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- Опубліковано 6 кві 2009
- In which Hank talks about evil babies, books and time travel.
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There is a theory that if you could time travel, you couldn't change the future or the past. Not even the way something happened. You will remember you being there, but others won't. Or the multi-universe theory, were time traveling is just going to a different universe that is slower or faster than your own, causing you to appear in the past or future. Another thing that goes with this is whenever you change a universe, another universe is created and the timelines split, one timeline were the change you caused happened, and another were it didn't.
This relates to quantum physics.
Hiromi Niemczura Ah. I knew I remembered it from somewhere :)
As I understand it, the alternate universe is not necessarily moving faster or slower than ours, but you can enter it at any point in its timeline (possibly not of your choosing), and at the point of your entry, it is exactly the same as ours at the equivalent time except for the fact that you are in it. The theory eliminates the grandfather paradox, because if you stop yourself from existing, it's not even the same version of yourself, so you remain unharmed. Also, though, it would mean that the time traveller who is collecting evil babies is likely only taking one evil baby at a time, meaning that in another reality there's no Hitler or Stalin, while here in ours, he's only taken babies we haven't heard.
*Heard of.
Also, if that was the case, it could include babies from all of the realities. Thus, it would include baby Hitler, Stalin, and the babies no one has heard of.
People assume that time is a strict progression from cause to effect, but actually, from a non-liner non-subjective view point, it's really more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly...timey-wimey... stuff.
Six years later and the novel still isn't done .-.
same __--__
+Katherine Oung Completely unrealated but I LOVE your profile pic.
Peace Elephant Awwwww thank you! ^-^
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Where is it??? I want it
There is another option for backwards time travel... You find The Doctor.
Finding the Doctor is hard.
+EvilAngel just hang out in London around Christmas and wait for the inevitable alien invasion
u can go to London at Christmas and wait for an alien invasion or tragedy to happen so u'll see the Doctor OR if tht doesnt work out, go to a shop, find a woman named Missy, get the Doctor's number, call the TARDIS, and there ya go...u have yourself the last TARDIS ever
I saw the tardis and it was an automatic like.
one word:
TARDIS
Yeah, but HOW
+Ella Levad Oh, you know. Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff ;)
Exactly :D
We had to write an informative speech for English class and my topic was time travel, it was completely different from everyone else's. I spoke way too quickly because I have stage fright (even though it wasn't on a stage, I was at the front of the class, but I was still really nervous) but the kids said they learnt a lot from it, so I was glad I taught them something, even if they were going to forget it by the end of the day.
Your brother described you as a person with the body of a 30-year-old man and the personality of a 9-year-old boy. Nothing illustrates that better than this video... Liked.
7 years later, and the novel is still not finished. But John's novel is almost done, so that's a good thing
12 years later, he published two novels and John is about to publish his first non-fiction book
Did you see my full explanation thread? Because if not, I recommend you go back and read that, as it has a full explanation of stable time loops. Normally, if I went back to elementary school, it would change the timeline, UNLESS back when I was in elementary school, I remember meeting future me. Since in the timeline it is set, that I go back in time to that point, I don't change anything by doing so. But seriously, go back and read that comment thread, as it will explain the concept in detail.
Or steal the TARDIS.
The easiest way to travel in time is to "simply" steal the Doctor's TARDIS and to just make your way backwards or forwards in time (and space). Or well, just convince the Doctor to take you as an companion, then you don't even have to steal the TARDIS and it's officially your new home. xP
I’m traveling back in time 11 years right now by watching this video
Also the other problem with the baby orphanage is the social conditions that allowed them to rule in the first place would still in place. For example Nazis were democratically elected by Germans and was only popular because they promised to restore Germany to pre WW1, therefore someone other then Hitler could have come up with it. So as fanatical as Hitler was, had he not been there someone else would have come up with the same concept. So to stop the totalitarianism of Europe in the 1930s you should change the treaty of Versailles because it could be argued that the harsh conditions created the social, political and economic conditions needed for WW2 and the rise of totalitarianism generally speaking
You make an awesome point not to mention that the treaty of Versailles would be an extremely difficult thing to change because even Woodrow Wilson who tried to make people understand that financial restitution would cause devastating events that will effect everyone. There was also a Twilight Zone that dealt with the issue of this and by the end they have a theory that although little changes that would not be able to impact major historical events but the minute details of people's lives
I have watched two vlogbrothers videos yet and WOW YOU TWO DESCRIBE MY LIFE.
If you look at a star far far away, you could be looking at a light source in its future, but a long time ago. ( If you look at something 4.22 light-years away, you are looking 4.22 years into the past.) Mind=Blown
How can you look at something in it's future but a long time ago? :/
Watching this Hank of six years ago makes me happy. Just, the way he moves.
Nine years later, An Absolutely Remarkable Thing
I can't promise this will make sense, but here goes:
I relate the grandfather paradox to the number 0. Dividing a number by zero is a mathematical impossibility, and yet the imaginary number is still an answer. So, assuming that time travel is feasible (beyond, of course, the continuous stream of traveling through time that we are all a part of), killing one's grandfather could be described as an impossibility that is still possible.
PLEASE WATCH DOCTOR WHO YOUR BRILLIANT MIND WOULD LOVE IT
Do you not... do you not see the TARDIS in the thumbnail?
WAIT WHAT HE WROTE A BOOK!? I WANT!!! WHAT IS IT!?!?
The fault in our stars
John wrote the fault in our stars...
John also wrote Ppar Towns, Looking for Alaska and An Abundance of Katherines
Does no one realize I TALKING ABOUT HANK GREEN?
He read a section of it in 2007 (I think, after John previewed Paper Towns). I want it too! but I'm not sure it's available. It was a border story. If you want to find it, go to 2007 part 2, and look for John posting videos about reading paper towns, and I think hank has a video about reading his own book. It was actually very good!
“Which we don’t know how to do. But many people say it’s theoretically possible,” is like the most sciency thing and I love it
The power of recorded video and the internet allows me to travel 11 years 1 month and 1 day in time to the past
I love the whole idea of time travel, mostly because I'm a total nerd and whovian! So I totally geeked out when I saw the T. A. R. D. I. S.
yes yes yes doctor who awesome i need doctor because amy rory river song doctor married amy rory's daughter mind blow what just happened i love doctor who i am not a whovian i am a gallifreak (gallifrey freak) and a whovian actually a galligirl because that sounds better bam what goodbye
spoilers geronimo fantastic allons-y melody pond is river song yayyayyayyay!
WAIT, WE NEVER GOT THIS NOVEL!
I wonder if he's still writing it?
8 years later and the novel is still a work in progress.
Look right HERE at this little thing. You, my friend, are traveling forward in time at a rate of one second per second.
The utter sacasticness of that remark was amazing
They found a way to travel back in time! Just ellect Trump and Tah-dah!
I AM ON YOUR TEAM WITH THE EVIL BABY ORPHANAGE! The mind-twisting idea that there is ALREADY an EBO is just so freaking cool and interesting because not only would this world (that admittedly does suck considerable at times) be so much worse if it were not for the brave efforts of the creator of the EBO, but also because there would be so many more EBO that we know about already! It's such a good idea, especially if you want to decrease faith in humanity, which is a good story driver.
You then grab your time machine, and go back in time to stop the ninja, like you remember future you doing earlier. You travel back in time, and appear in front of past you, who is eating a sandwich. You run up to the window and punch the ninja as he jumps through. You then give past you a thumbs up, and walk out the door to go about your business once more. It's all the same you, and no paradoxes or offshoot timelines occur, because you always remember yourself doing the same thing. Thanks!
I subscribe to the hitchhikers guide time travel mentality, that you don't really have to worry about mucking about in the past because everything you do has already been done and everthing eventually fits together in the most unexpected of ways. (this also seems to be how it works in Harry Potter)
"MY NEW NOVEL" His second novel is coming out soon.
"DECLINE OF TELEVISION AND RISE OF UA-cam" UA-cam is now the most popular streaming platform.
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Now THIS IS TIME TRAVEL.
I am 90% sure the novel Hank was working on in 2009 was NOT either of the novels he has published.
Except that the end of the wormhole wouldn't have AGED as much...but the universe around it has continued at the same rate...so you'd still come out at the same time, just to a younger end of the wormhole.
The thing about the grandfather paradox is that it applies to any situation. Say you spilled your coffeeand went back in time to prevent the spill. If the spill never happened you would have no incentive to prevent it. If you never prevented it, it would happen. If it happened...
However, if you went back and told your past self that you need to go back to prevent the spill that past you wouldn't otherwise know about, and past you followed your instructions, that'd be a circular time loop...
With you!
Physics and wormholes and Hank Green Tuesdays all the way!!!
*Hank talking about a novel he's writing*
Hank this is a nerdfighter from the future and you're going to write/publish at least TWO books!
Yeee! Go pizzamas 2019!!
When Hank pointed to a spot on the screen at 2:01, he actually pointed to a small piece of lint on my monitor. Thanks, Hank!
Hank has really mellowed a lot since 2009...
This video just made me super happy. Whovian/Nerdfighter. I love the Vlogbrothers! and Who else just think Hank's voice is adorable!
This also plays well into the theory of "Stable time loops", in which for example, you are going about your business, eating a sandwich. And then out of nowhere, a version of you from the future appears in front of you, and punches a ninja who jumps through the window. He gives you a thumbs up, and walks out the front door. Later on in the day, you discover that the ninja was going to assassinate you! Read rest in reply.
Also, I was watching "Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman" and it said that you could also park your space ship right outside a black hole, and since black holes bend time, you could time travel. However, this would be virtually incontrollable and would only work in theory, as the black hole would spaghettify you/kill you/both before you could travel very far through time.
It would not create a paradox, because as soon as you alter it, the entire timeline shifts. You would never be able to return to "Your time", as your time no longer exists. You are now in a new timeline, with an entirely new sequence of events taking place after the thing you changed. With this said, I am not saying every time you travel back, you change the timeline. This would only occur, if you change an event which you know for certain happened in your timeline. Read the rest in reply.
the idea of a worm hole manipulator/stargate thingy is AWESOME.
Relative to me the world suck had just decreased being able to see that it might just be theoretically possible to traverse time.
Thank you for reminding me how awesome the universe and space time continuum is Hank.
You could effectively travel back in time if there was a multiverse, and you could travel to an alternate universe comparable to the initial universe.
I think that one of the reasons that Matt Smith is so famous as one of the doctors is because he came around right before Doctor Who got a huge popularity boost in the U.S.
As of June of 2020, if the evil baby orphanage currently exists, I am extremely concerned for its director.
A method of time travel that I find interesting is to just wait for the universe to collapse to a point (we'll just assume that's how its going to go) somehow survive that and then wait for the universe to start again and roll forwards to the time you want to change. Since it is technically your future there are no paradoxes. The problem is my the time you get to history to want to change another time travel has already changed history by preventing an earlier horror.
The other concept for time travel is simply one in which traveling non-linearly (backwards for example) transports you laterally through dimensions, for example, you could travel to a dimension identical to ours up until you travelled there, but once there, you would actually be in a sister universe in which your grandfather was killed. In that universe you would still exist, because you were traveling from OUR universe, and killing your grandfather wouldn't affect things here.
Our most impressive method of recounting the past is audio visual synchronization, however what about when they continue improving our technology until we are not even aware that we are viewing something as the experience becomes interactive.
My theory (which fits into doctor who theory), can be best described with the grandfather paradox. Say for example, for go back and kill your grandpa. As soon as you do so, the timeline you came back from ceases to exist, and you continue on in the new altered timeline. You would never be born in the new offshoot timeline, and it doesn't matter because the you that would be born would be a different you. Read the rest in reply.
Ivan The Terrible
by Joan Bos
Ivan IV "the Terrible" of Russia (1530-1584) was a cruel tyrant, who never knew the meaning of moderation; he drank too much, laughed too loudly and hated and loved too fiercely. And he never forgot anything. Ivan was definitely smart and, despite his cruelty, his reign is a great one in Russian annals. In Russia Ivan was called "Grozny", which has always been translated to "the Terrible", but actually means "the Awesome".
Commenting to say I finally managed to pull off time travelling into the future!
I could actually see a blend of both working BUT I'm with Hank on this one, that it's more interesting to imagine that there is evil that was kept from the world beyond what we see, and it allows for more narrative creativity and less falling into the black pit of endless World War II revisitation. Imagine future space criminals there.
John is Hank's brother...
... He wrote such books as The Fault in Our Stars, Looking for Alaska, Paper Towns, an Abundance of Katherines, and many more.
the theory for why there is not time tourists being that you cant go before the time you set up the time machine is pretty compelling, almost as compelling as the theory that there is not time travel. I want to see a work of fiction where people travel through time regularly.
9 years later An Absolutely Remarkable thing is OUT NOW
It goes even deeper than that. Had the terminator not gone back in time, Miles Dyson would not have had access to the tech necessary to create Skynet in the first place. Without Skynet, there would have been no terminators. This is called a "predestination paradox," or a "causality loop." Nothing that happened within that loop could have had any other outcome because, from the paradox's standpoint, it had already happened.
My theory: Time travel is strictly limited to one group which carefully controls time travel. Part of the group receives travelers when they arrive here (the present), then blur their memories and present them with new identities. They don't remember enough of their past lives to try and "shape" the future, and any impact they make would have happened anyways, so they actually make no impact.
As to the grandfather paradox, if that were to happen the universe would split (think quantum suicide).
There's always the possibility of closed time-like loops caused by a rotating black hole (possibly with an electrical charge). One theoretical solution to the gravitational equations discusses a very long, very dense, cylindrical mass rotating at high speed, which due to gravitational effects can cause a closed loop that ends before it starts if you fly around it really fast in the right direction. Only a theoretical result, but at least it doesn't need wormholes. :)
Maybe, another civilization made a time machine in that specific way so that there was a way to travel back in time.
At this point, the only thinkable way of teleportation and time travel is be in the wrong place at the wrong time, but are saved by a mad man in a blue box
and be british...
that too
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Instead of traveling from point B to point A, exist constantly in space as you travel backwards in time (pretty much rewinding everything but yourself) and as the solar system moves move along with it staying close enough to get back to when you're ready but far enough to avoid being observed by the people on the planet.
The novel is DONE NOW YAY!!!
We haven't seen any time travelers because when they come back to our time, they branch off into a new reality that starts as an exact copy of our universe and differs as time goes on, and thus do not interfere with our lives.
This also takes care of the problem of paradoxes.
If you did go back in time and you killed your grandfather, you would live in an alternate reality in which you live and your grandfather doesn't, and he would go on living without you in the other reality.
Going back to the time that a time machine was created makes a whole lot of sense.
To build an evil baby orphanage without time travel would require attendants versed in both personality theory as it applies to babies and precognition. This way they'd be able to pick the babies whose personalities lend themselves to being evil and then see if they in fact become evil based on their future surroundings and upbringing. Nature+Nurture
That sounds like a fair enough conclusion, however... I do not believe ALL time traveling would change a timeline, or move to another one. In the case of a stable time loop, since event X (Time travel) always happened in timeline A, the timeline would not shift to timeline B. It likely would only shift to timeline B if you actually change something that you KNOW happened, which I don't think all time travel does. I could go on about time travel for weeks, but the character limit holds me back...
People seem to forget that just because as you approach the speed of light and time slows down doesn't mean that this isn't applicable to slower speeds, too. If you are moving at 1 mph you're still approaching the speed of light; therefore, time is still slowing down around you. This would mean that time to you is slower than it is to other people around you who remain stationary.
This is probably one of my favorite videos.
I was not a Hetalian when I posted that comment..... that seems so long ago... O.o
My theory of time travel involves the multiverse theory: An infinite number of universes containing an infinite amount of possibilities. Everything that could possibly happen has happened in a separate universe. Therefore, when you travel back in time, or forward in time, you are also travelling into another universe, and appearing in the past or future of that universe. We aren't inundated with time travelers perhaps because this is one universe that just doesn't have arriving time travelers.
There is a theory that if you went back in time, a sort if 'paradox firewall' is formed, preventing you from affecting events so you can only observe. Then there was another one I heard that if you opened wormhole through time, that if the times are close enough there will be a 'feedback loop' that collapses the wormhole at the same instant you open it, but you see nothing.
"Most people assume time is a strict progression of cause to effect but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint. It's more like a big ball of wibbily-wobbily, timey-wimey... STUFF."
~ The Doctor
I just want to let you know, Hank: EVIL BABY ORPHANAGE IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE CARD GAME.
@971redhead That works to... "He loves a red-head, our naughty Doctor. Has he told you about Elizabeth the First, or at least, she thought she was the first." -The Dream Lord in Revived Series, Season Five, Amy's Choice
Speaking of time travel, I love going back and watching old vlogbrothers videos. The nostalgia of a sidebar instead of the new doobly-doo reminds me of how long I've been watching these two. Also, as a side note, I played a demo of the evil baby orphanage card game at gencon this year, and i NEED to own it and the Nerdfighter expansion where you have evil babies John and Hank.
THESE ARE THINGS I'VE BEEN WONDERING MY WHOLE LIFE. yeah just yup thank you Hank, thank you.
Damn, Hank. Your version is a mind squish. I love it.
I traveled 8 years back in time with this video.
This is very similar to my view, except I don't believe timelines are destroyed or erased, but go about their business normally with the time machine having no effect, thus, time travel is, in essence, a one-way trip to another timeline. The very act of time travelling changes the timeline because something that was not originally in that timeline is now there, and thus changes how that timeline will progress.
paradoxes hurt my head and make me sad. but i love to think about them
Wow this is just impressive. I lost count of all the jump cuts, there was jump cuts after every sentence.
I personally love paradoxes, they make me really think about things
There is also the multiple timeline theroy. Every time you travel pastwards, you create another timeline unaffecting, and uneffected by you own. Unfortunately, this means you can never go back to your own time.
There's also the infinite number of ways to create a time paradox -- that, of course, depends on your views of time and parallel universes (if time is always changing due to time travel, an infinite number of parallel universes opens up every instant; if you view time as an unchanging line that will right itself anyway, you won't create a paradox, but new universes still open up). Either way, there's still a parallel universe where nothing has changed...now we need to find out how to get there.
We need Huon particals, a miniature eye of harmony, a time vortex, a chameleon cicuit, a chameleon arc, a translator, and wood. It's time to build a TARDIS.
awwwww a time when i wouldn't watch youtube at 1,2x speed and still not be bored... i love that
The baby orphanage brings up a lot of nature VS nurture questions as well...
My theory about time travel is that we see time travelers all the time, but federal regulations require that they wear our clothes and act like us, so we won't know that they're actually time travelers. And also it's like in Doctor Who where there are fixed points in History and no one knows where they are, so federal regulation has also required that time travelers not interfere with any events that are major news at the time.
Actually that is a result of them going so quickly, but you bring up an interesting point. Nobody knew that they needed to be adjusted when they had the first GPS sattelites in space and so when they were trying to take the temperatures of the earth they got them all wrong.
For forward, you can go to the horizon of a black hole. Just don't cross the event horizon, or you will slowly die by black hole, or not really die, but do whatever one does when inside a black hole, or circling toward it, although, by the, time will be so warped that I doubt anyone could call it moving.
Talk of paradoxes and the occasional mention of Shrodinger's cat makes me want to go re-read Will Grayson, Will Grayson ^^ Off to the bookshelf!
I love the nerd community so so so so so much right now.
There's also the fact that you'd have to transport yourself in space and time, because if you just traveled trough time, you'd end up where you started, and since the earth is always moving, there'd be a very good chance you'd end up floating around in space...
Technically we're all seeing each other at different times. Because it takes a finite amount of time for light to bounce off a Cat into Hank's eyes. That Cat Hank is seeing is actually what the cat looked like a thousandth of a mini-second in the past. The further we are away, the longer it takes time to travel into Hank's eyes, the more into the past Hank is looking. A good example is stars. Those stars are thousands of billions of light years away, the light that has only just reached us could be thousands of years old, which means, when you wish on a star, your wish will never come true, - because chances are, that star has died a long time ago.
I read an article that says there's a law in physics that prohibits the grandfather paradox and, by extension, allows time travel.
You either come out DEAD... or you come out back in time! Don't know why but I couldn't help but laugh.
I think, if time travel is/was/will ever be possible, the reason we don't encounter time travelers, that we know of, is because time travel/ time machines has/ have not been invented/perfected yet, so in order to avoid "spoilers" we aren't allowed to know of it yet.
another version of the grandfather paradox is if you go back in time and tell you grandpa to not marry your grandma. then you dont exist. then you can never go back in time to tell your grandpa not to marry your grandma. then you do exist. then you go back in time and tell your grandpa to not marry your grandma and so forth. time travel gives me a headache