Ted E. Bare Finds Out He's Not A Real Bear | Strassman Live Vol. 2 | David Strassman
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
- Ted E. hears the story of his childhood and can't figure out why he isn't a real bear.
VOL 2 - The Chuck You Tour
David Strassman, one of the worlds leading ventriloquists and masters of comedy, brings you his second internationally critically acclaimed show to DVD. When the beloved Ted E. Bare fails to appear for the show, David questions his band of puppet friends to find out what happened to him. With his signature dark humour, Strassman’s puppets prove to be up to their usual mischief.
The DVD features a performance of “The Chuck You Tour “ at Her Majesty's Theatre in Adelaide, Australia. Also included are number of hilarious outtakes from Strassman's popular TV series. www.davidstrass...
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I love how Ted. E is innocent and sweet and then Chuck is completely the opposite😂😁🐻🧒
Sheldon Cooper have jl
Teddy is a sweetheart
Teddy nibbling on his toes is so adorable 😍
mE rIcK SaZcDeA why do you need to know?
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Agreed
@@killmepls5923 Disgusting
@@killmepls5923 I looked at the comments and I see that, still, looked like it was something else.
Dave - “do you wanna hear the story or not”
Ted E - “what story?”
Chuck - “the story of how we found you face down in the gutter outside the toy factory” haha 😂😂
Ted: NoooOOOOooooooOOOO
Dave: “Teddy do you want to hear how you were born?”
Ted E. Bear: I'm gonna growl at Chuck. Dave: you already tried that. Ted E. Bear: watch this, (GROWL) Chuck: holy shit
"Dog doo?" (hesitates a long time) "Yeah!" XD
Hahahahahah -DS
Dave: I asked the Hunter nicely if he wouldn't shoot. Chuck: And he asked us nicely if we wanted to die. Dave said yes, so i karate chopped his ass. *Karate noises* crouching tiger hidden teddy.
Dave:IM TELLING THE STORY!
Chuck:I’m making it interesting
Dave: I'm telling the story! Chuck: I'm making it interesting. Ted E. Bear: I'm waiting for the ending. God I Love These Guys. Strassman rocks1
I love Ted e bare he is too adorable
+Leigh Caddenhead Hi Leigh, I'll tell him you said that! -Dave
The part about his feet and the sound effects he makes and when he says goodbye to his feet sounds like he got off
Hey Dave,
Glad you liked that bit.
Dave
Dave: I'm telling the story!
Chuck: I'm making it interesting.
Ted E. Bear: I'm waiting for the ending.
God I Love These Guys. Strassman rocks1
Dave... I think you are the most funniest ventriloquist, the idea of ventriloquism is to make people believe that the puppet is alive and I 100000% believed it the fact that you have given Tedd E, his own voice and personality is amazing also very hard ...love it.... x kim
Hi Kimberley, Thanks so much for your nice words. I love making Ted give laughs to everyone.. he's such a nice bear. Thanks! Dave
"She's a fictional character you idiot."
"So are you."
Damn. Burned.
I love this line "Was it a lion" "We're on a picnic not a f***ing SAFARI! " 2:00
David: It was a man crouched down with a gun, aiming it across the river
Ted E: What was he doing?
Chuck: Getting a f**king manicure! What do u think?
Ted E: He was having a manicure? With a GUN?!
Keira Haggerty
I’ve tried Gun manicure and my non existent hands are *FABULOUS!*
Nice one
@@thaxasaurian thank you for repeating what I have just heard with my own ears
"So are you" OHHHHH SNAAAAAAAP
Mexican horn at 5:47
Laughing my buttocks of, this is fantastic!
+Benjamin Seljelv Hey Benjamin, glad you like it! -DS
Strassman and Dunham have got to do a show together. It would be funny to see Ted E. Bare and Achmed together.
I agree 100%
YAS!!!!!!
Ted E. Bare and Peanut..
Chuck and Walter..
this needs to happen!!!
GREAT IDEA! How come no one has ever thought of that before? I'd love to see Strassman and Dunham perform together! I'm already picturing Chuck and Achmed having an argument.
+Sean "PlayStationFan" Goldtrade I would go Walter and Chuck
Love this video. Never get sick of it
Hi Tori, Glad you like watching Ted. He's everyone's favorite... Thanks! Dave
Dave Ted is the best bear in the universe and you can tell him that
Hey FeaR, I just told him that and he said "Awwwwwww"... DS
I love ted e bear would love to see you in Queensland in may. Love your work mate and tell chuck wood to stop summoning demons lol.
Hi Glen.. Yeah, coming to QLD in May.. see you then! Dave
I love Ted E Bear's roar
i love you TED E. BEAR! ♡♡♡ THANK YOU MR. STRASSMAN! :)
Dave: I asked the Hunter nicely if he wouldn't shoot.
Chuck: And he asked us nicely if we wanted to die. Dave said yes, so i karate chopped his ass. *Karate noises* crouching tiger hidden teddy.
I love this duo, you play them so well together. Both Chuck and Ted are complete opposite characters!
Best ventrilquest ever
This man is a genius!
Hi MXOY99, I wouldn't say I'm a genius.. I just have so much fun playing with dolls on stage! lol -DS
Bloody 'ell! I'm quite shocked you don't agree! - A Generic Fan
Strassman plays with dolls. What a loser??? Hahaha!!!
Ted E getting his sass on
every time i watch this i always laugh i love ted.e bare
Man I love Strassman. Everytime I watch his show, it makes me laugh so much😂😂😂
Your funny Dave thanks for cheering me up
+anthony watson Hey Anthony, Glad my comedy could help you out.. -Dave
anthony watson it nice to laugh
Bring back memories watching your videos
i loooooooove ted he is sooooooooooooooo cute love love love him
i saw you live two years ago, i will seriously never forget it. it was so amazing, thank you 💖
this is a picnic not a f@#%ing safari
Worlds funniest comedian
+Emporer Gamers Games I think Robin Williams and 100 other comics are funnier, but, thanks for the nice comments! DS
Robin Williams is die may 31
David Strassman Dave, you are definitely up there with the funniest comedians in the world. You're hilarious 😂!!!
Fuck. This was so funny I was having breakfast when I watched this and then I laughed so hard that I spit my milk out my drunken nose!!
ROFLMAO! This cracks me up. A cute Teddy that's rather naive and Chuck is really obnoxious. Love it! Cheered me up no end. Thanks for posting this it's pure comedy gold!
4:25 has made me laugh every time i watch this-
I recall a time when David was interviewing a guest with Ted E sitting on his lap. It was a long interview and Ted started getting bored, so he started grooming himself. The crowd started to giggle, as did the guest, until Ted started grooming his crotch, by which time the crowd was howling and the guest was having a hard time keeping it together. Dave, of course, kept a perfectly straight face. Then Ted looked up at the crowd and said ''Because I can''!
Dave: Anyway, we got a little closer, Ted E., and we heard a growling noise.
Ted E. Bear: Was it a lion?
Chuck: We're on a picnic, not a $&%@*+! safari!
Lol that was so funny I had to watch it twice!!!
I love this video.
Chuck and ted e bear are hilarious together
Chuck and Ted e is funny
Love when The two interact
The puppets together
I love Ted. E Bear!❤🤗🐻
This is so funny!😂👍
ted e. is my favorite
AWSOME!! You're one of my favorite vents.
I love this video. Much funnier than Jeff Dunham.
I wish you would do your next show in Little Rock, Arkansas cause I want to see Teddy, Chuck, and Grandpa Fred. I love the act where Grandpa Fred insulted the other cultures, "Any New Zealanders in the audience, Baaaaa! did it turn you on?" Laughed my ass off at that.
Hi Zach,
I played a comedy club in Little Rock in the 90's.. haven't been back there since, but, I did really enjoy my time there.. I love the South.
Thanks,
Dave
Chuck- She's a fictional character you idiot.
Ted E. Bare- So are you.
#bestcomebackever
Watching a man getting stressed out over talking to himself is pretty funny gotta say
OMG! OMG! This is 2 much! 2 funny!
This is the funniest thing ever
I'm watching this for the first time and I have never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂😂😂
Keep up the good work David
Chuck was the best
Love Ted E
*demon growls*
"...holy shit"
Aaaah the birdies weren't singing..... they were humming because they forgot the words to their song! LOL
It’s Chuck’s sly comments that make this funnier
"She was holding you up for bait". I'm dead!
I like it very much
First David and I enter the woods with out shotguns Chuck lol what were you eating bearsteaks 😂
Love it, especially the ending lol.
This is so fucking funny Dave. Keep it going
can't wait to see Ted E next year when you are in QLD.
Hi Jennifer, Sorry for the late reply. Yes, QLD in May, 2017!! a New show! -DS
Nice job Ted E.
Good job ted e you released your inner bear when you growled😁
10:09 (BEST PART!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)
Dave: We found a man, and he was crouched down with a gun, and he was aiming to shoot at across the river.
Ted E. Bear: He's a-a man with a gun!
Dave: That's right.
Ted E. Bear: What was he doing?
Chuck: Getting a $&%@*+! manicure! What'd you think?!
Ted E. Bear: He's doing his nails?! With a gun?! That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
The birdies in the trees and the doggies in the...trees !
excellent skills
I love your videos
+Janay Taylor Hi Janay, Really appreciate the kind words.. Thanks! -Dave
your welcome
" How we found you face down in the gutter outside the toy factory "
You're funny! XD
Hi Julianne, thanks for the kind words!! -Dave
+David Strassman Hi Dave, you're welcome! :)
Teddy bear is a lot like Patrick star.
Hey Chazza,
He is, isn't he!
Dave
David Strassman Oh my god! You are my hero! I can't believe you have actually answered me! You have inspired me to become a ventriloquist! I take my hat off to you sir! 😄
Crouching tiger hidden Teddy
🤣🤣
im eating hot dogs and mango right now lel
Chuck is the best !!
David man your funny
Thanks Joshua, really appreciate it! Dave
2:00 😂 and 2:32 too
Laughed hard i pissed myself
Hi Domink,
Yeah, he's funny...
D
Im dying
ME 2 😂😂😂😂
I want my own Ted e bare where can I get one
+Leigh Caddenhead Hi Leigh, try my online store at www.davidstrassman.com -Dave
David Strassman hey where can I get a Ted e bear. Where I can get one and DVD's June 9
The Store
“IM NOT HERE- My toes are here.”
lol their are swear word parts and they show a child in the audience at 2:47, its shocking how the parents allowed him to even be there
I'm sure the child got even worse exposure at home//school
Knock knock
Who's there?
Reality 😅😅😅😅
He so brilliant and funny
😂 😀 Haha!? That Would Be Really Funny if David Strussman and Jeff Dunham If They Could do a Show Together! 😀😀 I Can
Imagine How Funny it Would be.....😀😀 11/24/2017...
Hey Patricia,
Thanks for the great suggestion.
I'll have Chuck and Ted call Peanut and Walter.
Dave
6:44 no yeah no yeah no yeah no YEAH
Ted: Did you shoot him with a silver bullet,
Did ya call his mom bad names,
Did ya pinch him on the bottom.
Me: hahahahahahahaha
Chuck: Then he asked us out for a date.
Chuck is funny as shit 😂
Child's Play part 1Chuck is born 😈😂
God I love that teddy
"getting a fucking manicure " bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
I feel like the Title should be something like “The Story of Ted E.”
I would love to hear Chuck’s version of the story!
Hilariously
Good growl Ted E. Bare!
NO NOT THE PLOWMAN
Oh,Chuck