I'd pick B2, it's big, spacious, has kitchen and bedroom, won't get cramped up like in F-22 and won't be on a wobbling washing machine the entire time like in A-10
Remember guys, there’s more people that have gone to space than have been a B-2 pilot. That dude’s bloodline probably hasn’t even seen a traffic ticket
@@captianplanet363 lmfao I was just thinking that. Bro must've been thinking, "Hell yeah, I get a multi million dollar toilet AND microwave. Can this day get any better?"
Its a great thought, but my assumption is these guys are relatively new pilots (and they usually like older boys or atleast people with more proven flight time) so probably not gonna be flying anything classified...yet
If anyone wants to know how RARE being a B2 pilot is. There are only 80 pilots who fly B2 stealth bombers. You must have a clean record, have a recommendation from a wing commander, have endorsements, have thousands of hours flying, combat experience, etc. Whoever gets that privilege earned it.
Eh, not really. He can get called for anything. They fly those ALL THE TIME. I see them very often flying by my house. He’s not an Apollo Astronaut in the way that they wouldn’t let them drive sometimes and always had people outside their houses (they had neighborhoods built specifically for all the Apollo Astronauts to live together in. Imagine being a child and having a cockpit with every Apollo astronaut).
@@cody7068 They're flying by your house because they're training for the route to perfection, so that when they get the call, they can drop it on your house with pinpoint accuracy. 👌
not really i’m not a genius but i’m sure they’ve don’t 1000’s of off the book missions . I mean what’s the point of a stealth bomber if your not gonna use it
I heard they can depart the USA, drop payload in Afghanistan and return to USA in one sortie. So that's kinda neat. He'll still see his family while in active deployment of sorts
@@andrewmaclean9810 B-2's are INCREDIBLY hard to qualify for, guy might've been somewhat disappointed he didn't get a jet, but he didn't look at all disappointed to get a B-2
@@austingivens244 Oh for sure, I didn't mean it like that. I'm just thinking like ya know most of these guys probably dreamed of becoming fighter pilots as kids, and then you achieve it but maybe not in the way you imagine. As much of an honor flying a B2 is, it's simply aint gonna be as fun as flying an F35, even if its a bigger deal to actually get the seat.
@@andrewmaclean9810 Oh definitely, completely agree. Someone else commented something like "More people go to space than people get to fly B-2s. I bet not even his parents got a speeding ticket" just to say hoe gatd it is to get to fly them lol Flying a B-2 must be an honor, but definitely a different kind of fun from an F22 and such.
The title of B-2 pilot is actually way more prestigious than you think. Since each aircraft costs over $2 billion, even something as little as an unpaid parking ticket could disqualify you
No one is talking about how hilarious the bios are on all of these guys with their strengths and weaknesses. Strength- almost a captain, weakness- almost a captain. lol
@@nuzuk there's actually a story about an a 10 pilot that ran out of ammo but stayed and drew fire details might be wrong or different but I could've sworn it was from a credible source in the military
@@Footballfan928the F22 and A-10 guys got excited cuz they will get to go into actual combat while the B-2 guy has the maturity and calmness required to actually fly a 1B dollar aircraft, whether in training or in a doomsday situation
@@Footballfan928He's not wrong at all, 😂 that b2 is harder to fly the other 2 planes are way more common, and faster b2 is stealthy and that guys true excitement. was like the b2, hidden
@@ThePointlessBox_ The A-10 is as the person above commented, CAS or Close Air-Support. It is not meant to fight against other planes, this "shitbox" is a durable fuck off flying tank with a big rotating "fuck you" gattling gun at the top of it. The fuck off flying warhog has been in use for decades and has not been phased out because it has proven itself worthy of its "fuck you" status and has been more beneficial to society as a weapon of war than you ever will.
@@liamratliff3824 its absolute dogshit for CAS. its got more blue on blue kills than any plane in history. It was outdated the day it rolled off the production line. It was only kept flying due to politics. It was meant to be a cheap tank buster. It couldnt even perform effective runs on stationary known outdated tanks during its trial runs. Most of it kills are down to ATG missiles, which other better planes can also use (mainly the A111, which half the number of CAS missions than the A10 and had a better Kill rate, and also could function in the night). when the plane came out it had no targeting aids for the pilot, making them rely on binoculars. The insurgents found out when these planes came into the air, all they had to do was hide for a while then come back. its a dogshit plane that again, was only still flying due to politics involved. It started as a tank buster, that turned out to be underwhelming so it turned into a solution looking for a problem type of deal
People seriously don’t understand how cool the B2 actually is, like that pilot might not be pulling fancy maneuvers but they are flying one of the most advanced aircraft ever made and also one of the absolute hardest to control if the computer fails. The aircraft is the ultimate definition of fly-by-wire. It takes the best of the best to control it without support. (Meaning this guy was almost certainly top of his class.)
Yes and hats off to all the maintainers that painstakingly ensure every single sensor/servo/actuator/etc is properly diagnosed so that entire beast of a plane works
my dad (us air force) flew f-15s for 23 yrs, my mom (us air force) flew c-17s for 25+ years. they both devoted their lives but when the war ukraine vs russia came, they were sent to help. they both lost their lives. RIP mom and dad! love you!!
I'm sorry for your loss, but you lost your parents for a corrupt cause. I'm a vet from the Bush administration. I've learned that all governments are evil; even those portraying to be on the side of the people.
@@Mr_Snek037 since when A-10s have not been used in many conflicts against enemies with AA abilities also the A-10 does have countermeasures and the A-10 can attack AA emplacements destroying them plus high altitude attacks
The plane costs 2 billion. He gets to fly the most expensive vehicle in the world Edit: Yes it’s more than a space shuttle, and a Saturn 5. You could go to the moon in a vehicle that costs less than this bomber. Nasa is burning through money with SLS. I saw some sources say that one launch of the Artemis rocket will cost 4 billion. Where the hell is 4 billion going to when Elon can build a rocket for less than 100 mil? Couldn’t we just rebuild a Saturn 5 with modern parts? That has to be cheaper than whatever the hell they are doing these days.
I know most people would think the fighter jets like an f22 are cooler, but for me, the idea of being in control of a machine as powerful as the B2 must be so amazing and terrifying.
@@joeg5414 B-52, I think it would be just as exciting as flying the B-2. I mean the B-2 is freaking awesome, but to say that you piloted The Buff........that is something. I've seen both planes in person and movies and internet videos don't do their size justice, even the A-10. I saw all three when I helped a friends move to Whiteman AFB. Got to ride around parts of the base and see the static displays of the A-10, B-52, and many others. B-2 I only saw as I was leaving Monday morning and one was being taken out of its hanger.
That f22 is an amazing machine though. He's gonna be doing dog fights and all kinds of cool shit. The b2 guy isn't going to get the same amazing "top gun" moments. Still cool as shit though, but the f22 is sick af and we use it to flex.
@@carlovechannel3730 you know you're on the internet right now go do a Google search on a10 retirement and maybe for once you'll actually learn something! The A-10 is officially slated to retire in 3 years they are pulling a fairly large amount out of service this year alone.
@@Baguenaudeur they used to do test runs in public in early 2000s .The public thought there were seeing aliens lol. I was at a party on the beach in Keybiscayne FL and we all saw the triangle of lights in the air, its one of the craziest things to witness.
@BasicCat ya same except I grew up in the Antelope Valley California by Lockheed, Northrup, Edwards, and NASA. And my grandfather helped develop the stealth tech for the B2 and Stealth and was one of the original people on concept drones and helped head up tactic rainbow which has some crazy drones missiles that can straight wipe a grid system. He took a lot of secrets to the grave and was constantly checked in on by what I can only describe as G men. Its crazy cause he died and only now are some of his projects being declassified and known to public. He was explaining drone warfare to me in the 90s and what the future held in autonomous flight. Even was he was dying of cancer technically retired, theyed still have him come in and brief people on some of the projects he helped start and oversee in a way. Very intelligent man, but guy had crazy secrets. I had models and posters of tactic rainbow all the way back from the later 90s at its beginning, might have been 2000 but ya I remember it was def before 9/11.
Being a B-2 pilot is rare given the fact that one plane is 2 Billion USD, even more rare than going to space. Although me personally I would wanna do f-22, although having a toilet in your plane would be nice
The A-10 having just as much hype as the F-22 is heartwarming to see. Thing might be old, but just the moral impact it has is enough to keep in service
Based off his reaction alone you can tell the B2 pilot is the calmest of them all, which is exactly what you want
U nailed it!
He was the only one how acted like they were over 12. That other guy jumped like a girl going to prom
He was salty he didn’t get a fighter
Brother???
You are spot on, brother! Their personal traits were a big factor in the assignment of the aircraft.
B-2 pilot cheered in stealth mode.
I would send money for how funny this is lmao
Clever! 🤣
😂
I'd pick B2, it's big, spacious, has kitchen and bedroom, won't get cramped up like in F-22 and won't be on a wobbling washing machine the entire time like in A-10
He's born for that plane
Remember guys, there’s more people that have gone to space than have been a B-2 pilot. That dude’s bloodline probably hasn’t even seen a traffic ticket
fr everyone are talking about the f22 pilot
That’s a prestigious honor bro
Cringe
@@JohnJacobs-g6t how?
@@JohnJacobs-g6thow is ts cringe? gtfo
first dude listed “his beautiful wife” as one of his strengths what a legend
And that he's a "good boi"
And his weakness is "strength" and he is a trophy husband 😂😂😂
f22 pilots weakness is yes/no questions😂
Hopefully me when (or if 😢) i get a wife
Yea but the first strengthisted is filling the beer fridge. So it shows his priorities are on point too.
The one with the b2 will either retire with 0 kills or 500000
The b2 is a bomber = no guns
500000 civillian?
@@cadler5885still kills
Still 500000 kills
@@cadler5885 500,000 flash fried enemy combatants, who cares if they are civilian if you go full nuclear?
Even the stealth bombers excitement was stealthy.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Sneaky bastard was loving it 😂
😂😂 seriously
@@gamerteojuice410😂😂😂😂
The B-2 pilot's reaction is probably one of the reason why he's a B-2 pilot lol.
he also has an NPC ass name, Kevin Smith is crazy 💀
@@nisfornormNPC name? Bro you are not important 😂
@@reasonjefferey4644 Kevin Smith is like the most basic name ever in america bruh
@@reasonjefferey4644 and who are u ?
@@maname_steve5745your name is steve!
The B-2 Pilot is a St. Louis native. That man will have the patience of a fucking saint.
a fucking saint would need to be patient because otherwise people would find out about the altar boys
@@pxpq ☠️☠️☠️
@@pxpqNAH THATS CRAZY
@@pxpq😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
@@pxpq priests aren’t saints 😂 but I see what you were trying for
B2 guy is the safest pilot out of all of them
That plane has a fucking toilet on it
@@bobthekangaroo8858and a godamn microwave
@@davidbutean1829 and also a goddamn bed
ITS A GODDAMN FLYING HOTEL ROOM
@@RocketrywithAnay_2013 and still a smaller rcs than the f35
Can’t go wrong with any of those. Their reactions show why they were chosen for each plane. Seems like their personality fits the plane perfectly
The guy in the a-10 is gonna have the best time commiting war crimes
A-10: mentally unstable
B2: calm and collected
F-22: excessive reactions
💯
@@Matt4ever91 I chocked XDDD😂😂
lol they joined the army they’re all mentally unstable
everyone talking about F-22 but the guy with the B-2... 💀
Bro is about to go into 2 billion dollars in debt if he fucks up 💀
@@geolegend3738or spend 30 years in prison 😂
@@geolegend3738we…we go into debt lol
@@cornysadventures you can get jail time for accidentally fcking up a plane?
@@TheCanadianCommunist yes I heard one guy went to jail for 6 years foe a crash
A10: I'm a killer.
F22: I'm a slayer.
B2: I'm a slaughter.
B2: I get a toilet!!
Cringe
@@BigTasty2019Shut up groundwalker
@@captianplanet363 lmfao I was just thinking that. Bro must've been thinking, "Hell yeah, I get a multi million dollar toilet AND microwave. Can this day get any better?"
The brothers!
F-22 and a-10: yay aircraft gun go bvrooooom. B-2 guy: I have become death the destroyer of worlds.
F-22 is more effective
@Lolin_HD y u comparing a b-2 effectiveness to a f-22 when they have two different roles 😂
@@Lolin_HDcomparing a Fighter to a CAS aircraft and a Bomber is crazy braindead lmao
I like that. That's a good sum up.
@@Lolin_HD Comparing a bomber to a fighter with different missions doesn't make sense.
Their personalities perfectly suit their assignments 😂
For sure, the last guy was proper happy trigger lmaooo. Me personal the 1st one is my fav
@@freedomofspeech7120 same bro, he knows he's gonna be a badass
and how the f*ck would you know?
@@Funky_Monke23cus he watched the video
@Funky_Monke23 to reply with such language tell us all what you are as a person, Charming fella.
The reason the B2 pilot didn't seem too excited is that he already knew what he was gonna fly
I was thinking that there was no way a B2 pilot just randomly found out like this lmao
And probably because any wise person is aware of the potential destruction they’re at the hands of.
Yep Only the right one can.
Maybe he knew that’s likely to be a boring ass job in comparison
@@AquaTech225 could be, but flying a B2 is apparently very prestigious.
The B-2 pilot exudes calmness and control, a true professional. Being a B-2 pilot is a rare and impressive achievement.
Chicken = avgeek
Imagine getting to your turn and just getting a "CLASSIFIED" screen, the crowd would go ballistic.
Project Darkstar 😂😂
an optical stealth would be nice
The B-2 got lucky that his didn’t say that 🙏
"IM FLYING A CLASSIFIED!"
Its a great thought, but my assumption is these guys are relatively new pilots (and they usually like older boys or atleast people with more proven flight time) so probably not gonna be flying anything classified...yet
If anyone wants to know how RARE being a B2 pilot is. There are only 80 pilots who fly B2 stealth bombers. You must have a clean record, have a recommendation from a wing commander, have endorsements, have thousands of hours flying, combat experience, etc.
Whoever gets that privilege earned it.
I disagree. I bought my B2 pilot license from a guy off Instagram. I guess the Air Force is outsourcing licenses to India.
@@AngkarYearZero then show it let me see your thousands of hour of flight experience and let me see your aircraft
@@KimThu-rm5xu I can't. It's classified and top secret.
@@KimThu-rm5xuit's bro's first time on the internet 😅
Hope ur enjoying youtube og
Also at least a thousand dead children.
1st guy: rock & roll
2nd guy: stealth mode
3rd guy: game show
No replies let me fix
1.8k likes but only 1 reply?
Lemme help the other guy fill the comments a little more.
2.5k likes but only 2 replies lemme fix that
Lol😂
3 fatherless bots appear sorry even a mechanic can't fix that
Did anyone else notice that the B-2 guy’s top strength was shutting up the haters? lol 😂😂😂
*He's the quiet kid.*
He can definitely shut up a few more haters now.
Also “almost a captain”
@@marlonthomas2713😂 it said
Strengths: almost a captain
Weakness: almost a captain
Lol
A-10 Pilot: I took out the bad guys in the building
F-22 Pilot: I took out the building
B-2 Pilot: I won the war
💀
B-2 pilot won the war? Nah he made it
@user-wl1ps9yd3t he made it and won
Nah I thought the raptor was air to air primarily with limited ground attack capabilities? It’s suppose to be like the BEST fighter jet in the world.
B-2 pilot: i took down the country
Those power point presentations for the pilots were both wholesome and hilarious
Nothing wholesome about delivery deaths from hundreds of feet in the air. Cowardly comes to mind tho.
@@mr.benchwormer7723cope
@@mr.benchwormer7723 it's the air force bro, chill, do you not expect the best type of defence from your country
@@mr.benchwormer7723Dawg, your like 12
Pipe down
@@adamjankowski7466 defence lol.
... B2, that means you're the best
Edit: Best part about the Airforce imo, no plane sucks, even the cargo ones are awesome.
Best among the best only 20 be build
Yes but flying a B-2 is exhausting and takes many hours
@@SlaveGtI heard they have its own bedroomz toilet, kitchen, etc
You swap out with your co pilot so you're not flying for 48 hours on end😑😑😑
It’s so boring. No one wants to fly around fake bombs
B-2 pilot is calm and collected, perfect for the job. So rare and exclusive to be a B-2 pilot, truly impressive.
Nugget
im eating mcdonalds chicken nuggets rn
f22 guy was ecstatic
Yeahh haha, great energy!
I would be too😅😅
As he should be it’s the best fighter in the world
@@LuxPlanesTry Baby Shark dot EXE. A programme made just for you.
What about f-35?
B-2 pilot:
Kevin Smith
Strength: Almost a captain
Weakness: Almost a captain
😭😭😭
This is either copied from @Egaztzzz or it's a coincidence
@@jacobsimonmanaligod its on the powerpoint in the video
so, what day of the weekness?
@@jacobsimonmanaligodbro thought he did something here. 😂
Bro, The B2 is the safest dude in that room. CAUSE IF HE IS CALLED THAT MEANS EVERYTHING HAS GONE WRONG
Eh, not really. He can get called for anything. They fly those ALL THE TIME. I see them very often flying by my house. He’s not an Apollo Astronaut in the way that they wouldn’t let them drive sometimes and always had people outside their houses (they had neighborhoods built specifically for all the Apollo Astronauts to live together in. Imagine being a child and having a cockpit with every Apollo astronaut).
@@cody7068 They're flying by your house because they're training for the route to perfection, so that when they get the call, they can drop it on your house with pinpoint accuracy. 👌
Eh? B2s were the initial bombing waves in Iraq. They aren't last resort, they are purely tactical
not really i’m not a genius but i’m sure they’ve don’t 1000’s of off the book missions . I mean what’s the point of a stealth bomber if your not gonna use it
I heard they can depart the USA, drop payload in Afghanistan and return to USA in one sortie. So that's kinda neat. He'll still see his family while in active deployment of sorts
The last guy jumping like a school girl over the F-22 was hilarious
Listen man if I found out I was flying an F-22 my reaction wouldn’t be much different 🤣
i would weat a tutu to get the chance to fly one too
@@Dogzill54 you get to fly one of the most advanced air superiority fighters and you’ll almost never get deployed, it’s a win win
Can you blame him?
The B-2 guy was like 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 🏃♂️
He was capable of piloting a stealth bomber
He was probably hoping for a fighter
@@andrewmaclean9810 B-2's are INCREDIBLY hard to qualify for, guy might've been somewhat disappointed he didn't get a jet, but he didn't look at all disappointed to get a B-2
@@austingivens244 Oh for sure, I didn't mean it like that. I'm just thinking like ya know most of these guys probably dreamed of becoming fighter pilots as kids, and then you achieve it but maybe not in the way you imagine. As much of an honor flying a B2 is, it's simply aint gonna be as fun as flying an F35, even if its a bigger deal to actually get the seat.
@@andrewmaclean9810 Oh definitely, completely agree.
Someone else commented something like "More people go to space than people get to fly B-2s. I bet not even his parents got a speeding ticket" just to say hoe gatd it is to get to fly them lol
Flying a B-2 must be an honor, but definitely a different kind of fun from an F22 and such.
That was the correct reaction to discovering that you are now an F-22 pilot lmfao
the kill count finna rise fast
A single weather balloon?
@@tastykimchiOFDOOMBetter put to use than the hangar warmer SU-57
Bro straight said yippee
@@tastykimchiOFDOOMwould you intercept a raptor?
A-10 : flying almost every day
B-2 : literally a vacation
No? A10s are very rarely used, basically as rare as b2s
Well, I think after he gets used to, probably needs to train at least once a month with the b-2 right? To keep in form?
@@GamingPigSFSA10’s was used loads in Afghanistan
When I’m in Fort Leonard Wood or Fort Moore I always see a A-10 flying.
@@GamingPigSFSlmao a10 s were used in Afghan and Iraq when I was there 17 to 22. Idk where you get that info
B2 pilot won the fucking plane lottery right there
The A-10 guy has one of his strengths listed as his " beautiful wife" and "being a sweet boi"
He is also a trophy husband😂😂😂😂
Beacause he rates his wife A 10
@@UltimateCustomNight232 this made me giggle
A10 is flying armored tank you better recognize
@@andresrincon7240 L
“Why is there missing pixels in the sky”
Ggs Ur cooked
Kevin smith😉
If you see it then your not the target
B2 pilot reacted EXACTLY like you'd expect a B2 pilot react
*10k hype, look ma I'm famous!*
lol exactly what I thought
Good thing the full names of these special pilots we’re released - every other nation in the world 😢
@@PimpManeSteelo That literally doesn't matter at all.
@PimpManeSteelo 😂 try to search Kevin Smith and tell me how many come up
@@alanfernandez854 I just watched Mallrats, directed by a Kevin Smith.
The title of B-2 pilot is actually way more prestigious than you think. Since each aircraft costs over $2 billion, even something as little as an unpaid parking ticket could disqualify you
Damn thanks for letting everyone who knows know
No one is talking about how hilarious the bios are on all of these guys with their strengths and weaknesses. Strength- almost a captain, weakness- almost a captain. lol
"short sentences" as a weakness is crazy
strength- his beautiful wife 🤣
Weaknesses - Strength 😂😂😂
Quotes: “what the frick” 😭
"Being a sweet boi"
Having a toilet in your plane biggest flex
B2 doesn't have a toilet
@@phinixgamerz6798yes it does. It has a bed, kitchen area and Toilet along with the cockpit
It even has a microwave oven on it.
@@christianalmon4117 according to chat gpt it doesnt have a microwave or a toilet, but it does have a resting area and a food storage
@@phinixgamerz6798 what a source
Bro the strengths and weaknesses had me on my knees 😂
Fr bro 💀💀
The first one... Is a Soft Boi and a Trophy Husband😂😂😂
Quotes: "What the frick" 😂😂
Weakness: strength 🤣
Strengths: His beautiful wife😭😭
Fun fact : If you see a B-2 flying in the sky. You are safe😅
underrated comment. :D
I seen 2 above me I was like so much powerrrr😮
A-10 guy flying one of the most aggressive sounding planes while being the good boi
You want a good boi flying ground missions for you. It gets spicy, gotta stay locked in on your orders/mission.
Warthog go Brrrrrrr!
Sounds like a loyal doggo friend, exactly what our grunts want some one that won’t leave them when the brrrrrrrrrt runs dry
@@nuzuk there's actually a story about an a 10 pilot that ran out of ammo but stayed and drew fire details might be wrong or different but I could've sworn it was from a credible source in the military
@@jangofett3147 Yep, its called: i made it up to sound heroic
It's crazy how their personalities resemble the jets😂
You don’t even know them the fk u talking about 💀
@@Footballfan928the F22 and A-10 guys got excited cuz they will get to go into actual combat while the B-2 guy has the maturity and calmness required to actually fly a 1B dollar aircraft, whether in training or in a doomsday situation
Lmfao 😂
@@lendleguanzon4753 how do u know the b-2 driver got all that bruv stop yapping
@@Footballfan928He's not wrong at all, 😂 that b2 is harder to fly the other 2 planes are way more common, and faster b2 is stealthy and that guys true excitement. was like the b2, hidden
It's wild each pilot's reaction matches their assigned airplane.
It is interesting. These folks definitely know what they are doing. The psychology is intense.
I thought the same thing! Perfectly fitting
That is why exactly These three are in a video on yt
@@danielmuller4794 That's fair lmao
That’s crazy spot on 😂😂😂 they really doing it right in the US
The reason the A10 dude was the most hyped is that they have the most likelihood of being in combat...
These three pilots got the most deadliest planes ever. A-10 Warthog, B2 Stealth Bomber, and an F-22 Raptor is insane.
The A10 is a terrible shitbox. Dude drew the short straw
@@ThePointlessBox_ great CAS never meant for air to air fights.
@@ThePointlessBox_ The A-10 is as the person above commented, CAS or Close Air-Support. It is not meant to fight against other planes, this "shitbox" is a durable fuck off flying tank with a big rotating "fuck you" gattling gun at the top of it.
The fuck off flying warhog has been in use for decades and has not been phased out because it has proven itself worthy of its "fuck you" status and has been more beneficial to society as a weapon of war than you ever will.
@@liamratliff3824 its absolute dogshit for CAS. its got more blue on blue kills than any plane in history. It was outdated the day it rolled off the production line. It was only kept flying due to politics.
It was meant to be a cheap tank buster. It couldnt even perform effective runs on stationary known outdated tanks during its trial runs.
Most of it kills are down to ATG missiles, which other better planes can also use (mainly the A111, which half the number of CAS missions than the A10 and had a better Kill rate, and also could function in the night). when the plane came out it had no targeting aids for the pilot, making them rely on binoculars.
The insurgents found out when these planes came into the air, all they had to do was hide for a while then come back.
its a dogshit plane that again, was only still flying due to politics involved. It started as a tank buster, that turned out to be underwhelming so it turned into a solution looking for a problem type of deal
@@ThePointlessBox_ I came to this comment to make these exact same points about that dumpster fire of a plane
Getting the B2 is crazy, gonna be a nice long vacation
an office with a bathroom!
*paid vacation....
The worst part is being stationed at whiteman. 🤣
id take it
f-22 was like YIPPY!!!
yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hooray.....
Haha
he’s probably not gonna get a mission anytime soon 😂
@@Liam.2984 idk man, America's president is starting conflicts globally right now and I don't think he's done yet
dang that F-22 pilot acted like its his childhood dream that he just got
Probably was
People seriously don’t understand how cool the B2 actually is, like that pilot might not be pulling fancy maneuvers but they are flying one of the most advanced aircraft ever made and also one of the absolute hardest to control if the computer fails. The aircraft is the ultimate definition of fly-by-wire. It takes the best of the best to control it without support. (Meaning this guy was almost certainly top of his class.)
that's why he doesn't get so excited, not cool maneuver and hard to control. but also ultra expensive.
@@Surcradisprobably will have the best quality of life during flights though. B2s are designed for long distance flights.
Cool story nerd, now go play your Microsoft Flight Sim some more. Who gives a fuck.
If the computer controlling the flight fails, you just eject. I could be wrong though...
Yes and hats off to all the maintainers that painstakingly ensure every single sensor/servo/actuator/etc is properly diagnosed so that entire beast of a plane works
Kevin Strength: Almost a captain
also Kevin weakness: almost a captain 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Read that too...
Can you still fly as a captain?
I feel all their reactions matched the personality of the plane assigned.
Haha trueee!!!
The B2 guy was the chillest cuz he know he will fly it for hours and hours
Wright flyer 💀💀
@@GiJoe94 And basically going home to do it.
Agree you know the a10 guy is the gun toting Texan of the group
my dad (us air force) flew f-15s for 23 yrs, my mom (us air force) flew c-17s for 25+ years. they both devoted their lives but when the war ukraine vs russia came, they were sent to help. they both lost their lives.
RIP mom and dad! love you!!
I'm sorry for your loss, but you lost your parents for a corrupt cause. I'm a vet from the Bush administration. I've learned that all governments are evil; even those portraying to be on the side of the people.
Omg that's shocking. So sorry
There’s a lot of holes in your story bud.
Where is it, where is it..found it 🧢🧢🧢
@@aayushprakhar1711 how rude? my dad and mom were sent to bring weapons to the soldiers of ukraine.
B-2 pilot I met was the nicest guy, super chill and set my expectations for AF pilots
What rrally?
super chill, dropping some nuuukes just vibing
that Shane Gillis joke about the air strike team mowing down a small town and all they say is "...all clear" energy :P
Me and biden had dinner the other day, super chill guy!
Most pilots are pretty chill. Even staff officers. Some younger ones are cocky but not bad people.
Imagine you were very excited and it was your turn in front of everyone then the next slide showed an air balloon. 😂
😂😂
Or a drone...not the PREDATOR but one from the backpack
Funny af
😂😂😂😂😂
or C-17
1) "im going to fly a Tank"
2) "im going to fly a UFO"
3) "im going to fly a $350 million crotch Rocket"
Underrated comment
Fly a tank?
😮 dont insult the best plane in the world
@@iszes a-10 is a flying tank its a joke
Id rather fly a UFO
The dude flying the b2 is lucky asf
Flying b2 over many hours is hell.
But it really makes you one of a kind!
@@LuxPlanesA punishment.Here is the for #baby #SHARK. #EXE
@@LuxPlanes agreed, only 20 in the world, and the only thing keeping the spirit in the air is technology.
Atleast you’d be safer than some
why?
Remember: The A-10 guy can go brrrrrt and kill tanks, and the F-22 guy can kill weather balloons, but the B-2 guy can literally destroy the earth.
weather balloons -HA!!!
And condensation can literally kill a B-2 😂
The a10 can barely kill ifvs lol.
@@EldyPlaysMinecraft You say that to yourself while watching a maverick fly into an IFV and blow up the whole thing inside out
NEEEERRRRRRDS!!!!
Legit imagine in a normal conversation saying "im a b2 pilot" that shit is dope af
It's for all intents and purposes impossible.
That's why someone like you isn't flying one, it's a need to know basis for most everything.
@@lukecarroll19they’re not allowed to speak about it or what?
A guy tells you that in a bar, and as a guy you reconsider how straight you really are lol😂
@@ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 More people have been to space than flown a B 2
the first guy had the strength "being a sweet boi"
Bro these strengths are killing me, “ filling the fridge with beer, and his beautiful wife “ that’s the military for you 😂😂
If this was one sentence his strength wasnt, "filling up his wife"
@@usernameiserrorLMAO I JS REALISED
What killed me was the quote, "Hi Sir, so my name is Will... I'm a trophy husband," and that one of his strengths was, "being a sweet boi," lmao
warthog guy about to become another insurance claim
That's what I thought, I'd be pretty pissed if I got the A10
Nah watcha guys talking about I'd love to fly an A-10
@@Bradythefed it's fun, don't get me wrong. The issue is it gets targeted by Sam a lot and tends to be shot down a lot
@@Mr_Snek037 since when A-10s have not been used in many conflicts against enemies with AA abilities also the A-10 does have countermeasures and the A-10 can attack AA emplacements destroying them plus high altitude attacks
@@Mr_Snek037 also there have been 5-6 A-10s shot down maybe 7 that is not common
that B2 guy
strength: almost capt.
weakness: almost capt. 😂
Fr 😂
Why is one the A10 guys point *being a sweet boi*
F-22 bro looks like his top gun dream just came true.
Flying a B-2 is the biggest flex ever
Edit: 7.8K Mom I’m famous!
Oh wait… Mom is dead
The plane costs 2 billion. He gets to fly the most expensive vehicle in the world
Edit: Yes it’s more than a space shuttle, and a Saturn 5. You could go to the moon in a vehicle that costs less than this bomber.
Nasa is burning through money with SLS. I saw some sources say that one launch of the Artemis rocket will cost 4 billion. Where the hell is 4 billion going to when Elon can build a rocket for less than 100 mil? Couldn’t we just rebuild a Saturn 5 with modern parts? That has to be cheaper than whatever the hell they are doing these days.
It's probably worth more than several countries' entire Air Force
@@enolopanr9820 Easy, there are vehicles that are much more costly, even flying machines.
@@hoghogwild you sure about that
And he's probably the only of these three that can't ever flex it either. And THAT is a flex
"Strength: shutting up the haters" man Kevin deserves the B-2 after that
Flying a b2 is like playing a game with unlimited money mods...
These guys pulled the US Air Force premium pack and are getting the legendary items 😅
I know a B-2 might not be as exciting as an A-10 or an F-22 but it has the ability to end a war on it's own.
It's one of the biggest honors in the entire Air Force.
Stealthy reaction
The third guy jumped so high he probably could’ve grabbed the b2 out the air
Cringe
@@TopVillain
dr man hattan lookin ahh
@@TopVillainnah its actually good it made me like the comment but not laugh
He kinda hovered there for a split second
Dude😂😂
F22 guy: 'holy cow, I got a cool plane! I thought I was going to get a c-5 or something!'
I honestly want to fly the c5
Proceeds to fly his entire career the same track over eglin. Meanwhile C-17 and C-130 pilots go out on a trips around the world every other week.
@@Slava_Yarmolenkobut which one goes Mach jesus
@@Slava_Yarmolenko f22s are currently in Japan on a rotation. They've also been in Europe for a while.
@@CubeInspectoreither way both have their attributes
They married the pilot perfectly with the plans personality. Awesome
Bruh, B-2 guys was chill as hell.
I mean with what he's carrying on that plane, we need a calm guy like him 😂
Exact response we want.
He was stealth excited
I love how all 3 of these guys personalities perfectly matched the aircraft they got.
"Strength: Shutting up the haters"
Thats the right person for a B2
It's actually super cool they do a reveal like this
It’s pretty lame
@@Kingyayaaur lame
@@Kingyayaaur lame
Unless it is a Cessna 152...lol
@@Kingyayaayeah it reminds me of a gender reveal picnic I went to on the weekend. It was a boy. We drank vodka and then drove home.
F-22 pilot knew he was gonna play freebird in that cockpit💀
B-2 be like, "Enemy's advanced UAV is online" 💀
Blackbird from black ops
"Strengths"
"Shutting up the haters"
If B2 pilots are like SR-71. They only need to call center and get a speed check. All haters just got shut down.
3rd pilot was about to fly without the plane
Most underrated comment for sure.🥹🥹🥹
The b2 is easily the most repuatable one, he worked hard for that. Really hard. Mad props
B2 pilot before dropping 100 megaton bomb:
INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
I know most people would think the fighter jets like an f22 are cooler, but for me, the idea of being in control of a machine as powerful as the B2 must be so amazing and terrifying.
B1 or B2 would be cool
And he gets the one with a toilet and a microwave oven.
Dude most people plus pilots get excited with f22. There's a reason for that and That's why you commented this.
@@joeg5414 B-52, I think it would be just as exciting as flying the B-2. I mean the B-2 is freaking awesome, but to say that you piloted The Buff........that is something. I've seen both planes in person and movies and internet videos don't do their size justice, even the A-10. I saw all three when I helped a friends move to Whiteman AFB. Got to ride around parts of the base and see the static displays of the A-10, B-52, and many others. B-2 I only saw as I was leaving Monday morning and one was being taken out of its hanger.
That f22 is an amazing machine though. He's gonna be doing dog fights and all kinds of cool shit. The b2 guy isn't going to get the same amazing "top gun" moments. Still cool as shit though, but the f22 is sick af and we use it to flex.
The a10 pilot just hyped that he will see actual combat 😂
Well he better hurry up the plane will be completely out of service in the next 3 years.
@@deannelson9565 thats sad i love the a10
@@rodent66 yeah she's a cool plane she just unfortunately kills too many of our guys
@@deannelson9565 no it wont
@@carlovechannel3730 you know you're on the internet right now go do a Google search on a10 retirement and maybe for once you'll actually learn something! The A-10 is officially slated to retire in 3 years they are pulling a fairly large amount out of service this year alone.
The first person's weakness was his strength lol
As someone whos seen the b2s lights in the sky when I was a kid. Nothing screams alien tech like stealth bomber
How were you able to see it????
@@Baguenaudeur they used to do test runs in public in early 2000s .The public thought there were seeing aliens lol. I was at a party on the beach in Keybiscayne FL and we all saw the triangle of lights in the air, its one of the craziest things to witness.
@@BasicCat Sorry bro it was actually a terrible joke about stealth plane being invisible to the eye because of their name 😭😭
@@Baguenaudeur I know lol just wanted to clarify in case. My channel was known for bad jokes dw
@BasicCat ya same except I grew up in the Antelope Valley California by Lockheed, Northrup, Edwards, and NASA. And my grandfather helped develop the stealth tech for the B2 and Stealth and was one of the original people on concept drones and helped head up tactic rainbow which has some crazy drones missiles that can straight wipe a grid system. He took a lot of secrets to the grave and was constantly checked in on by what I can only describe as G men. Its crazy cause he died and only now are some of his projects being declassified and known to public. He was explaining drone warfare to me in the 90s and what the future held in autonomous flight. Even was he was dying of cancer technically retired, theyed still have him come in and brief people on some of the projects he helped start and oversee in a way. Very intelligent man, but guy had crazy secrets. I had models and posters of tactic rainbow all the way back from the later 90s at its beginning, might have been 2000 but ya I remember it was def before 9/11.
Being a B-2 pilot is rare given the fact that one plane is 2 Billion USD, even more rare than going to space. Although me personally I would wanna do f-22, although having a toilet in your plane would be nice
Actually the b2 has two pilots
And a bed to sleep on.
What? But going to space costs like 10 times more money. Why is that rarer?
@@jaesjmes5498 cuz if u mess up an actual mission that would be bad so they need to train pilots but most of them get something else
@@JUMBOISI9242if you mess up as an astronaut it would be 10x worse. People lose faith in these missions every failure you achieve.
Each pilot with their chosen airplane really defines their reaction for these vehicle capabilities
It's like match day for medical students
The b2 is one of the hardest planes to fly because it’s lack of vertical stabilizers. It takes an extremely skilled pilot to maintain proper flight
not true, the b2 has fly-by-wire, it uses computers to assist the pilots
Bet u feel stupid
Damnnn a B-2. There’s only line 19 operational in the US Air Force as of this year. What an honor
A-10 dude's quote: " solo status?! *tiktok dances*"
No he will have fun with the minigun
"strengths: filling the beer fridge"
And strengths: beautiful wife
F-22 guy: what the frick?
Being A sweet boi
The A-10 having just as much hype as the F-22 is heartwarming to see.
Thing might be old, but just the moral impact it has is enough to keep in service
Although the F-22 guy jumped in the air I think the A-10 jock was actually the more genuinely thrilled with his assignment.
Dude's gonna get free beers for life from every infantryman at the bar.
@@johnsmith970 not if theyre british
The f22 is an amazing piece of technology but I'd much rather fly an A10. I mean it's a freaking gun with a plane built around it
Naw bro definitely wants that raptor.
Who wouldnt. I think if you fire the a10 gun long enough it might stall the plane mid air lol.
A10 guy “weaknesses: strength” 😂
F-22 Dude was so ready fly one he simply became one
I've wasted my life.....Respect to these men for their hard work and for their service.
B2 has a bathroom and a kitchen we all know who really won here
* william laingen gets a A-10 *
me looking at his strength: being a sweet boi.
😭
Being a sweet boi
Also him: princess vaporise the enemy
Also William: 'BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT'
And Brian's strength was "having big brain thoughts"
Bro the f22 guy just said ⬆️
Bro almost turned into an f22
Why did this make me laugh my humor is so broken
Naw the f-22 pilot was so happy that he even acted like a cartoon character 💀🙏