Ted Hankey: "Who's in charge? Me or the devil?"

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  • @fbispecialagentfrancisyork457
    @fbispecialagentfrancisyork457 2 роки тому +40535

    “Who’s in charge? Me or the Devil?” has to be one of the coldest lines ever uttered at a dart competition

    • @Purlypurlington
      @Purlypurlington 2 роки тому +1347

      Lmfao if you narrow it down to a dart competition I’m sure it’s number one by a lot that shit is cold anywhere

    • @bt70a9
      @bt70a9 2 роки тому +707

      He contined "I think i'm in charge""

    • @Scrawny2chonky
      @Scrawny2chonky 2 роки тому +502

      One of the coldest lines ever uttered -at a dart competition-

    • @ericlopez5218
      @ericlopez5218 2 роки тому +295

      Real talk tho did this man seriously just improvise the line of “Who’s in charge? Me or the Devil?” or is that a saying somewhere around the world?

    • @dannywelbecksballs2429
      @dannywelbecksballs2429 2 роки тому +358

      @@ericlopez5218 not sure but ever since he said this, single 9/double 8 has been known as the devils finish so I’d say he gets credit for it. I might be wrong but I’ve had a bit of a look and it seems like he coined this

  • @TheRausing1
    @TheRausing1 2 роки тому +49153

    I know nothing about darts, I’ve never heard of this man before. But this is one of the greatest moments in sport I’ve ever seen...

    • @thecompanioncube4211
      @thecompanioncube4211 2 роки тому +762

      As someone who has not played dart besides some drunken throws in a pub, competitive darts is one of the most awesome crowd atmosphere out of any sport

    • @Glassgate
      @Glassgate 2 роки тому +90

      @@thecompanioncube4211 they have the most paper signs in any spectator sport s2g

    • @nyrbsamoht
      @nyrbsamoht 2 роки тому +20

      @@Glassgate ye i think i read that in this years edition of guiness world records

    • @langa77777
      @langa77777 2 роки тому +278

      All these fake sigma grind set cuts on UA-cam and this dude doesn’t have one yet? Get to it memesters

    • @bartos7152
      @bartos7152 2 роки тому +22

      @@langa77777 🤓

  • @aveit8651
    @aveit8651 2 роки тому +15665

    -calls his darts
    -drops sick one liner
    -misses all of them
    -celebrates anyway
    -refuses to elaborate
    -leaves

    • @noobfromhell563
      @noobfromhell563 Рік тому +140

      Great extended story line

    • @VlasovDev
      @VlasovDev Рік тому +123

      True sigma

    • @sLaMz1o1
      @sLaMz1o1 Рік тому +59

      - said by sir nitnerolf 9 months ago

    • @TylersRapPromo
      @TylersRapPromo Рік тому +39

      U just stole sir nitnerolf comment

    • @aveit8651
      @aveit8651 Рік тому +9

      @@sLaMz1o1 Mate I didn't even see his comment I just commented it after I finished the video 🤣

  • @MenelikTheFirst
    @MenelikTheFirst Рік тому +2142

    I love this clip so much. Cause he misses every shot yet it still feels like he won

    • @yusufluhar5881
      @yusufluhar5881 Рік тому +68

      He got the single 9, that was not a miss

    • @karebushmarebu233
      @karebushmarebu233 Рік тому +6

      he missed 1 shot and hit the other two

    • @thatonepole
      @thatonepole 9 місяців тому +62

      ​​@@karebushmarebu233Nope. He hit the double 16, which is scientifically proven to NOT be a double 8, and thus, he threw too many points (which "skips" your turn).

    • @gangstaboy9387
      @gangstaboy9387 8 місяців тому +26

      ​@@thatonepolethanks. All these idiots in the UA-cam comment section just living in their own head not caring about what's really happening is astonishing.
      Thanks for the info

    • @Crom_smite_you
      @Crom_smite_you 8 місяців тому

      ​@@gangstaboy9387literally the modern internet. A bunch of idiots who sit in doors all day with no social lives and spend there days watching shitty memes and goofy fucking gaming videos. With literally zero knowledge of the outside world.

  • @PsychoGaming805
    @PsychoGaming805 2 роки тому +23391

    This could’ve been a movie scene and it wouldn’t have been done as good as this 😂

    • @kpin80
      @kpin80 2 роки тому +19

      Wow a bot comment and it's not about you

    • @BlurryBigfoot
      @BlurryBigfoot 2 роки тому +96

      In the movie he would have made the shot. He missed the double 8.

    • @grey6063
      @grey6063 2 роки тому +19

      I thought this was a movie scene lmao

    • @NovaBlueNova
      @NovaBlueNova 2 роки тому +48

      If this were in a movie I’d say “oh that dialogue is unrealistic”

    • @TheRealHungryJoe
      @TheRealHungryJoe 2 роки тому +1

      Wait, it isn’t?! Gotta lay off the hay

  • @shalizzle793
    @shalizzle793 2 роки тому +17996

    My absolute favorite part about this video is the fact that he outright fucking missed the double 8 and still flexed on the audience

    • @SamThiebaud89
      @SamThiebaud89 2 роки тому +1761

      Whiffed it in grand fashion but still gives the "are you not entertained?" gesture

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner 2 роки тому +1171

      Narrator: in fact, the devil was in charge after all

    • @Kaisean
      @Kaisean 2 роки тому +343

      Lol I was gonna say. Did I not see the darts total totally miss the double 8?

    • @jordandoe4833
      @jordandoe4833 2 роки тому +131

      Haha yeah ty for commenting. Was getting confused af that no one was talking about that.

    • @ThomasWilliams89
      @ThomasWilliams89 2 роки тому +1

      no, he was pissed off at himself at the end. "fucking cunt"

  • @537monster
    @537monster Рік тому +572

    The announcers laughing hysterically makes this so much better.

  • @jasonfuqua4284
    @jasonfuqua4284 Рік тому +621

    Had to watch this three times.
    I don’t know much about darts, but I was watching thinking to myself “isn’t he missing all of these?”
    The realization that yes, in fact, he is missing all of them, and still acting like this… it was transcendent.

    • @char6364
      @char6364 Рік тому +31

      He made the first one (single nine) but missed the last two (double eight)!

    • @kingpotent3950
      @kingpotent3950 Рік тому +2

      He hit double 12

    • @thatonepole
      @thatonepole 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@kingpotent3950when and where?

    • @rawdog9674
      @rawdog9674 8 місяців тому +8

      Come on you c---

    • @IvarTheBoneless77
      @IvarTheBoneless77 8 місяців тому

      My thoughts exactly

  • @thomasmason8481
    @thomasmason8481 2 роки тому +12042

    Sounds like he’s the main character and it’s his internal monologue 😂😂

    • @oxhorn2906
      @oxhorn2906 2 роки тому +54

      We all are

    • @DrummerJacob
      @DrummerJacob 2 роки тому +9

      why wouldnt you be?

    • @bt70a9
      @bt70a9 2 роки тому +4

      He said it out loud, so much for internal.

    • @rhoansuede7938
      @rhoansuede7938 2 роки тому +7

      This guy gives me Pete Webber vibes, you should look it lmao

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 2 роки тому +4

      He talking to his stand

  • @julianmx13
    @julianmx13 2 роки тому +13784

    You don’t get the most badass lines in action movies anymore. They’re all on tv in a game of darts, poker, billiards, and bowling. Lol

    • @connorlowis4774
      @connorlowis4774 2 роки тому +688

      “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM”
      -Pete weber

    • @LangstonDev
      @LangstonDev 2 роки тому +124

      @@connorlowis4774 That's my favorite line in all of sports history

    • @tipdub
      @tipdub 2 роки тому +2

      Hahahaha

    • @luciferhuey6285
      @luciferhuey6285 2 роки тому +5

      Cmon you cant

    • @alexanderd.9460
      @alexanderd.9460 2 роки тому +24

      @@connorlowis4774 THAT'S RIGHT...
      beat me to it lmfao still can't believe I watched that with my homie live

  • @manfrombritain6816
    @manfrombritain6816 5 місяців тому +35

    British Tony Soprano

  • @greenbar2888
    @greenbar2888 8 місяців тому +64

    The piercing echo of the darts hitting the board, perfectly punctuating each line of his increasingly frustrated mutterings, is so cinematic that I have a hard time believing this wasn't scripted.

  • @sirnitnerolf5972
    @sirnitnerolf5972 2 роки тому +23876

    - Call a double 12
    - Trow one of the sickest punchlines ever said
    - miss every shot
    - celebrate anyway
    We have a true Chad here my friends.

    • @adams8585
      @adams8585 Рік тому +745

      Greatest athlete of our time

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen Рік тому +2173

      Ohhhh so he missed?! I was convinced he nailed every shot with his reaction

    • @sirnitnerolf5972
      @sirnitnerolf5972 Рік тому +1267

      @@Winteramen He actually made good shots, but because of the point system, he ended up getting no points. Some other comments on the video explain this better, I'm not a big darting nerd ^^'

    • @bigshmoke9653
      @bigshmoke9653 Рік тому +414

      Definitely one of the athletes of all time in history to ever live

    • @randy438
      @randy438 Рік тому +36

      The suits should cut you a bonus check

  • @cleon24769
    @cleon24769 2 роки тому +6767

    His angry-faced "ta-da!" at the end as the announcer says, "No score!" has got to be one of the greatest moments in darts history.

    • @MattPuxty
      @MattPuxty 2 роки тому +85

      I looked the guy up because I was intrigued.. 😬 bad timing

    • @piccolo54trunks2
      @piccolo54trunks2 Рік тому +10

      @@MattPuxty what happened?!

    • @blushingfrieza
      @blushingfrieza Рік тому +208

      Holy shit, I didn't even noticed the loud NO SCORE! this is without a doubt one of the greatest moments in sports history.

    • @MattPuxty
      @MattPuxty Рік тому +395

      @@piccolo54trunks2 At that point, he was in court for sexual assault. Now he’s in prison.
      Who’s in charge, him or the devil?

    • @Cornpop69
      @Cornpop69 Рік тому +29

      @@piccolo54trunks2rape happened

  • @karimhussein3610
    @karimhussein3610 7 місяців тому +50

    They really named the 25 checkout the "Devil's Finish" after this 😭

  • @youngkim6745
    @youngkim6745 Рік тому +22

    I watched an unskippable ad to watch this and i dont regret it

  • @ScrappyCoCo0
    @ScrappyCoCo0 2 роки тому +7987

    The commentator's reaction is amazing. "Hahaha what is this" in disbelief of what he has just heard

    • @noot377
      @noot377 2 роки тому +79

      Wat is dit*

    • @ScrappyCoCo0
      @ScrappyCoCo0 2 роки тому +341

      @@noot377 Ja precies, vertaald naar "What is this". Doe eens niet zo achterlijk.

    • @noot377
      @noot377 2 роки тому +17

      @@ScrappyCoCo0 🤡

    • @delano9385
      @delano9385 2 роки тому +41

      @@noot377 clowntje ben je, en nog een dom clowntje ook

    • @MsJobbyjabber
      @MsJobbyjabber 2 роки тому +50

      Rustig aan jongens 🤣

  • @MrLeonLuffy
    @MrLeonLuffy 2 роки тому +10103

    For many of us this is the first time we've ever heard of this guy and he immediately became the coolest guy in darts

    • @wyvern-report
      @wyvern-report 2 роки тому +22

      Definitely the coolest I’ve seen considering I didn’t know anyone played darts for competition

    • @jakepancake7176
      @jakepancake7176 2 роки тому

      Ima Have to give it to John Lowe First but this dudes mod

    • @seanburley8522
      @seanburley8522 2 роки тому +1

      I’ve known about him since way back but still love this line lol

    • @codyf3419
      @codyf3419 2 роки тому +7

      Also the ONLY guy we know in darts.

    • @bobkreme2175
      @bobkreme2175 2 роки тому +15

      guy definitely had serial killer vibes

  • @tomogganwright7681
    @tomogganwright7681 8 місяців тому +38

    'Me or the devil' by Ted Hankey is a monologue composed in 2006 in which Hankey considers an existential struggle of self-determination and theology as he exhibits his performative abilities. It is considered to be one of the world's foremost and well-known creative works and has been translated into over 150 languages. It led to a redefinition of modern philosophy in the early 21st century after it resurfaced on social media. It is routinely studied in schools and forms the basis of philosophy courses in higher education.
    "Do I fancy double twelve or double eight?
    Who's in charge, me or the devil?
    I think i'm in charge.
    Fuck it, nine-double eight and shake his hand,
    Just like that...come on you cunt,
    Fucking success."

    • @krypticunlimited6925
      @krypticunlimited6925 4 місяці тому

      best comment ever

    • @Jacksaur_
      @Jacksaur_ 3 місяці тому

      It's not fucking success at the end. He says fucking something, probably beginning with an L. Then follows it up with another Cunt in frustration.

  • @999predators
    @999predators 6 місяців тому +13

    My favorite part is that he is 38 years old here.

  • @HouseRN
    @HouseRN 2 роки тому +6843

    That line was cold, but his follow up line really makes it legendary. “I think I’m in charge” 🥶🥶

    • @KnewTherapy
      @KnewTherapy 2 роки тому +2

      Fuck if I like your post its 667 instead of 666

    • @DGEL03
      @DGEL03 2 роки тому +58

      *russian rap song played in slow-mo*

    • @NooaJaarsma
      @NooaJaarsma 2 роки тому +65

      It would have been perfect if he actually hit the double 8

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 2 роки тому +39

      Then he missed lol

    • @DontTazeMeBroPlz
      @DontTazeMeBroPlz 2 роки тому +5

      @@NooaJaarsma he did. Where he hit the 8 in the little section counts as a double

  • @GreatGreenGaming
    @GreatGreenGaming 2 роки тому +2462

    he’s like a character in a fighting game who delivers this line before finishing the other player

    • @FakeGyllenhaal
      @FakeGyllenhaal 2 роки тому +63

      And then missing the double 8 and get ko'd in return

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +1

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear mac

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/PTc1YRqs160/v-deo.html
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @olababatunde584
      @olababatunde584 Рік тому

      @@AxxLAfriku Nobody asked. Nobody cares. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @olababatunde584
      @olababatunde584 Рік тому

      @AxxL you are extremely delusional coomer. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @balls2jawls
    @balls2jawls 8 місяців тому +52

    His confidence in the line and his reaction makes you think he actually hit the shots

    • @ivanrusev5008
      @ivanrusev5008 7 місяців тому +1

      @balls2jawls I’ve watched this video 7 times in 8 years at least and find out this moment he is actually missing.

  • @papumerta5013
    @papumerta5013 Рік тому +5

    This is now my favorite video of all time

  • @j2kerrigan
    @j2kerrigan 2 роки тому +6581

    If England was an anime this man would be the protagonist.

    • @charlie2578
      @charlie2578 2 роки тому +27

      You forgot about pat tate.

    • @cameronwalker4529
      @cameronwalker4529 2 роки тому +85

      Nah it would be Ronnie Pickering

    • @Regal_Two
      @Regal_Two 2 роки тому +17

      Ronnie O'Sullivan is definitely protagonist material.

    • @carl5905
      @carl5905 2 роки тому +8

      wait until you learn about hetalia

    • @blitzy3244
      @blitzy3244 2 роки тому +23

      He’s British but with Tony Soprano’s style and aesthetic hahaha

  • @tedskins
    @tedskins 2 роки тому +2320

    I didn't know Tony Soprano was also a beast at darts

    • @iamkeir
      @iamkeir 2 роки тому +71

      Thank you, I was seeking this

    • @blitzy3244
      @blitzy3244 2 роки тому +11

      Hahaha I said the same thing

    • @Morthaniel
      @Morthaniel 2 роки тому +119

      I guess he actually did have the making of a varsity athlete.

    • @BlurryBigfoot
      @BlurryBigfoot 2 роки тому +18

      Beasts hit the shots they call. This dude missed the double 8.

    • @RadicalEdward2
      @RadicalEdward2 2 роки тому +5

      Glad to know I’m not the only one that thought it was him

  • @TheBigKup
    @TheBigKup 4 місяці тому +4

    Right up there with “WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR ARE I AM”

  • @artseosamhogriobhta
    @artseosamhogriobhta 8 місяців тому +7

    One of the coldest moments in sports history. I just love that he's mic'd up for it

  • @clyde15
    @clyde15 2 роки тому +844

    *Interview with the Devil:*
    “I don’t know what I did to make him insult me like that, it was completely uncalled for”

    • @eugenedoyle9960
      @eugenedoyle9960 2 роки тому +4

      This made this video even funnier for me. Bravo.

    • @honestuser2066
      @honestuser2066 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Randomguy-kn3nv
      @Randomguy-kn3nv 2 роки тому +13

      “And I took that personally”

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/PTc1YRqs160/v-deo.html
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @rasmus274
      @rasmus274 Рік тому

      666 likes, it gotta stay that way

  • @mysterygamer4086
    @mysterygamer4086 2 роки тому +600

    "whos in charge, me or the devil"
    is the most rawest line ive ever heard and it came from a darts competition

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 2 роки тому +16

      Dude if an NFL player said it before smashing someone into the ground they'd be crowned emperor like Leonidas.

    • @PizzaCake360
      @PizzaCake360 2 роки тому +4

      @@ernstthalmann4306 k

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 2 роки тому +3

      @@PizzaCake360 k

    • @nearlysolvent806
      @nearlysolvent806 2 роки тому

      @@ernstthalmann4306 boo

    • @zan7838
      @zan7838 2 роки тому

      do you ever just like the comment you dislike on UA-cam and dislike the comment you like, like, intentionally for the fun of it?

  • @AutisticAl
    @AutisticAl Рік тому +32

    I love how hard he dropped that C word on TV. Legend 😂

    • @psynque
      @psynque 5 місяців тому

      What's the C-word?

    • @AutisticAl
      @AutisticAl 5 місяців тому

      @@psynque Either you're too young to understand, or you're baiting me. Either way, I obviously can't tell you on UA-cam.

    • @psynque
      @psynque 5 місяців тому

      @@AutisticAl Why are you afraid of saying cunt on UA-cam? Do you think the internet-police will come and get you for being a naughty boy?

    • @sb_dunk
      @sb_dunk 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@psynqueC for cheeky

    • @mirkomarjanovic3234
      @mirkomarjanovic3234 4 місяці тому

      ​@@AutisticAlCunt. Yeah you can.

  • @mareeyo1
    @mareeyo1 2 роки тому +663

    This is up there with “Who do you think you are?! I am!”

    • @SnoopiesPoopies
      @SnoopiesPoopies 2 роки тому +39

      Same fucking energy lol

    • @koganenokoro4361
      @koganenokoro4361 2 роки тому +1

      I don’t understand this sentence. What even?

    • @civilwarwasaninsidejob7405
      @civilwarwasaninsidejob7405 2 роки тому +51

      @@koganenokoro4361 Pete Weber the GOAT doesn't need to be understood

    • @HereForTheComments
      @HereForTheComments 2 роки тому +2

      I was waiting for someone to reference it.

    • @ONEROUNDLEFT
      @ONEROUNDLEFT 2 роки тому +2

      @@koganenokoro4361 he meant to say….
      Whoever you think you are, I AM!

  • @yodirt6230
    @yodirt6230 2 роки тому +57

    Bowling Shirt (epic)
    +10 charisma
    +20 accuracy
    +20 luck
    Passive ability: demonic resistance
    Lvl. 90 req. to equip

  • @yerrrrr3485
    @yerrrrr3485 7 місяців тому +5

    peak masculinity

  • @TheLouisburrows
    @TheLouisburrows 2 роки тому +1852

    Sky: "We apologise if you were offended by any language you may have heard there."
    These guys: "HAHAHAHAHA what is this?!?"

    • @dontdex8221
      @dontdex8221 2 роки тому +73

      Political correctness gone mad

    • @lennon6143
      @lennon6143 2 роки тому +34

      @@dontdex8221 da hur hur hur

    • @kraai98
      @kraai98 2 роки тому +62

      lol dutch people don't care

    • @saltyegges5957
      @saltyegges5957 2 роки тому +11

      @@dontdex8221 shut up you little pasty twat with your Todd Howard profile picture no one likes you little edgy set 8

    • @mikeo9074
      @mikeo9074 2 роки тому +20

      @@saltyegges5957 you sound american with that IQ level

  • @omyyer
    @omyyer 2 роки тому +451

    Explanation:
    Darts scoring counts backwards. He needs 25, but must end with a double (the small arc around the edge). He ponders whether to score a 1 or a 9, leaving double 12 or double 8 respectively. He lands a 9 then aims for double 8, but misses, scoring 0. He tries again and lands in double 16. Bust! Ends his turn and returns to 25.

    • @biggoathorns
      @biggoathorns 2 роки тому +82

      @pidaho he lost that turn

    • @muhammadrifqi7308
      @muhammadrifqi7308 2 роки тому +70

      @pidaho that makes this video better honestly. It wouldn't be hilarious if he succeeded

    • @ILoveMy2Incher
      @ILoveMy2Incher 2 роки тому +45

      He won in my mind

    • @lsalvage3228
      @lsalvage3228 2 роки тому +8

      @@muhammadrifqi7308 yeah it's now hilarious. It was badass....now it's hilarious

    • @omyyer
      @omyyer 2 роки тому +8

      More explanation:
      It's good strategy to go for double 8, because if you miss and hit the 8, you can go for double 4 and so on.

  • @TiramisuMan
    @TiramisuMan Рік тому +5

    He is truly one of the athletes of all time

  • @joshuahenderson
    @joshuahenderson Рік тому +3

    This is right up there with “who do you think you are I am” sports moments.

    • @Strangepete
      @Strangepete Рік тому

      "Who does the devil think he is? I think I am, you cunt."

  • @DiegoMachida
    @DiegoMachida 2 роки тому +439

    I've been coming back once a day every since I clicked for the first time, the line, the delivery, the unshakeable confidence, the sheer contempt and passion for "the game", I lmao at him, AND admire him at the same time.
    Props to the comentators for making silence at the second this man started his monologue.

    • @vuseu
      @vuseu 2 роки тому +12

      I only found it this morning but I think I’ve watched it x20 through the day already lmfao

    • @GPSjammer
      @GPSjammer 2 роки тому +5

      The Dutch should always be silent, what a fuckin awful language

    • @theaverage9501
      @theaverage9501 2 роки тому +4

      @@GPSjammer 🤨

    • @Magere-Kwark
      @Magere-Kwark 2 роки тому +1

      @@GPSjammer beetje (gps)jammer dit

  • @sjdprime6522
    @sjdprime6522 2 роки тому +1071

    This is quite possibly the best moment to ever take place in a dart match. This man is a legend and should be treated as such.

    • @Tomas-bg8zf
      @Tomas-bg8zf 2 роки тому +14

      Why? He literally lost

    • @hoobslice
      @hoobslice 2 роки тому +2

      Maybe if he actually hit the double 8

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/PTc1YRqs160/v-deo.html
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @immunity0792
      @immunity0792 2 роки тому

      He was accused of sexual assault recently

    • @ronniekray3934
      @ronniekray3934 2 роки тому +28

      He's a beast jail jail time

  • @truthhasnofeelings5245
    @truthhasnofeelings5245 2 роки тому +1165

    It makes it so much funnier when you hear the “NO SCORE” and realise he lost that and the devil won…🤣

    • @oopsydaizi3s824
      @oopsydaizi3s824 2 роки тому +6

      “C’mon you cunt” the devil was definitely in charge 😂

    • @BboyZoinks
      @BboyZoinks 2 роки тому +9

      No way he lost!

    • @karkkimarkkinat2109
      @karkkimarkkinat2109 2 роки тому

      Dafuq you talking bout nigga?

    • @ThomasWilliams89
      @ThomasWilliams89 2 роки тому

      @@BboyZoinks yep, thats why he said "come on you cunt, fucking cunt". He was pissed off.

    • @paulgregson88
      @paulgregson88 Рік тому +8

      He says "the score, judging by our......" and then it cuts off. Worries me for humanity's future this has so many likes when it's clearly wrong

  • @CoolHandLuke7
    @CoolHandLuke7 2 роки тому +1451

    If he hits the double 8 on the second try this would be the greatest moment in sports history. As it is, it's just top 5

    • @Kanig94
      @Kanig94 2 роки тому +73

      Naw this shit is top tier

    • @hotfudgemonday12
      @hotfudgemonday12 2 роки тому +180

      Who do you think you are? I am.

    • @GhostLinx
      @GhostLinx 2 роки тому +57

      It's cause the devil is in charge

    • @Ethiokarate1
      @Ethiokarate1 2 роки тому +3

      Exactly, this just comes across as a layup compared to the dialogue

    • @DaFifaKid
      @DaFifaKid 2 роки тому +44

      @@hotfudgemonday12 best part about that line it was directed towards an ACTUAL CHILD and he knew it was a child lol

  • @punchlineking7217
    @punchlineking7217 Рік тому

    6 days in a row i come back to this - for once thank you youtube for making my days.

  • @joerudy1893
    @joerudy1893 Рік тому +2

    I gotta use this line at some point in life. Absolutely electric

  • @I6Y5
    @I6Y5 2 роки тому +63

    Update: The devil is in charge.

  • @RamnaViaz
    @RamnaViaz 2 роки тому +66

    Any sport in which you can say the "c" word and still gets televised is a good sport in my book.

  • @HoryShiitMan
    @HoryShiitMan 2 місяці тому +1

    The coldest self affirmation ever

  • @arekusu.
    @arekusu. Рік тому +4

    He may have missed every throw, but that sick line he dropped will immortalize him. So who really won here?

    • @ok-xs2oo
      @ok-xs2oo Рік тому +2

      He was put in prison for 2 years for sexual assault
      So...

    • @BarkingMadLad
      @BarkingMadLad Рік тому

      he hit the 9 setup shot

    • @yusufluhar5881
      @yusufluhar5881 Рік тому

      He got the 9 before missing the Double 8 twice

  • @shimmertroop1067
    @shimmertroop1067 2 роки тому +247

    Everything about this clip is Epic, from the "who's in charge" quote, to the way it was shot and him walking off with such grace even though he didn't score. Badass.

  • @Hal-ef1je
    @Hal-ef1je 2 роки тому +609

    I hope everyone realizes he hits a double 16 and busted. Still probably the best clip in all of darts.

  • @robertwoods3314
    @robertwoods3314 7 місяців тому +5

    So many non darts people on here 🙈 he doesn’t miss all three he decides to go for double 8 and hits the required 9 on the first dart , he then misses the first attempt and then hits double 16 busting. His hand slap isn’t a celebration, it’s frustration at himself for busting.

    • @MitchellKJones
      @MitchellKJones 7 місяців тому

      I just came here to say the exact same thing! The amount of people in these comments who think he's celebrating/flexing is astonishing, I thought it was pretty clear cut.
      First of all, let's remember what's at stake. These could be the very last 3 darts of the match, and he has 2 match winning darts if he gets the single 9. This is why he hypes up this "devil" narrative and commentary to start the checkout with.
      If it wasn't obvious from the escalated swearing, he gets mad because he missed the D8, and then gets even more pissed when he busts on the D16. Also to add insult to injury, since he bust on the D16, if he managed to come back to the board he would have to checkout 25 again, which could've ended up the exact same result as this hilarious fail.
      You can see the immediate anger in his face as he grits his teeth, he then transitions this energy into a frustrated hand slap, and finally the hands open/walk to the board at the very end. I think he's just in complete awe/disbelief that he actually managed to go from this epic checkout, to looking like an absolute tool getting no score.
      I bet in his head he thought this would look really cool for the cameras, and that people would remember it for years to come. The irony being, this clip probably only became more popular due to the sole fact he missed. I don't think any of us would be here right now if he hadn't missed in such a spectacular fashion. 😂
      (he doesn't win the leg btw. Walton hits D20 right after this and proceeds to win the following leg too, but Hankey does close out the game next leg 6-3, and they're the only legs he'll be opening and closing for a long time...)

    • @2can2do
      @2can2do 7 місяців тому +1

      the dart community is in damage control

    • @magentaurous4025
      @magentaurous4025 7 місяців тому

      No one watches darts except fat British alcoholics.

  • @TW17708
    @TW17708 Рік тому

    The way he celebrated after bottling it too. The scariest man is a man with nothing to lose.

  • @dannywelbecksballs2429
    @dannywelbecksballs2429 2 роки тому +1099

    This is up there with Muhammad Ali’s “Imma show you how great I am” and Mike Tyson’s “I’m the best ever” as the greatest motivational speeches of all time

    • @Spagbolmofo
      @Spagbolmofo 2 роки тому +35

      I would compare it more to Mike Tyson's "I"LL EAT YA ASSHOLE ALIVE"

    • @protatype7487
      @protatype7487 2 роки тому +16

      And Macho Man’s “On balance, off balance, doesn’t matter I’m better than you are.”

    • @oboroth51
      @oboroth51 2 роки тому +4

      This is way better

    • @Patrick-c8x
      @Patrick-c8x 2 роки тому +22

      Mike Tyson's was :
      "I hurt my back"
      Reporter: " A slipped disc or ...?"
      Mike : "SpinaL"

    • @vancearama
      @vancearama 2 роки тому +7

      Cam Newton’s “You been watching tape? Well watch this.”

  • @realburno
    @realburno 2 роки тому +93

    Mafia boss just trying to chill

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому

      HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening burn

    • @olababatunde584
      @olababatunde584 Рік тому

      @@AxxLAfriku they don't care about you. You're they gimp.

    • @olababatunde584
      @olababatunde584 Рік тому

      @AxxL they love you for what's inside. Translation:Your chump change and cuckery.

  • @Jake-nb2en
    @Jake-nb2en Рік тому +2

    I feel like one of this guys ancestors was a longbowmen in medieval England who's job was to be a sniper guard for the king, and he'd stand far away and just say quotes like that as he'd pick off enemies (Or in this case miss them) before they could get close to the king in battles.

  • @jaredcraig7701
    @jaredcraig7701 Рік тому +1

    Same energy as "who do you think you are? I am!"

  • @roryjamieson8439
    @roryjamieson8439 2 роки тому +282

    I can’t not play darts and constantly quote this now 😂

  • @harrycallahan9143
    @harrycallahan9143 2 роки тому +55

    "Who's in charge? Me or the devil?"
    I'll think you'll find the Warden is in charge, Ted.

  • @iamrjdennis
    @iamrjdennis Місяць тому +4

    I fucking love Shayne Topp

  • @Toersk1
    @Toersk1 Рік тому +2

    My new favorite clip on youtube!

  • @TheSunIsMyDestroyer
    @TheSunIsMyDestroyer 8 місяців тому +2

    He looks like he can convince Gordon Ramsay that it's not raw.

  • @dorothyjosefina
    @dorothyjosefina 2 роки тому +79

    You can't convince me that we aren't all just living inside a movie and this is the opening scene right here.

    • @accidiaet
      @accidiaet 2 роки тому +4

      A new Divine Comedy

    • @DrBitchcraft.
      @DrBitchcraft. 5 місяців тому

      Could be straight out from big lebowski

  • @Mr.HotDogShirtGuy
    @Mr.HotDogShirtGuy 2 роки тому +158

    If James Gandolfini was still alive he could have portrayed this

    • @dystopiandev
      @dystopiandev 2 роки тому +4

      I thought the same 😁

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 Рік тому +6

      Paul Heyman could.

  • @misturfixit45
    @misturfixit45 Рік тому +2

    The Devil: "Who do you think you are? I am"

  • @sutterk.6419
    @sutterk.6419 8 місяців тому +4

    Be honest, this isn’t your first time here

  • @josephbenobasa
    @josephbenobasa 2 роки тому +69

    Even Martin Scorsese couldn't direct a scene this badass 😂

  • @andynulty8686
    @andynulty8686 2 роки тому +545

    Ted "Who's in charge, me or the devil?"
    The Devil "Yes"

  • @jamutiramin868
    @jamutiramin868 Рік тому +1

    This is up there with "who do you think you are I am"

  • @cinimatics
    @cinimatics Рік тому +2

    The fact he missed and still flexed it just a testament to the sheer amount of main character energy in play here.

  • @browngaymethodistjesuschri1361

    The fact he sounds like he’s straight out of a Guy Ritchie movie makes this so many times funnier

  • @younglaughlin2241
    @younglaughlin2241 2 роки тому +6

    Saw this for the first time one week ago, have watched it multiple times everyday since, gets better every time.

  • @losthope9909
    @losthope9909 2 роки тому +1392

    Clearly the devil's in charge 😂

    • @christophersanchez3804
      @christophersanchez3804 2 роки тому +4

      Why do you say that? Didn’t he hit what he wanted to?

    • @losthope9909
      @losthope9909 2 роки тому +113

      @@christophersanchez3804
      No

    • @christophersanchez3804
      @christophersanchez3804 2 роки тому

      @@losthope9909 what did he need to hit?

    • @ianbridges6040
      @ianbridges6040 2 роки тому +28

      @@christophersanchez3804 double 8s

    • @garlicoshallots200
      @garlicoshallots200 2 роки тому +17

      @@christophersanchez3804 i think he meant the devil is in charge because he was cussing alot which is what someone controlled by the devil would do

  • @CoryJT
    @CoryJT Рік тому +1

    Iconic.

  • @thatswhatitbelike2062
    @thatswhatitbelike2062 Рік тому

    It's giving "Who do you think you are, I am ?!"

  • @Superbl0bby
    @Superbl0bby 2 роки тому +22

    This is right up there with “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!”

    • @thedoc8876
      @thedoc8876 2 роки тому

      Couldn't stand Pete Webber.

  • @tim.noonan
    @tim.noonan 2 роки тому +6

    This is up there with ‘Who do you think you are? I AM!’
    Legendary confidence.

  • @ulku919
    @ulku919 Рік тому

    That slight little smirk before “Me or the devil?” is really the cherry on top!

  • @Yoshwayy
    @Yoshwayy Рік тому +2

    A worthy challenge to Pete Weber’s “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE-I AM!”

  • @charliekelly735
    @charliekelly735 2 роки тому +15

    He busted out but I love how he throws his hands up in the air like he owned the place

  • @DJbraum
    @DJbraum 2 роки тому +7

    I can’t tell what’s more unbelievable: how many times this video has been recommended to me or how much I love it

  • @MrSandManGiveMeADream
    @MrSandManGiveMeADream Рік тому +2

    the cutscene :
    the gameplay :

  • @ArcienPlaysGames
    @ArcienPlaysGames Рік тому +1

    Ted Hankey and Pete Weber would make a formiddable tag team.

  • @tomcotton8800
    @tomcotton8800 2 роки тому +45

    An absolute worldy! Possibly my favourite video of all time...

  • @Trimethopimp
    @Trimethopimp 2 роки тому +9

    I watch this every day just to feel alive.

  • @stonerman15
    @stonerman15 Рік тому +1

    All time one of my favorite clips. Love ted lol

  • @lt3880
    @lt3880 Рік тому

    Put this one in the hall of fame next to "who do you think you are, I am!"

  • @balintvoroskoi4884
    @balintvoroskoi4884 2 роки тому +16

    I watch this video about once a week, every week. I don't want to, but I'm not in charge.

  • @focusandefficiency9359
    @focusandefficiency9359 2 роки тому +749

    It's the funniest clip on UA-cam! 😂😂😂😂
    The effortless transference of mad thought into recorded mad-as-hatter speech. It's a fucking classic.
    Great darts player too. Smoother than chocolate - a born entertainer. Thanks Ted, for all the entertainment and your excellent darts playing too.
    His 180 record achieved in short format is testament to his brilliance. The comedy fall against Van Gerwin was a fucking classic too! This guy entertained us in a variety of ways! 😂👌🌟This clip is un-real!!!!! 👍🤣😂😂🤣🤣

    • @ENikolaev
      @ENikolaev 2 роки тому +6

      Do you know if he liked to give head? Ive tried researching it but havent found anything conclusive, just hints at it.. Lmk!

    • @2Minihats
      @2Minihats 2 роки тому +15

      @@ENikolaev … I really hope giving head is some sort of darts term I don’t understand

    • @bojo_h
      @bojo_h 2 роки тому +6

      @@2Minihats Nik is looking for a good time.

    • @ENikolaev
      @ENikolaev 2 роки тому +1

      @@bojo_h just trying to quell or confirm rumors is all.

    • @focusandefficiency9359
      @focusandefficiency9359 2 роки тому +4

      @@ENikolaev 😂😂😂thank you for the for the random mad comment! Adding to the laughing 😂😂🤣🤣👍👍

  • @thelightfixture
    @thelightfixture Рік тому +1

    Gotta watch this before finals week

  • @joblohnny
    @joblohnny Рік тому +1

    one of the most random youtube recommendations ever

  • @gddanielk8491
    @gddanielk8491 2 роки тому +8

    This has made my morning of the 17th of March 2022

  • @suckaducka6407
    @suckaducka6407 2 роки тому +3

    This appears in my recommended every day now..
    and I watch it every time

  • @joerogan3079
    @joerogan3079 8 місяців тому +5

    *DARTS FANS: WHAT A KNOB, HE MISSED EVERYTHING*
    *MEMERS: THIS IS THE GREATEST MAN TO EVER WALK THE EARTH*

  • @nw4827
    @nw4827 7 місяців тому +3

    kinda depressing when you look him up now and see that he had a stroke, when bankrupt, got convicted for sexually assaulting a teenager, got divorced, and is now in prison for two years

    • @DanAshford-ny6sq
      @DanAshford-ny6sq 7 місяців тому

      What a dreamboat

    • @cybercheese3
      @cybercheese3 7 місяців тому

      Pretty sure the devil took charge at this exact moment

  • @focusandefficiency9359
    @focusandefficiency9359 2 роки тому +74

    Whenever I feel down or need a laugh I come back and watch this! The former 2 time champion of the world coming up with the maddest lines ever heard anywhere, ever! 👍😂🤣🤣🤣Thank you Ted! You make me laugh so much every time!! Genius! My favourite sports moment ever!

  • @SwagJesus69420
    @SwagJesus69420 2 роки тому +28

    I have no context for what I just watched but that was the most intense line I’ve heard anyone drop in a long time.

  • @NoEyes-iw5lm
    @NoEyes-iw5lm Рік тому +1

    Damn that line gives me chills

  • @ShmeepShmopp
    @ShmeepShmopp Рік тому

    It’s crazy how this presumably live sports broadcast has like award winning cinematography

  • @dildobaggins8987
    @dildobaggins8987 2 роки тому +57

    Me every time I choose to bet on anything

    • @penguinjay
      @penguinjay 2 роки тому +1

      You celebrate the loss as well. YEAAAAAA BOIOOOOOIIII. CAAAAAAUNT

  • @stumbling
    @stumbling 2 роки тому +208

    Legend! This is like the darts equivalent of Taxi Driver.

    • @ophiolatreia93
      @ophiolatreia93 2 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @bradleyg7498
      @bradleyg7498 2 роки тому +1

      How's it like Taxi Driver?

    • @ollyallan4021
      @ollyallan4021 2 роки тому +16

      @@bradleyg7498 nutcase talking to himself

    • @AB-gb6zz
      @AB-gb6zz 2 роки тому

      @@ollyallan4021 very tenuous link

    • @blitzy3244
      @blitzy3244 2 роки тому +1

      @@ollyallan4021 he wasn’t a nutcase in taxi driver lol he was reasonably upset with the state of society. Those who didn’t see a problem were the real nutcases.