IF CS:GO WAS A MUSICAL

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  • @Fitz
    @Fitz  7 років тому +6148

    Like the video if you enjoyed and tell me what you think! I always read the comments.
    Thanks for the overwhelming support on my 'serious video' from a few days ago, it's honestly so heartwarming to know that you guys have my back

    • @Eryk019
      @Eryk019 7 років тому +2

      Fitz *Subskrajbera dałbyś prosie z całego serduszka*

    • @estebanescartin7528
      @estebanescartin7528 7 років тому +3

      Fitz notification squaad

    • @52yoel
      @52yoel 7 років тому +5

      yessssss

    • @chargolo7858
      @chargolo7858 7 років тому +3

      Fitz - u my favorite it's crazy to see how much you've grown keep up the good work maen

    • @tudortabarcia9838
      @tudortabarcia9838 7 років тому +2

      Fitz 1st

  • @SwaggerSouls
    @SwaggerSouls 7 років тому +17323

    That man's singing is on point!

    • @ztido
      @ztido 7 років тому +254

      YEET YEET YEET YEET YEEEEEEEEEET

    • @humzauddin6692
      @humzauddin6692 7 років тому +82

      Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Let's f*k it up xD

    • @Forward_AD
      @Forward_AD 7 років тому +49

      YEET!

    • @arthurtheslime9359
      @arthurtheslime9359 7 років тому +48

      Is this on the hot new mixtape ya droppin'? 💿🔥

    • @charlottejenkins1488
      @charlottejenkins1488 7 років тому +38

      2 keyboards 1 guy

  • @JrafHD
    @JrafHD 7 років тому +3551

    I don't smoke weed, but I am in full support of Swagger having a nonstop supply of it.

    • @gandako5688
      @gandako5688 7 років тому +1

      Zero Jraf I'm the 100th like

    • @roobzo846
      @roobzo846 7 років тому +11

      I rate that comment 9/11

    • @Abby_Liu
      @Abby_Liu 7 років тому +22

      Zero Jraf I don't condone it but I would sit on swaggers face if ya know what I mean

    • @Elina6236
      @Elina6236 7 років тому +1

      +Roobzo Should've rated it 7/11 cause profile picture xD

    • @YOMOMMOY
      @YOMOMMOY 7 років тому +20

      Yeet

  • @AzureOnyxscore
    @AzureOnyxscore 6 років тому +5895

    Swagger Songlist for this video
    1:52 Sur Le Pont D'Avignon
    2:32 Kang Ding Qing Ge
    3:07 If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands
    4:06 Happy Birthday
    6:20 Michael Row the Boat Ashore
    6:55 Polka from "The Bartered Bride"
    7:39 Scene from "Swan Lake"
    8:35 When the Saints Go Marching In
    8:52 The Entertainer
    8:58 Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    9:17 She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
    The keyboard he uses is a Casio CTK-541. How do I know? Cos I own one

    • @TraxOferta
      @TraxOferta 6 років тому +78

      So I gotta search UA-cam/Google with the name of the song and keyboard name/model if I want the song that same way?

    • @noahmine5933
      @noahmine5933 6 років тому +112

      UR A BLOODY LEGEND MATE ROFL

    • @julieksor7256
      @julieksor7256 6 років тому +7

      Mine broke

    • @liambyrne8671
      @liambyrne8671 6 років тому +13

      Azure Onyxscore you're the fucking goat man!

    • @gnomishfajita417
      @gnomishfajita417 6 років тому +3

      same lol i remember these presets

  • @Noah-jc8qp
    @Noah-jc8qp 6 років тому +2700

    If your parents got divorced when you were four👏👏
    And mommy kicked daddy out the door👏👏
    She couldn’t take his abuse
    Now daddy’s in a noose
    And your happiness is no more 👏👏

    • @Berryhydrangea
      @Berryhydrangea 6 років тому +41

      Im laughing at this more then I should XD

    • @clevermoon3167
      @clevermoon3167 5 років тому +19

      Daddy Leg Hair major oof 👏👏

    • @dxrki3166
      @dxrki3166 5 років тому +47

      If ur parents got divorced when 7👏👏
      And ur momma went to heaven👏
      She died at 8:07
      Cuz a car went on revvin
      And hit her (his name's Kevin)
      And now shes always in heaven

    • @casetheace8494
      @casetheace8494 5 років тому +2

      There's a clapping emoji bro.👏👏

    • @chain3612
      @chain3612 5 років тому +19

      If your parents got divorced when you were young👏👏
      And you go to the counsel to see where you’re from👏👏
      Oh, and you only see you’re Father during the weekends in the summer
      But everybody here’s to have some fun👏👏

  • @nori815
    @nori815 7 років тому +1714

    Liam: "I actually love you"
    Patrick: "I love you too, haha..."
    Fitz: "Patrick... He's just a child..."
    Patrick: *"Oh..."*

    • @TurtleManstor
      @TurtleManstor 7 років тому +31

      It was more like "........Oh................." *laughter*

    • @sebastjanstrnad6251
      @sebastjanstrnad6251 7 років тому +2

      Connor By my name I don't love me like that you're not my dad you're not gay but you are so cute I don't love your daddy I don't love your husband I don't know if you're a cute person and you are my dad you're so sweet you love me so sweet

    • @cartmanater8635
      @cartmanater8635 7 років тому +2

      liam is my m8 on csgo

    • @splinkleblurb
      @splinkleblurb 7 років тому +7

      I'm Liam :D

    • @troy9911
      @troy9911 7 років тому +2

      are you liam ?

  • @Xxh3lix2000xX
    @Xxh3lix2000xX 7 років тому +1267

    "Patrick he's just a child."
    I wish I could say that's the first time I've heard that.

    • @WinterTezma
      @WinterTezma 7 років тому +26

      what the fuck HAHAHA

    • @homiemilkerchillin
      @homiemilkerchillin 7 років тому +1

      😭😂😂😂

    • @NLSNcs
      @NLSNcs 7 років тому +6

      Patrick Ramsay Jesus fucking Christ man haha haha I love you so nuch

    • @Persholm1
      @Persholm1 7 років тому +1

      Sweet

    • @shadowdragon4516
      @shadowdragon4516 7 років тому +1

      Patrick Ramsay, ur not the only one in the group to say this

  • @mattcs
    @mattcs 7 років тому +3418

    Swaggersouls is the living definition of why you shouldn't play CS:GO high... :^)

  • @Xaos1851
    @Xaos1851 6 років тому +561

    “Now is not the time for Science” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jackdroen6832
      @jackdroen6832 6 років тому

      what time😂

    • @JohnDoweMah
      @JohnDoweMah 5 років тому +4

      You probably already know it by now but Incase, 5:51

  • @VINAFU13
    @VINAFU13 7 років тому +522

    Music & Songs and time stamps:
    0:13 - Swaggersouls : "Mary had a satanic ritual"
    0:27 - Jamming it out
    0:34 - Fitz and the Crew : "Plastic Bag song"
    1:52 - Swaggersouls : "The Yeet song"
    2:14 - "Swaggersouls feeling"
    2:40 - Swaggersouls & Kugo : "A Chinese boy's story"
    3:07 - The Crew : "If your happy and you know it clap your hands ft. Fitz"
    4:07 - Swaggersouls : "fuck your birthday"
    4:24 - John : "Jesus in the summertime" (Thanks to Lolblake82 for noticing this missing)
    5:06 - Fitz & Jay : "Ping Ping"
    6:04 - Fitz : "Nutted in my belly button" (Added by Locked Gaming)
    6:14 - Jay (Ainsley mode) : "I do not know where they are"
    6:20 - The Crew : "End up on UA-cam"
    6:55 - Swaggersouls & Fitz : "Swagger, relax./Old country"
    7:40 - Swaggersouls : "His name is Swaggersouls"
    8:34 - Swaggersouls : "Down on the bitch"
    8:53 - The Crew : "What an average man hears before death"
    8:58 - Swaggersouls : "Twinkle Twinkle Fuck the lyrics"
    9:17 - Fitz : "Panties dropper"
    Who is your favorite singer? Mine is swaggersouls.

    • @evann5325
      @evann5325 7 років тому

      Vinna Fu z

    • @figalaguff565
      @figalaguff565 6 років тому +2

      Vinna Fu you actually took your time to make this. this is dedication.

    • @Lolblake82
      @Lolblake82 6 років тому +2

      Jesus in the summertime?

    • @VINAFU13
      @VINAFU13 6 років тому

      thanks

    • @LockedPog
      @LockedPog 6 років тому +1

      What about "Nutted in my belly button" at 6:04?

  • @c0pyca113
    @c0pyca113 6 років тому +840

    3:29
    THATS WHERE I REMEMBER THE VOICE

  • @D3X-Fenwick
    @D3X-Fenwick 7 років тому +519

    8:51 i can just imagine in front of you it says game over you died while that music plays

    • @shadowknight1740
      @shadowknight1740 7 років тому +2

      Anyone know the name of the song?

    • @naorishi
      @naorishi 7 років тому +2

      Shadow Knight The Entertainer :^)

    • @raiser4068
      @raiser4068 7 років тому +3

      nao osu Thx

    • @donaldodell7585
      @donaldodell7585 7 років тому +1

      WHAT IS THAT SONG FROM ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY

    • @scarlettTG2704
      @scarlettTG2704 7 років тому +2

      Donald O'Dell it’s called the entertainer

  • @typefyr664
    @typefyr664 6 років тому +208

    7:23 swaggers dance XD

  • @abraveterransoldier500
    @abraveterransoldier500 6 років тому +1222

    23 yeets (i counted)

    • @wisphurr
      @wisphurr 5 років тому +19

      Shit the FBI is here *shuts down pc*

    • @MitchRB17
      @MitchRB17 5 років тому +7

      FUUUUCCKKK EVERYONE RUN BANG BANG BANG FBI OPEN UP (oh shit)

    • @wheels88
      @wheels88 5 років тому +4

      Wow, FBI is so bored they're counting the number of yeets there are in a song.

    • @dr.strangebat9397
      @dr.strangebat9397 5 років тому

      YEET!

    • @abbey5277
      @abbey5277 5 років тому

      Do you know my FBI agent?

  • @whereuexist
    @whereuexist 7 років тому +192

    'If your parents got divorced when you were young!'
    Laughed at it for a whole minute then realized it happened to me. RIP

  • @solarflarethepegasus3013
    @solarflarethepegasus3013 6 років тому +308

    *jamming out dude*
    Me: *chokes on drink*
    3:07 who else clapped along?

  • @paranormalcanada1293
    @paranormalcanada1293 7 років тому +214

    "I was sleeping with my cousin".... isn't that cyanide?!

    • @kaiyatsi
      @kaiyatsi 7 років тому

      paranormal canada lol yes xD

    • @Rose90231
      @Rose90231 7 років тому

      That incest not cyanide. Cyanide is a chemical.

    • @Okayy__ish
      @Okayy__ish 7 років тому +27

      Mariovswario99
      Not that kind of cyanide.

    • @kaylee4842
      @kaylee4842 7 років тому +1

      OMG YES

    • @roko4001
      @roko4001 7 років тому +1

      Mariovswario99 dumbass,cyanide is soveitwomble's friend

  • @SpykeVlogs
    @SpykeVlogs 6 років тому +447

    3:30 been singing this all week now 😂😂

    • @lemonaids4508
      @lemonaids4508 6 років тому +32

      If your parents got divorced when you were young 👏👏
      Go and see the counselor where you're from 👏👏
      You'll only see your father
      On the weekends
      In the summer
      But everyone's here to have some fun 👏👏

    • @SpykeVlogs
      @SpykeVlogs 6 років тому +5

      Go and see the councler where your from 👏👏

    • @jurooo7132
      @jurooo7132 6 років тому +4

      if youre happy and you know it meme review 👏👏

    • @fortniteislovefortniteisli6855
      @fortniteislovefortniteisli6855 6 років тому +2

      ѕρукє νlσgѕ your not the only one 😂

    • @Mrgoi-ge8fz
      @Mrgoi-ge8fz 6 років тому +1

      me 2

  • @Tommygungames
    @Tommygungames 7 років тому +424

    2:38 those Chinese letters spell Marijuana 😂

  • @gentxnova
    @gentxnova 6 років тому +16

    1:18 That harmonica alone is absolutely perfect

  • @Cee117
    @Cee117 6 років тому +501

    1:48 Anyone catch the *weed*?

  • @Sonikf1re
    @Sonikf1re 7 років тому +227

    I really love my friends
    We, love will never end
    FUCK!
    it ended.....

    • @morty1504
      @morty1504 7 років тому

      H0OD1N1 MASTerr I read this right when he said it

  • @troymurphy8165
    @troymurphy8165 5 років тому +39

    5:06 when the Chinese stalker is at you're door

  • @Allixer
    @Allixer 6 років тому +222

    5:06 sounds like africa by toto

  • @thememeshoppe918
    @thememeshoppe918 7 років тому +551

    i legit get sad when ever I hear fitz's outro music

    • @joe2kemek
      @joe2kemek 7 років тому +2

      yup

    • @Sigge1212
      @Sigge1212 7 років тому +2

      same

    • @MrRadikalRad
      @MrRadikalRad 7 років тому +14

      And I get happy when I see that replay button ;)

    • @roubelc6683
      @roubelc6683 7 років тому +2

      I was about to write that, but then i saw your comment

    • @big_johndotexe4023
      @big_johndotexe4023 7 років тому +15

      lik if u cri evri tiem...

  • @edenrkive
    @edenrkive 7 років тому +54

    3:30 spot on Fitz. Spot on!

  • @mimmikings7528
    @mimmikings7528 5 років тому +70

    When Swagger's high, you know it's gonna be a good video

  • @thekidsatno80
    @thekidsatno80 6 років тому +146

    That pile of yeet lyrics reminded me of cyanide vs edberg

    • @freewyvern707
      @freewyvern707 6 років тому +1

      loved that.
      Cyaandides pupil Edberg tho

    • @MitchRB17
      @MitchRB17 5 років тому +1

      DUDE I love soviet and cyanide and ed

    • @loganstewart3369
      @loganstewart3369 4 роки тому +3

      God these groups should play together

  • @dakbal-1jum
    @dakbal-1jum 7 років тому +372

    Fitz deserves more than 6 million subscribers.

    • @noredine
      @noredine 7 років тому +7

      6000001 ?

    • @alexfaded3447
      @alexfaded3447 7 років тому +1

      He deserves 10000000000000000000 subs

  • @bellad6825
    @bellad6825 7 років тому +177

    I DIED WHEN SWAGGER SOULS STARTED SMASHING ON THTHE KEYBOARD

  • @bob-hq7wl
    @bob-hq7wl 6 років тому +248

    If your parents got divorced when you were young
    go and see the counselor where you're from
    you'll only see your father on the weekends and the summer
    but we are all her to have some fun

    • @0x00Fyou
      @0x00Fyou 6 років тому +4

      I can see fitz making comedic music and this as his debut

    • @skinnymann9932
      @skinnymann9932 6 років тому

      I think it is on the weekend ON the summer

    • @trentthepsychic
      @trentthepsychic 6 років тому

      Now I know where my brother got it from

    • @patrikvanhatalo6590
      @patrikvanhatalo6590 6 років тому

      @@ricebaowl same

    • @joeweisenberger6516
      @joeweisenberger6516 6 років тому

      can any one tell me what video "seeing other people happy makes me sad" is from? I have been trying to find it for a while now but can't.

  • @lazyboku8903
    @lazyboku8903 6 років тому +58

    6:56 this has got to be one of the most funniest shit I have ever seen ever in my life 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ajreid2529
    @ajreid2529 6 років тому +64

    I never knew the divorce rhyme was from flitz me and my friends say it all the time because it’s literally exactly my life. Except for the dad thing I don’t see him anymore

  • @51spitfire71
    @51spitfire71 7 років тому +657

    This.
    Is by far.
    The funniest video you have released up to date
    everything about it was amazing
    also please allow swagger to get high again that was fucking hilarious m8

    • @zachariaskontogiannis5656
      @zachariaskontogiannis5656 7 років тому

      Zaqaboy I think it is legal in some states of America.

    • @nukacola2809
      @nukacola2809 7 років тому +2

      State laws vs. Federal laws; federal law (U.S law states that Marijuana is an illegal drug, use or distribution of said drug is a Class D felony, and can land you in jail. State laws vary, if you were caught by DEA in any state, you're going to jail; but if caught by police in a Marijuana-legal state, you'd be fine by police. It varies from state to state, but federal law states it's illegal.

    • @splinkleblurb
      @splinkleblurb 7 років тому

      Zaqaboy they are from new zealend and its illegal there but theyre not harming anyone or anything so who really cares, its hilarious

    • @scooper1977
      @scooper1977 7 років тому

      Toon Link A

    • @moms00
      @moms00 7 років тому +5

      Zaqaboy smoking weed isnt unhealthy at all dude

  • @ethan1111
    @ethan1111 6 років тому +205

    My parents got divorced when I was young but I still laughed my ass off

  • @danielolvera3944
    @danielolvera3944 6 років тому +29

    When 3:30 is so funny cause it was literally you and it cuts real deep but still worth it

  • @woodyblox7724
    @woodyblox7724 7 років тому +11

    Swaggers voice + singing = Perfect

  • @boostiood9423
    @boostiood9423 6 років тому +32

    Every time I'm feeling down this video always cheers me up, thank you for being my escape from all the problems fitz

  • @almosthomeless5953
    @almosthomeless5953 6 років тому +200

    3:29 now my classmates are singing that song... Huh

    • @mouseeater2787
      @mouseeater2787 6 років тому +1

      I just drunk windex

    • @maggie-m154
      @maggie-m154 6 років тому

      Mouse Eater 27 ohhhhhh noooooooooo!!!!!

    • @bloodbrothers505
      @bloodbrothers505 6 років тому

      Now thats epic

    • @Dakuden
      @Dakuden 6 років тому +2

      I know a lot of people that sing that song at my school and its a catholic school

    • @saintgeaser9064
      @saintgeaser9064 6 років тому

      Windex everyone sung it on my band bus back from a competition

  • @JEDR-JEDR
    @JEDR-JEDR 3 роки тому +3

    04:47 I love this line from Toby for some reason

  • @datameme6325
    @datameme6325 7 років тому +495

    If your parents got divorced when you were young (clap clap)
    Go and see the counselor where you're from (clap clap)
    You'll only see your father on the weekend in the summer,
    but everyone's here to have some fun (clap clap).

    • @k.w.a.m
      @k.w.a.m 7 років тому

      You're from the lt eddy discord

    • @datameme6325
      @datameme6325 7 років тому

      Yeah

    • @BECIELOFFICIAL
      @BECIELOFFICIAL 7 років тому +1

      Andrew Perry jajaa

    • @datameme6325
      @datameme6325 7 років тому

      ?

    • @drazdian
      @drazdian 7 років тому

      Andrew Perry I don't get to see my father he is in prison for armed robbery and possession of heroine and attempted murder :(

  • @jacobshaw7767
    @jacobshaw7767 7 років тому +365

    Im crying with laughter great video

    • @troy9911
      @troy9911 7 років тому +11

      this video is just swagger being high but yet its the best video out there
      nut up in my bellybutton

    • @BdresserGaming
      @BdresserGaming 7 років тому +1

      THEGAMINGBADGER 4:08 killed me

  • @algintea
    @algintea 7 років тому +134

    4:06
    this is what im gonna listen when im celebrating my birthday alone.... well uhhh i dont have friends so that makes sence.... uhhh... k bye...

  • @jordangraham1101
    @jordangraham1101 5 років тому +6

    5:50 “now’s not the time for science” 😂

  • @angelhazy
    @angelhazy 6 років тому +136

    YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET

    • @pabloratcobar8751
      @pabloratcobar8751 6 років тому

      YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET
      this is how much yeet there were..
      I need to go to bed.

    • @wisphurr
      @wisphurr 5 років тому

      Merry 100 likes

    • @f4vr0ckst4rgf
      @f4vr0ckst4rgf 5 років тому

      YEET

  • @saltyboii2121
    @saltyboii2121 7 років тому +111

    Swagger needs to get high more during videos

    • @chef9620
      @chef9620 7 років тому +7

      The Guy Who Camps he's high in literally every video

  • @seas8627
    @seas8627 7 років тому +95

    Can't find more than 5 seconds when im not laughing at your videos. When I need a good laugh I always know where to go.

    • @gaderic
      @gaderic 7 років тому

      King Blood Your profile pic. Adventure quest worlds was my jam 8 years ago. I bet my old account has so much rare stuff now. Thanks for the beautiful nostalgia. ;3

  • @lovetrolling4720
    @lovetrolling4720 5 років тому +14

    Fitz: “Patrick he is just a child”
    Patrick: “.....oh”

  • @lucasdobryan
    @lucasdobryan 7 років тому +250

    Let Swagger be high more!!!

  • @ethanualvuu-nguyen7452
    @ethanualvuu-nguyen7452 7 років тому +45

    Wow, that divorce song Fitz sang, that's my life....

  • @CyrilEssade
    @CyrilEssade 7 років тому +260

    Fuck, It's one of my favorite episodes :') I laughed so fucking much. Thanks for making these videos Fitz

  • @Mason-ui8bu
    @Mason-ui8bu 6 років тому +26

    8:40 I actually couldn't stop laughing 😂

  • @robski2708
    @robski2708 7 років тому +62

    3:29 my life in a nutshell

    • @Punjabi90000
      @Punjabi90000 6 років тому +1

      I'm sorry

    •  6 років тому +2

      LOLOL

  • @mrhephaestus7297
    @mrhephaestus7297 7 років тому +436

    this is better then jake pauls music

    • @assgrabbermo6906
      @assgrabbermo6906 7 років тому +36

      zack lewis anything is better than that..

    • @AJ-mi5xq
      @AJ-mi5xq 7 років тому +3

      zack lewis literally anything is better. 24 hours of ear rape is better.

    • @712someone6
      @712someone6 7 років тому +2

      zack lewis i can do a belly drum roll and it would be better

    • @joe_z2042
      @joe_z2042 7 років тому

      zack lewis than*

    • @keanuras
      @keanuras 7 років тому

      i agree

  • @felippebraga5500
    @felippebraga5500 7 років тому +321

    Fitz, I'm Brazilian...so.... plz continue with the
    subtitles :P

    • @DarthVerde1611
      @DarthVerde1611 7 років тому +3

      os vídeos dele são MT bons pqp

    • @glark7368
      @glark7368 7 років тому +2

      Ainda bem que existem brasileiros aqui ;)

    • @vinisardagna
      @vinisardagna 7 років тому +2

      Mr.Stark
      Incriveis videos esse homem faz.

    • @tinkletoaster
      @tinkletoaster 7 років тому

      Ae caraio!

    • @vinisardagna
      @vinisardagna 7 років тому

      Isaac Uselman
      Q Q O SAPO TÁ FACENDO?!
      DA PERMABAN NESSE CARA!

  • @ydumar
    @ydumar 2 роки тому +11

    Prime Fitz was one of the funniest UA-camrs ever

  • @yaboimongodick
    @yaboimongodick 7 років тому +36

    mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb! *M A R Y H A D A L I T T L E L A M B*

  • @tomjacobs4444
    @tomjacobs4444 7 років тому +154

    So... Is nobody gonna talk about 10:09?

    • @Uberbeep420
      @Uberbeep420 6 років тому +18

      Tom Jacobs it’s best not to speak nor ask about it

    • @sniclops15
      @sniclops15 6 років тому +3

      Tom Jacobs It's the next level from a whole bag of jellybeans. We must worship our new god, my bruddah

    • @alvinalvin7507
      @alvinalvin7507 6 років тому +2

      Tom Jacobs i laugh so hard

    • @jurooo7132
      @jurooo7132 6 років тому +7

      i put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass.

    • @Yeeteth_The_Wheateth
      @Yeeteth_The_Wheateth 6 років тому +4

      Tom Jacobs for some reason it reminded me of the grandpa for Brandon Roger's skits

  • @abyss3910
    @abyss3910 7 років тому +137

    "i got some lollipops in my asshole" I'm dead

    • @roobzo846
      @roobzo846 7 років тому +2

      Hahah same xDDD

    • @wyattpetty7702
      @wyattpetty7702 7 років тому +1

      It's a reference from a youtuber called Brandon Rogers.

    • @sovem3262
      @sovem3262 7 років тому

      Wyatt Petty I knew it

    • @abyss3910
      @abyss3910 7 років тому +1

      10:07

  • @FDC314
    @FDC314 5 років тому +43

    C an
    S wagger
    :
    G et
    O D?
    The answer is...
    Probably but I hope not

  • @brandonkrijthe660
    @brandonkrijthe660 7 років тому +59

    6:57 I want to know that tune!!! hahahah amazing

    • @scoobany.
      @scoobany. 7 років тому +2

      Brandon Krijthe ME TOO!!!!

    • @domenique309
      @domenique309 7 років тому +1

      Brandon Krijthe i need that song 😂😂

    • @brandonkrijthe660
      @brandonkrijthe660 7 років тому +1

      So do I!! mehhh If they could only tell us!

    • @alfr3447
      @alfr3447 7 років тому +1

      What is this song??? I need to know!

    • @momen2905
      @momen2905 7 років тому +1

      TELL US

  • @sophielou63
    @sophielou63 7 років тому +217

    i've ended up here from a completely unrelated video trust me and this is the funniest thing i've seen all day thank you

    • @rugile6681
      @rugile6681 7 років тому +11

      sophie min i think we came from the same video lmaooo

    • @modeloluvr
      @modeloluvr 7 років тому +5

      I think I know what video you're talking about lmao

    • @guinevere5900
      @guinevere5900 7 років тому +5

      sophie min Considering your profile picture I think we both came from the same video 😂

    • @itsspingy5597
      @itsspingy5597 7 років тому +6

      I'm guessing it's the monsta x video cus same

    • @stilldecidings5141
      @stilldecidings5141 7 років тому +6

      sophie min ayyy Monsta x is shit at podcasts

  • @Viv1dCS
    @Viv1dCS 6 років тому +53

    Twinkle twinkle little star
    you know Swaggers got them bars
    Oh yes I am also high
    Shining brightly in the sky
    Twinkle twinkle little star
    you know Swaggers got them bars

  • @ChristianUrea
    @ChristianUrea 4 роки тому +4

    This is easily the best video Fitz has ever uploaded

  • @hydrahd8128
    @hydrahd8128 7 років тому +112

    un ironicly my parents got divorced when i was young and i only see my dad on the weekends and also during the weeks of summer

  • @Noldigur
    @Noldigur 7 років тому +61

    So kids remember to not take drugs and let other people do it, so you can have fun with them!

  • @shez1629
    @shez1629 7 років тому +26

    this was my first fitz video. It was a really weird experience but a hella funny one

    • @MNTPWR29416
      @MNTPWR29416 6 років тому +1

      Michael Nee go watch soviet Womble

  • @peanutbuttier3424
    @peanutbuttier3424 5 років тому +14

    Me: **gets out ukulele and harmonica** Im ready..

  • @monicaMartinez-ws1kk
    @monicaMartinez-ws1kk 6 років тому +156

    Lyrics
    I was walking down the street
    And then I saw this man
    He handed me a plastic bag
    I looked inside and what did I see
    A whole lot of weed
    So I went home that night and I smoked the weed
    And then my mum she walked in on me
    She said what's that smell I said it's nothing but she knew for a fact I was sleeping with my cousin ooooo we have so many problems in this life

    • @kunai4615
      @kunai4615 6 років тому +3

      Ain't No Rest for the Wicked.

    • @Lanurus
      @Lanurus 5 років тому

      Late

    • @Lanurus
      @Lanurus 5 років тому

      But

    • @Lanurus
      @Lanurus 5 років тому +2

      They 👏 literally 👏 have 👏 it 👏 in 👏 the 👏video 👏

    • @geromejlopez5129
      @geromejlopez5129 5 років тому +1

      where is it

  • @Yahya._
    @Yahya._ 7 років тому +17

    I LOVE THE SONG AT THE OUTTRO!!!!

    • @Yahya._
      @Yahya._ 7 років тому +7

      yeah the beginning of it does.

  • @DragnAlx
    @DragnAlx 6 років тому +41

    7:14 - 7:39 mixed results occured, crying of laughter, farted and bout to pee + shit myself

    • @bulmarobarragan9351
      @bulmarobarragan9351 6 років тому

      Drag0nAl3x 333 do u know this song? I’m trying to figure out what it is.

    • @DragnAlx
      @DragnAlx 6 років тому +1

      Bulmaro Barragan sadly no but its still funny maybe comment on fitz post and someone may know. Anyways today's my birthday but I dont know the song

    • @erik2shiesty
      @erik2shiesty 6 років тому

      proč bychom se netěšili

    • @Rex-ps9bx
      @Rex-ps9bx 6 років тому

      Its called polka from the barterd bride

    • @tayla3095
      @tayla3095 6 років тому

      Same 😂

  • @majintora
    @majintora 6 років тому +4

    5:01: ive been watching this for the 1Mth time and still aughing to that sound effect, literally today i lost 5 comp games in a row, put on this video and just laughed for 30 straight minutes thanks M.Fitz

  • @grilledtoast2538
    @grilledtoast2538 7 років тому +72

    I would smoke weed with swagger 100%.

    • @YOMOMMOY
      @YOMOMMOY 7 років тому +1

      Grilled Toast yea sames

    • @guni1214
      @guni1214 7 років тому

      Grilled Toast same😂👌

    • @grilledtoast2538
      @grilledtoast2538 7 років тому +1

      Psycho True like the profile picture makes it look like she's 6? 7?

  • @algiz21
    @algiz21 7 років тому +114

    1:53 - 2:12 is the best part

  • @ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhh
    @ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhh 7 років тому +45

    the voice crack at 3:20 on the word "Happy" xD !!!!

    • @Or1n4l
      @Or1n4l 7 років тому +2

      it wasnt a voice crack

    • @hellnaw7921
      @hellnaw7921 7 років тому +4

      Jonni360 Fin It was

    • @username8239
      @username8239 7 років тому

      Carbon_- Kush i

  • @John_OTM
    @John_OTM 2 роки тому +3

    They make fun of a dungeons and dragons podcast, but little do they know they’d have their own podcast that just did a dungeons and dragons episode.

  • @mcnicklicous5801
    @mcnicklicous5801 7 років тому +165

    DISCLAIMER:If your name is Maria....just don't watch this video.

  • @BlockedIsNotAGoat
    @BlockedIsNotAGoat 7 років тому +34

    i'll have whatever the fuck swaggersouls was having that day jesus christ

  • @TGBPlayso
    @TGBPlayso 7 років тому +110

    10 minutes went by so fast

  • @nicktroisi6347
    @nicktroisi6347 5 років тому +5

    1:18 beautiful harmonica there 😂🤣🤣😂.

  • @daanbrinkman43
    @daanbrinkman43 6 років тому +981

    If your sad and you know it clap your hands.
    👏👏
    If your sad and you know it clap your hands.
    👏👏
    If your stressy and depressive and your life is kind of messy If your sad and you know it clap your hands.
    👏👏

  • @vishaljaiswal9196
    @vishaljaiswal9196 7 років тому +605

    put more of ainsley. he is just fucking awesome.

    • @roobzo846
      @roobzo846 7 років тому +4

      Everyone's awesome in his videos

    • @vishaljaiswal9196
      @vishaljaiswal9196 7 років тому +2

      Yeah they sure are but i love ainsley's part more

    • @Stinoooo
      @Stinoooo 7 років тому

      THIS

    • @skyler1608
      @skyler1608 7 років тому +4

      Excuse me, that was clearly "Patrick".

    • @jorvis1993
      @jorvis1993 7 років тому +6

      Ainsley is jay doing a Asian voice

  • @codyx3100
    @codyx3100 7 років тому +19

    Fitz,
    let's get married
    like right now

  • @Flaming_Saturn
    @Flaming_Saturn 5 років тому +7

    This is the video that introduced me to this amazing channel! It’s unlikely that fitz will see this, but if he does, never stop doing what you beautiful bastards!

  • @teddie4373
    @teddie4373 7 років тому +26

    1:37 "Just like Minecraft'

  • @koletrain8607
    @koletrain8607 7 років тому +22

    The song at around 3:30 is my life

  • @lowkiisalty8907
    @lowkiisalty8907 7 років тому +171

    Ainsly is now patrick :D

    • @aedang5742
      @aedang5742 7 років тому +8

      No this is the Krusty Krab

    • @splinkleblurb
      @splinkleblurb 7 років тому +18

      I'm Liam in the game, this was from months ago and the whole Ainsley thing is new, just a late upload

    • @myopinionisstupidanddoesnt606
      @myopinionisstupidanddoesnt606 7 років тому

      HotChocoLahte WOAAAAH

  • @tomaslipa
    @tomaslipa 6 років тому +1

    guys huge appreciation and thanks for playing one of the classics from my country, Czech Republic by Bedřich Smetana 6:54 have a great day because you made my day

  • @CSGOLegendaryGaming
    @CSGOLegendaryGaming 7 років тому +19

    The divorced parents thing actually happened to me I used to only see my dad in the summer I laughed and then cried

  • @aironaskoliasnikovas8235
    @aironaskoliasnikovas8235 7 років тому +46

    Once again, you made my day!

  • @beth206
    @beth206 7 років тому +7

    I get so happy when i see a new video... Love you Fitz!!

  • @countryboi-bellismypsn5619
    @countryboi-bellismypsn5619 6 років тому +226

    If your parents got divorced when you were young
    👏👏
    Go and see the couciler where you're from
    👏👏
    You'll only see your father, in the weekends in the summer, but everyone here to have some fun
    👏👏

  • @lord_brine4778
    @lord_brine4778 5 років тому +8

    Fitz why'd you have to explain my life with that "If your happy and you know it" cover?

  • @ClownyGuyToo
    @ClownyGuyToo 7 років тому +156

    Swaggersouls is the epitome of a meme lord

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 7 років тому +2

      ClownyGuyToo except he's hilarious

    • @ClownyGuyToo
      @ClownyGuyToo 7 років тому +2

      Tavern Crawler
      Fuck yeah he is

    • @hec_3549
      @hec_3549 7 років тому +4

      ClownyGuyToo imagine Dolan Dark and Swaggersouls together

    • @immortalfox7269
      @immortalfox7269 7 років тому +2

      ClownyGuyToo yeet

  • @justinjoseph2136
    @justinjoseph2136 7 років тому +34

    "Welcome travelers"😂😂😂had me dying

  • @honeynangels
    @honeynangels 2 роки тому +1

    when your parents are divorced, you have two moms and a dead dad but your still clapping

  • @comedy_gold1
    @comedy_gold1 5 років тому +6

    Fitz:exists
    Wii shop music: let us introduce our selves

  • @mahiru6395
    @mahiru6395 7 років тому +37

    @1:55 is the best song i've ever heard 💫

    • @NightCookie2002
      @NightCookie2002 6 років тому

      清め平野 what song is that

    • @TheWickekek13719
      @TheWickekek13719 6 років тому

      Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet

  • @rezhoots4209
    @rezhoots4209 7 років тому +99

    Fitz play more with Ainsley

    • @Lillidesuowo
      @Lillidesuowo 7 років тому +3

      CloroxBleach -Gaming Oh god no please its not even funny

    • @mikeangel812
      @mikeangel812 7 років тому +3

      patrick is ainsleyy.

    • @Jwalker1742
      @Jwalker1742 7 років тому +2

      Please God let this get more likes because Ainsley is the best

    • @gert6240
      @gert6240 7 років тому

      Ainsley is McCreamy a.k.a. Patrick

  • @samkayll7299
    @samkayll7299 2 роки тому +6

    5 years ago wtf I remember watching this when it came out