Can you just imagine waiting for your food and you hear plates shattering while the chef is yelling about cross contamination and then giving you a meal that is literally 100% what you did not ask for.
Accidentally scrolled down mid-watch, saw this, and thought 'what does joel make instead? soup?' But then Joel started to make a deconstructed triforce burger.
i like the idea of joel being schizo and breaking into someones house and thinks hes a chief since the house owner was a chief and "has to make people food" but just makes this huge mess through the entire house
13:50 There's a good reason to buy bottled water in many places tbh Mainly, because the pipes are shit and you'll get sick if you drink too much tap water
Especially right now. Idk about other countries but in mine, they started putting a fuckton more chlorine in the water so that it'll be "CLeAnEr" with the virus. Now, water tastes like a public pool and burns my eczema to a fuck. A real pleasure.
@@blobbem Bruh, I live in Germany, where the tap water's supposed to be some of the best in the world And I got sick trying to drink 2 liters of it a day, in a few different places
After watching Gösta on HBO Max which has Swedish and English.... I’m starting to hear a slight slight accent on Joel. Someone else watch something with a Swedish accent for an hour and come back and you may hear it too
I feel like this is proof Joel is that one friend where, no matter where you eat or it's price range, he will always only order chicken tenders and BBQ sauce.
@@flavorfulsoups yeah I eat a lot of white rice and recently discovered premade curry packets you just boil in a pot for 5 minutes. All I've been eating
You can use canned tomato soup as a cheap tomato sauce for pasta. Don't heat it, don't add water, just plop it in. Ground beef optional if you want a meat sauce.
Honestly I feel Joel with that not cooking stuff. At the start of covid I was making homemade pancake batter and burritos and burgers and stuff. Rn I’ve just kinda been lazy.
I cooked garlic bread yesterday with a Pizza Hut recipe I found on internet "Garlic bread" but it ended like a garlic cake because the dough didn't got like pizza dough and ended like a liquid cake dough (I didn't had yeast so I used baking powder instead), so I just poured it into a mold and baked it; it was tasty but got really salty, for being my first garlic bread it wasn't that bad I have learned some USA food and japanese food too haha, quarantine has helped a lot to my cooking skills and I'm glad you got the same case
Gamay I have something for you. Remember when you posted that video of Blue Shell Incident within one second? Well I read the description and found out how you tried to port it to GBA Video. Funny thing is, I just happened to manage to do that a few weeks ago. Would you like the ROM?
He got a 3 on a triforce burger on the third stream 😳 Edit please let’s make this comment stay at 33 likes it would be funny I think 😳 Edit 2: fuck you 34th
Also I love how I pretended in roblox an entire fake marriage to made totally trashed games that were named perfectly normal and it was just a flat space but there was something dangerous sitting around and it would just kill you.
![[Vinesauce] Joel - 7 Days Of Spooks: It Steals](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AK1rQO5F9RE/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[Vinesauce] Joel - Lego Island](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vvrKLDZMXP8/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Cooking Simulator ( Part 1 )](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/OasT7kbf3Ko/mqdefault.jpg)
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Can you just imagine waiting for your food and you hear plates shattering while the chef is yelling about cross contamination and then giving you a meal that is literally 100% what you did not ask for.
Accidentally scrolled down mid-watch, saw this, and thought 'what does joel make instead? soup?'
But then Joel started to make a deconstructed triforce burger.
As an italian i can confirm cheap pasta doesnt make that much of a difference.
Sketty however hurts my entire bloodline.
The Italian blood in this Australian screams at Yankee's ruining the sacred cooking techniques of my ancestors.
I'm weird. I always spelled it "Sgetty". Your way looks better
Well it would become its a ton of butter and ketchup and SALT
@@SirDankleberry food snobbery is the worst, every Italian recipe outside of Italy are all wrong
@@kinnikuboneman It's not fucking food snobbery to oppose Sketty in just common human decency.
Joel: "I absolutely hate mushrooms, i cannot stand mushrooms."
Vargshroom, Vineshroom, and Toad: "Hello darkness my old friend."
Literally the entirety of Vinesauce: WeirdChamp
The fact that joel never closes the fridges makes me internally scream in pure agony
idk maybe he's just used to the fridge being open making the food colder
"Food is going to turn into poo anyway"
- Joel 2020
This is going to be my new favorite saying
A triforce burger is really cute. You could do three sliders
1:08:13 That sounds like Ratchet & Clank when you pick up nuts and bolts from destroyed objects.
i like the idea of joel being schizo and breaking into someones house and thinks hes a chief since the house owner was a chief and "has to make people food" but just makes this huge mess through the entire house
"I'm gonna be serving ｈｏｔ ｓａｌａｄ "
Joel, I never knew you trained at Domino's Pizza.
“We’re gonna be making some buffalo chicken!” “Ketchup” yeah, sounds American to me.
Ok furry
Alpha Lax No shit, Sherlock.
@@LolaTheGardevoir what
@@alphalax7747 What does that have to do with anything
@@blazeradio7024 His opinion is immediately invalid due to that
13:50
There's a good reason to buy bottled water in many places tbh
Mainly, because the pipes are shit and you'll get sick if you drink too much tap water
What do you mean? Lead gives tap water that crunchy texture.
@@elgenerico5453
D e l i s h f i s h
Especially right now. Idk about other countries but in mine, they started putting a fuckton more chlorine in the water so that it'll be "CLeAnEr" with the virus. Now, water tastes like a public pool and burns my eczema to a fuck. A real pleasure.
Imagine having to buy bottled water to stay hydrated.
This post was made by the European gang.
@@blobbem Bruh, I live in Germany, where the tap water's supposed to be some of the best in the world
And I got sick trying to drink 2 liters of it a day, in a few different places
1:20:10
He did it! He did the funny!
Did Joel just say ranch and blue cheese dressing we’re the same thing????
After watching Gösta on HBO Max which has Swedish and English.... I’m starting to hear a slight slight accent on Joel. Someone else watch something with a Swedish accent for an hour and come back and you may hear it too
I wish he did more of this game. He would be the best chef ever. Even better than Ramsey.
Is it me or that Marco pasta brother should be up for the next Vinewrestle?
Ratatoing? Oh. Oh no.
I THOUGHT I NEVER HAD TO SEE THIS AGAIN
I feel like this is proof Joel is that one friend where, no matter where you eat or it's price range, he will always only order chicken tenders and BBQ sauce.
Cooking simulator combined with signal simulator needs to happen
We need a crossover DLC that adds alien meat to Cooking Simulator and adds cooking to Signal Simulator.
@@duuqnd alien meat?👁👁
Joel attempts to make a burger while aliens mess with the lights and doors in the room. lol
Joel Cooking is just the Swedish version of Australian's Haachama Cooking
Can't wait to see a crossover one day, cooking black matter for Uncle Ramsay
cook grandma
Marco P. Asta looks a bit like an Italian plumber from Brooklyn
Oh no, another attempts of how to do a *revolting dinner...*
Are you implying that Jorbil dishes are bad??? let's see how good you cook then, Palutena!
bruh you think Joel's bad at te food he make?
Ya see, he said attempt at being revolting, which obviously means Joel has to try and make his food taste shite....but that's just a theory
Let's just be glad that joel doesnt have God-like magic and a Pit with him
Please, no more monster vegetables.
Just when I couldn’t find something to watch 😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
joel always delivers
you can always watch the VODS on twitch instead of waiting until he uploads them on YT
PlittHD i had no idea 🤣🤣 I will keep that in mind next time I need my VargFix
Ew
Ew
You should definitely do a BBQ Pit Bois recipe follow along in this game kinda like the Bob Ross follow alongs
18:42 I like how Joel says that as if he has been following any of the recipes, literally not one time xd
Gotta cook the Perfect turtle meal only use all plastic things in the kitchen 👌
joel is just our dad teaching us how to cook and grill
For someone who constantly talks about Japan, Joel was very confused about the concept of fried vegetables
"Haven't looked the proper meal in a while"
2 days
Pretty sure I can count the number of proper meals I've cooked in my life on my fingers
I cook/enjoy cooking on the regular, but I’ll go weeks eating nothing but prepackaged grocery store lunches, like damn.
@@flavorfulsoups yeah I eat a lot of white rice and recently discovered premade curry packets you just boil in a pot for 5 minutes. All I've been eating
@@crkhane as someone who has barely moved on from the counting on fingers stage; variety in the diet keeps all your parts working properly
I'm gonna have to try out some of that Joel sauce.
Joel
Is
Food
You can use canned tomato soup as a cheap tomato sauce for pasta. Don't heat it, don't add water, just plop it in. Ground beef optional if you want a meat sauce.
10:25 - Joel sounded like something from Saul Goodman.
The ads are strong in this one, you need mooney Jobel?
marco needs the moneys
Adblock ftw
Get an adblocker we dont live in the 1800s
@@bitterlemonboy Why someone would use an adblocker on the most wholesome swede's channel is beyond me
it's copyright claimed, so
10:00 is when the game starts (if you wanna skip to the gameplay)
Or 11:16 if you wanna skip him figuring out the settings
Why would you wanna skip the talk about marco?
y'know what joel needs to do? try to follow one of bbq pit boys' recipes in cooking simulator
Yes
7:17 I've watched all of Signal Simulator but I've never seen him make Sketti in it
He made it in his pants.
Cursed fact: My younger brother prefers fully burnt popcorn over non-burnt popcorn
A little bit of char is okay, but *fully* burnt??
Ah yes, the taste of sheer cancer
18:56 "it's August"
See the stream date on the descripción
This was 1 month ago
1:47:28 Thank you for that reference
Can't believe Joel accidentally summoned a BotW prequel
I'm saving these moments for later:
1:07:50
1:18:20
#Signalsimulatorhalloweenconfirmed?
swedish man struggles with american christmas tongs
You do know the gas canister explodes
“RRRAENCH”
Honestly I feel Joel with that not cooking stuff. At the start of covid I was making homemade pancake batter and burritos and burgers and stuff. Rn I’ve just kinda been lazy.
I've been cooking less as well, but that's more because cooking every day burnt me out
I cooked garlic bread yesterday with a Pizza Hut recipe I found on internet
"Garlic bread" but it ended like a garlic cake because the dough didn't got like pizza dough and ended like a liquid cake dough (I didn't had yeast so I used baking powder instead), so I just poured it into a mold and baked it; it was tasty but got really salty, for being my first garlic bread it wasn't that bad
I have learned some USA food and japanese food too haha, quarantine has helped a lot to my cooking skills and I'm glad you got the same case
will someone please tell joel he can just grab food by using the plate or a pot/pan
Hey Eediot, did you see the Shenmue anime announcement? Can't wait to see most of the episodes focused on *Ryo playing gachapon machines.*
90% of the script would be “what’s this?”
Gamay I have something for you. Remember when you posted that video of Blue Shell Incident within one second? Well I read the description and found out how you tried to port it to GBA Video. Funny thing is, I just happened to manage to do that a few weeks ago. Would you like the ROM?
@@penciloctopus2235 drop the link in my channel (either on a video or comment post). I will see what I can do.
@@GamayObera Sure thing!
keep in mind.....Joel can't cook.
He can tho?
gamer
shake
Narcos pasta
20:19 i really hope that Joel doesn't actually that egg and sausage on an english muffin is a McDonald's creation.
He got a 3 on a triforce burger on the third stream 😳
Edit please let’s make this comment stay at 33 likes it would be funny I think 😳
Edit 2: fuck you 34th
Why that emoji out of all things
Alpha Lax 😳
Also we should keep it at 3 replies
Edit: Who the heck was the 34th like?
Ratatoing
Hey wait this isnt GTA IV part 2
Signal Simulator fans: First time?
@@SirDankleberry True
gordon ramsay
Guy fieri
Paula Deen
This hurts to watch
Chainsawed mashpotato is based tato :)
i typed this comment from my phone that is connected to a Arch linux machine using KDE Plasma. isnt that exciting??
Also I love how I pretended in roblox an entire fake marriage to made totally trashed games that were named perfectly normal and it was just a flat space but there was something dangerous sitting around and it would just kill you.
Ooooh I thought it was pronounced, "HORSE-EE" but apparently it's pronounced, "HORSE-SHI"
Thanks Joel. Based and _Horse-shi_ pilled