SCP-1459 │ The Puppy Machine │ Safe │ Ectoentropic SCP

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  • Опубліковано 21 сер 2020
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    Item #: SCP-1459
    Object Class: Safe
    Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1459 is to be kept within a standard containment vault in Safe Wing-C of Sector-25. As of 05/16/██, only Level-1 Maintenance Technician Valera may view and interact with SCP-1459. MT Valera is to be presented with the opportunity to receive a mild amnestic to ameliorate emotional escalation between testing sessions. In the event that MT Valera becomes unavailable to perform further tests, a new individual is to be selected by the presiding on-site counselor.
    By executive order, testing is to continue indefinitely.
    Description: SCP-1459 is a modified claw crane arcade game machine that stands 2.3m x 1.2m x 1.5m. Like most machines of this variety, it has a central rectangular space with three clear walls on its front and sides, with a white plastic floor and back. However, SCP-1459 is unique in that the inner chamber has no chute where a prize would normally be dispensed.
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  • @TheVolgun
    @TheVolgun  3 роки тому +4491

    Yeah ... we're gonna need SCP-999 ... stat.

    • @Fulgrim2
      @Fulgrim2 3 роки тому +413

      Can we let the GOC destroy this thing, please?

    • @th3d3storoy3r
      @th3d3storoy3r 3 роки тому +429

      Nah, we need John Wick

    • @TheVolgun
      @TheVolgun  3 роки тому +318

      @@th3d3storoy3r true.

    • @helios_is_my_name
      @helios_is_my_name 3 роки тому +213

      I haven't seen the video yet. I'm already extremely worried.
      Edit: oh... oh no...

    • @campbelljohnson1547
      @campbelljohnson1547 3 роки тому +44

      @@helios_is_my_name and so you should be

  • @vince7125
    @vince7125 3 роки тому +5530

    If you ever feel useless, remember; The foundation has an ethics committee.

    • @fieryharp7437
      @fieryharp7437 3 роки тому +100

      You do realise it was E Committee that did all this E.G 110 MONTUAK I don't know that one thing just disturbing.

    • @thefinalsin47
      @thefinalsin47 3 роки тому +222

      It's the perfect joke because they approve everything and are technically can over rule o5 councils decisions

    • @A_Toaster
      @A_Toaster 3 роки тому +46

      I didnt watch the video and went to the comments first now I'm scared
      Edit:I finished watching and yeah you right

    • @fieryharp7437
      @fieryharp7437 3 роки тому +9

      @Necron681 yes non cannon

    • @sobersplash6172
      @sobersplash6172 3 роки тому +25

      there's the thought that they'd be even *worse* if they didn't have that

  • @estebanramirez1178
    @estebanramirez1178 3 роки тому +2239

    We all need a reminder that just because an SCP is “safe” does not always mean it’s good.

    • @thatone1249
      @thatone1249 3 роки тому +42

      It means on how hard the scp is to contain

    • @Medstr
      @Medstr 3 роки тому +8

      Its safe for people, nothing ever took animals in to consideration when making the classification

    • @unfortunateimperial6019
      @unfortunateimperial6019 3 роки тому +53

      @@Medstr that's not what the classification system covers, it's just how difficult it is to contain it. This is certainly a safe scp.
      A button that destroys the universe is a safe scp.

    • @Medstr
      @Medstr 3 роки тому +1

      @@unfortunateimperial6019 very true, most of my knowledge comes from bits and peaces i hear as well as these videos, so theres a good chance im not entirly correct

    • @lordnul1708
      @lordnul1708 3 роки тому +17

      @@Medstr yeah, the short and sweet version is what the community calls the "locked box test".
      If you can just lock it in a box and never worry about it getting out, it's considered "safe".
      If it's difficult to contain or predict, but not enough to justify a keter status, it's "euclid".
      If it has an incredibly high chance of getting out if the box isn't constantly maintained, incredibly difficult to predict and extremely dangerous, it's "keter".
      If the SCP itself is the box, it's "thaumiel".
      Lastly, if the document's containment procedures are written like a post apocalyptic survival guide and/or it's already completely worldwide, it's probably "apollyon".
      There's also explained and terminated, which are much more straightforward.

  • @grandmasteryoda2605
    @grandmasteryoda2605 3 роки тому +1459

    "Please no kill dog"
    Machine treats the dog nice then vibechecks a cat with a sledgehammer and gave my mans a cracker

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 3 роки тому +20

      Jesus

    • @wixdraco151
      @wixdraco151 3 роки тому +45

      Finna screenshot your comment and sent it to people with no context

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 3 роки тому +14

      @@wixdraco151 please do

    • @viktordickinson7844
      @viktordickinson7844 2 роки тому +5

      I chuckled. Good show

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 2 роки тому +5

      I just about died from laughter when I first read that. 1459 always makes me laugh.

  • @axolatte518
    @axolatte518 3 роки тому +1879

    I misread the title and thought the machine said "WIN A COOCHIE"

  • @MadLeon97
    @MadLeon97 3 роки тому +2908

    *before video*
    Me: "A SAFE SCP that looks like it makes puppies. Sign me up"
    *after video*
    Me: "Where the fu*k are those amnestics"

    • @justchillingwannagetsomeco1504
      @justchillingwannagetsomeco1504 3 роки тому +113

      **when your only starting the video and you see this comment** 👁👄👁

    • @AmericanIdiot7659
      @AmericanIdiot7659 3 роки тому +9

      @@justchillingwannagetsomeco1504 ew a gen x

    • @cleanwater3180
      @cleanwater3180 3 роки тому +21

      I thought that exact thing like, free puppies..yep.. but I won't lie, a lot of these are funny, especially the TV one if you ask me.

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 3 роки тому +8

      @@cleanwater3180 what I would have done, is say "by letting it out of the machine". What would it do?

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 3 роки тому +15

      If you'll excuse me, I think I need a hug from scp 999 for the next hour and a half.

  • @Ethan-zz3ht
    @Ethan-zz3ht 3 роки тому +454

    anyone notice how Dr. Yeatley seemed to be having a bit too much fun with the puppy machine? the dude did like 40 games in a row.

    • @ihaveleftthetesco7628
      @ihaveleftthetesco7628 3 роки тому +69

      "nah guys it's for science"
      "I wonder what war crimes i forgot, somebody get me the Geneva Convention"

    • @simple6838
      @simple6838 3 роки тому

      I hope the foundation has a bit too much fun with a hydraulic press on Dr. Yeatleys femur. Shes a physco and deserves to be put on the femur breaker.

    • @goodolnonamee
      @goodolnonamee 2 роки тому +25

      I wonder if they were all the same day or if Yeatley took some breaks in between the games

    • @breadbeard6722
      @breadbeard6722 2 роки тому +20

      He just wanted cookies

    • @royalcrumble2384
      @royalcrumble2384 Рік тому +19

      I think maybe the 40 skipped files are supposed to indicate 40 games where he tried the most obvious options and they'd already been tried?

  • @Calid64
    @Calid64 3 роки тому +186

    I like how even the manufacturer's name is an acronym for "You will totally go to hell for this"

    • @masstv9052
      @masstv9052 2 роки тому +21

      And the cookies. Theirs that old meme. Come to the dark side, we have cookies.
      So it's probably trying to temp people into becoming desensitized, evil, and go to hell when they die

    • @teheqlles9036
      @teheqlles9036 Рік тому +6

      I think it might actually be, "Yeah, we're totally going to hell for this," to parallel the earlier, "Yeah, you're totally going to hell for this."

    • @travisoliver6741
      @travisoliver6741 22 години тому

      ​@teheqlles9036 You're right on the mark. These guys show up in a few other scps, where they use bureaucratohazards to create stores that kill people, and get away with it without question.

  • @_syllvir_
    @_syllvir_ 3 роки тому +4177

    When a title is this cute, you know it’s gonna be something horrible

    • @benny_lemon5123
      @benny_lemon5123 3 роки тому +62

      I made a simple amateur mistake and was not prepared for these contents

    • @gilmadreth680
      @gilmadreth680 3 роки тому +130

      I was so young, so naive. "Oh!" I thought. "A Safe SCP that dispenses puppies! This will be delightful!" Pass the amnestics, I want to be the person I was 20 minutes ago again.

    • @GrifoStelle
      @GrifoStelle 3 роки тому +13

      I was scouring to find out if this was about to be horrific

    • @sorren150
      @sorren150 3 роки тому +14

      Oh god, I didn’t think it could get so bad. I teared up imagining the scenarios. I wonder what puppy would appear for me, I can’t imagine what my favorite breed would be. I’m just making myself sad hhhh

    • @benny_lemon5123
      @benny_lemon5123 3 роки тому +17

      I watched the video with my best pupper sleeping next to me on the sofa and it was legit uncomfortable to think about.
      Feels like this video could only have come out in 2020 😅

  • @bumblevee1232
    @bumblevee1232 3 роки тому +1795

    “Oh, this is awful, hopefully they’ve left it alone so it doesn’t hurt anymore puppies”
    “Experiments logs”
    *screams*

    • @leethemonstrous
      @leethemonstrous 3 роки тому +165

      You missed the part where they said they'd be testing it indefinitely

    • @bumblevee1232
      @bumblevee1232 3 роки тому +72

      Artemis Decion *screams louder*

    • @froggy2597
      @froggy2597 3 роки тому +21

      @@bumblevee1232 And even if you get the machine to not kill the dog, it's just going to kill a cat in its place 😱

    • @PopeCocksmoker
      @PopeCocksmoker 3 роки тому +40

      @@froggy2597 That trick only works once. Please No Kill Dog is now an option that's been used up.

    • @Mr.ManiacaI
      @Mr.ManiacaI 3 роки тому +21

      @@PopeCocksmoker "ahh finally! I cheesed the syst- wait a cat?? HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"

  • @aaroncarapace8054
    @aaroncarapace8054 2 роки тому +78

    14:12 I like the idea of the guard headshotting the D-Class subject mid sentence, as if he just knew that nothing good would come of what was about to happen.

    • @FearTheCaboose1337
      @FearTheCaboose1337 2 місяці тому

      I'm pretty sure that any test where a D-Class dares to utter the word "Thermonuclear" would have the exact same reaction. It's probably procedure by now

  • @wpw8570
    @wpw8570 3 роки тому +82

    Either Dr. Yeatley watched 47 dogs get bludgeoned to death back to back, or one particular puppy was sitting around for ages, wagging its tail and getting to know the face of the human on the other side, knowing its voice, its mannerisms, and bonding with it in its own way, before its head was bitten off by a shark.
    Either way my day is ruined.

  • @scrumpitboy9125
    @scrumpitboy9125 3 роки тому +2394

    The last one was actually pretty funny in a dark way
    “Don’t kill the dog please”
    “Okay ....”
    *replaces dog with cat*

    • @stuff5757
      @stuff5757 3 роки тому +112

      I wonder what would happen if you said "Please don't kill the dog or any other creature"

    • @scrumpitboy9125
      @scrumpitboy9125 3 роки тому +166

      *pulls out robot dog*

    • @gavinbrown216
      @gavinbrown216 3 роки тому +75

      P L A N T

    • @the_nyaonix
      @the_nyaonix 3 роки тому +31

      micro-organism

    • @user-mc6nm1ru3o
      @user-mc6nm1ru3o 3 роки тому +47

      @@stuff5757 Good question actually. Probably nothing will happen, and you will get no cookie for that.

  • @MaurzGG
    @MaurzGG 3 роки тому +1857

    Machine made for continuously killing puppies: "You're going to hell for this."
    SCP Foundation: "yeah yeah heard it before, can you hurry up I have lunch in 30 minutes."

  • @cumbrap
    @cumbrap 3 роки тому +364

    I would have said "supernova"
    Guess I would have been terminated like the nuclear detonation guy

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 3 роки тому +3

      What? He wasn't terminated?

    • @thatguydownthestreat
      @thatguydownthestreat 3 роки тому +39

      @@maxdrags3115 the D class that suggested "Nuclear Detonation" was terminated mid sentence by foundation personnel

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 3 роки тому

      @@thatguydownthestreat No they weren't.
      Re-read it...

    • @00wolfer00
      @00wolfer00 3 роки тому +25

      @@maxdrags3115 it says terminated mid-sentence and that the explosion was contained so the only logical way for him to be terminated is the foundation putting him down.

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 3 роки тому

      @@00wolfer00 And why would he be terminated?
      For what reason?
      That still makes no sense for fudge sakes.

  • @Chaos-bq6mc
    @Chaos-bq6mc 3 роки тому +39

    What's even more disturbing than the scp is the amount of experiment logs on it.

  • @epicsgamingchannel7556
    @epicsgamingchannel7556 3 роки тому +1637

    “Testing is to be continued indefinitely.” Does the SCP foundation really have an ethics committee?

    • @adaeptzulander2928
      @adaeptzulander2928 3 роки тому +147

      Yes, but do you really want know the details of their moral codes?

    • @KirillTheBeast
      @KirillTheBeast 3 роки тому +183

      Do I need to remind you about the fact that the O5 council made the Chaos Insurgency as a fake splinter cell specifically created in order to bypass their own ethics committee? I mean, for Cthulhu's sake the committee is ran by an O5!

    • @skyriver9525
      @skyriver9525 3 роки тому +13

      Let's go give them a real reason for getting one.

    • @quasicreator2027
      @quasicreator2027 3 роки тому +19

      Could Dr. Bright be on the ethics committee?

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 3 роки тому +18

      The scientists are getting cookies, so its ok

  • @Antwon316
    @Antwon316 3 роки тому +2591

    I miss 18 minutes ago when I didn’t know this existed

    • @Pawsizedcandybar
      @Pawsizedcandybar 3 роки тому +38

      You see, I get that. But are they really dogs?

    • @WhenToastersAttack
      @WhenToastersAttack 3 роки тому +80

      Thank you for the warning. I will now proceed to not watch this particular video.

    • @Antwon316
      @Antwon316 3 роки тому +9

      @@WhenToastersAttack np

    • @medved7683
      @medved7683 3 роки тому +10

      What’s wrong with it

    • @medved7683
      @medved7683 3 роки тому +21

      I’m going to have nightmares at least the last one killed a cat

  • @its_saval
    @its_saval 3 роки тому +47

    9:58 i felt that soft "goddamnit" on a spiritual level

  • @fernandaguisard4637
    @fernandaguisard4637 3 роки тому +253

    "safe puppy machine"
    Me: oh cool, it probably makes puppies that are the cutest to the user that asked for a puppy.
    *Video plays*
    Me: Yeah I think I'm done with SCPs forever

    • @ryandeson
      @ryandeson 3 роки тому

      Opa achei uma BR aki kkj

    • @TheGreenKnight500
      @TheGreenKnight500 2 роки тому +8

      I thought it would dispense puppies 😢

    • @TheAbigailDee
      @TheAbigailDee 8 місяців тому

      I was hoping for unlimited puppy kisses 😢

  • @brittanybecker170
    @brittanybecker170 3 роки тому +1521

    My headcanon: THIS is why the Flesh That Hates hates us.

    • @JorgeCastro-hz6fm
      @JorgeCastro-hz6fm 3 роки тому +52

      After hearing this, I can't blame it.

    • @slendy9600
      @slendy9600 3 роки тому +76

      This SCP and the Foundations bizarre decision to keep testing it causes more defectors to the chaos insurgency than any ideological differences, you cant change my mind

    • @vXArchonXv
      @vXArchonXv 3 роки тому +25

      Did I just hear "JOINING CHAOS"?!

    • @Avarice297
      @Avarice297 3 роки тому +10

      @@slendy9600 Most SCPs are tested three or more times. First experience, get a better look when ready, and try to replicate the experience is often how it goes down.
      It's important though for the safety of the staff that they know as much as they can know. Without these tests there would be more innocent people killed or hurt by SCPs.

    • @anonymus5637
      @anonymus5637 3 роки тому +2

      @@vXArchonXv Oh, no. Not to you, Heretics to The Imperium, but *other* forces of Chaos

  • @shortsandwich5573
    @shortsandwich5573 3 роки тому +593

    This is the pestilence. Why didn’t you let me cure it

    • @professorsad7195
      @professorsad7195 3 роки тому +47

      YES PLEASE MR PLAGUE DOCTOR MAN, PURGE THIS EVIL FROM REALITY

    • @darkestlune9580
      @darkestlune9580 3 роки тому +9

      How would you kill it? Kill the dog? Destroy the machine? How would you?

    • @professorsad7195
      @professorsad7195 3 роки тому +28

      Simple, administer the cure

    • @codieneshark2718
      @codieneshark2718 3 роки тому +8

      Professor Sad he’s just build different

    • @shortsandwich5573
      @shortsandwich5573 3 роки тому +15

      My cure is most effective

  • @IceBankMiceElf_873
    @IceBankMiceElf_873 3 роки тому +77

    When you realize object class stands for how easily contained they are and not by how dangerous they are.

  • @Couscous53
    @Couscous53 3 роки тому +62

    I saw “puppy” and “safe” together in the same sentence and assumed this was a good SCP. Oh, how wrong was I.

  • @lordcthulhu9259
    @lordcthulhu9259 3 роки тому +1438

    So many people were expecting something wholesome..... guess everyone was *very* wrong.

    • @Fulgrim2
      @Fulgrim2 3 роки тому +32

      Yeah, I gave up watching, this shit is beyond depressing.

    • @DWSP101
      @DWSP101 3 роки тому +7

      How is it depressing there's cookies

    • @Destroyer2150
      @Destroyer2150 3 роки тому +20

      I demand a termination order for this one.
      It's too brutal to be alive.

    • @Mo10tov
      @Mo10tov 3 роки тому +4

      @@Destroyer2150 can't guy even said that they've tried to hurt it and it can't be hurt

    • @baconlovingvampire4523
      @baconlovingvampire4523 3 роки тому

      Yep that's me

  • @nightknight-7768
    @nightknight-7768 3 роки тому +817

    I know it’s terrible but the “please no kill puppy” request was amazing. It really went “ok..”

    • @ermatacoos6736
      @ermatacoos6736 3 роки тому +85

      But, it's also sad because no one used that choice before or there would have been a noise indicating it was previously used.

    • @gameinsane4718
      @gameinsane4718 3 роки тому +29

      @@ermatacoos6736 to be fair, a machine that asks you to choose a way to kill a puppy, makes it happen, and if it’s not actually lethal decides to bludgeon it to death anyways… I’d be a little hesitant to try it. A literally box of death isn’t high on the list of things I want to piss off, mainly out of fear of being next

    • @Crow_Smith
      @Crow_Smith 2 роки тому +8

      I wonder how many other players were like ".. well shit we could've NOT killed the puppy?"

    • @ATFprdepartment
      @ATFprdepartment 2 роки тому +10

      “Ok…”
      *bludgeons a cat instead*
      “Here have a cracker”

  • @Tabby3456
    @Tabby3456 3 роки тому +128

    SCP: explain murder method of this puppy!
    Dr. Siddell: The Judicial System
    Me: *wheezes in american*

  • @V3rminous
    @V3rminous 3 роки тому +11

    That chuckle at the puppies wearing suits at 10:47
    Dark humor at its peak

  • @kylesimpson2657
    @kylesimpson2657 3 роки тому +1936

    This is truly the most horrible SCP to ever exist, I mean come on, raisin cookies

    • @justsometoiletpaper6755
      @justsometoiletpaper6755 3 роки тому +23

      Ikr

    • @mbg8733
      @mbg8733 3 роки тому +57

      The people using this machine deserve raisin cookies

    • @jsoto9795
      @jsoto9795 3 роки тому +41

      @@mbg8733 no one deserves raisin cookies

    • @mbg8733
      @mbg8733 3 роки тому +11

      Jessica S are you saying that people that kill puppies in terrible ways do not deserve raisins in their cookies.
      If so, then you’re wrong.

    • @HogW1ld385
      @HogW1ld385 3 роки тому +6

      Those aren’t raisins. They just tell you they are

  • @dunamisd
    @dunamisd 3 роки тому +789

    Object class: safe
    Me: “oh nice”
    Me several minutes later: “NOT SAFE. NOT. SAFE.”

    • @dunamisd
      @dunamisd 3 роки тому +6

      @prince ah yes but also yes however yes and even so yes.

    • @kailed_byhitmen7445
      @kailed_byhitmen7445 3 роки тому +10

      Just because they are easy to contain... Does not mean they are "safe"

    • @bearsaroundhere
      @bearsaroundhere 3 роки тому +19

      Object class is based on how easy it is to contain. A button that upon being pressed instantly kills the user, that can be placed inside a box, is safe. It won't break containment. A kitten that teleports randomly every fifteen minutes is a keter. Doesn't present any immediate threat but can't be contained

    • @DTheAustralian
      @DTheAustralian 3 роки тому +4

      @@kailed_byhitmen7445
      That is literally what “safe” means though.

    • @levil7903
      @levil7903 3 роки тому +6

      @@DTheAustralian Object class is based upon how easy it is to contain. Just because it's labeled safe, doesn't mean it's safe.

  • @Randomguy-sn1yz
    @Randomguy-sn1yz 3 роки тому +17

    "Mummy, can I watch a video about a puppy machine?
    "Sure, Timmy, what could go wrong?"

  • @aquaticengineer
    @aquaticengineer 3 роки тому +15

    The author for this scp also wrote "yet another murder monster"
    50/50 evil/wholesome

  • @emerynyx9310
    @emerynyx9310 3 роки тому +676

    I feel bad for everyone that think it just makes puppies, you poor innocent souls.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 3 роки тому +7

      that was me...i need to go watch 999

    • @emerynyx9310
      @emerynyx9310 3 роки тому +14

      @Grima the Fell Dragon exactly, and the fact that the logs jump up into the HUNDREDS

    • @badjuju2721
      @badjuju2721 3 роки тому +2

      :(

    • @emerynyx9310
      @emerynyx9310 3 роки тому +5

      @Devon Cooke oh dear. you're in for a surprise. Don't look any further into it, please

    • @clearhit
      @clearhit 3 роки тому +3

      @@emerynyx9310 but what does it dooooo. I want puppies

  • @the_free_timer5011
    @the_free_timer5011 3 роки тому +613

    Good to see Millar dislikes puppies being drowned and the "Love" death, but likes puppies playing court.

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt 3 роки тому +77

      Hey without the hanging puppies playing cort would of been cute

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 3 роки тому +14

      @@Blue-fg8vt would've, would have

    • @guidomista2570
      @guidomista2570 3 роки тому +15

      Puppies in lil costumes would be cute as hell

    • @doge8825
      @doge8825 3 роки тому

      @@joevenespineli6389 I don’t understand if you’re a grammar nazi (in which case screw you) or if you’re just agreeing with him

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 3 роки тому +5

      @@doge8825 Both. But yeah screw me, I deserve it.

  • @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA
    @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA 3 роки тому +20

    9:56 When he said "goddammit"
    I felt that one

  • @thehero8229
    @thehero8229 3 роки тому +13

    That’s it, I’m calling John Wick.

    • @SeBa-xb3jn
      @SeBa-xb3jn 3 місяці тому

      He blew up the machine half an hour ago.

  • @fatalduchessdineondirt6629
    @fatalduchessdineondirt6629 3 роки тому +1290

    Me, watching the video: “Aw! A machine that anomalously produces puppies, how nice for a change!”
    Me, halfway through the video: “Oh. Well. I’m just gonna go cry in this corner now, ok?”

    • @Qcstoned
      @Qcstoned 3 роки тому +15

      It still does produce infinite puppies tho

    • @fatalduchessdineondirt6629
      @fatalduchessdineondirt6629 3 роки тому +15

      Qcstoned Yeah, but how does infinite puppies matter when they are always going to face a severe and harsh death? Wish “Please No Kill Dog” was always an option (minus the cat bludgeoning).

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 3 роки тому +5

      I WAS gonna show this to my sister... But of COURSE it had to be evil...

    • @maxthereapernephilim2416
      @maxthereapernephilim2416 3 роки тому +4

      @@fatalduchessdineondirt6629 I HATE this SCP! Throw it into a pit of HELLFIRE!!!!

    • @lucasoftail
      @lucasoftail 3 роки тому +3

      only made it to 6:51 before I reached my maximum NOPE level

  • @Galaxydancer203
    @Galaxydancer203 3 роки тому +341

    “The puppy machine? Sounds cute. And, it’s safe class so that means this is probably one of the rare nice scps... oh. Oh no”

    • @amaikurusu188
      @amaikurusu188 2 роки тому +7

      Did the same mistake.

    • @gravit3a23
      @gravit3a23 2 роки тому +4

      Ikr

    • @TrueCicero
      @TrueCicero 2 роки тому +15

      Totally thought it’d be a machine that dispensed cute puppies. I’ve never been so wrong in my life 😭

    • @vilxux9752
      @vilxux9752 9 місяців тому +2

      Safe class only means that it is easy to contain. The SCP can still be horrible :D

  • @RainyDays808
    @RainyDays808 3 роки тому +28

    9:59
    i am offically disturbed. ive never heard him interup himself during a recording. Like theway he said "god dammit". Bruh he just sounded disturbed just by reading the log off.

    • @autobotCRSHR
      @autobotCRSHR 3 роки тому +1

      He does it several more times too! Lol
      Judicial System it sounded like he chuckled? Idk
      And with 'Love' request...

  • @brexo3175
    @brexo3175 3 роки тому +10

    “Yeah, you totally going to hell for this, play again?”

  • @dominikwilliams1703
    @dominikwilliams1703 3 роки тому +436

    I need an amnestic after this. Who the hell makes a machine that kills puppies.

    • @Makar_The_Delver
      @Makar_The_Delver 3 роки тому +30

      A crazy cat lady.

    • @thebananaboy9104
      @thebananaboy9104 3 роки тому +28

      I'm willing to bet The Factory is behind this

    • @dawndayton9937
      @dawndayton9937 3 роки тому +17

      @@Makar_The_Delver no animal lovers do this even if they didn't like puppies

    • @Makar_The_Delver
      @Makar_The_Delver 3 роки тому +11

      Patrick Ancona, Trust me, there are some f***ed up people in the world who would do this kind of crap.

    • @ridleykiller1994
      @ridleykiller1994 3 роки тому

      Problem is, if you forget the method you tried you might get it bludgeoned next time

  • @jonaszpawlacz756
    @jonaszpawlacz756 3 роки тому +482

    Nuclear explosion
    D-class terminated mid sentence
    idk why, but it got me laughing hard

    • @thebananaboy9104
      @thebananaboy9104 3 роки тому +9

      Serves them right

    • @uncleseamus4289
      @uncleseamus4289 3 роки тому +28

      Ngl, If I was D-Class and had to do this. I'd would of done the same. Granted I would say Black Hole instead.

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 3 роки тому +1

      The D-class was not terminated, you people are stupid.

    • @nikolairostov3326
      @nikolairostov3326 3 роки тому +2

      @@maxdrags3115 it says he was.

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 3 роки тому

      @@nikolairostov3326 Yea, I was wrong.

  • @elisheva1753
    @elisheva1753 2 роки тому +25

    When I heard about a puppy with a claw machine this isn't what my mind went to immediately. I get the horror in this SCP is humans and stuff, but I feel like it is a bit gratuitous. I mean, imagine if it were such as there was a puppy inside, stuck, and you could try to remove him with the claw, and the claw would always open just enough for the puppy to fall at the last time. Growing to know the dog, through the glass, the keeper being there to take care of him, trying when he could (maybe once every day), always failing.
    Seems way more horrible to me written that way.

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 2 роки тому +5

      That is so sad! Honestly I think both are good. I love this idea.

    • @CodeguruX
      @CodeguruX Рік тому

      Okay. So don't do it. Errant emotions are the fault of the person having them.

  • @theinternetpolice2078
    @theinternetpolice2078 3 роки тому +51

    Fun fact: someone said "Sans Undertale" into this thing.

    • @ryandeson
      @ryandeson 3 роки тому +6

      Was it Bright?

    • @theinternetpolice2078
      @theinternetpolice2078 3 роки тому +7

      @@ryandeson No, but iirc the extended log has the names of everyone who used it

    • @jillie_boe_legweak2487
      @jillie_boe_legweak2487 3 роки тому +4

      Only valid answer

    • @jinxlover321
      @jinxlover321 3 роки тому +8

      someone also said "ZA WARUDO" onto this thing.
      edit: apparently someone said "random crit" onto it and it made a tf2 reference, and Dr. white was about to say scp 682 onto it but he was punched in the month and banned from testing scp 1459.
      edit 2: apparently theres a lot of funny stuff, including minecraft references.

    • @viktordickinson7844
      @viktordickinson7844 2 роки тому +4

      All of these comments represent why most people left this whole project. Annoying weebs and band kids flooded the shit.

  • @thelivingglitch1371
    @thelivingglitch1371 3 роки тому +323

    To paraphrase a comment on this SCP’s discussion forums.
    “We have numerous reviews and attempts about people using a machine that literally kills puppies. It has exactly ONE downvote. There is something seriously wrong with us as a community.”

    • @thelivingglitch1371
      @thelivingglitch1371 3 роки тому +29

      Aryan Patil I’m not sensitive to this. Again: I’m paraphrasing someone else’s comment on this SCP’s discussion page.

    • @soup3704
      @soup3704 3 роки тому +29

      Our community’s a dark one. Luckily and Unluckily, it makes for some good stories

    • @thelivingglitch1371
      @thelivingglitch1371 3 роки тому

      BLU Spy Like Cassy.

    • @Gray963
      @Gray963 3 роки тому +4

      As one of SCP’s biggest and longest fans... I agree

    • @Crecross
      @Crecross 3 роки тому +3

      SCP community is full of kids and retards

  • @cjackson508
    @cjackson508 3 роки тому +351

    This thing kills puppies and dispenses oatmeal raisin cookies.... It needs to be classified as keter

    • @XxWhitewolfxX-go6tj
      @XxWhitewolfxX-go6tj 3 роки тому +20

      Apollyon*

    • @supe4701
      @supe4701 3 роки тому +28

      I know you’re trying to make a bad joke but that isn’t how classes work

    • @pinkfurret6245
      @pinkfurret6245 3 роки тому +7

      Keter just means it's guaranteed to escape the facility, if it's even containable.

    • @supe4701
      @supe4701 3 роки тому +11

      PinkFurret More like it hard to contain and it likely gonna escape containment if we mess up once.

    • @XxWhitewolfxX-go6tj
      @XxWhitewolfxX-go6tj 3 роки тому +2

      @@supe4701 we're well aware of how they work, but you gotta comment about how that's not how it works

  • @wanfu5634
    @wanfu5634 3 роки тому +10

    "...and that's how I started drinking Everclear straight from the bottle."

  • @tree2800
    @tree2800 2 роки тому +2

    Once you think about it, whoever managed to terminate the d-class mid sentence has a mad quick draw

  • @wren5962
    @wren5962 3 роки тому +474

    I feel sorry for maintenance technician Valera, she clearly didn’t want to harm them

    • @jordand9037
      @jordand9037 3 роки тому +54

      I have the feeling she doesn't remember anything anyway

    • @krishanubanerjee6955
      @krishanubanerjee6955 2 роки тому +12

      And she even succeeded in at least ONE instance!

  • @malta7406
    @malta7406 3 роки тому +108

    Honestly the most sadistic part is that it has the ability to choose and produce the perfect cookie for you, the exact taste you’d like most, and it still chooses to give you whatever you like the least.

    • @morgantrias3103
      @morgantrias3103 6 місяців тому

      But it DOES make your favourite type of puppy. For balance.

  • @dayronmackay1737
    @dayronmackay1737 3 роки тому +22

    So far the SCP foundation rabbit hole I've been going into has been nothing more than a fair reminder that the human mind creates truly evil things..... and I'm obsessed with it.

  • @OnexGray
    @OnexGray 3 роки тому +3

    That "drowning in puppies" round even got Volgun to break character for a second... holy shit

  • @carto4028
    @carto4028 3 роки тому +313

    I see your ashtray is empty, glad you stopped smoking.

    • @LavLightKnight
      @LavLightKnight 3 роки тому +10

      Oh god you could ask for smoking in this SCP

    • @cardboardethymith3893
      @cardboardethymith3893 3 роки тому +10

      @@LavLightKnight chain smoker dog

    • @Bindleton
      @Bindleton 3 роки тому +4

      I need a fucking cigarette after listening to this

    • @Itiswhatitisnt2
      @Itiswhatitisnt2 3 роки тому

      Sir it’s animated so......

    • @Bindleton
      @Bindleton 3 роки тому +3

      @@Itiswhatitisnt2 So you're telling me this isn't real?!?

  • @gravymanz54
    @gravymanz54 3 роки тому +555

    Dr Yeetley might be the most evil singular person in the SCP universe

    • @xxXBig_BenXxx
      @xxXBig_BenXxx 3 роки тому +47

      Well, her last name can only say so much

    • @tilaNmanx
      @tilaNmanx 3 роки тому +36

      I kinda love how they progressively get more creative tho

    • @them3lon8r72
      @them3lon8r72 3 роки тому +16

      not even sure if bright would do this crap

    • @VioletQueenofToasters
      @VioletQueenofToasters 3 роки тому +3

      Either evil or traumatized.

    • @deoxtroy802
      @deoxtroy802 3 роки тому +10

      Dr. Yeetly them into the sun

  • @timothynobles823
    @timothynobles823 3 роки тому +5

    The actual SCP reading on the wiki is pretty hilarious. The staff treat it as an actual game.

  • @GuyWhoWatchesStuff
    @GuyWhoWatchesStuff 3 роки тому +6

    *munches on cookie I found in the lab* this tastes good, where did you get then
    SCP scientist:

  • @norka5185
    @norka5185 3 роки тому +440

    "In the most painless way possible, while the lady in the red dress answers my questions completely and honestly in ways I understand for as long as I desire."

    • @amelias._
      @amelias._ 2 роки тому +23

      the foundation needs to hire this guy

    • @redgroupclan
      @redgroupclan 2 роки тому +14

      Fucks sake, where's the experiment log for this??

    • @crazy338866
      @crazy338866 2 роки тому +33

      "SCP-1459 played a sound indicating the method of extermination has already been used"

    • @madeliner1682
      @madeliner1682 Рік тому

      Yeah, if I was shown a puppy and had to choose a death for them my first choice would be "old age"

  • @rednaxelawilliams3176
    @rednaxelawilliams3176 3 роки тому +333

    Not gonna lie, this is the ONLY SCP I've grimaced and almost been sick at the thought of these deaths.

    • @skyriver9525
      @skyriver9525 3 роки тому +11

      I hated this one when I first read about it, and even cried. Now, I just die inside. Here is a hand to hold, since I can't find a hug emoji. ✋

    • @haphazardlark1502
      @haphazardlark1502 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah, honestly there are enough wholesome scps that it’s not unreasonable going in blind to expect this to be one of them, and it’s kind of an awful twist. Like, cool, thought this would be a nice story to wind down to and instead I can’t get my brain to stop looping the footage of my dog dying in front of me as a kid. Cool and fun video, definitely worth the goof. Gonna go enjoy the nightmares now I guess.

    • @Fulgrim2
      @Fulgrim2 3 роки тому +4

      I gave up watching and I’ve sat through both readings of the damn Yule man...

    • @mask_vids9834
      @mask_vids9834 3 роки тому +1

      I’ve been sick at the thought of the person who would make such a horrible device.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 3 роки тому

      @@skyriver9525 🤗

  • @sebastianvazquez2242
    @sebastianvazquez2242 2 роки тому +4

    Going in already having read this SCP made the thumbnail with SAFE plastered next to a puppy so much funnier

  • @topsmug3409
    @topsmug3409 3 роки тому +5

    "Death by blender" ohh boy, I cringed really hard at that one.

  • @jasoncuriale8613
    @jasoncuriale8613 3 роки тому +619

    The SCP foundation has done some terrible things, but this? Hellfire for all

  • @ionic247
    @ionic247 3 роки тому +207

    Haven't seen or heard this yet, but I really want this to be the key to a better world: a world of mass produced puppies frolicking around.

    • @ionic247
      @ionic247 3 роки тому +93

      Oh god, a third of the way through and I can see I was horribly wrong.

    • @Ghostrnaut
      @Ghostrnaut 3 роки тому +11

      This is so sad why do they have to die what purpose does this thing serve

    • @rachelsyverson6992
      @rachelsyverson6992 3 роки тому +15

      Why are they still testing it

    • @DeflatedpandaBro
      @DeflatedpandaBro 3 роки тому +13

      Oh my g- YOUR COMMENT WAS MISLEADING! YOU WERE WRONG! THE WORLD IS DARK AND CRUEL! 😭

    • @skysoldier31
      @skysoldier31 3 роки тому +1

      Nope, Chuck Testa.

  • @AntennaAngel
    @AntennaAngel 3 роки тому +8

    "Transcend to a higher state thereby destroying its physical body"
    *plays a sound to indicate this has already been used*

  • @xDragonHybridx
    @xDragonHybridx Рік тому +2

    Dr Yeetly: Death by blender.
    SCP-1459: *Will it blend? That is the question.*

  • @andrewmcgraw4811
    @andrewmcgraw4811 3 роки тому +147

    ...This is one of those SCPs that makes you wonder if the Global Occult Coalition are really in the wrong.

    • @LavLightKnight
      @LavLightKnight 3 роки тому +6

      They aren’t right, and neither is the SCO foundation. But if GOC showed up they’d destroy it and kill infinite puppies

    • @quazar3640
      @quazar3640 3 роки тому +5

      @@LavLightKnight the puppies are produced anomalously. It probably wouldn't result in any deaths.

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 3 роки тому +3

      @@quazar3640 True, but given that the GOC is unable to do anything correctly, that would happen

  • @ethanmendiola3070
    @ethanmendiola3070 3 роки тому +417

    "Puppy Machine"
    "SAFE"
    These are true but hell, this is sadistic.
    200+ EXPERIMENTS!
    WHAT THE HELL SCP FOUNDATION!

    • @mistertaz94
      @mistertaz94 3 роки тому +23

      It's all for the greater good

    • @EmilioReyes_97
      @EmilioReyes_97 3 роки тому +29

      @@mistertaz94 Or to satisfy curiosity

    • @shaderock
      @shaderock 3 роки тому +24

      @@EmilioReyes_97 SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD!

    • @energyhammer2342
      @energyhammer2342 3 роки тому +5

      Just think how many attempts have there been on 682's and 096's life

    • @alanmarcelinosantos5338
      @alanmarcelinosantos5338 3 роки тому +4

      @@shaderock puppies to the puppies throne!

  • @Fable999
    @Fable999 3 роки тому +9

    I clicked this thinking it was going to be wholesome 😭

  • @tibo6749
    @tibo6749 2 роки тому

    Loved the personal inputs and comments here. Hope to hear them some more in other videos

  • @floppaquest4916
    @floppaquest4916 3 роки тому +207

    Imagine doing this and saying “atleast I get a cookie” and then you get a raisin cookie

    • @memegod6750
      @memegod6750 3 роки тому +5

      Unless you for some reason like raisin

    • @stuff5757
      @stuff5757 3 роки тому +13

      @@memegod6750 I mean, I like raisins

    • @lydiaharding2674
      @lydiaharding2674 3 роки тому +3

      if for some god-forsaken reason I played this, I would probably get like, a sugar cookie. Raisins are tasty, but honestly I like most cookies anyway

    • @dairoleon2682
      @dairoleon2682 3 роки тому

      @@memegod6750 It says that the player gets whatever kind of cookie they like the least.

    • @memegod6750
      @memegod6750 3 роки тому +3

      @@dairoleon2682 psycopaths that like all cookies: i have no such weakness

  • @ghostwater9070
    @ghostwater9070 3 роки тому +134

    I legit thought that this machine was just gonna make infinite puppies and not kill them horrifically

    • @robertbeauchamp4031
      @robertbeauchamp4031 3 роки тому +3

      Thats what I was hoping for...and then I remembered who I was watching.

    • @eeyuup
      @eeyuup 3 роки тому

      I mean it does in fact make infinite puppies. It's just what it does with them that's awful.

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 3 роки тому +1

      *WHAT IN THE SECURED, CONTAINED, PROTECTED, %$#@?!*

    • @remusstop-motion2796
      @remusstop-motion2796 3 роки тому +2

      ATTENTION. GLOBAL OCCULT COALITION HAS BREACHED IN THE FACILITY TO RETRIEVE AND DESTROY SCP - 1459.

    • @60sSam
      @60sSam 3 роки тому

      You must be new here.
      .....
      Oh? Well yes, it is kind of obvious actually. People who are new don't realize it right away but everything here, yes even the things that are marked as "Safe", are all actually trying to kill you in some way. Just because it is marked "Safe" doesn't mean it won't attack you psychologically.
      .....
      Look, you work here long enough and you'll really start to understand why our motto is Secure. Contain. Protect. Secure it from wherever we found it and bring it to a location where we can contain it from the public and protect everyone we possibly can from the effects. To make this real short, if they ask you if you want an amnestic, just say yes. You'll actually get some sleep that way.....maybe. Well, good luck!

  • @genghisdingus
    @genghisdingus 3 роки тому +43

    Player: Me
    Statement: "Schrodinger"

    • @deathhog
      @deathhog 3 роки тому +17

      A bust of Schrodinger is dispensed, breaking the dog's femur. Dog proceeds to bleed out over the course of twelve minutes.

  • @groundbreaker91
    @groundbreaker91 3 роки тому +3

    "Aw, this looks nice..."
    *10 minutes in*
    "...This is the _entire_ _video?!"_

  • @wrelaxcliffgaming6330
    @wrelaxcliffgaming6330 3 роки тому +111

    “Many animals were harmed in the making of this video.”

  • @Hamun002
    @Hamun002 3 роки тому +185

    "Love and provide for this dog until it passes from natural causes"
    I win.

    • @widdershins3785
      @widdershins3785 3 роки тому +35

      That was tried, and granted. I believe its insinuated that's how this was found and captured. Some citizen came across it, did as told and when they got sick of killing the puppy and filling out the usual methods tried the "die from old age" option. Which means that this machine stood alone for a long while, unresponsive with an adult dog in it as people walked past it until it came to Foundation attention that maybe a sealed-case dog was a little strange.

    • @LavLightKnight
      @LavLightKnight 3 роки тому +13

      I think you can do it, if you are hyper specific. Add words that make sense but also don’t change anything really. Love and provide for the puppy until it gets a major injury during old age

    • @skoonthatraccoonskunkguy3865
      @skoonthatraccoonskunkguy3865 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah... this thing is deliberstly sadistic, I think it will make you regret it regsrdless... Likely it will do something like choose a dog breed known to need lots of excersise and socilization and make it live alone in the box small box for its entire life and then the dog will get sick or something and keep it alive even past that as long as it could just to extend the suffering and then throw it all in your face.

    • @lazerpie101
      @lazerpie101 3 роки тому +4

      the dog starts to age and hunch over rapidly, it's eyes start to go grey. It's skin starts to slack, it wimpers for help. The dog then starts to rot, you can smell it, but you can only watch. The machine the dispences a stale oatmeal raisin cookie

    • @Colddirector
      @Colddirector 3 роки тому +4

      @@skoonthatraccoonskunkguy3865 Humanely kill the dog in such a way that permanently neutralizes SCP-1459.

  • @dreadnought1990
    @dreadnought1990 3 роки тому +5

    scp about killing puppy and sees the amount of experiment
    "Give me A class amnestics "

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 3 роки тому +6

    Why did no one think of “destruction of this machine” or “the destruction of SCP-1459”

    • @malachiluna9777
      @malachiluna9777 3 роки тому +4

      The latter would probably summon a miniature verizon of SCP-1459 that would explode. The former however, has potential.

  • @ajmeyers5661
    @ajmeyers5661 3 роки тому +345

    I'd like to find the author and ask them, "who hurt you?"

    • @Jaden_The_Celestial
      @Jaden_The_Celestial 3 роки тому +33

      They were obviously a cat person...

    • @LittIeRoo
      @LittIeRoo 3 роки тому +17

      @@Jaden_The_Celestial final recorded test doe....

    • @pancakeerobotee6685
      @pancakeerobotee6685 3 роки тому +2

      @@LittIeRoo yikes

    • @nightwarper1760
      @nightwarper1760 3 роки тому +5

      Probably a human killing machine built by a bunch of puppies.

    • @dytamic
      @dytamic 3 роки тому +6

      it's actually tied to SCP-001 Proposal: A Good Boy.
      you might wanna contact the guy who wrote that.

  • @Fede_99
    @Fede_99 3 роки тому +264

    SCP 1459: kills puppies
    SCP 682: I love this game

    • @sambob8019
      @sambob8019 3 роки тому +21

      SCP-682 was the only one that got a cookie it liked

    • @lorddog7249
      @lorddog7249 3 роки тому +11

      He'd probably hate it because there's always more puppies

    • @kunalkorag
      @kunalkorag 3 роки тому +6

      Scp 682: is there a version were you kill humans?
      If there is one then 682 will be contained as it will be distracted.

    • @TaoScribble
      @TaoScribble 3 роки тому +1

      @@kunalkorag When they said to not kill the dog, it got a cat. Just keep going through animals until only humans are left.

  • @robotic5644
    @robotic5644 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you so much this was a very underrated and fresh scp

  • @dreammirrorbrony1240
    @dreammirrorbrony1240 3 роки тому +6

    Yeah...my recommendation is drop this one in the sun.

  • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
    @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 3 роки тому +179

    I love that the company’s name is “you will totally go to hell for this”
    Oh, and I hate that the foundation is supposed to be the good guys after killing some 500 or so puppies for nearly no reason for most of em.

    • @oweng8895
      @oweng8895 3 роки тому +20

      Well, it's assumed the machine manifests these puppies and there's no way to get them out, so is it really killing a puppy?

    • @Armando09Z
      @Armando09Z 3 роки тому +40

      I've always considered the foundation as a means to an end that may or may not ever come. Calling them good guys is a stretch, they have pretty shitty people. They're just willing to do whatever it takes to do exactly what their name implies which sometimes takes shitty people. While humanity lives on happily none the wiser.

    • @Not_Lilly42
      @Not_Lilly42 3 роки тому +8

      @@oweng8895 but It's also possible that they are teleported from somewhere else

    • @willcousiniii2481
      @willcousiniii2481 3 роки тому +28

      How could you ever think the SCP Foundation were good guys? The organization as a whole is definitely of neutral alignment. Hell, one could make a case for the organization being neutral evil. Not only do they take criminals to become D class, but Innocents as well...

    • @themightymcb7310
      @themightymcb7310 3 роки тому +4

      Actually, their name is "Yeah, we're totally going to hell for this"

  • @MrSzaman12
    @MrSzaman12 3 роки тому +127

    I feel like the true victim of this SCP (and the whole fundation) was maintenence technician Valera.

    • @gibertofreitas7300
      @gibertofreitas7300 3 роки тому +12

      @Thomas Lewis i was thinking more of her mental health and sanity since she had to see many dogs dies in horrible ways but yeah she probably ate alot of cookies or not since it is not stated she ate em all

    • @widdershins3785
      @widdershins3785 3 роки тому +12

      That's the interesting thing. It's cited they chose specifically them long before they seemingly came in contact with it on the grounds that Valera couldn't come up with results that would be escalated bad enough to breach containment. By "maintenance technician", I feel the Foundation basically means janitor and not a member of the Foundation.
      ... I think it's insinuated MT Valera has... "mental restrictions." Whether that was prior to watching puppies get murdered is up to you.

    • @gibertofreitas7300
      @gibertofreitas7300 3 роки тому +4

      @Lord Inquisitor Shadowlord she needs a rly good one then

    • @laurenmosley9008
      @laurenmosley9008 2 роки тому

      @@widdershins3785 I just thought she was an older janitor (the "no kill dog" sounded more like English as a second language than intellectual disability to me) and the Foundation needed someone without the fucked up imagination of so many researchers, nor the criminal history and past trauma(s) of a D class. She was the closest to a civilian they could get from within the Foundation.

  • @DolusVulpes
    @DolusVulpes 2 роки тому +3

    Nothing tells you what kind of people your coworkers are quite as well as seeing them walk out of SCP 1459's Containment chamber with a cookie.

  • @morallygary9098
    @morallygary9098 3 роки тому +4

    Can we just address the fact that Dr. Yeatly presumably did this 230 times before he couldn’t take it anymore?

    • @TheSimpleMan454
      @TheSimpleMan454 Рік тому

      Or until someone made him stop and replaced him...

  • @submanusn3692
    @submanusn3692 3 роки тому +123

    Brought to you by : Yeah, We're Totally Going To Hell For This.

    • @agentmark4499
      @agentmark4499 3 роки тому +2

      After that there is no doubt for that

    • @withedoter6277
      @withedoter6277 3 роки тому +1

      Bold of you to assume that hell doesn't have a restraining order on me.
      ... As well as heaven.

    • @salhb737tm2
      @salhb737tm2 3 роки тому

      Y.W.T.G.T.H.F.T

  • @newbiegamelover4767
    @newbiegamelover4767 3 роки тому +156

    I love how we have all these highly dangerous SCPs that could easily destroy the world, and here we've got a mostly harmless SCP that manages to be even more upsetting than all of those combined just by producing life for the soul purpose of destroying it.
    Also, I hope the author for this was just being a sadist and not actually killing puppies.

    • @ShatteredAutomaton
      @ShatteredAutomaton 8 місяців тому

      Not gonna lie. The mannequin had me fucked up though

  • @Lubetube111
    @Lubetube111 3 роки тому

    okay i reecently fell down the scp rabbit hole .. so far this channels scp stories is number 2

  • @JonathanSladkoTV
    @JonathanSladkoTV 3 роки тому +2

    “My bare hands” sounds like a good way to loose your hands.

  • @raccoonwithacomputer1677
    @raccoonwithacomputer1677 3 роки тому +217

    Yo, Dr. Yeatley is kind of a sick bastard. He just sat there, playing the game over and over again. Really makes ya think about a person.

    • @theoneandonlyloser8111
      @theoneandonlyloser8111 3 роки тому +21

      Notice how he stopped though, he probably was just sitting there, studying, and even someone as messed up as him decided it was enough.

    • @maroonweaboo
      @maroonweaboo 3 роки тому +20

      He must be demoted to D-class, immediately

    • @theoneandonlyloser8111
      @theoneandonlyloser8111 3 роки тому +3

      @@maroonweaboo true

    • @simple6838
      @simple6838 3 роки тому +8

      Dr. Yeatley should be put in the femur breaker.

    • @stevenbrown5246
      @stevenbrown5246 3 роки тому +9

      Doctor was probably hungry. The machine may produce cookies you don't like, but they're probably baked pretty well
      That being said, you're not wrong

  • @KumoThespood
    @KumoThespood 3 роки тому +317

    As someone who has read this before... I feel bad for the people that have not read this.
    ALSO A COOKIE IS NOT WORTH IT!

    • @hobbes4011
      @hobbes4011 3 роки тому +6

      Ngl I was not prepared for this

    • @rachelsyverson6992
      @rachelsyverson6992 3 роки тому +7

      I'd rather die than be used to test this machine

    • @Sircreepington9th
      @Sircreepington9th 3 роки тому +21

      Plus, it’s the type of cookie the person has the least amount of interest in. EVEN LESS WORTH

    • @jamescustodio3094
      @jamescustodio3094 3 роки тому +7

      @@rachelsyverson6992 Termination request granted. Thank you D-110896

    • @rachelsyverson6992
      @rachelsyverson6992 3 роки тому +1

      @@jamescustodio3094 thank god

  • @Conduit_K
    @Conduit_K 3 роки тому

    This is one of your videos that should have way more views

  • @sammyruntz
    @sammyruntz 2 роки тому +1

    The good folks at "Yeah, we're totally going to hell for this" in partnership with Sugarcomb Confections. That's pretty clever.

  • @yphoenix5957
    @yphoenix5957 3 роки тому +91

    SCP Hell Gatekeeper: "So what horrible thing did you do to get here, kill a puppy? SCP-1459: "Yes."

    • @PedroOliveira-tq6zm
      @PedroOliveira-tq6zm 3 роки тому +6

      " a?"

    • @pootismaster2574
      @pootismaster2574 3 роки тому

      Not A puppy, many

    • @jaydale3814
      @jaydale3814 3 роки тому +1

      Nope... I killed 1459 puppies... And a few cats too

    • @CArcherOwl
      @CArcherOwl 3 роки тому

      Not “a”. “All.”

    • @maroonweaboo
      @maroonweaboo 3 роки тому +4

      Satan: what wh-
      SCP-1459: Yup
      Satan: Wait please tell me you're jokin-
      SCP-1459: *I SAID WE GOING HELL TODAY*

  • @JadeEye3314
    @JadeEye3314 3 роки тому +60

    I thought this was a puppy printer.. FUUUU-

  • @ShatteredAutomaton
    @ShatteredAutomaton 8 місяців тому

    I love the comments section of these videos. Not only great puns but also interesting takes on things that I hadn't thought of about what I just listened to.

  • @kgat2745
    @kgat2745 3 роки тому

    Most entertaining scp video so far

  • @lagartopunkarra
    @lagartopunkarra 3 роки тому +126

    This is the most evil SCP by a mile, even worse than the Scarlet King.
    A machine that kills puppies and then gives you a cookie with a flavour you dislike. The devil, I tell ya!

    • @apollyonnoctis1291
      @apollyonnoctis1291 3 роки тому +5

      Feed it to scp 682. Find whoever created this and slaughter them. Throw it into the sun.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 роки тому +4

      Yule man and this are the most disgusting and abhorrent SCPs

    • @memegod6750
      @memegod6750 3 роки тому +4

      No. The devil is this scps biggest fan

    • @thechainwarden
      @thechainwarden 3 роки тому +3

      Which is more evil? The machine? Or the people who keep using it?

    • @souledgekirby
      @souledgekirby 3 роки тому

      why? Why make this? This is probably the most useless SCP to exist.

  • @tgreaux5027
    @tgreaux5027 3 роки тому +53

    Best "Safe" class SCP ever written. Wow, I am just extremely impressed by this one! Great Job, and I hope to see more creative "Safe" SCPs in the future!

  • @benkayvfalsifier3817
    @benkayvfalsifier3817 3 роки тому +4

    I very much enjoyed the kitten and salty cracker part. My two suggestions of termination would be "by SCP-1459" and, depending on the average life span of produced breed, "to slowly die in a span of ( normal life span plus 5 years)" to see if it would produce a similar result of 'old age.'

  • @bruhmoment175
    @bruhmoment175 3 роки тому +3

    What if I said “when day breaks”