Patrice O'Neal vs. Vinnie Brand

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  • Опубліковано 27 гру 2024

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  • @MarzMiller
    @MarzMiller 6 років тому +208

    Any video of Patrice that I haven't heard before is a good video. Thanks for this.

    • @iismellgood
      @iismellgood 6 років тому +3

      The funny part is I almost didn't click on this I'm so glad I did

    • @mkurylowski
      @mkurylowski 6 років тому

      Amen this is hilarious i love that they roast Vos and hes not even there.

    • @AHighlander
      @AHighlander 5 років тому

      "Hey it's Vos."

    • @mattb8943
      @mattb8943 4 роки тому

      The full show with Vinny is #2 on the Patrice on O&A playlist. Big Retard Cock I believe it's called. This clip here doesn't have the funniest line from the show. "Does that sound like piss? Norton's getting turned on. Sounds like a young girl's bladder to me" and Ant almost chokes on the tool the dentist is using.

    • @ProjectPayne_
      @ProjectPayne_ 4 роки тому

      Matt B 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jhb1493
    @jhb1493 3 роки тому +195

    It's weird/interesting that at the time, Patrice seemed to think that he was only known as much as he was due to the Opie and Anthony show. Kind of flipped now, years later. I only know about the Opie and Anthony show BECAUSE Patrice was on it. He may be gone, but his name and fame keep growing.

    • @northwest4853
      @northwest4853 3 роки тому +12

      Agreed this guy is my pinnacle of comedy

    • @WaRLoKWYATT
      @WaRLoKWYATT 3 роки тому +7

      Same. I knew about Patrice way before the show. I found the show searching for Patrice videos.

    • @I_leave_mean_comments
      @I_leave_mean_comments 3 роки тому +32

      I'm betting that you guys are under 30. Probably under 25. O&A DEFINITELY were what catapulted Patrice to where he was. He got his special because of O&A, he got most of his spots because of O&A... so just because you didn't know about them... you still knew about Patrice because of them, since they gave him the opportunities that you know him from.

    • @lokithecat8246
      @lokithecat8246 3 роки тому +4

      @@I_leave_mean_comments cheers 🍻

    • @wolfgang1474
      @wolfgang1474 3 роки тому +1

      @@I_leave_mean_comments i can tell you that your absolutely right, nobody under 30 knows or should care about those 2 radio crack heads...

  • @madlib72
    @madlib72 5 років тому +131

    I use to work at the Stress Factory Comedy Club and Saw Patrice perform live. He just sat on the chair and took everyone on.

  • @jugekauhi3144
    @jugekauhi3144 Рік тому +23

    We're lucky that he was on these shows now we can listen to him forever

  • @55vermeer
    @55vermeer 6 років тому +149

    I am addicted to Patrice.

    • @WythenshawePhil
      @WythenshawePhil 6 років тому

      Hippolyte Thelonious Hieronymus Tzu Gay

    • @55vermeer
      @55vermeer 6 років тому +4

      I was. Now I'm bi.

    • @55vermeer
      @55vermeer 6 років тому +4

      Dead asshole is what I'm in the market for.

    • @55vermeer
      @55vermeer 6 років тому +1

      Gayer than a shitbird at sunset.

    • @YourGuySmiley
      @YourGuySmiley 6 років тому

      Homerun chippie

  • @TroubleOnTheWaters
    @TroubleOnTheWaters 2 роки тому +19

    1:00 awful haircut
    4:15 fries
    11:00 Vinny upset about the fries
    19:05 Vos hands
    21:05 Haha phone number

  • @oneskinnyhonky
    @oneskinnyhonky 4 роки тому +17

    I love it when they trash the Stress Factory's phone number:
    "(###) ###...
    ...
    HA... HA..."

  • @oneskinnyhonky
    @oneskinnyhonky 4 роки тому +32

    I love Patrice's reaction to Vinnie's swipe at Norton 11:17

    • @evolutionsportsusa9287
      @evolutionsportsusa9287 4 роки тому

      I couldn’t hear what Vinnie’s jab at Norton was 11:17

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky 4 роки тому +16

      @@evolutionsportsusa9287 "How much of my food has been shit onto your chest?"

    • @avocadoo4387
      @avocadoo4387 Рік тому +1

      ​@@oneskinnyhonky what does that mean

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky Рік тому

      @@avocadoo4387 Norton has a fetish for women peeing & pooping on him.

    • @reddeath707
      @reddeath707 Рік тому +2

      @@avocadoo4387 Jimmy talks a lot about "ladies of the evening" relieving themselves on his chest, or down his mouth.

  • @danilo.castelli
    @danilo.castelli 2 місяці тому +1

    10:49
    Patrice: "They're known for black people being there, but not for liking them"
    Norton: "Well, maybe those two things go hand and hand".
    b-r-u-t-a-l

  • @davidseanmacdonald1470
    @davidseanmacdonald1470 Рік тому +10

    Patrice, you sir are greatly missed. G.O.A.T.

  • @thinkman2467
    @thinkman2467 6 років тому +39

    Jim Norton is funny only on air, he's specials blow. Long live Patrice's memory, funnier than every comic ever on O&A.

    • @MelBee128
      @MelBee128 6 років тому +6

      Yes! Been saying it for years. He's uncomfortable to look at. His face has a lot of tics. The wide eyes and constant blinking and that sickly smile he does reminds me of 50 year old David Lee Roth at the MTV Awards. Ugh

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 6 років тому +1

      His specials are awful

    • @JustinBlazzzee
      @JustinBlazzzee 5 років тому +1

      His latest Netflix special was his best by far. Maybe he’s improving at stand up.

    • @liquidmang
      @liquidmang 3 роки тому

      His shows were fun cause he was funny, but hanging with fans and best before shows were the best

    • @papakeno1105
      @papakeno1105 9 місяців тому

      This

  • @daeshawnrhodie571
    @daeshawnrhodie571 6 років тому +38

    Come on dude don't mess up my fry business

    • @garyphillips5510
      @garyphillips5510 4 роки тому +3

      slept on line.

    • @VashTheDamnFiend
      @VashTheDamnFiend 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WaRLoKWYATT
      @WaRLoKWYATT 3 роки тому +1

      Weird. I read this comment as he was saying the very words. It was almost like he read it out to me. That was trippy.

    • @VashTheDamnFiend
      @VashTheDamnFiend 3 роки тому

      @@WaRLoKWYATT that’s far our maaan

  • @XanderShiller
    @XanderShiller 6 років тому +30

    Pat's laugh sounds like roars of baby dragons

    • @VashTheDamnFiend
      @VashTheDamnFiend 3 роки тому +7

      Bro this shit has me crying

    • @wtfsamusidk7574
      @wtfsamusidk7574 2 роки тому +1

      It does lol

    • @XanderShiller
      @XanderShiller 2 роки тому

      @@VashTheDamnFiend honored to make someone laugh on a Patrice video. I used to think that was impossible

  • @garyphillips5510
    @garyphillips5510 4 роки тому +18

    u even fry your lettuce. lol

  • @thechroniccinephile
    @thechroniccinephile 6 років тому +37

    I love that jimmy and patrice are fans of city of god haha

  • @mrjeremyleblanc
    @mrjeremyleblanc 6 років тому +27

    They should have made a stand up version of 8 Mile with Patrice, Vos, Keith, Norton and Colin

    • @VashTheDamnFiend
      @VashTheDamnFiend 3 роки тому

      Lmaooo

    • @rayfinkle1891
      @rayfinkle1891 3 роки тому +5

      James “cheddar” Norton

    • @soundboyeric2276
      @soundboyeric2276 2 роки тому

      @@rayfinkle1891 lol

    • @elilevine2410
      @elilevine2410 2 роки тому

      Would’ve been amazing!!!

    • @jimkelly7908
      @jimkelly7908 2 місяці тому

      There’s another video of I think some Halloween event with Vos, Patrice, Bawby, Norton and Colin. It’s where “last minute gift at the Beijing airport” came from and it CRUSHES.

  • @bae_arthur
    @bae_arthur 5 років тому +20

    Patrice's impersonation of Vinnie sounds like Johnny Bravo lol

    • @liquidmang
      @liquidmang 3 роки тому +2

      Bob Kelly had the best Vinnie Brand impression

  • @mrjeremyleblanc
    @mrjeremyleblanc 4 роки тому +10

    So happy Vos finally has a house with a yard

  • @Funnydego
    @Funnydego 2 роки тому +5

    Patrice, Bills Hicks, Brody Stevens, I know there’s more that we’re just taken away too fucking soon.

    • @Funnydego
      @Funnydego 2 роки тому +5

      Can’t live with myself if I don’t say Greg Giraldo.

    • @brandonb3174
      @brandonb3174 2 роки тому +2

      Otto Petersen

    • @willyb92
      @willyb92 7 місяців тому +1

      Norm

  • @t100base
    @t100base 6 років тому +13

    funny how they always talk about vos when he is not there. there were roasting him while he was on another radio show once.

  • @PrivateAckbar
    @PrivateAckbar 6 років тому +18

    Patrice had the same problems with Vinnie as Colin.

    • @danoholzwart1725
      @danoholzwart1725 4 роки тому +10

      Patrice worshipped Collin. In his own way. He talks about never having a mentor, but considers Collin Quinn the closest he had.

    • @SjaakSchaap
      @SjaakSchaap 4 роки тому +6

      @@danoholzwart1725 i think he meant patrice and colin agreed on vinnie.

  • @PrivateAckbar
    @PrivateAckbar 6 років тому +11

    34:58 Vinnie and Ant sitting right there.

    • @-Twotonepony-
      @-Twotonepony- 6 років тому +2

      PrivateAckbar
      Kinda strange listening back. I bet Vinnie wouldn't have believed that his daughter and Anthony would be in a similar issue years later. I bet he hates Ant now.

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky 4 роки тому

      @@-Twotonepony- Vinnie was stupid/skeevy enough to let his teenage daughter around Anthony?
      Father of the year material, right there...

    • @indegruv
      @indegruv 4 роки тому +1

      @@oneskinnyhonky she was adult age, do you think he has a responsibility to police an adult?

    • @VashTheDamnFiend
      @VashTheDamnFiend 3 роки тому

      @@-Twotonepony- why should he hate Ant?

  • @CSIGrissom
    @CSIGrissom 4 роки тому +10

    Vinnie Brand and 28 of his pals disliked this video...bunch a Sissies. I’m still here defending Patrice in late 2020. Hope Everyone with a Sense of Humor is doing Well!

    • @WaldoBagelTopper
      @WaldoBagelTopper 3 роки тому +1

      🍻

    • @flatbushtommy9681
      @flatbushtommy9681 7 місяців тому +1

      The fact that patrice mentioned how vinnie and his friends said he would go on tough crowd unprepared... vinnie was hilarious on tough crowd oh wait..

  • @VisionPoet
    @VisionPoet 5 років тому +10

    "And leave off the last tumor for saving" 😂😂😂😂

  • @frankystrings
    @frankystrings 2 місяці тому

    21:14 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrMario2987
    @MrMario2987 4 роки тому +8

    Patrice hating Curb Your Enthusiasm is heartbreaking 😆

  • @loonanite
    @loonanite 4 місяці тому

    This Boy's Life haircut is hilarious when you see the visual lmao

  • @12aR9
    @12aR9 2 роки тому +10

    Vinnie is actually okay. I expected him to be awful but he is almost funny

    • @williamannette558
      @williamannette558 2 роки тому +3

      Didn’t Anthony date his daughter

    • @brandonb3174
      @brandonb3174 2 роки тому

      @@williamannette558 yes

    • @Ray_D_Tutto
      @Ray_D_Tutto 2 роки тому +1

      @@williamannette558 And he took Ant's side when they broke up.

    • @jakelamarca895
      @jakelamarca895 Рік тому

      ​@@Ray_D_TuttoReally?? Where did you hear that? I would've guessed the opposite.

  • @mattskallerud6718
    @mattskallerud6718 3 роки тому +8

    God i wish patrice was here today. Fuck we need him in todays world.

  • @josephguzman4737
    @josephguzman4737 4 роки тому +4

    11:08 dammmn

  • @itwasaladream
    @itwasaladream 5 років тому +4

    This is great lmao.

  • @ShiroRX
    @ShiroRX 2 роки тому +4

    Patrice had like an ideaological fued with Vinnie for a while.

  • @joemendoza2292
    @joemendoza2292 3 роки тому +1

    30:28🤣🤣🤣 great snort

  • @MichaelZoidberg
    @MichaelZoidberg 4 роки тому +16

    Patrice is a legend, but also notorious for flaking and being lazy. Which is why he never blew up as a star I've read

    • @Mikehowarth1988
      @Mikehowarth1988 4 роки тому +8

      He never blew up because of his righteous attitude. Spike Lee was a good example of Patrice burning bridges. If he was alive Patrice would be big.

    • @SjaakSchaap
      @SjaakSchaap 3 роки тому +4

      @@Mikehowarth1988 also lazy. If he knew his lines for the role of the father in everybody hates chris he would have got that.

    • @brwhite85
      @brwhite85 2 роки тому +1

      @@SjaakSchaap arrogant I would say he believed if he showed up he should have gotten it

  • @iismellgood
    @iismellgood 6 років тому +22

    I've never really heard Patrice O'Neal take a beating like this, this is hilarious

    • @spicyoctopus
      @spicyoctopus 4 роки тому +9

      Him and Jay Mohr could go back and forth pretty well. Louis CK would also lace into him pretty good sometimes.

    • @garyphillips5510
      @garyphillips5510 4 роки тому +9

      patrice was always victorious. pat cooper was classic

    • @goreds551
      @goreds551 4 роки тому +4

      You should listen to Nick DiPaolo and Patrice going at each other on O and A and Tough Crowd.

    • @wolf7el356
      @wolf7el356 2 роки тому

      @@spicyoctopus You had to be a real mean guy to really get the best of Patrice...

    • @ShiroRX
      @ShiroRX 2 роки тому +5

      Patrice could get walloped by Colin Quinn too. He's a scary dude to take on verbally but some elite assholes could take him on.

  • @BryanTorresdey
    @BryanTorresdey 4 роки тому +2

    19:58 LOL!

  • @buster_cheeks
    @buster_cheeks 7 місяців тому

    1:53 You better not let Anthony in either 😂

  • @adonismeetschrist9248
    @adonismeetschrist9248 2 роки тому

    What episode of the archives is this?

  • @isthatyoujaunwayne4183
    @isthatyoujaunwayne4183 3 роки тому +7

    Club owners are the least funny people on earth. It's always a boat salesman pretending they can fish.

    • @brandonb3174
      @brandonb3174 2 роки тому

      You know Ron Bennington used to be a club owner?

    • @willyb92
      @willyb92 7 місяців тому

      I mean as far as owners go he’s pretty funny

  • @justinnardine8564
    @justinnardine8564 4 роки тому +4

    Peace Patrice ✌️

  • @lam1045
    @lam1045 3 роки тому +1

    18:50😭😭😭

  • @liquidalloy
    @liquidalloy 6 років тому +16

    Stewed tomato lol wow

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 6 років тому +3

      First time hearing that? Liiiiiiinger Loooooooonger!

  • @turner45555
    @turner45555 6 років тому +2

    wat yr is this from

    • @ryanvilleneuve9
      @ryanvilleneuve9 6 років тому +1

      Like 2006-2007 ish

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky 2 роки тому +2

      @@ryanvilleneuve9 Jim mentions Big Jay Oakerson having a "fat face & awful smoking habit", it's 2022 & neither one of those things have changed.

  • @islandbrasi9328
    @islandbrasi9328 2 роки тому

    3:36 😂😂😂😂

  • @Oakshield2
    @Oakshield2 3 роки тому +9

    I had no idea what Vinnie looked like before this. From his voice I really did imagine the dwarf they compared him to

  • @ebscoHOSTpub
    @ebscoHOSTpub Рік тому +1

    This segment need to Nopie-fied

  • @jbiswasted
    @jbiswasted 4 роки тому +4

    I bet Patrice would have eventually came around to liking curb

    • @Kenneth-Allvn
      @Kenneth-Allvn 4 роки тому +1

      Me to he’s kinda the black Larry David

  • @charlespeterwatson9051
    @charlespeterwatson9051 2 роки тому +1

    Listening to Vinny here, knowing years later, Vinny's daughter Dani would be in a relationship with Anthony and all the shit that went down, I wonder what made Dani turn out the way she did.

  • @brandonb3174
    @brandonb3174 2 роки тому +1

    Bonnie Brand is the opposite of Ron Bennington as a club owner.

  • @t100base
    @t100base 6 років тому +3

    no opie nor Anthony needed

  • @SimSum2argh
    @SimSum2argh 3 місяці тому

    84000 views and Less than 1000 likes?

  • @Twomps
    @Twomps 4 роки тому +1

    "Look at anthony and his nice new gums." 😅

  • @Sitoo_2415
    @Sitoo_2415 4 роки тому +2

    24:24 you’re welcome

  • @flatbushtommy9681
    @flatbushtommy9681 7 місяців тому

    Big jay and patrice. Man I'd kill to see that show

  • @ralphrmillerjr
    @ralphrmillerjr 3 роки тому +3

    the myth of "master" po still gives me douche chills to this day especially when renzo's academy was just down the street the whole time.

    • @merces47letifer4
      @merces47letifer4 3 роки тому +1

      Master Po could have taken them all at once. GET READY TO BURNNNNN

    • @liquidmang
      @liquidmang 3 роки тому +1

      @@merces47letifer4 O&A PARTY ROCK!!!

  • @aBT31
    @aBT31 4 роки тому +6

    Jesus CHRIST the beating they gave Vos

  • @ILoveTheseGoobers
    @ILoveTheseGoobers Місяць тому

    Vinnie was actually very funny in this

  • @noshowjackie
    @noshowjackie 4 місяці тому

    Patrice was great, but he was only ONE of the comic greats on this show. Colin Quinn, Greg Giraldo, Louis Black, Louis C.K., etc. Etc.
    They were all outstanding. Not to mention Jim Norton as 3rd mic being absolutely hilarious.

  • @FentonMulley-cz8pv
    @FentonMulley-cz8pv Рік тому

    When the Count meets his victims father. Very spooky

  • @JuanPablo-wg9bk
    @JuanPablo-wg9bk 3 місяці тому

    😂

  • @simsum1argh882
    @simsum1argh882 Рік тому

    Anyone vs Vinny Brand rules

  • @bushidonation7835
    @bushidonation7835 Рік тому

    When did they find out master Po was a fake martial artist ?

  • @Davidjon1946
    @Davidjon1946 6 місяців тому

    One thing I wish I would have listened to my mother about is take care of you're teeth .
    There is nothing more painful and more frustrating then having dental problems and most insurance don't cover shit except pulling teeth out if you're head as the only option .
    I'm 45 my front teeth and bottom teeth are the only ones remaining it's embarrassing it effects my speech I can get dentures my the thought of having no teeth in my mouth for a couple of days terrifies me .
    Kids brush you're teeth!! See a dentist atleast once per year there is nothing worse then a toothache.
    Greetings from Buffalo New York

  • @antgreen1000
    @antgreen1000 6 років тому +22

    Vinnie is heinously awful

    • @metalmayhem3622
      @metalmayhem3622 6 років тому +16

      Why? I think he did well.

    • @-Twotonepony-
      @-Twotonepony- 6 років тому +13

      Metal Mayhem
      For not being as seasoned of a comic he did fine. He wasn't great. But I didn't hate it.

    • @jrreogreugerugregreger7486
      @jrreogreugerugregreger7486 6 років тому +20

      Meh. He wasn't hilarious but he was a good punching bag for Patrice and managed to get a good line or two in there. Which is more than anyone can say for Paul Mecurio, Ralphie May, Opie, etc.

    • @madlib72
      @madlib72 5 років тому +4

      Vinnie was a good dude

    • @andrewr2349
      @andrewr2349 5 років тому

      Ethan Henry did I die?

  • @Gardenhoser86
    @Gardenhoser86 Рік тому +2

    If only Vinnie could’ve seen the future, think he would have just decked Ant? Since Anthony ended up dating his daughter (friggin ghoul) and hitting her multiple times I believe

  • @juniorhernandez3347
    @juniorhernandez3347 6 місяців тому

    Ruined something good with a useless phone call AGAIN

  • @Trapinnewyork44
    @Trapinnewyork44 5 років тому +6

    The jokes about Patrick dying didn't not age will 😢

  • @ryansgirl2002
    @ryansgirl2002 4 роки тому +7

    Uh-oh...like Patrice I have had only one cavity in my life and I also have had extremely high blood pressure for at least a few years. Im not diabetic, tho, thank God. But...i don't go to the doctor and don't take the stupid blood pressure pills or any pills for anything, actually. Ever. But I'm not overweight- I'm 5' and weigh 113 lbs- so that's good news, right? Lol
    Well. In case I end up like Patrice and meet my untimely demise i want y'all to know that I'm grateful for y'all that share the same warped sense of humor as me and hope y'all keep laughing for the rest of your lives!

    • @armando1is1great
      @armando1is1great 3 роки тому +1

      You don't sound unhealthy, do you eat a lotta sugar

    • @ryansgirl2002
      @ryansgirl2002 3 роки тому +1

      @@armando1is1great no, not at all. I also don't eat a lot of meat. I like vegetables. I don't generally even drink soft drinks and I haven't drank alcohol in over ten years. Don't smoke either but I do use smokeless tobacco- it's my only vice. im not unhealthy other than ridiculously high blood pressure and some kidney issues off and on my whole life. Im very active and super energetic, I can't tell you the last time I even sat on my own couch; I always am up working or doing something UNLESS I get a blood pressure headache- those take me down about once a week unfortunately.

    • @thestonecanoe3159
      @thestonecanoe3159 3 роки тому

      I never had issues with blood pressure but my diet is mostly meat. Like 95% carnivore with the odd onion and tomato, it could be idolized salt too I had issues once and made the switch from iodized to sea salt and notice some improvements. Wish ya the best of luck buddy

    • @wolf7el356
      @wolf7el356 2 роки тому

      This comment made me hate you so much 🤣...