I had this moment with my ex-stepfather. He was trying to weasel his way back into my mother's life, he had our home raided by police and FDA, he was making and selling cocaine in the house. (thank God my mother and I were couch surfing with a friend) and I finally lost my filter and went off on him and unfortunately my mother. I told her and him that I was done with his BS and if she was going to take him back then I was moving out to live with my father. He got mad and said, "Are you going to abandon your mom?" And I basically just asked him if he thought I was joking while staring at him in the eyes. I apologised to my mom but told her that I couldn't take his crap anymore and made my choice. Mom got a fire lit under her butt and kicked him to the curb. My mother and I now live in a tiny house next to my father's house and our mother/daughter bond have never been stronger. Sorry for the long rant and thank you for reading.
Caring about someone doesn’t mean you owe it to them to suffer their terrible decisions with them, especially when that decision adversely affects you and leaves you unable to escape
I feel you. Ever since the day I showed my dad I could throw a punch as well as take one… Totally different relationship now. First time in my life I ever really took control. And it was sweet!! 🤣
One time a teacher told me to take a hike and I stared at him. He said “did I stutter?” And I was like, no, but I don’t understand what “take a hike” means. I was eleven.
@@Some_Electric_Boi I snitched on a girl no one liked and the teacher wanted me to go to the end of the line. Unfortunately for him, I’m stupid. Edit: no one liked her because she made up lies so she could make friends and everyone got sick of it
"What do you have planned this weekend?" "Nothing." "Oh great then you won't mind coming in." "You misunderstand me. I plan to do nothing this weekend."
I can’t even imagine a groomer insinuating that I don’t know my own goddamn dog. I probably would’ve assumed that they did some thing to my baby, and lost my shit in the lobby.
Not sure about the market today, but in some places back in the 90's Rottweillers were popular and expensive... AND I'd rescued one (a pound throw-away) and had him well trained and behaved... even worked on the "thinks he's a lap-dog" issue... (lolz) Normally, it's just a large dog with a smooth coat, so grooming and washing isn't a serious issue... Even with my schedule and Navy training and such, I had time and resources... BUT this particular groomer was offering some top of the line flea and tick protection and a pretty serious deal monetarily... ...AND what do you know... The lunatic at the front desk tried to convince me a Pekinese was my guy... You should've seen the anxiety rise and thicken in the lobby when I exploded at the top of my lungs, "YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW A GOD DAMN ROTTWEILLER FROM THIS FLUFFY RAT!?!?!?!" I could even understand (almost) a doberman being mistaken... but a pekinese??? Seriously??? Anyway, the nice baritone (god blessed me with) ripped through the walls of the place and seemed to carry all the way out into the parking lot... as we passed other people outside there were giggles and pointing and even a couple "knowing winks" shared. ;o)
To be fair, "oh wow that's not my dog" is the single most common reaction groomers get, I stg it's constant. So I understand the woman replying with a tired "Yes, that's Mylie."
"Miss, I don't want to insinuate that you are anything but a nice person, but what grooming methods did your company use to turn my Frenchie into a Malamute?"
Used to work in a customer service call center. Now, we had a rule where you were allowed to hang up on people swearing at you. I focused on the “at you” part of it. Like a guy who just swore casually but was otherwise perfectly pleasant. It reminded me of talking with my friends, where talk is laden with profanity, but not with abuse. It was only once I had a particular abusive customer, who I had to follow procedure with and informed him that if he kept using that abusive language at me I would be forced to disconnect. All he got out was “you don’t have the fucking balls t...” and I pushed the disconnect. Buddy, I warned you, and it don’t take a lot of balls to hang up the phone.
@@Some_Electric_Boi well, I know there was some racism there too, as his very first complaint was us having a prompt in our phone for Spanish speaking reps...and apparently he didn’t like hearing that it was an option
I attended the local community college right after high school graduation. My psychology instructor proclaimed "Attendance in my class is mandatory. If you miss my class because of work, you will need to bring a note from your employer stating that." I chuckled loud enough for her to hear me. She is now red-faced and growling "Is something I said funny to you?" "Yes. You missed the part where I paid to be here and my employer pays me to be at work. So if you pay me more to be here, than that's what I'll do; so don't hold your breath expecting a note because that'll never happen."
@@ethanedwards3357 stories to good to be true. If the professor was a difficult then they would respond by just failing here like she said she would do if she misses the classes.
Not me personally; but during my military service was witness to a supervisor blowing up on her airman who felt she didn't have to do anything not in her job description. "No. That's not in my job description" always followed any order the supervisor gave her. (and loud complaining by the airman to anybody who would listen). Supervisor finally snapped one day and screamed "Well neither is whining, but you're doing a lot of that!!" That outburst silenced the metaphorical crickets. Airman did everything she was told after that without hesitation.
In the 80's my wife and I bought a 36" color TV from a locally owned and ran store known for customer service. We also bought the "bumper to bumper" warranty and it covered everything including acts of God. It was struck by lightening so we took it in for repair or replacement. After two weeks we go to pick it up but they said only parts were covered. Labor was billed at an outrageous amount of hours, (about three times the original set cost) so I argued we should not be billed anything at all and even produced my signed contract. I said "We won't pay a dime and I'm taking my set with me. The contract says any and all damages are covered so I am sticking by that contract". While they were stammering I picked up my set and walked out.
My grandfather bought and paid for his own funeral expenses with a local funeral home. When he finally got around to dying 30 years later, and expenses were twice as much as he had paid, the funeral home was NOT happy and tried to get us to upgrade the service to get more money out of us. But we weren't having it, we made them stick to their bargain.
My moment was telling off my mother, the toxic borderline narcissist with a martyr complex. One day I was studying for an exam, and she burst into my room spoiling for a fight. She screamed that the dishes weren't done, and demanded to know if I appreciated her all-too-busy housework routine. After years of putting up with her BS, suddenly something changed. I could see her lips moving, but I was tuning the words out. It was like my brain turned on a firewall. "This person is going on a tirade. Allow or Deny?" I returned fire with "Mom don't preach to me. You want me to do the dishes or not?" She blustered some more, but I was having none of it. "Mom! YES OR NO???" That was my "Did I stutter?" moment. Surprisingly she backed off. Damn it felt good to finally put her in her place.
Had a similar one, worked for an amusements (arcade) a few years back, my nana died while on shift and I went to tell my manager, she said "so let me guess, you want the day off?" Bearing in mind I hadn't taken a day off prior to this in 5 months of working there, I just looked at her and repeated "My. Nana. Just. Died." She requested my work top so I pelted it at her and walked home topless
I'm sorry for your loss. But I also understand why she prob didn't believe you. I work retail and have seen people pull 'my X just died' 'someone broke in my house' 'I vomited on the way here' and then we find out they where lying. Then when someone REALLY has an emergency no one believes you. It sucks. But kudos to you for not taking her shit.
Had a friend in elementary school. She was a great person, smart, kind, funny, relatable, great at drawing, supportive and reliable (she had literally broken 8 bones before from sports and came to school throughout the entire ordeal, every, single, time), etc. One time, I was trying to learn how to draw eyes (big anime/game-type eyes), and failing *miserably* despite my efforts. She offered to help/teach me. I was like "Oh no you don't have to" and she looked at me with a "did I stutter" face. She was iconic.
This thread raised my blood pressure to a concerning rate. I’ve most definitely had hundreds of these moments, but since I was either a kid, or in mental health care facilities, I never had any pull. I, just this year, regained my dignity and self respect after 15 years of being a pushover. And I was finally able to use this skill two days ago telling a job that I applied for that it won’t be a good fit. I’ve had a habit of keeping myself in a positions lower than what I deserve because of low self worth. I deserve to be more than a janitor and currently I feel like cashiering is below me, so I’m figuring out my future to be an entrepreneur selling handmade items on etzy. My current job is okay, but it’s not okay that they cut my hours, and it’s not okay that I leave work in the worst pain of my life because they refuse to change out the chairs at work. Cheers!
I’m not selling anything just yet, but I’ll be selling little spell bottles on etzy along with anything else I create like oils, found rocks, hand written spell books, voodoo dolls, moon waters, ingredients, artwork, little charms, and anything else I can think of in the future.
@@plastiqueneurosis I do like charms. Maybe keychains or stickers too. Those are nice too. When you are ready, drop the link here and I will check it out.
A home siding guy came to offer me a "free quote" for new siding and, if I wanted, he'd quote for roof as well. (one of those 'hi. we are doing your neighbour's siding blah blah'. I said no thank you and went to shut the door. He stopped the door and asked why... I looked at him, then his hand on the door, back to him, and said 'because I fucking said so?...' (the question mark is the 'did I stutter?' not lack of confidence). He kind of stumbled back like my words had physically pushed him and looked completely shocked. I shut the door and laughed so fucking hard for like 10 minutes. It is difficult for me not to feel pushed around because I am a woman (I hate saying that is the reason) and fall into the 'I would like to not get raped and murdered' category. I am working on it and think I'm getting better about saying 'no'.
My mom never really had a girly voice. Couldn't scream to save her life, and attempts always came out sounding like a roar... SO one day, our dog (who had a penchant for barking and snarling at uniforms) was going absolutely OFF... AND she'd had words with him a couple times already over little or nothing... SO she grabs the door to shout at him to shut up, and there just happened to be one of the Marine Corp recruiters in dress greens to see me... (senior in high school)... AND instead of shouting "Max" at the dog, she couldn't stop that step past the threshold and just blurted out a gravelly "RWAAAAAAGH!" To whit, the poor Marine (caught entirely by surprise RIGHT at the edge of the porch) stumbled backward and landed sitting in the mud with EVERY paper he was carrying scattered to the wind... and a not-so-bright expression plastered across his wide-eyed face... Trust me. My mom was only about 5' 4"... AND she constantly warned "Dynamite comes in SMALL packages." If you put your mind to it, you'll GET it. ;o)
@@bogusmogus9551 Can't find a recruiter? They're usually not difficult to locate, and once attention is paid, those guys are like sharks in a sea of blood... I can understand the frustration over employment, though... Commissions are drying up recently... BUT there's light at the end of our tunnel. We CAN do this. ;o)
My sibling, (13) playing slime rancher in my room because thats where the Xbox and tv were, told me that now she had to show me Jeremy and Stacy, which were her two old chickens, and a little later after that, I forgot what Jeremy was called and so I blurted out, ‘how long have you had Stacy and Patricia?’ We were laughing nonstop for 20 minutes
@@era_the_gamerffl1510 ok because (in case you haven't seen it), Stacy and Jeremy are names of characters on there. Thought it was unusual that she picked those two names specifically, guess it was just a coincidence.
Me: *asks my math teacher how to solve 'this' problem Teacher: *guides me and found the answer Me: *walking back to my desk and told my friends the answer My friend: "no, (her answer, the wrong answer) is the correct answer" Me: "uhh, I asked Miss X and she told me (my answer) is the correct answer" My friend: "I know but (her answer) is the answer" Me: "whatever." Later that day my friend ask me why her score was lower than mine, I said "Oh? was I stuttered when I told you the correct answer?"
Oh, they will... and then sell your number to a dozen other sales centers, because it's a verified phone number with someone who will answer. Your best bet (if you do answer an unknown number) is to introduce yourself like you're answering a business line. "Triple A Insurance, this is ____, can I help you?" If the call isn't a recorded message, they'll hang up and delete your number because it's no good to them.
I had something similar happened to me except it was a company who had either been given a wrong number or hadn’t updated yet but since 2019 I’ve had 3 or 5 calls from that company and each time they asked the same questions and each time I always told them I sorry you’ve got the wrong number
Had an ex who walked over me for 3 years. He cheated, came back, had and on and off relationship, abused and manipulated me and I still gave him a chance. He told everyone he was loyal for a year but then I found out he cheated again. I had enough and had a one night stand cuz I thought "since I let him do it so often, he should be fine with this." He wasn't. When I told him, he got mad. Then he said "you know what. I'm done with your shit." In which I replied "guess we're on the same boat then." And we broke up, yet again. But this time, for good. He tried to come back a week later and he tried for months, each time I said no. I've now have him blocked in every way possible and much happier in life. That one line saved me and it's still my best 'did I stutter' moment.
I'm working at the Front Desk of a hotel. A man enters the hotel. "Do you have a room for tonight?" Me: "No sir, I'm sorry. We're booked up." Him: "Come on man, you have rooms." Me: "No sir, sorry. We don't have any rooms left." Him: "What if I paid double?" Me: "Sir! I don't have any rooms left. Please leave." Him: "How about triple?" Me: "GET OUT!!" Him: "Damn, dude, I was just asking." Me: "No! You were asking several times! I politely told you the first time! You don't ask over and over again! LEAVE! NOW!" His friend dragged him out.
Telling a shift leader at a store I used to work at "I'm not going to help customers on the self service, I'm here as security, nothing more, nothing less."
14:48 good on this guy for standing up to a customer, i got fired from wally world about a week ago for some bs that got blamed on me. But i would always have customers like this and i just got tired of it in my final week, theyve been firing like crazy and i knew it would only be a matter of time. Anyways, i actually had a customer threaten me over being carded and i looked at him with a straight face and said "i get off at 8, see you then", he threatened to fight me, about a week after that i was fired for supposedly calling a supervisor a bitch, never did as i respected that supervisor Edit: typo
The dog at the groomer story...her snide comment would have had me flipping my sh*t on her. When it came to my dog, I was very protective. RIP good doggo
My best moment of this was when I asked my brother "Did I fricking stutter?" when he looked at me in shock after I told him that I wouldn't make him his lunch. (He's the youngest and thinks that he's the favorite. He gets in trouble a lot and yes my parents do things about it, plus he's used to everyone doing everything for him.
@@andylutz3505 Yes. I bit his finger the second time, but if I hadn't kicked my brother the first time, I would be dead by now (FYI, he hecking chocked me the first time. He did the same the second time he tried to kill me but the first time I wasn't prepared but the second time I was.)
@@catprincess2429 It seems that he probably needs some professional help. In some cases, if the violent attack don't stop, it will result in a lot of serious problems for you, your family and him. Still try to reprend him and if he continues to do so, ask to your parents for him to see professional help and remind him that's nothing to be ashamed or angry about seeing someone.
For myself it was when a District Manager told me it was possible to sweep, mop, and vacuum our store in 30 mins, because that was how long corporate said it would take. Ignoring of course, the fact that no, corporate's mandate said vacuum only, as no standard store had tile floors at all, when I couldn't do it, and he started berating me, I asked him to show me how to do it. He got all silent, and asked what did I say, I didn't say the line, but I handed him the mop, and then repeated it, and he threw it down(Hard enough to crack the cheap-ass thing it should be noted), and started yelling, I just walked out and went home...turned around at a light when I realized the store manager would make the other manager work alone if I wasn't there to help, and by the time I got back, the DM was gone. The SM, who had watched this all go down, said nothing, and we never brought it up again. The DM was never in our store again, and was fired a few weeks later for reasons that ranged from sexual advances on employees to trying to swipe equipment. Never was sure which was true.
I work for a state agency that does not issue cell phones for work. We are definitely told never to use our phones for collecting evidence/documentation, since that leaves them open to discovery/FOIA stuff.
Our quarterback gets an injured arm from the other team “You’re gonna regret that” “Really? How” “I’m gonna embarrass your entire team” *1 hundred yard touchdown, with every person on their team getting a hand on me later* “Did I fucking stutter?” The other team actually forfeited after that. Don’t fuck with the quarterback when their runningback is bigger than your linemen
Went to a timberwolves game once and i didnt know i wasnt allowed my backpack when entering the arena. I have hearing problems sometimes and at the time i was 13. Long story short, the security lady told me i cant carry my bag into the arena or else i was gonna get escorted off the premises. Keep in mind she said this without warning. Just went from 0-100 like that. I quickly replied with a “what?” And she said “Did i stutter? I know you can hear me. You aint deaf”. I shot back with a “i cant really hear that well, seriously. Could you please repeat that?” And she looked at me like i was stupid and like i was bullshitting her. She soon realized i wasnt playing, and with her pride so high, she said give me your backpack and follow me. We go into the backroom and another long story short, i got to watch the game eventually, but not until after a five minute session with her and some other arena security about why i didnt want to give up my bag. After confirming to them that i just didnt hear her, they asked me, a 13 year old, to leave and go watch the game. She stayed back in the room. Not sure what happened but i hope she lost her job because she was a real bitch🤣💯
There's a shelf right above the flat top at work where we place our glaze pan when its not in use. One day, I kept whacking my forehead on the handle of it. After the fourth time, I grumbled loudly about "some asshole leaving the handle out" when he puts it away. One of the guys on the other stations turns to be and asks "aren't you the one putting it up there?" Did I fucking stutter?
...I don't...get it? Aren't you the one putting it up there? If you are, this isn't a "did I fucking stutter" moment. If you aren't... this _still_ isn't a "did I fucking stutter" moment...
@@StarWarsomania read it again. I called the person putting it up there an asshole. Coworker said I was the one putting it up there. By saying "did I fucking stutter?" I called myself an asshole.
Was walking through the mall with my gay little brother, preface by saying I am extremely shy and not very attractive. I am a very large 22yo girl with frizzy curly hair, acne, and only dress in old t-shirts and jeans because im poor. This guy from a kiosk comes up to me and ask "ma'am would you like to be beautiful like other women" and this angered me because I have spent so long working on my self esteem from years of people telling me im not enough. I looked this man dead in the eye and said "I am beautiful" this guy looked confused and looked me up and down, I could see his thoughts on his face so I said "im beautiful and perfect just how I am" then walked away. I have never felt like more of a badness in my life. After that I went into the bathroom and cried because that was one of the first times I have said that out loud around other people, true growth. Love yourself and f*ck beauty standards
It wasn't me but I witnessed one of the best "didn't I fucking stutter" moments a few months ago. An older gentleman had fallen and hit his head pretty badly on the sidewalk. He was bleeding a bit but more worryingly was the fact he was non responsive to anything including pain. As nother person were trying to get through to the 112 operator (Danish 911.) the situation a nurse that worked with headtraumas asked to talk to her. She explained the symptomes and requested an ambulance and the women questioned her about it. She repeated the symptoms again and when the women then once again started asking questions she just coldly said "Listen! I am a nurse that work with cases like this daily! This man is unresponsive with a head injury and has been for several minutes now! He needs an ambulance!" You could tell she got pissed but I seriously respected the way she slammed her foot down. Would have done the same the man had been out for at least 5 and though the bleeding was very mild he was still not responding to anything. He started to wake up when the ambulance came but he without a doubt had a pretty bad concussion.
Here's my moment. I found a note on my door about a noise complaint from another tenant. I went into the office, first thing in the morning and it was clear I was pissed. I said to them "Banging and slamming doors last night?" "Yes, they said that was what they heard and it was clearly you." "That's funny, I was at work last night until 7 am. I don't think my cat makes that much noise so don't post this shit on my door again until you check your facts. I find it offensive that I listen to headphone while playing movies, music, or even games just to not disturb other people in the building only to find this crap taped to my door." Deflated manager shrank to half size.
"I'm sorry, this office does not accept solicitation calls. Please remove us from your list. Have a nice day." (click) I can't tell you how much I enjoy saying those words when the opportunity presents.
Friend of mine is an artist and messaged me asking if I was interested in any of the pieces she made. I was so I said "I'll take the lot" and paid up then and there. Seemed to make her happy that
Not sure this counts as I did sorta plan this as I knew it was a matter of time. One of the last things I said to my classmates at my High School Graduation was that I wasn't fond of any of them and hoped not to see them again so they shouldn't bother keeping in touch. Needless to say a few of them over the last 11 years have attempted to add me as a friend on facebook to which they get the hard no. Then came the time for our 10 year High School Reunion. Of course I never intended to go (and still didn't). Any way I got the RSVP letter and burned it in my fireplace. A week or so later I get a call from one of them asking if I intended to go (still not happy with my mom for giving them my phone number). I promptly asked immediately who it was calling, they gave their name, and before I hung up I asked them "Do you remember what I said at Graduation?" Haven't been contacted since. Again, I did plan on this as I knew they were likely to contact me to try and get me to attend but all the same it felt better than I thought and it's really the only one I got worth telling.
The d*ck that's paying the bills isn't there to have *** with you. The one on the couch is. It's stupid and wrong, but that's what selfish people think.
I literally just had somebody spell my name in a text JYDN even though they have my email address that says my name in the email address and they’re holding documents with my name on that
I experienced this with my son, his insurance typed his name as Relgn (it's Reign). Mind you they had several documents with the correct spelling, I had written out the name several times, AND I corrected them when I noticed. Still got a card spelled Relgn with an L. Idek how you would pronounce that. :|
I have an automatic signature on almost all communications with my name at work. (not my irl name but) I'll sign my email with Ariadne and their reply will be Hi Aria, and it bugs the everloving shit out of me. That's not my name. If I wanted you to call me by a nickname, I would have signed my email with it.
My best ever one: I was in High school in the UK, a Grammar School to be exact (a little bit more academically focused, emphasis on tradition, a little bit stuck up). For reference I'm a Metalhead and it was winter, so I was wearing a hooded jumper to School, I had several, the one in question was Korn - with an image of a Babies face with Duct tape over the mouth. I got pulled up by the deputy Head Master - about wearing an offensive image. Now fair enough on this, although mild and my parents (deeply religious Christians) didn't have an issue with it, I could see how it could be considered offensive. So the next day, I wore a Metallica jumper, this one has the following words 'Metallica' and 'Garage Inc,' on it, and a picture of the 4 members of the band. The Deputy Head Master comes to find me in the Library (in front of my Class) and says I had been wearing another jumper with Offensive words on it. so I replied 'is the Words "Metallica and Garage Inc Offensive?"' - he then immediately said 'I meant Offensive Imageary' and I asked 'How is a picture of 4 men standing up Offensive?'. He left. And my class had just witnessed me (13 and not very popular) catch our Deputy Head Master in a blatant lie and verbally outsmart him.
"And I have homework for other classes." It was a response to one of my high school British literature teacher (note: I'm American but at my high school, the English course for the tenth grade was British Literature). She was unbelievably rude and often lost our homework and even tests but would always claim to our class that we never turned it in. She was also the only teacher my parents ever disliked and had stayed that they'd demand for me to be pulled out of her class if she ever became my teacher again (which happened to some of my friends who took AP literature). The response was made after she approached me during study hall and saw me working hard on an art project for my art class. Didn't even glance up at her while I said that or stopped working on my project for art, because I was still super mad at her for having the audacity to tell me, "oh. I see several mistakes" when I turned an essay earlier in the day.
Had a boss tell me i had to do 3 other people's jobs,plus mine. I said,well,im gonna need those 3 others paychecks,too.i dont work for free.they can pull their weight,like everyone else,or,you can grow a pair and cut the deadweight
mine would be the time i was naming my character in pokemon mystery dungeon and i named the skitty shimmer, and my friends were like "Shimmer. Really?" and i just look at them and say "Did i f***ing stutter?"
I had the birthday one. They said I was wrong. Apparently, my parents, schools, state and federal government, and myself have been mistaken on my birth year for thirty years. Oops. Although my dad had been correcting people on how to spell his name for fifty years. Finally got another copy of his birth certificate. He was wrong 😂
@@Some_Electric_Boi It was an insurance company that I got through my employment. Apparently, my job gave them the wrong DOB. Which would be understandable if they weren't so insistent that I was wrong
There's a misspelling on my birth certificate. Since in my country it's legal to call yourself by any name so long as you're not using it to break the law, none of us have ever bothered to fix it. (The technical term, if I remember correctly, is "legal alias").
10:50 always funny how women think they have special rights to any of the jointly owned possessions. Sure, he was the cheating one, but that doesn't matter. No-fault divorce. That means it doesn't matter what anyone did.
6:50 my name is Aria. Pronounced uh-ri-uh. And EVERYONE gets it wrong. Sometimes they say maria sometimes they say ar-ee-uh. My name is 4 letters so wtf lol Edit: I will admit that my dad name me after someone. (My dad isn't the best speller but he named me) The name was supposed to be spelled Ariah I think but he misspelled it and now I give everyone side-eye when someone says it wrong.
My cousins (spoiled) step kids came over to my nanas for Christmas a few years ago, this was their first time there and the 9 year old spilled a cup of juice on the snack bar, I said “get some napkins and clean that up please.” “I don’t want to, that’s gross, you do it” “No, you can do it, it’s your mess” She was surprised I made her clean up after herself
Mine was this.my aunt,who has always hated me,asked me "why cant you act like an angel?" My respons?"but auntie,i am.you forget,lucifer was god's favorite angel" the look on her face...epic
What did the Bf’s sister report? “Yes, hello? I’d like to report an adult taking care of their parent who is not in the best state health wise. Why? BECAUSE THEY DIDNT PAY MY BILLS! THEIR MOM WAS MY DEAD BROTHERS GIRLFRIEND! THEY HAVE TO PAY FOR ME AND MY FAMILY’S BILLS!!!!!!!!!” I’m dying of laughter thinking of how this conversation would go.
This doesnt really apply to the video but 1 time my teacher asked me what I was doing and I said "nothing" and she looked at me in disbelief and said well what are u supposed 4o be doing? And I said my work and she said well you better get started and I just sat there and didnt do shit but for once she didnt scream at me
6:50 I literally have this problem too. Except it's my whole name. Here's how MINE goes- GUY-Tyler Ann Hutcheson! Me-*comes up* GUY-You sure that's your name? Me- Pretty sure, dude. GUY-Okay...Isn't your name spelled with an I? Me- Uh- No. Can I check that clipboard? GUY- *nods and hands me clipboard* Me- *seeing I am listed as male, Tyler Ann being Tyler-Ann and my last name is spelled Hutchison* Me- *on my final damn nerve*
I stutter pretty badly and my best "Did I fricking stutter?" moment was during a mythic+ run in World of Warcraft. We were doing instances we had done countless times and I was having a good day talking. My best game buddies asked me something and I answered her. She must have been distracted when I answered and she said what? I said I DIDN"T FUCKING STUTTER!.........everyone in discord just lost it. It was sooo bad we had to all just a 10 min and restart the key because we were all laughing so hard.
8:37 I don’t understand. Why are they doing the illegal bad thing and then getting upset when you won’t let them do the illegal bad thing? They shouldn’t have any moral ground to curse at you.
That one with the mispronounced name is one that I get from time to time. The crazy thing is that it's a simple name, just uncommon. I'll get mispronunciations, misspellings and some people will think I'm making a dirty joke, because it can be/has been used as part of a porn name. It's more funny than annoying for me. (I'm not telling you what it is. )
in my school we only have 1 history teacher and she is anoying af you make any noise she kicks you out i have never been in her class for longer than 10 minutes without geting kicked out
I hate when people try to lie to get you to confess to something that's not true... 😣😡😒 for example: I was driving home from a bowling alley with friends, I had a sticker on my car, of a flag that represented my tribe (native american) and then a police car slowed down and did a u turn to pull us over, the cop immediately put his flashlight in my face and told me I was swerving wildly, which I knew I wasn't, he kept telling me I was drunk, I was sober, he kept saying are sure you weren't drinking at the bowling alley!? I stared at him like 😕 😒 idk shit like that birthdate story pisses me off lol sorry for long story
@@Some_Electric_Boi thank you, but yeah most cops in the area would know I'm native (Onondaga of iroquois) seeing that type of flag basically, and would stereotype us as drunks 😒🙄
18:37 top tip from working in many shitty silver service jobs in London, if you give a cash tip we don't pay tax on it, if it's card based tip it gets put on wages and then has NI + tax and student deductions (if you make enough for SFE).
My former best friend had an argument with my mother over how to pronounce my name. She was arguing with the person who named me. For reference my name rhymes with Lisa. I had to go pick something up from the pharmacy or something. I go up pronounce my name properly, oh well we have, a rhymes with “Melissa”, Ledesma. Yeah that’s me.
What sucks is at the story at 8:10 it was likely they were trying to steal the dog and maybe sell her off somewhere, not saying this was infact what happened but it seemed sketchy that they somehow got the exact wrong dog and claimed it was theirs
9:16 Oh is this a thing people are taught. I hated when people do this to me. A lot of people just cannot do this in a genuine polite tone that is meant to be done and just come off as if they are forcing it. When I was growing up I was exposed to this sort of talk from people (parents ,rude teachers ,bullies) who were trying to act (maybe not the correct term) "holier than thou" to get me to do stuff I didn't want, then try to guilt trip me after and absolutely hated it because of it. It's probably not that bad, I've always been told it's not but no one ever tells me why except I am weak or "just cause", but I just find it disgusting so I am going to stand for that regardless.
Having an argument with head chef in the kitchen, he walked off so i called him a Fing dhead, he came back asked what i said so i said it again to his face. He grumbled and walked off again
Funny, my wife works for a gas station with a mostly red logo and she just worked 32 days straight, not less than 70 hours per week for for entire time, because people quit and called in.
Registering for a course, in front of a whole bunch of people, and the woman in charge ARGUES with me about my birthdate. All going well.."Name?" ..gives name. "Address?" gives address. "Date of birth?"..gives date of birth. "You mean (date of birth TEN YEARS later, making me ten years younger)"...Confused me. "No" (repeats date of birth).."It can't be" she says. In my head, I'm totally flattered. She is INSISTENT I was born ten years after my birth date. Not just "Oh, okay, my bad, misheard"...actually argumentative. In my head, I'm thinking "Lady, in what universe would someone ARGUE WITH YOU THAT THEY ARE TEN YEARS OLDER than younger???" (and I was quite mature aged, not a teenager). I shut her down and said "I think, after this many decades, I'd know my own birthdate. It is Xx.XX.Xxxx." I may have let it go, for any other course, but this course required that your date of birth be accurate. We also had a phone argument months later about something related to the course. She was a real work of art and apparently had issues with someone who looked ten years younger than she ought to lol. I think she still thought I was lying. Bizarre.
I had this moment with my ex-stepfather. He was trying to weasel his way back into my mother's life, he had our home raided by police and FDA, he was making and selling cocaine in the house. (thank God my mother and I were couch surfing with a friend) and I finally lost my filter and went off on him and unfortunately my mother. I told her and him that I was done with his BS and if she was going to take him back then I was moving out to live with my father. He got mad and said, "Are you going to abandon your mom?" And I basically just asked him if he thought I was joking while staring at him in the eyes. I apologised to my mom but told her that I couldn't take his crap anymore and made my choice. Mom got a fire lit under her butt and kicked him to the curb. My mother and I now live in a tiny house next to my father's house and our mother/daughter bond have never been stronger. Sorry for the long rant and thank you for reading.
Caring about someone doesn’t mean you owe it to them to suffer their terrible decisions with them, especially when that decision adversely affects you and leaves you unable to escape
@@redram5150 Thank you and you're absolutely right.
@@kaylabrownell1268 Bravo for standing up for yourself! You saved your wellbeing as well your mother's.
I feel you. Ever since the day I showed my dad I could throw a punch as well as take one… Totally different relationship now. First time in my life I ever really took control. And it was sweet!! 🤣
@@waitwhat1029 noice
One time a teacher told me to take a hike and I stared at him. He said “did I stutter?” And I was like, no, but I don’t understand what “take a hike” means. I was eleven.
Did you do something or was it out of the blue, just like that?
@@Some_Electric_Boi I snitched on a girl no one liked and the teacher wanted me to go to the end of the line. Unfortunately for him, I’m stupid.
Edit: no one liked her because she made up lies so she could make friends and everyone got sick of it
>unfortunately for him, I'm stupid.
11 year old you: Check, and Mate.
Me, the 11-year-old, knowing what that means and silently laughing.
"I can't work Saturday. I have plans"
It's not a lie--I plan not to work on Saturday.
Understandable, have a nice day
"What do you have planned this weekend?"
"Nothing."
"Oh great then you won't mind coming in."
"You misunderstand me. I plan to do nothing this weekend."
"Do you have shit in your ears?"
is a fun variant to use.
"You got stones in your ears?"
"You got wax in your ears??"
"Parlez-Vous Anglais?"
@@jamiewulfyr4607 wee
@@spicythyme760 Excellent! Awesomely played mate.😂🏆
I can’t even imagine a groomer insinuating that I don’t know my own goddamn dog. I probably would’ve assumed that they did some thing to my baby, and lost my shit in the lobby.
It's really common for dogs to look totally different after a groom. Tons of UA-cam videos on the topic
Not sure about the market today, but in some places back in the 90's Rottweillers were popular and expensive... AND I'd rescued one (a pound throw-away) and had him well trained and behaved... even worked on the "thinks he's a lap-dog" issue... (lolz)
Normally, it's just a large dog with a smooth coat, so grooming and washing isn't a serious issue... Even with my schedule and Navy training and such, I had time and resources... BUT this particular groomer was offering some top of the line flea and tick protection and a pretty serious deal monetarily...
...AND what do you know... The lunatic at the front desk tried to convince me a Pekinese was my guy... You should've seen the anxiety rise and thicken in the lobby when I exploded at the top of my lungs, "YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW A GOD DAMN ROTTWEILLER FROM THIS FLUFFY RAT!?!?!?!"
I could even understand (almost) a doberman being mistaken... but a pekinese??? Seriously???
Anyway, the nice baritone (god blessed me with) ripped through the walls of the place and seemed to carry all the way out into the parking lot... as we passed other people outside there were giggles and pointing and even a couple "knowing winks" shared. ;o)
To be fair, "oh wow that's not my dog" is the single most common reaction groomers get, I stg it's constant. So I understand the woman replying with a tired "Yes, that's Mylie."
"Miss, I don't want to insinuate that you are anything but a nice person, but what grooming methods did your company use to turn my Frenchie into a Malamute?"
@@bend3rbot Yeah but you have an idea of what a naked version of your dog looks like
Used to work in a customer service call center. Now, we had a rule where you were allowed to hang up on people swearing at you. I focused on the “at you” part of it. Like a guy who just swore casually but was otherwise perfectly pleasant. It reminded me of talking with my friends, where talk is laden with profanity, but not with abuse.
It was only once I had a particular abusive customer, who I had to follow procedure with and informed him that if he kept using that abusive language at me I would be forced to disconnect.
All he got out was “you don’t have the fucking balls t...” and I pushed the disconnect.
Buddy, I warned you, and it don’t take a lot of balls to hang up the phone.
I'm a casual cusser, and I thank you for recognizing the difference.
I can only imagine what was going on the other side of that call
@@Some_Electric_Boi well, I know there was some racism there too, as his very first complaint was us having a prompt in our phone for Spanish speaking reps...and apparently he didn’t like hearing that it was an option
I attended the local community college right after high school graduation. My psychology instructor proclaimed "Attendance in my class is mandatory. If you miss my class because of work, you will need to bring a note from your employer stating that."
I chuckled loud enough for her to hear me.
She is now red-faced and growling "Is something I said funny to you?"
"Yes. You missed the part where I paid to be here and my employer pays me to be at work. So if you pay me more to be here, than that's what I'll do; so don't hold your breath expecting a note because that'll never happen."
Jesus Christ lmao you destroyed her
For the love of God! How can you walk with those balls of steel?!
add this to the list of shit that never happened in the history of ever
@@sir_topcat Cynic.
@@ethanedwards3357 stories to good to be true. If the professor was a difficult then they would respond by just failing here like she said she would do if she misses the classes.
Not me personally; but during my military service was witness to a supervisor blowing up on her airman who felt she didn't have to do anything not in her job description.
"No. That's not in my job description" always followed any order the supervisor gave her. (and loud complaining by the airman to anybody who would listen).
Supervisor finally snapped one day and screamed "Well neither is whining, but you're doing a lot of that!!"
That outburst silenced the metaphorical crickets. Airman did everything she was told after that without hesitation.
In the 80's my wife and I bought a 36" color TV from a locally owned and ran store known for customer service. We also bought the "bumper to bumper" warranty and it covered everything including acts of God.
It was struck by lightening so we took it in for repair or replacement. After two weeks we go to pick it up but they said only parts were covered. Labor was billed at an outrageous amount of hours, (about three times the original set cost) so I argued we should not be billed anything at all and even produced my signed contract. I said "We won't pay a dime and I'm taking my set with me. The contract says any and all damages are covered so I am sticking by that contract". While they were stammering I picked up my set and walked out.
Wow, back when TV's were repairable lol
Zenith?
My grandfather bought and paid for his own funeral expenses with a local funeral home. When he finally got around to dying 30 years later, and expenses were twice as much as he had paid, the funeral home was NOT happy and tried to get us to upgrade the service to get more money out of us. But we weren't having it, we made them stick to their bargain.
My moment was telling off my mother, the toxic borderline narcissist with a martyr complex.
One day I was studying for an exam, and she burst into my room spoiling for a fight. She screamed that the dishes weren't done, and demanded to know if I appreciated her all-too-busy housework routine. After years of putting up with her BS, suddenly something changed. I could see her lips moving, but I was tuning the words out. It was like my brain turned on a firewall. "This person is going on a tirade. Allow or Deny?"
I returned fire with "Mom don't preach to me. You want me to do the dishes or not?"
She blustered some more, but I was having none of it. "Mom! YES OR NO???"
That was my "Did I stutter?" moment. Surprisingly she backed off. Damn it felt good to finally put her in her place.
Am I the only one who watches these to make sure exes and toxic people from my past aren’t altering a story?
Carry on.
Had a similar one, worked for an amusements (arcade) a few years back, my nana died while on shift and I went to tell my manager, she said "so let me guess, you want the day off?" Bearing in mind I hadn't taken a day off prior to this in 5 months of working there, I just looked at her and repeated "My. Nana. Just. Died." She requested my work top so I pelted it at her and walked home topless
I'm sorry for your loss. But I also understand why she prob didn't believe you. I work retail and have seen people pull 'my X just died' 'someone broke in my house' 'I vomited on the way here' and then we find out they where lying. Then when someone REALLY has an emergency no one believes you.
It sucks. But kudos to you for not taking her shit.
Had a friend in elementary school. She was a great person, smart, kind, funny, relatable, great at drawing, supportive and reliable (she had literally broken 8 bones before from sports and came to school throughout the entire ordeal, every, single, time), etc. One time, I was trying to learn how to draw eyes (big anime/game-type eyes), and failing *miserably* despite my efforts. She offered to help/teach me. I was like "Oh no you don't have to" and she looked at me with a "did I stutter" face. She was iconic.
This thread raised my blood pressure to a concerning rate. I’ve most definitely had hundreds of these moments, but since I was either a kid, or in mental health care facilities, I never had any pull. I, just this year, regained my dignity and self respect after 15 years of being a pushover. And I was finally able to use this skill two days ago telling a job that I applied for that it won’t be a good fit. I’ve had a habit of keeping myself in a positions lower than what I deserve because of low self worth. I deserve to be more than a janitor and currently I feel like cashiering is below me, so I’m figuring out my future to be an entrepreneur selling handmade items on etzy. My current job is okay, but it’s not okay that they cut my hours, and it’s not okay that I leave work in the worst pain of my life because they refuse to change out the chairs at work. Cheers!
Ohhhh... what items are you selling?
I’m not selling anything just yet, but I’ll be selling little spell bottles on etzy along with anything else I create like oils, found rocks, hand written spell books, voodoo dolls, moon waters, ingredients, artwork, little charms, and anything else I can think of in the future.
@@plastiqueneurosis I do like charms. Maybe keychains or stickers too. Those are nice too. When you are ready, drop the link here and I will check it out.
I’m having trouble pasting the link but crowmansonpotions is what my shop is called and it’s the picture with the crow.
@@plastiqueneurosis thank you
Me: "Get out of my woods"
Camper: *Doesn't get out of my woods*
Me: "Did I studder?" *Starts throwing boulders*
isn't it stutter ?
Bigfoot never took grammar lessons, as he is using google translate. Bigfoot speaks dutch.
I use sharp sticks. Obviously.
I mean, kinda. You did say studder.
@@theautisticartist9370 Grappig!
A home siding guy came to offer me a "free quote" for new siding and, if I wanted, he'd quote for roof as well. (one of those 'hi. we are doing your neighbour's siding blah blah'. I said no thank you and went to shut the door. He stopped the door and asked why... I looked at him, then his hand on the door, back to him, and said 'because I fucking said so?...' (the question mark is the 'did I stutter?' not lack of confidence). He kind of stumbled back like my words had physically pushed him and looked completely shocked. I shut the door and laughed so fucking hard for like 10 minutes. It is difficult for me not to feel pushed around because I am a woman (I hate saying that is the reason) and fall into the 'I would like to not get raped and murdered' category. I am working on it and think I'm getting better about saying 'no'.
- con merchant. Watch when your neighbour's siding falls down. (if they actually built one)
My mom never really had a girly voice. Couldn't scream to save her life, and attempts always came out sounding like a roar...
SO one day, our dog (who had a penchant for barking and snarling at uniforms) was going absolutely OFF... AND she'd had words with him a couple times already over little or nothing... SO she grabs the door to shout at him to shut up, and there just happened to be one of the Marine Corp recruiters in dress greens to see me... (senior in high school)... AND instead of shouting "Max" at the dog, she couldn't stop that step past the threshold and just blurted out a gravelly "RWAAAAAAGH!" To whit, the poor Marine (caught entirely by surprise RIGHT at the edge of the porch) stumbled backward and landed sitting in the mud with EVERY paper he was carrying scattered to the wind... and a not-so-bright expression plastered across his wide-eyed face...
Trust me. My mom was only about 5' 4"... AND she constantly warned "Dynamite comes in SMALL packages." If you put your mind to it, you'll GET it. ;o)
@@gnarthdarkanen7464 "oOORAGGH!.... United States Marine Corps"
-Can you sent them down my way? they can recruit me
I need a job......😕
@@bogusmogus9551 Can't find a recruiter? They're usually not difficult to locate, and once attention is paid, those guys are like sharks in a sea of blood...
I can understand the frustration over employment, though... Commissions are drying up recently... BUT there's light at the end of our tunnel. We CAN do this. ;o)
A turtle approved these "did I fricking stutter" moments
THAT is the best approval you can get
@@k_a_i_d_e_n True-
@Xx1Noire1xX indeed
Turtleee
@@Thebigcoffee indeed
My sibling, (13) playing slime rancher in my room because thats where the Xbox and tv were, told me that now she had to show me Jeremy and Stacy, which were her two old chickens, and a little later after that, I forgot what Jeremy was called and so I blurted out, ‘how long have you had Stacy and Patricia?’ We were laughing nonstop for 20 minutes
Slime rancher is the best game ever
Did your sibling watch phineas and ferb at all?
@@NetheriteMiner nope
@@era_the_gamerffl1510 ok because (in case you haven't seen it), Stacy and Jeremy are names of characters on there. Thought it was unusual that she picked those two names specifically, guess it was just a coincidence.
@@NetheriteMiner A while ago she had asked me what a good name for a chicken was and for no reason at all I blurted out stacy
Me: *asks my math teacher how to solve 'this' problem
Teacher: *guides me and found the answer
Me: *walking back to my desk and told my friends the answer
My friend: "no, (her answer, the wrong answer) is the correct answer"
Me: "uhh, I asked Miss X and she told me (my answer) is the correct answer"
My friend: "I know but (her answer) is the answer"
Me: "whatever."
Later that day my friend ask me why her score was lower than mine, I said "Oh? was I stuttered when I told you the correct answer?"
I was stuttered, yes, that is correct.
Random guy: did you mean-
WAS I STUTTERED?
I think you meant was I stuttered
DID I stutter, not WAS I stuttered.
Everytime I get a sales call and tell them "No, thank you. Please take me off my calling list."
Oh, they will... and then sell your number to a dozen other sales centers, because it's a verified phone number with someone who will answer. Your best bet (if you do answer an unknown number) is to introduce yourself like you're answering a business line. "Triple A Insurance, this is ____, can I help you?" If the call isn't a recorded message, they'll hang up and delete your number because it's no good to them.
I had something similar happened to me except it was a company who had either been given a wrong number or hadn’t updated yet but since 2019 I’ve had 3 or 5 calls from that company and each time they asked the same questions and each time I always told them I sorry you’ve got the wrong number
Had an ex who walked over me for 3 years. He cheated, came back, had and on and off relationship, abused and manipulated me and I still gave him a chance. He told everyone he was loyal for a year but then I found out he cheated again. I had enough and had a one night stand cuz I thought "since I let him do it so often, he should be fine with this." He wasn't. When I told him, he got mad. Then he said "you know what. I'm done with your shit." In which I replied "guess we're on the same boat then." And we broke up, yet again. But this time, for good. He tried to come back a week later and he tried for months, each time I said no. I've now have him blocked in every way possible and much happier in life. That one line saved me and it's still my best 'did I stutter' moment.
I'm working at the Front Desk of a hotel.
A man enters the hotel. "Do you have a room for tonight?"
Me: "No sir, I'm sorry. We're booked up."
Him: "Come on man, you have rooms."
Me: "No sir, sorry. We don't have any rooms left."
Him: "What if I paid double?"
Me: "Sir! I don't have any rooms left. Please leave."
Him: "How about triple?"
Me: "GET OUT!!"
Him: "Damn, dude, I was just asking."
Me: "No! You were asking several times! I politely told you the first time! You don't ask over and over again! LEAVE! NOW!"
His friend dragged him out.
Telling a shift leader at a store I used to work at "I'm not going to help customers on the self service, I'm here as security, nothing more, nothing less."
14:48 good on this guy for standing up to a customer, i got fired from wally world about a week ago for some bs that got blamed on me. But i would always have customers like this and i just got tired of it in my final week, theyve been firing like crazy and i knew it would only be a matter of time. Anyways, i actually had a customer threaten me over being carded and i looked at him with a straight face and said "i get off at 8, see you then", he threatened to fight me, about a week after that i was fired for supposedly calling a supervisor a bitch, never did as i respected that supervisor
Edit: typo
The dog at the groomer story...her snide comment would have had me flipping my sh*t on her. When it came to my dog, I was very protective. RIP good doggo
My best moment of this was when I asked my brother "Did I fricking stutter?" when he looked at me in shock after I told him that I wouldn't make him his lunch. (He's the youngest and thinks that he's the favorite. He gets in trouble a lot and yes my parents do things about it, plus he's used to everyone doing everything for him.
Make him do his own crap, let him learn how the world works
@@Some_Electric_Boi When I do, he tries to kill me.
@@catprincess2429 tries to kill you????????
@@andylutz3505 Yes. I bit his finger the second time, but if I hadn't kicked my brother the first time, I would be dead by now (FYI, he hecking chocked me the first time. He did the same the second time he tried to kill me but the first time I wasn't prepared but the second time I was.)
@@catprincess2429 It seems that he probably needs some professional help. In some cases, if the violent attack don't stop, it will result in a lot of serious problems for you, your family and him. Still try to reprend him and if he continues to do so, ask to your parents for him to see professional help and remind him that's nothing to be ashamed or angry about seeing someone.
For myself it was when a District Manager told me it was possible to sweep, mop, and vacuum our store in 30 mins, because that was how long corporate said it would take. Ignoring of course, the fact that no, corporate's mandate said vacuum only, as no standard store had tile floors at all, when I couldn't do it, and he started berating me, I asked him to show me how to do it. He got all silent, and asked what did I say, I didn't say the line, but I handed him the mop, and then repeated it, and he threw it down(Hard enough to crack the cheap-ass thing it should be noted), and started yelling, I just walked out and went home...turned around at a light when I realized the store manager would make the other manager work alone if I wasn't there to help, and by the time I got back, the DM was gone. The SM, who had watched this all go down, said nothing, and we never brought it up again. The DM was never in our store again, and was fired a few weeks later for reasons that ranged from sexual advances on employees to trying to swipe equipment. Never was sure which was true.
Saying the line would've given the DM reason to fire you because his feelings got hurt.
I work for a state agency that does not issue cell phones for work. We are definitely told never to use our phones for collecting evidence/documentation, since that leaves them open to discovery/FOIA stuff.
Our quarterback gets an injured arm from the other team
“You’re gonna regret that”
“Really? How”
“I’m gonna embarrass your entire team”
*1 hundred yard touchdown, with every person on their team getting a hand on me later*
“Did I fucking stutter?”
The other team actually forfeited after that.
Don’t fuck with the quarterback when their runningback is bigger than your linemen
the door sales man tries to stop you, punch right in the solar plexes, they will drop like a rock
Went to a timberwolves game once and i didnt know i wasnt allowed my backpack when entering the arena. I have hearing problems sometimes and at the time i was 13. Long story short, the security lady told me i cant carry my bag into the arena or else i was gonna get escorted off the premises. Keep in mind she said this without warning. Just went from 0-100 like that. I quickly replied with a “what?” And she said “Did i stutter? I know you can hear me. You aint deaf”. I shot back with a “i cant really hear that well, seriously. Could you please repeat that?” And she looked at me like i was stupid and like i was bullshitting her. She soon realized i wasnt playing, and with her pride so high, she said give me your backpack and follow me. We go into the backroom and another long story short, i got to watch the game eventually, but not until after a five minute session with her and some other arena security about why i didnt want to give up my bag. After confirming to them that i just didnt hear her, they asked me, a 13 year old, to leave and go watch the game. She stayed back in the room. Not sure what happened but i hope she lost her job because she was a real bitch🤣💯
There's a shelf right above the flat top at work where we place our glaze pan when its not in use. One day, I kept whacking my forehead on the handle of it. After the fourth time, I grumbled loudly about "some asshole leaving the handle out" when he puts it away. One of the guys on the other stations turns to be and asks "aren't you the one putting it up there?"
Did I fucking stutter?
That's right! 😋
...I don't...get it?
Aren't you the one putting it up there?
If you are, this isn't a "did I fucking stutter" moment.
If you aren't... this _still_ isn't a "did I fucking stutter" moment...
@@StarWarsomania read it again. I called the person putting it up there an asshole. Coworker said I was the one putting it up there. By saying "did I fucking stutter?" I called myself an asshole.
Was walking through the mall with my gay little brother, preface by saying I am extremely shy and not very attractive. I am a very large 22yo girl with frizzy curly hair, acne, and only dress in old t-shirts and jeans because im poor. This guy from a kiosk comes up to me and ask "ma'am would you like to be beautiful like other women" and this angered me because I have spent so long working on my self esteem from years of people telling me im not enough. I looked this man dead in the eye and said "I am beautiful" this guy looked confused and looked me up and down, I could see his thoughts on his face so I said "im beautiful and perfect just how I am" then walked away. I have never felt like more of a badness in my life. After that I went into the bathroom and cried because that was one of the first times I have said that out loud around other people, true growth. Love yourself and f*ck beauty standards
If a groomer can give a dog a cut that changes its breed, props to them for being a pioneer in gene manipulation.
It wasn't me but I witnessed one of the best "didn't I fucking stutter" moments a few months ago.
An older gentleman had fallen and hit his head pretty badly on the sidewalk. He was bleeding a bit but more worryingly was the fact he was non responsive to anything including pain.
As nother person were trying to get through to the 112 operator (Danish 911.) the situation a nurse that worked with headtraumas asked to talk to her.
She explained the symptomes and requested an ambulance and the women questioned her about it.
She repeated the symptoms again and when the women then once again started asking questions she just coldly said "Listen! I am a nurse that work with cases like this daily! This man is unresponsive with a head injury and has been for several minutes now! He needs an ambulance!"
You could tell she got pissed but I seriously respected the way she slammed her foot down. Would have done the same the man had been out for at least 5 and though the bleeding was very mild he was still not responding to anything. He started to wake up when the ambulance came but he without a doubt had a pretty bad concussion.
Here's my moment. I found a note on my door about a noise complaint from another tenant. I went into the office, first thing in the morning and it was clear I was pissed. I said to them "Banging and slamming doors last night?" "Yes, they said that was what they heard and it was clearly you." "That's funny, I was at work last night until 7 am. I don't think my cat makes that much noise so don't post this shit on my door again until you check your facts. I find it offensive that I listen to headphone while playing movies, music, or even games just to not disturb other people in the building only to find this crap taped to my door." Deflated manager shrank to half size.
"I'm sorry, this office does not accept solicitation calls. Please remove us from your list. Have a nice day." (click)
I can't tell you how much I enjoy saying those words when the opportunity presents.
9:41 That's probably my favourite "not happening Bro" moment
Friend of mine is an artist and messaged me asking if I was interested in any of the pieces she made. I was so I said "I'll take the lot" and paid up then and there. Seemed to make her happy that
17:32 bruh how a kid gonna tell you "I have other arrangements" and still be shocked when they say they can't because they have other arrangements.
Not sure this counts as I did sorta plan this as I knew it was a matter of time.
One of the last things I said to my classmates at my High School Graduation was that I wasn't fond of any of them and hoped not to see them again so they shouldn't bother keeping in touch. Needless to say a few of them over the last 11 years have attempted to add me as a friend on facebook to which they get the hard no. Then came the time for our 10 year High School Reunion. Of course I never intended to go (and still didn't). Any way I got the RSVP letter and burned it in my fireplace. A week or so later I get a call from one of them asking if I intended to go (still not happy with my mom for giving them my phone number). I promptly asked immediately who it was calling, they gave their name, and before I hung up I asked them "Do you remember what I said at Graduation?" Haven't been contacted since.
Again, I did plan on this as I knew they were likely to contact me to try and get me to attend but all the same it felt better than I thought and it's really the only one I got worth telling.
Did i stutter ?
Bingo yes i did
2:00 why is this so common? what's so attractive about your boyfriends friend who's living on your couch?
The d*ck that's paying the bills isn't there to have *** with you. The one on the couch is.
It's stupid and wrong, but that's what selfish people think.
I literally just had somebody spell my name in a text JYDN even though they have my email address that says my name in the email address and they’re holding documents with my name on that
Who even spells Jaden jydn??
I experienced this with my son, his insurance typed his name as Relgn (it's Reign). Mind you they had several documents with the correct spelling, I had written out the name several times, AND I corrected them when I noticed. Still got a card spelled Relgn with an L. Idek how you would pronounce that. :|
@@GuardianMomoku First off, they probably didn’t care if they didn’t take the time to change it and second, I like your son’s name
I have an automatic signature on almost all communications with my name at work. (not my irl name but) I'll sign my email with Ariadne and their reply will be Hi Aria, and it bugs the everloving shit out of me. That's not my name. If I wanted you to call me by a nickname, I would have signed my email with it.
My best ever one:
I was in High school in the UK, a Grammar School to be exact (a little bit more academically focused, emphasis on tradition, a little bit stuck up).
For reference I'm a Metalhead and it was winter, so I was wearing a hooded jumper to School, I had several, the one in question was Korn - with an image of a Babies face with Duct tape over the mouth.
I got pulled up by the deputy Head Master - about wearing an offensive image. Now fair enough on this, although mild and my parents (deeply religious Christians) didn't have an issue with it, I could see how it could be considered offensive.
So the next day, I wore a Metallica jumper, this one has the following words 'Metallica' and 'Garage Inc,' on it, and a picture of the 4 members of the band.
The Deputy Head Master comes to find me in the Library (in front of my Class) and says I had been wearing another jumper with Offensive words on it. so I replied 'is the Words "Metallica and Garage Inc Offensive?"' - he then immediately said 'I meant Offensive Imageary' and I asked 'How is a picture of 4 men standing up Offensive?'.
He left.
And my class had just witnessed me (13 and not very popular) catch our Deputy Head Master in a blatant lie and verbally outsmart him.
How do you try to argue back together a relationship when he’s driving you to the airport?
One of my own:
"Ma, there's a deer in the yard!"
"What?"
"DID I STUTTER MA THERE IS A DEER IN THE YARD."
It’s funny because I have a bad stutter but whenever I say did I stutter I think people really try to think about whether or not I did.
"And I have homework for other classes."
It was a response to one of my high school British literature teacher (note: I'm American but at my high school, the English course for the tenth grade was British Literature). She was unbelievably rude and often lost our homework and even tests but would always claim to our class that we never turned it in. She was also the only teacher my parents ever disliked and had stayed that they'd demand for me to be pulled out of her class if she ever became my teacher again (which happened to some of my friends who took AP literature).
The response was made after she approached me during study hall and saw me working hard on an art project for my art class. Didn't even glance up at her while I said that or stopped working on my project for art, because I was still super mad at her for having the audacity to tell me, "oh. I see several mistakes" when I turned an essay earlier in the day.
6:08 From this story we can all learn that "reading the room" is truly subjective. And i'm not beeing sarcastic.
Up next: The malicious compliance
2:21 *Surprised Pikachu face*
Had a boss tell me i had to do 3 other people's jobs,plus mine. I said,well,im gonna need those 3 others paychecks,too.i dont work for free.they can pull their weight,like everyone else,or,you can grow a pair and cut the deadweight
Love you all, have a great day!
Peace and love bruh
@@ishowhalal thank you
A person telling you that you can’t quit a job; isn’t that illegal?
11:44 "This one time, there was a student who was really annoying"
Ah, yes, a classic.
mine would be the time i was naming my character in pokemon mystery dungeon and i named the skitty shimmer, and my friends were like "Shimmer. Really?" and i just look at them and say "Did i f***ing stutter?"
Videos like this continue to reinforce that my choice to be and remain single might have been the best decision I've ever made.
17:50 because some teachers are just power hungry and children are the only ones they can have power over there lives lol
I hate that the one guy was written up for “not being a team player”.
5:02 dayummm she just got roasted
“I guess that’s something you two should have figured out during pillow talk, huh?” Is such a raw line holy shit
Something about that story felt off
I had the birthday one. They said I was wrong. Apparently, my parents, schools, state and federal government, and myself have been mistaken on my birth year for thirty years. Oops.
Although my dad had been correcting people on how to spell his name for fifty years. Finally got another copy of his birth certificate. He was wrong 😂
How the hell does that happen?
@@Some_Electric_Boi It was an insurance company that I got through my employment. Apparently, my job gave them the wrong DOB. Which would be understandable if they weren't so insistent that I was wrong
There's a misspelling on my birth certificate. Since in my country it's legal to call yourself by any name so long as you're not using it to break the law, none of us have ever bothered to fix it. (The technical term, if I remember correctly, is "legal alias").
Advance!
* gets arm bitten off *
I said advance god damnit!!!
Bless your soul for putting your adds at the end of your video
10:50 always funny how women think they have special rights to any of the jointly owned possessions. Sure, he was the cheating one, but that doesn't matter. No-fault divorce. That means it doesn't matter what anyone did.
6:50 my name is Aria. Pronounced uh-ri-uh. And EVERYONE gets it wrong. Sometimes they say maria sometimes they say ar-ee-uh. My name is 4 letters so wtf lol
Edit: I will admit that my dad name me after someone. (My dad isn't the best speller but he named me) The name was supposed to be spelled Ariah I think but he misspelled it and now I give everyone side-eye when someone says it wrong.
This is a nice video. I was a yes person. Not anymore and it's nice seeing people not being yes people and being walked on.
My cousins (spoiled) step kids came over to my nanas for Christmas a few years ago, this was their first time there and the 9 year old spilled a cup of juice on the snack bar, I said “get some napkins and clean that up please.”
“I don’t want to, that’s gross, you do it”
“No, you can do it, it’s your mess”
She was surprised I made her clean up after herself
Mine was this.my aunt,who has always hated me,asked me "why cant you act like an angel?" My respons?"but auntie,i am.you forget,lucifer was god's favorite angel" the look on her face...epic
Put a space in between the periods because the blue words are baiting me to click them
The text: "Years"
Every single reading bot: "Ye-urs"
The pizza one sounds like something that would happen where I work
What did the Bf’s sister report?
“Yes, hello? I’d like to report an adult taking care of their parent who is not in the best state health wise. Why? BECAUSE THEY DIDNT PAY MY BILLS! THEIR MOM WAS MY DEAD BROTHERS GIRLFRIEND! THEY HAVE TO PAY FOR ME AND MY FAMILY’S BILLS!!!!!!!!!”
I’m dying of laughter thinking of how this conversation would go.
This doesnt really apply to the video but 1 time my teacher asked me what I was doing and I said "nothing" and she looked at me in disbelief and said well what are u supposed 4o be doing? And I said my work and she said well you better get started and I just sat there and didnt do shit but for once she didnt scream at me
6:50
I literally have this problem too. Except it's my whole name. Here's how MINE goes-
GUY-Tyler Ann Hutcheson!
Me-*comes up*
GUY-You sure that's your name?
Me- Pretty sure, dude.
GUY-Okay...Isn't your name spelled with an I?
Me- Uh- No. Can I check that clipboard?
GUY- *nods and hands me clipboard*
Me- *seeing I am listed as male, Tyler Ann being Tyler-Ann and my last name is spelled Hutchison*
Me- *on my final damn nerve*
I stutter pretty badly and my best "Did I fricking stutter?" moment was during a mythic+ run in World of Warcraft. We were doing instances we had done countless times and I was having a good day talking. My best game buddies asked me something and I answered her. She must have been distracted when I answered and she said what? I said I DIDN"T FUCKING STUTTER!.........everyone in discord just lost it. It was sooo bad we had to all just a 10 min and restart the key because we were all laughing so hard.
8:37 I don’t understand. Why are they doing the illegal bad thing and then getting upset when you won’t let them do the illegal bad thing? They shouldn’t have any moral ground to curse at you.
So: you've never caught someone say, stealing, from you & then they get mad at you for catching them?
Why does he look like he’s about to sneeze in the thumbnail? 😆
That one with the mispronounced name is one that I get from time to time. The crazy thing is that it's a simple name, just uncommon. I'll get mispronunciations, misspellings and some people will think I'm making a dirty joke, because it can be/has been used as part of a porn name. It's more funny than annoying for me. (I'm not telling you what it is. )
I'm a vehicle inspector as well. That first comment is too close to home.
I can't with people 😒
They say things to get under your skin and when you defend yourself they get shocked 😮🙄😒
Can you do scariest animal attacks please?
in my school we only have 1 history teacher and she is anoying af you make any noise she kicks you out i have never been in her class for longer than 10 minutes without geting kicked out
I hate when people try to lie to get you to confess to something that's not true... 😣😡😒
for example: I was driving home from a bowling alley with friends, I had a sticker on my car, of a flag that represented my tribe (native american) and then a police car slowed down and did a u turn to pull us over, the cop immediately put his flashlight in my face and told me I was swerving wildly, which I knew I wasn't, he kept telling me I was drunk, I was sober, he kept saying are sure you weren't drinking at the bowling alley!? I stared at him like 😕 😒 idk shit like that birthdate story pisses me off lol sorry for long story
One item, two words: Dash Cam
It’ll come in handy
And what does that have to do with the flag?
@@hansdietrich83 They’re probably saying that it was the flag that got them pulled over
@@Some_Electric_Boi thank you, but yeah most cops in the area would know I'm native (Onondaga of iroquois) seeing that type of flag basically, and would stereotype us as drunks 😒🙄
@@hansdietrich83 Look up Starlight Tours, cops have a long and violent history of fucking with Native people just because they can.
18:37 top tip from working in many shitty silver service jobs in London, if you give a cash tip we don't pay tax on it, if it's card based tip it gets put on wages and then has NI + tax and student deductions (if you make enough for SFE).
That guy who is 26 and still in high school must be a pretty terrible student. Sad for them.
My former best friend had an argument with my mother over how to pronounce my name. She was arguing with the person who named me. For reference my name rhymes with Lisa.
I had to go pick something up from the pharmacy or something. I go up pronounce my name properly, oh well we have, a rhymes with “Melissa”, Ledesma. Yeah that’s me.
I feel dumb but what's a W at 2:36. witch, wanker? What's it?
".. wasn't allowed to leave until he said so" 🤬 I'm sorry, you what now?
That is literal kidnapping
What sucks is at the story at 8:10 it was likely they were trying to steal the dog and maybe sell her off somewhere, not saying this was infact what happened but it seemed sketchy that they somehow got the exact wrong dog and claimed it was theirs
My name is rarely pronounced or spelled right. It’s 6 fricking letters how hard could it be?!
Too be honest - if I saw someone steal a packet of sausages, I didn't see them steal a packet of sausages. Especially if it was from a chain place.
Robo voice says "Budweiser" very German. I like it. Way better than listening to the "white" pronunciation of "tacos" LOL
9:16 Oh is this a thing people are taught. I hated when people do this to me.
A lot of people just cannot do this in a genuine polite tone that is meant to be done and just come off as if they are forcing it. When I was growing up I was exposed to this sort of talk from people (parents ,rude teachers ,bullies) who were trying to act (maybe not the correct term) "holier than thou" to get me to do stuff I didn't want, then try to guilt trip me after and absolutely hated it because of it.
It's probably not that bad, I've always been told it's not but no one ever tells me why except I am weak or "just cause", but I just find it disgusting so I am going to stand for that regardless.
Maybe I just had shit people in my life growing up actually.
When I spell sumething wrong and someone try’s to correct me
*I can't help it*
Um... one of the words there.... you, uh... yeah, I'm just trying to help. 😉
@@Broadpaw_Fox learn self control batch
Having an argument with head chef in the kitchen, he walked off so i called him a Fing dhead, he came back asked what i said so i said it again to his face.
He grumbled and walked off again
Funny, my wife works for a gas station with a mostly red logo and she just worked 32 days straight, not less than 70 hours per week for for entire time, because people quit and called in.
Oh I took that literally
Registering for a course, in front of a whole bunch of people, and the woman in charge ARGUES with me about my birthdate. All going well.."Name?" ..gives name. "Address?" gives address. "Date of birth?"..gives date of birth. "You mean (date of birth TEN YEARS later, making me ten years younger)"...Confused me. "No" (repeats date of birth).."It can't be" she says. In my head, I'm totally flattered. She is INSISTENT I was born ten years after my birth date. Not just "Oh, okay, my bad, misheard"...actually argumentative. In my head, I'm thinking "Lady, in what universe would someone ARGUE WITH YOU THAT THEY ARE TEN YEARS OLDER than younger???" (and I was quite mature aged, not a teenager). I shut her down and said "I think, after this many decades, I'd know my own birthdate. It is Xx.XX.Xxxx." I may have let it go, for any other course, but this course required that your date of birth be accurate. We also had a phone argument months later about something related to the course. She was a real work of art and apparently had issues with someone who looked ten years younger than she ought to lol. I think she still thought I was lying. Bizarre.
Asbestos in a child care facility...WTF?!