BEST OF RHYMING (Funniest Moments)
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New episode in a few hours, enjoy this bonus BEST OF while you wait! - helixD (the management)
Can you do rayman legends?
Or super meat boy?
Oh helix, you silly apeist
Play phlem city
Ah yes thank you sir
"Rapists beware, you're in for a scare" will never not be funny.
Needs to be on a shirt somehow.
16:08 for those of you needing a hit.
I'm so glad I discovered it last year, because it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
its so hilarious because Chris responded with it INSTANTLY
he is such a quick-draw comedian
i'm cackling just reading it in this comment, i'm reading it in dingdong's voice, i can't wait to hear it
i was not disappointed
An hour of rhyming, what perfect timing
@@ksg8176 I heard you aren't whining, good to know your gears ain't grinding
It truly was great, I rate it 8 out of 8
@@waterPsychiatrist gr8 b8, m8
Keep talking like that and I'll gives you a sliming.
Commentors beware
"Chris you get way too much mileage out of just rhyming things"
12 mins into a hour long rhyming compilation
I could read this in Julian’s voice
"I know I gotta stop"
We're in for a scare.
@@tabbyarts3670 i think he may have a problem
@@GaMeRfReAkLIVE you think?!
lol
“Christmas, welcome home!! Daddy brought home a… Toblerone!” The greatest quote in Oneyplays history
Mommy cooks it inside the heat
I love the Master Sword remix of that line
@@dion8202 and then we eat our sweets
@meow purr dammit meow, you were supposed to finish the next line >:( *crosses arms, huffs angrily*
Daddy dearest... Everyone fearest.
If there isn’t a rhyming mechanic in Chris’s new game I’m going to be sad
@@rr53213rr Friday night funkle but awesome
@@TallerVision It will be the greatest brap rap
@@silverback8534 no cap
@@silverback8534 Plankton: SpongeBob, if you brap ONE MORE TIME in my vicinity...
SpongeBob: Sorry Mr Krabs
@@rr53213rr To get critical hits on the boss you have to guess the rhyme before she finishes the sentence.
i love that chris made the most perfect sneezing into your sons mouth sound ever before he found it funny
Your profile picture has a similar color palette to a Death album
@@lambsauce5312 Specifically Leprosy
@@electricyetis yuuuuup
Wow, they didn't include Tomar's rhyme for "digger".
"BIGGER", he demands of Jaxxy when offered a fresh pot of her signature spaghett-eye.
nnnnnnnnnnnnICE GUY
@@faultylinedup My nNNNOOOOOOO-
Of course! his rhyme about a jigger and subsequent cocktail pun is legendary.
"Quicker" Tomar says, erupting into fits of manic laughter as he chases down the Oney cast with a sick battle axe.
"He sneezed into his mouth"
I understand you chris i couldn't stop laughing either
„It’s not about the journey, it’s about how much you learni“, has got to be one of my favorite quotes of all time 53:45
Truly, words to live by.
The best part of Otto's Best of's is the implication that these are not full compilations of every _____ on OneyPlays, but rather curated selections and some clips were cut.
The rest of the clips are just the rhyming the n word
They need to do a best of "best of" video
@@Fox-983 16:49
@@Fox-983 as it should be
@@Fox-983 N word? Nighty night?
37:35
The, "I took the bath" part makes me laugh so goddamn hard and I have no idea why.
Damn you, Julian.
And he fell off a trolley.
Ggv. V. G. V. V.
Gawd me too
I was in a horrible mood before I started watching and honestly, this surprised me with how much it's made me laugh out loud and I'm only 8 mins in. Thanks for making people feel good.
I got broken up with after a long term relationship and the funny rhymes made it not so bad
I got broken up with after a long term relationship and the funny rhymes made it not so bad
Sad thing is everytime Chris is about to pass away and live peacefully in the afterlife, a crazed fan comes in, "Stop! Everyone, STOOOP! Don't you see the happiness you bring to people's lives? You can't die," he screams. Seventh time in a row now.
Me too
I’ve been getting very depressed for the past few weeks. This helps me take my mind off things.
“Would you rather play cards or go to sleep?” My favorite lol
over an hour of just rhymes this is epic
it makes me want to bring my friend, meppit.
@@Guiyon I’m so glad this video isn’t just one snippit.
@@E7FiretrUCK me neither, because i do want to clip it
over an hour of just rhymes, this is very sublimes
The best rhyme in the history of funny internet men playing video games is by far Lyle's Tomar Rap. It's even more astounding when you remember that he did that on the fly.
Lyle is a god at making weirdly complex jokes in like half a second
My favourite rap is Tomars Brap Rap
40:30 the way Zach sung that
That voice before they cut to the next clip was glorious
As soon as I saw “rhyme” I knew this would be ding dong and Julian heavy and it makes me very happy
Peak era fr
The fucking haunted way ding dong says "it was a really bad crash"
“You get too much mileage out of rhyming things”
“I know, I gotta stop”
55 MINS REMAIN
Finally an official version. I love watching the fan comps on repeat and doing dumb rhymes like this and laughing reminds me a lot of what I do with friends. Good times.
"best of rhyming" "im a bligger" i love you chris, never stop
16:44 for those wondering, but make sure to hit back a couple secs for the rapist beware bit too.
Really hope Cory’s “Liar liar plants for hire, had a wife, gonna deny her” is in here, always makes me heartily laugh.
Edit: Got it wrong, it was "couldn't deny her". Thanks bros.
Link?
@@r4k00n5 it's on the resident evil 3 playthrough. They were doing the water valve puzzle.
Ok furry
couldn’t deny her
@@-Teca- Nyaaaaaa.
29:25 the best bedtime story for your children
46:55 siri me wee hee hehe
1:03:42 fetal alcohol syndromar
I'm so glad they included the entire Big Penny episode
Big Penny and Under The Tree are some of the funniest moments in this compilation imo
Ok, and I TooooK The Bath is great too
Was scrolling through the comments as the video played, and as soon as I finished reading your comment the Big Penny part started.
16:13 I was drinking water at this point and I started to choke immediately on it after hearing this
this channel has genuinely devolved my sense of humor over the past 5 years
"This game is goofy. This game made me take a roofie." Will always live in the back of my mind daily.
it's always my favorite when tomar talks about words that rhyme with "digger", hope some of those made it in!
16:49
mommy cooks it inside the heat (8)
and then we eat our sweets (6)
chris's first rhyme is actually more rhythmic than ding dongs rhyme where "our sweets" is cut off
10:32 these gotten my eyes tearing up Oney you absolute card
Someone got a taste for pfps
Hex Maniac mhm she’s my girl (even tho I have many)
@@haydend.maniac227 psychic trainer is my husbando he’s pretty underated imo
Hex Maniac dedicated to you’re roll I see (I’ve seen many character accounts in my day mate yet I’ll respect you)
If you wonder how my fav pokéfems are thery are Melony, Sonia, Nessa, May, Hilda, Serena, Lana’s mother, Lenora, and recently Arezu
The "best of" fanfare is the best two-beat piece of music in existence.
The time has come once again
For us to enjoy Oney and friends
Though they're never a bore
It's hard to ignore
The smell rising up from my pants
For it's the underware that I shat
Hit me in face like baseball bat 🦍
My foreskin smell like a filthy rat
Only a matter of time till there's a compilation of the most iconic moments on this channel
The Grinch one is so good.
I now find rhyming to be funny, and my friends just don't see the fun.
"What's this, what's this? I'm pulling pubic hair, what's this, what's this? It's getting everywhere~"
"I am the one hiding under your CHAIR"
"You've got a lot of pubic hair..."
“I’m the one with the big fat mirror”
You are the one who is wearing two shoes!
36:42 A timeless classic.
The episode i've been waiting for lmfao. The rhyming era was the one that made me spit up the most! Yaaaay
45:53
"Bong bong bong, the night is long" is severely underrated
8:18 "You need a long man to be funee" will always hold a place in my heart. I cracked up when I first heard it!
they said lung man
Starts with the most iconic remixed words in oneyplays history Beyond "oneyplays heeehhhhhh With Friends"
Glad to see the classic "Nathan's Snake" bit from the oft-overlooked Uncharted 4 series.
47:08 aw I loved the Uncharted playthrough with Arin. Also when the boys played Sonic Shuffle on Grumpcade.
One of my favorite thing about this compilation is that some bits are literally just one rhyme before moving on to the next bit
"rapists beware, you're in for a scare" might be the funniest thing on the whole channel
"Y'all ready for the copper to drop?" and "Rapist beware you're in for a scare." are some of the funniest things ever said on oneyplays
I friggin' love "The raw wank redemption" such a tear jerker, course tears aren't the only things getting jerked.
29:28 the whole Tommy Two bit is so funny but for some reason the way Chris just interrupts Ding Dong here makes me crack up everytime. After I saw the animation of it I can't hear it without imagining Ding Dong's face in that lmao
29:40 "What did he have two of" is also hilarious to me
57:14 is a very underrated rhyme. i love all the rhymes they make with the nightmare before xmas tune
Lyle naming one of his worms IncogniTomar was genuinely clever
the "under the tree" and "it was a really bad crash" lines are both delivered so ominously and genuinely and i find it so inexplicably hilarious to the point where its me reconsider everything i've ever known about comedy.
Normally I'm not a fan of the BEST OF's... but this one gets a pass. Chris is at his best when he's just babbling rhymes like some sort of Irish goblin.
Idk why but "My uncle was an apist. He forcibly APED people" gets me every time
“Clamping down upon its helmet,
the dog’s jaw burst and overwhelmed it.”
im saying this before watching the video: i might just cry if the “my name is julian and im here to say, im gonna take your bones away” clip isnt included. fuckin cry.
I love how the random noises turn into actually kind of a song at 4:18
16:08
This is by far the funniest one
I find absolutely criminal to stop the bit from 9:12 right before one of Julian's most majestic giggles
I love how specific all of these silly compilations have become ❤️🔥
oppa Otto Heckel style
The "1, 2, buckle my shoe" bit from Pokémon Red was sorely missed.
Easy top 3 rhyming moment
WHAT
THOSE ANIMALS
18:36
Let's make a movie called "I'm A Boy So I Like Toys, I'm A Girl So I Like Swirls, We Were Meant To Be Together"
1:00:18 “Chris, when you turn it on…it stays on” you’re damn right, Julian
“I am the great mighty Jew~” with no context made me laugh far too hard 13:35
I'm so happy it ends on "Mario Eh Eh Eh" it's the funniest thing I've ever heard! It tops the Kickstarter for me
9:25 this bit legitimately makes me cackle so easily that i go back to it whenever im upset
I love it when Otto heckles us.
"Linkara runs toward the screen, jumping clean against the bean" is the highlight of the show.
How can you be so funny that you can fill an hour with only rhyme related jokes
"You get too much mileage out of rhyming things"
"I know, I've gotta stop"
Only 12 minutes in
The rhyming clips with DD & J are my favorite, they never fail to make me laugh.
47:50
57:59
Chris is so unpredictable that these really hit my funny-bone. His flat delivery is great, and it's hilarious how off-balance that first one makes Ding Dong. He genuinely does not know how to respond, and that is usually the best reaction to a joke.
I tried to continue the Mr. Pinch song, and I couldn’t get any further once I started laughing at “you have 40-foot-long fingers”
i literally cried and popped a blood vessel trying hard not to laugh at 36:41
"Neglects his flower bone"
An hour of Oney and friends
Driving a Mercedes Benz
with foam out of their eyes
Gives you quite a surprise
When they give each other funny rhymes
Tom McDonald has been real quiet since this dropped.
the monster mash bit is still one of the greatest moments
I've been asking for a rhyme compilation for the last 6 1/2 years so I'm glad you finally listened to your community
This has to be one of the funniest compilations of this channel, idk why I never considered just how much rhyming goes on here
Rhymes are the only form of entertainment I've subjected myself to, for the last 7 years.
If you love something you must let it Gomar.
-Joshua Tomar of the Tomar Clan
I watch/ listen to Oneyplays everyday. Mostly, ever video with Ding Dong and Julian in it. This compilation is gold.
The penny rap ia legendary
56:45 I’m trying so hard not to choke on my soda at Chris laughing then realizing it’s funny and laughing harder.
This vid is so great, I can't even hate
3:20 *clamping down upon its helmet, the dogs jaw burst, so they decided to shelve it*
The fact that there’s an hour of this proclaims that the cast of oney plays are rappers.
This video's so good, I just made a hood
The big penny bit was too real and funny. I droped all of my copper on the floor out of laughter.
"Fuck the coppers I got big copper" is such a hard ass bar
Who woulda thought, Otto with the hour of rhyming compilation
i'm happy that the uncharted playthrough with arin has been showing up in comps, i miss those times..
“The baker’s hag” sounds like a 15th century poem
The dedication to look through each video and find every rhyme
"The dog's jaw burst Linkara's pelvis"
An hour of rhymes is exactly what i needed right now
I don't think a minute ever went by in the Ding Dong and Julian era where they didn't rhyme.
I still love Chris’s Under the Sea song so much
In the words of two great men:
“You have a great gift for rhyme.”
“Yes, yes, some of the time.”
I cant believe there is 1 hour of rhymes, this must be the best of the best of's