12:02 ♫This is where I went to school♫ ♫ I was molested at the age of 2♫ ♫ Criminal record says it happens twice♫ ♫It must of happened half a dozen times♫
"On the summer of 1989, which man was killed by a pack of rabid dogs?" I just love how John/Toby's accent rapidly shifts halfway through that sentence.
HollyMolly I searched it but I didn't find a link which would fit for "JUST got leaked"...just found 207 leaked nudes from 2015, maybe he meant this one: www.hecklerspray.com/emily-ratajkowski-nudes-leaked EDIT: I got it now, some people thought those were new nudes but there weren't any new (2017) nudes. Just the old (2014/15) ones again.
Fitz, you have some of the best content on youtube. I've been sick for a while but i've been watching your videos and they make me laugh like i haven't in a while. keep it up :-)
how did i miss this video after binge watching him so many times already, one of my favourites now, i love that quite wholesome game with bordie and those random players and ofcourse the gang themselves
"I can't listen to country music because that's what my parents played to drown out my screaming" is what a girl that was raped and abused from when she was a toddler to until she was 5 said. She was actually on doctor Phil lol.
I was eating cornflakes when watching this, so at 11:38 i laughed so hard with 'Ive been molested' that all my milk went over my lapotop. Now it's broken ... still was a funny video
11:12 ITS TRUE! I FREAKING HAVE MORE FUN WHEN I'M BLIND! Because people keep screaming how did you not see him at me..... making me laugh the fuck out of myself.... *I actually see 15% to 35% worse than a average child.*
what words do you bleep out i mean the c word has been in others so i thought it was the n word but that makes no sense with the laquisha segment and i'm SO CONFUSED
Alright guys, I'm doing Take On Me now, alright. I, I really, I really like this song, it sounds good Minin' away I don't know what to mine I'll mine this anyway In this Minecraft day So beautiful, mine further down What's that I found? Mine diamonds (Take on me) Mine diamonds (Take on me) I'll mine them So far I've got two! So easy to mine With my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels Hopefully they stay In my Minecraft chests So I'm gonna make A lock on it Mine diamonds (Take on me) Mine diamonds (Take on me) I'll mine them So far I've got two Ah! I'm alright, I'm ready All these diamonds Sittin' carefully lay I'm getting worried ("Shut the fucking door!") If they might get stolen From my ender chest Wait, who is that? Holy sheep, it's Notch! Mine diamonds (Take on me) Mine diamonds (Take on me) Now they're safe Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Now... Now that they're safe Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Mine diamonds, [heavy breathing] (Take on me) Mine diamonds (Take on me) Uh, Thanks, thanks for listening guys and thanks for recommending this song
maybe if I leave a like on the video daddy will pin my comment.
EDIT: OMG GUYS IT WORKED
Fitz follow on Twitter @happydavidj
Fitz daddy is daddy's daddy
when you check fitz's videos by chance right now and a new video is up
sign me plox i luv u honey pls i was early
Fitz yo #fitzisbetterthanschool
Thanks for the shoutout at the start!
MineCraft Awesome Parodys LMAOOO IM DECEASED
I LOVE YOU
i acctually added the guy who spammed it on steam lmao
OMG I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN KDNXJDJEMX
You legend
3:43 When the rain stops when he goes inside, that’s some top tier editing mate
I noticed that shit too lmao hell yeah
Damn I didn't notice that. That's cool!
I didn’t notice that either 😲
I've watched this video so many times and didn't ever notice that.
1:02 that kid was ascending to super saiyan *JESUS CHRIST*
It wasn’t him
Gloom Apples oh god
Song name?
Ticu pârsceană mine diamonds/ take on me parody
Just FYI that take on me cover by the kid is actually a MCAP song, he didn't sing it. Also MCAP is ironic.
Original: ua-cam.com/video/dgha9S39Y6M/v-deo.html
SteaMonkey cool, so cool of you
Fitz said "he isnt singing this"
No shit Sherlock
I think he was singing but he did copied most of the parody
just imagine Fitz with Cyanide and SovietWomble. o my god :D
Real Gamer Oh yes!
Real Gamer imagine john having an argument with cyanide.
I would PAY to watch that
Real Gamer Oh god why has that not happened yet
Real Gamer i legit would kill to watch that
12:02
♫This is where I went to school♫
♫ I was molested at the age of 2♫
♫ Criminal record says it happens twice♫
♫It must of happened half a dozen times♫
Who can relate?
Nick Dipple WOO
Fitz has been blowing up on UA-cam recently and I'm happy because he deserves so much more subscribers!
The Rarity no he doesnt hes fucking shit
your attitude is shit
yeah like a few months ago i was subbed @ 2k or so and he blew up after 2k. went to 45k then to 150k then to current 400k.
Toqst Ikr. Subbed at 10k and next time I see him in recommended at 500k. It was like 6 months
yeah, i was subbed around 10k as well, I remember once i thought he commented on my comment and didn't.
3:40 when you realize fitz edited the rain drops to stop when the caracter entered the building
THATS ACTUALLY CRAZY THE AMOUNT OF DETAIL
he didnt lol there's a big one falling middle of screen
With that markiplier joke, it shows how many of his fans can't take a joke about him.
Exterminator markus is a nice guy, too bad everybody has a bit of that toxic fanbase
Well no need to do my boy mark like that he don't deserve it
What fans
First Person Rager omg it’s a goddamn joke
I’m a markiplier fan a found this hilarious
"On the summer of 1989, which man was killed by a pack of rabid dogs?"
I just love how John/Toby's accent rapidly shifts halfway through that sentence.
PLEASE TELL ME LAQUISHA IS A GIRL AND NOT A VOICE CHANGER LOL
Spirit thats just the name bordie was using that round
She really sounds like Bekky with a K
yup same girl just search up bordie on youtube.. she has a channel
It’s just bordie
Spirit it’s bordie
Soooo..... Does someone have the link? I'm asking for a friend...
HollyMolly Yeah I need the link for... academic purposes too...
HollyMolly I searched it but I didn't find a link which would fit for "JUST got leaked"...just found 207 leaked nudes from 2015, maybe he meant this one: www.hecklerspray.com/emily-ratajkowski-nudes-leaked
EDIT: I got it now, some people thought those were new nudes but there weren't any new (2017) nudes. Just the old (2014/15) ones again.
vk .c om/ album-76555283_213813825
I feel like a superhero
ur my hero
HollyMolly I posted it in the game chat... Fucker didn't put it in the video
CSGO doesn't die because the deagle always misses the head
Zixxon lmao....ur right T^T
Zixxon wow
how does smiity do it then?
I like markiplier, so that part made me laugh a little extra.
just a little
How do u have subs with no vids!?
What part?
@@paum7861 9:13
LMAO
Everyone I know watches Fitz' videos even if they don't know what csgo is lmao. The level of entertainment is insane 😂👍
RizzyG I don't enjoy playing csgo anymore, but I still watch people like fitz, anomaly etc.
10/10 entertainment
Did Fitz ever get that link? Find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z!!
no find out next time on jojo *to be continued plays*
Dragon ball z hmm more like DRAGON BALLZ FEATURING FITZ AND FRIENDS
*To Be Continued...*
13:04
"one thrust, two thrusts, three thrusts, four!"
Me: How many thrust till your mom knocks on the door.
Me: How many n- are in my store
Fitz, you have some of the best content on youtube. I've been sick for a while but i've been watching your videos and they make me laugh like i haven't in a while. keep it up :-)
That's always wonderful to hear.
Hey steve. Good to see you again.
'I need to find a resolution for my wife.'
Okay sir, we have 720p, 1080p and 4k.
8k*
480, 360, 240, 144
fuck yoy
I'm fucking dead
360 take it or leave it
how did i miss this video after binge watching him so many times already, one of my favourites now, i love that quite wholesome game with bordie and those random players and ofcourse the gang themselves
This is the most enjoyment I've gotten out of a video in a while! I always look forward to your videos. Keep up the great work Fitz!
I've watched this over 10 times and still physically cringe every time that kid hits the high notes
check out ProZD he nailed that shit
Dunno if you've figured it out by now, but that was ripped off MCAP's channel, you should check it out it's pretty funny
Lawd was gonna say it hah! It’s his best tho
not really
he isnt actually singing it, its a video called "mine diamonds" by minecraftparodys
*makes minecraft parody*
*gets a grammy*
"MINE DIAMONDS!"
dude...
u are the best guy I ve ever met. and even ur friends.
pls contuine like this.
u bring us so much laugh
I luagh at his videos so much Fitz and John is 2 funny guys
Melvin347 thanks :)
John on the Radio rispikt
:)
respikt
i wish i could have the same fun as Fitz in CSGO ...
NeeD then go and have fun bishhhii
The problem is: my friends dont want to play with me if im not playing serious :D
Animo TM Animo TM Thats not that easy on Global alone... i cant even find people like the singing kid
one game i played soccer with terrorists like fitz did lol
KeithDestruction what was your name?
I think I was in the Same game as you
8:00 I got so emotional and idk why!! BUT HELL YEAH I LOVE YOUR COMMENTARIES WITH THAT KIND OF MUSIC!!!!
Veyful aw fuck an ad played when i clicked on it
What is the name of the music used?
got broken up with yesterday so im going on a fitz marathon and i realized: i dont need no man when i have daddy fitz
Lol at 2:20 I thought the video froze but then I checked and the video actually froze.
Maja -- It has been 4 months, how can this NOT have more likes??
TobyAxelz it’s not a funny comment
Igfj -- Maybe not for you, but i personally like comments like this.
Well there's your answer.
What?
When that guy said Porn my dad was like what are you looking at
InqSqcks why did he not ask why a little kid was screaming into a mic
Why are you not using headphones
Why wouldn’t you be wearing headpho- oh wait
InqSqcks same here but when they were talking about anal
Something worse
It is the third time you use this sad piano music
i really need to know the name of it
it starts at 3:35
please someone help me .
please help
mohammed Rayes Cold jorge mendez
peter schmitt i am not 100% sure it is the same one but thank you so much ❤
mohammed Rayes oh
Your right its not the Same
My mistake
Np mate atleast you tried
Song is - Aha take on me. Welcome
Shimu1337 actual mine diamond
Shimu1337 Incorrect
Shimu1337 If someone didn't know the name of the song they shouldn't be allowed on the internet
Thanks cyka
Shimu1337 Everyone knows that, it's one of the most iconic songs ever. So, thanks captain obvious.
I love 12:55 Fitz and crew never fail to just come out if no where with these bopping tunes, just need a look of that clip, "wait" included
"I can't listen to country music because that's what my parents played to drown out my screaming" is what a girl that was raped and abused from when she was a toddler to until she was 5 said. She was actually on doctor Phil lol.
Raped from a toddler till she was 5??? Jesus Christ...
Noice
i also totally noticed thtXD
why are you did you write lol?
At least John has a dad. My dad is a magician 16 years ago he vanished and I haven't been able to find him since.
GOINdownTOWN he is in your chimney
GOINdownTOWN he's in the hat humping that rabbit..
GOINdownTOWN I'd never thought you be here...
Bro heck yes, you know I'm Australian lol.
Ah, sorry.
6 years later that song at the beginning still goes hard
Laquisha be getting heaps of friend requests right now.
laquisha is crazy
bordie ily :DDD
lmao bordie is the best!
I love you too!!!
bordie is best black lady
I was eating cornflakes when watching this, so at 11:38 i laughed so hard with 'Ive been molested' that all my milk went over my lapotop. Now it's broken ... still was a funny video
Quinzi fake and classic joke
Vizual_ Plxsma xddd
I am dead serious about it
Quinzi how did you leave this comment so?
my phone
Fitz, in about 50 min it's going to be my birthday and no matter how it goes, this video just made it awesome. I was laughing so hard, love you man!
Loving your videos. Please upload more! D:
Gustav Gulter -2
schnabelino his Videos are the Best after pewdiepies
so wheres the link??
The Boii celebrityrevealer.com/emily-ratajkowski-nude-leaked-pics/
+dat boi's bleach boi you doing gods work
dat boi's bleach lol thanks
I only look half of the picture because I've never seen a nude picture b4
dat boi's bleach legend
Rispikt...
Respikt*
Respackt
Respoke*
Rispikt
Rispikt
love these videos man
keep it up
with the
"hippity hoppity women are property" XD
My only question is.. Did you ever get the link? If so, send me the link.
don't mind me, just reviewing my 4 month old comment.
And here i was hoping u got the link. Fu
Lost Soul dude can i give u a kiss? Nohomo.
bharat Arora no
Lost Soul aww but u did a good job.
I like how any ads i get while watching fitz's content is just beer ads i think this says something about fitz
10:25 funny + sad at the same time
TomatoBH it’s actually a real story on dr Phil lahmow
Where's the sad part?
what is the song the kid is singing? ( the real version)?
Martijn Meulenkamp Take on me
take on me
darude sandstorm
sry
Martijn Meulenkamp take on me
Freakin kids these days, it's Take On Me, by Rick Astley
My friend started singing that once we all joined in it was pure beauty
11:12 ITS TRUE! I FREAKING HAVE MORE FUN WHEN I'M BLIND! Because people keep screaming how did you not see him at me..... making me laugh the fuck out of myself....
*I actually see 15% to 35% worse than a average child.*
*And i'm not kidding..* *Badum tsss*
Adriaan ter Horst I know exactly how you feel. I had to spend the majority of a day without my glasses on and I mistook my friend for a pole... XD
*as
Adriaan ter Horst I have even worse vision than u
I wear glassess too and my vision is near yours
Who else was watching this video without socks
just search it up on google lol
how did you know
Chickens Im the one in bottom of society u r the that gives importance to this
5:03 I just don't know why everyone's good all of a sudden! That's me in every PvP game
at 3:43 look at warmup time the whole time its gonna chance.
that's what happens when all players join a match.
BearCorn silver be like.
Nelson Munishi don't group all silvers together, I'm not even ranked yet and I knew that.
FFS Fitz i was drinking coffee till you were singing about molestation with a nickelback song and almost spitted it out from how funny it was XDD
Bell Cranel "Spitted it out" okay
im not good with english okay XD
i have really bad grammar
Bell Cranel that's okay bro 😂😂😂
editing , humor , content , actor (if not scripted) , voice actors ., damn this is a quality content
Time stamps for myself
1:23 Warowl parody
12:03 Look at this photograph
12:02 - 12:15 THAT WAS SO FUNNY xD i fucking died on the inside from laughing
getting this on recommendations again after cs2 officially replaced csgo is wild 💀
RIP csgo you'll never be forgotten 2012-2023
12:03 I laughed so hard I literally got abs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice ytube profile pic
One thrust, two thrust, three thrust four! Now theirs jizz all over the floor!
Underrated comment, this one is gonna go far I bet.
Hear since the beginning and still love this vid don’t stop with that totally constant uploads
i cleaned my computer because it was raining inside it.
12:01 though! ;D
Sabin Vevig look at this photograph
Dude, nobody likes yer band
Looking back this was probably the first ever Fitz video I watched
8:12 i realy want to know the Name of this Music. If someone Knows it, pls tell me
AD Panda Senpai darude sandstorm
AD Panda Senpai jk rick astley never gonna give you up
3:21 omg mcr throwback
That WarOwl impression at 1:32 is pure gold
Ahhh the days before the Misfits were the misfits. The humour was fresh, the jokes snappy and they had more talk about than just drugs.
8:12 I need to know the songggg
I've been sad latey so when they play when I see u again it almost cried
What is the music at 8:11
We want more of Brodie :(
10:55 i started crying cuz one the song is really touching and i lost my father when i was young :/
Send the fucking link fitz 😂
: )
8emis lathiotakis ellhnaras
amen
Too bad they are the same pictures of her that were leaked in 2014, with all the other celebrities.
lets like this comment so fitz can see it and link us
What's the song that was playing at the start with the kid singing??? :D
captain pls
It is calle Take on Me by Aha
thank you
CN_Abdiel tnx
Minecraft Awesome Parodies most viewed video
Damn i started crying at 3:35 that was just to emotional buddy
1:10 when you step on a lego piece.
Great vid :)
what words do you bleep out i mean the c word has been in others so i thought it was the n word but that makes no sense with the laquisha segment and i'm SO CONFUSED
same
At least one of the bleeps is because she said cunt
Suddenly I want Fitz to do a CSGO aesthetic
Send me the link, John!
hautist
Kana www.hecklerspray.com/emily-ratajkowski-nudes-leaked
Are you dying of deprresion
Me: yes
Advertiser: THAN BUY THIS VACUME CLEANER
Directly after the "It's the only way I know how to cope with my issues" line, a tequila ad showed up... Fitting.
Respikt was the funniest part of this vid. I was in school and I started laughing during free time, everyone else was reading and being quiet.
4:35 i choked on my soda i laughed so hard
When starts the outro music it make me sad cuz video is endeing but it's rly cool video keep growing up fitz we re all counting on you !!!
one thrust, two thrust, three thrust, four! please daddy, please daddy, do it some more!
THAT KID IS SO FUCKIN GOOD looking back at vid again NOTHING HAS CHAGE AND WELL DONE BRO
Dude that song at the start is my classes theme song anytime we walk into any building that plays
2:44 nuff said
MINECRAFT IS THE BEST!!!!!!
Oh snap mattcs
Still looking for the song at 8:12
Yeah John! Where is the Link?!?! xD
McMiechen www.acclaimmag.com/lifestyle/emily-ratajkowski-naked-nsfw-shoot-steve-shaw/#2
whats that songs name ??
Tarik Šabić Mine Diamonds..
It's a masterpiece called : take on me by a-ha
Mine diamonds by theoddonesout
idk lol
Did they actually meet the kid
I love how he linked the Carphone Warehouse's number at 12:17
Surprised he thought the kid singing take on me was actually his voice when the guy was just playing the meme lol
I don't think that's what happened
how many people googled this emily ratajkowski chick xD
Who the fuck doesn't already know what Emily Ratajkowski looks like?
Shevacai me, I do now
I don't, whats a opra winfrey? do opra people win stuff?
Fitz I've watched nearly all of your vids they all make my day thx
Bordie's voice is kind a hot gosh dang!
fitz your a legend
*you`r
XXDXDDXXDXDDXDXDXXDXDXDXD
the Awesome Gamer you’re***
Victoria Romeo ;(
the Awesome Gamer ;)
Victoria Romeo ;((
12:00 is why i keep coming back to this video
Alright guys, I'm doing Take On Me now, alright. I, I really, I really like this song, it sounds good
Minin' away
I don't know what to mine
I'll mine this anyway
In this Minecraft day
So beautiful, mine further down
What's that I found?
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
I'll mine them
So far I've got two!
So easy to mine
With my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels
Hopefully they stay
In my Minecraft chests
So I'm gonna make
A lock on it
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
I'll mine them
So far I've got two
Ah!
I'm alright, I'm ready
All these diamonds
Sittin' carefully lay
I'm getting worried ("Shut the fucking door!")
If they might get stolen
From my ender chest
Wait, who is that?
Holy sheep, it's Notch!
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Now they're safe
Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Now...
Now that they're safe
Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mine diamonds, [heavy breathing] (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Uh, Thanks, thanks for listening guys and thanks for recommending this song