Bill Burr Zombies, Shotties & Spread - WAY TOO RELATABLE!!! - BLACK COUPLE REACTS

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  • @DowntunedDevil
    @DowntunedDevil Місяць тому +29

    " You might need it while you poopin" is the best thing I've heard all week! 😂😂😂

    • @briandoornink7597
      @briandoornink7597 Місяць тому +1

      that was a rule in the movie Zombieland! (Kind of)

  • @briandyer713
    @briandyer713 Місяць тому +24

    Wise words stay ready so you ain’t gotta get ready 😂😂😂

  • @immortaltyger1569
    @immortaltyger1569 Місяць тому +19

    Bitty, you have the best eyeroll on the internet. LOL.

  • @franko2348
    @franko2348 Місяць тому +33

    Best eyeroll EVER! We all understood that one... LOL

  • @marcalma11
    @marcalma11 Місяць тому +17

    "Like Pac in Juice" had me rolling🤣

  • @MattHunX
    @MattHunX Місяць тому +7

    "He's IN the living room!!" Best line.

    • @derektaylor2859
      @derektaylor2859 Місяць тому

      True but Idk why he's worried about getting a scope when he's about to shoot someone at point blank range . Lol still funny though I love bill

  • @Lord.Derkington
    @Lord.Derkington Місяць тому +8

    6:33 you know damn well thats a “dont get any ideas” look😭😭😭😭

  • @ImaCatMaia
    @ImaCatMaia Місяць тому +19

    He's said that his "women's voice" is what he remembers his mother's voice sounding like when he was a kid.

  • @Fleezy81
    @Fleezy81 Місяць тому +22

    Don't forget Bill Burrs SNL monologue!!

    • @MunfuBitty
      @MunfuBitty  Місяць тому +3

      Blocked fam lol

    • @sunnyj210
      @sunnyj210 Місяць тому +3

      The white ladies struck again. Probably the same one that came at me in another comment section bc According to her as a white lady myself, I should be OUTRAGED bc he was talking about me. I said no, not ME,but clearly, he's talking about YOU. Way to prove a point immediately, Karen!!😂😂
      I was insinuating that the white ladies had it blocked if i wasn't clear...lol🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @H0VA
      @H0VA Місяць тому +1

      @@sunnyj210Naw its just NBC being NBC

    • @Fleezy81
      @Fleezy81 Місяць тому

      @@MunfuBitty BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿

  • @arthurd6495
    @arthurd6495 Місяць тому +7

    "you might need it while you poopin"
    for real!

  • @sparkynate91
    @sparkynate91 Місяць тому +9

    You "allegedly" can't walk 10ft in my home without being able to grab a "piece". But "sadly" I took them all out on my boat last summer and my boat "sunk"....

    • @shure81
      @shure81 Місяць тому +1

      Sorry to hear about this tragic accident :(

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis 26 днів тому +1

    Gun in the bathroom is legit, you’re the most vulnerable there

  • @jamesknox7171
    @jamesknox7171 Місяць тому +8

    Bitty has a shotgun? Now I know I love her!

    • @MunfuBitty
      @MunfuBitty  Місяць тому +5

      Lmaoo she probably has more guns than me while she talking 😂😂😂

  • @pattaccone5347
    @pattaccone5347 Місяць тому +5

    9:45 LMFAO
    Just let me get out the way before you shoot 😂😂😂

  • @brianhagge3225
    @brianhagge3225 Місяць тому +6

    Bro,I’m dying here 😂😂😂 Going along with this topic. You guys need to react to Jim Jeffries Gun Control and Millenials. But all his stuff. He’s right there with Bill Burr and Ralphie May.

    • @paulsexton1780
      @paulsexton1780 Місяць тому +1

      Until he heard the cash register cha-chings ringing in his ears from the US anti-gunners he was funny AF. He hasn't been as funny since.

  • @jaycashtube
    @jaycashtube Місяць тому +3

    Dude making a badass Juice reference WITH the quote.

  • @johnpittman4341
    @johnpittman4341 Місяць тому +1

    The spread lmao 🤣😂

  • @iambecomepaul
    @iambecomepaul Місяць тому +2

    Bitty cracks me up when she’s rolling her eyes 😅

  • @skipperjenkins7651
    @skipperjenkins7651 Місяць тому +3

    I'm with Munfu, I got 20 guns and I ain't got enough 😅

  • @mb8132
    @mb8132 Місяць тому +2

    Bill is a good example that some comedians make good actors

    • @johnsmith-cw3wo
      @johnsmith-cw3wo Місяць тому

      Seinfeld is a good example you don't even have to be good at acting to have success.

  • @Daxtarr1
    @Daxtarr1 Місяць тому +1

    "You might need it while you're pooping" is the funniest thing I've hear all month.

  • @JoshMowery-420
    @JoshMowery-420 Місяць тому +1

    "A gun fo da boot." The oh my god someone killed Rahim😂😂
    😂

  • @cluelesssoldier
    @cluelesssoldier Місяць тому +1

    "You gotta be careful where you sit, in our house" had me rolling.

  • @SP-uh3cl
    @SP-uh3cl Місяць тому +1

    Lmao. Just got my first boot gun. Amazon had a nice comfortable ankle holster. He deserves it Bitty!

  • @RCROX
    @RCROX 29 днів тому +1

    It's got a good spread!

  • @D0nut42
    @D0nut42 Місяць тому +1

    It's gotta good spread!

  • @hardtimes1267
    @hardtimes1267 27 днів тому

    Baby girl, you gotta always be prepared.

  • @TonyBongtana
    @TonyBongtana Місяць тому

    A GUN FO DA BOOT 🥾😂😂😂😂

  • @LivinMyJeffLife
    @LivinMyJeffLife Місяць тому +1

    This is the one that I was trying to remember to suggest! This special might be the first Bill Burr thing I ever saw😂 "He's in the Living Room!"😂

  • @MrPingn
    @MrPingn Місяць тому +1

    A poopin gun is important. Two of the most vulnerable places to be in at home. The bathroom (toilet/shower) and in bed. When Murphy shows up to enforce his law. I don't want to be caught with my pants literally down and unable to fight back.

  • @jstnrbsn
    @jstnrbsn Місяць тому +1

    The second I read "SPREEEAD!" in the title I read it in his voice and I couldn't click fast enough!!!😂😂

  • @user-fg7jh3jq9b
    @user-fg7jh3jq9b Місяць тому +1

    Made the mistake of watching the news😕Thanks for the laughs ❤😂

  • @dezrttortis3697
    @dezrttortis3697 Місяць тому +1

    Did i hear that right?...a 15 Gauge shotty...😁....😂. (7:19)

  • @mannitov2644
    @mannitov2644 Місяць тому +5

    Love this billium classic ❤

  • @skylarhunt-mundy632
    @skylarhunt-mundy632 Місяць тому +1

    My boy look like a wide version of Joyner!😂🤣 I be talking about Lucas tho🫡

  • @AkTaSbOy
    @AkTaSbOy Місяць тому +1

    Love y'all!

  • @RyanRichardsToby
    @RyanRichardsToby Місяць тому +1

    You've never been in a small arms firefight. Says me. USMC. Having said that, this is an amazing reaction to an amazing video. LOLZ.

  • @frankmartell2063
    @frankmartell2063 Місяць тому

    You can not dig a hole but the people are friendly

  • @Thanos1908
    @Thanos1908 Місяць тому +1

    Its got a good spread..

  • @jimparis5073
    @jimparis5073 Місяць тому

    Not bishops boot gun ☠️😂

  • @ryanmathison3608
    @ryanmathison3608 Місяць тому +1

    First time I’ve ever noticed the ceiling fan but I can definitely hear it spinning overhead. Sounds like you’re flying in a Cessna.

    • @MunfuBitty
      @MunfuBitty  Місяць тому +3

      Lmaooo yea man my bad 😂😂 it’s normally not on but we live in Vegas and it’s getting bout that time ahahahah

  • @Mercenaries3
    @Mercenaries3 Місяць тому

    Good come back on “Wait to shoot till I am out the way the spread the spread.”

  • @drewcliff82
    @drewcliff82 Місяць тому

    Ok Munfu, you got the juice now.

  • @martymartinez737
    @martymartinez737 Місяць тому

    My niece was in the Air Force, and she always carried a gun in her purse, another gun in her kitchen, another gun under her couch, and one more gun in her bedroom.
    You don't want to fuck with her!

  • @eddiegosik8739
    @eddiegosik8739 Місяць тому +1

    I'm TELLIN' Y'all...
    ANTHONY JESELNEK! It will take a 1/2 hr for you to pick yo jaw off the floor!

  • @zintek123
    @zintek123 Місяць тому

    i just realized my guy got the same boots in different colors XD

  • @joelmurphy6175
    @joelmurphy6175 Місяць тому

    West Side!!! I miss LA so much…

  • @ice-iu3vv
    @ice-iu3vv Місяць тому

    this cut off before he got to the part about thinking that a .22 was the answer, because its the only firearm that usually wont hurt the ears when fired without ear-protection. nobody will be using ear-protection in a home invasion emergency.

  • @graysonjd5624
    @graysonjd5624 Місяць тому

    Personally I think Bitty needs a 4 bore, cause you won’t need to scramble for parts, just evaporate em through your walls!

  • @stevenetherington1079
    @stevenetherington1079 Місяць тому

    Don’t forget to get one for filling gas up bro, stash it under the wheel arch never be too careful 😂

  • @stephenjohn7473
    @stephenjohn7473 Місяць тому

    12 gauge pump…you ain’t got a problem no more!
    You guys gotta react to Dave Chapelle getting a gun

  • @larryhunter7368
    @larryhunter7368 Місяць тому

    My shotgun came from a police auction - our local dept used to have a shotgun between the front seats - it was shorter than a usual shotgun for that reason - it kicks like a mule but man is it fun to shoot.

  • @Mrmccarthyhuh
    @Mrmccarthyhuh Місяць тому

    need to check out bill burr's show F is for Family

  • @codyb5327
    @codyb5327 Місяць тому +1

    I used to live on a farm and shot armor piercing incendiary rounds, dragons breath a .50 Beowulf and a cannon, yeah you can have a cannon and a flamethrower legally, I shot a lil last weekend bigass lever action in a cartridge I’ve never even heard of.

  • @Bancboyz925
    @Bancboyz925 Місяць тому

    Got get him a 👢 blinky

  • @Jawknee007
    @Jawknee007 Місяць тому

    6:40 Hun LISTEN you can NEVER have too many GUNS. NEVER! (or ammo)

  • @tattoodude8946
    @tattoodude8946 Місяць тому

    The thing that makes this bit even funnier is that was how he started the show - "I wanna get a gun!"

  • @KellenVance
    @KellenVance Місяць тому

    Would love to see a gun tour 😂

    • @laudanum669
      @laudanum669 29 днів тому

      Not a good idea, never show or post pictures of your guns. Then people know what you have and might be tempted to break into your house when you are gone and steal them. Plus you don't want the government knowing what guns you might have.

  • @ZolotoyPhoenix
    @ZolotoyPhoenix Місяць тому

    “It’s got a good spreaaaaad”

  • @chancemeyers8502
    @chancemeyers8502 Місяць тому

    Fuck Netflix man. Saw the vudeo before that. Great reaction. Keep up the awesome vibes Munfu and Bitty ❤

  • @kalelson8861
    @kalelson8861 Місяць тому

    Took you long enough but hey yall got a good spread😂

  • @mitchellm5855
    @mitchellm5855 Місяць тому

    Nah foreal i need a cartoon merch shirt with him john wickin it and her yelling get down with the shorty shotty lol that whole scenario yall made was funny lol just let me get out the way lmao aint thrying to get these cheecks peppered lol

  • @willblood7082
    @willblood7082 Місяць тому

    He’s right, I have guns in every room in my house, and yes in the bathrooms as well. You never know when or where a bad guy is going to come from, they don’t book appointments with you.

  • @stoicoutrider2788
    @stoicoutrider2788 Місяць тому

    I keep the shotty cruiser ready.

  • @trishferris7355
    @trishferris7355 Місяць тому

    I love the way Bitty looked at you. Only thing worse than someone who doesn't know you is someone who does.

  • @robertcook9253
    @robertcook9253 Місяць тому

    You guys gotta react to Jim Jeffries Gun Control Part 1 & 2. Classic!!!

  • @markofisaiah1449
    @markofisaiah1449 Місяць тому

    8:42 sound like Michael Corleone at the restaurant

  • @Ongargis
    @Ongargis Місяць тому +1

    Get a Bersa for the boot.

  • @kaecake9575
    @kaecake9575 Місяць тому

    I'm not going to lie.
    Call of Duty and GTA San Andreas made me learn about 🔫's

  • @sf0tacticalguy
    @sf0tacticalguy Місяць тому

    Be Prepared or Be Surprised.

  • @lacebolla5059
    @lacebolla5059 Місяць тому

    Gurl, you dont need to worry bout that... Your man all the way correct. Gotta keep one every place you be at in the house. Mfs will get you no matter where you at, or they gunna try...even when you poopin.

  • @deyeneicowilliams8218
    @deyeneicowilliams8218 Місяць тому

    I feel like I personally made this reaction happen. Now I’m just waiting for those Ali Siddiq reactions and I’ll really feel like I’m making a difference in the world lol

  • @thundacracka77
    @thundacracka77 Місяць тому +1

    Bitty, gun safe in the shower!

  • @nerdpocalypse5004
    @nerdpocalypse5004 Місяць тому

    You got to watch How Bert Kreischer Got His Guns Without The Paperwork

  • @JRABBITTT
    @JRABBITTT Місяць тому

    Try TK Kirkland "Who Raised You"

  • @TerellHayward
    @TerellHayward Місяць тому

    Yall should check out Ralph Barbosa - First time in texas

  • @tdp78_RHF
    @tdp78_RHF Місяць тому +1

    15 gauge shotgun??

  • @TheCre88tor
    @TheCre88tor Місяць тому

    If y'all like Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle, y'all might like Neal Brennan! He's the co-creator of Chappelle's Show and Half Baked. He got three specials, two of em on Netflix. My favorite one is his first one "Women and Black Dudes" where he made (personal) history lol

  • @91GT347
    @91GT347 Місяць тому

    That accent could pass, except to people with an actual Southern accent. Lol

  • @Steve0272.
    @Steve0272. Місяць тому

    if you are getting robbed and have a gun chances are the intruder will look for ALL the other guns you got hiding all over the place , you just have to hope your in the room with the best gun and he's not lol

  • @CodeineSkeeter
    @CodeineSkeeter Місяць тому

    I had a monseberge never even got the chance to take it to the range
    Replaced it with a diff gun but i really want another monsberge that is one of the sexiest shotguns ive ever owned
    Theirs a gun in every room in my house

  • @cwojtek1
    @cwojtek1 Місяць тому

    pls try Bill Burr: Population Management :D

  • @ali-sami9722
    @ali-sami9722 Місяць тому

    You guys should watch Jim Jefferies - Gun control part 1&2

  • @VangaurdNZ
    @VangaurdNZ Місяць тому

    Oh man, if you guys liked that one from Bill Burr the goat, you GOT to check out and react to Jim Jefferies "Gun Control" , it's a classic !!

  • @jamesbeardslee3903
    @jamesbeardslee3903 Місяць тому +1

    Awesome ❤️

  • @fandalorian49
    @fandalorian49 Місяць тому

    My wife was against guns until my son was born , then she told me to get one.

  • @billwell9266
    @billwell9266 Місяць тому

    9:20 You guys should watch some videos of Lena Miculek and her dad Jerry ... they're two of the best gun people in the world

  • @davidblack7744
    @davidblack7744 Місяць тому

    I was wondering.
    If I was trippin.
    About.
    The second upload of mcdonald's and fat people video lol

  • @ImaCatMaia
    @ImaCatMaia Місяць тому +2

    You've got to see Kevin Hart's "Gun Compartment" bit. It's so funny that even he has a hard time getting through it because he laughs so much 😂

  • @odemusvonkilhausen
    @odemusvonkilhausen Місяць тому

    7:02 Riverside, motherf***er...

  • @sergi0YT
    @sergi0YT Місяць тому

    Did you see Jim Jeffries on Gun Control?

  • @leeleevalentine3898
    @leeleevalentine3898 Місяць тому

    In Canada we have no guns. Whole country is definitely getting eaten when the first horde arrives 🧟 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️

    • @jabreck1934
      @jabreck1934 19 днів тому

      Lacrosse stick provides indirect fire capabilities.
      It’s like a mobile, silent catapult.
      You don’t even have to expose yourself to use it.
      “ improvised Devices” can be thrown 50 yards!👍
      (i’m serious, it’s part of my toolbox)

  • @oDv.
    @oDv. Місяць тому

    "Bill Burr of the burrest kind." ~ Munfu & Bitty. My first gun was a shotty, I was eight. Killed meh' a coyot' on my grandpa's ranch in Mexico. Hey, they'd come down the ⛰️ eat our 🐔🐔. Him n my uncle taught me, great bonding.

  • @BananaHams
    @BananaHams Місяць тому

    I can't remember if you guys watched Jim Jefferies, but you should. His gun control is fire. Got to see him live, and he is awesome

  • @immersion24
    @immersion24 Місяць тому

    have u two reacted to Bill arguing with his wife about Elvis?

  • @joenewman6494
    @joenewman6494 18 днів тому

    Bitty did you say you have a 15 gauge 🤔

  • @thecatalyst84
    @thecatalyst84 Місяць тому

    lol @ surgical summer

  • @samesamv1472
    @samesamv1472 Місяць тому

    LA had its time. It's donezo at this point

  • @dale3219
    @dale3219 Місяць тому

    I have a gun in at least 5 rooms in my house 😊. Some rooms more than 1.😮. I also sleep with 1.

  • @Serjio9
    @Serjio9 13 днів тому

    LoL, guns are definitely legal, just not open carry. Concealed and for self defense is all good here. The water thing was to conserve water when we were in a drought. Cali doing real good now that all the lakes are up and all the surrounding states freaking out trying to get a piece of our water now that they drying out and didn't have a water preservation plan. We live in a highly agricultural area that needs a ton of water to keep things rolling and we practically a desert too. So Cali actually doing really good on that end. Just an FYI. All good tho.