Him being young really plays a role in this. If it was older (looking) spider men they would call them a boomer. But he seems like a teenager that is just annoyed by others' idiocy and it feels right.
The bigger shock for him would be that not only is his entire world infected with brainrot apart from himself, but the multiverse as a whole including alternate versions of himself. He is the one exception 😂
@@anotherrandomguy6045 it's still a simp even if it works. Besides she later left him which forces him to switch simping to MJ, he might even be brainrot twice.
ok, this hit a little too hard because this is how I felt in highschool, just with my gens equivalent nonsense. Every generation had their version of this but I HATED THOSE TOO GDI
This must be Universe 402, where Peter is the singularity, the only one, who hasn’t succumbed to brainrot. Props to him for surviving in this weird alternate reality-he's probably out there dodging chaos with his spider sense while everyone else is busy spiraling. Keep going, Peter, you’re the hero we didn’t know we needed in this twisted timeline!
I also really love how Tobey Maguire is the only one with brainrot while everyone else is normal is his own universe and meanwhile Tom Holland is the only person that is normal while everyone is brainrot.
Can you imagine waking up one day, and all of a suddent everyone has brainrot. Asif earth was altered by aliens as an experiement, all except for you. It would be horrible.
Thats because its probably the only time those words are being used coherently. Words have meaning. If you just say stupid stuff without proper grammar then nothing you say will make sence, this also goes for brainrot. This is why when that one austrialian politician used these phrases everyone understood her. She actually took her time to understand what these words mean and used them accordingly.
In Tobey's universe only Peter had brainrot. In Andrew's universe everyone had brainrot. In Tom's universe Peter is the only one who doesn't had brainrot. "Perfectly balanced, as all thigs should be"
This is the best rant video on brainrot you have made so far 😭! Literally a masterpiece!! Cappin' America... Bro from another h*e... And the ending😭😭!!!
Me: "The worst Human Spider could say is no" 😊
HS: "Ewww, what’s this pinhead yapping about?" 😷
This is going to be skibidi pinned
HS: "Pin or heart? Whoever comment first is pin"
WHO IS HS MAN ?? 🌚
who you calling pinhead?
bro's the cenobite fr
Tom Holland: "I'm something of a sane person myself"
Thank god
he's learning the ways of skibidi
he finally gonna succumb to brainrot in Spider-Man: No Way Brainrotting
Bro you comment in every singel the human spider vid
So u must be my bi&-+( tonight
Me: "The worst she could say is no" ☺
Her: "Ewww, what the bro is yapping about?" 🤮
Hello
Did this happen to you? sorry broski, time for looksmaxxing
@@TheHumanSpiderr You want rizz? Watch Skibidi Toilet
You: "What?" 😕
Her: "Are you trying to skibidi rizz me like baby boomer?" 😒
This generation is cooked.
I like how here everyone is brainrot exept peter
I agree
He is not an ipad kid
Thought I was buzzin no cap
Good for him
The only relatable person in the whole video
Raimi trilogy : Peter is brainrot
TASM Duology : everyone is brainrot
Home trilogy: everyone except Peter is brainrot
3 stage of uno reverse 😂😂
We getting some serious lore here
Lol
Absolute cinema 🚬
Oh my god I was going to said that. But damn.
Tom being the one spider man to avoid talking brainrot feels right for some reason.
Good
All of a sudden I feel a surge of empathy for him that I never felt before.
Him being young really plays a role in this. If it was older (looking) spider men they would call them a boomer. But he seems like a teenager that is just annoyed by others' idiocy and it feels right.
@@Nima-ho3nq That seems right. Like an annoyed younger brother to the other two.
Because he's an innocent British kid
I like how in MCU only Peter doesn't speak Brainrot, while in the original is reverse
Tom Holland: "If i were brainrot, my daughter would be edgy"
Same bro
In tasm, everyone speaks brainrot
Sigma og trilogy vs beta marvel
@@fonsie19"How many people can we make brown and gay? Throw in a sex swap?"
I’m gonna feel really bad for him when he has to interact with two brain rotted Spider-Men by the time you get to No Way Home
The bigger shock for him would be that not only is his entire world infected with brainrot apart from himself, but the multiverse as a whole including alternate versions of himself. He is the one exception 😂
Tobey Peter: " *CURE* dat rizz."
eagerly waiting for that
Instead of trying to cure the villains, he is just going to be trying to cure brainrot as a whole
Sigman: my brain broke
"With great internet access, comes great brain rot!"
~ Uncle skibidi Ben
Rizzing gwen once a day keeps Mj's yapping away
"HI, I'm Cappin America"
🤣💀
Bro from another hoe 💀
that one got me real good 😂
Bro is cappin
1:14 Naww not Aunt May having skibidi seizures 😭🙏💀
y'all noticed the cab driving backwards
@@ShaunTheSheep. oh I see the cab.
@@ShaunTheSheep.Oh shit😂😂😂
@@ShaunTheSheep. Nice catch. I sure didn't see that.
hell nah 🤣
That's how Keaton greats guests for real.
Giga chad fr no cap
Hes grrrrrrreaat!
It's so wholesome that Peter is the only one without brainrot but still is a simp.
I mean it could be hardly called simping if the only way to talk to someone stupid is just to talk stupid
@@anotherrandomguy6045 it's definitely a simp move to be a brainrot just for a girl
@@zeronime284 well it's not as long as it works
@@anotherrandomguy6045 it's still a simp even if it works. Besides she later left him which forces him to switch simping to MJ, he might even be brainrot twice.
@@zeronime284 you have no idea how far people would go to get laid
Accurate highschool experience.
Bro 😂
Society's future is doomed
ok, this hit a little too hard because this is how I felt in highschool, just with my gens equivalent nonsense. Every generation had their version of this but I HATED THOSE TOO GDI
@@neiloch lol I’m in the thick of it rn
My old high school (i changed school after the second year)
What a twist: the first Spider-Man who would be generationally appropriate to have brainrot has immunity
This must be Universe 402, where Peter is the singularity, the only one, who hasn’t succumbed to brainrot. Props to him for surviving in this weird alternate reality-he's probably out there dodging chaos with his spider sense while everyone else is busy spiraling. Keep going, Peter, you’re the hero we didn’t know we needed in this twisted timeline!
He’s me everytime someone starts speaking like that. That ‘F*ck off’ resonated with me.
Tom Peter is gonna have a hard time when No Way Home comes, and he met two Spider-Man who have brainrot.
"I missed the part where that's my problem" bro thought he could sneak one in on us 🤣🤣
He snuck 2 actually
There's also "... maybe the ad said three thousand."
I love how in other Spider-Man brainrot series, Peter was the brainrot and others were sane
But in this Homecoming only Peter is the sane person😭😭😭😭
Michael Keaton, you either die a beta virgin or live long enough to become a sigma chad
0:50 what is Captain America teaching these kids 😭
Like who teached him brain rot after 70 year frozen in ice
@Miku1773-n4b but also, does the Avengers have brain rot as well
@@JorgeRed-u3s he unfreezed but his brain did not
*Cappin
@@JorgeRed-u3sSam Rizzson
I also really love how Tobey Maguire is the only one with brainrot while everyone else is normal is his own universe and meanwhile Tom Holland is the only person that is normal while everyone is brainrot.
Harry Osborn also has brainrot 😂
@@muhdahnaf7927I missed the part where that’s my problem. 🤣
I think this peter might be the chosen one. The one said to be able mog brainrots mewing streak.
This is Peter's punishment for fighting Dr. Strange in No Way Home. Any second now he'll send Peter back to his timeline...any second now...
Imagine at the end of the film if this was real instead of Aunt May almost saying the F word she says "What this Sig-" 💀
your sacrifice of getting brainrot just for us is something lvl 1000 aura no cap
"I've seen all your pins, they are amazing".
Human spider: "you know, I'm something of a pinner myself"
"If you're nothing without this rizz, then you shouldn't have it." - Tony Sigma
1:04. Bro could've put some real brainrots on opened tabs but instead chose to show us what tools he uses. 😔😔
Also the fact he's from Lithuania
i expect a 10 minute brainrot edit of no way home with Skibidi man and the Amazing Rizzler in full display
I thought he was going to say, "I'm literally Batman."
"The aura of the Chad... in the palm of my hand."
Once May started speaking I couldn’t even recognize it as English anymore.
It hurts to watch,
Now I need a brain transplant.
I really love how Tom Holland is Normal while everyone else is brainrot
2:06 nah that’s not Micheal Keaton that Rizzeal Sigton (I’m tryin my best 😅)
Can't wait for the sequel. Far from Skibidi. The sequel of all time
cappin america killed me for some reason
And then no way home is about making everyone forget that any of that slang existed. 😅
I'm not even a gen-z person.
Did the American accent get a new update or what?
It's a gen alpha thing
finally peter is normal
What the hell was that Diddy plot twist at the end?
I had a headache after watching this
That's why it's called brainrot
Just when i thought i couldnt laugh anymore that keaton line in the end got me even more xD, keep up the great work Spid- i mean The Human Spider
Ned's brainrot sounds so natural it doesn't feel like AI
This brainrot version is so better than before
Andrew and tobey understand the brainrot but poor tom doesn't understand😢
he’s trying his best
Yep
Rizz-man : Homemaxxing
Rizz-man: No Rizz Home
2000:We will have flying car!
2035:🚽🚽🚽 🤫🧏♂️🧏♂️🧏♂️
Can you imagine waking up one day, and all of a suddent everyone has brainrot. Asif earth was altered by aliens as an experiement, all except for you. It would be horrible.
Me: Pin me I'm watching at night .
The Human Spider: 0:54
Me:😢
That "Shut the Fuck Up Ned" was so bitter and came from the soul.
I don't know why but tom holland peter be the only sane person in his universe just work so well lmao
0:38 Morbius memes truly never die.
1:52 So I don't speak brainrot....but somehow I know what she's talking about!! 🤔
Thats because its probably the only time those words are being used coherently. Words have meaning. If you just say stupid stuff without proper grammar then nothing you say will make sence, this also goes for brainrot.
This is why when that one austrialian politician used these phrases everyone understood her. She actually took her time to understand what these words mean and used them accordingly.
@@miniaturejayhawk8702 (face palm) I don't think you get it..
I thought Spider-Man Homecoming was already brainrot.
Peter is the only sane mind in a world gone insane
It sure was a twist that in this version spiderman is the only one without brainrot in a world of brainrot.
In Tobey's universe only Peter had brainrot.
In Andrew's universe everyone had brainrot.
In Tom's universe Peter is the only one who doesn't had brainrot.
"Perfectly balanced, as all thigs should be"
1:14 Poor Aunt May. But I do enjoy Her Severe Symptom of The Brainrot Behaviour though.
"What" from her is pretty accurate Brainrot 😭😅😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
You know I am something of a brainrot myself.
this feels like actual movie, wow
1:39 my favorite part😂
I love how Peter is the only normal person here
0:05 this woman should be MJ instead of Zendaya brainrot
“I heard you under the bridge, I know what a Beta sound like.”
“I’m not a Beta! I’m an Alpha, I mean, I’m a… I’m a Sigma!”
You know I'm something of a rizzler myself
Edit 1: 50 likes already? Tysm
Edit 2: 93? Y'all W's
Edit 3: Y'all GOAT'S. 100 likes
"40000 years of evolution and we barely even tapped the vastness of rizzing potential"
You amazing creature notrizzableboy,our gyats are not so different
@@mertegeselam8321 Ah Rosie- *mews.*
I did not have brain damage before watching this, now I am not sure if there is anything to damage anymore
2:00 chad
Thanks for the lobotomy Human spider 🥰
1:53 wth
I see that Human Spider used this as a way to express his hate for Tom's Spidey
capin reca is better. 0:46
Learning English was my biggest mistake.
Can't believe Peter got catfished
0:54 "I miss the part where that's my problem"
0:17😂😂😂
The last one caught me so off gaurd lmao 😭
Why is lizzy just carrying this video lol
Steve: Hi, I'm cappin America.
🤣😅😆
amazing, the gigachad michael keaton at the end got me. but also the rest of the video, make more please!
The ending for this is scarier than the actual scene from the movie 😂
Bro I laughed so hard when the Vulture appeared and he just had that Gigachad chin bro 😂😂
I don’t think bro knows how to use any of these terms but rizz 😂
Finally another one I have waiting…I am not dissapinted
My IQ fell into the negative digits until the last five seconds thanks for the save
The english or spanish joke got me :D
The IMTPWTMP part destroyed me completely, well done
Brainrot, also known as The Tiktok Generation
I love the references to the other spiderman movies. "The add said 3 thousand". "I missed the part where thats my problem".
here bro you dropped this 👑 king of the bakas
Spider-Man if it was made in 2040:
Congratulations!!🎊 THE HUMAN SPIDER! for reaching 555K Subscribers🗿❤️🔥🙌🏻
Waiting for a redux with Andrew Peter facing off against the Rizzard.....
This is the best rant video on brainrot you have made so far 😭! Literally a masterpiece!!
Cappin' America... Bro from another h*e... And the ending😭😭!!!
I'm 40 years old.
And with this video I realize it for the first time.
This channel deserves 1m subscribers
This video makes me hate internet