Tentacult Declare War on KFP | Hololive EN
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- Опубліковано 26 гру 2021
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@TakanashiKiara
Ina's Ch:
@NinomaeInanis
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Jan Azuren
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#kfp #takotime #hololiveenglish - Розваги
![[CC EN Sub] Takobell vs KFP - Ina: War or my hair? Well, let's go for war.](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zZ7Qjnk7Bxs/mqdefault.jpg)
We have been blessed by Ina’s sleepy voice, praise kfp!
Ina's voice is beautiful, also Kiara trying to teach Ina is really funny.
Kiara teaching herself?
@@lil_caullii5011 .......Shit
@chillpill OvO Idk man, going off 4 hours of sleep does this to people.
@@foxfur3989 this reminds me that if english got a reflexive verb this wouldnt happened polmao since u cant reflexively acted upon the patient in an ergative way not sure tho
Kiara: *Learn to control your Takodachis!
Ina: *But I don't want more work
Kiara inside: *(Think Ina think, how did you let your Takos grow this strong. Let me show you how to obtain control)*
Kiara: "Look at what they need to mimick a fraction of our power."
And this phoenix chicken is an austrian - just saying
Kiara: Why do you refuse to gain power? The power of a tako?
Ina: Too much work...
Takodachis: *To confy to go to war after sleepy Ina blessing*
This is how we get ina vs holomyth. It’s not just an animation, it’s a prophecy
Yes but in canon Ina is the weakest
@@franciscoarzapalozapata4610 Those she serves aren't.
@@franciscoarzapalozapata4610 It depends on which origin story you look at. Ina called Azathoth her grandfather, and the Takodachis are Ina's Void-born. However, she later denied being part of the Cthulhu Mythos, and noted that her secret backstory is somewhere between Mythos and FGO.
The Takodachis are born of the Void, invulnerable, amorphous, no need to eat or drink or sleep, they do these things for pleasure.
They can float, they can take any shape, and they don't need oxygen, they don't feel cold or heat so they can travel long distances in space. This is also true of the Voidborn of the Cthulhu mythos.
Ina lore wise is not inferior to the others, just the laziest.
@@franciscoarzapalozapata4610 in canon ame is the weakest in a fight, as confirmed by her in one of her early oblivion streams
@@josephwilliams5292 statistically ame is the only human in myth, and all her canon power is time travel, and it's not actually that useful in direct combat.
Tenchou provide us with a glimpse of sleepy ina's voice. War is cancelled. I repeat, war is cancelled.
That guy spent $100 on two supa's for that voice.... he's a hero!
Love how good they are at playing with each other's skits, even when half asleep
I have skits with my friends too lol
Ends up like this most of the time lmao
takodachis sound like they're in "we happy few" but instead of taking a pill called joy, they're taking a pill called chill
Wait is that the blue pill or the red pill??? B'cause I took the red pill... And there is a dead chimkin in the kitchen...
@@ChaosMind10531 it's not a pill, it's a leaf, and it's green
@@MsNefelim
And it's heavily endorsed by Snoop Dogg
@@LermaBeanits seen being used by elon musk in one photo
we dont even need to take them
we just look at the pill and feel “yeah am chill now”
the ones that say they took are just imagining it
The fans reflect their oshi. War even didn't start yet and chicken people are dying and missing left and right already. Meanwhile, Takodachi are ready to wage war against anyone for the thousand of years as long as they can do that from their couch and under their blanket and don't actually have to do anything.
Takodachi at war is literally the picture of a dude in a sleeping bag with their M16
I follow civilization owl......no survivors
I guess ill do clean up after the war with my warden...
fired up chickens
and
takodachis screaming from under a blanket , then falling aslep
Imagine battle realms Holomyth Style.
2 $50 super chats and he gains an annoyed pheonix and a sleepy Ina! This guy is not just a hero, he's a legend!
Takodachi's: WAR!
Ringleader: Ok let's open the door and go attack!
Takodachi's: Wait! No one said anything about going outside!
To be fair, in ina's original plan the rogue takodachi's either got massacred or didn't even attack, so it wouldn't give her trouble
the tako will be... dealt with...
with gentle slaps
after a nap...
A schliefenplan, where you bet on your own faction will sleep and do nothing. Humu Humu.
I remain impressed by how fast Ina can just pick up on a convo and run with it even when she is just waking up and/or sleepy. Saw it also when Gura tried to prank call her.
Love the impromptu TakoTori that happens occasionally. Gonna be an aggressive Mario Kart stream in the future I'm sure lol.
"You'd rather have dead takodachi's and chickins"
"Most of you will die, but its is a sacrifice I am willing to make"
To war
Kiara: "Is she ok?"
Ina: "I'm in love with a dense anime protagonist - I'm not ok."
Look how easily Ina is covering the Black ops tako squad as a rogue to appease the tensions, sasuga Ina.
Imagine you are in nice and comfy kotatsu while sleeping and suddenly someone call you and you need to make lore on the go
So yeah impressive forbIna who can make a lore when half asleep
She's always good at turning other people's surprises around on them. One of the skills ahe imparted to Mumei.
@@DistractedGlobeGuy
civilization had survived many bad omens of destruction before, their creativity to thrive is umpredictable
but so is the *v o i d*
Be glad it isn't Mumei's army, that would be an absolute bloodbath!
*see the scale to wich human war can scalate* : oh god
When a tako goes to war, there is nobody to oppose him. Which is why most are nerfed with laziness. However, soon there will be changes…
Kfp are always ready to go to war with anyone. Even that bloodthirsty army won’t stand a chance against kfp.
deadbeats would need a raise to continue working tho
it seems that a couple of the takodachi superchatters have been quite dedicated when it came to their promised followups
ghastly yokai and squiggly mustache… you two absolute madmen
Worth it
@@squigglymustache9724 legend
@@alw_co
The owner of this profile is unavailable due to relocation orders until the trial. If you have any questions or concerns regarding this user, contact Tentacult management. Direct contact to the Relocation Department is not advised. Sincerely
~Relocation Department.
@@alw_co Update: Takodachi is daijobu. Not that they ever weren't daijobu. Wah
@@sugarqbs ah thanks for letting me know. I have also heard the priestess say that the takodachi is daijobu. Thanks for working so hard 👍
It's been one and a half years and we still haven't located Jim.
Forever loved, never forgotten.
"You need to give them the illusion of control, not true control" - from "The Priestess", Kiara Takanashi, 2021
They are playing both sides, so they always come out on top. The absolute madlass'.
No, you misunderstand. We weren't declaring WAR, we were declaring WAH.
What is it good for?
Possibly nothing.
You know your about to have a great time if:
1: Kiara is using the smol model
2: She was listening to Mozart
3: She was watching Tudors.
Ina being half asleep and still following along with this bit is impressive
Kiara: Oh-"I am dead inside"
Ina, flat voice: Oh no, what a surprise
I'm from the future and I'm here to tell you guys that the Takodachi-KFP war lasted for 600 years the more the war prolonged civilization continues to decline they used to fight with destructive weapons but now they fight with sticks and stones. Millions... No but *Billions* have already lost their lives because of this gruesome war so please if you don't want to suffer as I did, don't continue the war convince Kiara and Ina to sue for peace I can't stay in the past for too long so you guys have to convince them instead I have hope for you guys please prevent the war no matter what.
I’ve come back in time to say we must instigate a war between takodachis and kpf they’ve dominated the world and blown it up… TWICE… I don’t have much time but for the rebellion you must MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Heretics!!! what a traitor.... you betray Ina by saying that.... If DomINAtion is what INA what..we as takodachi must do it no matter how long and no matter how many Tako...You are spy from that damn fried chicken right!! ahahahaha..... dmnn man this so fun🤣😂
@@xavierzaxavier5873 turns out Some alternate version of me has been here before… and oh god there’s no good solution…
war.... war never changes
So mumei foget civilization.
4:33 is my favorite part
Shapeshifting, possibly immortal takodachis VS constantly rebirthing phoenix chickens is propably the most drawn out battle ever.
I think both of them underestimate this particular takodachi’s capacity for armed conflict
He is still infiltrated in KFP currently doing who knows what.
Smol Kiara just T-posing for dominance throughout the whole conversation
I’m dying at “Sounds… sensual”
The Ed, Edd n Eddy stock catcall whistle got me twice now!
Once again, Ina knows us takodachis too well and is being too relatable.
2 times Kiara had called Ina and 2 times we have been blessed by sleepy tako. I wish we could have sleepy chicken too.
Does she ever sleep though
@@isdrakon9802Yes and her sleepy voice is absolutely heavenly.
Well, to be fair, touching Ina's squishy hair and bringing out the catastrophe that is AO-chan is much worse than a war between Tentacult and KFP
Yeah, kind of weird that Kiara is under the impression that war leads to more deaths than hair squishing, seeing as supposedly those who have actually made the attempt have never been seen again, but "don't worry about it".
I love how kiara had to restrain the more nationalistic elements of her chat till an official declaration of war was signed.
Nationalistic chickens vs religious Takodachi fanatics, recipe for disaster.... or a really good dinner
Ah, the voice of a woman who's been sleeping on the floor - w-
Also KFP employees in the war be like "unfortunately I died... BUT I LIVED!!" lol
must be due to proximity to phoenix reincarnation powers.
Probably have a bit of reincarnation genes from kiara
i cant choose sides i subscired both
Lived in the Usual Room.
Im pretty sure they are like slave soldiers? Right? The whole lock in the kitchen
Ina: Oh...wow... dead inside, how surprising
Oi wait a minute! 🥲
"JUST a Priestess"‽ ...for someone saying they don't want war, Kiara seems really intent on provoking a war.
Me: being a Takodachi for 2 months now.
Also me: joins KFP a few minutes before that moment.
Also also me: impeccable timing...
Ah yes, the double agent
They're in the Inside
Intruder alert purple spy is in the base
Ina should've started to sing "Iiiya, iiya iiya!" and that would've been instantly convincing :v
I hope Jim's okay 😢
Lets all pray 😄
I just checked in on accounting, he's fine. Fortunately, Caili didn't manage to catch him due to so many others dying. Thus, he slipped away and managed to re-enter the mortal realm.
What was Jim from Accounting from again? I know it from somewhere, but it's been too long...
Jim is still stuck with year end account closure from 19 years ago. So, he's fine.
@@Veristelle-
Its been two years, dunno if you figure it out already.
But jim from accounting is from the office...
I think..
3:19 I mean probably would be the opposite, all takodachis would be dead...
4:37 Of course she knows about it, she is our tyran-I mean beautiful, powerful and HOT empress...
10chou: Don't let the takodachis win Ina!!! You need to crush their dreams and mold them to your shape until they only move at your command
Ina: *Look at the squishy tako* ...... *gives them cookies*
Ina Voice... Is just 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
Though the first war was ended before the tentacle could win a decisive battle, I now declare that the Takoist faction shall work to dedicate ourselves to touch ina’s hair. And for that, we must succeed in world domINAtion. The faster we start and win the war, the sooner we touch priestess Inanis’s hair. It is the only wish of a true tako, therefore we must do whatever it takes to achieve it, even if we start a war against all others.
SHOKUSHU WO SASAGEYO! o7
Kiara: The war will bring certain amout of dead chicken and tako...
Lord Ina: That is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
I really love their banter lol 🧡💜
I respect ina, would rather go to war and lay waste to thousands upon millions of chicks and takos than to let someone touch her hair
If you do not wish to touch her hair, then you are no true tako. It is our goal in life.
@@THE.Troublesome not true! We also want to touch her cute flaps. Maybe even get a hug from her tentacles.
@@DistractedGlobeGuy those are but secondary objectives. The squishy hair is the one true goal.
@@THE.Troublesome Clearly you haven't been briefed on our _real_ mission: *To acquire lewds of AO-chan.*
@@DistractedGlobeGuy none can compare to the squishy hair worth dying for.
Whether we wanted it or not, we stepped into a war with the Takodachis on Hololive. So let's get to taking out their command one by one. Ninomae Ina'nis. From what I can gather, she commands the Elite Tako from an imperial base outside of the Void. She is well protected, but with the right team we punch through those defenses, take this squid out, and break their grip on KFP.
Fucking zoovula
If the Takodachi actually could be bothered to get out of bed we would rule the world but... that involves getting out of bed. Goodnight.
Kiara is so against the war, she must have learned something about the horrible thing in a war somewhere.
She is Austrian. All europeans remember war and the price of stupid empires.
@@ordinarytree4678 was it the Australian who lost a war to a frickin ostrich?
@@migerusensei3315 theres a difference between Australians and Austrians
@@rjwaters3 ohh nver knew thank you thank you
@@rjwaters3 bruh thanks to Australian emperor Kaiser Franz Joseph so today we have so many countries in europe
I agree with Ina. War is just too much work. I'd rather sleep than fight. Oh wait...I still got some school work to do!!! I can't rest yet! (T-T)7
Kiara has blessed us with sleepy Ina twice now, thank god for her
The takodachi taking after Ina’s “Sloth” is brilliant lol. And the slow domINAtion sounds perfectly imaginable and realistic coming from her.
She reminds me of a story I heard about a completely defensive and unusual folder a guy built in MegaMan BN3.
Squiggly Mustache: Ninomae Ina'nis, I've come to bargain!
Has anyone found Jim yet?
Bruh the chats are so funny I love how KFP/Kiara and the Takodachi/Ina banter with each other
Never thought I'd see this:
Takos vs Chickens
That's sounds delicious right now.
I should order lunch
Kiara is right, touching Ina's squishy hair wouldn't result in anyone dying. It would result in EVERYONE dying.
hey
im from the clean-realocation team
wanna say the ‘rogue’ has been dealt with , the usual “newspaper roll bonk” has strike and he sit for the whole 5minutes out the taKotatsu
sorry for the inconvenience
In grimdark of Hololive, there is only WAR.
Kiara :they would be many casualty !!!
Also Kiara : Hmm better not waste the bodies ..hmmm
"This is just the spark, sun. the excuse we´ve been waiting for. The tentacult wanted this war for years. The takodachis-- they knew war was good for the memes."
"Huh and the military costs? Wasting thousends of takos is gonna help the subs?"
"Clippers, artists, job creators Kiara. all those viewers donating, liking and subscribing. Trust me, a little war can work wonders."
"So grease the gears with some innocent chickens is that it?"
"Oh relax Kiara, it´s a war on "trolls". we´re not out to kill civilians. Extremists, Lawless gangs, madmen."
"..."
"Of course that would have to include you. Wouldn´t want any eyewitness reports complicating the message!"
I can't wait to watch the exhausted birds fight the gentle tako
Sleepy Ina's voice is too beautiful
Calli hearing the war: 🙂🙃🙂
ina's thought on declaring war reminds me a that one anime that's about magical books, in one arc, there's a group of kid that owns a book that give the reader infinite knowledge and everyone afraid they might want to declare war with that knowledge, but when the main character talk to them, they say that yeah they've thought of it, however, reading the book makes them so smart that they know the possibility of them losing the war is really high so it's better not to do it in the first place
Grimoire of zero?
Update from the battlefield:
We're still looking for bodies...
Alot of kfp employees and takodachis were still in hiding inside the kotatsu and are yet to be found...
Rumors says they're still chilling...
Takodachi will attack with head pats and hugs
Man, this is some top notch editing.
Kiara: Chat, is there anyone dead yet?
Lmao golden tenchou moments giving me life
This is good content and whew Inas wake up voice is amazing
the distant war noises at 1:00 is just (chef kiss)
This is why I love hololive, they interact with us and they feel like genuine friends
This is absolutely blessed and wonderful.
Love the editing sire
That was cute. Thanks for the well-edited clip
Watch out, there will be blood
Cultist: Lord Chulthu, we wish to summon you or we will go to war and offer more sacrifice!
Lord Chulthu: Hm... ok, go do that first.
Sleepy Ina's voice is so extremely adorable!
I like how there is a picture of Reine with thanksgiving special written on it.
Missed funniest remark - "8-8 is zero Ina, stop asking math questions" lol
Yeah, I saw that but missed the screenshot so I decided to let that out :(
Kiwawa: "if they touch your hair nobody dies"
Ina: "Are you sure about that?"
The Ancient one and her tentacult VS The Phoenix with KFP!
So the fan animation where Ina goes out of control and the other Myth members try to fight back is because someone broke Ina's kotatsu and Ame's trying to go back in time to stop the kotatsu from breaking?
Man,I really would like to see holofight between the kfp and takodachis,something like botan and pekora did on the pubg stream.It can be anything and not pubg but It'll be one legendary stream.🤣
That first hello (helwo) made my day perfect just before I go to sleep
Chat sure helps with the hololive content generator it seems
Also I like the fact that literally any influencer with their community including vtubers are like kings/queens leading their people to whatever.
Is really fun, like a UA-camr I fallow tends to trap sims on basements so the fans Are "a cult" and our leaders is him and his Sim. Jim
Plot twist : what the takodachi was actually trying to say is "we declare wah " but Misspelled wah and instead said war
It’s been months Jim is still missing
Takodachi gently slap overworked, underpaid, and demoralised kfp employee
WE'RE UNDER F@CKING ATTACK!!!
WHERE'S JIM??!?
Unironically, if we can hear more of Ina's sleepy voice through war, it's gonna happen more often.
Kiara: KFP plans to destroy the world >:D
Fauna: Haha I'm in danger
Kiara kfp army: for the empress
Ina takodachi: let go to war *2 min later* on second thought let chill cuz that too much work
Mumei army: *blood for the owl god*
Ina~ " Meany of you will Die.. But that is a Sacrifice i am willing to make "
YMD: "Hey! Thats my idea"
Gawd I love this. 💜🧡
Jim from Accounting has returned!
7:59
She just gonna heat up the WAR?
So it's only beginning
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
...
**Falls asleep on the comfy floor**
Ina dont want to control the Takodachi... if by any chance Ancient One manage to control Ina no one will be able to stop her....That why Ina just let and do not control Takodachi.. uwu