3:25 is actually kinda sad. The doggo clearly wants to play and is showing off his toy; meanwhile, those two are just flopping around on the floor. Dogs want to play, not watch performance art.
As a professional epileptic, I would just like to say I am offended by these rip off performances, and my cat is way more delighted by my presentation.
@@ianjeffery5977 vice has gone downhill but at least they allow people from different political sides to talk. It's not one sided left agenda. I'm not right wing but I believe having a calm talk between the left and right will fix this political war. But yeah vice is pretty shit but not Buzz feed level. Buzz feed 2 is the bbc
“At first I thought it was silly, but the more I thought about it I realized, ‘hey, I can be angry about this!’” 😂😂😂 perfectly summing up our society right now!
Get a bird and make it identify as Christian so you can have them colonize the shit out of your kitchen. Warning though, they are probably going to genocide your fish in search of new spices.
In one of Estonias highly respected literature pieces one character is called Krõõt, but thats an old thing, the name doesnt come up nowdays Also the õõ part should be pronounced as if you are dying and in agony, just like those two are doing on the floor
loved seeing you guys here again! I've been binge watchin all your videos in chronological order and I noticed a different energy here that I totally understand
That Krõõt Jurak girl is just the type of girl that you look at and say "she's been nude for an art performance on stage". So I google it and it turned out to be true.
Why? She's been here for years. Careers are made and ended in all this time and this chick has barely learned to speak in front of a camera. Great job Hila.
I wouldn't feel comfortable with these people acting like this in my house... I'd be paranoid that they'd come back later that night with masks, tie me up, and then torture me to death.
Exactly! If anything, the performers are the smart ones, I would never have guessed there was a market for it but they’ve found their niche and their making it work. Fair play to em
WolfieV1 wtf is ur problem I just informed him that it wasn’t autists and that it was artists, and ur telling me to get loss. Calm down what’s ur problem. I wasn’t offending anyone when I said that. Idk why ur mad at me.
@@martinpew628 if that's what she meant, why even say it? no reason to say it, unless she actually meant the way she said it. which is very likely. back in 2014 their where 5 people that have lived in 3 centuries. now that's something to brag about!
I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest UA-camr of all time. 1...2...3. Btw I have two girlfriends. Thank you for your attention, dear judah
I like that buzz cut ✂️👌
Get you a man that commits to you like Griot commits to that Mushroom Cut
only 6likes oof
:o
You defending the guy who threw you under the bus for the N-word while he sang it along iDubbbz?
Lmao.
PewDiePie Epic
“Who’s 100 years old! Two centuries!”
Guy in the background: “Oh my god...”
I’m dying over here!
its at 8:42 btw. just for anyone reading who's trying to find that moment
6:40
300th like, that's like 6 centuries worth
Bruh she doesn’t even know long a century is
lmfao , cracked me up to.
Man, I miss Ethan’s broccoli assassin haircut.
3 A.M. damn i felt that
What I miss most is the "getting rekt" video series. OG hula kleiners know what I mean.
You mean me? I miss me some ginker gaming cleaning gear
broccoli assassin r/beetlejuicing
Really?
“He’s 100 years old, two centuries!”
I think they mean that if you're born in 1918. You lived both 20th and 21st century.
@@drosera366 I was born in 1995. Couldn't you say the same of me?
@@index3876 Yes you are also a good boy. Whos a god boy ?? Yes you are !
@@1997adnan wut xD
@@drosera366 nah, she's just an idiot. Everyone over the age of 18 has lived in 2 centuries.
when his bowl cut kept getting bigger... you all need to stop I can't be crying at work
That was so unexpected I loved that bit lol
I’m high af and thought I was trippin at first.
same ahahahaha
@@kylehill1314 I love sailing the same boat, I had to double take.
I died when they edited the bowl cut getting bigger.
Same, same
the the guy shaking his head like an uncomfortable micheal scott right after just made it better XD
Blade Kick I was stoned I thought that’s just how it was
i had to take a second look. i thought i was seeing things
Oh i thought that was natural lmao. Like wind blowing underneath it.
He looks like an NPC from Witcher 3.
Oh my god. Spot on. 😂😂😂
This is extremely accurate and the best comment I've ever seen.
Omg yes
looks like my character from dark souls
Kingdom Come Deliverance u mean
Ethan and Hila will never stop being hilarious
Until they started doing podcasts :/
This aged poorly
Daniel Lashbrook so then just don’t watch the podcasts...
Dj Khaled, "The Living Meme" no
😂😂
3:25 is actually kinda sad. The doggo clearly wants to play and is showing off his toy; meanwhile, those two are just flopping around on the floor. Dogs want to play, not watch performance art.
Doggo clearly a Boomer.
Haha yea just throw a ball
Lmao
Poor Doggy seems confused and lonely. This couple make it only worse. They do this crap only for themselves!!
The only haircut more powerful than the bowl cut is the Broccoli Assassin
8:42 A hundred years old, 2 centuries! lol
My God. That guy made this video a meme.
Wow! Some people just lack oxygen for proper brain function..
Lmfao, okay gotta be honest.. Sometimes I do weird shit or look at my dog crazy just to get a reaction out of him. 🤣
Brianna Terese Oh like the way you look in your picture? Makes me feel real weird.
That’s being a good dog mom!
My dude looks like a common peasant from the Witcher 3
Exactly what i think lol
LMAOOOOO.
Ahhhhahaha
Haha best comment I've seen all week!
Nailed it 😂
Oof, I thought the haircut on the thumbnail was photoshopped
Still is
It is
Ace Enzo that isn’t a woosh
Oh no, that shit is real son.
The Woman: *massaging* "A whale"
Me 30 seconds later: "...* A W H A L E ? ?*"
Is that not how your whale feels? 😂
Every time the video said “don’t laugh” it made me laugh more
heifme probably the purpose of it
Love ethans new post apocalyptic 'must reduce the radiation level' buzzcut.
I can imagine him screaming "A SHAVE A DAY KEEPS THE RAD AWAY!!"
As a professional epileptic, I would just like to say I am offended by these rip off performances, and my cat is way more delighted by my presentation.
Haaha
paige glamelin lol
Bruh the guy looks like doofus rick🤣🤣🤣
Holy sheit you right
Vice has really gone downhill. Remember when they had war correspondents? Now we get pet performer interviews!
Exactly what i was thinking...
Who is vice, all I see is Buzzfeed 2
@@ianjeffery5977 vice has gone downhill but at least they allow people from different political sides to talk. It's not one sided left agenda. I'm not right wing but I believe having a calm talk between the left and right will fix this political war. But yeah vice is pretty shit but not Buzz feed level. Buzz feed 2 is the bbc
Old vice was good af but taji and yelp are lit
This vid has a real classic H3H3 feel.
rEAlly
oh you mean not just whining about internet drama.
Ethan looks like a lollipop that fell on the rug.
lmao
Ye if said lollipops had severe schizophrenia and autism.
i actually lol'd
So your saying he looks like a tasty snacc
Lmfao
I’m pretty sure Krõõt is an Estonian name, in case you were wondering.
It is! :)
Stoned-ian?
And I think it's the girl who's named Kroot
Definitely an Estonian name.
No it's Swedish
“At first I thought it was silly, but the more I thought about it I realized, ‘hey, I can be angry about this!’”
😂😂😂 perfectly summing up our society right now!
They looks like an Indie Music duo
So true
Christian Ozorio hey, don't talk like that about Ethan and Hila
I mean they might be and they never got picked up.
They look like characters from a Portlandia sketch
looks looks looks
He looks like a npc from witcher 3
Yeah I remember there is one just like him.
the merchant in lofoten
Ha ha ha!!!!
Gaunter O'Dimm
lost
When she said artists I heard « autists »... lol
This is literally the "Confuse A Cat" sketch from Monty Python
_See you in another couple months._
See you in a podcast
*CLASSIC* H3
Sick take brah
just enjoy a video for once
Jonathan Votta doesnt seem like a overreaction unlike your comment
*REALLY*
Can I get free gamer wipes?
You again
Dudes and dudettes!
Justin Y. V2
How to properly clean your metal computer Reeeeeeaaawllly??!!!
"I don't wanna be a Jew, I don't wanna be a Jew dad"
That had me dead.
Read this right at that moment, laughed too hard as well. I'm ok with being a Jew
YOUR MOM LOOKS EVEN MORE LIKE HILA WHEN SHE WAD YOUNGER
Ok so I did the Bark Mitzvah for my dog but now my cats are identifying as Muslim and they’re fighting over territory in my kitchen, please help
Which is rightfully theirs.
Are they trying to invade the dog?
Get a bird and make it identify as Christian so you can have them colonize the shit out of your kitchen. Warning though, they are probably going to genocide your fish in search of new spices.
spicy
I dont feel safe walking through my kitchen at night anymore
Imagine looking at your new born daughter and just saying
“Ah yes, she looks like a Krõõt”
Swedish people I guess.
In one of Estonias highly respected literature pieces one character is called Krõõt, but thats an old thing, the name doesnt come up nowdays
Also the õõ part should be pronounced as if you are dying and in agony, just like those two are doing on the floor
@@isupposethisismynmw640 Dont you dare put that autistic name on us swedes!
Sounds pretty normal to me if you're from Scandinavia or Netherlands or something.
Haha certainly not in the Netherlands. Sounds like a Swedish Groot to me.
When the buzz cut expands! had me in tears!
loved seeing you guys here again! I've been binge watchin all your videos in chronological order and I noticed a different energy here that I totally understand
I need to start performing for dogs, youtube doesnt make me money
Piss on them Joey!!
The dogs will probably be more entertained than I’ve ever been watching your videos.
Joey Salads is notification squad confirmed.
A wild Joey Salads appears. It's super effective!
just pee in your mouth again. I assume it worked the first time
Bruh Ethan got the Britney Spears buzz cut - leave the man in peace
Ew britney spears is trash period.
First rule of project mayhem is you don't ask questions
Leave ethan alooone
Ethan is trash too
I thought he got cancer.
I think they’re officially back guys
Have they not heard of throwing a ball?
Ethan look like he got fresh out of prison
ExcaliburWolf or a lollipop that fell on a hairy rug
Ye especially after the better help scam
Yeah that’s probably why he didn’t upload for a long period of time.
"I've never seen anyone so depressed to be Jewish before"
Absolutely crying with laughter watching this, great video you guys keep em coming!
Ethan should bark mitzvah shredder that'd be a great video
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With his patents
Did you not watch the last bit lmao
@@calmdown5559 yeah he did do it but I mean like LEGIT with a mfin pastor and a service and everything
My guy Ethan ready to ship off to bootcamp with that haircut
i thought he was a skin head at first.
That Krõõt Jurak girl is just the type of girl that you look at and say "she's been nude for an art performance on stage".
So I google it and it turned out to be true.
Sauce
OMG, I looked. 🤢
OMG, I looked.😋
Sorry what did u google exactly asking for a friend
Kr66t.wordpress
I love it! The old kind of content is back and so am I. Keep it up, proud of ya
0:12 is that pewdiepie 😂
I'm still really impressed by how confident Hila has gotten on camera over the years.
Yeah and she’s even pregnant now. That must make it even harder.
Yeah, pretty sure it was cause of working with the payday team
@@itsmeaspara_gus Lol I get it haven't played payday2 in a while
I'm still really impressed by how people are still really impressed by this and comment about how really impressed they still are.
Why? She's been here for years. Careers are made and ended in all this time and this chick has barely learned to speak in front of a camera. Great job Hila.
Why is there a giant mushroom with a beard and eyes in the thumbnail? He's gazing into my soul.
"Says pink guy"
Omg i see u everywhere! Are u justin Y?
I thought you were talking about Ethan before you said "in the thumbnail."
Ok im tripping balls right now and i thought it was just me...
Also these people dont seem weird at all right now
Watching all h3h3 vids well stuck In quarantine ❤️
Showed my grandma this video and she died laughing when the lady said "pets have too much spare time".
I wouldn't feel comfortable with these people acting like this in my house... I'd be paranoid that they'd come back later that night with masks, tie me up, and then torture me to death.
john papple by performing for you with your eyes taped open.
Just embrace the purge.
You're right, I would never invite Ethan and Hila.... don't trust them at all.
Imagine having a regular haircut.
This post was made by bowl cut gang
Imagine enjoying this meme in November 2018.
; )
Ethan looks like he just came out of prison and now can make videos again.
@@_theeb THE MEME WAS MADE LIKE A MONTH AGO
STOP SAYING EVERY MEME IS DEAD
@@Aryzo That meme is totally dead. It stopped being funny less than a week after it was said.
This post was made by Ethan's haircut.
I like that commitment to that buzz cut
That dead vacant stare, bowl cut, leopard print t shirt and homeless guy beard combo is just, impeccable. Beautiful. Inspirational.
That's not a bowl cut, that's a mushroom cut.
Now that I see it, dude looks like a mushroom in the thumbnail
In his defense, he may have a bad haircut but I'm sure he's a really fungi.
@@pauljohnson7548 Are you a dad?
Paul Johnson
Dadd
Broccoli cut
The performers are not the crazy ones, it's the dog owners buying their services.
both
I think they're more curious about what these nutjobs mean by "pet performers"
Exactly! If anything, the performers are the smart ones, I would never have guessed there was a market for it but they’ve found their niche and their making it work. Fair play to em
You have a point
TO be fair, I would totally get high and spend a couple dozen bucks watching two random weirdos roll on the floor with my dog.
This whole video was gold!!!
It's weird to me how they are performing for pets but also calling them "it"
Next level - performing for trees/rocks/sky/door/etc.
I love that he says that the pets can't clap to show their appreciation, ignoring the fact the pets also can't boo or tell them to stop.
Omg
9:50 why is she wearing a jean security tag as a earring lmfao
LMAO
They look like dog bones
I thought it was a livestock ear tag when I saw it.
Maga brother
What an icon 🙌🏼
Oh my God when you made his bowl cut get bigger I was balling😂😂 nice edit!!
This was probably the funniest video I’ve ever seen 😂😂
That man's bowl cut is better than an actual bowl. I'd like to detatch it from his head and eat some hearty stew from it.
Think you meant Hairty
kill me
Congratulations good sir! Currently the best comment on this video!
Cray Outdoors why’d I read this with a Dwight schrute voice
I’d really love a Shabbat cholent.
Joshua K make sure to buy merch fellow human
1:09 _"two autists"_ couldn't have said it better myself.
Joe H amazing, but 1:10 is better
miniZergling it says artists not autists. Lol
@@MajinJustin872 leave this page and never come back.
lol... aww
WolfieV1 wtf is ur problem I just informed him that it wasn’t autists and that it was artists, and ur telling me to get loss. Calm down what’s ur problem. I wasn’t offending anyone when I said that. Idk why ur mad at me.
1:29 The dog won’t even be in the same room as them!!!! 😂😂😂 OMG I’m dying!!!!
Bahahaha Ethan you had us rolllllin again
Love y’all
When you're an animal and can't communicate that you're cringing.
These poor animals.
@@tiffanysimkins1301 seriously... Poor doggos :(
8:43 "...who is 100 years old, 2 centuries!" I think your math is off just a little bit there ma'm
means hes been alive through 2 different centuries
martin pew im 20 and I've been alive in two different centuries
@@guylevy3129 and two different milleniums ;)
"uhh.. right?"
@@martinpew628 if that's what she meant, why even say it? no reason to say it, unless she actually meant the way she said it. which is very likely. back in 2014 their where 5 people that have lived in 3 centuries. now that's something to brag about!
Went as far as "stinky pubes" and I'm done!! 😂😂
Love that you got the goof of the day back, thanks
When Ethan roasts the guy's hair I just look at Ethan's head
PieNinjaProductions That is clearly a man filled with the jealous rage of not having such a fresh, slick, juicy and thicc bowl cut.
Simon András Péter look who’s talking receding hairline headass
W01verine woah woah that was mean, take it back
I can't help but think that this guy is the reason Ethan tried cutting his hair. I really hope they upload the fac reel of that.
Tbh, Ethan has really good hair for the cut he has now.
Whoa an upload papa bless!
Also congratulations on being future parents.
🙏
Well the child will probably have tourettes so...
@@allidoiscry4119 So?
I'd love my child regardless of any problems they may have.
I love Hila's fashion so much, it makes sense why she's so frickin good at designing clothes heck
Please Ethan keep doing these kind of video your comments are gold lmao
I'm getting the weirdest sense of deja vu right now.
There was a viral video about these two performers made by some other channel ...
Me too, it reminds me when I used to play with my cat when I was 5. These are basically just pet sitters who play with the pets all day.
Der Werwolf 93 me too wtf
i've been in this space before
Happy 2014 everyone,
Deja fcking vu.
Why aren't they talking about the girl on the floor that knows what a whale feels like? 😂
This comment is a beacon of hope
you guys are honestly my favourite couple on the internet. all the best to u both :)
This is one of the funniest videos you’ve done in a while
This couple 100% has someone chained in their basement.
...Calling it now.
Jaseeka Rawr elaborate 😂
Or something
Onision?
They're the Gen Y equivalent of the home school creep family that chained their kids. Same bad hair styles even. Don't let them procreate
I thought you were talking about Ethan and Hila 😂
6:38 ..are you sure you're really going to perform for whales?
XD didnt even question it...
Brodutcs what in the actual hell are you videoes man :DDD?
that would actually be bpretty hardcore
They should try perform for lions
All Ethan has to do is go swimming with all his fupa
me: mom, can we have a dog?
mom: no, we have dogs at home.
dogs at home:
"Never go full bowl "
Ethan 2019
Seriously what the hell. This is why aliens don’t speak to us.
Is that why cats and dogs don't speak🤔
I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest UA-camr of all time. 1...2...3. Btw I have two girlfriends. Thank you for your attention, dear judah
Didnt know Aliens could speak english!
We have degraded heavily
FFS dont give the aliens any ideas... or they will send their version of pet performers for us
"Who was a 100 years old TWO CENTURIES" 8:44
There have been people who have lived in three different centuries.
dog years
@@AnorexicShark not dog years, just the 20th and the 21th century
Big whoop. I lived in two millennia.
This could've feasibly been filmed in 1999 and he was born in 1899. Or you could say two centuries for pretty much every adult alive, technically.
🤣🤣🤣wee shredders reaction cracks me tf up
I just screamed with joy over shredder becoming a man 😂😂
this video made me believe anyone in the world will find a partner no matter how weird you are.
I am proof that that is false
This video made me realize that im gonna die alone EXTRA VIRGIN.
This video made me wonder if the reason I cannot get a GF is am I too weird? Or not weird enough?
Is this that podcast guy? Man I didn’t know he had a channel.
Edit: Jesus Christ our lord & Saviour I got a heart from Uncle Ethan
Funny dude.
Oof
Oh shit I forgot being early got you huge likes
Lol
HA a goof and a gaff
This is what I’ve been missing. Thanks for reviving the old content.
I was feeling reminiscent and searched up h3h3 and was very smexited to see this video, great job ethan (and hila) keep it up [+]
Words cannot express how happy I am to see a new H3H3 video. Feels good, just like old times. Keep it up, proud of you!
L
Great moves
You'll see another one in a month don't worry about it
*I am Krõõt*
功夫肯尼 underrated comment
Krœt
功夫肯尼 god
*WE* are Krōōt.
@@spooplegeist5260 *Krõõt
Inflating the bowl cut killed me
Mad editing skill bruv, love it beech!
“Is that a stroke or a performance?”
BOTH
Boffem
The answer was yes.
Aren't pet performers just furries without the costume?
A poor mans furry
noooope.
Only the cringier fringe furries.
Furries are somehow less weird
... Yes.
Oh, I totally missed this video. This is nuts. Lmao.
thats high fashion!! I love it🤣