Former Fighter Ranks Jujutsu Kaisen Fights
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- Опубліковано 17 жов 2024
- Resident anime hater, and former MMA fighter reacts to some of the greatest (and not so great) fights from Jujutsu Kaisen, AND decides whether or not he can take these characters on.
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Credits for This Episode
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Hosted by:
Curt / curtrichy
Christian / frugalaesthetic
Edited by: Tyler Simmons / tylerrelief
Produced by: Adrian Apolonio / slightlyotaku
Music found on Epidemic Sound
Ain’t no way
"Nah, I'd win." -Christian
He would lose to everyone in jjk be real
or would he? *Vsauce intro starts*
@@XXX_2900 Nah, He'd win.
Chris/tian*
@@XXX_2900whatchu mean? He gat this is da bag
Christian the typa mf to see someone get shot and say “me personally i wouldve dodged” 😭
Yk he’s just joking for the content right?
If you rewatch he def ragebaiting
@@Ervixius_ everyone knows his joking.
@@nbucwa6621 not everyone, some gojo glazers are def pissed
Tbf their stances and fighting technique were shit
@@razzledazzle9971Bro said he beats Toji. I don't wanna hear that shit
In 2026 when we get Shinjuku Showdown, Christian is gonna watch the entire hour long Gojo vs Sukuna fight then say some shit like ''Nah I mean I might have a little trouble, but I'd tank the domains then legsweep em both'' I swear
We finna tag Christian in to fight Sukuna 😂😂
@@mr_0n10n5 Christian Kaisen 😭
He clears fraudkuna i fear
we are definitely not getting shinjuku showdown in 2026 but i appreciate the hope!
@@KingXSR I mean culling games late this year/middleish of next year, so shinjuku showdown late 2026 isn't out of the question. This is MAPPA we're talking about, they are NOT gonna wait 2 full years to release JJK.
You should try get anime hater, fashion expert and fighting expert to hang out they seem really similar
now that you mention it... I'm starting to see the similarities
@@the0skeptic next he's gonna pull up for a video named "I asked a rEaL former president to react to Eren Yeager's leadership scenes"
but have you seen those three in the same room together? i might me onto something
@@bau9894nah you’re crazy
@@kel6714 Crazy? i was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy.
Christian got side hobbies now 😂
Well without Recreyo…
recreyo ended aad
@@justarandomguy3331it translated as having fun
@@dazaifurina919-j4v”have fun”
@@dazaifurina919-j4v that’s depressing and funny at the same time
Christian the type of dude that if he saw Sukuna right in front of him, he would still say "Nah, I'd Win"
ANYONE IN THIS PLANET EVEN SAW SUKUNA IN ANOTHER COUNTRY CAUSING DESTRUCTION THEY WILL SIMPLY SUICIDE 😂
and then proceeds to get blended but not before the Christians leg sweep
👖🩸🩸👕
My immediate thought when I saw the title was “it’s Crhistian, isn’t it?”
he's their "Roger"
He's literally on the thumbnail
@@crazyf1r397 I did not look at the thumbnail
@@crazyf1r397 no way
@@achmodinivswe9500 how did you see the title but not the thumbnail
Christian vs Mr. "Left, Right, Goodnight" would be a fight I'd pay to see.
I wouldn’t yuji clears 😭😭🙏
@@mrdottoastlike so hard bro😭
@@mrdottoast like not even close
@@Swift_editz681 Always bet on Christian.
@@gabinkers 🗿
More Christian lore incoming
Lmao Christian's gonna release a book called the bible
13:02 "I'm pluckin' that armpit hair out" is crazy 💀
6:26 feel good inc ah laugh😂
Lmao
Damn, now I can hear it
Feel good
bruh. TOO ACCURATE.
yooo this comment is hilarious 😂
Christian immediately understanding that the Mahoraga summon is a straight up crashout has me losing it 😂
Can't wait to see Christian's cameo in the JJK manga to finally get rid of Sukuna
yep bro is definitely getting enlisted to jjk
Sukuna: Ah yes, my Anti Christian Technique, I haven't used this since the Heian era.
The sukuna wins cycle continues
@@musicalmaniac2901p l o t a r m o r
You should put christian against baki characters
That’s a gas idea, def wanting that one
Man thats like tryna make a kid who didnt even hit puberty yet vs Conor McGregor 😭
I have a feeling he would let Yujiro r*pe him lmfaoooo
@@CheesethepapereaterWho is Yujiro in this analogy? Actually, don’t answer that- Yujiro will always be himself in any analogy
"Nah, I'd win"
'Three blind mice' is a Grade-A violation - like you don't even need to box him at that point
Trying to eat with UA-cam and Christian is COOKING with this one.
Always bet on Christian
christian versus nanami was crazy 😭he's so real for all that honestly
Not Nanami being called a teacher after he specifically tells Yuji in one of the scenes to like NOT call him Sensei because he is not a teacher lmao
If its a battle if ego's Christian is taking this
this mf a former everything
When you’re bored you just do random shit lmao
@@3RDIMPACTErmm actually mahoraga isn’t a curse he’s a shinigami that is apart of megumis ten shadows technique 👆🤓
1:22 Bro was locked in 💀 im dying
bro saw malevolent kitchen and said he solos. ima never mess with this guy
13:57 nah my man Christian is a Nanami simp now 💀
"I alone am the honored one" -Christian
Dude finally, it’s the idea from the MHA video where Christian wanted to beat up hawks!
now we just need all the technical terms he threw out in this video with MHA - i need to know is how he’d kick Hawks ass.
@@sophbro45he’d get killed by one of hawks’ feathers
@@placeholder_384 r/woosh
@@placeholder_384he would simply dodge
Nah, "He look like he milking a cow." is crazy.
Poor Yuji, Even his stance can not catch a break right now.😂😅
3 blind mice💀
Had me dying
11:36
DID BRO JUST SAY GUAN YU FROM DYNASTY WARRIORS, bro Christian gets it
17:25 to correct u here bro,
Mahoraga is a shikigami and so are all megumi's shadow summons
That bothered me as well
i think he was just simplifying that for Christian's sake, since he hasn't seen the anime
Shikigamis can be anything bro
@estreladefogo1032 *anything
Watch how u use that word his whole existence is to exterminate curses and adapt to any CT if it was a curse then it would have been labelled as special grade like Kenjaku's Curses
@@justchilling9599 thank you foi pointing my bad inglish, but the shikigami in te japan folclore CAN BE almost anything
Man says "I found someone" like 90% of his vids aren't with Christian
"Im gonna show Shibuya a real incident" is fuckin WILD
9:30 she got the filipino broom (walis ting-ting) i cannot unsee it 😭😭
Finally, we're getting closer to the Christian Vs Hawks video
Strongest sorcerer in history... Versus... Christian
Christian solos
Christian canonically solos the JJK verse, he’s stronger than all of them combined
Christian is "nah i'd win" taken to its most logical extreme.
coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb (christian is the hydrogen bomb)
Of course Christian knows how to fight. Explains why he talks so spicy 🤣🤣
Christian: That serrated elbow might be a problem in the cinch
Curt: But would you lose?
Christian: Nah, I'd win
Christian the type of guy to see godzilla rampage through nyc and say "nah i'd win"
“Fate Series” fits would be cool
I hope Christian keeps revealing new talents as more videos come out
"This gonna be a great fight"
Literally one of the shortest match ever
Mahoraga isn’t a curse, it’s a shinigami with the ability to adapt any natural and unnatural phenomenon
That's what mahoraga is? I thought mf was an curse all along 💀😭
@@highsourjamapple9141nah.
@@highsourjamapple9141 LOL people always mistake him for one.
Wait he got hands!? OF COURSE THE MOST CHAOTIC ONE OF THEM STORY WHATIFS CAN FIGHT!!0:08
You shoulda shown him the clip of yuji throwing a car
Bro was unfazed at Malevolent Shrine tho😭
This is the best video ive seen from y'all.
Great concept.
3 blind mice got my dead💀
absolute banger of a vid
Curt: shows fighters that can level entire cities, catch bullets with their bare hands, punch people out of a store and across the street and literally can't be touched
Christian: nah, I'd win
MORE OF THIS PLEASE! That was so fun to watch lol
I feel like Christian's roast game factors into his W's
The city getting destroyed
Christian:"Nah, I'd win.
Yes plz! You already know we gotta see Mahito
6:26 "FEEL GOOD" *sick ass bass*
What I really need, is for Curt to brief himself on how things in JJK work. Every time he talked about anybody having 'no powers' or the shikigami being curses I emotionally face palmed. Good video though.
I was surprised christian actually had good things to say and knew what he was doing
Christian is the mf who answers to the "Watchu doing in this situation?" memes.
-this guy is goated
"no he is gojo"
that was a good ass line
Christian would probably have a doctors degree at this point
This video was hilarious😂 bro was funny asf
13:00 it’s even funnier if you know her speed and strength feats in the manga
Close to Toji but Toji better because he has more biq and exp
@@kiyotaka2336 idk if you’re right or not, but I’ll agree because of the Berserk pfp
This was such a fun video, you love to see it
Also there is a fight that will probably be next season that I really hope goes as crazy as these ones, and Christian explains why he'd win there
My boy tought he could solo the most diabolical anime 💀 bro thinks he can win againts a guy who can critical hit someone and send them to lord in an instant😭😭 haruta survived the first blow with his luck but he aint lucky enough to go to heaven. Bro saw lord 3 times 🗣🗣🔥🔥
The most devious laught in existence 17:42
The Christian backstory grows
Yo, I would love to see Christian react to Sukuna vs Jogo. That fight was animated so well, and it’s probably my favorite fight in Jujutsu Kaisen.
Damn, crazy how Christian solos the verse
17:34 "whos the bad guy here?"
"Yes"
12:22 AND HER NAME IS MAKI ZENIN-
*John Cena intro intensifies*
Stumbled across this channel and I hope they come out with more of these
Christian the og delulu
16:08 editor goated for this one xD
The fact y’all ain’t show him mahito vs yuji
This channel makes me laugh wayyyyy too hard 🤣🤣 You guys should do the Onigashima fights from One Piece.
Nah with the new chapters in JJK Yuji definitely top 3 right now also fun fact Yuji isn't just a brawler he also does Taido Martial Arts so Christian is getting those Backshots 😂
6:25 bro got the feel good inc laugh
This guy is not winning against any one of these guys lmao
FR
Chris- you dont look so tuff
Megumi- With this treasure i summon
never thought i would get frugal aesthetic lore in a anime video
Not the sketch quote 😭😭 “See ya brothers - the sketch real”
that was lowkey fire
new to your channel
I love Christian's confidence
Can't believe you didn't show Yuji and Nanami vs Mahito from S1. I was expecting it cause i wanted to see Christian's reaction to that beat down.
it would be so funny that christian learned choso can use his blood whenever he wants
Yes all the fights in jjk Kyoto sister school event when were great specially todo vs yuiji and todo and yuiji vs habami.
Everyone gangsta until the black sparks begin to fly.
Christian: I Can solo Megumi Fushiguro
Megumi: WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON
We NEED more of this
Something that I think is underrated on the nanami "fight"
That twink has the power to store luck to get "miracles" when he needs then to live,and we see the miracles in his eyes.
When nanami slammed him into the glass,he lost two markings
That punch killed the man TWICE
No the punch killed him once the slam of the wall dir another
magumin sees christian : WITH THIS TREASURE I SUM-
incredibly funny and entertaining vid, commenting so the algorithm pushes it to more people
Bro, I think you should show yuji and nanami vs mahito, and miguel vs gojo, those fists do be hard
Magic Johnson with blood manipulation is nuts
christian being shocked as he gets split into half right when he meets sukuna
99.9k subs is crazy
This was really fun. You should show clips from RECORD OF RAGNAROK.
You gotta bring him back man
Was a blast watching this
Imagine if you showed him megumi vs blond ponytail guy, without telling him about mahoraga
"Furube yura yura"