Dave - “do you wanna hear the story or not” Ted E - “what story?” Chuck - “the story of how we found you face down in the gutter outside the toy factory” haha 😂😂
Dave: I asked the Hunter nicely if he wouldn't shoot. Chuck: And he asked us nicely if we wanted to die. Dave said yes, so i karate chopped his ass. *Karate noises* crouching tiger hidden teddy.
Dave... I think you are the most funniest ventriloquist, the idea of ventriloquism is to make people believe that the puppet is alive and I 100000% believed it the fact that you have given Tedd E, his own voice and personality is amazing also very hard ...love it.... x kim
David: It was a man crouched down with a gun, aiming it across the river Ted E: What was he doing? Chuck: Getting a f**king manicure! What do u think? Ted E: He was having a manicure? With a GUN?!
GREAT IDEA! How come no one has ever thought of that before? I'd love to see Strassman and Dunham perform together! I'm already picturing Chuck and Achmed having an argument.
Dave: I asked the Hunter nicely if he wouldn't shoot. Chuck: And he asked us nicely if we wanted to die. Dave said yes, so i karate chopped his ass. *Karate noises* crouching tiger hidden teddy.
ROFLMAO! This cracks me up. A cute Teddy that's rather naive and Chuck is really obnoxious. Love it! Cheered me up no end. Thanks for posting this it's pure comedy gold!
I recall a time when David was interviewing a guest with Ted E sitting on his lap. It was a long interview and Ted started getting bored, so he started grooming himself. The crowd started to giggle, as did the guest, until Ted started grooming his crotch, by which time the crowd was howling and the guest was having a hard time keeping it together. Dave, of course, kept a perfectly straight face. Then Ted looked up at the crowd and said ''Because I can''!
Dave: Anyway, we got a little closer, Ted E., and we heard a growling noise. Ted E. Bear: Was it a lion? Chuck: We're on a picnic, not a $&%@*+! safari!
I wish you would do your next show in Little Rock, Arkansas cause I want to see Teddy, Chuck, and Grandpa Fred. I love the act where Grandpa Fred insulted the other cultures, "Any New Zealanders in the audience, Baaaaa! did it turn you on?" Laughed my ass off at that.
Hi Zach, I played a comedy club in Little Rock in the 90's.. haven't been back there since, but, I did really enjoy my time there.. I love the South. Thanks, Dave
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Dave: We found a man, and he was crouched down with a gun, and he was aiming to shoot at across the river. Ted E. Bear: He's a-a man with a gun! Dave: That's right. Ted E. Bear: What was he doing? Chuck: Getting a $&%@*+! manicure! What'd you think?!
David Strassman Oh my god! You are my hero! I can't believe you have actually answered me! You have inspired me to become a ventriloquist! I take my hat off to you sir! 😄
Teddy nibbling on his toes is so adorable 😍
mE rIcK SaZcDeA why do you need to know?
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Agreed
@@killmepls5923 Disgusting
@@killmepls5923 I looked at the comments and I see that, still, looked like it was something else.
I love how Ted. E is innocent and sweet and then Chuck is completely the opposite😂😁🐻🧒
Sheldon Cooper have jl
Teddy is a sweetheart
Dave - “do you wanna hear the story or not”
Ted E - “what story?”
Chuck - “the story of how we found you face down in the gutter outside the toy factory” haha 😂😂
Ted: NoooOOOOooooooOOOO
Dave: “Teddy do you want to hear how you were born?”
Ted E. Bear: I'm gonna growl at Chuck. Dave: you already tried that. Ted E. Bear: watch this, (GROWL) Chuck: holy shit
"Dog doo?" (hesitates a long time) "Yeah!" XD
Hahahahahah -DS
Dave: I'm telling the story!
Chuck: I'm making it interesting.
Ted E. Bear: I'm waiting for the ending.
God I Love These Guys. Strassman rocks1
The part about his feet and the sound effects he makes and when he says goodbye to his feet sounds like he got off
Hey Dave,
Glad you liked that bit.
Dave
Dave: I'm telling the story! Chuck: I'm making it interesting. Ted E. Bear: I'm waiting for the ending. God I Love These Guys. Strassman rocks1
I love Ted e bare he is too adorable
+Leigh Caddenhead Hi Leigh, I'll tell him you said that! -Dave
Dave: I asked the Hunter nicely if he wouldn't shoot. Chuck: And he asked us nicely if we wanted to die. Dave said yes, so i karate chopped his ass. *Karate noises* crouching tiger hidden teddy.
Dave:IM TELLING THE STORY!
Chuck:I’m making it interesting
I love this line "Was it a lion" "We're on a picnic not a f***ing SAFARI! " 2:00
Dave... I think you are the most funniest ventriloquist, the idea of ventriloquism is to make people believe that the puppet is alive and I 100000% believed it the fact that you have given Tedd E, his own voice and personality is amazing also very hard ...love it.... x kim
Hi Kimberley, Thanks so much for your nice words. I love making Ted give laughs to everyone.. he's such a nice bear. Thanks! Dave
Bring back memories watching your videos
David: It was a man crouched down with a gun, aiming it across the river
Ted E: What was he doing?
Chuck: Getting a f**king manicure! What do u think?
Ted E: He was having a manicure? With a GUN?!
Keira Haggerty
I’ve tried Gun manicure and my non existent hands are *FABULOUS!*
Nice one
@@thaxasaurian thank you for repeating what I have just heard with my own ears
"She's a fictional character you idiot."
"So are you."
Damn. Burned.
Strassman and Dunham have got to do a show together. It would be funny to see Ted E. Bare and Achmed together.
I agree 100%
YAS!!!!!!
Ted E. Bare and Peanut..
Chuck and Walter..
this needs to happen!!!
GREAT IDEA! How come no one has ever thought of that before? I'd love to see Strassman and Dunham perform together! I'm already picturing Chuck and Achmed having an argument.
+Sean "PlayStationFan" Goldtrade I would go Walter and Chuck
I love this duo, you play them so well together. Both Chuck and Ted are complete opposite characters!
Love this video. Never get sick of it
Hi Tori, Glad you like watching Ted. He's everyone's favorite... Thanks! Dave
"So are you" OHHHHH SNAAAAAAAP
Mexican horn at 5:47
Laughing my buttocks of, this is fantastic!
+Benjamin Seljelv Hey Benjamin, glad you like it! -DS
Man I love Strassman. Everytime I watch his show, it makes me laugh so much😂😂😂
Your funny Dave thanks for cheering me up
+anthony watson Hey Anthony, Glad my comedy could help you out.. -Dave
anthony watson it nice to laugh
Dave: I asked the Hunter nicely if he wouldn't shoot.
Chuck: And he asked us nicely if we wanted to die. Dave said yes, so i karate chopped his ass. *Karate noises* crouching tiger hidden teddy.
I love Ted E Bear's roar
I love ted e bear would love to see you in Queensland in may. Love your work mate and tell chuck wood to stop summoning demons lol.
Hi Glen.. Yeah, coming to QLD in May.. see you then! Dave
i love you TED E. BEAR! ♡♡♡ THANK YOU MR. STRASSMAN! :)
Best ventrilquest ever
ROFLMAO! This cracks me up. A cute Teddy that's rather naive and Chuck is really obnoxious. Love it! Cheered me up no end. Thanks for posting this it's pure comedy gold!
i saw you live two years ago, i will seriously never forget it. it was so amazing, thank you 💖
Ted E getting his sass on
This man is a genius!
Hi MXOY99, I wouldn't say I'm a genius.. I just have so much fun playing with dolls on stage! lol -DS
Bloody 'ell! I'm quite shocked you don't agree! - A Generic Fan
Strassman plays with dolls. What a loser??? Hahaha!!!
every time i watch this i always laugh i love ted.e bare
Love when The two interact
The puppets together
Dave Ted is the best bear in the universe and you can tell him that
Hey FeaR, I just told him that and he said "Awwwwwww"... DS
Chuck and ted e bear are hilarious together
4:25 has made me laugh every time i watch this-
I love Ted. E Bear!❤🤗🐻
This is so funny!😂👍
I love this video.
AWSOME!! You're one of my favorite vents.
i loooooooove ted he is sooooooooooooooo cute love love love him
Love it, especially the ending lol.
I recall a time when David was interviewing a guest with Ted E sitting on his lap. It was a long interview and Ted started getting bored, so he started grooming himself. The crowd started to giggle, as did the guest, until Ted started grooming his crotch, by which time the crowd was howling and the guest was having a hard time keeping it together. Dave, of course, kept a perfectly straight face. Then Ted looked up at the crowd and said ''Because I can''!
ted e. is my favorite
Lol that was so funny I had to watch it twice!!!
I'm watching this for the first time and I have never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂😂😂
Keep up the good work David
Dave: Anyway, we got a little closer, Ted E., and we heard a growling noise.
Ted E. Bear: Was it a lion?
Chuck: We're on a picnic, not a $&%@*+! safari!
this is a picnic not a f@#%ing safari
I wish you would do your next show in Little Rock, Arkansas cause I want to see Teddy, Chuck, and Grandpa Fred. I love the act where Grandpa Fred insulted the other cultures, "Any New Zealanders in the audience, Baaaaa! did it turn you on?" Laughed my ass off at that.
Hi Zach,
I played a comedy club in Little Rock in the 90's.. haven't been back there since, but, I did really enjoy my time there.. I love the South.
Thanks,
Dave
Fuck. This was so funny I was having breakfast when I watched this and then I laughed so hard that I spit my milk out my drunken nose!!
Chuck and Ted e is funny
OMG! OMG! This is 2 much! 2 funny!
I love this video. Much funnier than Jeff Dunham.
Watching a man getting stressed out over talking to himself is pretty funny gotta say
This is the funniest thing ever
excellent skills
"She was holding you up for bait". I'm dead!
Love Ted E
2:54 fav part
Worlds funniest comedian
+Emporer Gamers Games I think Robin Williams and 100 other comics are funnier, but, thanks for the nice comments! DS
Robin Williams is die may 31
David Strassman Dave, you are definitely up there with the funniest comedians in the world. You're hilarious 😂!!!
I like it very much
Aaaah the birdies weren't singing..... they were humming because they forgot the words to their song! LOL
This is so fucking funny Dave. Keep it going
Chuck is the best !!
Nice job Ted E.
Chuck was the best
He so brilliant and funny
I love your videos
+Janay Taylor Hi Janay, Really appreciate the kind words.. Thanks! -Dave
your welcome
6:44 no yeah no yeah no yeah no YEAH
2:00 😂 and 2:32 too
It’s Chuck’s sly comments that make this funnier
I want my own Ted e bare where can I get one
+Leigh Caddenhead Hi Leigh, try my online store at www.davidstrassman.com -Dave
David Strassman hey where can I get a Ted e bear. Where I can get one and DVD's June 9
The Store
10:09 (BEST PART!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)
Good job ted e you released your inner bear when you growled😁
First David and I enter the woods with out shotguns Chuck lol what were you eating bearsteaks 😂
The birdies in the trees and the doggies in the...trees !
can't wait to see Ted E next year when you are in QLD.
Hi Jennifer, Sorry for the late reply. Yes, QLD in May, 2017!! a New show! -DS
" How we found you face down in the gutter outside the toy factory "
*demon growls*
"...holy shit"
1:46 Best Comeback
“IM NOT HERE- My toes are here.”
You're funny! XD
Hi Julianne, thanks for the kind words!! -Dave
+David Strassman Hi Dave, you're welcome! :)
1:38
2:01
2:37
5:56
I feel like the Title should be something like “The Story of Ted E.”
Iv never seen this guy/act before hes good.
Child's Play part 1Chuck is born 😈😂
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Hey Patricia,
Thanks for the great suggestion.
I'll have Chuck and Ted call Peanut and Walter.
Dave
David man your funny
Thanks Joshua, really appreciate it! Dave
Chuck is funny as shit 😂
Dave: We found a man, and he was crouched down with a gun, and he was aiming to shoot at across the river.
Ted E. Bear: He's a-a man with a gun!
Dave: That's right.
Ted E. Bear: What was he doing?
Chuck: Getting a $&%@*+! manicure! What'd you think?!
Ted E. Bear: He's doing his nails?! With a gun?! That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
Laughed hard i pissed myself
Hi Domink,
Yeah, he's funny...
D
Good growl Ted E. Bare!
how is it 2019 and I just now found your hilarity
im eating hot dogs and mango right now lel
Im dying
ME 2 😂😂😂😂
I mean right
The difference between Durham’s shows is these are actually funny
lol their are swear word parts and they show a child in the audience at 2:47, its shocking how the parents allowed him to even be there
I'm sure the child got even worse exposure at home//school
Knock knock
Who's there?
Reality 😅😅😅😅
Teddy bear is a lot like Patrick star.
Hey Chazza,
He is, isn't he!
Dave
David Strassman Oh my god! You are my hero! I can't believe you have actually answered me! You have inspired me to become a ventriloquist! I take my hat off to you sir! 😄
God I love that teddy
Ted: Did you shoot him with a silver bullet,
Did ya call his mom bad names,
Did ya pinch him on the bottom.
Me: hahahahahahahaha
Chuck: Then he asked us out for a date.