Ep. 150 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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  • @MyNamesNotCraig2
    @MyNamesNotCraig2 2 роки тому +33

    “Skinning someone alive-“ “WOAWOAWOAWOAWOAH THATS ONLINE?!” “Draft kings!”

  • @dilly_bones2147
    @dilly_bones2147 2 роки тому +429

    Imagine if Bert worked out as much as he talked about working out. He'd be jacked!

    • @xxCD7xx
      @xxCD7xx 2 роки тому +7

      Imagine he also drank as much as he says he drinks...

    • @Ruckus333
      @Ruckus333 2 роки тому +2

      @@xxCD7xx oh he does drink as much as he says for sure! Lol
      💞 🤌 🤌 🤌 💞

    • @vadr6383
      @vadr6383 2 роки тому +5

      He is jacked. His medical records say he's flawless. So he just needs to relax on his heavy drinking/ eating

    • @bigbusiness87business2
      @bigbusiness87business2 2 роки тому +3

      Fr, can we be over it yet. It’s So boring hearing about it every episode.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @JP-qw3rv
    @JP-qw3rv 2 роки тому +457

    Love how Tom does impressions of his sons. Uhhmazing.

    • @gobengals8804
      @gobengals8804 2 роки тому +30

      Uhhh Hundred percent

    • @GlacierSound
      @GlacierSound 2 роки тому +5

      YUP

    • @ricciardilol4406
      @ricciardilol4406 2 роки тому +7

      *Click click* uhh-hundred percent

    • @m.naja148
      @m.naja148 2 роки тому +6

      I love Tom and think his impressions are funny, but for real though… his sons sound like devil spawn. I hope he’s exaggerating on some of the stories 🫣

    • @JP-qw3rv
      @JP-qw3rv 2 роки тому +1

      @@caspay21 post the video

  • @garrettsaulnier2651
    @garrettsaulnier2651 2 роки тому +336

    Tom is such a psychopath with no emotions and bert is such an emotional goofball they’re the perfect pair.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @T25de
      @T25de 2 роки тому +2

      Wasn’t goin to thumbs up… but it had 68

    • @Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping
      @Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping 2 роки тому +3

      HE'S NOT PSYCHO!!!!
      ....He's just a little bit misunderstood.

    • @Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping
      @Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping 2 роки тому

      @@T25de
      Nimitz, bro?

    • @wyatthale555
      @wyatthale555 2 роки тому

      @@ItzMalick too many people in that game bruh. Find another niche, trust me. Super unoriginal

  • @identified_Vibe
    @identified_Vibe 2 роки тому +284

    Love how Bert thinks he hasn’t told us his trainer is also Tom Cruise’s trainer lol

    • @ZenoSama_
      @ZenoSama_ 2 роки тому +4

      Prime Bert

    • @identified_Vibe
      @identified_Vibe 2 роки тому +8

      @Quentin Hapsburg Bert is secretly the real reason why Tom is so successful and motivated 😱

    • @srhkid4life420
      @srhkid4life420 2 роки тому +23

      I was thinking it's the rock.

    • @genore1993
      @genore1993 2 роки тому +6

      I think its the rock. BEcause of how weird he got around the sports. The Rock owns or runs the XFL.

    • @mhabyur
      @mhabyur 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah when he said initials I started running through list, TC made sense

  • @Stzit
    @Stzit 2 роки тому +114

    Tom's a saint. I couldn't handle being interrupted by Bert as much as him, without eventually blowing up on mic.

    • @danschillin8558
      @danschillin8558 2 роки тому +2

      Dude, I'd lose my fuckin mind. He's a trampler, still love him though.

    • @jackcorrigan6258
      @jackcorrigan6258 2 роки тому +12

      42:42 actually made me angry

    • @cabozca
      @cabozca 2 роки тому +5

      The best is when Bert interrupts Tom and then interrupts himself mid interruption. Meta AF

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @carte0000blanche
      @carte0000blanche 2 роки тому

      Bs fucking lost it.... he needs to sort his life out.

  • @ExceLvG
    @ExceLvG 2 роки тому +389

    It’s not the same without Nadav’s howls in the back
    EDIT: Cackling, my apologies

  • @dracko6919
    @dracko6919 2 роки тому +142

    Bert: “I think I love being gay so much”
    **cuts to commercial**
    Tom: “Have u ever heard of Policy Genius?”
    This fuckers have mastered the art of editing into comedy

    • @fffraaankkk
      @fffraaankkk 2 роки тому +2

      💯🌮✂️

    • @robusto7735
      @robusto7735 2 роки тому +1

      HAHA!!!! So true!!!!!!

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @fishgangstaytps2691
      @fishgangstaytps2691 2 роки тому +2

      I don't think even specifically gay podcasts would talk about being gay and gay sex as much as these two...

    • @SB-se7vb
      @SB-se7vb 2 роки тому

      The skinning alive cut was even funnier to me personally.

  • @loodiksa
    @loodiksa 2 роки тому +90

    Another great Monday with Bart Chrysler and Tim Sangria ❤

    • @kaptainkool408
      @kaptainkool408 2 роки тому +4

      Burnt Krispers and Ken Seagulla are the best!!

    • @antinsanwo
      @antinsanwo 2 роки тому +3

      Bort chrisner and Tim seagal

    • @rafaelsoares8361
      @rafaelsoares8361 2 роки тому +4

      Im Tim Khrisler he's Burnt Segura 🎶🎶

    • @sasogorelick
      @sasogorelick 2 роки тому +4

      Burnt Chrysler and Tim Segundo are the best

    • @juice6199
      @juice6199 2 роки тому

      Butt Crackner and Thumb Sugma

  • @ryankotack
    @ryankotack 2 роки тому +18

    Tim - "the heaviest I've ever seen on a scale was--"
    Brent - "oooooo, look at push!"

  • @tyler4418
    @tyler4418 2 роки тому +118

    I've been singing little songs to my son since he was a baby. He's 5 now, and when I start to sing, he yells out "No singing!" but with a laugh.

    • @drizzy0712
      @drizzy0712 2 роки тому +5

      So you continue singing right?!?

    • @tyler4418
      @tyler4418 2 роки тому +11

      @@drizzy0712 usually, he laughs cuz he knows I'm fucking with him, I make a thing out of it. But I'll stop if I can see he's tired and really not in the mood.

    • @dropdeadkassie307
      @dropdeadkassie307 2 роки тому +5

      My son is the same age and does the same thing I do it to him in the grocery store

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @juice6199
    @juice6199 2 роки тому +116

    Bert on Somethings Burning recently:
    "I just did blood work, everything's perfect"
    Also Bert on that same episode:
    "I've had the shakes all morning, I need a drink really bad."

    • @al1016
      @al1016 2 роки тому +14

      I don't think Bert knows that you can have liver function tests that appear fine and healthy at many stages of liver disease.
      What he needs is a ct scan or an ultrasound scan, to measure the stiffness of the liver. Which will show scarring inside the liver.

    • @ChichiNaka
      @ChichiNaka 2 роки тому +4

      He has panic attacks and starts shaking if he doesn't drink for 12 hours

    • @BUKWulfSh0t
      @BUKWulfSh0t 2 роки тому

      Having the shakes is 1 of the worse feelings Especially having them in the mornings😖😖😖 i wouldn't even eat breakfast, just straight beer or tequila

    • @juice6199
      @juice6199 2 роки тому

      @@BUKWulfSh0tnever had them but I have definitely drank my fair share, like everyday for 3 years but I normally don't drink until after 4-5pm and the most ill drink is like 6-7 beers or a bottle of wine

    • @gingerroot8802
      @gingerroot8802 2 роки тому

      He needs help bad. Them turning it into a joke is going to look awful when he has a big stroke or heart attack. No one has ever told him he needs to stop drinking.. Enabling drunks is the worst thing you can do.

  • @dac554
    @dac554 2 роки тому +57

    150 episodes?
    That’s 300 gallon of Kool-aid
    150 bottles of Tito’s
    6000 “uh-mazing”
    75 falls out of chairs
    ….

    • @TaylorHomeCare
      @TaylorHomeCare 2 роки тому +2

      1hundreddd percent

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @mmedrano8334
      @mmedrano8334 2 роки тому

      That's 7,500 girl push-ups.

  • @AzBeautyFull
    @AzBeautyFull 2 роки тому +36

    Tom: its just the screaming i like
    Everyone: we know tom... you psycho

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @fishgangstaytps2691
      @fishgangstaytps2691 2 роки тому

      no wonder he likes Burnt😁

  • @redbadgeofcourage98
    @redbadgeofcourage98 2 роки тому +74

    Imagine the whole YMH gang (including Bert and Dr. Drew) singing a full choral rendition of Nadav is Googling the next time Paddy fucks something up. I would pay to watch that 🤣

    • @RDSwords
      @RDSwords 2 роки тому +13

      They should do a "We Are the World" type production of "Nadav is Googling" with all their comedian/famous friends

    • @RandomGlow444
      @RandomGlow444 2 роки тому +4

      @@RDSwords ready for this

    • @DrewMANIC
      @DrewMANIC 2 роки тому +4

      Or just drew doing it opera style. He's legit with that. Pretty crazy to hear.

    • @hoondagang4919
      @hoondagang4919 2 роки тому

      …………..fuck no……who the fuck would want to even hear that shit…..rather eat dog shit alone in a closet….

    • @Mr.Cloud96
      @Mr.Cloud96 2 роки тому +3

      Danny Brown does the rap in the middle

  • @Hungryhipoe
    @Hungryhipoe 2 роки тому +39

    When Bart said “pull up women’s volleyball outfits” he sounded exactly like Garth when he says “yeah I really like that”

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @caseymitchell6499
    @caseymitchell6499 2 роки тому +61

    Bert should be required to watch 2 girls 1 cup on the show since the show’s name is based on it. Only seems fair.

    • @tompowers1308
      @tompowers1308 2 роки тому +13

      I have no idea how the hell it took reading this comment, after YEARS to realize that is where the name comes from

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @diggysoze2897
      @diggysoze2897 2 роки тому

      @@ItzMalick if that’s true, let’s see your creators license.

    • @edenzero8064
      @edenzero8064 2 роки тому

      I second this

  • @The1stMotion
    @The1stMotion 2 роки тому +30

    Bart channeling his inner Will Ferrell Elf impression when he sings his regular conversations

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @ilikmlow6900
    @ilikmlow6900 2 роки тому +583

    “I love being gay so much We pay hundreds of dollars a month.....” bravo to whoever is placing the ads 👌🏻👍🏻

    • @cavemanvi
      @cavemanvi 2 роки тому +63

      If you’re in a frat you’re straight up gay. No if ands or buttholes about it.

    • @MegaGREEKBOI
      @MegaGREEKBOI 2 роки тому +5

      Saw this after I posted the same thing hahaha

    • @Blackstamos
      @Blackstamos 2 роки тому +3

      Did you come up with that yourself or did you steal it from the show?

    • @mikemikemike123
      @mikemikemike123 2 роки тому +14

      “Skinning someone alive…. The football season has kicked off” 🤣🤣

    • @Blackstamos
      @Blackstamos 2 роки тому +1

      @@mikemikemike123 That's a good one. Kudos

  • @laurenclark1304
    @laurenclark1304 2 роки тому +82

    I would be so bummed if they stopped doing the gifts - I genuinely love when they do the gift exchange

    • @maybeaspider3456
      @maybeaspider3456 2 роки тому +8

      I like how much it upsets their wives more than anything else

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @boagski
      @boagski 2 роки тому +2

      It got old real fast

  • @TheChaneaux
    @TheChaneaux 2 роки тому +86

    Halston showing that game show clip is equivalent to Enny saying “hot sauce is the best”

    • @alafawnduh_eg
      @alafawnduh_eg 2 роки тому +9

      HoT SaUcE iS tHe BeSt -Tom Segura

    • @Torqueyeel
      @Torqueyeel 2 роки тому +9

      He was really trying to get them to change topic 😂

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @Jerrid_86
      @Jerrid_86 2 роки тому +2

      @@ItzMalick bro stop begging its embarrassing

  • @pedigocaitlin
    @pedigocaitlin 2 роки тому +12

    Damn Tom looks AMAZING!
    I've always thought he was a bear, but holy shit he is looking So. So. Sooooo good!! It is hilarious listening to Bert talk about working out and health while sitting across from Tom. 🤣
    Keep up the hard work Tommy, you are killing it.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @idontknowmuch3441
      @idontknowmuch3441 2 роки тому +1

      @@ItzMalick what’s your point

    • @christopher152
      @christopher152 2 роки тому

      That's some low standards you got. He's fat and bald.

  • @jacobchapman9803
    @jacobchapman9803 2 роки тому +29

    I fucking love when he tells people about Hank 3. Maybe it'll bring him out of the woods for the first time in 10 years lol. He briefly mentioned him on Rogan I wish they would have spent an hour lol

    • @infinitytme676
      @infinitytme676 2 роки тому +3

      Hank the third is amazing lol

    • @Beunibster
      @Beunibster 2 роки тому +1

      @@infinitytme676 It's Hank 3 now

    • @Cloudroth
      @Cloudroth 2 роки тому +2

      Hank 3 is the man! 🤘

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @nuclearpasta1850
    @nuclearpasta1850 2 роки тому +1

    16:03 that cut to commercial was gold loll

  • @J-Mac8
    @J-Mac8 2 роки тому +29

    I’m with Bert on not wanting to see certain shit. Absolutely right you can’t unsee it!!

    • @maybeaspider3456
      @maybeaspider3456 2 роки тому

      Tom would get a kick out of the cartel video of the guy with no skin on his face being tortured by his captors, or the one of the uncle and nephew getting cut up alive with a chainsaw. ISIS videos are good too, much better production value on some of them

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @willmichael7992
      @willmichael7992 2 роки тому +6

      @@ItzMalick I respect the grind but quit dropping this reply on every single comment. IF you’re gonna do that, at least target the right audience for your content, bc anyone watching Two Bears One Cave is not gonna care about the videos you post.

    • @RonJOlsonJr
      @RonJOlsonJr 2 роки тому +2

      I watched the last ymh 8. I stopped right before the heavy segment at the end. The next day I was like...I paid for it I should watch it. I really wish I had NOT. There was some really messed up stuff. I long for the days of the guy getting hit by the car and screaming. Tim Dillion was worth the $10 as a guest.

    • @commandingsteel
      @commandingsteel 2 роки тому

      i've seen some stuff on the dark web that's still burned into my memory...

  • @adamlowe8677
    @adamlowe8677 2 роки тому +10

    I love the fact that every other day or so there's a new ymh podcast.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 2 роки тому +20

    I love you guys a lot. You bring a lot of joy to the world

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @octaviorodriguez6895
    @octaviorodriguez6895 2 роки тому +25

    Tom knowing who suga free is hilarious to me lol.

    • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
      @yourdadsotherfamily3530 2 роки тому +2

      Tom the Big P’

    • @danielocean3699
      @danielocean3699 2 роки тому +2

      He’s a legit hip hop fan. Not just now because it’s mainstream

    • @octaviorodriguez6895
      @octaviorodriguez6895 2 роки тому +3

      @@danielocean3699 I know that but even the people who like the more underground stuff don't know who suga free is let alone listen to his music. Pimp music is something else lol

    • @parithian8462
      @parithian8462 2 роки тому +1

      @@danielocean3699 I love people rhyming about how cool they are. It sometimes makes me feel cool too, and I can pretend that means it's good music

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @johnvaresio9666
    @johnvaresio9666 2 роки тому +7

    Tom and Bart should compete to see which of their Bday presents to each other makes the other tear up more from the amount of thoughtfulness

  • @DrCommaBarber
    @DrCommaBarber 2 роки тому +2

    Brent saying he didn't "like" the hug while smiling so gleefully 😆 its ok Bruce, be who you are!

  • @seriannachan
    @seriannachan 2 роки тому +12

    I love when Tom says his son says he hates him

  • @cassierussell6281
    @cassierussell6281 2 роки тому +3

    The guy being backed up on by the car gets me every. single. time. xD

  • @gooseguastella6644
    @gooseguastella6644 2 роки тому +3

    Bert forgot that he told another podcast that his trainer worked with The Rock. That's the A.D.D. kicking in. So funny.

    • @renaroronoa9399
      @renaroronoa9399 2 роки тому

      Alcohol makes it harder to make memories..

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @hhhanselll
    @hhhanselll 2 роки тому +6

    Lmao can you imagine how scared that girl was at first? She prob thought the whole team was about to run train on her till they told her to leave.

  • @93Nfinite
    @93Nfinite 2 роки тому +18

    Every time Tom starts talking about something I’m interested in Bart goes on a 5 minute rant

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @anthonytone7181
    @anthonytone7181 2 роки тому

    "So you're just going to watch soccer?!" (Bert @ the World Cup '22) LMAO 🤣😂

  • @Pnda4500
    @Pnda4500 2 роки тому +8

    Bert pulling out the reading glasses tho 😂

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @bradpullen9557
    @bradpullen9557 2 роки тому +2

    at 41:17 Tom finally decides to show real emotion

  • @cdizzy42069
    @cdizzy42069 2 роки тому +9

    Hank 3 is dope as fuck, shout out to Bert for knowing the genius!

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @robertb5359
      @robertb5359 2 роки тому

      it mustve been them pills he took

    • @bnbcraft6666
      @bnbcraft6666 2 роки тому +1

      Hell yeah 🤘

  • @MyNamesNotCraig2
    @MyNamesNotCraig2 2 роки тому +1

    Tom and his friends stepping in and saying no to that situation in college is so good especially for the time it happened

  • @jakeyboy6669
    @jakeyboy6669 2 роки тому +11

    This is how this podcast works… Bert asks a question to Tom. Tom goes to answer the question. Bert cuts him off and forgets what he was going to say. Remembers and goes on to answer his own question. Stfu sometimes Brent.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @gregoryhines7
      @gregoryhines7 2 роки тому

      And then the answer will be written down, beeped out or "click clicked"

    • @coastalorigins3031
      @coastalorigins3031 2 роки тому

      This is how podcasts go with borderline sociopath vs ADHD ocd FUnny fat man

  • @ilikmlow6900
    @ilikmlow6900 2 роки тому

    “Skinning people alive, woh woh woh thats online The football season has kicked off...”
    This episode is the gift that keeps on giving 😂😂😂😂

  • @sterlingk20_ctr39
    @sterlingk20_ctr39 2 роки тому +20

    About to go whip up a 64oz kool aid (red of course) and get the day started right a HUNDRED persen

    • @GlacierSound
      @GlacierSound 2 роки тому

      YUP

    • @ntutino1980
      @ntutino1980 2 роки тому

      @C_ stop it that’s enough

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @dieseIboy
    @dieseIboy 2 роки тому +1

    Brent’s interruptions were on another level this podcast….no idea how Tom does it every week.

  • @rayparibello
    @rayparibello 2 роки тому +17

    Next Ymh live feature: Bert watching 2 girls one cup for the first time.
    Make this happen!

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @mistersc2tt
    @mistersc2tt 2 роки тому

    Draft kings thank you so much I’ve never needed an ad more in my life

  • @nachomansandyravage2346
    @nachomansandyravage2346 2 роки тому +4

    The shit eating grin and pleasure Tom gets everytime the garage clip plays, I long to experience an ounce of that joy

  • @Js-hu5cm
    @Js-hu5cm Рік тому

    Listening to Tom talk about his boys is literally the best. He is the funniest comic I swear

  • @benking9728
    @benking9728 2 роки тому +12

    Gotta get it going bud

    • @Wnick56
      @Wnick56 2 роки тому +3

      When you’re featherin it, brother

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @MatthewLKemper
    @MatthewLKemper 2 роки тому +1

    shoutout to bert and tom for the best podcast ever!

  • @kevlanb8779
    @kevlanb8779 2 роки тому +10

    We need a weekly follow up podcast called Two Bears 1 Truth where Tom fact checks all of Barfs lies/ outrageous stories.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @kevlanb8779
      @kevlanb8779 2 роки тому

      @@ItzMalick reaction vids are a plague

  • @mooddisorderunspecified4258
    @mooddisorderunspecified4258 2 роки тому

    Bert is an unstoppable dingus and papa Tom watches over him. I can appreciate the bear dynamic in the cave.

  • @toastedjoe1013
    @toastedjoe1013 2 роки тому +8

    Bert singing reminds me of Will Ferrell in Elf.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @nickitoff9629
    @nickitoff9629 2 роки тому +1

    I really like Toms idea of an "experiance" for Birthday gifts. It would be great for them to both participate, like skydiving or racing each other on a closed track.

  • @luvdosbux
    @luvdosbux 2 роки тому +7

    Bart Chrysler gets old for me real quick these days!! One HHHHHHHUndred Percent! God Bless Tom for putting up with this man child!

    • @iansanford8369
      @iansanford8369 2 роки тому

      Then don’t watch the show…. Bert is 50% of it, so just leave. Don’t worry, we won’t miss you

  • @tannerhunter1217
    @tannerhunter1217 2 роки тому +1

    It’s gonna be hilarious when Tom yells at Burt for cutting him off, like the way Toms kids yell at him for singing

  • @TheBeardClub
    @TheBeardClub 2 роки тому +9

    Monday’s are for the Beards.

    • @GlacierSound
      @GlacierSound 2 роки тому

      I just shaved.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @chrisdobbin5834
    @chrisdobbin5834 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine trying to pick out Bert's laugh out of a group of people 🤣

  • @stevedub8035
    @stevedub8035 2 роки тому +3

    They ad placement game... strong 😆 🤣 😂

    • @jimjohnson8999
      @jimjohnson8999 2 роки тому

      hardest I've laughed at Bert & Tom in a while was at that 16min ad placement 🤣🤣🤣

  • @xavierbarriga283
    @xavierbarriga283 2 роки тому +1

    So obvious they’re talking about the TB12 program at 50:28

  • @aaroncruze4638
    @aaroncruze4638 2 роки тому +3

    Tom: sighing; skinning someone alive... excited; the new football season is starting!
    Great comedic timing by the editing team.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @finchisneat
    @finchisneat 2 роки тому

    12:34 Lmao who was Brent yelling that too?? 😂

  • @Victestr0104
    @Victestr0104 2 роки тому +4

    Learned today that not joining a fraternity was a great decision.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @thebully9121
    @thebully9121 2 роки тому

    How Tom refrained from punching Bert in the mouth at 46:10 is beyond me.

  • @sheakennedy4580
    @sheakennedy4580 2 роки тому +3

    Love you guys, this really is the best pod out there. Never any drama, always big on laughs. You guys make Mondays great!

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @ryangrandy2132
    @ryangrandy2132 2 роки тому

    I love that Brent would describe a video, and Tom immediately knows the name of the video. 😂😄😂

  • @NikoJoesif
    @NikoJoesif 2 роки тому +5

    As someone still in college but not in Greek life. Hearing Bert tell that story made me so happy because there are probably so many people enraged right now 😂😂

  • @slysmyle972
    @slysmyle972 2 роки тому +1

    Bert: "I know who's backing out of a date"
    Also Bert "definitely shows Tom texts from Bobby Lee"

  • @fffraaankkk
    @fffraaankkk 2 роки тому +20

    There's no way Tom can show cartel stuff. I can't imagine "Funky Town" on the heavy segment or "Ms Pacman".

    • @EliteWarrior13
      @EliteWarrior13 2 роки тому +4

      Dude ive seen some stuff that just make it feel like all the good is gone from the world and you lost your soul

    • @Mutilatedd
      @Mutilatedd 2 роки тому +3

      Yooo why did I look those up? Didn't even watch just read a brief description and that was more than enough for me.

    • @rizzzko
      @rizzzko 2 роки тому +5

      I feel like the guy in funkytown trying to reach his face but failing to do so because he has no hands anymore would crack Tom up

    • @fffraaankkk
      @fffraaankkk 2 роки тому +5

      @@rizzzko probably, but I forget the name of the video. The cartel has a guy naked and they cut him up while he's still alive and the torturer grabs his leg and starts beating him w his own leg and laughing at the guy. That would make Tom laugh.

    • @Lockdown335
      @Lockdown335 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah id prefer they try to keep it funny somewhat lol Cartel shit is just the pinnacle of human brutality.... Maybe show the dudes wearing another dudes face for the lols....
      Thats kinda chill .... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  • @jaysonofgigachad9795
    @jaysonofgigachad9795 2 роки тому +1

    Bert is a Hank lll fan! Massive respect for Bert gained.

    • @seankelly5427
      @seankelly5427 2 роки тому

      I just wish he remembered that AssJack was the name of III's other band... or that his country is really a tribute to is Grandpa (aka Hank I). Big fan of Hank III and saw him once in San Francisco. There were some women from CA's central valley (Fresno, etc) that could/would have beaten me up too! Great f'n show though!

    • @bnbcraft6666
      @bnbcraft6666 2 роки тому

      I read about it on saving country music and I had to find it, I'm a huge hank3 fan but unfortunately he can't tour anymore and I became a fan 2 years ago and he stopped touring in 2014 because he lost the house he was renting which was his base of operations

  • @Missellamama
    @Missellamama 2 роки тому +5

    The ad transitions have been perfection. 🥰

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @kiki7444
    @kiki7444 2 роки тому

    “I don’t think I’m allowed to talk about it.. Aaahhhh fuck it” 😂

  • @GlacierSound
    @GlacierSound 2 роки тому +83

    I can see Tom being an actual serial killer, his personality on these pods is scary.

    • @TheChaneaux
      @TheChaneaux 2 роки тому +26

      But a serial killer with morals…like he’ll kill the guy that tried to get with that young girl

    • @cassierussell6281
      @cassierussell6281 2 роки тому +1

      scary good lmao

    • @dylanjohnston4161
      @dylanjohnston4161 2 роки тому +7

      @@TheChaneaux So Chris D'elia then

    • @fugisgonefishin
      @fugisgonefishin 2 роки тому +7

      @Vedder George Ethan is that you?

    • @Baychimo
      @Baychimo 2 роки тому +14

      @@TheChaneaux Absolutely. Nothing screams "good morals" more than promoting a misogynist, laughing at people getting seriously injured, stating that he doesn't want to hang out with people of lower status, getting enraged with employees of various establishments and using people with mental health issues as entertainment, among other things 😄

  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo 2 роки тому +1

    "someone getting skinned alive, the football season is about to kick off, join us in draft kings!"

  • @reinders82
    @reinders82 2 роки тому +6

    26:33 The beeps conceal absolutely nothing about the word Bert says. Way to go Paddy!

    • @AaronJ9610
      @AaronJ9610 2 роки тому

      Not sure he was trying to. When they try to conceal something they deliberately use a different camera shot where the person being censored isn't on camera

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @dntgvafuk89
    @dntgvafuk89 2 роки тому

    Genius cut to ad right after Bert says he'd love being gay 😆😆

  • @felixfjr
    @felixfjr 2 роки тому +3

    Sometimes at the end of an episode I just think to myself “Wtf did I just watch”

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @theresavasquez6021
    @theresavasquez6021 2 роки тому +1

    24:59 I LIVE for Bert’s weezing. 😂

  • @AntDiesel54
    @AntDiesel54 2 роки тому +10

    Im tired of comedians hiding what they bought and how much they spent on this or that, and what they have. But its us that got them that money. We dont give a damn, we want to know ! Were happy for you's, we want to share that with yous

    • @swoop8047
      @swoop8047 2 роки тому

      I'm also tired of comedians hiding what they buy with our money. It has to stop. It's getting out of control. In my day we could watch and verify the ditzy broads that Dean Martin had bent over his freshly buffed Cadillac

  • @walterwoit9408
    @walterwoit9408 2 роки тому +1

    You can tel Tom loves Bart because the amount of times he talks over Tom and switches the convo to talk about himself is insane😂😂

  • @glmoyer
    @glmoyer 2 роки тому +4

    Brent advocating for Tate is gonna be problematic

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @wharris123184
    @wharris123184 2 роки тому

    Burnt: But I’ve been to Oklahoma! Bum bum buam bum! Ever heard that?
    Tom (immediately): No.
    I’m dead.

  • @superstock101
    @superstock101 2 роки тому +3

    I love when they start whispering so you can't hear them that shit is very enjoyable

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @willleaton2827
    @willleaton2827 2 роки тому +1

    As a student pilot, I'm so excited to hear more about Tom getting into aviation

  • @JDSharar13
    @JDSharar13 2 роки тому +15

    Ya Bert… Chinese have never denied anything that happened in their culture…certainly not mass genocide or anything 😂

  • @yxngdk6793
    @yxngdk6793 2 роки тому

    Bert wants to be a Q!?! Man of quality lol Shout out da bruhz 😂

  • @cdizzy42069
    @cdizzy42069 2 роки тому +13

    The heavy segment reminds me of being in like 3rd grade with that one friend who had a computer and negligent parents. The early 2000s were the wild west of nasty, vile internet shit.

    • @Pandosopoderoso
      @Pandosopoderoso 2 роки тому +1

      Lmfao. Hahahah. It was more of late middle and early high school for me and my negligent parents

    • @Hollowpoint762
      @Hollowpoint762 2 роки тому +1

      lol the old Kazzaa and Limewire days huh? If you want a computer chalked full of viruses Limewire has got ya covered lol

    • @cdizzy42069
      @cdizzy42069 2 роки тому +1

      @@Hollowpoint762 fuckin exactly dude lmao

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @jandreoni
    @jandreoni 2 роки тому

    "Skinning someone alive...." "THE FOOTBALL SEASON HAS KICKED OFF AND WHAT BETTER WAY......" Hilarious ad placement!! 🤣

  • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
    @yourdadsotherfamily3530 2 роки тому +7

    The Chinese lady being pregnant observation is a great bit xD I mean I live in CHINA TOWN and I’ve never seen a late or mid-term pregnant Chinese woman yet in OVER 4-5 years with a people forward facing job that gets around the area I live.. it’s actually hilarious because I’ve only ever seen one obviously pregnant Chinese woman and that was my bosses wife LOL
    Source: I lived in the Mainland of Malaysia where there are predominantly Chinese people populating the nation. Never once did I see a pregnant woman there who wasn’t Indonesian or homeless for the 2.5 years I was there and I never saw one but my bosses wife for the 4-5 years I’ve been staying in a Chinatown in the US in Texas.

    • @pauljoseph8338
      @pauljoseph8338 2 роки тому +1

      Texas has a CHINATOWN???

    • @zanderkudra122
      @zanderkudra122 2 роки тому +1

      Duh.. because they spawn like Call of Duty bro

    • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
      @yourdadsotherfamily3530 2 роки тому +1

      @@pauljoseph8338 yeah the major cities like Dallas and Houston have their own little ‘China towns’ I call it that but it’s not gonna be like New York because we don’t build that high but it may as well be ‘China town’ lol

    • @parithian8462
      @parithian8462 2 роки тому

      @@pauljoseph8338 yea it's called a city, read a book

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @jamesyhardeman4729
    @jamesyhardeman4729 2 роки тому

    Tom mentioning SUGA FREE just made me so happy this morning..
    Cali Legend

  • @Bittamin
    @Bittamin 2 роки тому +8

    Booth boys, Tom is literally whispering in this episode. Either gotta slap the back of his head, or turn the gain up on that bad boy sometimes

    • @jacklempke7779
      @jacklempke7779 2 роки тому +5

      No booth boys. They’re in the Bertcast studio so they’re using his producer. That’s why the audio is messed up. Wouldn’t happen with YMH producers.

    • @Bittamin
      @Bittamin 2 роки тому +2

      @@jacklempke7779 GOOD CALL!! Wasn’t watching the video and didn’t catch that at first, and now it all makes sense 😅

    • @jacklempke7779
      @jacklempke7779 2 роки тому +3

      @@Bittamin you got it. I’ve been getting tired of these episodes in the Bertcast studio. The show isn’t the same without Nadav and the booth. Nadav’s laugh is even in the 2 Bears intro. This is just a better than usual episode of Bertcast.

    • @Bittamin
      @Bittamin 2 роки тому +1

      @@jacklempke7779 I’m just an audio geek 😅 little issues when I’m trying to listen in the shower stick out way more than they should for me

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @brandonaldrich597
    @brandonaldrich597 2 роки тому

    Please keep upping the gifts, don't need you to be relatable, we are living vicariously through you. Go big or go home!

  • @mykmcgrane
    @mykmcgrane 2 роки тому +4

    From Rape to Racial: Tom and Bert break down Barriers

  • @Fine_living718
    @Fine_living718 2 роки тому

    Bertram Grover Weeks: “An Asian dude getting kneecapped by a car, you love that”
    Tom & I laugh at the same time in agreement: “I do love that”

  • @hunterashton673
    @hunterashton673 2 роки тому +3

    Tom looks like he’d be so short. Like 5’6 it’s mind blowing that he’s 6 feet

  • @user-mo8tm4jw2l
    @user-mo8tm4jw2l 2 роки тому

    And on this day. The greatest chase has ended. The one upsmanship of this birthday extravaganza shall not be forgotten.

  • @brianhager1838
    @brianhager1838 2 роки тому +3

    Mmmhhh, the podcast I watch before bad friends....

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @zonedoutluke
    @zonedoutluke 2 роки тому

    You know how they say never hit a women "I wanted to light that bitch up" 4:55🤣💀

  • @Chaz_OC
    @Chaz_OC 2 роки тому +6

    Bart's high voice laugh has to go

  • @headymitch
    @headymitch 2 роки тому +1

    2 Elitists One studio