7:30 "Don't record it. Don't write it down. And deny, deny, deny." People who haven't been read their Miranda Rights don't know how much a throwaway remark/comment WILL screw you over! As a lawyer said, "It doesn't say it 'can or may *_help_* you', it says it 'can *AND WILL be used against* you'." In other words, anything anyone says (after being read their Miranda Rights) can't *EVER* help, your words *WILL* be used against you. Doesn't matter if you mention you saw the dog take a dump in your yard in the morning, people who have never been in that situation don't know who so fuking easy and simple it is for your no-nothing comment to be turned around and made to look like a full blown confession! They do it so effortlessly. It's _done_ effortlessly once you say ANYTHING. So, *don't be a dick* but refuse to say anything without legal counsel present. Don't fall for their "Well, you can at least tell us if (whatever) right?" If you're *_EVER_* read your Miranda Rights you say, "I respect you and what you do but I refuse to say anything without my attorney/lawyer present." END OF STORY. If they ask you what your favorite color is... "I respect you and what you do but I refuse to say anything without my attorney/lawyer present." If they say "This weather really sucks, doesn't it?" You say, "I respect you and what you do but I refuse to say anything without my attorney/lawyer present." Get it? No joke. And I'm not exaggerating. You will royally fuk yourself over if you decide to forgo this piece of lived-through advice.
i had an economics prof who explained it like this "the cops are not your friends , they are not trying to help you, they are trying to close a case." he said this and then told a story about how a friend of his got sentenced to many years for something he didn't do because he was trying to explain himself to the cops without his lawyer present.
My favorite one I heard in a different thread was someone was at a college party with a bunch of underaged people. The cops raided the party and handed out tickets that were just little scraps of paper. This one guy was sitting on the front porch rocking back and forth holding a blank scrap of paper muttering my parents are gonna kill me! Ooo I’m gonna be in so much trouble! The cops payed him no mind. Legendary.
A girl once invited me and some friends to run a train I opted out just found the idea gross, next day the girl claimed to be raped , if it wasnt for one of the guys recording her getting it started they all would have been in jail for it, later 4 of the guys found out they were HIV positive and traced it back to the same girl she was charged with transmission of the disease and false statements
@@HH-ru4bj let us hope that doesn't happen I wear protection but still need to know if they know, it should be if its diagnosed its known if its undiagnosed then I kinda agree
I have a very similar story to the first one. In high school, me and a couple friends stole a bottle of crown royal from one of our parents liquor cabinets and went over to a neighborhood to meet up with some girls from our school. We were all like 15 or 16 maybe? I just know that we were able to drive by ourselves. It was late at night and when we got there we went to the neighborhood clubhouse to wait for the girls. When they got there, we all started taking shots. Long story short, the police ended up coming and all of my friends and the girls scattered in different directions. I just sat calmly on the curb of the parking lot while the police chased after everyone else. When one officer came up to me and asked me why I didn’t run, I simply said, “Because I haven’t been drinking officer “. Everyone else got written a ticket for underage drinking except for me.
Me and a couple other kids decided to skip our school morning assembly by staying in the classroom. Senior council members were patrolling the corridors and checking all classrooms. I guess the other two kids didn't hear the footsteps or didn't act quick enough or whatever but I quickly hid underneath the corner-most desk and one of the members walked in. The two kids were punished and their parents were called. Thankfully, they didn't rat me out and I survived.
I was once at a tiny little grocery store in the middle of nowhere that got held up. No one got shot but I hid in the storage room and I was the only one in the building who didn’t get robbed.
When I was in high school I was smoking cigarettes with some friends during our break. Part of our school was burned down a few years prior, so there were cabins set up as temporary classrooms. Heard someone say that the head mistress was on her way round (it was a rather well known smoking spot), so I dropped and rolled underneath the cabin while still smoking. Friends got a suspension, I got to enjoy my cigarette in peace.
I'm that friend at 7:38. I just have that feeling and I'm 29 right now. Back in the day I would do horrible things for money growing up just to get by and pay rent.My friends would always trust me and we would get out, only to find out the party was crashed
Where I come from, cops really don't care if you drink. We can legally drink at age 16. And our drink can have a lot more alcohol in them than legal in some countries. We also have monk that make beer.
I got a good one. Back in high school, a few friends and I snuck into the darkroom during photo class to smoke pot. There was a guy there that ratted us all out. But because he didn't know me or take a good look at me before we went in or came out, was unable to name me or point me out when he ratted the group out(I was the one who had the pot and pipe even). The only evidence was the stank left behind in the darkroom. I made it out alive, while my buddies refused to name me, what good guys.
Yo I got a pretty similar one, the boys and I were in the bathroom hot boxing. I really have no idea how I ended up with all three pens, the pipe and lighter in my jacket pockets, my three friends and I were walking out but I was last and I guess didn't seem like I was part of the group because the principle and campus officer grabbed my three friends and I just continued walking.
I've got a story lol. For senior skip day at my school we were supposed to go on a hike. Well, a bunch of underclassmen decided they were going to skip too. I struck a deal with my mom that she would write me a note to leave as long as I got my homework for the day. Well, I left and waited in the park we were supposed to meet up in. My cousin who was supposed to pick me up was running late. She then got wind of the cops. So where did I hide? The laundromat. The others who got out all got rounded up and brought back, and i could have too because I was not with a parent. I basically moocher on the free wifi amung the little old ladies doing their laundry while I waited for my mom lol. The cops never thought anyone would hide there. The kids that went to the local hang outside got caught pretty quickly lol. I went home and played video games.
My mum always told me a story about when she was a child, a girl in her class invited everyone to her birthday party except my mum, her parents spent a lot of money on the party and not a single one showed up, she was very upset and her parents talked to someone at the school, everyone had to like get her an apology card and stuff with the exception of my mum. A few details may be wrong she hasn’t told the story in a while.
This happened to my brother. He was in senior year of high school when he was smoking pot with his friends outside. Some kid tipped the teacher off and she was heading their way. My middle school was across the street. I remember yelling at my brother to come to me cause I wasn't feeling good. I lied. A few seconds later the teacher busted his friends and he got away. He looked at me, slipped me a twenty dollar bill, smiled, and left. My friends just watched as I bought a dozen snacks from the store next door.
*Headed to the other pizza location* "Ha, theyre probably gonna get someone elses order thinking it was their friends who placed it" *a guy shot up the place* "Jesus Christ wtf?..."
I'm in my mid-fifties now & I'm the only one left out of my high school era group of friends. First one went to prison for 88 years for rape & murder(somewhere around 1986). Second died of a brain aneurysm(1992 maybe).Third one was going in & out of jail for petty crimes, he eventually fled(from a warrant) to South Dakota & last I heard he was in prison there(1992ish). Forth & fifth both died of liver failure/cirrhosis(alcoholism)(1993 & 2002), Sixth became a meth addict, still alive tho, last I heard. Seventh became a street person/vagabond & dissappeared. Eighth & last one died in 2012 of a heart attack that I'm sure was alcoholism, heroin addiction & really bad diet induced.
When I was young I went on a school camp and me and some friends went exploring in the nearby forest which was strictly prohibited, turns out the teachers saw us and chased us down through the forest. We all ran and tried to hide but all of them got pulled out of the bushes, I was the only one dedicated enough to crawl down a wombat hole. In the end they got to stay on the camp but were watched closely and didn't get to do anymore activities and then back at school got to spend their recess and lunch in the office. Not as extreme as others but still a proud moment of dedication and vindication.
I was once late to school a day where we had an assembly . Even if ur late u should attend it that was the rule. I was tired so i stayed in my class believing no one would find out. But my pe teacher was checking every classroom. I managed to be safe by hiding under the backbench. That was a scary moment for me. My pe teacher is scary and loud.
I got a funny one! At my old K - 8th prep school, we had a yearly 'fun run', where all grades ran around a track to music, to raise money for the school. Depending on the amount of money raised, the grade would also get prizes. At my last one, a bunch of kids decided to write 'thot patrol' on their plain white t-shirts, and I joined. Every single one of them got taken to the office and excluded from the run. I was wearing a sweater. It covered what I wrote on my shirt. With the power of a sharpie, I got away scott free. Probably the best thing I ever did at that shitty school.
Me and my friends thought we didn’t have afternoon classes one day and all went home. One friend then decided to check again and went back. We did in fact have classes so she phoned us and everyone went back, except for me. They got detention, but the teacher never mentioned it to me.
@@NJtheawesome Easy. Shamelessness, charisma and denying everything. Be polite, kind and superficially honest so that no one will believe it if you ever do something bad. Also living in the Sims helps a lot I guess
Back In August I was on my way home from the beach with my wife and kids while that huge storm slammed the area. (Traveling from NJ to PA) Visibility crap, everyone was doing 25-30mph on the highway, hazard lights on. By the time we passed philly the roads were starting to flood. I was trailing behind a semi in my jeep as he splashed threw some deep water when we hit the exit to get onto 422. The line of cars behind me didnt make it. The semi displaced enough water and my jeep was just tall enough and close enough to the semi. I watched in my mirrors as around 15-20 just stopped dead and started to float.
My dad used to tell one about that area that you'll be able to relate to since you've no likely driven through/around Philly. He and my mother had been driving all day, heading to the South Jersey shore (early 1950's), but didn't have the radio on, so while the weather was foul, they didn't have a weather report to clue them in. They were just aware of super-strong winds rocking the car around. They got toward the top of the bridge in the far right lane, then the wind picked the car up off the road, carried it laterally across the bridge, and deposited in the far left lane. Dad said he never had such an urge to open up the door of a car and jump out, but knew he was a dead man if he did it. They found out later it was a hurricane. Oops. Dad had his fair share of harrowing stories, this one I heard a number of times over the years. He never told it without telling about fighting off the urge to bail out of the car.
The one about the dude being the last of his friends has to be my favorite. Just makes me appreciate these last two years or so I have with the boys before we all go off to college.
What started out as a low-key afternoon with someone I knew through mutual hangouts turned into something quite different as afternoon became evening and random people invited themselves to what turned into a "party" I guess you would say. I wasn't interested so it was neither here nor there to me. Eventually I left. But somebody for reasons that I was not privy to had called the cops. It was getting late at night in a somewhat remote area. This was in '91 so long before cell phones were everywhere and I had been up and down the road looking for signs of civilization but hadn't seen so much as a light on inside anybody's house. Eventually a cop rolled past me and tried to hem me up by asking if I was part of the party they crashed. Well really I wasn't because I didn't know any of the people and had nothing to do with them. So I told him it wasn't my party and asked him for directions to a payphone. He gave me directions and we went our separate ways.
Sitting in a foxhole with some newbies and one of those sobs farts so I scamble out 2 minutes before a mortar shell cleans their clock. Shit does happen and it comes at you fast.
@@zixinhe2326 pretty sure that he survived because he had the sense to leave the hole after someone made noise, therefore attracting the enemy's attention
@@maxywaxy34 Could be, but I do remember the stink and it pissed me the hell off. Just goddamn bullshit that no one can do nothing about, not then, not now, not even tomorrow. Forgive my French.
hmm, 95% of my childhood friends are terrible druggies or have died already. even a my best friend at the time took his life, he was only dude i was hunting with
OH BOY have I got a good one! In highschool when i was just getting into smoking weed, there was a creek that ran along the field, and a bridge a ways down where a lot of kids would go there to smoke. So this one time, I was there with about 6 other kids passing around a blunt, but some of those kids really didn't like me, and things got awkward so I dipped out early, and about half way down the path back to school, who goes marching right past me but the Vice Principal! I just walked right by, trying to avoid eye contact, and all those other kids got busted. Serves them right cause they were really a bunch of jerks.
The story at 15:18- Pain medications are known to cause suicidal thoughts/tendencies. I remember listening to a professional wrestler from the 60's and 70's noting that they would often take pain medications to cope with the abuse they took from wrestling in several matches a week. He recalled one time he caught himself halfway out a window in his hotel, just about to jump for no readily identifiable reason.
I remember back in 7th grade me and some friends used to use this random website that was like UA-cam but it was unblocked unlike the actual UA-cam. I remember hearing that most people who used it got caught and I was one of very few who got away.
Almost every time at elementary school when I was younger me and the boys were playing a game that raised red flags for our teachers All of the time we would get in trouble I would sneak off to another spot while my friends got in trouble A few years after that phase I was part of a school mafia ran by kids in 4th grade, they practically ran the playground at recess. Eventually they all got in trouble and because I was a lesser known kid in their little mafia I was legit “the only one out alive” in that situation, some of my comrades tried to take me down with them....but they were ignored.
In my first year of high school my friends and I hung out at an old house by the lake for a few months. Nobody lived there, but it still had electricity. We even spent a night there once. One day we were there I go off to grab food for everyone, and just a minute or two later two police cars park next to the house. I shouted "run like hell" then got outta there. Only one other guy got away by hiding in a bush. They shut the electricity off after that. Then somebody knocked out all the windows and the place was boarded up.
There was once a time, my year group, when I was in Grade 7 were to go to the museum and that day my parents didn't allow me to go for some reason, I forgot, on a Friday. When I returned to school that Monday, I found out from my friend that the buses that had to carry the students to the museum got into an accident, which involved some serious injuries. It was apparently so major that my year group had to stop by the public hospital to get their injuries examined and some had to arrive by ambulance. Nobody luckily died that day and the field trip was obviously cancelled but nonetheless, I was happy that I never went to that field trip and for my parents denying me permission to go. Edit: The worst injury received was a broken ankle so that's why students still turned up to school but that still meant a small population of students present since others wanted time to recover from the shock of being involved in an accident and from minor injuries.
Don't know how common it is anymore. But back in the 60-80s at least, pizza places were often owned by mafia families as a front business for money laundering
Reading Reddit I kinda have the feeling that the US's crime problem could be improved significantly if cops just focused less on drunk college students
I was in elementary school and I saw a student steal a cookie while the lunch lady's attention was taken away from the cookies to swipe our lunch card on the register. After I saw that, I decided to do it as well for about the better half of the year, until one day I ended up forgetting to do it. Then a while after that lunch period an announcement came on and named quite a handful of names to the office for stealing cookies, and I wasn't called. So I only got away with it because I had totally forgot to snag those tasty cookies whilst the lady's back wad turned that day.
I escaped my highschool prom 'after party'. My dad let me use his 2002 Black Mach 1 mustang with the shaker hood. My date and I bailed early to go to this party. It was like the movie parties, we opened the door and pot smoke poured out, booze bottles everywhere. I looked back at my dad's car and thought 'if it gets destroyed he will murder me, I better get my truck'. So I took his car back to swap it out. When I got back to the party, as I turned down the street I saw cop cars everywhere. A line of kids being marched into a police van. Found out my date and I were the only one's who got away because I wasn't there and her cousin lived two houses down and the local Marshall just told her to go home. So lucky because I was already waiting to go to MEPS for the Airforce as soon as I graduated. And the kicker..I was a cop 'mp' for the Airforce. Soooo lucky. Active duty 2006-2013.
I was actually a part of the last story! I ended up with a broken nose and bloody fists and unfortunately did not get away from this. Pretty cool to see it here!
watching this again and realizing there have been so many instances of me just casually being the only person to get away when the whole class/grade does some dumb crap. like, idk if it's because teachers know me as the vulnerable one who used to get bullied, or because im one of the above average students and im usually quiet and respectful and follow the rules, but they usually just ignore my presence in these situations
Ok I got one from my dad. He was in college in the dorms, snd he and a bunch of students weren’t doing anything weird or bad, but breaking the rules of maybe too many people in one dorm. So a professor goes into the dorm and my dad goes straight into the closet. He tried to get out to confess that he was included, but the other students keep the closet close. So he was the only one to get away with it
I have a story: At my school, if you don’t have a belt, you get a dean’s detention. I knew ahead of time that one teacher was going to do a random uniform check, but I still forgot to bring a belt. Thankfully, I wore a sweater which covered the hem of my pants, so no one could see the missing belt. Well, fast forward to the dreaded class. Like five minutes into the class, I asked to use the bathroom. As I closed the door to use the bathroom, I heard her announce everyone to stand up so she can check our uniforms. When I came back to class, she didn’t say anything. I barely got away with it.
I convinced my 3 foster brothers to ditch school and stay home when foster mom was leaving to her relatives home far away. We thought we would have all day to ourselves so we stayed. 1 foster brother cooked and left the pan on the stove. I asked him to wash it and not leave it out. I was playing Playstation in my room and my other foster brother was asleep. Well, while i was playing i saw a shadow out of my bedroom window and peaked and saw it was foster mom home walking through the back yard. I immediately told the guys to hide and turned off the tv. 2 foster brothers hid in the closet and i ran to the other bedroom to wake up the sleeping foster brother to get him to hide in his closet half asleep. I squeezed myself right under the bed. She walks and the front door and the dog follows her. I hear her footsteps and remember the pan out on the stove. I was thinking that we were doomed. Sure enough, she walks into the first room where me and the sleeping foster brother were in. The dog sees me under the bed and starts getting excited but i scare her off quickly. She didnt see anyone in the bedroom so she goes to the other room and notices no one is there. But the pan had her thinking so she opens the closet and finds the 2 guys in there. She gets upset and says i bet the other 2 are here. She comes back to the first room and opens the closet and finds my sleeping foster brother in the closet. Shes searching for me and i nearly burst out in laughter under the bed since everyone got caught except me. Well the guys didnt say anything about me and i sneak out the window when she wasnt around and came back a few hours later as if i just got home from school. She was upset and starts talking to me about how mad she is that all of them had ditched school and that im a good kid that i didnt go along with their ignorance. Lol she didnt know i was the instigator to the situation ahaha
I've had a few of those party stories happen to me. I get weird feelings sometimes and just leave. 90% of the time its worked and I've gotten away but there's been a few times where I've just left early for no reason.
My friend in seventh grade once threw a firework in the bus because he tried to throw it out and missed, but he threw it, the bus driver hears it gets pissed, calls the school to send security, we get to school security shows up, she starts bitching saying, "if someone doesn't fess up, I'm going to suspend all of you, my friend who threw it stands up and tells her, " I don't know who threw it but you're going to suspend everyone so I'll say it was me, he gets taken to the office and is given one day suspension because they couldn't prove it was him, he only had one firework and nothing to point to him
I'm highschool chem I would often do my homework in the two minutes between the bell and homework was collected (it really was that easy). Anyway I let the girl in front of me copy my paper. While passing it up she still had mine in her hand that the teacher was watching for anything out of the ordinary. By the time it was over I couldn't pass in my paper. She did fine, I got a zero. I already had a 108% in that class so I didn't care, she was struggling but was also on academic probation for her tennis team. So I said nothing. Also, in AIT (your military occupational training) I got caught smoking outside of the arcade with a group of other ppl. This is a big no no while in training. So a drill sergeant that loved busting newbies caught us and took our names and and platoon, and said he was going to post the list in thier office the next morning so we all better come clean and report what we did tonight. I gave the name a recent graduate that already went home that day I was chummy with, and got nothing. Actually only the guys that reported in got punished which was four out of ten.
About 7-8 years ago I was in summer school because I almost failed my English class. For the first 2 or 3 weeks of it, me and a few other guys would go into the cafeteria to buy stuff from the vending machines. By those machines was a snack bar that a bunch of kids who practiced playing basketball would leave their lunch boxes with a few dollars. As you can guess, me and a few other kids would go in steal some money and buy some drinks and snacks. Eventually each of the kids I stole with were caught and I ended up being the last one to be caught. I managed to get away with a slap on the wrist by giving them a true sob story to explain why I stole.
The first and only time I ever heard that term was while watching an horrible 80's porno with bad cgi even for that time. Everyone in the cast must have been on both acid and coke.
When I was in school one of my friends challenged me to an arm wrestling match on some of the pe equipment. I went along with it and I lost to him, then this other boy challenged him to an arm wrestle. A teacher was walking by just as they were about to do it. They were called over and given a stern talking to for disrespecting equipment while I walked away so I wouldnt get in trouble if one of the boys decided to take me down with them.
On our high school grad trip we went to bark lake and all stayed in this one building with one wing for the girls and one for us. One night for some reason we all started charging back and forth down the hallway at once (we were grade 8s), just making as much noise as possible. It was only the French guys cause the immersion students are generally separate from the English ones, but it was ALL the French guys, so we were all in it together. At one point someone says something about a teacher coming up and I guess someone ran into the closest room and we all unanimously followed. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but suddenly we were 20-30 guys all crowded in a double bedroom waiting to get caught. In all the excitement, I kinda just made this snap decision that I was gonna escape out the window, and so I did. I was halfway out before this one guy Trés goes, "yo, this guys jumping out the window!", and I hear the door handle turning. I practically threw myself the rest of the way out, landed in some leaves, and sprinted all the way around the wing. I only got back inside cause some English kids opened their window and let me chill for a bit. Not super exciting, but it felt so freaking awesome
Pretty sure I've posted this elsewhere on yt but here it is. I'd been working at a factory for 2 - 3 months when the recievers showed up one day. Receivers being the bankruptcy overseers. They took us all outside while some suits went in and catalogued everything. They told us everything was fine, we'd work until the end of the month and be paid. They were vague on the pay deal. I asked for pay to go into our accounts daily. They didn't like that. We were told to go home for now and show up the next morning and we'd be paid at the end of the week. The next morning, I looked for another job. A couple of years later, I ran into a co-worker from that place and, surprise surprise, no-one got paid.
1950's, my dad is in the army. He gets ordered to "decommission" some radios. Translation: Throw them off a cliff that was on the base. Dad like ham radio stuff, didn't like destroying working equipment, outdated or not, so he stuck one in the trunk of his car. He lived off base, so he drives through the gate that night, stolen government property in the trunk of his car. You'd be surprised how much the army doesn't find that kind of thing amusing. The guards did a random check of the car in front of him (opened the trunk), and they did the same to the car in back of him.
Got a pretty good story but I won’t share all the details of it. Senior year of high school with some friends at a neighborhood dead end hotboxing on a weekday. I grew up in a rough city so having a gun wasn’t something uncommon for kids underage. So it’s me and like 4 other friends smoking and unfortunately me being an idiot I have my gun on me. Towards the end of the smoke session I remember I need to go home to help my mom. So I leave and then 15 minutes later the cops bust the box. I realized this happened because I go on Snapchat when I get home and see one of my friends story’s and it’s just them sitting on the curb with flashing red lights in the background and on the video u can hear someone say “on god good thing old dude left” referring to me. Long story short they gave the driver a ticket and another guy who had like 2gs in his pocket.
I have a little one. Back in 7th grade I had finally connected with one of the popular girls, and we’d both decided to skip a class. About four maybe five other girls joined us. We’d decided to hide out in one of the basement bathrooms. It wasn’t next to any classes and further down was the creepy broiler room. The other girls were being extra so the two of us plus one of the other girls left them and snuck out to a quieter bathroom. Well about two minutes into us in the bathroom the other girls had gotten caught, never said anything about us, but had known that three other girls were with them. We hid out in the stalls as a teacher peered in to look for “us” as soon as she left we snuck out and just ran along the back stairwells 😂😂 forgot about that.
Literally me and my lil friend group, they always get into trouble but I'm the quiet kid with a good rapport with all of the teachers, so when they get into trouble I'm not included even though I'm usually part of it
GCSE French. I was in Set 2, Set 1,2 and maybe 3 all Had to do French as a GCSE, they had no choice. One day, I was called and because of a mix up I got the opportunity to not do French. I Hated French so I was like YES! Ended up switching to Computer Science because I pointed randomly and am planning to get a degree in it and get a job in the industry. Best accident of my life!
i was in boyscouts the oldest kids were called "senior patrol" they all hung out on campouts all the time we were at summer camp, this one had canvas tents and wooden cots with cheap mattresses senior patrol decided to put 2 tents together to all share a tent me and my friend walked past and they pulled us in to show us something they took the mattess off a cot and were spraying bug spray on it before setting in on fire, in the canvas tent i noped out but my friend stayed as i left one of the senior patrol boys dad wad storming over he asked, very angrily "are they burning shit in there?" i said i didnt know apparently they could see the smoke coming from the tent im was the only one who didnt get royally chewed out
Back in school, we had really boring event, so me and like 10 guys decided to skip it. We threw our backpacks out 1st floor window and then walked around school to get it. Some of more "law-abiding" guys spotted us, and most of us were caught. Luckily, me and other guy were stealthing our way behind bushes under school's windows, so we were in the clear and got away with no consequences.
I have a pretty tame story about this. Nothing too crazy but it still blows my mind. Partying with my friends in high school, went over to this VERY rich girls house. I didn't drink back then so I was probably just vaguely high on some weed and that's it. Well, nothing happens at the party but remember how I said these people were rich? Turns out they had security cameras on every inch of their house and property. Literally everyone else got caught on camera and scolded, grounded, etc, except for me. Still chalk that one up to me being the stereotypical "completely invisible" type in high school, because I cant explain it otherwise. I was with all my friends in all the same areas. There is literally no way I wasnt on some of that footage.
I was in elementary school when I was called to the office. I don't remember what for but we ended up needed the homeroom teacher so I went to get her. She told me to go back to my seat in class but I misunderstood her and stood outside in the hallway. Meanwhile the unsupervised classroom went ballistic. Yelling, screaming, I'm pretty sure some kids were throwing things and running around. When the teacher came marching down the hall she gave me a soft smile before stomping in her class and chewed everyone out. I didnt get in trouble because I literally wasn't in the classroom. She wondered why I wasn't in the room and when i told her she laughed and said something along the lines of "well it saved you"
I have one of my own in elementary we were using the staff wifi, I don’t know who or how they got it but they got it, the password spread like wildfire. One day the principal came into all the 5th grade classrooms and he said he’s going to collect everyone’s iPad and check wifi so we put them in stacks but then I remembered I didn’t erase the wifi on my iPad I got scared shitless That I was going to get punished so I hoped for the best. The next day all of the staff checked and gave the kids their iPads back I got mine back but they said they didn’t check my ipad so I had to go to the office and i show them but I remembered I haven’t deleted the wifi off my iPad I did it while I was going to office, thank god they didn’t check it all I got in trouble for was some pictures on my iPad it was a minor punishment but that was ok with me no one ratted me out and I still think of that situation till this day
All these storied about underage drinking parties, why don't they just use a police scanner it'll literally tell you when and if the police are coming. That's what we did it worked really great
I was at a camp out of state and punched through a paper towel dispenser. Like falcon punch straight through the plastic. My boys grabbed me and pulled me out just before a counselor came in, and the kids we didn't know got caught vaping and were blamed
Was in a science class in high school and had a group project and had to use to the internet and talk and explain the project. We copied and pasted off of multiple sites and turned our work in and a week after that our teacher was for the first time furious at the classroom. She turned off the lights and turned on the projector and talked about plagiarism and how illegal it was and this was the only class that plagiarized their papers. She called out my group and said we were the only ones who didn’t plagiarized our work and I went from dread to blind happiness. I was so shocked at the situation that I looked at her in a questioning look like "Nah we plagiarized the hell out of that". I don’t know what happened, but I got an A on that paper and me and the boys never talked about it afterwards.
This happened to my grandfather. Late 1940 my grandfather and a big crew of Americans are working in Gander, Newfoundland building a facility for England. When they are leaving for the winter my grandfather realized he had forgotten something. The ferry service told him the boat won't wait. It has a schedule to keep. He got to the dock as the ferry was pulling out. The people working for the ferry service told him to go to the fisherman's wharf. Maybe you can get one to bring you out to it. My grandfather is boss of the job. Forgetting things and missing the ferry would get back to his boss. As he is trying to get a ride out to the ferry a Nazi U-boat popped up in the harbor.. They torpedoed the ferry. Killed alot of people. The construction company sued Germany in Federal court for killing the workers. America was still neutrals not combatants. Germany had to pay compensation for the killings. My Mom was born a year later.
This isnt as serious, more fun, but i still smile thinking about it anyway. In about grade 7, our year group went on a 4 day trip to an island. On the first night, we played zombie tag, where one to five people, namely, ‘patient zero’, have their headlamps turned on and try to tag everyone. The area was pretty big, half of it had tents on them, two people per tent and roughly 46 students playing in total, and the other half was open space. It was next to a river, so there were wooden dock things and also a birdwatching house that was on stilts set on a slope, so that the back was hardly off the ground at all and the front, which extended over the river, was a good two feet above the ground. Me and my best friend hid under the birdwatching building, but eventually, when roughly 35 people were ‘patient zero’, they found us. We split off and ran in opposite directions, but because my friend was the ‘popular kid’, more people chased after her. I got away and hid behind our tent. At the very edge of the campsite, and back facing to a tall hedge. I hid there for a good 4 minutes before the game ended. I was the only survivor lmao
When I was in school we were on a field trip in the outskirts. We are in a non-English majority speaking country in Asia but we were all instructed to speak English, or we will get a sign hung on our neck saying "I didn't speak English" or something like that. One day we were out planting trees when I jokingly said a French sounding word (I don't speak French). A teacher caught me and told me to put one of the signs around a tree (I said "danke" back to her for laughs). While walking to the tree I realized that I could just decide not to put the sign on, so I sort of laid low and went back to planting trees. In the evening the kids who got a sign during the day were surrounded in a circle by other students watching them while they do silly humiliating things. I think that teacher just forgot about me so I wasn't in the middle of that circle.
kind of the inverse lol, but one day back when schools were open, we had a small assembly after lunch instead of our normal classes. afterwards we were supposed to wait in our homerooms until school was out (which was in 40 minutes, give or take). thing is, most of the homeroom teachers had already noped out and left the premises as soon as they finished afternoon registration, so reasonably all of the students went to wait out under the cafeteria/in front of the parking lot like we usually do when we're waiting for our parents to come. my homeroom was the furthest from the cafeteria. so anyways, my group of friends begins shuffling towards the cafeteria along with the rest of the school, as we're like halfway there, one of the science teacher practically materializes out of thin air and starts herding people back into their homerooms. and it was kind of like a game, because if he caught you outside of the cafeteria, you just had to accept your fate and go back while all the people who already made it were just untouchable. anyways, to make a long story short, my group of friends and i were the only people who actually got sent back to homeroom. literally every single other student into the school got away. we didnt really mind cuz we basically just went back into the empty class and kept on talking until school was actually out, but i still cant believe that actually happened
3:45 Something similar happened in Greece on about 2005. The guy started driving although being under influence. As he was driving he realized he was not in position to drive so he parked his car on the right lane of an avenue, turned off the engine and fell asleep. A police crew saw the car, stopped and went to investigate. He told them the full story and he got arrested. He got prosecuted, the trial took place immediately but the judge declared him not guilty. Obviously, he was cleared of the charge due to voluntary abandonment.
Once I was at a party upstairs crossed as hell while most of the other people were in the basement. They were kicked out because there were too many out of control drunk people. I was spared because I was too high to function. Granted I still made a damn fool of myself that night. Luckily memories are pretty fuzzy.
7th grade. Some kids brought a bottle of vodka to class. I harboured the shot glasses in my lunchbox. They began drinking bits of it in class, eventually got caught and ended up in biiig trouble. I was the only one directly involved that was never caught lmao.
Ahaha I'm always the sober one at parties I always look out for when fights might start or cops might come or when something else might go wrong. My dad knows I go to 'em (He usually tells me not to tell him much about what the people do at the parties cuz what he doesn't know won't hurt him lol) But I ALWAYS tell him where I'm going and usually shoot him a couple of quick texts while at the party and when i'm expected to get back. Keeps me safe and he says "keeps me from getting booked for something i didn't necessarily do". Once my friends and I were at a party and we saw a cop car. Now, I don't drink or do drugs (and don't plan to ever lol) and my two friends weren't drunk but they definitely had a couple drinks at least, so we tried warning people to no avail and immediately rushed out the back door and ran onto another street while I was on my phone calling my dad, and sure enough within 15 min he came to pick us up. He berated my friends for drinking a bit but nothing too serious. They crashed in my room for the night and all was well!!!
this is less serious, but it still applies i guess I used to go to a boarding school, where there were very strict rules. You werent allowed to talk past the time you were suppost to be asleep, and there was no vaping allowed. Many perople in my school vaped. So it is late at night, like 3 in the morning and my friends are up vaping and chatting fairly loud. I didnt, vape, or talk in their conversation so I was just lying down listening to what they were saying, when I hear the door get kicked open by a very pissed of house master, who yells his guts out at my friends. They all got suspended for a day, whilst I was the only one there for the rest of the week.
This isn’t anything to crazy but I always found it funny. In 6th or 7th grade, there was this Assistant Principle no one like. She was just the worst, I especially didn’t like her because she would always stand near my locker because she didn’t trust me (I did a lot of stupid stuff lol). One day there was a fire drill and me and my best friends were just walking together and there was a loud noise, I didn’t know what it was, but that didn’t stop me. I screamed “the fire is shooting at us!!” (Office fans will get it) That AP I was talking about earlier yelled at me and said come here, I bolted. Most classes had already lined up outside so I slipped into a random class and waited for her to give up then slipped back into my real class.
My dad tells this story: When he was in the tenth grade (1992 I think) the seniors got a period off at the end of the day. Well, my dad was always swinging the girls and his then girlfriend was a senior. She and her friend left and smuggled him out in the trunk of their car. He said the school cop even checked the trunk and he has no idea how he didn’t get caught.
my best friend was making a fool out of a kid pooping in the bathroom and i was laughing at his jokes about the kid. the kid reported it and my friend got in trouble while i got away. good thing that the kid was nice he said he did not want him to be in the principal's office. a day later we became friends.
ok this one isnt as crazy as these but this happened when i was 11 ok but basically i lived in a apartment and there was like a community between us kids who lived there and like 30 of us decided to play infection so me and a mini group of friends were hiding in a pretty good spot joking around i was the closest to the exit and all of a sudden i see like almost every kid who was infected running towards us and i yell GUYS RUN!! and i just dip i hear them yelling like oh shit!! and i was the only one who didnt get caught
I was in elementary school, I was involved in a school bus accident (note that school busses are different from what people usually think of, considering I was in a different country) the school bus had seatbelts, I was the only one wearing one, of course the kids said I'm lame and whatever insults they had in mind, we were on our way to school, until a silver Hyundai came out of the left side of a Three-way Junction, I was in the front seat, everyone got injured except of me, although it may sound fucked up, but I did feel some pride in being safe and sound despite being the one laughed at because I had a seatbelt on, since then, I got homeschooled till I reached high school.
My HS batch got a sudden phone check from the teachers. By batch I meant it. This was a catholic school and phones were prohibited in class. The guys were fine, but the girls got guilt tripped and had to go to the restroom to pull them out. You can guess where they hid them. Everyone had to write an apology letter even if most didn't even do anything. Shortly after, I had to get excused for the rest of the day to get tutored for an upcoming Math Olympiad. The next day, I heard that someone in our class wrote that he was not sorry as he didn't do anything wrong, and it lead to the VP going to our class and giving a sermon for about 2 hrs on discipline, group responsibility and all that. Glad I had fun doing math instead. 🤪
Not so huge, but back in high school some friends of mine were doing some tricks and parkour on an area of the school. I just sat there next to them. Some minutes later a teacher comes to us and drags everyone to the office. All of my friends got suspended except for me, because they covered me up and said that I didn't do anything. So technically I was the only one safe.
"If you act like you own the place, you own the place"
Great fucking life advice right there folks
7:30
"Don't record it. Don't write it down. And deny, deny, deny."
People who haven't been read their Miranda Rights don't know how much a throwaway remark/comment WILL screw you over!
As a lawyer said, "It doesn't say it 'can or may *_help_* you', it says it 'can *AND WILL be used against* you'."
In other words, anything anyone says (after being read their Miranda Rights) can't *EVER* help, your words *WILL* be used against you. Doesn't matter if you mention you saw the dog take a dump in your yard in the morning, people who have never been in that situation don't know who so fuking easy and simple it is for your no-nothing comment to be turned around and made to look like a full blown confession! They do it so effortlessly. It's _done_ effortlessly once you say ANYTHING.
So, *don't be a dick* but refuse to say anything without legal counsel present. Don't fall for their "Well, you can at least tell us if (whatever) right?" If you're *_EVER_* read your Miranda Rights you say, "I respect you and what you do but I refuse to say anything without my attorney/lawyer present." END OF STORY. If they ask you what your favorite color is... "I respect you and what you do but I refuse to say anything without my attorney/lawyer present." If they say "This weather really sucks, doesn't it?" You say, "I respect you and what you do but I refuse to say anything without my attorney/lawyer present." Get it?
No joke. And I'm not exaggerating. You will royally fuk yourself over if you decide to forgo this piece of lived-through advice.
i had an economics prof who explained it like this "the cops are not your friends , they are not trying to help you, they are trying to close a case." he said this and then told a story about how a friend of his got sentenced to many years for something he didn't do because he was trying to explain himself to the cops without his lawyer present.
What if you don't have a lawyer?
@@Davis... in the U.S. if you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you.
@@codyray3344 can I use sign language or will that be used against me, too? Honestly question
@@isuckatnamingthings5499 probably used against you, you will more than likely be filmed then they can just bring in a sign language interpreter.
My favorite one I heard in a different thread was someone was at a college party with a bunch of underaged people. The cops raided the party and handed out tickets that were just little scraps of paper. This one guy was sitting on the front porch rocking back and forth holding a blank scrap of paper muttering my parents are gonna kill me! Ooo I’m gonna be in so much trouble! The cops payed him no mind. Legendary.
Big brain energy right there
I remember this one!
supreme intelligence
A girl once invited me and some friends to run a train I opted out just found the idea gross, next day the girl claimed to be raped , if it wasnt for one of the guys recording her getting it started they all would have been in jail for it, later 4 of the guys found out they were HIV positive and traced it back to the same girl she was charged with transmission of the disease and false statements
My brother told me if it seems too easy it probably is
“To run a train” means sex?
I heard there are some legislators trying to decriminalise knowingly giving someone hiv without telling them before hand.
@@Nicole-su4xt um yes think gang bang but instead of everyone at once its litterally a line of guys waiting there turn
@@HH-ru4bj let us hope that doesn't happen I wear protection but still need to know if they know, it should be if its diagnosed its known if its undiagnosed then I kinda agree
I have a very similar story to the first one. In high school, me and a couple friends stole a bottle of crown royal from one of our parents liquor cabinets and went over to a neighborhood to meet up with some girls from our school. We were all like 15 or 16 maybe? I just know that we were able to drive by ourselves. It was late at night and when we got there we went to the neighborhood clubhouse to wait for the girls. When they got there, we all started taking shots. Long story short, the police ended up coming and all of my friends and the girls scattered in different directions. I just sat calmly on the curb of the parking lot while the police chased after everyone else. When one officer came up to me and asked me why I didn’t run, I simply said, “Because I haven’t been drinking officer “. Everyone else got written a ticket for underage drinking except for me.
Good story👍
That's frickin brilliant.
You genius bastard
my life is complete
i was the 69th like
Me and a couple other kids decided to skip our school morning assembly by staying in the classroom. Senior council members were patrolling the corridors and checking all classrooms. I guess the other two kids didn't hear the footsteps or didn't act quick enough or whatever but I quickly hid underneath the corner-most desk and one of the members walked in. The two kids were punished and their parents were called. Thankfully, they didn't rat me out and I survived.
And this is why I’m glad I’ve finished school, fuck school and all of their mandatory bullshit
Yooo my story is almost very similar to yours lol except it was at home
@@rudysalas9138 Tell me
i like to think that the "I survived" means that you were running from a killer
@@joshuamccutcheon I still got 1 year and a half left of high school. Cant wait to finish
I was once at a tiny little grocery store in the middle of nowhere that got held up. No one got shot but I hid in the storage room and I was the only one in the building who didn’t get robbed.
When I was in high school I was smoking cigarettes with some friends during our break. Part of our school was burned down a few years prior, so there were cabins set up as temporary classrooms. Heard someone say that the head mistress was on her way round (it was a rather well known smoking spot), so I dropped and rolled underneath the cabin while still smoking. Friends got a suspension, I got to enjoy my cigarette in peace.
All of these stories are about teenage drunks.
Nah
I'm that friend at 7:38. I just have that feeling and I'm 29 right now. Back in the day I would do horrible things for money growing up just to get by and pay rent.My friends would always trust me and we would get out, only to find out the party was crashed
@@nathanbeardy2302 wow, ✨Peter senses ✨
Where I come from, cops really don't care if you drink. We can legally drink at age 16. And our drink can have a lot more alcohol in them than legal in some countries. We also have monk that make beer.
they're gonna be part of the apocalypse..
I got a good one. Back in high school, a few friends and I snuck into the darkroom during photo class to smoke pot. There was a guy there that ratted us all out. But because he didn't know me or take a good look at me before we went in or came out, was unable to name me or point me out when he ratted the group out(I was the one who had the pot and pipe even). The only evidence was the stank left behind in the darkroom. I made it out alive, while my buddies refused to name me, what good guys.
They knew that if they rat you out, pot and pipe while be never used by them
Yo I got a pretty similar one, the boys and I were in the bathroom hot boxing. I really have no idea how I ended up with all three pens, the pipe and lighter in my jacket pockets, my three friends and I were walking out but I was last and I guess didn't seem like I was part of the group because the principle and campus officer grabbed my three friends and I just continued walking.
@@zionzzz3699 The gods of reefer smiled upon you that day.
I would do anything for them after tha- not everything.
I've got a story lol.
For senior skip day at my school we were supposed to go on a hike. Well, a bunch of underclassmen decided they were going to skip too. I struck a deal with my mom that she would write me a note to leave as long as I got my homework for the day. Well, I left and waited in the park we were supposed to meet up in. My cousin who was supposed to pick me up was running late. She then got wind of the cops. So where did I hide? The laundromat. The others who got out all got rounded up and brought back, and i could have too because I was not with a parent. I basically moocher on the free wifi amung the little old ladies doing their laundry while I waited for my mom lol. The cops never thought anyone would hide there. The kids that went to the local hang outside got caught pretty quickly lol. I went home and played video games.
My mum always told me a story about when she was a child, a girl in her class invited everyone to her birthday party except my mum, her parents spent a lot of money on the party and not a single one showed up, she was very upset and her parents talked to someone at the school, everyone had to like get her an apology card and stuff with the exception of my mum.
A few details may be wrong she hasn’t told the story in a while.
Karma
So because the students didn’t want to go to her party they had them write apology letters sorry but this story sounds fake
@@masteryoda2861 didn't say they did it
This happened to my brother. He was in senior year of high school when he was smoking pot with his friends outside. Some kid tipped the teacher off and she was heading their way. My middle school was across the street. I remember yelling at my brother to come to me cause I wasn't feeling good. I lied. A few seconds later the teacher busted his friends and he got away. He looked at me, slipped me a twenty dollar bill, smiled, and left. My friends just watched as I bought a dozen snacks from the store next door.
*Headed to the other pizza location*
"Ha, theyre probably gonna get someone elses order thinking it was their friends who placed it"
*a guy shot up the place*
"Jesus Christ wtf?..."
I'm in my mid-fifties now & I'm the only one left out of my high school era group of friends. First one went to prison for 88 years for rape & murder(somewhere around 1986). Second died of a brain aneurysm(1992 maybe).Third one was going in & out of jail for petty crimes, he eventually fled(from a warrant) to South Dakota & last I heard he was in prison there(1992ish). Forth & fifth both died of liver failure/cirrhosis(alcoholism)(1993 & 2002), Sixth became a meth addict, still alive tho, last I heard. Seventh became a street person/vagabond & dissappeared. Eighth & last one died in 2012 of a heart attack that I'm sure was alcoholism, heroin addiction & really bad diet induced.
huh?
Gotta love these story’s honestly lol
Unless you're one of the ones that don't get away, then you prolly won't like it so much
*stories
stories
Sadly pretty sure most of these are fake
@@fieldmarshallpedro3106 its reddit what do you expect?
When I was young I went on a school camp and me and some friends went exploring in the nearby forest which was strictly prohibited, turns out the teachers saw us and chased us down through the forest. We all ran and tried to hide but all of them got pulled out of the bushes, I was the only one dedicated enough to crawl down a wombat hole. In the end they got to stay on the camp but were watched closely and didn't get to do anymore activities and then back at school got to spend their recess and lunch in the office.
Not as extreme as others but still a proud moment of dedication and vindication.
I was once late to school a day where we had an assembly . Even if ur late u should attend it that was the rule. I was tired so i stayed in my class believing no one would find out. But my pe teacher was checking every classroom. I managed to be safe by hiding under the backbench. That was a scary moment for me. My pe teacher is scary and loud.
10:30 my man’s just out psyched his psych professor
I got a funny one!
At my old K - 8th prep school, we had a yearly 'fun run', where all grades ran around a track to music, to raise money for the school. Depending on the amount of money raised, the grade would also get prizes. At my last one, a bunch of kids decided to write 'thot patrol' on their plain white t-shirts, and I joined. Every single one of them got taken to the office and excluded from the run. I was wearing a sweater. It covered what I wrote on my shirt. With the power of a sharpie, I got away scott free. Probably the best thing I ever did at that shitty school.
"No copyright law in the universe can stop me!" -Sonic
@@sirincompetent758 "Just do it" - probably Shakespeare (1690)
Me and my friends thought we didn’t have afternoon classes one day and all went home. One friend then decided to check again and went back. We did in fact have classes so she phoned us and everyone went back, except for me. They got detention, but the teacher never mentioned it to me.
Jim, you can get away with everything. How do you do it?
@@NJtheawesome Easy. Shamelessness, charisma and denying everything. Be polite, kind and superficially honest so that no one will believe it if you ever do something bad.
Also living in the Sims helps a lot I guess
Back In August I was on my way home from the beach with my wife and kids while that huge storm slammed the area. (Traveling from NJ to PA) Visibility crap, everyone was doing 25-30mph on the highway, hazard lights on. By the time we passed philly the roads were starting to flood. I was trailing behind a semi in my jeep as he splashed threw some deep water when we hit the exit to get onto 422. The line of cars behind me didnt make it. The semi displaced enough water and my jeep was just tall enough and close enough to the semi. I watched in my mirrors as around 15-20 just stopped dead and started to float.
Oh my god
Turn Around...Don't Drown
My dad used to tell one about that area that you'll be able to relate to since you've no likely driven through/around Philly. He and my mother had been driving all day, heading to the South Jersey shore (early 1950's), but didn't have the radio on, so while the weather was foul, they didn't have a weather report to clue them in. They were just aware of super-strong winds rocking the car around. They got toward the top of the bridge in the far right lane, then the wind picked the car up off the road, carried it laterally across the bridge, and deposited in the far left lane. Dad said he never had such an urge to open up the door of a car and jump out, but knew he was a dead man if he did it. They found out later it was a hurricane. Oops. Dad had his fair share of harrowing stories, this one I heard a number of times over the years. He never told it without telling about fighting off the urge to bail out of the car.
Fake
@@ceilingunlimited2430 fake
The one about the dude being the last of his friends has to be my favorite. Just makes me appreciate these last two years or so I have with the boys before we all go off to college.
I was the only one who got through school without being brainwashed.
Only a brainwashed person would say that they weren't brainwashed.
@@NJtheawesome REEEEEEEEEEEE
*tips fedora
*Unsheathes Katana
Define "brainwashed" please?
@@giovanniherrera6037 all hail our glorious nation of china!!!
What started out as a low-key afternoon with someone I knew through mutual hangouts turned into something quite different as afternoon became evening and random people invited themselves to what turned into a "party" I guess you would say. I wasn't interested so it was neither here nor there to me. Eventually I left. But somebody for reasons that I was not privy to had called the cops. It was getting late at night in a somewhat remote area. This was in '91 so long before cell phones were everywhere and I had been up and down the road looking for signs of civilization but hadn't seen so much as a light on inside anybody's house. Eventually a cop rolled past me and tried to hem me up by asking if I was part of the party they crashed. Well really I wasn't because I didn't know any of the people and had nothing to do with them. So I told him it wasn't my party and asked him for directions to a payphone. He gave me directions and we went our separate ways.
Sitting in a foxhole with some newbies and one of those sobs farts so I scamble out 2 minutes before a mortar shell cleans their clock. Shit does happen and it comes at you fast.
Whoa...
So, you survived because someone farted?
Holy
@@zixinhe2326 pretty sure that he survived because he had the sense to leave the hole after someone made noise, therefore attracting the enemy's attention
@@maxywaxy34 Could be, but I do remember the stink and it pissed me the hell off. Just goddamn bullshit that no one can do nothing about, not then, not now, not even tomorrow. Forgive my French.
hmm, 95% of my childhood friends are terrible druggies or have died already. even a my best friend at the time took his life, he was only dude i was hunting with
OH BOY have I got a good one!
In highschool when i was just getting into smoking weed, there was a creek that ran along the field, and a bridge a ways down where a lot of kids would go there to smoke.
So this one time, I was there with about 6 other kids passing around a blunt, but some of those kids really didn't like me, and things got awkward so I dipped out early, and about half way down the path back to school, who goes marching right past me but the Vice Principal!
I just walked right by, trying to avoid eye contact, and all those other kids got busted. Serves them right cause they were really a bunch of jerks.
north yankton bank heist. went in with 3, 1 got clipped other went missing and i went into witness protection.
Michael is that you?
But... you were never in witness protection.
Lmao he was never in witness protection but made a deal with Dave
@@imasheep590 i can hear dark viper au screaming at me
@@northernnugget that's because hes right
The story at 15:18- Pain medications are known to cause suicidal thoughts/tendencies. I remember listening to a professional wrestler from the 60's and 70's noting that they would often take pain medications to cope with the abuse they took from wrestling in several matches a week. He recalled one time he caught himself halfway out a window in his hotel, just about to jump for no readily identifiable reason.
I remember back in 7th grade me and some friends used to use this random website that was like UA-cam but it was unblocked unlike the actual UA-cam. I remember hearing that most people who used it got caught and I was one of very few who got away.
Sauce?
@@sadedx no
Almost every time at elementary school when I was younger me and the boys were playing a game that raised red flags for our teachers
All of the time we would get in trouble I would sneak off to another spot while my friends got in trouble
A few years after that phase I was part of a school mafia ran by kids in 4th grade, they practically ran the playground at recess. Eventually they all got in trouble and because I was a lesser known kid in their little mafia I was legit “the only one out alive” in that situation, some of my comrades tried to take me down with them....but they were ignored.
In my first year of high school my friends and I hung out at an old house by the lake for a few months. Nobody lived there, but it still had electricity. We even spent a night there once. One day we were there I go off to grab food for everyone, and just a minute or two later two police cars park next to the house. I shouted "run like hell" then got outta there. Only one other guy got away by hiding in a bush. They shut the electricity off after that. Then somebody knocked out all the windows and the place was boarded up.
There was once a time, my year group, when I was in Grade 7 were to go to the museum and that day my parents didn't allow me to go for some reason, I forgot, on a Friday. When I returned to school that Monday, I found out from my friend that the buses that had to carry the students to the museum got into an accident, which involved some serious injuries. It was apparently so major that my year group had to stop by the public hospital to get their injuries examined and some had to arrive by ambulance. Nobody luckily died that day and the field trip was obviously cancelled but nonetheless, I was happy that I never went to that field trip and for my parents denying me permission to go.
Edit: The worst injury received was a broken ankle so that's why students still turned up to school but that still meant a small population of students present since others wanted time to recover from the shock of being involved in an accident and from minor injuries.
Who shoots a pizza place?
Someone who tried to out pizza the hut.
Don't know how common it is anymore. But back in the 60-80s at least, pizza places were often owned by mafia families as a front business for money laundering
@@Aztesticals on another note I promise Arby’s is money laundering ain’t no way they don’t get a single customer all day but all of the staff is there
Quanon thought there was a child sex ring run by dc pizza places so they shot it up.
Cj
Reading Reddit I kinda have the feeling that the US's crime problem could be improved significantly if cops just focused less on drunk college students
I was in elementary school and I saw a student steal a cookie while the lunch lady's attention was taken away from the cookies to swipe our lunch card on the register. After I saw that, I decided to do it as well for about the better half of the year, until one day I ended up forgetting to do it. Then a while after that lunch period an announcement came on and named quite a handful of names to the office for stealing cookies, and I wasn't called. So I only got away with it because I had totally forgot to snag those tasty cookies whilst the lady's back wad turned that day.
I escaped my highschool prom 'after party'. My dad let me use his 2002 Black Mach 1 mustang with the shaker hood. My date and I bailed early to go to this party.
It was like the movie parties, we opened the door and pot smoke poured out, booze bottles everywhere. I looked back at my dad's car and thought 'if it gets destroyed he will murder me, I better get my truck'. So I took his car back to swap it out.
When I got back to the party, as I turned down the street I saw cop cars everywhere. A line of kids being marched into a police van.
Found out my date and I were the only one's who got away because I wasn't there and her cousin lived two houses down and the local Marshall just told her to go home. So lucky because I was already waiting to go to MEPS for the Airforce as soon as I graduated. And the kicker..I was a cop 'mp' for the Airforce. Soooo lucky. Active duty 2006-2013.
I was actually a part of the last story! I ended up with a broken nose and bloody fists and unfortunately did not get away from this. Pretty cool to see it here!
I'm guessing you learned your lesson?
watching this again and realizing there have been so many instances of me just casually being the only person to get away when the whole class/grade does some dumb crap. like, idk if it's because teachers know me as the vulnerable one who used to get bullied, or because im one of the above average students and im usually quiet and respectful and follow the rules, but they usually just ignore my presence in these situations
The best ones are when the friends don't rat OP out
And that legendary dude who bailed out his friends.
Them’s the real homies.
17:00 THIS WAS THE BEST COMEDY SKIT.
Ok I got one from my dad. He was in college in the dorms, snd he and a bunch of students weren’t doing anything weird or bad, but breaking the rules of maybe too many people in one dorm. So a professor goes into the dorm and my dad goes straight into the closet. He tried to get out to confess that he was included, but the other students keep the closet close. So he was the only one to get away with it
gotta love every other story where it just reaffirms how bad cops are
I have a story:
At my school, if you don’t have a belt, you get a dean’s detention. I knew ahead of time that one teacher was going to do a random uniform check, but I still forgot to bring a belt. Thankfully, I wore a sweater which covered the hem of my pants, so no one could see the missing belt. Well, fast forward to the dreaded class. Like five minutes into the class, I asked to use the bathroom. As I closed the door to use the bathroom, I heard her announce everyone to stand up so she can check our uniforms. When I came back to class, she didn’t say anything. I barely got away with it.
I convinced my 3 foster brothers to ditch school and stay home when foster mom was leaving to her relatives home far away. We thought we would have all day to ourselves so we stayed. 1 foster brother cooked and left the pan on the stove. I asked him to wash it and not leave it out. I was playing Playstation in my room and my other foster brother was asleep. Well, while i was playing i saw a shadow out of my bedroom window and peaked and saw it was foster mom home walking through the back yard. I immediately told the guys to hide and turned off the tv. 2 foster brothers hid in the closet and i ran to the other bedroom to wake up the sleeping foster brother to get him to hide in his closet half asleep. I squeezed myself right under the bed. She walks and the front door and the dog follows her. I hear her footsteps and remember the pan out on the stove. I was thinking that we were doomed. Sure enough, she walks into the first room where me and the sleeping foster brother were in. The dog sees me under the bed and starts getting excited but i scare her off quickly. She didnt see anyone in the bedroom so she goes to the other room and notices no one is there. But the pan had her thinking so she opens the closet and finds the 2 guys in there. She gets upset and says i bet the other 2 are here. She comes back to the first room and opens the closet and finds my sleeping foster brother in the closet. Shes searching for me and i nearly burst out in laughter under the bed since everyone got caught except me. Well the guys didnt say anything about me and i sneak out the window when she wasnt around and came back a few hours later as if i just got home from school. She was upset and starts talking to me about how mad she is that all of them had ditched school and that im a good kid that i didnt go along with their ignorance. Lol she didnt know i was the instigator to the situation ahaha
I've had a few of those party stories happen to me. I get weird feelings sometimes and just leave. 90% of the time its worked and I've gotten away but there's been a few times where I've just left early for no reason.
By far one of the best videos this channel has released
My friend in seventh grade once threw a firework in the bus because he tried to throw it out and missed, but he threw it, the bus driver hears it gets pissed, calls the school to send security, we get to school security shows up, she starts bitching saying, "if someone doesn't fess up, I'm going to suspend all of you, my friend who threw it stands up and tells her, " I don't know who threw it but you're going to suspend everyone so I'll say it was me, he gets taken to the office and is given one day suspension because they couldn't prove it was him, he only had one firework and nothing to point to him
1:01 definition of “act like you belong”
I'm highschool chem I would often do my homework in the two minutes between the bell and homework was collected (it really was that easy). Anyway I let the girl in front of me copy my paper. While passing it up she still had mine in her hand that the teacher was watching for anything out of the ordinary. By the time it was over I couldn't pass in my paper. She did fine, I got a zero. I already had a 108% in that class so I didn't care, she was struggling but was also on academic probation for her tennis team. So I said nothing.
Also, in AIT (your military occupational training) I got caught smoking outside of the arcade with a group of other ppl. This is a big no no while in training. So a drill sergeant that loved busting newbies caught us and took our names and and platoon, and said he was going to post the list in thier office the next morning so we all better come clean and report what we did tonight. I gave the name a recent graduate that already went home that day I was chummy with, and got nothing. Actually only the guys that reported in got punished which was four out of ten.
About 7-8 years ago I was in summer school because I almost failed my English class. For the first 2 or 3 weeks of it, me and a few other guys would go into the cafeteria to buy stuff from the vending machines. By those machines was a snack bar that a bunch of kids who practiced playing basketball would leave their lunch boxes with a few dollars. As you can guess, me and a few other kids would go in steal some money and buy some drinks and snacks. Eventually each of the kids I stole with were caught and I ended up being the last one to be caught. I managed to get away with a slap on the wrist by giving them a true sob story to explain why I stole.
9:53 I hope to have a friend like this one. Someone who is willing to do shit out of loyalty.
I’m early and don’t know what to comment so ima comment beefcake
Beefcake
Are you from flairs channel
a fellow FLAIR fan beefcake pog shewwww
The first and only time I ever heard that term was while watching an horrible 80's porno with bad cgi even for that time. Everyone in the cast must have been on both acid and coke.
God dammit im imagining a cake of beef with butter because your username
Beefcake.
When I was in school one of my friends challenged me to an arm wrestling match on some of the pe equipment. I went along with it and I lost to him, then this other boy challenged him to an arm wrestle. A teacher was walking by just as they were about to do it. They were called over and given a stern talking to for disrespecting equipment while I walked away so I wouldnt get in trouble if one of the boys decided to take me down with them.
On our high school grad trip we went to bark lake and all stayed in this one building with one wing for the girls and one for us. One night for some reason we all started charging back and forth down the hallway at once (we were grade 8s), just making as much noise as possible. It was only the French guys cause the immersion students are generally separate from the English ones, but it was ALL the French guys, so we were all in it together.
At one point someone says something about a teacher coming up and I guess someone ran into the closest room and we all unanimously followed. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but suddenly we were 20-30 guys all crowded in a double bedroom waiting to get caught.
In all the excitement, I kinda just made this snap decision that I was gonna escape out the window, and so I did. I was halfway out before this one guy Trés goes, "yo, this guys jumping out the window!", and I hear the door handle turning.
I practically threw myself the rest of the way out, landed in some leaves, and sprinted all the way around the wing. I only got back inside cause some English kids opened their window and let me chill for a bit.
Not super exciting, but it felt so freaking awesome
I just realized how different my life is compared to these people
Pretty sure I've posted this elsewhere on yt but here it is.
I'd been working at a factory for 2 - 3 months when the recievers showed up one day. Receivers being the bankruptcy overseers. They took us all outside while some suits went in and catalogued everything. They told us everything was fine, we'd work until the end of the month and be paid. They were vague on the pay deal. I asked for pay to go into our accounts daily. They didn't like that. We were told to go home for now and show up the next morning and we'd be paid at the end of the week.
The next morning, I looked for another job. A couple of years later, I ran into a co-worker from that place and, surprise surprise, no-one got paid.
"shouted, 'get over here'!" Then Mortal combat music starts playing.
1950's, my dad is in the army. He gets ordered to "decommission" some radios. Translation: Throw them off a cliff that was on the base. Dad like ham radio stuff, didn't like destroying working equipment, outdated or not, so he stuck one in the trunk of his car. He lived off base, so he drives through the gate that night, stolen government property in the trunk of his car. You'd be surprised how much the army doesn't find that kind of thing amusing. The guards did a random check of the car in front of him (opened the trunk), and they did the same to the car in back of him.
I love that. We were breaking the law and cops were tackling us, it was insane. He says that like he wasnt doing something wrong
"The three survivors"
*Wh-what?! o.O*
"Most had been charged with underage drinking"
*Bish-- 0.0 you scared me lmao xD*
Got a pretty good story but I won’t share all the details of it. Senior year of high school with some friends at a neighborhood dead end hotboxing on a weekday. I grew up in a rough city so having a gun wasn’t something uncommon for kids underage. So it’s me and like 4 other friends smoking and unfortunately me being an idiot I have my gun on me. Towards the end of the smoke session I remember I need to go home to help my mom. So I leave and then 15 minutes later the cops bust the box. I realized this happened because I go on Snapchat when I get home and see one of my friends story’s and it’s just them sitting on the curb with flashing red lights in the background and on the video u can hear someone say “on god good thing old dude left” referring to me. Long story short they gave the driver a ticket and another guy who had like 2gs in his pocket.
The psychology one was perfect!
I have a little one. Back in 7th grade I had finally connected with one of the popular girls, and we’d both decided to skip a class. About four maybe five other girls joined us. We’d decided to hide out in one of the basement bathrooms. It wasn’t next to any classes and further down was the creepy broiler room. The other girls were being extra so the two of us plus one of the other girls left them and snuck out to a quieter bathroom. Well about two minutes into us in the bathroom the other girls had gotten caught, never said anything about us, but had known that three other girls were with them. We hid out in the stalls as a teacher peered in to look for “us” as soon as she left we snuck out and just ran along the back stairwells 😂😂 forgot about that.
06:22 Smart. Never confess. Make 'em prove it. And never, ever, never talk to the gun and badge thugs. Never.
Literally me and my lil friend group, they always get into trouble but I'm the quiet kid with a good rapport with all of the teachers, so when they get into trouble I'm not included even though I'm usually part of it
GCSE French. I was in Set 2, Set 1,2 and maybe 3 all Had to do French as a GCSE, they had no choice. One day, I was called and because of a mix up I got the opportunity to not do French. I Hated French so I was like YES!
Ended up switching to Computer Science because I pointed randomly and am planning to get a degree in it and get a job in the industry. Best accident of my life!
i was in boyscouts
the oldest kids were called "senior patrol"
they all hung out on campouts all the time
we were at summer camp, this one had canvas tents and wooden cots with cheap mattresses
senior patrol decided to put 2 tents together to all share a tent
me and my friend walked past and they pulled us in to show us something
they took the mattess off a cot and were spraying bug spray on it before setting in on fire, in the canvas tent
i noped out but my friend stayed
as i left one of the senior patrol boys dad wad storming over
he asked, very angrily "are they burning shit in there?"
i said i didnt know
apparently they could see the smoke coming from the tent
im was the only one who didnt get royally chewed out
Back in school, we had really boring event, so me and like 10 guys decided to skip it. We threw our backpacks out 1st floor window and then walked around school to get it. Some of more "law-abiding" guys spotted us, and most of us were caught. Luckily, me and other guy were stealthing our way behind bushes under school's windows, so we were in the clear and got away with no consequences.
I have a pretty tame story about this. Nothing too crazy but it still blows my mind.
Partying with my friends in high school, went over to this VERY rich girls house. I didn't drink back then so I was probably just vaguely high on some weed and that's it.
Well, nothing happens at the party but remember how I said these people were rich? Turns out they had security cameras on every inch of their house and property. Literally everyone else got caught on camera and scolded, grounded, etc, except for me.
Still chalk that one up to me being the stereotypical "completely invisible" type in high school, because I cant explain it otherwise. I was with all my friends in all the same areas. There is literally no way I wasnt on some of that footage.
I expected more sad stories, but was pleasantly surprised.
I was in elementary school when I was called to the office. I don't remember what for but we ended up needed the homeroom teacher so I went to get her. She told me to go back to my seat in class but I misunderstood her and stood outside in the hallway. Meanwhile the unsupervised classroom went ballistic. Yelling, screaming, I'm pretty sure some kids were throwing things and running around. When the teacher came marching down the hall she gave me a soft smile before stomping in her class and chewed everyone out. I didnt get in trouble because I literally wasn't in the classroom. She wondered why I wasn't in the room and when i told her she laughed and said something along the lines of "well it saved you"
That guy finessed his psychology professor with his own subject. Talk about an uno reverse card
I have one of my own in elementary we were using the staff wifi, I don’t know who or how they got it but they got it, the password spread like wildfire. One day the principal came into all the 5th grade classrooms and he said he’s going to collect everyone’s iPad and check wifi so we put them in stacks but then I remembered I didn’t erase the wifi on my iPad I got scared shitless That I was going to get punished so I hoped for the best. The next day all of the staff checked and gave the kids their iPads back I got mine back but they said they didn’t check my ipad so I had to go to the office and i show them but I remembered I haven’t deleted the wifi off my iPad I did it while I was going to office, thank god they didn’t check it all I got in trouble for was some pictures on my iPad it was a minor punishment but that was ok with me no one ratted me out and I still think of that situation till this day
All these storied about underage drinking parties, why don't they just use a police scanner it'll literally tell you when and if the police are coming. That's what we did it worked really great
I was at a camp out of state and punched through a paper towel dispenser. Like falcon punch straight through the plastic. My boys grabbed me and pulled me out just before a counselor came in, and the kids we didn't know got caught vaping and were blamed
Was in a science class in high school and had a group project and had to use to the internet and talk and explain the project. We copied and pasted off of multiple sites and turned our work in and a week after that our teacher was for the first time furious at the classroom. She turned off the lights and turned on the projector and talked about plagiarism and how illegal it was and this was the only class that plagiarized their papers. She called out my group and said we were the only ones who didn’t plagiarized our work and I went from dread to blind happiness. I was so shocked at the situation that I looked at her in a questioning look like "Nah we plagiarized the hell out of that". I don’t know what happened, but I got an A on that paper and me and the boys never talked about it afterwards.
I love listening to these while I’m at work keeps me calm
First one had big gigachad energy
This happened to my grandfather. Late 1940 my grandfather and a big crew of Americans are working in Gander, Newfoundland building a facility for England. When they are leaving for the winter my grandfather realized he had forgotten something. The ferry service told him the boat won't wait. It has a schedule to keep. He got to the dock as the ferry was pulling out. The people working for the ferry service told him to go to the fisherman's wharf. Maybe you can get one to bring you out to it. My grandfather is boss of the job. Forgetting things and missing the ferry would get back to his boss. As he is trying to get a ride out to the ferry a Nazi U-boat popped up in the harbor.. They torpedoed the ferry. Killed alot of people. The construction company sued Germany in Federal court for killing the workers. America was still neutrals not combatants. Germany had to pay compensation for the killings. My Mom was born a year later.
Stories like yours illustrate how random life actually is. If your Grandfather had boarded that ferry, it's likely that you wouldn't exist.
@@donmiller2908"The Lord works in mysterious ways, His wonders to perform".
This isnt as serious, more fun, but i still smile thinking about it anyway.
In about grade 7, our year group went on a 4 day trip to an island. On the first night, we played zombie tag, where one to five people, namely, ‘patient zero’, have their headlamps turned on and try to tag everyone. The area was pretty big, half of it had tents on them, two people per tent and roughly 46 students playing in total, and the other half was open space. It was next to a river, so there were wooden dock things and also a birdwatching house that was on stilts set on a slope, so that the back was hardly off the ground at all and the front, which extended over the river, was a good two feet above the ground. Me and my best friend hid under the birdwatching building, but eventually, when roughly 35 people were ‘patient zero’, they found us. We split off and ran in opposite directions, but because my friend was the ‘popular kid’, more people chased after her. I got away and hid behind our tent. At the very edge of the campsite, and back facing to a tall hedge. I hid there for a good 4 minutes before the game ended. I was the only survivor lmao
When I was in school we were on a field trip in the outskirts. We are in a non-English majority speaking country in Asia but we were all instructed to speak English, or we will get a sign hung on our neck saying "I didn't speak English" or something like that.
One day we were out planting trees when I jokingly said a French sounding word (I don't speak French). A teacher caught me and told me to put one of the signs around a tree (I said "danke" back to her for laughs). While walking to the tree I realized that I could just decide not to put the sign on, so I sort of laid low and went back to planting trees.
In the evening the kids who got a sign during the day were surrounded in a circle by other students watching them while they do silly humiliating things. I think that teacher just forgot about me so I wasn't in the middle of that circle.
kind of the inverse lol, but one day back when schools were open, we had a small assembly after lunch instead of our normal classes. afterwards we were supposed to wait in our homerooms until school was out (which was in 40 minutes, give or take). thing is, most of the homeroom teachers had already noped out and left the premises as soon as they finished afternoon registration, so reasonably all of the students went to wait out under the cafeteria/in front of the parking lot like we usually do when we're waiting for our parents to come. my homeroom was the furthest from the cafeteria. so anyways, my group of friends begins shuffling towards the cafeteria along with the rest of the school, as we're like halfway there, one of the science teacher practically materializes out of thin air and starts herding people back into their homerooms. and it was kind of like a game, because if he caught you outside of the cafeteria, you just had to accept your fate and go back while all the people who already made it were just untouchable. anyways, to make a long story short, my group of friends and i were the only people who actually got sent back to homeroom. literally every single other student into the school got away. we didnt really mind cuz we basically just went back into the empty class and kept on talking until school was actually out, but i still cant believe that actually happened
3:45 Something similar happened in Greece on about 2005. The guy started driving although being under influence. As he was driving he realized he was not in position to drive so he parked his car on the right lane of an avenue, turned off the engine and fell asleep. A police crew saw the car, stopped and went to investigate. He told them the full story and he got arrested. He got prosecuted, the trial took place immediately but the judge declared him not guilty. Obviously, he was cleared of the charge due to voluntary abandonment.
Once I was at a party upstairs crossed as hell while most of the other people were in the basement. They were kicked out because there were too many out of control drunk people. I was spared because I was too high to function. Granted I still made a damn fool of myself that night. Luckily memories are pretty fuzzy.
“Destroyed and saved my but at the same time”
Wow dude dayum
7th grade.
Some kids brought a bottle of vodka to class. I harboured the shot glasses in my lunchbox. They began drinking bits of it in class, eventually got caught and ended up in biiig trouble. I was the only one directly involved that was never caught lmao.
Ahaha I'm always the sober one at parties I always look out for when fights might start or cops might come or when something else might go wrong. My dad knows I go to 'em (He usually tells me not to tell him much about what the people do at the parties cuz what he doesn't know won't hurt him lol) But I ALWAYS tell him where I'm going and usually shoot him a couple of quick texts while at the party and when i'm expected to get back. Keeps me safe and he says "keeps me from getting booked for something i didn't necessarily do". Once my friends and I were at a party and we saw a cop car. Now, I don't drink or do drugs (and don't plan to ever lol) and my two friends weren't drunk but they definitely had a couple drinks at least, so we tried warning people to no avail and immediately rushed out the back door and ran onto another street while I was on my phone calling my dad, and sure enough within 15 min he came to pick us up. He berated my friends for drinking a bit but nothing too serious. They crashed in my room for the night and all was well!!!
this is less serious, but it still applies i guess
I used to go to a boarding school, where there were very strict rules. You werent allowed to talk past the time you were suppost to be asleep, and there was no vaping allowed. Many perople in my school vaped. So it is late at night, like 3 in the morning and my friends are up vaping and chatting fairly loud. I didnt, vape, or talk in their conversation so I was just lying down listening to what they were saying, when I hear the door get kicked open by a very pissed of house master, who yells his guts out at my friends. They all got suspended for a day, whilst I was the only one there for the rest of the week.
21:40 musta been beautiful, 7 honda civics riding off into the sunset.
This isn’t anything to crazy but I always found it funny. In 6th or 7th grade, there was this Assistant Principle no one like. She was just the worst, I especially didn’t like her because she would always stand near my locker because she didn’t trust me (I did a lot of stupid stuff lol). One day there was a fire drill and me and my best friends were just walking together and there was a loud noise, I didn’t know what it was, but that didn’t stop me. I screamed “the fire is shooting at us!!” (Office fans will get it) That AP I was talking about earlier yelled at me and said come here, I bolted. Most classes had already lined up outside so I slipped into a random class and waited for her to give up then slipped back into my real class.
My dad tells this story:
When he was in the tenth grade (1992 I think) the seniors got a period off at the end of the day. Well, my dad was always swinging the girls and his then girlfriend was a senior. She and her friend left and smuggled him out in the trunk of their car. He said the school cop even checked the trunk and he has no idea how he didn’t get caught.
After listening to all these stories, the one thing i can deduce from them is how glad i am that i dont drink or party
my best friend was making a fool out of a kid pooping in the bathroom and i was laughing at his jokes about the kid. the kid reported it and my friend got in trouble while i got away. good thing that the kid was nice he said he did not want him to be in the principal's office. a day later we became friends.
ok this one isnt as crazy as these but this happened when i was 11 ok but basically i lived in a apartment and there was like a community between us kids who lived there and like 30 of us decided to play infection so me and a mini group of friends were hiding in a pretty good spot joking around i was the closest to the exit and all of a sudden i see like almost every kid who was infected running towards us and i yell GUYS RUN!! and i just dip i hear them yelling like oh shit!! and i was the only one who didnt get caught
I was in elementary school, I was involved in a school bus accident (note that school busses are different from what people usually think of, considering I was in a different country) the school bus had seatbelts, I was the only one wearing one, of course the kids said I'm lame and whatever insults they had in mind, we were on our way to school, until a silver Hyundai came out of the left side of a Three-way Junction, I was in the front seat, everyone got injured except of me, although it may sound fucked up, but I did feel some pride in being safe and sound despite being the one laughed at because I had a seatbelt on, since then, I got homeschooled till I reached high school.
People getting caught cheating on a test and not ratting me at. My guardian angels.
My HS batch got a sudden phone check from the teachers. By batch I meant it. This was a catholic school and phones were prohibited in class. The guys were fine, but the girls got guilt tripped and had to go to the restroom to pull them out. You can guess where they hid them. Everyone had to write an apology letter even if most didn't even do anything. Shortly after, I had to get excused for the rest of the day to get tutored for an upcoming Math Olympiad. The next day, I heard that someone in our class wrote that he was not sorry as he didn't do anything wrong, and it lead to the VP going to our class and giving a sermon for about 2 hrs on discipline, group responsibility and all that. Glad I had fun doing math instead. 🤪
Not so huge, but back in high school some friends of mine were doing some tricks and parkour on an area of the school. I just sat there next to them. Some minutes later a teacher comes to us and drags everyone to the office. All of my friends got suspended except for me, because they covered me up and said that I didn't do anything. So technically I was the only one safe.