Sh*t Diesel Owners Say

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024
  • This is for all those diesel fans out there! This was a highly requested video so i hope you guys like it! The truck is a 2006 Chevy Silverado Duramax Diesel HD, rolling coal and doing burnouts! (in the gravel) This video is intended for entertainment only, not to make fun of diesel owners :)
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  • @owenpinkham2105
    @owenpinkham2105 7 років тому +2246

    "Bought it off craigslist from a guy named Craig" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @10fantic
    @10fantic 8 років тому +4302

    "but its alright its my sisters cousin not my cousin" 😂😂 LMAO

    • @anonymoususer3561
      @anonymoususer3561 7 років тому +147

      My reaction:
      Oh nice haha
      ...
      ...
      ...
      Wait.

    • @OgXKush1000
      @OgXKush1000 6 років тому +42

      It could be his step sister duh lmao

    • @a.ortega4505
      @a.ortega4505 6 років тому +10

      Hold up ?

    • @hsanc72598
      @hsanc72598 6 років тому +19

      If it's his half sister, then that's actually totally fine since that'd be his step cousin. Which is totally cool IMO

    • @BadBoys-ck7sk
      @BadBoys-ck7sk 6 років тому +4

      10fantic could be a half sisters cousin

  • @helicopter201
    @helicopter201 6 років тому +829

    This dude is a freking chameleon;
    how in the hell does he play all the stereotypes so accurately?
    Dying over here from a wicked sick case of laughfulis...

    • @Gehajjs62727
      @Gehajjs62727 3 роки тому +5

      Except for the fact that he has a southern accent even for the civic vid, it may be worse without it but I’m not sure.

  • @hankhausrecordings3688
    @hankhausrecordings3688 8 років тому +339

    If you don't realize that this is satire, then you're probably the kind of person this video is making fun of.

  • @vexraill
    @vexraill 8 років тому +1296

    I love how this video is completely a joke yet people are still getting pissed off and calling out chevy trucks saying that theirs is better.

    • @nathanjmanuel
      @nathanjmanuel 6 років тому +4

      vexraill Issa not true tho

    • @Turco949
      @Turco949 6 років тому +6

      Nope, not completely, 14% of it is accurate and true.

    • @GeekyNerd54
      @GeekyNerd54 5 років тому +1

      cause its true

    • @arceusex
      @arceusex 5 років тому +1

      Insecurity

    • @ezrabegin8234
      @ezrabegin8234 5 років тому +3

      Chevy is gay ford is the best

  • @charlie_nolan
    @charlie_nolan 2 роки тому +54

    “I take it to a shop because I don’t like doing the dirty work myself”
    The irony is so on-point

  • @77714anthony
    @77714anthony 8 років тому +456

    "Chevy Silver-Doe" video just started and hes already saying some funny shit 😂

  • @extremesoul666
    @extremesoul666 8 років тому +1238

    The amount of folks who don't the understand that this is a satire is pure gold.

    • @Echoesoftimelover
      @Echoesoftimelover 5 років тому +14

      extremesoul666 like that battery

    • @Dan-cj9yg
      @Dan-cj9yg 4 роки тому +17

      Literally no one....no one doesnt realize it's a joke.

    • @TheIrek666
      @TheIrek666 4 роки тому +16

      @@Dan-cj9yg Doesn't matter. Complaining about those people gets you likes

    • @pianofry1138
      @pianofry1138 4 роки тому +2

      This is a damn documentary. I've heard some of this before.

    • @doom1803
      @doom1803 4 роки тому +2

      ​@@TheIrek666 Yup, it makes them feel superior to the idiots who can't recognize it's satire and also don't exist. Might as well say "i have +3000 iq. Like this comment if you also have +3000 iq."

  • @sourabhhirau6958
    @sourabhhirau6958 4 роки тому +67

    Sometimes I feel like this guy didn't even prepare anything for the video beforehand and when he starts recording, he just creates everything up right on the spot.

  • @Surprised_Chicken
    @Surprised_Chicken 9 років тому +150

    "Deer blood and Copenhagen spit" i lost my fucking shit. ive never cried so hard while laughing

    • @matthewbailey8588
      @matthewbailey8588 9 років тому

      that one was good

    • @Andreas4696
      @Andreas4696 9 років тому

      +gipson46 I don't get what it means though.

    • @crab9980
      @crab9980 9 років тому

      "Chevy silverdo"

    • @gdoumit
      @gdoumit 8 років тому +1

      +gipson46 That shit was fucking hysterical.

  • @laz2858
    @laz2858 8 років тому +45

    When he said "Sequential Multi Stage Dipstick" I was just like how the fuck do you come up with this shit lmao

    • @DTR0454
      @DTR0454 8 років тому +2

      I thought the same shit, this boy's fuckin wild

  • @raptorrider24
    @raptorrider24 7 років тому +235

    "I usually steal that stuff out of my grandmas tractor" LMFAO

    • @brandedmcgowan9414
      @brandedmcgowan9414 5 років тому +10

      "Grandpas fuckin 🚜!!!😁

    • @IanYav5.9
      @IanYav5.9 2 роки тому +4

      Price of diesel today im about ready to start filling up with red diesel from the tank on the ranch

    • @wizard_of_poz4413
      @wizard_of_poz4413 Рік тому +1

      @@IanYav5.9 we won't tell on you

  • @bonerstoner7990
    @bonerstoner7990 8 років тому +537

    Should do a shit Jeep owners say

  • @purpleguy9114
    @purpleguy9114 9 років тому +542

    "But its all right because its my sisters cousin" LMAO

  • @Imakunipwns
    @Imakunipwns 6 років тому +513

    I'm also looking for a sequential multi-stage dipstick, any idea where I could find one?

    • @jaaxoon
      @jaaxoon 6 років тому +55

      Not sure. But I just picked up my short-throw dipstick

    • @cb2832
      @cb2832 6 років тому +11

      EBay

    • @isaacperez3648
      @isaacperez3648 5 років тому +8

      Autozone

    • @mightymate
      @mightymate 5 років тому +36

      It's right next to the blinker fluid

    • @FaderFlosser
      @FaderFlosser 5 років тому +9

      Short throw DS will get you ticketed. They are not a street legal mod.... Just saying🤔

  • @largol33t1
    @largol33t1 8 років тому +157

    "Made out of deer blood and Copenhagen spit," I lost it when I heard that! Oh my god this is one of the funniest car/truck videos I've seen this year!

  • @Kimoto504
    @Kimoto504 7 років тому +76

    LOL, Allison's sister's underneath shifting the gears?!?!

    • @rosebarnes9625
      @rosebarnes9625 4 роки тому +1

      Yes, Stephanie.... 🤣

    • @AffirmedPie
      @AffirmedPie 4 роки тому +2

      Man i tell ya Stephanie gets down and dirty when it comes to shifting gears. It gets her all kinds of oiled up

  • @shanecazimero914
    @shanecazimero914 7 років тому +265

    dodge the father ram the daughter yee yee

    • @WraithJergz
      @WraithJergz 7 років тому

      Shane Cazimero just got done watching that video lmao

    • @zach7459
      @zach7459 5 років тому +5

      Most of y'all dodge the father ram the brother tho.

    • @SupersonicsilversTT
      @SupersonicsilversTT 4 роки тому

      @@zach7459 i think you described yourself

  • @south9563
    @south9563 8 років тому +471

    "Lithium ion battery here, gold plated, thats why it says gold on it.." Lmao!!! Im done..

    • @4gauge10
      @4gauge10 5 років тому +2

      Made by Dollar General...HAHAHA!!.

  • @ivanenage6545
    @ivanenage6545 8 років тому +405

    got it from craigslist from a guy named craig. Hahaha

  • @1091506
    @1091506 7 років тому +611

    90% of Ford trucks made are still on the road to this day...the other 10% made it home

    • @joshjlmgproductions3313
      @joshjlmgproductions3313 6 років тому +34

      Derek Dossantos You just reversed the meme lol. I always see old Fords and new Fords on the road, and I also see a bunch of newer Chevys. I rarely see older Chevys though.

    • @buzz622
      @buzz622 6 років тому +33

      @@joshjlmgproductions3313 I see way more old Chevy's then Ford's.

    • @joshjlmgproductions3313
      @joshjlmgproductions3313 6 років тому +6

      Buzz Light Beer Well I'm from Canada where things rust to crap, 4WD is mandatory, and we use a lot of pickups to do stuff. So we need something reliable, capable, and just an all around good truck.

    • @cjwicks2950
      @cjwicks2950 6 років тому +9

      JoshJLMG Productions that’s why you use a ford, not a pos Chevy

    • @JoseMartinez-jw2dy
      @JoseMartinez-jw2dy 5 років тому +1

      I used to have a f250 triton, piece of shit, nothing like ram ànd that hemi

  • @DKFIXIT
    @DKFIXIT 9 років тому +309

    Shit Prius owners say

    • @Dmax734
      @Dmax734 9 років тому +4

      Yes please 😂😂

    • @iliovecaRS
      @iliovecaRS 9 років тому

      yaaas

    • @stlone9836
      @stlone9836 9 років тому

      +Dmax734 You leave the nuts hanging out mayne?

    • @gennadysth
      @gennadysth 9 років тому

      Anyone think of Brian from family guy when he said you should do Prius?

    • @mattyb120
      @mattyb120 9 років тому +1

      +Daniel Kerkotchian these batteries are custom made in by holley performance products, it gets 40 MPG on a bad day.

  • @noahlaughlin8550
    @noahlaughlin8550 8 років тому +243

    2:12 I was hoping a beer can would fly out.

    • @insanemang9983
      @insanemang9983 6 років тому +7

      Noah Laughlin ya and then says "well there's my spitin can"

  • @MrDavidelliottjr
    @MrDavidelliottjr 5 років тому +80

    Hot air intake🤣🤣

  • @zasmrcaveman5725
    @zasmrcaveman5725 8 років тому +228

    Lmfao "ford owners fat moms"😂

  • @killaurnext
    @killaurnext 8 років тому +66

    "But it's okay because she is my sister's cousin, not mine"

  • @Trasher6
    @Trasher6 6 років тому +6

    Thank you for the technical details of that mighty fine truck of yours. Your expertise is unmatched sir

  • @escobar8329
    @escobar8329 8 років тому +190

    I usually take it out my grandpas tractor so i dont gotta pay for it LMAOOO

  • @6bolt_Z
    @6bolt_Z 9 років тому +19

    "I got Stephanie up under there, switchin my gears and shit for me." Lmfao that was great!

  • @Ethan007Hacks
    @Ethan007Hacks 7 років тому +30

    "Goodwrench tires" dead🤣

  • @mightaymouse
    @mightaymouse 9 років тому +50

    "It was my sisters cousin so it's okay it not my cousin" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @urbanscarecrow
    @urbanscarecrow 9 років тому +38

    when he ran into the mirror I fucking lost it.

  • @hammer326
    @hammer326 6 років тому +85

    "These tires make sure I got excellent grip when I'm rock crawlin', because I do that a lot on the weekends."
    "Movin' on down the front here, see we got a tow hook, that way in case I wreck when I'm rock crawlin' which I don't really ever do that."
    Arguably the funniest, most well delivered joke of the video LOL

    • @Jilly21972
      @Jilly21972 2 роки тому

      I had to rewind it to make sure I heard him correctly! I lost it!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @changeneeded8339
    @changeneeded8339 7 років тому +232

    chehvy silverdoh😂😂😂 I love this guy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thoriso1000
    @thoriso1000 8 років тому +138

    "She's my sister's cousin, not my cousin." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nandovalles566
    @nandovalles566 6 років тому +64

    "Diesel getcha yah bitches"

    • @chanseormon
      @chanseormon 5 років тому

      Nando Valles diesel gets ya girls (not bitches) be respectful to girls/women

    • @alidib9284
      @alidib9284 5 років тому +3

      @@chanseormon 1. Woooosh
      2. Stfu you fuckin feminist!

  • @swisher5weet
    @swisher5weet 8 років тому +33

    Lmao when he hit the tow mirror with his shoulder

  • @DDAWGVlogs
    @DDAWGVlogs 8 років тому +116

    After market ebay specials😂😂 im dead af

  • @mjackson2486
    @mjackson2486 7 років тому +67

    If you're butt hurt, you just don't understand sarcasm LOL

  • @TheWovlesTamers
    @TheWovlesTamers 8 років тому +20

    "It's OK it's my sister's cousin not mine!" I'm crying right now

  • @juliocruz2981
    @juliocruz2981 7 років тому +79

    sequential multi stage dip stick lmfao!

  • @lytheus69
    @lytheus69 6 років тому +21

    don't forget the "I changed the oil and put a snorkel on my new 4x4 so I know everything about cars"

  • @n2dabloo
    @n2dabloo 8 років тому +56

    Lord, please do a video on Jeep Wrangler owners...

  • @nathanthornton9567
    @nathanthornton9567 8 років тому +11

    "I usually steal it out of my Grandpa's fuckin tractor so I dont have to pay for it and save me some money so I can buy beer." Damn 😂 100% true

  • @yothomasyo4334
    @yothomasyo4334 5 років тому +16

    Gets me everytime when he talks about the dipstick😂😂

  • @bakerXderek
    @bakerXderek 9 років тому +385

    1:26 HAHAHAHA !!!

  • @BrawndoQC
    @BrawndoQC 8 років тому +42

    Hot Air Intake. hahaha

  • @richardly438
    @richardly438 Рік тому +3

    Come back brother… we need people like you on UA-cam

  • @jburdzz1529
    @jburdzz1529 5 років тому +8

    “Infused with deer blood and Copenhagen spit” lmao😂

  • @mrtony1985
    @mrtony1985 6 років тому +9

    This guy is hilarious. 1st video I watched I wasn't sure if he was serious or joking. Plays the role so well.

  • @frydemwingz
    @frydemwingz 5 років тому +13

    I dont think ive ever heard a truck owner ever say aerodynamic

  • @yellowbusguy
    @yellowbusguy 9 років тому +45

    My school bus idles like that.

  • @jeremiahpowers6414
    @jeremiahpowers6414 8 років тому +56

    "but its all right cause she's mah sisters cousin not mah cousin"

  • @nkosilathisibanda1305
    @nkosilathisibanda1305 5 років тому +42

    Ain't he the same dude who was doing the exact same ish about his Honda Civic?

    • @deidarar63
      @deidarar63 5 років тому +7

      Yeah he makes alot of vids like this

  • @justinschendelman3870
    @justinschendelman3870 9 років тому +55

    Do a video about Mustang Owners!

  • @EminentLine
    @EminentLine 9 років тому +15

    Not even joking, I knew a bunch of guys in high school who acted just like this. They thought they were tough shit. Little did they know...

    • @stopwastingourtime
      @stopwastingourtime Рік тому

      Why did I click on this thinking it was gonna continue....

  • @germanpw1000
    @germanpw1000 5 років тому +4

    “Steve Perking” sounds about right 😂

  • @Q.theProducer
    @Q.theProducer 6 років тому +3

    "Sequential multi stage dip stick" 😂😂

  • @solofiii
    @solofiii 6 років тому +25

    BRUHHH HE SAID HOT AIR INTAKE LMAOOOOO

  • @monkas423
    @monkas423 5 років тому +7

    Lol, that incest reference was totally hilarious.

  • @autumndavis8698
    @autumndavis8698 9 років тому +4

    I've owned ricer's, muscle cars and diesel's and I have to say sir... every single one of your videos are accurate as hell!!! lol

  • @deanmurphy7307
    @deanmurphy7307 9 років тому +32

    Wonder what it would actually be like taking that rock crawling.

    • @Notasheepleandneverwillbe
      @Notasheepleandneverwillbe 9 років тому +16

      +Dean Murphy you wouldn't go far after taking out the rear drive shaft on the first rock , lol

    • @deanmurphy7307
      @deanmurphy7307 9 років тому +1

      jerry henderson Only a minor thing :P

    • @Notasheepleandneverwillbe
      @Notasheepleandneverwillbe 9 років тому +7

      Dean Murphy ya i drove my jeep about 30 miles in front wheel drive with my rear drive shaft in the back seat , so i guess you have a point , lol

    • @deanmurphy7307
      @deanmurphy7307 9 років тому +1

      jerry henderson See. Can be done.

    • @kalebbrown93
      @kalebbrown93 9 років тому

      You don't take an HD out rock crawling, especially one with ifs.

  • @SerButtercupIV
    @SerButtercupIV 2 роки тому +2

    "You know what they say about diesels... these will get you biches..." I fuckint died 😂

  • @CDsBrickMix
    @CDsBrickMix 9 років тому +15

    Man I just love these videos! So funny! Keep it up!

    • @MuscleVsTuner
      @MuscleVsTuner  9 років тому +7

      +CD's Brick Mix Thanks man! Glad you like them!

    • @erikmullen161
      @erikmullen161 9 років тому

      +Muscle Vs Tuner They make me laugh keep it up

  • @Adam-sp9gg
    @Adam-sp9gg 8 років тому +13

    Holy fuck, we found Dale Gribbel

  • @cammanm8
    @cammanm8 7 років тому +3

    "It's alright cause she's my sister's cousin not my cousin."
    That took me a second lol

  • @user-mg9fe3ph3y
    @user-mg9fe3ph3y 4 роки тому +5

    3:57 I love his amazing acting skills

  • @Revitalyzed
    @Revitalyzed 9 років тому +5

    SEQUENTIAL MULTI STAGE DIPSTICK. LMAO I CAN'T MAN THIS IS TOO FUNNY.

  • @claymahnen1307
    @claymahnen1307 6 років тому

    So many people try copying these videos but your “Shit Says” are the best

  • @warden6808
    @warden6808 7 років тому +3

    "Tony-O cover" had me dying

  • @calvinmassey7198
    @calvinmassey7198 9 років тому +4

    I got Stephanie down there changing my gears and shit lmao

  • @alovalentini3587
    @alovalentini3587 6 років тому

    One of the best videos I've seen. I've seen hundreds of truck videos and none of them have anywhere near a million views. I was wondering why this one had that many. Good thing I love Chevy. Listen to this man y'all he's spot on about everything

  • @410cultivar
    @410cultivar 6 років тому +3

    "Hot air intake" so true lmao

  • @TheXboxName
    @TheXboxName 5 років тому +3

    “It’s alright though because it’s my sisters cousin”😂😂😂

  • @ericcochrane7379
    @ericcochrane7379 2 місяці тому

    I come back here every year. This shit is gold 😂

  • @deplorableb.r.4211
    @deplorableb.r.4211 5 років тому +9

    More aerodynamic so he gets more pvssy per gallon. Lol

  • @bubblessamsquanch6478
    @bubblessamsquanch6478 9 років тому +19

    thank you!!!!

    • @lasvegasperson
      @lasvegasperson 9 років тому +2

      +Bubbles Samsquanch the fuck bubbles? get the fuck out of here shit lips

    • @bubblessamsquanch6478
      @bubblessamsquanch6478 9 років тому +4

      ***** oh lord hes back on the liquor again

    • @figgledoi
      @figgledoi 9 років тому +1

      +Jim Lahey Frig off Lahey

  • @jimmynguyen8244
    @jimmynguyen8244 7 років тому +1

    "Turbo is in the exhausts"😂😂

  • @armando_alves
    @armando_alves 6 років тому +3

    2:17 - That actually sounds kinda cool

  • @challengergirl8270
    @challengergirl8270 9 років тому +5

    Once again - I'm crying with laughter :D you're the best!

  • @chef9524
    @chef9524 6 років тому +1

    “It’s my sisters cousin, not my cousin.”
    LMAO

  • @DEBOSSGARAGE
    @DEBOSSGARAGE 9 років тому +15

    Put a Cummins in it!

  • @josiahbennett6612
    @josiahbennett6612 9 років тому +12

    but it's alright, cuz she's my sisters cousin, not my cousin... bruh im fuckin ded

  • @jaidenmckeown
    @jaidenmckeown 3 роки тому

    This video needs to be in the UA-cam hall of fame

  • @EmbracingTime
    @EmbracingTime 9 років тому +4

    This is the best thing ever

  • @JameyKing.
    @JameyKing. 8 років тому +11

    EVERYBODY LOOK UP AMIRI KING. You'll see where he got the idea to do this video.

    • @marlattgaming6612
      @marlattgaming6612 8 років тому +2

      I was bout to comment " WANNA BE AMARI KING BITCH"

  • @KindOfBland55
    @KindOfBland55 2 роки тому

    cant have a satirical diesel video without the lope tune

  • @BlackSunOfNile
    @BlackSunOfNile 8 років тому +7

    me and my sister's cousins :D this guy is pure gold :D

  • @flinttown4935
    @flinttown4935 8 років тому +36

    this dude funny..good Shit

  • @minityper
    @minityper 6 років тому

    Small modern life joys, stumbling on epic stuff like this.

  • @DavidStewart-np3cj
    @DavidStewart-np3cj 9 років тому +4

    "It's all right, she's my sisters cousin, she's not my cousin"

  • @dblakepatrick
    @dblakepatrick 8 років тому +6

    She's my sisters cousin lmao I'm loosing it

  • @fidelmendoza6092
    @fidelmendoza6092 6 років тому

    That silber doe cracked me up! 😂😂

  • @Surreyredneck
    @Surreyredneck 5 років тому +4

    I thought for sure you’re going to say that the front pull hooks were for pulling fords out of the ditch.

  • @clover831
    @clover831 2 роки тому +4

    Almost accurate. I would have had a small, short guy crawl out of a 8" lifted truck. Then comment on how the high flow intake is full of hot air, just like most truck owners.😉

  • @mrsyg2029
    @mrsyg2029 3 роки тому

    Sequential Multi-Stage Dip Stick killed me

  • @sipo.5061
    @sipo.5061 6 років тому +6

    3:33 there is a face in the fuel cap

  • @Nirinsanity
    @Nirinsanity 9 років тому +5

    Badass Western dude is badass.

  • @Prod_Beatzz
    @Prod_Beatzz 3 роки тому

    “Deer blood and Copenhagen spit”😂💀💀😭

  • @mustafakhasawneh4713
    @mustafakhasawneh4713 8 років тому +12

    I'm a Ford Owner!
    ya talkin bout my mom??
    I really regret that!
    I appreciate you towing us outta diches, but do not say anything about our moms

    • @garychapman3530
      @garychapman3530 8 років тому

      +Abu Mohammad Khasawneh thak s for saying something about that

    • @mustafakhasawneh4713
      @mustafakhasawneh4713 8 років тому

      gary chapman and thank YOU for speaking out

    • @armandoruelas5001
      @armandoruelas5001 8 років тому

      My Ford pulled a Chevy out of a ditch so I dont see why he's saying they always pulling fords out 😂😂😂

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- 8 років тому +1

      +Armando Ruelas subarus pull fords all the time

    • @armandoruelas5001
      @armandoruelas5001 8 років тому +1

      Handsome Jack Nobody's ever pulled me out 😱😊😇😂💯