Crap Alastor Says (Hazbin Hotel)
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Ah The Radio Demon. Nobody can understand his twisted mind, but what you all don't realize is I don't think anyone understands what he says either.
Doubtful anyone ever will!
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I feel like i should mention this,
this idea came from my discord, the insanity was contagious, so this video was born😂
Also the whole time i was editing they started a war... over tacos. HOW.
Sorry
... By typing, I guess ?
Guess the fandom likes tacos that much
Because tacos aren't better than kebabs, Old Sport.
Oh gosh😅
"break their bones, they have 206 of those bad boys."
-Alastor 2024 1:48
Edit: 1.1k like!?! I'm famous!
😂
🤣🤣
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
"Let me tell you Charlie, I am LOVING these balconies!"
"Would you like a push?"
"WHA-"
“I’m broke as shit”
Same Alastor same.
He's just like me fr
That's a whole mood
Same shit Al
I have 90$ I'm broke as sh#t
I have 40 money so I'm not broke or poor 😎💸✨
1:35 "Well that must suck for you, at least people like jokes"
-Pilot Steven Universe 💀
NAH💀💀💀
“OhHhHoooooo”
-Pilot Steven 0.5 seconds later
“IM GANNA MAKE YOU WISH THAT I’D STAYED GO- *proceeds to pull up the Glock on the tv*
13 seconds
Master has presented Dobby with a glock 🔫🔫
@@JenTilly96I LOVE THAT BIT
@@Tomotasauce I know it's hilarious 😂😂 ahhh-
Gab was unhinged I swear-
"TOMOTA PULLS OUT A GLOCK AND THREATENS TO ICE VOX!!"
"don't break someone's heart, they only have one of those. BREAK THEIR BONES, THEY HAVE 206 OF THOSE BAD BOYS" the best thing anyone has ever said. ever.
😂😂
This whole video is basically if Alastor was high for 2 and a half minutes.
He’s always like that
Fr bro
He got so high he got as low as you can get
He's just creepy and a wicked smile!
Yes it is.
suggestion:
Alastor: Wait you aren't coming to my tea party?!?!?
Alastor: BETHANY I MADE BISCUITS!
"MIND YOUR BUSINESS NIFFTY 😡😡😡"
-Alastor 2024
[Nifty]:"why does alastor have so many soa-" [backround alastor]:"MIND YOUR BUISNESS NIFTY!" [tentical goop time]
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[Alastor)] ITS MY LIFE DAMN
@@user-ig8oh7mf5p[Husk] If Alastor has 19 bottles of dish soap and I take aw-
@@Anthony_Editzzz_YT [Niffty] why does he have so much soap?
“MIND YOUR BUSINESS NIFTY, ITS *MY* LIFE DAMN🤬🤬🤬”
-Alastor 2024
So like Alastor recreates vines compilation
You're first
Vines for Life
first comment :)
A couple were given to me by the discord members😂
Fr
"The internet is a horrible place AND IM HERE TO MAKE IT WORSE" I fell out my chair laughing lol
"I have a cane. Screw you."
Alastor in a nutshell
So true
Alastor in a nutshell towards Lucifer in that one video Tomota did
based
Fr
1:42 Lmao! I love how that’s the quote that was the gradual breaking point for Tomota, that he couldn’t stay in character for much longer!
"I WANT WAFFLE FRIES! 🍟"
-Alastor 2024
Bro just probably wants the fries from Chick-Fil-A
@@Anthony_Editzzz_YT his card probably declined when he tried to get them, so he went to Charlie about it
@@fandomhopper1That’s probably what happened 🤣
@@Anthony_Editzzz_YTi mean alstor did say hes broke as shit
Lol
YOU'RE NEVER FULLY DRESSED WITHOUT A SMI-
- Alastor.
TV: Exists
Alastor: *And I took that personally*
ℍ𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕤 𝕚𝕥 𝕒𝕤 𝕧𝕠𝕩
How did you do it in that font
@@ascottclone3546 𝕀 𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕒 𝕒𝕡𝕡 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕥'𝕤 𝕞𝕖 𝕕𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥
@@ascottclone3546 they used facemoji
@@Poison_slaysor any font app
"When I was young, I was poor, but after many years of struggle, I'm no longer young." I have never found Alastor so relatable before. These are hilarious, they're like bloopers, but they all feel like something he'd actually say.
Thank you so much!
Agreed, like, some of these don't even sound like Abridged Alastor thry just sound like things he'd spit outta nowhere😂
Extremely relatable.
I could definitely hear him saying the "I'll hide, you seek professional help" line.
"Happiness is like wetting the bed,I haven't done it since I was seven" 👏
def gon regret losing that 10 dollar
1:09 why nobody's pointing out this part
I have a feeling that this is what Amir’s bloopers sound like.
27 seconds
More like the crazy shit Ed Bosco used to say on the the Hunicasts.
@@strawberryhellcat4738Oh I promise they are much worse 😂
Yes
this is legit his tweets
"Started from the bottom and somehow managed to go even lower!" SAME
"I hide and you seek professional help."
THE HEALTHIEST ADVICE WE'LL EVER GET FROM AL. 😂
no the best advice is "if someone hates you for no reason, Give them a reason!" -Alastor 2024
@@user-wj9vw2ur6qThey literally said healthiest, not best
"don't break someone's heart, they only have one of those... BREAK THEIR BONES, THEY HAVE 206 OF THOSE BAD BOYS" Alastor
"If someone hates you for no reason, give them a reason"
-Alastor 2024
@A-nice-man 😭🙏
(Fr. I fr set this as my discord status.)
@@Alastor__HH 💀
“Being happy is like peeing the bed! It hasn’t happened since i was seven”
-Alastor 2024
@@DinosEpicUA-camWithStickman real
WE NEED A PART 2 WATCHING ALASTOR YAPPING, ROASTING PEOPLE AND HIMSELF IF THE MOST ENTERTAINING SHIT IVE SEEN IN 3 MONTHS
“How the hell does an ID expire, i’m the same person” my personal favorite line
My mother’s ID has her gender as male for the past couple years.
She’s not.
Um he has a point
Bro doesn’t wanna die 0:49
0:44 Alastor "I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone" *pulls out gun 😂
i genuinely heard "im gonna make you wish that I'd stayed GUN"
I was thinking that😂😂😂
Credits roll!
I read the ‘pulls out gun’ to the tune of the song still 😂
Alastor maybe a demon BUT HES AN AMERICAN DEMON
"Started from the bottom and somehow managed to get even lower"
This is what i am going to tell my friends when they fail something. Ty Alastor
“Cheese is just a loaf of milk” just kills me! And I just feel this: “Being happy is like peeing the bed. It hasn’t happened since I was seven.”
1:43 you have broken character like you have broken your staff Alastor.
2:07 "I'm calling it now, angel is going to become stupid rich"
"Wait really?"
"Of course, Your already stupid, That means your half way there"
*YOU SON OF A-*
THAT GOT ME SOO GOOD 🤣🤣🤣👏👍
IKR😂😂😂
“If someone hates you for no reason give them one” that shit made me crake up so much
"your never fully dressed without a SMI-🔫"
-Alastor, 2024
SMITH & WESSON!
0:02
"I want waffle fries"
dont we all
Vox - "Remember viewers, life goes on."
Alastor - "Yeah, thats the PROBLEM-"
too darn relatable
NOOO😂 ITS A JOOOKE😂😂😂
Thank you btw!🎉
@@Tomotasauce no problem, also your honestly the best hazbin hotel channel ive seen (even if your not fully one) i still say you are 😅 your videos are actually *so* fricking funny bruv, keep it up
(what i said was a joke about it being relatable, but its somewhat little true)
He probably would say that to vox
😡
This video reminds of "saying a lot of things as caine" but it's Alastor
1:55 Tomotasauce breaking character is officially my favorite thing ever
same
Fr
This is amazing- and I love how you break character towards the end by laughing- it makes it better 😂
“You should clean your room so that you’re the only trash remaining”
DAMN
I love this so much I keep watching it over and over
"Angel, can I introduced my mouth to your..."
"Oh finally"
"EEeeeeEvreeething (Devours Angel)
These videos always make me laugh no matter what kind of horrible day I've had. Thank you :)
"Remeber to believe in yourself! If you dont, who will?! I sure won't!"
And that was
Ted talk with alastor
I hide and u seek professional help killed me
“Would you like a push”
-Alastor 2024
E
Lucifer: " WHA- "
LMFAOOO
Yes
"Well then... I have a cane, screw you" had me dying 😂😂
Go home Al, your drunk as Hell. 😂
Where do you think he came from
@@user-ni5gt6fy4x the house
HEHEHEHEHEH
@@Rxoxi get back to home now Alastor I dare you
"Cheese is just a loaf of milk." ME: WTF MY WHOLE LIFE MAKES SENCE NOW!! TY ALASTOR!!!
“I have a cane. Screw you!”😂
I cannot wait for Hazbin Abridged’
Lmao! I was expecting clips with comments on what people wanted you to put in this video. This is sooo much better!
I hope someone sends this to Amir because this is pure gold
IF SOMEONE DOES I WOULD DIE
@@Tomotasauce I wonder what his reaction would be
I wanna watch that
Same. Someone does need to send this to Amir.
Niftty: why do you you have so much sope? alastor: mind your business nifty it's my life!!!
“I’m broke as shit” this man 100% crashed at Rosie’s place before leaving for seven years
This man 100% currently has nowhere else to stay _except_ the hotel because he seems to have ripped his station down and is currently homeless. Which I suppose is fine if you don’t sleep/sleep standing up with your eyes open.
1:53 “there are 206 bones in the human body 207 if I’m watching gossip girl” deadpool 2024 😂
Charlie: what are you doing in my house
Alastor: i want waffle fries
Makes sense because he is french 😂
"When i was young i was poor, but after many years of struggle, i'm no longer young" oh i'm definitely gonna use this quote
I love how most of this is alastor being ridiculously relatable with little sprinkles of insanity in between
2:21
"I have a cane...screw you"
"Cheese is just a loaf of milk" idk why that killed me! It just came out of nowhere!
1:44 has given me more reason to believe in myself than any other professional has
Sir Pentious: What?! Alastor says Insane stuff all the time! How was I supposed to know this was true?!
Alastor: Peeing the Bed is like being happy! It didn't happen since I was 7!
Sir Pentious: See?!
...Hello it's nice to meet you
Can you tell me where I am
@@potatopancakes58 what are you on
@@Ari_Fudu a lot
@@potatopancakes58 i meant what drugs
@@potatopancakes58 I don’t know how I got here but I think I’m starting to understand
Saying a lot of things as Alastor
*THE INTERNET IS A HORRIBLE PLACE,AND IM HERE TO MAKE IT WORSE*
-Alastor
"What are you doing in my house...?"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!!?"
"✨I wAnT wAfFlE fRiEs✨"
I'm going to follow Alastor's example and call my tv a bitch every time I see it from now on
pretty sure i should start doing the same with my computer screen
I am insulted, but we already do that
Dude, the fact that 90% of this is lip-synced is crazy. Good Job frrr
“Started from the bottom and somehow managed to get even lower”
-Alastor 2024
Adam, as a bad example, had me dying of laughter
Help I love every time alastor was beefing with a tv. 🔫🙂
This entire video killed me 🤣🤣
The gun gag made me fucking fall-
“No, I will not elaborate, I have no idea what the hell I just said” will now be added to my vocabulary
Niffty: “Why does he have so much soap?”
Alastor: *Severely offended*
My your business Nifty it's my life Damn
@Saintpentious best line 😂
0:34 I loved the Hardstop Lucas reference!!
1:24
That section made made me laugh harder than i thought it would XD
I’m laughing my head off over here! This is too good!
This is why we love Alastor here. Our psychotic little deer boy is just the best
Edit: WHERE’S MY HEART
YES
So this is basically a "Say A Lot Of Things" but as Alastor. XD
dude if this was a try not to laugh challenge I would've instantly lost at 0:55 shooting the tv up while singing the annie song had me dying
😂 This is truly a masterpiece, keep up the good work 👍🏻
"and remember viewets, life goes on."
"Yeah, that's the problem!" 😂
1:17 I felt that in my soul.
Same
Ikr Alastor burned vox just by saying that 😂😂😂
Same
1:25
"Would you like a push?"
"WHA-"
“Cause there not gay!”
Me: “UHH IDK ABOUT THAT”
THEY're not gay... Only Angel is. Husk is pan.
@@AmphibiasHerald true, BUT STILL THEY BOTH LIKE MEN IN SOME SEXUALITY
@@AmphibiasHerald🤓👆
(Every time someone sings some variant of this, my immediate response to it is ‘they’re lesbian’ as a joke.)
@@Alastor__HH wait Al what are you doin here?
“Would you like a push?” Iconic
I can see all the animations just rolling out as we speak.
19 seconds
I am unsettled by how well the dish soap one syncs with the actual scene in the background.
0:37 I hope that 's Husk's voicd for the abridge cause he sounds amazing
Considering my options...
@@Tomotasauce 🤨📸
He has 19 bottles of dish soap because he wants to drop the soap 19 times.
The bones also came from this nice work
Alastor says “I want waffle Fries!”
NO THEIR MINE! 👺
I’ve rewatched this too many times for me to admit and it never ceases to make me laugh
this level of unhinged is what i strive to be
" don't break a person's heart they only have one ❤😢"
"INSTEAD BREAK THEIR BONES THEY 216 OF THE BAD BOYS"
"A sinner broke into my howuse looking for money, so I started looking with him." same
I just love being part of the Hazbin hotel fan group and videos like this make it 100 times better like seriously this video is the best one I saw so far
“I HAVE A CANE SCREW YOU….”
-Alastors famous last words
2:17 "oh wait i wasnt yapping i have a cane screw you"
“How the hell does an id expire, I’m the same person” so true
I’m so going to use that
I GOTTA TELL YOU I AM LOVING THESE BALCONIES. WOULD YOU LIKE A PUSH. HAD ME DEAD YOU ARE SO FUNNY LOVE YOU VIDS
I love how abridged Alastor is so unhinged that it makes his own voice actor break character a couple times