Calling EN girls while they sleep. Ina: Answers politely. Amelia: Answers angrily Gura: Doesn't answer. Calli: Is passed out next to empty wine bottles. Kiara: Doesn't sleep.
Takodachis : We declare war! KFP : Then come at- wait, why are you guys sleeping and eating cookies? Takodachis : We just declare, we didn't say we will do it right away
KFP: do you got milk? Takodachi: yeah... *lifts blanket cover.* KFP: hops in, snuggles in warmth and yawns... "yeah we'll prepare our defenses later." Both: *takes remote and turns on Hololive on the big screen* UUUWWW NYAAA stretching~~~~~~ ^_^
Lmao Tenchou lecturing Ina on how to control the takodachis really shows who's the real cult leader. Also her perfect response "you think I WANT more work in my life?!" It's always gold when someone calls Ina 🤣
10chou's the CEO and a busy businesswoman, of course she'd know how to control and organize people. And quit saying this is a cult or we'll have to sue you for slander
To be fair, Mama Ina is not wrong. We'll probably sleep and not show up to the war. Error: /#÷@%&٪‰ The owner of this profile is unavailable due to relocation orders until the trial. If you have any questions or concerns regarding this user, contact Tentacult management. Direct contact to the Relocation Department is not advised. Sincerely ~Relocation Department.
I can already picture it. Takodachis and the Chimkens engaging in an all out brawl in the artsyle of Fist of The Norrh Star. Chairs flying, sticks swinging, explosions and debris everywhere, and multiple casualties. We then pan over to Kiara and Ina holding plate of cookies as they see a lone Tako and Chimken just doing chuuni poses and occasionally just lightly slapping each other.
@@pabloruizvera6196 The delusions that my mind is producing are mearly the effects of me suffering through the flu and the effects nyquil. But yeah I thought of the same pikachu scene as well.
If Kiara actually was any good at handling her KFP employees she wouldn't need to Usual Room 95% of them. Also if I asked where Jim went and the 2 options were "The Usual Room" and "Don't worry about it" I know which one is scarier.
Haachama knew of the civil war that occurred and seeing that as an opportunity, she'll be easily able to conquer the EN server easily... divide and conquer... haha just a little head canon here
The Takos will continue to claw at the walls of KFP unless we strike them down. Beneath the ruins of the Cosmodrome in the shadow of an old colony ship we've located the rogue Tako house of devils lair and the high commander feeding them their strength. We must destroy this leader, and send their souls screaming back to Calli.
If there's a Tako dead, we would all go to war. After the costumary noon nap. And it's noon somewhere in the world all the time. So it might take a while. XD
Whether we wanted it or not. We stepped into a war with Takodachis in Hololive. So let's get to taking out their command one by one. Valus Squiggly Mustache. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Takos from an imperial base outside of KFP. He is well protected, but with the right team we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on KFP.
Ninomae Ina'nis. From what I can gather, she commands the Takodachis from an eldritch fortress just outside the Void. She's well protected. But with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this octopus out, and break their grip on KFP.
Takos are always ready for WAR! It's just that after the gesture drawing practice it's good to calm down with a nice chai tea, then ofc you're gonna want to watch your favorite ina VODs, and after that it's always a good idea to relax in the bath for an hour or two...
Deadbeats just pulling up lawn chairs and popcorn. Soon, the chimkins and takos will cross the Styx and her power grows. Deadbeats lurking now Deadbeats lurking now Deadbeats lurking now
I knew it, the great vtuber war that was foretold is commencing. So this eventually ends up leading to that bad ass anime short of dark Ina taking on calli, gura,watson,and kiara. this is the origin story lol.
Ina says a Takodachi went rogue. Ina now has a Takodachi cup she claims was soulless, so it's fine. I'm so glad my only braincell can't put two and two together. ::Happy Takodachi cookie eating noises::
Ina: "Sure, I will give you a choice, live with your own consequences rogue agent" Abandons takodachi Kiara: "Chickens, you follow me. This aint no democracy"
Kronii and Mumei duking out in Bunkeronii recently, Haachama declaring an EN server war, and now a -cult- Gang war between the Takodachis and KFP employees. The new year is gearing up it seems
and while this infighting within the armies of HoloMyth is happening, a certain *GodChama* has announced her Declaration of WAR on the EN Server. Holy Matsuri.
Conspiracy Theory time. Layer 1: When Ina isn't working, she's asleep. no food, no interactions, nothing. Layer 2: Therefore we can infer that Ina is an automaton at the very least. At most she's a highly sophisticated android. Layer 3: The Ancient Ones have teamed up with Skynet.
War. War never changes. Kiara and Ina talks war and peace Also Kiara; 🎶I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every night and day. Spread my *arms* and fly away🎶 3:08 So... So true. Bunch of wimpy contact sport players.
Takodachis: wait we have a relocation department? Ina: Always had one... (Takos in Black suits and shades surround and apprehend the curious Takos and Neuralizes them)
Me sorprende que Ina sepa tanto de fútbol😂 justamente es lo que hace la mayoría de jugadores (para sacar ventaja o una tarjeta amarilla/roja) Espero futuras charlas/menciones sobre fútbol de Ina 😁
Ina claiming that they all just sleep and do nothing. Such is the nature of the Ancient Ones, the Dream of Creation. Because if Ina and the Takodachis wake up, oh boy... you do not want to be around an awakened Eldritch Horror when it wakes up.
That one Takodachi: Declares war, proceeds to do nothing. KFP chimkins: STATUS REPORT! THEY HAVE WIPED OUT 45% OF ARMY TENCHOU! WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS! They're dropping like flies!
3:44 This is why I'm a Takodachi and not a KFP employee. So tired to be slaves in the real world so we seek the comfyness and love of one of the most lovely girl of hololive, the one, the unique, the priest of the ancient one, Ninomae Ina'nis!!! 💜💜💜
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Calling EN girls while they sleep.
Ina: Answers politely.
Amelia: Answers angrily
Gura: Doesn't answer.
Calli: Is passed out next to empty wine bottles.
Kiara: Doesn't sleep.
Love this comment :)
This is pretty accurate
Takodachis : We declare war!
KFP : Then come at- wait, why are you guys sleeping and eating cookies?
Takodachis : We just declare, we didn't say we will do it right away
See also England circa 1939.
KFP: do you got milk?
Takodachi: yeah... *lifts blanket cover.*
KFP: hops in, snuggles in warmth and yawns... "yeah we'll prepare our defenses later."
Both: *takes remote and turns on Hololive on the big screen* UUUWWW NYAAA stretching~~~~~~ ^_^
Best resume of the situation :))
Exactly
Welcome to the sitzkrieg.
Love how Kiara was t-posing the whole time to assert dominance
Technically Y-posing
@@fellipepessoa1685 Y- not?
@@sweepberry2800 lol
@@sweepberry2800 fuck you for that lmao
@@sweepberry2800 noooooooooooooooo(yes)ooooooooo
0:27 "EAT THEIR COOKIES"
Damn, KFP is ready to commit war crimes already
Peko approves
Takodachi's never die; we just go missing in action.
Dying suggests we had a life to lose in the first place
@@ZoeyMari you don't get it, its a reference.
Master Takodachi, what do you think you are doing over KFP territory?
@@frostnero1337 sir finishing this meal.
Ah, SparTakos
Lmao Tenchou lecturing Ina on how to control the takodachis really shows who's the real cult leader. Also her perfect response "you think I WANT more work in my life?!"
It's always gold when someone calls Ina 🤣
Kiara becoming the next sofia lamb
10chou's the CEO and a busy businesswoman, of course she'd know how to control and organize people. And quit saying this is a cult or we'll have to sue you for slander
lol your name
@@bruhhh3018 really? Swearing Pun?
@@synthzu712 yeah lol
takodachis: WE DECLARE WAR
also takodachis: wait no that's hard
We declare war!
Eventually!
@@eddster1987 Possibly!
@@BradTheDead in a miniscule possibility!
@@aivenysfel2531 Nah ! We'll do it tomorrow...
@@Dolarock Feels like it would be too cold tomorrow, maybe next month?
This is how Holomyth ends. Not with a bang, but with a nap
I'll drink to that!!! Happy New Year!!!
*snuggles into heated blanket.* ^_^
Kiara be like "peace through tryanny", while Ina is just "peace through... peace"
More than once I posited that Kiara was a Decepticon. This is further proof.
Considering Ina's goal of World DomINAtion, I'd argue Ina's is "tyranny through peace." XD
Peace through being too lazy to do any tyrannizing.
PEACE THROUGH POWER!
Chat went from 0 to 100% ready for war in about 10 seconds
Big missed opportunity. They would have punished Kiara for all her crimes.
Kiara : any casualties?
Chat : *I'm dead inside*
Takotori is great.
And I love how chat played along.
I love the editing. The pictures of Ina fits perfectly. Nice work.
Haachama while preparing war on all of HoloEN: *Let Them Fight.*
Civil war
As a Takodachi, I will fight for the rebellion! After a long nap zzz
humu
And woke up forgetting everything
Humu humu
To be fair, Mama Ina is not wrong. We'll probably sleep and not show up to the war.
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Ey, you started the war, so get in there AND HAVE A NICE SLEEP, SOLDIER! o7
Wait, that whole operation was your idea!
If the general was sleeping, then who we're gonna follow right?
@@idkmyname3787 You follow the general to sleep
You're just looking for an external source of bonks, aren't you?
Ina : I will conquer the world BUT! I never said that I will directly involve in it
Takodachis : Works for us!
I can already picture it. Takodachis and the Chimkens engaging in an all out brawl in the artsyle of Fist of The Norrh Star. Chairs flying, sticks swinging, explosions and debris everywhere, and multiple casualties. We then pan over to Kiara and Ina holding plate of cookies as they see a lone Tako and Chimken just doing chuuni poses and occasionally just lightly slapping each other.
I would love to see some fanarts for this! XD
That sure is some imagination, huh? I can only picture Takos and Chickens lightly slapping each other ala Pikachu in the Mewtwo movie.
@@pabloruizvera6196 The delusions that my mind is producing are mearly the effects of me suffering through the flu and the effects nyquil. But yeah I thought of the same pikachu scene as well.
I love it
"8-8 is 0 Ina, stop asking me math questions now" i fucking died. i love kiara lmfaooooooo
That was my favorite too, I lost it during that part of the stream 😁
🤣🤣🤣😅
Gura must've asked and Ina was too sleepy to answer.
Talk about dense protagonist am I right
I'm ashamed nobody said 'The plot chickens'. Specially with Ina being involved.
There was someone who said it in the chat lol
@@AAknows783 I stand corrected.
perfect pfp for such a comment
@@FizzieWebb Thank you your Highness.
@@FizzieWebb I was gonna comment exactly that
The "I'm dead inside." comment killed me. Hahahaha
"8-8 is zero, stop asking me math questions" LMAO
"Don't worry about it" became the most common catchphrase of Ina recently XD
If Kiara actually was any good at handling her KFP employees she wouldn't need to Usual Room 95% of them. Also if I asked where Jim went and the 2 options were "The Usual Room" and "Don't worry about it" I know which one is scarier.
It's probably a "Don't worry about it, he's just in the Usual Room"
I would rather wage war than go to usual room
Kronii’s EN civil war is expanding meanwhile Haachama is preparing to conquer the EN serba.
Haachama knew of the civil war that occurred and seeing that as an opportunity, she'll be easily able to conquer the EN server easily... divide and conquer... haha just a little head canon here
Hoomans led by Mum will watch it till the end :_nightmare:
Takodachis: “this is war” Kiara: “8 - 8 is 0”
I think kiara won this one guys 😔
i fucking love the smol models so much
Takodachi: "We're going to war!"
*proceed towards kotatsu
The Takos will continue to claw at the walls of KFP unless we strike them down. Beneath the ruins of the Cosmodrome in the shadow of an old colony ship we've located the rogue Tako house of devils lair and the high commander feeding them their strength. We must destroy this leader, and send their souls screaming back to Calli.
I was not expecting this
Every time I saw Kiara in her glasses I kept waiting for her to say, “this requires a meeting of the five families”.
Ahh thanks Tako who made war declaration now we get more sleepy Ina's voices. You may now go to the war on your own heh
The flashback was so priceless and perfectly placed 😂😭🤣😂😭🤣
It’s funny because they don’t know that Haachama is also challenging the EN members.
Context/clips?
Dead chicken? For everyone else it is cruelty, for KFP? It is just Tuesday.
Built Different
If there's a Tako dead, we would all go to war.
After the costumary noon nap.
And it's noon somewhere in the world all the time.
So it might take a while. XD
Exactly, KFP are used to it
I think I might like the Tentacult philosophy. The only fighting they seem to do is the battle to stay awake from being so warm and cozy.
ina: "one more couldnt hurt"
also ina: yeah that takodachi is on a solo mission
this priestess just threw this guy under the bus.
haachama：progress on war with EN
EN：LETS HAVE CIVIL WAR BEFORE THAT
Takodachis: We declare war!
Kfp: Then why are you guys sleeping?
Takodachis: Nah, let's do it tomorrow
Exactly
Though tbh I'm KFP first and Takodachi second
First she sacrifices Gura in the Mario Kart tournament, now she sacrifices Kiara. I Iike this Ina, she is like a villainess in a anime xD
"Oh wow, dead inside, how surprising, uh huh" ina know us well
Indeed
Whether we wanted it or not. We stepped into a war with Takodachis in Hololive. So let's get to taking out their command one by one. Valus Squiggly Mustache. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Takos from an imperial base outside of KFP. He is well protected, but with the right team we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on KFP.
just need to take out whoever is currently in possession of the braincell. the problem is finding that individual...
Ninomae Ina'nis. From what I can gather, she commands the Takodachis from an eldritch fortress just outside the Void. She's well protected. But with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this octopus out, and break their grip on KFP.
Eyes up Takodachy
Nice
Never expected a Destiny reference lmao
Damn it Haaton's our Queen declared war on KFP months ago and the Takodachis have beaten us to it!
Some takos went rouge because Ina told us that we takodachis could fly during Ina's outfit reveal. Lol
Rouge? Well, they shouldn't be getting into Ina's makeup.
“We takos declare war” *proceeds to give money to enemy and then sit and enjoy the show* yep sounds about right
Theres is a reason ina is in "world domINAtion"
Actually, I feel there's a decent chance she only took up world domination so she can make that pun.
I love that Kiara was T-Posing throughout.
Imagine there was a war but one side was takodachis and the other a bunch of chickens.
Wrld PEACE achieved.
Theres a rogue faction of tacodachis that declares war for no reason... I love this lore
A splinter group of Takodachis declared war on KFP? This is some MGS/Ace Combat level storytelling right here
Takos are always ready for WAR! It's just that after the gesture drawing practice it's good to calm down with a nice chai tea, then ofc you're gonna want to watch your favorite ina VODs, and after that it's always a good idea to relax in the bath for an hour or two...
Ina: ( ; - ;) 8 -8 (Cries)
Kiara: eight minus eight (8 - 8) is zero Ina, stop asking me math questions.
Deadbeats just pulling up lawn chairs and popcorn. Soon, the chimkins and takos will cross the Styx and her power grows.
Deadbeats lurking now
Deadbeats lurking now
Deadbeats lurking now
I knew it, the great vtuber war that was foretold is commencing. So this eventually ends up leading to that bad ass anime short of dark Ina taking on calli, gura,watson,and kiara. this is the origin story lol.
Ina says a Takodachi went rogue.
Ina now has a Takodachi cup she claims was soulless, so it's fine.
I'm so glad my only braincell can't put two and two together.
::Happy Takodachi cookie eating noises::
Dang, that some lore, did you go to the Watson inspector academy?
two and two is eight *shaaaaaark*
0:48 - "new phone, hu dis?"
GLORY TO KFP! VIVA LA KIARA-- what's that? we ain't attacking? fine then, I was ready to add calamari to the menu
Us deadbeats now deciding who to side with through the war.
Hear me out: we sit on the sidelines with the Teamates and the Chumbuds and eat Popcorn.
But waifu or cookie lifestyle
or we could just sit back and enjoy watching on the side while eating popcorn and waiting for chicken buckets and cookies
@@Ro-chan1 True, that would probably be most entertaining.
5 times this year? the KPF employees were ready to fight in an instant holy!
But it was a false alarm again = w=)
Wait: Council I and Council II, Hope vs Council, Haachama vs EN, this one is the only one Council was not involved...
To be fair Ina DID tell the Tako to be discrete.
Tenchou teaching Ina about proper governance
Ina: "Sure, I will give you a choice, live with your own consequences rogue agent" Abandons takodachi
Kiara: "Chickens, you follow me. This aint no democracy"
Kronii and Mumei duking out in Bunkeronii recently, Haachama declaring an EN server war, and now a -cult- Gang war between the Takodachis and KFP employees. The new year is gearing up it seems
i love it when kiara goes "oh god Jim? Where the fuck is Jim?" xd im dead
Of course we chimkins want peace, but we are always ready for war....now I gotta go back to work before Tenchou kills me :v
Takodachi's just a chaotic neutral.
and while this infighting within the armies of HoloMyth is happening, a certain *GodChama* has announced her Declaration of WAR on the EN Server.
Holy Matsuri.
ina: 8 - 8
Kiara: I know math
Ina :_
She gave us indirect permission lol man so many wars declared. This and watame vs fubuki. I can only join so much
That's beautiful art of jet cyclone...
Damn I feel bad, every time someone calls Ina she’s sleeping
Conspiracy Theory time. Layer 1: When Ina isn't working, she's asleep. no food, no interactions, nothing. Layer 2: Therefore we can infer that Ina is an automaton at the very least. At most she's a highly sophisticated android. Layer 3: The Ancient Ones have teamed up with Skynet.
I hope Jim's okay....
"you think i want more work in my life?" i feel that deep ...
Put it back
I liked to think getting slapped by a Tako is the same as getting slapped by a wet noodle.
War. War never changes.
Kiara and Ina talks war and peace
Also Kiara; 🎶I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every night and day. Spread my *arms* and fly away🎶
3:08 So... So true. Bunch of wimpy contact sport players.
Good for the tentacult. If the war went on it wouldn’t end well for them.
Kfp just built different
Ina Gave Us An Order Not To Touch an KFP Employee That Is It
Takodachis: wait we have a relocation department?
Ina: Always had one...
(Takos in Black suits and shades surround and apprehend the curious Takos and Neuralizes them)
i just realized that (ta)KODACHI sounds like "코딱지".... or booger in korean
"War brings about a certain number of dead KFPs..."
KFP Employee: YES FINALLY FREEDOM FROM THE USUAL ROOM! SWEET RELEASE!
"don't go to war"
KALM
"JUST YET"
PANIK
We are once again blessed with sleepy priestess voice
Yeah the "relocation" department
The chickens can't handle the gentle slaps yet.
Kiara arguing over the humaneness of war while torturing her own employees.
5 times in a year? What is this, the Balkans?
《The Prince》by Takanashi Machiavelli lol
INA's just so adorable. speaking of control...... Kiara. Nope, not gonna mention anything
Me sorprende que Ina sepa tanto de fútbol😂
justamente es lo que hace la mayoría de jugadores (para sacar ventaja o una tarjeta amarilla/roja)
Espero futuras charlas/menciones sobre fútbol de Ina 😁
Tyrant vs the Manipulator
Teamates eating popcorn: fight! Fight! Fight!
Kiara T-posing the whole time is sending me.
Ina claiming that they all just sleep and do nothing. Such is the nature of the Ancient Ones, the Dream of Creation. Because if Ina and the Takodachis wake up, oh boy... you do not want to be around an awakened Eldritch Horror when it wakes up.
Truly befitting for the one having the scariest lore...
Interesting. War, so must pick our side.... TAKOS FOR THE WIN! BLOOD FOR INA GOD!
Great Clip and Editing
Ina: "You think i want more work in my life?"
-Now i feel that in a spiritual level and im think im a takodachi now
That one Takodachi: Declares war, proceeds to do nothing.
KFP chimkins: STATUS REPORT! THEY HAVE WIPED OUT 45% OF ARMY TENCHOU! WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!
They're dropping like flies!
Ah, THIS. This is the moment that sparks Ina vs Myth. Work faster Ame!
2:40 "I'm dead inside" didn't expect that🤣💀
3:44 This is why I'm a Takodachi and not a KFP employee. So tired to be slaves in the real world so we seek the comfyness and love of one of the most lovely girl of hololive, the one, the unique, the priest of the ancient one, Ninomae Ina'nis!!! 💜💜💜