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  • @carlos_ayala4373
    @carlos_ayala4373 3 роки тому +3832

    I was gonna end it all, but then John Christian came to me and told me, “The gun isn’t loaded”

    • @Xozkov
      @Xozkov 3 роки тому +28

      @Spatza who's an edgy boy?

    • @5osa
      @5osa 3 роки тому +17

      @Spatza you said this on everyone’s comment, wanna cookie 🍪?

    • @BeretBay
      @BeretBay 3 роки тому +19

      @Spatza "and that's just facts". No, you just want attention. People with facts would state them not claim that they are facts.

    • @MaximilianMuss
      @MaximilianMuss 3 роки тому +2

      @ThiccBoi27 Timmy hasn't come to the comment section in ages

    • @vhem6007
      @vhem6007 3 роки тому

      @UC0Kw1wDuYR3mIJARn1HCUPw annddddd your back

  • @_its_ezra
    @_its_ezra 3 роки тому +6109

    The way Charlie was in full Jesus cosplay really added an element of realism

    • @cosmosyn2514
      @cosmosyn2514 3 роки тому +285

      Who is Charlie? All I see is Jesus playing a video game.

    • @MS-fe3vo
      @MS-fe3vo 3 роки тому +153

      Cosplay? He's literally Jesus

    • @kalechip9074
      @kalechip9074 3 роки тому +5

      @Darkness ?

    • @jayknowles2146
      @jayknowles2146 3 роки тому +12

      @@kailasumbare1552 朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片,
      在香港这座城市的设置。 主演:钱德勒 索罗斯 傅博斯1 瑞秋 莫妮卡
      和一些其他他妈的演员。

    • @dzaesonp8599
      @dzaesonp8599 3 роки тому +21

      @@kailasumbare1552 Xue hua Piao Piao

  • @streetpunkstreams4730
    @streetpunkstreams4730 3 роки тому +5166

    I'm 90% sure that wing animation just spawns a bird on your back thats hidden by the armour

  • @SquirrelGamez
    @SquirrelGamez 3 роки тому +916

    "How do I attack?"
    You don't, you turn the other cheek

  • @kylebaird8813
    @kylebaird8813 3 роки тому +6090

    The game engine is pretty realistic. You don't get punished as long as you sin at a distance far enough outside the eye of the public.

    • @willb.7417
      @willb.7417 3 роки тому +327

      epic social commentary

    • @toasterbread507
      @toasterbread507 3 роки тому +122

      society moment

    • @MasterCheeks2998
      @MasterCheeks2998 3 роки тому +7

      Unreal

    • @hypers829
      @hypers829 3 роки тому +28

      @Morio Choratatzís How long would it take if I wanted to evolve back to a crab?

    • @alphacide_2857
      @alphacide_2857 3 роки тому +39

      @@hypers829 Surprisingly, not as long as evolving into other things. Nature has a way of returning to crab.

  • @brandonsimoncini
    @brandonsimoncini 3 роки тому +1872

    One of the developers was told “F to pray” by some 13 year old on the internet and they ran with that

    • @SteveInLava
      @SteveInLava 3 роки тому +89

      "Press F to pray respects"

    • @beinzheans3918
      @beinzheans3918 3 роки тому +16

      @@SteveInLava "press f to pray respects

    • @marisu9765
      @marisu9765 3 роки тому

      F

    • @dave2051
      @dave2051 3 роки тому +16

      @F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ why do people like to make bots like you

    • @adamwolter8593
      @adamwolter8593 3 роки тому

      @@agnieszkarajder2821 😃

  • @PastaCouch
    @PastaCouch 3 роки тому +8817

    The only thing impressive here is Charlie's internet's download speed

    • @ariessnep
      @ariessnep 3 роки тому +702

      My computer: *best I can do is 600kb*

    • @saritha55
      @saritha55 3 роки тому +263

      His download speed is faster than my USB transfer speed

    • @banana-9959
      @banana-9959 3 роки тому +25

      @@ariessnep you mean internet......your computer has nothing to do with your internet speed

    • @TheRaven123
      @TheRaven123 3 роки тому +40

      What kind of shit internet you all got. Anything below 1 gigabit (aka 100 megabytes) is fucking slow

    • @sovietnationalism5240
      @sovietnationalism5240 3 роки тому +125

      @@TheRaven123 Italian internet 1 mbps lmfao

  • @AngryBoozer
    @AngryBoozer 3 роки тому +3808

    I used to be an atheist, but this game successfully converted me to a .jpeg

  • @ascendingarscente
    @ascendingarscente 3 роки тому +2828

    Man, Charlie is such a rebellious teen, he calls his dad by his first name and doesn’t care about getting a haircut.

    • @yekadoosh5565
      @yekadoosh5565 3 роки тому +72

      @Spatza This comment had nothing to do with religion and if you think otherwise then you're are just wrong and that's the undebatable truth.

    • @bloocarracer333
      @bloocarracer333 3 роки тому +31

      @Spatza i see you everywhere are you ok upstairs

    • @apollo6718
      @apollo6718 3 роки тому +32

      @Spatza Reddit moment

    • @darnsimpletons5256
      @darnsimpletons5256 3 роки тому +21

      @Spatza How does this have anything to do with a charlie being a rebellious teen

    • @goose6189
      @goose6189 3 роки тому +47

      I'm curious as to what Spatza said before getting embarrassed and deleting his comment

  • @sarcosmos2262
    @sarcosmos2262 3 роки тому +1450

    Fun Fact: All defeated enemies fall through the floor because they are sent straight to Brazil where they are cleansed by moist holy water and hardcore christian rock.

    • @n1x943
      @n1x943 3 роки тому +63

      Well now I feel bad for the demons because no one deserves to go to Brazil

    • @LumaSloth
      @LumaSloth 3 роки тому +20

      Bem, o jogo é br mesmo, entao...
      Kkkk

    • @honest_126
      @honest_126 3 роки тому +5

      @@LumaSloth It's a pretty shitty game.

    • @just_paul4344
      @just_paul4344 3 роки тому +23

      the fact that the game linguage is in brazilian portuguese makes more sense

    • @nanakofi3996
      @nanakofi3996 3 роки тому

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  • @attixd5053
    @attixd5053 3 роки тому +2655

    "i didnt realize this was a catholic church kind of game" had me dying

    • @Instinct0425
      @Instinct0425 3 роки тому +43

      Bot above me 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @Pleoxz
      @Pleoxz 3 роки тому +35

      The dude above me says theirs a bot above us

    • @quisutdeusmfl
      @quisutdeusmfl 3 роки тому +38

      I want to become a priest and my friends won't stop doing this kind of jokes

    • @gothamgymnast4638
      @gothamgymnast4638 3 роки тому +16

      @@quisutdeusmfl just ignore them

    • @spider-manys2934
      @spider-manys2934 3 роки тому +2

      @@Pleoxz * there's

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 3 роки тому +2460

    "Mum, can you get me God of War?"
    "We have God of War at home."
    The God of War at home:

  • @cgb838
    @cgb838 3 роки тому +1671

    Everyone was waiting on cyberpunk while we've had this gem all along

    • @NationalismDjazair
      @NationalismDjazair 3 роки тому +21

      Still better than cyberpunk

    • @milk-el8vq
      @milk-el8vq 3 роки тому +1

      @@NationalismDjazair now that a lot of the bugs were fixed cyberpunk is a decent ass game

    • @adamwolter8593
      @adamwolter8593 3 роки тому

      @@agnieszkarajder2821 😍

    • @atharv_sh
      @atharv_sh 3 роки тому +1

      its about as functional as cyberpunk too

    • @-Twotonepony-
      @-Twotonepony- 3 роки тому +1

      But this just came out this month

  • @kryptgmd
    @kryptgmd 3 роки тому +672

    The fact that this is all in Portuguese is the cherry on top

  • @Dacept
    @Dacept 3 роки тому +8913

    This channel is a gift from god ngl

  • @sporkcheese6649
    @sporkcheese6649 3 роки тому +1271

    "If God's not real then explain this atheists!" I literally died there.

  • @whereami6543
    @whereami6543 3 роки тому +943

    This game is everything Doom wishes it could be.

  • @pokefreaawad1796
    @pokefreaawad1796 3 роки тому +1129

    If you go back to Charlie’s first public video he posted on this channel, he showed us how to do to do an infinite jump glitch in gears of war. Truly a man that has never changed

    • @saddpaanda
      @saddpaanda 3 роки тому +3

      Do you have the link? 🤔

    • @elispeed5078
      @elispeed5078 3 роки тому +54

      @@saddpaanda just click on his channel, go to videos, and sort from oldest

    • @knockknock8371
      @knockknock8371 2 роки тому +2

      Oh no I made it 666 likes. I have sinned

    • @rojastegulu
      @rojastegulu Рік тому +3

      ​@@elispeed5078 This did not age well.

    • @MattyP650
      @MattyP650 Рік тому +2

      @@rojasteguludamn I forgot you could sort by oldest at one point

  • @UrResidentGhost
    @UrResidentGhost 3 роки тому +2231

    Damn this game revealed our Christian secret! Every time we pray we crawl into a glowing portal. And then we go fight demons.

    • @GeorgeWockington01
      @GeorgeWockington01 3 роки тому +72

      Lol basically doom guy

    • @Requiemreverie
      @Requiemreverie 3 роки тому +130

      As a Christian, I can confirm this is 100% true

    • @sebittyseb4481
      @sebittyseb4481 3 роки тому +55

      As a Christian,I can confirm lots of Christian's do this

    • @davidonthedrill
      @davidonthedrill 3 роки тому +37

      I can confirm that Christian do fight demons.

    • @quisutdeusmfl
      @quisutdeusmfl 3 роки тому +11

      we actually do if God wills it

  • @galaxyanimal
    @galaxyanimal 3 роки тому +766

    I love the fact that half of the text is in English and Portuguese and the other half is only in Portuguese.

  • @Strawberrymilking
    @Strawberrymilking 3 роки тому +761

    Glad they stayed true to the manga

    • @zerithos7271
      @zerithos7271 3 роки тому +33

      Just pray they dont do a Netflix adaptation.

    • @captainkronker3985
      @captainkronker3985 3 роки тому +5

      Same

    • @Zenith_Nulls
      @Zenith_Nulls 3 роки тому +2

      @@zerithos7271 🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 3 роки тому +2

      Man Jesus really helped Johnny a lot to regain his ability to walk

    • @ElMango14
      @ElMango14 3 роки тому

      @@comradekenobi6908 ah yes a man of culture

  • @kylebaird8813
    @kylebaird8813 3 роки тому +426

    Pastor: "So what made you interested in the word of God?"
    Me: "My friend Charlie told me about something called 'Christian Fisting.'"

  • @zombieghostninja
    @zombieghostninja 3 роки тому +1321

    Man Jesus games always have a certain level of seriousness that makes them funny lol

    • @fredwood6107
      @fredwood6107 3 роки тому +8

      lol

    • @mistralstone9755
      @mistralstone9755 3 роки тому +15

      Nice profile pic mate

    • @Ownxer
      @Ownxer 3 роки тому

      lol

    • @Darek225Army
      @Darek225Army 3 роки тому +6

      It's debatable until science can explain what was before the big bang and how things exist in the first place

    • @henrydikes6704
      @henrydikes6704 3 роки тому +30

      @Spatza please just shut up, I don't know what your game is but you are poisoning Charlie's comment section even more than it already is and just generally being a nuisance by constantly copy pasting this unoriginal, and frankly rude and uncalled for comment.

  • @qui-gonjinn8048
    @qui-gonjinn8048 3 роки тому +912

    Death in this game be like:
    *"I find your lack of faith disturbing."*

  • @ssgtsoule2623
    @ssgtsoule2623 3 роки тому +1769

    This is a game you’d find in the back of a public church where they make you watch veggie tales and give you pretzels while the adults discuss how to inject Christianity into your local middle school

  • @LewdBoi
    @LewdBoi 3 роки тому +326

    Whole game in portuguese, he truly is discount jesus, languages can't stop this man

    • @beachbowl274
      @beachbowl274 3 роки тому

      Why would he in the first place?

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx 3 роки тому +1

      True jesus understand all languages. You heretic dont .

    • @sylamy7457
      @sylamy7457 3 роки тому

      @@criscrosxxx ok

  • @dad5draco
    @dad5draco 3 роки тому +387

    "I am John of the Christian." - Every famous British colonist in the 1700s.

    • @novabova07
      @novabova07 3 роки тому +10

      “And why were they all named John?”

    • @MiraSubieGirl
      @MiraSubieGirl 3 роки тому +3

      Its more Christianyyy, helps against Cacti.
      Were you even watching? 😒

  • @Snulge
    @Snulge 3 роки тому +417

    I hate how unironically fun this would be to watch as a speed run

  • @FunkBastid
    @FunkBastid 3 роки тому +526

    “How do you beat this game without cheating?”
    Lmao he doesn’t know the praying IRL strat

  • @charlieGee64
    @charlieGee64 3 роки тому +534

    Off course this masterpiece of a game was made by a brazilian legend.
    Amen.

  • @Devorador_de_Games
    @Devorador_de_Games 3 роки тому +1884

    As a brazilian I’m proud of this game, it represents everything good about our nation

    • @NeverOhVer
      @NeverOhVer 3 роки тому +32

      Thank you, Daniel

    • @artvandalay1415
      @artvandalay1415 3 роки тому +3

      Oh...

    • @felipeterranova2452
      @felipeterranova2452 3 роки тому +44

      Given the fact that Brazil is one of the good countries in South America, saying that this represents everything good about it makes me depressed about what's left for the other countries there xd

    • @Devorador_de_Games
      @Devorador_de_Games 3 роки тому +106

      @@felipeterranova2452 Dide, Brazil is a cursed country, everything here is ass

    • @Or1Ori_
      @Or1Ori_ 3 роки тому +46

      @@Devorador_de_Games Yeah but if you consider the other countries down here, we are basically the best place ever

  • @bruhmomento2210
    @bruhmomento2210 3 роки тому +487

    Can't believe charlie would just leak Elden Ring gameplay like this

  • @magictriangle6878
    @magictriangle6878 3 роки тому +161

    And the Lord said "Shazam!", and became the God Warrior!

  • @justanotherguy7300
    @justanotherguy7300 3 роки тому +234

    "Cactus is trying to make me lose faith" is probably my favourite quote of the day.

  • @TABBYMUSIC
    @TABBYMUSIC 3 роки тому +610

    “There’s a pray button”
    As all games should have.

    • @Erick23679
      @Erick23679 3 роки тому +13

      Multiplayer games be like

    • @pikachu896
      @pikachu896 3 роки тому +6

      Assassin's Creed 1

    • @fabrypetty1689
      @fabrypetty1689 3 роки тому +1

      Souls like games should definitely do

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 2 роки тому +1

      We need one in league and overwatch cuz damn they need help

    • @GoldSrc_
      @GoldSrc_ 2 роки тому +3

      Every game has such button, it does nothing.

  • @anthonym7281
    @anthonym7281 3 роки тому +84

    This game depicts an accurate representation of what happens when you have the power of God and Anime on your side.

  • @mertk.9136
    @mertk.9136 3 роки тому +291

    This is the kind of game I would like to play on the Wii with no safety handles on

  • @bvnnystitch
    @bvnnystitch 3 роки тому +259

    you're not a REAL gamer unless you've played through this masterpiece

    • @poisonive45454
      @poisonive45454 3 роки тому +10

      @@berensteinbear5916 GOTY contender tho

  • @luciendesantiago1502
    @luciendesantiago1502 3 роки тому +619

    “I bet there is going to be a lil nas X boss fight”

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +6

      WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear lu

    • @opal9450
      @opal9450 3 роки тому +5

      I burst out laughing when I heard that

    • @richie404
      @richie404 3 роки тому +38

      @@AxxLAfriku Stop

    • @theadeptuscustodes
      @theadeptuscustodes 3 роки тому +20

      @Spatza nobody asked you to say that

    • @daddyinthestreetsenpaiinth9250
      @daddyinthestreetsenpaiinth9250 3 роки тому +7

      @Spatza We're no strangers to love

  • @drew8167
    @drew8167 3 роки тому +174

    I walk into my church every Sunday and pray. I then crawl into a dark portal at the foot of the cross leading me into God's land.

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 3 роки тому +10

      Then I find my pastor and he zaps me with lightning to give me holy armor after I kneel at his feet

  • @rectangularrectangle1406
    @rectangularrectangle1406 3 роки тому +438

    Only John Christian is powerful enough to exorcise these special grade demons and bring great pleasure to Jizzle Crizzle

    • @iamdribz4456
      @iamdribz4456 3 роки тому +6

      Is that a jjk reference? 😳

    • @reaper-hh6rj
      @reaper-hh6rj 3 роки тому +13

      Domain expansion

    • @bigboi8743
      @bigboi8743 3 роки тому +8

      John Christian probably learned the black flash by now

    • @aadikandolkar
      @aadikandolkar 3 роки тому +7

      Even Gojo is scared of John

    • @handsome_potato
      @handsome_potato 3 роки тому +3

      @@bigboi8743 heavens no not black flash, it's white flash.

  • @remymabboux6480
    @remymabboux6480 3 роки тому +132

    John christian is the emotional masterpiece we all deserved

  • @MikeLCF
    @MikeLCF 3 роки тому +259

    Goddammit, it’s Brazilian. My country never ceases to impress me

  • @liamriddell8461
    @liamriddell8461 3 роки тому +62

    I love how the temptation of flesh was literally a couple of demon strippers lmfao

  • @ConservativeWhiteMan741
    @ConservativeWhiteMan741 3 роки тому +205

    slaps John Christian game, This bad boy can hold 5 gigs of Jesus in it.

    • @JeffYanzi
      @JeffYanzi 3 роки тому +1

      Christ! Thats a lot a Jesus 🤣

    • @wesbluemarine7458
      @wesbluemarine7458 3 роки тому

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  • @shanewashington6335
    @shanewashington6335 3 роки тому +235

    Love how he’s a savage yet has a calm voice

    • @yungogenies4279
      @yungogenies4279 3 роки тому +8

      @@maximillianmusthegodofyout8573 my nigga this wasn’t necessary like what do you gain out of this💀

    • @MoistChungus
      @MoistChungus 3 роки тому

      Clearly you haven’t seen Charlie angered over doughnuts

  • @KingseekerFrampt
    @KingseekerFrampt 3 роки тому +550

    Still waiting for Bible man to join the mcu

  • @whyllowfilms
    @whyllowfilms 3 роки тому +251

    I'm a Christian... definitely been in these situations every day

    • @70ty
      @70ty 3 роки тому +35

      Do Christians just turn into a kid named john

    • @whyllowfilms
      @whyllowfilms 3 роки тому +44

      @@70ty most definitely

    • @sethmiller2532
      @sethmiller2532 3 роки тому +25

      I keep failing to get past the pizza and donuts.

    • @matthewbaang8749
      @matthewbaang8749 3 роки тому +15

      yeah same. ugh the amount of times i had to dodge demonic muffins and puff pastry in a platformer way smh

    • @SapienSafari
      @SapienSafari 3 роки тому +2

      Climbing rice Krispy treats. Lol

  • @jakeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    @jakeeeeeeeeeeeeee 3 роки тому +171

    "I love these Christian games so much" ~ Jesus

  • @realcow1
    @realcow1 3 роки тому +94

    I love how you can tell from looking at the game for two seconds that every asset is stolen.

  • @lucasabreu2735
    @lucasabreu2735 3 роки тому +128

    Top 1 brazilian game for sure, how this masterpiece remained unknown until now. 🙏 Glória Deus 🙏

  • @xhooliganx7297
    @xhooliganx7297 3 роки тому +164

    "Christianity's here, and it's trying to take up all your fucking hard drive space"
    I've been saying the same thing for years.

  • @toomanyhats7141
    @toomanyhats7141 3 роки тому +463

    Today I learned: Jesus is about 5 GB strong 💪🏾

    • @Dino-pq9bj
      @Dino-pq9bj 3 роки тому +18

      The bots are stronger than ever

    • @Dino-pq9bj
      @Dino-pq9bj 3 роки тому +9

      We must fight back

    • @toomanyhats7141
      @toomanyhats7141 3 роки тому +7

      @@Dino-pq9bj Eh, they’re not really accomplishing much besides giving Charlie interaction. General comments are still pretty easily navigable.

    • @toomanyhats7141
      @toomanyhats7141 3 роки тому +4

      That being said, if they’re enough of an eyesore to you, you can always just report them and keep it it rolling.

    • @amennnz
      @amennnz 3 роки тому +3

      @@toomanyhats7141 you're right kfp employee ;}

  • @littleaqua32
    @littleaqua32 3 роки тому +111

    Charlie: "God told me to buy this game"
    God: "Leave me outta this, Charlie"

  • @bigtasty2767
    @bigtasty2767 3 роки тому +205

    Ngl, those particle effects in the game are low-key solid asf.

    • @davidpatterson3906
      @davidpatterson3906 3 роки тому +43

      YO MORE LIKE *FARTICLE* EFFECTS AM I RIGHT BOIS??

    • @rugbytimezone5480
      @rugbytimezone5480 3 роки тому +10

      @@davidpatterson3906 OH SHIT

    • @loirigudo
      @loirigudo 3 роки тому +5

      Just stock unity special effect

    • @one.2622
      @one.2622 3 роки тому

      @@davidpatterson3906 this is how a butch lesbian talks

    • @emissaryofcharybdis105
      @emissaryofcharybdis105 3 роки тому +8

      @Matix 777 Yeah this entire game is probably (definitely) 100% flipped Unity assets.

  • @mojojoji5493
    @mojojoji5493 3 роки тому +57

    I’m impressed he theorized a speed run strat and executed it all in one go

    • @AlphaAlarmClock
      @AlphaAlarmClock 2 роки тому +3

      It's par for the course for games like this. Just play Sonic Boom, you'll see what I mean XD

  • @luke-il5nr
    @luke-il5nr 3 роки тому +195

    Never felt more proud of my country for conceiving this masterpiece

    • @echonoir_
      @echonoir_ 3 роки тому +20

      Im assuming its brasil?

    • @MrXmoda
      @MrXmoda 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you

    • @tomrawlins8214
      @tomrawlins8214 3 роки тому

      i thought it was from a spanish country lol

    • @el.pibedelrock
      @el.pibedelrock 3 роки тому

      Maradona es mejor que Pelé

    • @lilim364
      @lilim364 3 роки тому

      @@el.pibedelrock dude Pelé is pretty hated in Brazil for the shit he's done, he's not really a national icon as some foreigners may think lol

  • @phantomm1322
    @phantomm1322 3 роки тому +151

    penguinz0:"they try to lure you in with sweets to go away from jesus but where to smart for that"
    penguinz0:get blown up by muffin

  • @gabrieltopam7129
    @gabrieltopam7129 3 роки тому +94

    Charlie receiving a gift from his dad is so heartwarming

  • @mariomoreira92
    @mariomoreira92 3 роки тому +19

    9:36 the developers knew about EDP all along, the bible was warning us

  • @averagecommentappreciator8215
    @averagecommentappreciator8215 3 роки тому +63

    The fact that this is a brazilian game makes it so much better

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 3 роки тому +11

      You can smell the brazil from this kind of game.

    • @pato_anao1447
      @pato_anao1447 3 роки тому +1

      Lol, I’m brazilian and seeing charlie play this random ass game while some bible verses in portuguese pop up is really weird

    • @Heradd
      @Heradd 3 роки тому

      @@pato_anao1447 exato kkkkk

  • @fries5849
    @fries5849 3 роки тому +102

    On the third day he rose again and said “On April 16 2021 Moistcritkal must buy a John Christian”

  • @IN_FINITY
    @IN_FINITY 3 роки тому +114

    I’m convinced Charlie’s goal is just to find a viable speed run strategy for every shitty game he finds

    • @Skarwind
      @Skarwind 3 роки тому +4

      And I can respect it.

    • @STNGR4Y
      @STNGR4Y 3 роки тому +4

      @F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ Gh to you too

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 3 роки тому +1

      These bots are fucken annoying

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 3 роки тому

      These bots are fucken annoying

    • @cellophaneoxygen
      @cellophaneoxygen 3 роки тому

      @@bruh......2005 These bots are fucken annoying

  • @ruansilva8939
    @ruansilva8939 3 роки тому +54

    John Christian looks like something a Vinesauce chat member would make Edit: Its even funnier to watch Charlie as an Brazilian, because he probably can't understand what is written ingame

    • @gabouau
      @gabouau 3 роки тому +1

      eu so fiquei meio chateado que ele n falou nada sobre ser brasileiro no vídeo :(

    • @saucesaucesaucesauce1380
      @saucesaucesaucesauce1380 2 роки тому

      *(edited)*

  • @rumplebumm3656
    @rumplebumm3656 3 роки тому +51

    I lost it when he goes "I remember when abraham made the holy donut pretzel climb"

  • @autotropicplaybench1819
    @autotropicplaybench1819 3 роки тому +38

    Of course Charlie would be able to unlock the speedrun strats for this game, he unlocked resurrection a long time ago

  • @matadias.2180
    @matadias.2180 3 роки тому +321

    God made me click this video, this is what I call a miracle

    • @matadias.2180
      @matadias.2180 3 роки тому +11

      @Yeah Yeah no stfu

    • @HY-is5cy
      @HY-is5cy 3 роки тому +15

      @Spatza john christian is gonna beat your ass😉😡😌

    • @johnathansalters3966
      @johnathansalters3966 3 роки тому +8

      @Spatza Yeah? say that to John Christian's face bud 😠

    • @waitwhat0205
      @waitwhat0205 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @YourLocalAverageSquidMan
      @YourLocalAverageSquidMan 3 роки тому +9

      @Spatza Okay. but don't let this distract you from the fact that and anime is false hope, and anime waifu isn't real, and if you think otherwise then you're are just wrong. and that's just the facts. Your anime waifu isn't real, will never will be real, and that's the undebatable truth.

  • @Owen.Leitch
    @Owen.Leitch 3 роки тому +26

    4:53 The way the pastor just dipped out 💀

  • @305backup
    @305backup 3 роки тому +73

    "Thats all of Jesus right there"
    -Charlie, referring to just 5gb of data storage

  • @jimbabwe3
    @jimbabwe3 2 роки тому +11

    "John Christian is the only game my mom lets me play. She says that if i am able to beat it i may be able to join the family again. I keep trying but those sexy skeletons in the Lust level distract me every time and i keep dying. Pray for me that i am able to get past my shame and finally beat this game." - Steam reviewer

  • @lorddinkdink8937
    @lorddinkdink8937 3 роки тому +28

    This game is one of 2 things, either i cant see because its too dark or i cant see because its too bright

  • @stevenholt585
    @stevenholt585 3 роки тому +27

    The protag just starts wiggin out when the pastor projects his mastery over the temptation of man meat while Charlie shouts "Nooo!" will never cease to be funny.

  • @jeanthemachine007
    @jeanthemachine007 2 роки тому +27

    I never thought there would be a sequel, but here we are. This is truly a blessed day

    • @farelegy57
      @farelegy57 2 роки тому +7

      Straight from GOD himself

  • @tanjidyousuftasin9473
    @tanjidyousuftasin9473 3 роки тому +109

    This is the best content I could've asked for during Ramadan.

    • @seamusic6627
      @seamusic6627 3 роки тому +18

      @@criscrosxxx bruh

    • @addiction2409
      @addiction2409 3 роки тому

      @@criscrosxxx lol zakar naik r/bolehland got all the ramadan memes

    • @razovii6768
      @razovii6768 3 роки тому +1

      @@criscrosxxx generalization at its finest😬

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx 3 роки тому +4

      @@razovii6768 thanks . Charlie Hebdo taught me .

    • @carolederent7638
      @carolederent7638 3 роки тому

      Shiv Inder Singh Is it true that your people use your hand to wipe?

  • @vigi1antvort3x41
    @vigi1antvort3x41 3 роки тому +114

    This is how my parents beat faith into me.

    • @torstenw5723
      @torstenw5723 3 роки тому +14

      Oh? Yours didn't use fists and belts?

    • @trigdude7390
      @trigdude7390 3 роки тому +7

      @@berensteinbear5916 cringe

    • @ניקיטהיל
      @ניקיטהיל 3 роки тому +8

      Why do you americans have these issues with being religious or atheist? Yall make it your whole personality

    • @papahairy5315
      @papahairy5315 3 роки тому +3

      @@ניקיטהיל because they have no personality

    • @jarlboof
      @jarlboof 3 роки тому +2

      @@berensteinbear5916 like you

  • @T4N540
    @T4N540 3 роки тому +4

    John was my father, he passed away before I was born. Now I know what he is doing in the spirit plane, thank you brother 100/10 def gonna buy this game lmao

  • @FriarJoe66
    @FriarJoe66 3 роки тому +29

    Pastor: “if you get baptized, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine”

  • @urnie1262
    @urnie1262 3 роки тому +39

    "i can't stray from the lords path" LMAOOOOO

  • @orbitaloutcast9878
    @orbitaloutcast9878 3 роки тому +36

    Looking at this game, it literally looks like a fallout 4 mod, holy shit.

  • @Green-The-Mafia
    @Green-The-Mafia 3 роки тому +16

    That’s so nice of Charlie’s dad to take interest in his gaming passion, and get him a game!

  • @arthurmorgan2026
    @arthurmorgan2026 3 роки тому +69

    Jesus has been contacted by his father to play this masterpiece

  • @hxponk
    @hxponk 3 роки тому +45

    "If god isn't real then explain this atheist"
    Proceed to do the Christian war scream

  • @catdogman23
    @catdogman23 3 роки тому +56

    I can picture Charlie's laugh when he hears this is on trending

    • @captainkronker3985
      @captainkronker3985 3 роки тому

      This is so mych better than other gaming bideos

    • @Nyctophiliac.
      @Nyctophiliac. 3 роки тому +2

      its sad how literally all the trending gaming videos are gay minecraft, roblox, and fortnite videos

    • @powderedsugar5897
      @powderedsugar5897 3 роки тому +2

      smh stop giving us a bad name by saying we’re as bad as trending videos

    • @creamiipeachii
      @creamiipeachii 3 роки тому

      @@Nyctophiliac. hey wait i enjoy a little bit of some fruity minecraft content, no slander on mc!!

  • @why8402
    @why8402 3 роки тому +16

    9:26
    "Christian fisting" - Charlie 2021

  • @issahumps
    @issahumps 3 роки тому +13

    “I came here to kick ass and read the Bible, I forgot my bible” -john Christian

    • @ansuz5903
      @ansuz5903 3 роки тому

      @Spatza I agree but this man's comment is just a joke, chief

    • @ansuz5903
      @ansuz5903 3 роки тому +2

      Not a true quote. John Christian would never forget his Bible.

    • @sixeyedbird
      @sixeyedbird 3 роки тому

      @Spatza stupid bot

  • @f4tefrl
    @f4tefrl 3 роки тому +31

    This is the embodiment of hell and heaven of Charlie saying “feet pics on only fans”

  • @TheCivildecay
    @TheCivildecay 3 роки тому +7

    4:20 young boys dropping on their knees for a pastor makes me feel really uncomfortable

  • @youraverageburntoutstudent4129
    @youraverageburntoutstudent4129 2 роки тому +5

    Not many people know this but this is actually what goes down every Sunday in church. People just walk in with golden armor, triple jump into the air and shoot lightning out of their hands

  • @henriquemello346
    @henriquemello346 3 роки тому +400

    Industria brasileira de games tá bombando, que orgulho dessa minha nação kkkkkkk

  • @Tone.350
    @Tone.350 3 роки тому +6

    6:04 Speaking of which, yall remember when Noah note clipped throught the Red Sea?

  • @Muthuselah
    @Muthuselah 3 роки тому +16

    "Bread is the most crucial thing in the Bible"
    - Jesus

  • @Sleepy_Cabbage
    @Sleepy_Cabbage 3 роки тому +23

    This low key could've been pretty good if it was actually polished up

  • @whytakeroninsenpai
    @whytakeroninsenpai 3 роки тому +76

    Imagine calling yourselves a Gamer even tho you haven't played John Christian .

  • @BlackSalamander439
    @BlackSalamander439 3 роки тому +55

    Charlie playing games made by his real dad is wholesome

  • @Ty-hf2pz
    @Ty-hf2pz 3 роки тому +44

    I wasn't religious before I watched this, now I can run at super speed.

  • @mezzery4781
    @mezzery4781 3 роки тому +18

    "My Dad forced me to buy a christian game"
    I fixed the title

  • @Ganon616
    @Ganon616 3 роки тому +25

    God damn. If church were like this I'd still be going.

  • @Nost-tea
    @Nost-tea 3 роки тому +9

    This level of entertainment is just one word from a holy sentence, imagine how much greater this would be if it was the whole sentence.

  • @woolworthssmokedham
    @woolworthssmokedham 3 роки тому +50

    I wonder what Charlie thinks about playing a game based upon on his life...

  • @newodavies4324
    @newodavies4324 3 роки тому +5

    13:33 This guy beat Smaug and the Balrog, insane but nothing should be underestimated when you have the power of the bible on your side