SCP-1459 │ The Puppy Machine │ Safe │ Ectoentropic SCP
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2020
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Item #: SCP-1459
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1459 is to be kept within a standard containment vault in Safe Wing-C of Sector-25. As of 05/16/██, only Level-1 Maintenance Technician Valera may view and interact with SCP-1459. MT Valera is to be presented with the opportunity to receive a mild amnestic to ameliorate emotional escalation between testing sessions. In the event that MT Valera becomes unavailable to perform further tests, a new individual is to be selected by the presiding on-site counselor.
By executive order, testing is to continue indefinitely.
Description: SCP-1459 is a modified claw crane arcade game machine that stands 2.3m x 1.2m x 1.5m. Like most machines of this variety, it has a central rectangular space with three clear walls on its front and sides, with a white plastic floor and back. However, SCP-1459 is unique in that the inner chamber has no chute where a prize would normally be dispensed.
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Yeah ... we're gonna need SCP-999 ... stat.
Can we let the GOC destroy this thing, please?
Nah, we need John Wick
@@th3d3storoy3r true.
I haven't seen the video yet. I'm already extremely worried.
Edit: oh... oh no...
@@helios_is_my_name and so you should be
If you ever feel useless, remember; The foundation has an ethics committee.
You do realise it was E Committee that did all this E.G 110 MONTUAK I don't know that one thing just disturbing.
It's the perfect joke because they approve everything and are technically can over rule o5 councils decisions
I didnt watch the video and went to the comments first now I'm scared
Edit:I finished watching and yeah you right
@Necron681 yes non cannon
there's the thought that they'd be even *worse* if they didn't have that
We all need a reminder that just because an SCP is “safe” does not always mean it’s good.
It means on how hard the scp is to contain
Its safe for people, nothing ever took animals in to consideration when making the classification
@@Medstr that's not what the classification system covers, it's just how difficult it is to contain it. This is certainly a safe scp.
A button that destroys the universe is a safe scp.
@@unfortunateimperial6019 very true, most of my knowledge comes from bits and peaces i hear as well as these videos, so theres a good chance im not entirly correct
@@Medstr yeah, the short and sweet version is what the community calls the "locked box test".
If you can just lock it in a box and never worry about it getting out, it's considered "safe".
If it's difficult to contain or predict, but not enough to justify a keter status, it's "euclid".
If it has an incredibly high chance of getting out if the box isn't constantly maintained, incredibly difficult to predict and extremely dangerous, it's "keter".
If the SCP itself is the box, it's "thaumiel".
Lastly, if the document's containment procedures are written like a post apocalyptic survival guide and/or it's already completely worldwide, it's probably "apollyon".
There's also explained and terminated, which are much more straightforward.
"Please no kill dog"
Machine treats the dog nice then vibechecks a cat with a sledgehammer and gave my mans a cracker
Jesus
Finna screenshot your comment and sent it to people with no context
@@wixdraco151 please do
I chuckled. Good show
I just about died from laughter when I first read that. 1459 always makes me laugh.
I misread the title and thought the machine said "WIN A COOCHIE"
Lol
That's just experiment with "Love" seen at 15:04
Same here
You gained a cat! But at what cost?
Same!
*before video*
Me: "A SAFE SCP that looks like it makes puppies. Sign me up"
*after video*
Me: "Where the fu*k are those amnestics"
**when your only starting the video and you see this comment** 👁👄👁
@@justchillingwannagetsomeco1504 ew a gen x
I thought that exact thing like, free puppies..yep.. but I won't lie, a lot of these are funny, especially the TV one if you ask me.
@@cleanwater3180 what I would have done, is say "by letting it out of the machine". What would it do?
If you'll excuse me, I think I need a hug from scp 999 for the next hour and a half.
anyone notice how Dr. Yeatley seemed to be having a bit too much fun with the puppy machine? the dude did like 40 games in a row.
"nah guys it's for science"
"I wonder what war crimes i forgot, somebody get me the Geneva Convention"
I hope the foundation has a bit too much fun with a hydraulic press on Dr. Yeatleys femur. Shes a physco and deserves to be put on the femur breaker.
I wonder if they were all the same day or if Yeatley took some breaks in between the games
He just wanted cookies
I think maybe the 40 skipped files are supposed to indicate 40 games where he tried the most obvious options and they'd already been tried?
I like how even the manufacturer's name is an acronym for "You will totally go to hell for this"
And the cookies. Theirs that old meme. Come to the dark side, we have cookies.
So it's probably trying to temp people into becoming desensitized, evil, and go to hell when they die
I think it might actually be, "Yeah, we're totally going to hell for this," to parallel the earlier, "Yeah, you're totally going to hell for this."
@teheqlles9036 You're right on the mark. These guys show up in a few other scps, where they use bureaucratohazards to create stores that kill people, and get away with it without question.
When a title is this cute, you know it’s gonna be something horrible
I made a simple amateur mistake and was not prepared for these contents
I was so young, so naive. "Oh!" I thought. "A Safe SCP that dispenses puppies! This will be delightful!" Pass the amnestics, I want to be the person I was 20 minutes ago again.
I was scouring to find out if this was about to be horrific
Oh god, I didn’t think it could get so bad. I teared up imagining the scenarios. I wonder what puppy would appear for me, I can’t imagine what my favorite breed would be. I’m just making myself sad hhhh
I watched the video with my best pupper sleeping next to me on the sofa and it was legit uncomfortable to think about.
Feels like this video could only have come out in 2020 😅
“Oh, this is awful, hopefully they’ve left it alone so it doesn’t hurt anymore puppies”
“Experiments logs”
*screams*
You missed the part where they said they'd be testing it indefinitely
Artemis Decion *screams louder*
@@bumblevee1232 And even if you get the machine to not kill the dog, it's just going to kill a cat in its place 😱
@@froggy2597 That trick only works once. Please No Kill Dog is now an option that's been used up.
@@PopeCocksmoker "ahh finally! I cheesed the syst- wait a cat?? HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"
14:12 I like the idea of the guard headshotting the D-Class subject mid sentence, as if he just knew that nothing good would come of what was about to happen.
I'm pretty sure that any test where a D-Class dares to utter the word "Thermonuclear" would have the exact same reaction. It's probably procedure by now
Either Dr. Yeatley watched 47 dogs get bludgeoned to death back to back, or one particular puppy was sitting around for ages, wagging its tail and getting to know the face of the human on the other side, knowing its voice, its mannerisms, and bonding with it in its own way, before its head was bitten off by a shark.
Either way my day is ruined.
The last one was actually pretty funny in a dark way
“Don’t kill the dog please”
“Okay ....”
*replaces dog with cat*
I wonder what would happen if you said "Please don't kill the dog or any other creature"
*pulls out robot dog*
P L A N T
micro-organism
@@stuff5757 Good question actually. Probably nothing will happen, and you will get no cookie for that.
Machine made for continuously killing puppies: "You're going to hell for this."
SCP Foundation: "yeah yeah heard it before, can you hurry up I have lunch in 30 minutes."
😆
"I work for the foundation, im practically already in hell"
"Should of joined the serpent's hand"
I mean free ice cream
It's called "running tests"
I would have said "supernova"
Guess I would have been terminated like the nuclear detonation guy
What? He wasn't terminated?
@@maxdrags3115 the D class that suggested "Nuclear Detonation" was terminated mid sentence by foundation personnel
@@thatguydownthestreat No they weren't.
Re-read it...
@@maxdrags3115 it says terminated mid-sentence and that the explosion was contained so the only logical way for him to be terminated is the foundation putting him down.
@@00wolfer00 And why would he be terminated?
For what reason?
That still makes no sense for fudge sakes.
What's even more disturbing than the scp is the amount of experiment logs on it.
“Testing is to be continued indefinitely.” Does the SCP foundation really have an ethics committee?
Yes, but do you really want know the details of their moral codes?
Do I need to remind you about the fact that the O5 council made the Chaos Insurgency as a fake splinter cell specifically created in order to bypass their own ethics committee? I mean, for Cthulhu's sake the committee is ran by an O5!
Let's go give them a real reason for getting one.
Could Dr. Bright be on the ethics committee?
The scientists are getting cookies, so its ok
I miss 18 minutes ago when I didn’t know this existed
You see, I get that. But are they really dogs?
Thank you for the warning. I will now proceed to not watch this particular video.
@@WhenToastersAttack np
What’s wrong with it
I’m going to have nightmares at least the last one killed a cat
9:58 i felt that soft "goddamnit" on a spiritual level
"safe puppy machine"
Me: oh cool, it probably makes puppies that are the cutest to the user that asked for a puppy.
*Video plays*
Me: Yeah I think I'm done with SCPs forever
Opa achei uma BR aki kkj
I thought it would dispense puppies 😢
I was hoping for unlimited puppy kisses 😢
My headcanon: THIS is why the Flesh That Hates hates us.
After hearing this, I can't blame it.
This SCP and the Foundations bizarre decision to keep testing it causes more defectors to the chaos insurgency than any ideological differences, you cant change my mind
Did I just hear "JOINING CHAOS"?!
@@slendy9600 Most SCPs are tested three or more times. First experience, get a better look when ready, and try to replicate the experience is often how it goes down.
It's important though for the safety of the staff that they know as much as they can know. Without these tests there would be more innocent people killed or hurt by SCPs.
@@vXArchonXv Oh, no. Not to you, Heretics to The Imperium, but *other* forces of Chaos
This is the pestilence. Why didn’t you let me cure it
YES PLEASE MR PLAGUE DOCTOR MAN, PURGE THIS EVIL FROM REALITY
How would you kill it? Kill the dog? Destroy the machine? How would you?
Simple, administer the cure
Professor Sad he’s just build different
My cure is most effective
When you realize object class stands for how easily contained they are and not by how dangerous they are.
I saw “puppy” and “safe” together in the same sentence and assumed this was a good SCP. Oh, how wrong was I.
So many people were expecting something wholesome..... guess everyone was *very* wrong.
Yeah, I gave up watching, this shit is beyond depressing.
How is it depressing there's cookies
I demand a termination order for this one.
It's too brutal to be alive.
@@Destroyer2150 can't guy even said that they've tried to hurt it and it can't be hurt
Yep that's me
I know it’s terrible but the “please no kill puppy” request was amazing. It really went “ok..”
But, it's also sad because no one used that choice before or there would have been a noise indicating it was previously used.
@@ermatacoos6736 to be fair, a machine that asks you to choose a way to kill a puppy, makes it happen, and if it’s not actually lethal decides to bludgeon it to death anyways… I’d be a little hesitant to try it. A literally box of death isn’t high on the list of things I want to piss off, mainly out of fear of being next
I wonder how many other players were like ".. well shit we could've NOT killed the puppy?"
“Ok…”
*bludgeons a cat instead*
“Here have a cracker”
SCP: explain murder method of this puppy!
Dr. Siddell: The Judicial System
Me: *wheezes in american*
That chuckle at the puppies wearing suits at 10:47
Dark humor at its peak
This is truly the most horrible SCP to ever exist, I mean come on, raisin cookies
Ikr
The people using this machine deserve raisin cookies
@@mbg8733 no one deserves raisin cookies
Jessica S are you saying that people that kill puppies in terrible ways do not deserve raisins in their cookies.
If so, then you’re wrong.
Those aren’t raisins. They just tell you they are
Object class: safe
Me: “oh nice”
Me several minutes later: “NOT SAFE. NOT. SAFE.”
@prince ah yes but also yes however yes and even so yes.
Just because they are easy to contain... Does not mean they are "safe"
Object class is based on how easy it is to contain. A button that upon being pressed instantly kills the user, that can be placed inside a box, is safe. It won't break containment. A kitten that teleports randomly every fifteen minutes is a keter. Doesn't present any immediate threat but can't be contained
@@kailed_byhitmen7445
That is literally what “safe” means though.
@@DTheAustralian Object class is based upon how easy it is to contain. Just because it's labeled safe, doesn't mean it's safe.
"Mummy, can I watch a video about a puppy machine?
"Sure, Timmy, what could go wrong?"
lmao
"We have a puppy video at home"
*THE PUPPY VIDEO AT HOME*
The author for this scp also wrote "yet another murder monster"
50/50 evil/wholesome
I feel bad for everyone that think it just makes puppies, you poor innocent souls.
that was me...i need to go watch 999
@Grima the Fell Dragon exactly, and the fact that the logs jump up into the HUNDREDS
:(
@Devon Cooke oh dear. you're in for a surprise. Don't look any further into it, please
@@emerynyx9310 but what does it dooooo. I want puppies
Good to see Millar dislikes puppies being drowned and the "Love" death, but likes puppies playing court.
Hey without the hanging puppies playing cort would of been cute
@@Blue-fg8vt would've, would have
Puppies in lil costumes would be cute as hell
@@joevenespineli6389 I don’t understand if you’re a grammar nazi (in which case screw you) or if you’re just agreeing with him
@@doge8825 Both. But yeah screw me, I deserve it.
9:56 When he said "goddammit"
I felt that one
That’s it, I’m calling John Wick.
He blew up the machine half an hour ago.
Me, watching the video: “Aw! A machine that anomalously produces puppies, how nice for a change!”
Me, halfway through the video: “Oh. Well. I’m just gonna go cry in this corner now, ok?”
It still does produce infinite puppies tho
Qcstoned Yeah, but how does infinite puppies matter when they are always going to face a severe and harsh death? Wish “Please No Kill Dog” was always an option (minus the cat bludgeoning).
I WAS gonna show this to my sister... But of COURSE it had to be evil...
@@fatalduchessdineondirt6629 I HATE this SCP! Throw it into a pit of HELLFIRE!!!!
only made it to 6:51 before I reached my maximum NOPE level
“The puppy machine? Sounds cute. And, it’s safe class so that means this is probably one of the rare nice scps... oh. Oh no”
Did the same mistake.
Ikr
Totally thought it’d be a machine that dispensed cute puppies. I’ve never been so wrong in my life 😭
Safe class only means that it is easy to contain. The SCP can still be horrible :D
9:59
i am offically disturbed. ive never heard him interup himself during a recording. Like theway he said "god dammit". Bruh he just sounded disturbed just by reading the log off.
He does it several more times too! Lol
Judicial System it sounded like he chuckled? Idk
And with 'Love' request...
“Yeah, you totally going to hell for this, play again?”
I need an amnestic after this. Who the hell makes a machine that kills puppies.
A crazy cat lady.
I'm willing to bet The Factory is behind this
@@Makar_The_Delver no animal lovers do this even if they didn't like puppies
Patrick Ancona, Trust me, there are some f***ed up people in the world who would do this kind of crap.
Problem is, if you forget the method you tried you might get it bludgeoned next time
Nuclear explosion
D-class terminated mid sentence
idk why, but it got me laughing hard
Serves them right
Ngl, If I was D-Class and had to do this. I'd would of done the same. Granted I would say Black Hole instead.
The D-class was not terminated, you people are stupid.
@@maxdrags3115 it says he was.
@@nikolairostov3326 Yea, I was wrong.
When I heard about a puppy with a claw machine this isn't what my mind went to immediately. I get the horror in this SCP is humans and stuff, but I feel like it is a bit gratuitous. I mean, imagine if it were such as there was a puppy inside, stuck, and you could try to remove him with the claw, and the claw would always open just enough for the puppy to fall at the last time. Growing to know the dog, through the glass, the keeper being there to take care of him, trying when he could (maybe once every day), always failing.
Seems way more horrible to me written that way.
That is so sad! Honestly I think both are good. I love this idea.
Okay. So don't do it. Errant emotions are the fault of the person having them.
Fun fact: someone said "Sans Undertale" into this thing.
Was it Bright?
@@ryandeson No, but iirc the extended log has the names of everyone who used it
Only valid answer
someone also said "ZA WARUDO" onto this thing.
edit: apparently someone said "random crit" onto it and it made a tf2 reference, and Dr. white was about to say scp 682 onto it but he was punched in the month and banned from testing scp 1459.
edit 2: apparently theres a lot of funny stuff, including minecraft references.
All of these comments represent why most people left this whole project. Annoying weebs and band kids flooded the shit.
To paraphrase a comment on this SCP’s discussion forums.
“We have numerous reviews and attempts about people using a machine that literally kills puppies. It has exactly ONE downvote. There is something seriously wrong with us as a community.”
Aryan Patil I’m not sensitive to this. Again: I’m paraphrasing someone else’s comment on this SCP’s discussion page.
Our community’s a dark one. Luckily and Unluckily, it makes for some good stories
BLU Spy Like Cassy.
As one of SCP’s biggest and longest fans... I agree
SCP community is full of kids and retards
This thing kills puppies and dispenses oatmeal raisin cookies.... It needs to be classified as keter
Apollyon*
I know you’re trying to make a bad joke but that isn’t how classes work
Keter just means it's guaranteed to escape the facility, if it's even containable.
PinkFurret More like it hard to contain and it likely gonna escape containment if we mess up once.
@@supe4701 we're well aware of how they work, but you gotta comment about how that's not how it works
"...and that's how I started drinking Everclear straight from the bottle."
Once you think about it, whoever managed to terminate the d-class mid sentence has a mad quick draw
I feel sorry for maintenance technician Valera, she clearly didn’t want to harm them
I have the feeling she doesn't remember anything anyway
And she even succeeded in at least ONE instance!
Honestly the most sadistic part is that it has the ability to choose and produce the perfect cookie for you, the exact taste you’d like most, and it still chooses to give you whatever you like the least.
But it DOES make your favourite type of puppy. For balance.
So far the SCP foundation rabbit hole I've been going into has been nothing more than a fair reminder that the human mind creates truly evil things..... and I'm obsessed with it.
That "drowning in puppies" round even got Volgun to break character for a second... holy shit
I see your ashtray is empty, glad you stopped smoking.
Oh god you could ask for smoking in this SCP
@@LavLightKnight chain smoker dog
I need a fucking cigarette after listening to this
Sir it’s animated so......
@@Itiswhatitisnt2 So you're telling me this isn't real?!?
Dr Yeetley might be the most evil singular person in the SCP universe
Well, her last name can only say so much
I kinda love how they progressively get more creative tho
not even sure if bright would do this crap
Either evil or traumatized.
Dr. Yeetly them into the sun
The actual SCP reading on the wiki is pretty hilarious. The staff treat it as an actual game.
*munches on cookie I found in the lab* this tastes good, where did you get then
SCP scientist:
"In the most painless way possible, while the lady in the red dress answers my questions completely and honestly in ways I understand for as long as I desire."
the foundation needs to hire this guy
Fucks sake, where's the experiment log for this??
"SCP-1459 played a sound indicating the method of extermination has already been used"
Yeah, if I was shown a puppy and had to choose a death for them my first choice would be "old age"
Not gonna lie, this is the ONLY SCP I've grimaced and almost been sick at the thought of these deaths.
I hated this one when I first read about it, and even cried. Now, I just die inside. Here is a hand to hold, since I can't find a hug emoji. ✋
Yeah, honestly there are enough wholesome scps that it’s not unreasonable going in blind to expect this to be one of them, and it’s kind of an awful twist. Like, cool, thought this would be a nice story to wind down to and instead I can’t get my brain to stop looping the footage of my dog dying in front of me as a kid. Cool and fun video, definitely worth the goof. Gonna go enjoy the nightmares now I guess.
I gave up watching and I’ve sat through both readings of the damn Yule man...
I’ve been sick at the thought of the person who would make such a horrible device.
@@skyriver9525 🤗
Going in already having read this SCP made the thumbnail with SAFE plastered next to a puppy so much funnier
"Death by blender" ohh boy, I cringed really hard at that one.
The SCP foundation has done some terrible things, but this? Hellfire for all
I'd say white phosphorus
Rachel Syverson Oof yes
@@jasoncuriale8613 it's either that or napalm pick your fire
Rachel Syverson Why not both
The Foundation made this?
Haven't seen or heard this yet, but I really want this to be the key to a better world: a world of mass produced puppies frolicking around.
Oh god, a third of the way through and I can see I was horribly wrong.
This is so sad why do they have to die what purpose does this thing serve
Why are they still testing it
Oh my g- YOUR COMMENT WAS MISLEADING! YOU WERE WRONG! THE WORLD IS DARK AND CRUEL! 😭
Nope, Chuck Testa.
"Transcend to a higher state thereby destroying its physical body"
*plays a sound to indicate this has already been used*
Dr Yeetly: Death by blender.
SCP-1459: *Will it blend? That is the question.*
...This is one of those SCPs that makes you wonder if the Global Occult Coalition are really in the wrong.
They aren’t right, and neither is the SCO foundation. But if GOC showed up they’d destroy it and kill infinite puppies
@@LavLightKnight the puppies are produced anomalously. It probably wouldn't result in any deaths.
@@quazar3640 True, but given that the GOC is unable to do anything correctly, that would happen
"Puppy Machine"
"SAFE"
These are true but hell, this is sadistic.
200+ EXPERIMENTS!
WHAT THE HELL SCP FOUNDATION!
It's all for the greater good
@@mistertaz94 Or to satisfy curiosity
@@EmilioReyes_97 SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD!
Just think how many attempts have there been on 682's and 096's life
@@shaderock puppies to the puppies throne!
I clicked this thinking it was going to be wholesome 😭
Loved the personal inputs and comments here. Hope to hear them some more in other videos
Imagine doing this and saying “atleast I get a cookie” and then you get a raisin cookie
Unless you for some reason like raisin
@@memegod6750 I mean, I like raisins
if for some god-forsaken reason I played this, I would probably get like, a sugar cookie. Raisins are tasty, but honestly I like most cookies anyway
@@memegod6750 It says that the player gets whatever kind of cookie they like the least.
@@dairoleon2682 psycopaths that like all cookies: i have no such weakness
I legit thought that this machine was just gonna make infinite puppies and not kill them horrifically
Thats what I was hoping for...and then I remembered who I was watching.
I mean it does in fact make infinite puppies. It's just what it does with them that's awful.
*WHAT IN THE SECURED, CONTAINED, PROTECTED, %$#@?!*
ATTENTION. GLOBAL OCCULT COALITION HAS BREACHED IN THE FACILITY TO RETRIEVE AND DESTROY SCP - 1459.
You must be new here.
.....
Oh? Well yes, it is kind of obvious actually. People who are new don't realize it right away but everything here, yes even the things that are marked as "Safe", are all actually trying to kill you in some way. Just because it is marked "Safe" doesn't mean it won't attack you psychologically.
.....
Look, you work here long enough and you'll really start to understand why our motto is Secure. Contain. Protect. Secure it from wherever we found it and bring it to a location where we can contain it from the public and protect everyone we possibly can from the effects. To make this real short, if they ask you if you want an amnestic, just say yes. You'll actually get some sleep that way.....maybe. Well, good luck!
Player: Me
Statement: "Schrodinger"
A bust of Schrodinger is dispensed, breaking the dog's femur. Dog proceeds to bleed out over the course of twelve minutes.
"Aw, this looks nice..."
*10 minutes in*
"...This is the _entire_ _video?!"_
“Many animals were harmed in the making of this video.”
Not just animals, *baby* animals!
"Love and provide for this dog until it passes from natural causes"
I win.
That was tried, and granted. I believe its insinuated that's how this was found and captured. Some citizen came across it, did as told and when they got sick of killing the puppy and filling out the usual methods tried the "die from old age" option. Which means that this machine stood alone for a long while, unresponsive with an adult dog in it as people walked past it until it came to Foundation attention that maybe a sealed-case dog was a little strange.
I think you can do it, if you are hyper specific. Add words that make sense but also don’t change anything really. Love and provide for the puppy until it gets a major injury during old age
Yeah... this thing is deliberstly sadistic, I think it will make you regret it regsrdless... Likely it will do something like choose a dog breed known to need lots of excersise and socilization and make it live alone in the box small box for its entire life and then the dog will get sick or something and keep it alive even past that as long as it could just to extend the suffering and then throw it all in your face.
the dog starts to age and hunch over rapidly, it's eyes start to go grey. It's skin starts to slack, it wimpers for help. The dog then starts to rot, you can smell it, but you can only watch. The machine the dispences a stale oatmeal raisin cookie
@@skoonthatraccoonskunkguy3865 Humanely kill the dog in such a way that permanently neutralizes SCP-1459.
scp about killing puppy and sees the amount of experiment
"Give me A class amnestics "
Why did no one think of “destruction of this machine” or “the destruction of SCP-1459”
The latter would probably summon a miniature verizon of SCP-1459 that would explode. The former however, has potential.
I'd like to find the author and ask them, "who hurt you?"
They were obviously a cat person...
@@Jaden_The_Celestial final recorded test doe....
@@LittIeRoo yikes
Probably a human killing machine built by a bunch of puppies.
it's actually tied to SCP-001 Proposal: A Good Boy.
you might wanna contact the guy who wrote that.
SCP 1459: kills puppies
SCP 682: I love this game
SCP-682 was the only one that got a cookie it liked
He'd probably hate it because there's always more puppies
Scp 682: is there a version were you kill humans?
If there is one then 682 will be contained as it will be distracted.
@@kunalkorag When they said to not kill the dog, it got a cat. Just keep going through animals until only humans are left.
Thank you so much this was a very underrated and fresh scp
Yeah...my recommendation is drop this one in the sun.
I love that the company’s name is “you will totally go to hell for this”
Oh, and I hate that the foundation is supposed to be the good guys after killing some 500 or so puppies for nearly no reason for most of em.
Well, it's assumed the machine manifests these puppies and there's no way to get them out, so is it really killing a puppy?
I've always considered the foundation as a means to an end that may or may not ever come. Calling them good guys is a stretch, they have pretty shitty people. They're just willing to do whatever it takes to do exactly what their name implies which sometimes takes shitty people. While humanity lives on happily none the wiser.
@@oweng8895 but It's also possible that they are teleported from somewhere else
How could you ever think the SCP Foundation were good guys? The organization as a whole is definitely of neutral alignment. Hell, one could make a case for the organization being neutral evil. Not only do they take criminals to become D class, but Innocents as well...
Actually, their name is "Yeah, we're totally going to hell for this"
I feel like the true victim of this SCP (and the whole fundation) was maintenence technician Valera.
@Thomas Lewis i was thinking more of her mental health and sanity since she had to see many dogs dies in horrible ways but yeah she probably ate alot of cookies or not since it is not stated she ate em all
That's the interesting thing. It's cited they chose specifically them long before they seemingly came in contact with it on the grounds that Valera couldn't come up with results that would be escalated bad enough to breach containment. By "maintenance technician", I feel the Foundation basically means janitor and not a member of the Foundation.
... I think it's insinuated MT Valera has... "mental restrictions." Whether that was prior to watching puppies get murdered is up to you.
@Lord Inquisitor Shadowlord she needs a rly good one then
@@widdershins3785 I just thought she was an older janitor (the "no kill dog" sounded more like English as a second language than intellectual disability to me) and the Foundation needed someone without the fucked up imagination of so many researchers, nor the criminal history and past trauma(s) of a D class. She was the closest to a civilian they could get from within the Foundation.
Nothing tells you what kind of people your coworkers are quite as well as seeing them walk out of SCP 1459's Containment chamber with a cookie.
Can we just address the fact that Dr. Yeatly presumably did this 230 times before he couldn’t take it anymore?
Or until someone made him stop and replaced him...
Brought to you by : Yeah, We're Totally Going To Hell For This.
After that there is no doubt for that
Bold of you to assume that hell doesn't have a restraining order on me.
... As well as heaven.
Y.W.T.G.T.H.F.T
I love how we have all these highly dangerous SCPs that could easily destroy the world, and here we've got a mostly harmless SCP that manages to be even more upsetting than all of those combined just by producing life for the soul purpose of destroying it.
Also, I hope the author for this was just being a sadist and not actually killing puppies.
Not gonna lie. The mannequin had me fucked up though
okay i reecently fell down the scp rabbit hole .. so far this channels scp stories is number 2
“My bare hands” sounds like a good way to loose your hands.
Yo, Dr. Yeatley is kind of a sick bastard. He just sat there, playing the game over and over again. Really makes ya think about a person.
Notice how he stopped though, he probably was just sitting there, studying, and even someone as messed up as him decided it was enough.
He must be demoted to D-class, immediately
@@maroonweaboo true
Dr. Yeatley should be put in the femur breaker.
Doctor was probably hungry. The machine may produce cookies you don't like, but they're probably baked pretty well
That being said, you're not wrong
As someone who has read this before... I feel bad for the people that have not read this.
ALSO A COOKIE IS NOT WORTH IT!
Ngl I was not prepared for this
I'd rather die than be used to test this machine
Plus, it’s the type of cookie the person has the least amount of interest in. EVEN LESS WORTH
@@rachelsyverson6992 Termination request granted. Thank you D-110896
@@jamescustodio3094 thank god
This is one of your videos that should have way more views
The good folks at "Yeah, we're totally going to hell for this" in partnership with Sugarcomb Confections. That's pretty clever.
SCP Hell Gatekeeper: "So what horrible thing did you do to get here, kill a puppy? SCP-1459: "Yes."
" a?"
Not A puppy, many
Nope... I killed 1459 puppies... And a few cats too
Not “a”. “All.”
Satan: what wh-
SCP-1459: Yup
Satan: Wait please tell me you're jokin-
SCP-1459: *I SAID WE GOING HELL TODAY*
I thought this was a puppy printer.. FUUUU-
I mean... technically...
@@danielwest2697 NO
It is
I love the comments section of these videos. Not only great puns but also interesting takes on things that I hadn't thought of about what I just listened to.
Most entertaining scp video so far
This is the most evil SCP by a mile, even worse than the Scarlet King.
A machine that kills puppies and then gives you a cookie with a flavour you dislike. The devil, I tell ya!
Feed it to scp 682. Find whoever created this and slaughter them. Throw it into the sun.
Yule man and this are the most disgusting and abhorrent SCPs
No. The devil is this scps biggest fan
Which is more evil? The machine? Or the people who keep using it?
why? Why make this? This is probably the most useless SCP to exist.
Best "Safe" class SCP ever written. Wow, I am just extremely impressed by this one! Great Job, and I hope to see more creative "Safe" SCPs in the future!
I very much enjoyed the kitten and salty cracker part. My two suggestions of termination would be "by SCP-1459" and, depending on the average life span of produced breed, "to slowly die in a span of ( normal life span plus 5 years)" to see if it would produce a similar result of 'old age.'
What if I said “when day breaks”