Earth 2: Shane stuck in T-pose, crypto, and the missing whitepaper

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  • @aethertoast4320
    @aethertoast4320 2 роки тому +166

    The way they set up circumventing their own measures to stop the pump in early sales isn't dumb, it is damn near freaking genius in a disgustingly amoral manner.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому

      It's a Pump & Dumb.
      Because they're immoral AND illiterate. (Amoral and a-literate?)

    • @ZeroPlayerGame
      @ZeroPlayerGame 2 роки тому

      I mean, at least the time for which you've been playing also counts...

    • @SandJosieph
      @SandJosieph 2 роки тому +1

      It's clever but not very smart. Because if it was smart then there wouldn't have been any need to do it in a such a bizarre way.

  • @ultimate1410
    @ultimate1410 2 роки тому +75

    Fun fact: they're actually recording this in E2, which explains why Shane was T-posing at the beginning of the video

    • @kinryuten
      @kinryuten 2 роки тому +3

      So are his eternally erect nipples the vertices of his model?

    • @Justacheese
      @Justacheese 2 роки тому +1

      @@kinryuten I didn't notice this at first. Dude needs a bigger shirt.

    • @DMNCMSTR
      @DMNCMSTR 2 роки тому +1

      Genuinely believe this until I realized that earth2 is not this advanced

  • @flamingbuu
    @flamingbuu 2 роки тому +26

    Normal Devs: "Here's the update, here's a link to the website containing details."
    Shane: "Here's a link to a website, you're going to see a download link. DON'T CLICK IT! Instead look for the hidden phone number at the bottom right of the page, call that number. My mate Dave will pick up, repeat the password "Earth 2, Take my Money Boogaloo" and your credit card information. He's going to hang up. In three days, THREE DAYS, you'll get a package containing a small vial of viscus liquid, a voucher for a single ShaneCoin and a torn page from an internet directory from the year 1996, go to that URL and you'll find all the latest deets on our crazy new update!"

  • @Morbacounet
    @Morbacounet 2 роки тому +46

    "Players" ? You mean "payers", Shane.

  • @juances
    @juances 2 роки тому +55

    "We're making something, we can't tell you what most of it is and the parts we do tell you on our not-white paper may not be real, but do keep giving us money"

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому +1

      "we have plans to charge you for images of completely other categories of thing. And I use the term 'thing' loosely."

  • @Carnyzzle
    @Carnyzzle 2 роки тому +113

    Earth 2, the one game that gives me entertainment without needing to be an actual game

    • @jesterKingCode
      @jesterKingCode 2 роки тому +4

      ... without having to buy any of it...

    • @commanderuseless1685
      @commanderuseless1685 2 роки тому +3

      Fake news! It's not a game, haha

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому +6

      "Not a gamer. Not gaming advice."

    • @EDMDJSET
      @EDMDJSET 2 роки тому +1

      This is def true actually enjoying just the website lolllll dude it's fun

  • @thepunchableface1506
    @thepunchableface1506 2 роки тому +10

    I think he's been smoking some of that plant in the corner.

  • @SOFFtv
    @SOFFtv 2 роки тому +111

    "This is a draft and will be subject to change every time we don’t deliver or feel like making changes to suck more money out of the community"

    • @einsiedler5075
      @einsiedler5075 2 роки тому +11

      Star Citizen Roadmap vibes right here

  • @Nevernamed
    @Nevernamed 2 роки тому +2

    Shane talks like he's delivering a solemn eulogy at a funeral.

  • @matthewwest2482
    @matthewwest2482 2 роки тому +72

    Just saw the comments in the update video, the amount of fan boys holding on too any shred of hope is plentiful

    • @Eleanor_Ch
      @Eleanor_Ch 2 роки тому +13

      *pitiful

    • @meryllmime3958
      @meryllmime3958 2 роки тому +1

      to*

    • @einsiedler5075
      @einsiedler5075 2 роки тому +8

      The sunkenest costiest sunken costs

    • @gwhitty12
      @gwhitty12 2 роки тому +1

      Well have to think of it from their mind set. If you dumped your life savings into buying jpegs of a land square you have to delude yourself that it going to make you rich. This right here is what American dream , people thinking they can get rich and paying scammers for it. Old "prize in ever bar soap" scam from old mining camps.(ie Deadwood)

  • @ChaosPootato
    @ChaosPootato 2 роки тому +38

    I think he should've gone even farther from the camera, the mic is still able to pick his voice up

  • @khandimahn9687
    @khandimahn9687 2 роки тому +21

    That was a lot of words, to say pretty much nothing.
    In other words, a typical day in E2.

  • @OhNoesDeadPixel
    @OhNoesDeadPixel 2 роки тому +3

    "Players".. That's a funny word for Investers. Right now the only thing being played is the community - cause there's no game right now

  • @Archangelm127
    @Archangelm127 2 роки тому +68

    Professional trainer here, and I see one part lying, one part I-have-to-do-this-in-one-take, and two parts not-used-to-formal-speaking in Shane's mannerisms and body language.

    • @dirkhirbanger4153
      @dirkhirbanger4153 2 роки тому +4

      Dropping his arms, realising he doesn't know what to do with them anymore and clapping them back to a scholar's cradle just broke it for me

    • @Archangelm127
      @Archangelm127 2 роки тому +6

      @@dirkhirbanger4153 Yep. Pro tip: just leave your hands at your sides. It looks fine, though it feels weird as hell on the presenter's end.

    • @Southernstar-RHINO
      @Southernstar-RHINO 2 роки тому +4

      In a nutshell. You got it.

  • @IsaacIsaacIsaacson
    @IsaacIsaacIsaacson 2 роки тому +9

    "We have competitors, thats why we can't give updates, not because there is nothing to update you about" is the oldest excuse in the scam artists book.

  • @rustkitty
    @rustkitty 2 роки тому +39

    I think the circumventing of their own no pre-sale policy is not dumb but evil.
    There is no way Shane isn't doing it on purpose. The guy might be incompetent at everything else, but fleecing his "players" is his profession and he isn't half bad at it.

  • @fedos
    @fedos 2 роки тому +2

    This is the first time that I realize that the blackboard behind Shane is a window.

  • @Khaisz.
    @Khaisz. 2 роки тому +30

    What a genius move, tell people the white paper is a draft and then open up a feedback email just for the white paper.
    This way they can find out what is good and what is bad and change the white paper based on the feedback.

  • @Vash_tha_Stampede
    @Vash_tha_Stampede 2 роки тому +3

    Of course it's a cult. Once you have a beard like that you're legally obligated to start a cult

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому

      I was gonna say "that's one cult-sized beard right there".

  • @Jgvideophoto
    @Jgvideophoto 2 роки тому +59

    You'd think a "wealthy" guy like Shane could afford a $200 lapel microphone.

    • @GrumpyIan
      @GrumpyIan 2 роки тому +7

      The mic he's using is from a $200 laptop from the 90s.

    • @TheLargeHardonCollider
      @TheLargeHardonCollider 2 роки тому +4

      Last I checked they're like $30 or less now.

    • @SianaGearz
      @SianaGearz 2 роки тому

      Depends which kind, but prices around $0.25 aren't that uncommon for a simple Omni one which doesn't even sound all that bad. These work with a PC, some cameras, smartphone, or digital voice recorder, depending on the plug.
      Once you pay tens of dollars, you get a little battery compartment for the cameras that don't supply bias voltage.

    • @colonelsanders1349
      @colonelsanders1349 2 роки тому

      Or a shave

  • @ArzHole
    @ArzHole 2 роки тому +17

    He's "speaking in tongues", so when anyone accuses him of talking gibberish he can tell them that the lord was speaking through him and only non-believers can't understand. Where as those who are blessed can...and should spend more money on buying Jpegs.

  • @kiara6237
    @kiara6237 2 роки тому +20

    Shane looks like a trainee santa.

  • @daisydevine3940
    @daisydevine3940 2 роки тому +15

    It sounds like they're really trying to create an economy simulator, but have no idea how economics works. I think it is about time people who know nothing about economics made games. We need more incompetants to make games instead of becoming government economic advisors.

  • @Prysn
    @Prysn 2 роки тому +2

    I’m only 5 minutes in and I can already hear what their fans are going to say.. -_-
    It has crypto… and that apparently makes it a game.

  • @Shandael
    @Shandael 2 роки тому +1

    The thing about "Soon" is that it is always tantalizingly close yet forever out of reach.

  • @504344
    @504344 2 роки тому +2

    "this allignment of: year, month, day, hour, and minute will not happen again, and that's just special"......ummm, I'm pretty sure that's just how time works, is he high? then again this is the guy who claimed ownership of the concept of loading graphical data from the HDD through the use of the GPU...so i guess claiming to be the guy who came up with the concept of LENEAR TIME is right in his wheel house.

  • @clownworld5474
    @clownworld5474 2 роки тому +3

    Massive update - oh hold on its just a monologue about an update

  • @TheTiredTortoise
    @TheTiredTortoise 2 роки тому +18

    Been starving for more e2, can't wait
    Cheers Cal

  • @Funnyvid16
    @Funnyvid16 2 роки тому +14

    Who wants to bet this will end up as a pump in dump? So much for this magical game, it should be renamed as ‘Shane’s piggy bank’ at this point.

    • @TR-qf2gt
      @TR-qf2gt 2 роки тому +3

      true. E2 is essentially just a Shane GoFundMe but with bells and whistles - like one of those toy piggy banks that have places to build LEGOs on or add beads (like the E2 Gems)

  • @ninjacom3
    @ninjacom3 2 роки тому +11

    Ah yes. Earth 2 is another glorious step towards crypto being criminalized. Lets just hope its quick

  • @HanSolo__
    @HanSolo__ 2 роки тому +7

    Goddammit, Callum, I love your videos but you made me watch his whole dragged shit I swear!

  • @Nogardtist
    @Nogardtist 2 роки тому +1

    big talent
    big talent sees warning sign
    big talent runs away

  • @SaberKittyZero
    @SaberKittyZero 2 роки тому +2

    Dude is wrong right from the beginning. we need to wait 200 years to have a proper 2/22/2222

  • @eternalsummer8409
    @eternalsummer8409 2 роки тому +1

    Shane looks a lot like Patrick Rothfuss (another grey bearded old man who has promised something for years(a book) but has never done it either)

  • @how2pick4name
    @how2pick4name 2 роки тому +19

    If you are old like me and pay attention you can see the smile in his eyes that goes together with the "I can't believe they still buy this shit" behind it. =)
    I (used to) know people like Shane, very well. Shane is a bit of a scoundrel. lol

  • @christianlewis6789
    @christianlewis6789 2 роки тому +4

    For some reason, I'm smiling the most thus far at the lines, "You can't tell me this isn't a cult."

  • @fluffgreybeard8073
    @fluffgreybeard8073 2 роки тому +6

    He reminded me of one of those germaphobes, who live in a plastic bubble and polish every baked bean before eating it.

  • @Winasaurus
    @Winasaurus 2 роки тому +1

    Circumventing their own rules to scam people is Crypto 101, not a new thing. The classic is "To make sure you guys aren't the victim of a pump and dump or a rugpull, you can only sell the token after holding it for a week or 2.", then the price shoots up on launch because that sounds like a good thing, then the only people who have the token for 2+ weeks are the developers, so they mass sell, tanking the price, and leaving people with shitty tokens they can't even sell for another week.

  • @notfabiantapia8942
    @notfabiantapia8942 2 роки тому +2

    He is selling it twice, even though the tokens represent the existing mined things, they can only be purchased from him.

  • @brianm.595
    @brianm.595 2 роки тому +1

    The guy looks like a cult leader.

  • @Slashscreen
    @Slashscreen 2 роки тому +6

    he's a reverse dorian grey- as his meta-self stays constant, the aging for both of them has transferred into his real self

  • @kredonystus7768
    @kredonystus7768 2 роки тому +2

    I didn't realise Shane was an Aussie. I'm so sorry.

  • @glanni
    @glanni 2 роки тому +8

    This was glorious.

  • @noosebrother
    @noosebrother 2 роки тому +3

    they keep saying "players" but i don't think it means what they think it means.

  • @davidlevy706
    @davidlevy706 2 роки тому +3

    Was the video actually posted at 22∶22 Australian Eastern Standard Time? That would be odd, given that Australian Eastern _Daylight_ Time remains in use until the first Sunday in April.

  • @lifelessexpression7670
    @lifelessexpression7670 2 роки тому +1

    Lol "not ready to show certain things yet" wow wtf

  • @atraxian5881
    @atraxian5881 2 роки тому +59

    Shane: "we will not sell our crypto to people with big money because we want to safeguard the players"
    Also Shane: "to earn our crypto you can buy big plots of virtual land with big money"
    ...
    Riiiiight.

  • @phoenix0401
    @phoenix0401 2 роки тому +4

    He looks so bad. This has broken him and he’s hardly started building it.

  • @DemonicAkumi
    @DemonicAkumi 2 роки тому +4

    I'm 75% into the video and oh god is whenever Shane says more and more and more my body just aches.

  • @rachiekats4147
    @rachiekats4147 2 роки тому +2

    Earth 2 will be ready in 2-22-2222

  • @Thereison
    @Thereison 2 роки тому +1

    The fact that his video was not horizontally aligned is...frustrating. They can't even get *that* right.

  • @caniusdirus
    @caniusdirus 2 роки тому +4

    Bets on how long it will take for someone (possibly Kira lol) to use their feedback email to simply ask "E2 game when?" Highly doubt that anyone will get anything besides an automated response but hey I can dream.

  • @TheTonyMcD
    @TheTonyMcD 2 роки тому +4

    Just wait for the real big news, when the 2's actually align. 200 years from now... Maybe even 22200 years from now...

  • @savvyteats7613
    @savvyteats7613 2 роки тому +1

    Calum looks like he goes to raves

  • @frostik9288
    @frostik9288 2 роки тому +2

    Gandalf started selling crypto?

  • @sasedede
    @sasedede 2 роки тому +4

    amazing video as always

  • @couldntmixapotnoodle
    @couldntmixapotnoodle 2 роки тому +7

    How long before earth 2 fans start going: "all hail the white paper"

    • @uNiels_Heart
      @uNiels_Heart 2 роки тому

      Ah, a fellow thunderf00t watcher

  • @TheLizardKing752
    @TheLizardKing752 2 роки тому +4

    I feel like I can smell Shane's armpit odor through the video. Like, for real. It's that disturbing.

  • @Rikaishi
    @Rikaishi 2 роки тому +1

    22/12/2022 has just as many twos so he only needs to wait 10 months.

  • @Morbacounet
    @Morbacounet 2 роки тому +6

    Something's fucked up with how he holds his arms.

    • @charlesfuzak
      @charlesfuzak 2 роки тому +3

      Nervous. Sweaty armpits.

    • @andrewryan2928
      @andrewryan2928 2 роки тому +1

      He has become part of Earth 2, hes now a Character with restricted movement

  • @brucebaker810
    @brucebaker810 2 роки тому

    It's where we are headed. Maybe. For discussion. But no commitments.
    But we're keeping parts of it hidden...

  • @BlackHoleOfTime
    @BlackHoleOfTime 2 роки тому +3

    LOL Hopefully this will be Finally Done in 100 years!

  • @gwhitty12
    @gwhitty12 2 роки тому +2

    My heart would be "with Players" too if someone gave me millions dollars so can live in style with out actually doing anything but making a web-portal that I could code in a week and not actually making a game.

  • @hansoff88
    @hansoff88 2 роки тому +1

    Callum, Please do not point out Nips in future videos all I could do was focus on that(

  • @Megablueliner1
    @Megablueliner1 2 роки тому +2

    Who the fuck is looking to copy Earth2? Honestly.

  • @APsychicMonkey
    @APsychicMonkey 2 роки тому +5

    How did Shane age 20 years in, what has it been, 6 months? He looks like he's gonna become a hermit.

    • @GrumpyIan
      @GrumpyIan 2 роки тому

      That's what happens when you smoke 10 cartons of cigs a day

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому +3

      They never said Earth2 time is 1:1 with fiat time.

    • @andrewryan2928
      @andrewryan2928 2 роки тому +3

      It has been 32 years in Earth 2, he is now PART of Earth 2

  • @Barzarel
    @Barzarel 2 роки тому

    That beard and hear he look like one those cult Gurus, LOL.

  • @lenol0315
    @lenol0315 2 роки тому +1

    These “shane aging “ memes😂😂😂

  • @silvercat18
    @silvercat18 2 роки тому

    Shane releases a document and roadmap - adds "this is not a document, or roadmap and could be complete nonsense" - Its like he works for star citizen or something.

  • @smokelord2002
    @smokelord2002 2 роки тому +1

    Idk whose worse anymore...safemoon cult members or earth 2. They really should just merge together at this point.

  • @acid5ive244
    @acid5ive244 2 роки тому

    First thought when the guy appeared on the video: this guy is the guru from a sect lol

  • @shrekstacy
    @shrekstacy 2 роки тому

    1:35 I literally had the same face as you in disbelief that they just said that lmao, these people are weird bruv hell nah LOL

  • @falguard
    @falguard 2 роки тому +1

    I have a Nonbachelor's undegree in notfinance, thank you very much.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому

      From Decentralized University?
      That'd be good old D.U. My alma blather. GOooooooo Auditors!

  • @certs743
    @certs743 2 роки тому +1

    I don't understand how anyone has confidence in this man and trust him with money. He has zero charisma.

  • @NickJaime
    @NickJaime 2 роки тому +1

    Lol held at gunpoint makes you like the 3rd UA-camr who thinks that.

  • @chonkomatic
    @chonkomatic 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the not financial advice

  • @jackofhearts1067
    @jackofhearts1067 2 роки тому +23

    It pains me to watch Shane deliver his teleprompter, I-messed-up-don't-sue-me monologue. The cringeness is killing me.

    • @lenol0315
      @lenol0315 2 роки тому +2

      Hes a scammer😂

    • @mattiagiannotti5124
      @mattiagiannotti5124 2 роки тому

      @@lenol0315 did you have any proof of what are you saying ? You know you could be call in a court for slander? Earth 2 is a legit project for an amazing game that requires time. If you have any honest question feel free to ask, if I will try to give you an honest answer with pleasure.

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 Рік тому

      @@mattiagiannotti5124 so how has this played out?

  • @zickvinogra9689
    @zickvinogra9689 2 роки тому

    Shane looks absolutely terrified.

  • @onomatopoeia7505
    @onomatopoeia7505 2 роки тому +8

    ...is this really the same Shane as we had in all the previous media? This looks like a failed clone. It shares the same lies and horrible mannerisms, tho.
    Edit: he looks like a homeless person. Not just how he's dressed, but also how he behaves in front of the camera. This is the dude who's supposed to inspire other people to invest in hot air?
    2nd edit: ...play to earn. But you'd have to have a game for that. And Earth 2 is not a game.
    3rd edit: "I'm so proud of what we made together." You're proud of a cesspool of toxic and immature people who make money by lying? What?

    • @thepunchableface1506
      @thepunchableface1506 2 роки тому +1

      It's almost like he is wearing a disguise.

    • @christianlewis6789
      @christianlewis6789 2 роки тому

      How in Geronimo's Cadillac did the world of Star Wars Ep. IX meld with reality? I swear, if he now brings in a sister/not-sister as his partner in crime, I'm done with it all

  • @olucaspc
    @olucaspc 2 роки тому +1

    earth 2, the pay to win "game" with zero content that has most given me entertainment for free

  • @SereneAncalime
    @SereneAncalime 2 роки тому

    Wait wait this is the earth 2 man.
    The man that literally looks like a stereotypical cult leader.
    Just stick some incense in the background and few pillows and boom guaranteed official cult.

  • @MrArgus11111
    @MrArgus11111 2 роки тому +14

    He's straining really hard in that too small shirt to look muscular and it's hilarious

  • @floppy3962
    @floppy3962 2 роки тому +4

    Hyped

  • @Alresu
    @Alresu 2 роки тому

    Cal... His eyes are up there.

  • @kmsrode
    @kmsrode 2 роки тому +1

    I'm still waiting for the "game" that "players" can "play"...

  • @MasticinaAkicta
    @MasticinaAkicta 2 роки тому +1

    So it is big news not so big news big news... cool.

  • @yewtewbstew547
    @yewtewbstew547 2 роки тому

    Maybe by 22/2/2222 I'll understand what Earth 2 even is.

  • @Zekium
    @Zekium Рік тому

    One year later and still no white paper.

  • @SamSmithsamek15
    @SamSmithsamek15 2 роки тому

    All that meth is catching up to Shane... xD

  • @jsmith5322
    @jsmith5322 2 роки тому +1

    callum, hows the crypto long you are ugely underwater with? check out YOUR own previous video for underwater confirmation by YOU!

  • @xtremefurrycat
    @xtremefurrycat 2 роки тому

    this system of hey you can only rug pull the cryto if you buy a bunch of land first

  • @brucebaker810
    @brucebaker810 2 роки тому +1

    0:00:06 Best way for crypto -bro- CEO to talk, no?
    Cryptically?

  • @ExecutorQ3
    @ExecutorQ3 Рік тому +1

    "...players, hundreds of thousands..." man, his stuff must be really dope, pure as f** ... or he's been dropped way to many times on his head during his childhood (and mby even longer)
    edit: also - origins of "Tard pose" (it's not enough to call this T-pose)

  • @deanmottershead9208
    @deanmottershead9208 2 роки тому

    You would have to wait for 200 years for another twos day and that is assuming it fell on a Tuesday I did not go ahead 200 years on my calendar to check

  • @justsimplycallmeevan5977
    @justsimplycallmeevan5977 2 роки тому +1

    Why does this feel like a highschool presentation?

    • @ExecutorQ3
      @ExecutorQ3 Рік тому

      you would get away with this on high school? (My my... )

  • @thesci-ficowboy6687
    @thesci-ficowboy6687 2 роки тому +1

    He looks like Carl Marx

  • @endlessstrata6988
    @endlessstrata6988 2 роки тому +4

    Earth 2 players? Did they release a game while I wasn't watching? Where is it?

    • @Revanbzn
      @Revanbzn 2 роки тому +1

      Future players current payers

  • @oliverdavey5648
    @oliverdavey5648 2 роки тому

    Shane takes a long time to make his pointless

  • @Gigawood
    @Gigawood 2 роки тому

    Soooooo...they set up a burner email account for ‘feedback?’ 🥴🥴🥴

  • @MrMaceko
    @MrMaceko 2 роки тому

    with all those millions they have you think they could buy 1 RODE wireless mic so we can hear him. :)