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  • @alexjpeg1
    @alexjpeg1 26 днів тому +169577

    Its all fun and games until it goes off in your pocket 💀

    • @JaevinOwO
      @JaevinOwO 26 днів тому +2621

      Fr 💀

    • @MiVert
      @MiVert 26 днів тому +2137

      Did that happen to you or someone you know?

    • @davion5393
      @davion5393 26 днів тому +1739

      And if your a guy it’s even worse I’m imagining the pain right now and ooh it does not seem good

    • @alexjpeg1
      @alexjpeg1 26 днів тому +566

      @@MiVert nah just came to mind LOL

    • @BagasPrasetiaID
      @BagasPrasetiaID 26 днів тому +227

      ayo never thought of that 💀💀

  • @whosrem6810
    @whosrem6810 8 днів тому +4676

    The Nami cosplays gonna go crazy with this

  • @jd77_
    @jd77_ 8 днів тому +1078

    *Its all fun and games until your sibling sets it on your chair* 💀💀

  • @timothy2321
    @timothy2321 11 днів тому +10406

    Finally someone who addressed the durability of the piece of junk

    • @eyalm867
      @eyalm867 10 днів тому +83

      Markiplier used the first one in his self-defense products video

    • @gafitas05
      @gafitas05 10 днів тому

      @@eyalm867no

    • @benfletcher8100
      @benfletcher8100 10 днів тому +35

      But didn’t you see the clips of the dude bending a metal baseball bat?! It HAS to be real!

    • @Eatcrackers399
      @Eatcrackers399 10 днів тому +80

      @@benfletcher8100the thing he’s using in that clip is not the tool they were advertising

    • @Dumb-Comment
      @Dumb-Comment 10 днів тому

      Actually it is ​@@Eatcrackers399

  • @T-RexFunkFlex
    @T-RexFunkFlex 5 днів тому +115

    Good job Velma, you solved the mystery!

    • @Jasmine-ql5uz
      @Jasmine-ql5uz 20 годин тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @candacequinndodd4753
      @candacequinndodd4753 18 годин тому

      Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😅

  • @ryanrj7500
    @ryanrj7500 5 днів тому +63

    I'm honestly shocked that the things extended that much at all

  • @Sypaka
    @Sypaka 19 днів тому +8877

    He literally said: "if you want self-defense, don't buy this womp womp, buy this instead."

    • @rabbidguarddog
      @rabbidguarddog 16 днів тому +48

      What's the name of that second product? Will I find it if I just search self defense pocket stick?

    • @Sypaka
      @Sypaka 16 днів тому +33

      @@rabbidguarddog I have no idea, how that thing is called.

    • @victoroleirocalcagno719
      @victoroleirocalcagno719 16 днів тому +38

      ​@@rabbidguarddogcollapsible baton

    • @J0z3man3
      @J0z3man3 16 днів тому +22

      @@rabbidguarddogi heard they are called “black jacks” and also retractable baton

    • @J0z3man3
      @J0z3man3 16 днів тому +15

      Ohh is actually “collapsible baton” but you can either search retractable or expandable baton

  • @rosshaikenleonen1416
    @rosshaikenleonen1416 3 дні тому +17

    I want that stick so I can switch the light off while I'm in bed.

  • @szymajski_332
    @szymajski_332 8 днів тому +4

    Living in Poland, I carry a telescopic baton and police gas for safety

  • @allen8959
    @allen8959 8 днів тому +1336

    Its weird they advertise the compact baton as a self defense weapon when they were advertised as performance props before.

    • @refundreplay
      @refundreplay 8 днів тому +33

      Maximizing potential sales.

    • @shamefly1275
      @shamefly1275 День тому

      It’s why you don’t trust the Chinese market that sht is scammy

    • @Lampaluile
      @Lampaluile День тому +1

      Dropshippers

  • @cabahugedelynbaise
    @cabahugedelynbaise 8 днів тому

    If you can swing it, its a weapon.

  • @user-us6kl9fe2f
    @user-us6kl9fe2f 7 днів тому +8

    Your videos are like a ray of sunshine on my feed.

  • @fbisbrother5863
    @fbisbrother5863 22 дні тому +4959

    "Im a matured adult"
    "Im a matured adult"

    • @a.koenig
      @a.koenig 21 день тому +134

      Shut up and take my money

    • @blackheavyblans
      @blackheavyblans 21 день тому

      ​@@a.koenigr/angryupvote

    • @JVPROVR
      @JVPROVR 21 день тому +78

      Bro I got one of these and it sliced my finger I had to get stitches 😭😭😭

    • @TheBushBoss
      @TheBushBoss 21 день тому +26

      I’ll say it for you. That’s pretty average

    • @danielalejandropanizarodri8296
      @danielalejandropanizarodri8296 21 день тому +9

      ​@@JVPROVRGood😊

  • @itsme_906
    @itsme_906 8 днів тому +7

    I also bought one of those. It was around $18 and it broke almost immediately. They're literally made of like shiny paper

  • @musix6527
    @musix6527 2 дні тому +1

    Bro, who stole Robin's weapon 💀

  • @TheRealVodun13
    @TheRealVodun13 21 день тому +8830

    My man went from stealing pyramids to chopping bricks in half, what an upgrade

    • @CONQUISTADOR79
      @CONQUISTADOR79 21 день тому +25

      Nice now maybe he should take you on vacation !!!!!

    • @user-dq4nz1uv4d
      @user-dq4nz1uv4d 20 днів тому +1

      ​@@CONQUISTADOR79❤❤❤❤

    • @Yana-OwO
      @Yana-OwO 20 днів тому +4

      @@CONQUISTADOR79 what the f-

    • @mr.0inker398
      @mr.0inker398 19 днів тому

      @@user-dq4nz1uv4d **confused**

    • @AnkitKumar-kr9eo
      @AnkitKumar-kr9eo 19 днів тому

      ​@@CONQUISTADOR79
      Har

  • @aishambye8567
    @aishambye8567 День тому +2

    The part where he broke the first stick killed me 😂😂😂

  • @user-ld7kz1mk6v
    @user-ld7kz1mk6v 4 дні тому +1

    This is extraordinary!

  • @OddDuck64
    @OddDuck64 10 днів тому +5393

    So fun fact…
    In the state of California, it is illegal to have a self-defense stick or baton or leaded cane. Don’t worry though, as long as its not concealed, you can legally walk around with a real sword/katana. 🗡️
    So…
    Blunt stick? ❌
    Pointy stick? ✅

    • @Excalibur01
      @Excalibur01 9 днів тому

      It's California. Nothing makes sense there

    • @jontukagam3888
      @jontukagam3888 9 днів тому +63

      U forgot bazooka n tanks hahaha 😂

    • @indiecore-2022
      @indiecore-2022 9 днів тому +41

      You also can only have 1.5 inch otf knives. They basically only make them specifically for Californians

    • @mahzarmahzar1387
      @mahzarmahzar1387 9 днів тому

      ​@@jontukagam3888❤😂rghddchhg❤😂😢😮😅😅😅😊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😢😮😅😊

    • @abinadabderisse7342
      @abinadabderisse7342 9 днів тому +22

      Vives en un país de locos. Lol

  • @user-it3np5dd3i
    @user-it3np5dd3i 3 дні тому +1

    This is absolutely stunning!

  • @Flyingpheonix451
    @Flyingpheonix451 День тому +2

    I did get one of these for Christmas once and it was dog water. Specifically because it went off pointing upwards and broke my nose

  • @FJ18Yt
    @FJ18Yt 21 день тому +2871

    That's called magic appearing cane

    • @taylorbrown3222
      @taylorbrown3222 19 днів тому +5

      Pocket straw bro

    • @FJ18Yt
      @FJ18Yt 19 днів тому

      @@taylorbrown3222 What I mean is the first tool he reviewed. It's actually a magic tool and for some reason the Chinese call that tool a monkey stick 🤣

    • @FJ18Yt
      @FJ18Yt 19 днів тому

      ​​@@taylorbrown3222 I mean the first tool he reviewed. And actually it's a magic tool. For some reason, recently Chinese people have gone viral calling the stick a monkey stick 😂😂

    • @tatohayanami9156
      @tatohayanami9156 19 днів тому +1

      Nyoibo

    • @nizamettintopgul6931
      @nizamettintopgul6931 18 днів тому

      😂😂😂 🤐🤐🤬🤬🤬🐷🐷🐷🐷​@@taylorbrown3222

  • @sedra470
    @sedra470 7 днів тому +1

    That metal stick reminds me of a cat noir stick from miraculous...

  • @King_Zhoniin
    @King_Zhoniin 4 дні тому +1

    bro learned how to speak 💀

  • @coemsdad
    @coemsdad 22 дні тому +4563

    Robber - "GIVE ME YOUR MONEY"
    Me - "ah sh1t lemme unpack my self defense stick"
    Robber - "alr take ur time bro"

  • @amandagilbert9479
    @amandagilbert9479 День тому

    Dude I was panicking while you were opening that thing!!!!

  • @keen_dza_dza4907
    @keen_dza_dza4907 20 годин тому +1

    a nerd with such a device turned into a gopnik

  • @SirBhoger
    @SirBhoger 26 днів тому +16223

    “Prank em, John!”
    “You already know!”

    • @MrZeikinTV
      @MrZeikinTV 26 днів тому +65

      Translate!翻訳してね!❤
      ကျွန်ုပ်ကို စာရင်းသွင်းပြီး ဤမှတ်ချက်ကို ကြိုက်နှစ်သက်သူတိုင်းကို ကျွန်ုပ် စာရင်း သွင်းပါမည်။....

    • @boomer9341
      @boomer9341 26 днів тому +29

      Here before this blows up

    • @Biggie_737
      @Biggie_737 26 днів тому +69

      “Clap clap clap clap” 😳

    • @ThomasTankEngine452
      @ThomasTankEngine452 26 днів тому

      Like this comment!
      👇

    • @ThomasTankEngine452
      @ThomasTankEngine452 26 днів тому

      Like this comment right here!
      👇

  • @raynadark118
    @raynadark118 4 дні тому +1

    Imagine you’re getting robbed and you hit’em with the first stick.
    Their reaction: 😐

  • @queentitaniaofthefae4846
    @queentitaniaofthefae4846 18 днів тому +3173

    2nd one is actually good
    Its a self def sword baton

    • @dl3472
      @dl3472 14 днів тому +11

      name?

    • @Sena121
      @Sena121 14 днів тому +10

      Could you tell where to buy this?

    • @Alex_The_Barbearian
      @Alex_The_Barbearian 14 днів тому +24

      ​@@Sena121probably Amazon, but if you live in a state like California those might be illegal.

    • @Sena121
      @Sena121 14 днів тому +63

      @@Alex_The_Barbearian That is not a problem, i live in germany where we cut our steaks with spoons cause knifes are illegal like everything else that could be used to hurt someone. Would recommend to just let yourself be robbed and stabbed and NOT punch the stabber, since you will go to jail longer than him if you hurt him. I would just put it on my wall to look at it cause its cool.

    • @luna_ix
      @luna_ix 14 днів тому +5

      Well damn that's something😂😂​@@Sena121

  • @user-xm6xb7bh2y
    @user-xm6xb7bh2y 5 днів тому

    How to brake bones in every mortal kombat:

  • @TNerdo
    @TNerdo 2 дні тому

    The sword baton is kinda badass ngl

  • @Arabias610
    @Arabias610 15 днів тому +5083

    "Son, your friend's mom said to me that the thing you have gave your friend hemorrhoids"

    • @amberloomis7472
      @amberloomis7472 13 днів тому +31

      i speak from experience those are a real pain in the *ss

    • @sonb0t
      @sonb0t 13 днів тому +54

      I can’t tell if I’m dyslexic or if you’re dyslexic

    • @Arabias610
      @Arabias610 13 днів тому +5

      @@sonb0t Why's that?

    • @sonb0t
      @sonb0t 13 днів тому +20

      @@Arabias610 your comment made zero sense before you edited it

    • @regularperson9297
      @regularperson9297 13 днів тому +8

      Guess im almost dyslexic too

  • @darkd1122
    @darkd1122 7 днів тому

    I didn't expect the first one to be that bad. It's worse than those plastic toy swords.

  • @ToreOnYouTube
    @ToreOnYouTube 4 дні тому

    To be fair, if you're walking down an empty street and get into a confrontation with some baddies, unfolding a 6 foot metal pipe would probably cause some stirring.

  • @navielchicopanda2725
    @navielchicopanda2725 22 дні тому +10054

    For those who don't know, the first is just a thing that is used for magic and clearly is not used for self-defense, the second is a flexible stick with a lot of style.

    • @kevinsears7300
      @kevinsears7300 22 дні тому +311

      The second is a police baton... theyre really thick and effective...not nearly as compact, mine is 12" collapsed and extends 16" out... the propstick extends well beyond its capabilities. The only reason police batons work is because the third is solid, the other 2 are 1/4 inch thick pipes, and each section is 30% inside the previous one. Even so, 6 extensions is the maximum for steel not to begin to buckle.
      Its similar to how hydraulic pistons work on construction equipment: your not gonna bend one of those either😅

    • @SpecterNeverSpectator
      @SpecterNeverSpectator 22 дні тому +57

      ​@kevinsears7300 well technically just a baton, because the police would not use a sword shaped one, but I get it, semantics.

    • @derv8710
      @derv8710 22 дні тому +28

      if you only had the first i think it would be best to attack with the extension itself
      and if that doesnt work just break it and use the sharp edges
      and if there arent any
      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @kevinsears7300
      @kevinsears7300 22 дні тому

      @@SpecterNeverSpectator its a modified police baton the way the AR15 is a modified M14 DMR.
      Putting a guard on a police batan doesnt make it a sword, just like replacing the wood stock and adding picatini rails doesnt make a DMR an assault rifle
      Politicians know this, they just cling to the Armalite companies AR, and expect the ignorant masses to support them in disarming the people and killing all the jews...
      (FROM TTHE RIVER TO THE SEA...refers to the Jordan river, Israels eastern border, and the medetranean, the western border... so they want to whipe out all of israel, including Jeruselam, the capitol of the jews... democrats ARE nazis, they just have a different name and live in a different country)

    • @pogz1
      @pogz1 22 дні тому +2

      by simply using this thing called critical thinking. we should be able to analyze the situation.... basing it on your claim....you tend to memorize stuff.. wwhich led me to believe that you lack the aptitude..

  • @brayden4610
    @brayden4610 5 днів тому

    You can just tell the genuine look of fun on his face when he destroys it all

  • @CadenLol
    @CadenLol 2 дні тому

    the second someone pulls out a bedazzled plastic baton on me, I'm busting out laughing 💀

  • @annies2143
    @annies2143 14 днів тому +3555

    Once I got drunk and bought this at 4am thinking I’d use it on the nyc subway.

    • @xaanderthomas2270
      @xaanderthomas2270 13 днів тому +41

      How’d that go ?

    • @dripdafoe1142
      @dripdafoe1142 11 днів тому +25

      Is that a amazing Spider-Man reference

    • @sullysuvann1380
      @sullysuvann1380 10 днів тому +8

      drunk buy is a decease

    • @jakesnoz
      @jakesnoz 10 днів тому +16

      They should have a return option “bought while drunk”

    • @flyushkifly
      @flyushkifly 10 днів тому +3

      Gawd, yes! Or delirious at 4am. 😅 ​@@jakesnoz

  • @user-gy7er2ic5f
    @user-gy7er2ic5f 6 днів тому

    This video is pure gold.

  • @zarc0n
    @zarc0n 5 днів тому

    His "hmmm" sound like he's saying it in Spanish

  • @seblackff9971
    @seblackff9971 24 дні тому +2844

    *Imagine this product opened in the packaging while shopping 💀*

    • @grammeland1
      @grammeland1 23 дні тому +24

      It would just get stuck

    • @zudouchiha2841
      @zudouchiha2841 23 дні тому +22

      While shopping? Interesting never thought

    • @brenda6206
      @brenda6206 23 дні тому +9

      Never thought someone could miss spell shipping that bad

    • @ionutfelicitari9328
      @ionutfelicitari9328 23 дні тому

      ​@@brenda6206wdym i and o are right next to each other

    • @unworthyOfLove
      @unworthyOfLove 23 дні тому +5

      Would bend all up in the box looked like aluminum lmao

  • @RicardoRodriguesCadecaro
    @RicardoRodriguesCadecaro 7 днів тому

    imagine walking with these in school

  • @bliderxer6880
    @bliderxer6880 2 дні тому

    this is how to defend your self when you get robbed😂

  • @Jimz1088
    @Jimz1088 21 день тому +1691

    Metal bat has been really quiet since this has dropped💀
    Edit:bird

    • @pumpkingolem9122
      @pumpkingolem9122 20 днів тому +26

      Probably shopping with his sister

    • @makotoren7266
      @makotoren7266 20 днів тому +10

      Metal Bat's metal bat is indestructible

    • @makotoren7266
      @makotoren7266 20 днів тому +6

      Metal Bat's metal bat is indestructible

    • @AnnachiaraAWeb
      @AnnachiaraAWeb 19 днів тому +3

      ​@@makotoren7266the video says otherwise

    • @NWR_GreenEngine3
      @NWR_GreenEngine3 19 днів тому +3

      "omg metal bat from strong ballsground!!" ☝️🤓

  • @PolnarefsoloPolnaref1234
    @PolnarefsoloPolnaref1234 8 днів тому

    Volveras en mi villano favorito? Te extrañamos Vector :"3

  • @A_Ryazhenka
    @A_Ryazhenka 7 днів тому

    Wow, it's Cat Noir's stick

  • @Cresent_Banana
    @Cresent_Banana 23 дні тому +10588

    Its all fun until you eject it the wrong way 💀
    (Pin so everyone can see)

    • @Anakin-Skywalker2
      @Anakin-Skywalker2 23 дні тому +81

      It’s literally a sword you have to swing to open, you can’t open it the wrong way,

    • @Cresent_Banana
      @Cresent_Banana 23 дні тому +156

      @@Anakin-Skywalker2 the first one bro not the sword💀

    • @symix.
      @symix. 23 дні тому +36

      ​@@Cresent_Bananadid you not hear the "woop woop" with the first one? The first one is flimsy as fuck and useless.

    • @Cresent_Banana
      @Cresent_Banana 23 дні тому +41

      @@symix.ok but it would probably still hurt considering the speed from the first veiw

    • @symix.
      @symix. 23 дні тому +8

      @@Cresent_Banana well defineatly not me but I have pretty normal pain tolerance so ofc there are people who feel more pain from even tiny things, and that is okay ofc.

  • @refundreplay
    @refundreplay 8 днів тому

    Bro! A hollow metal tube is capable of pushing a can AND breaking glass?!?!
    I need one!

  • @PerrololYT
    @PerrololYT 5 днів тому

    Imagine that it opens at your pocket 💀

  • @urielhernandez5803
    @urielhernandez5803 26 днів тому +4046

    The first one is only useful for magic tricks since that is what it was designed for. The second is a real defense staff.

    • @FamiliaMotoca
      @FamiliaMotoca 25 днів тому +37

      Onde compra o segundo?

    • @urielhernandez5803
      @urielhernandez5803 25 днів тому

      @@FamiliaMotoca É uma questão de conferir sites como Alibaba, AliExpress, Amazon.

    • @TomBradshaw-ot9zb
      @TomBradshaw-ot9zb 24 дні тому +86

      ​@@FamiliaMotocathey can only be found in the emergency cabinet at little caesers

    • @TheBypasser
      @TheBypasser 24 дні тому +21

      If anything, the staves can be used with both slash and stab moves, so you can try relying on stabs only (which this thing will likely survive), and by my own experience those can be a neat thing for a street combat against an inexperienced opponent. The problem is, stabbing, although it has a really nice reach, is more of an unexpected additional attack should you use a staff, as the biggest advantage - should you want that ambulance to have much fun that is - is using the very fast slash moves to actually render the opponent defenseless (sometimes involving some bone fracture). No idea if this thing can be used for those too, as the fact it can't break a brick means nothing, - neither your hand, or a leg or a rib, can ;)

    • @urielhernandez5803
      @urielhernandez5803 24 дні тому

      @@FamiliaMotoca Tentei colocar o link mas não deixa, excluem meus comentários, mas você pode procurar no Google

  • @Squishi-
    @Squishi- 4 дні тому

    I have a pocket self defense stick what do you have?
    Thief: a gun🗿

  • @Rohan-yf9qt
    @Rohan-yf9qt 5 днів тому

    Imagine it's opens at wrong side 💀

  • @mikeeferrer
    @mikeeferrer 21 день тому +1280

    That self-defense stick always comes in handy. Women might poke the men out of frustration.

    • @user-dq9ql8yy9g
      @user-dq9ql8yy9g 19 днів тому

      Ты❤❤❤

    • @Hannah_juggernaut
      @Hannah_juggernaut 17 днів тому +10

      No sirve no empuja por que se dobla antes de golpear

    • @noobsekaie
      @noobsekaie 17 днів тому +2

      저거 마술도구입니다.

    • @nurmanur1786
      @nurmanur1786 17 днів тому

      Ann

    • @jackthewinter5066
      @jackthewinter5066 17 днів тому +4

      Unless you hit it with a surprise move straight to the face I don't see how that extensive pole can be useful

  • @endiethething2324
    @endiethething2324 8 днів тому

    Why did I just think he just pulled out a crucifix 💀

  • @anakin2489
    @anakin2489 6 днів тому

    Meanwhile in my head:
    “What are you doing here this ain’t your town”

  • @MalBeats
    @MalBeats 9 днів тому +3249

    This new season of Velma looks wild

    • @meagandaniels5290
      @meagandaniels5290 8 днів тому +81

      He's actually dressed as Vector from the movie Despicable Me

    • @jokerrr0312
      @jokerrr0312 8 днів тому +25

      @@meagandaniels5290its just a joke

    • @GoldenCoola91
      @GoldenCoola91 8 днів тому +14

      Yeah they realized their mistakes when they black washed and their horrible jokes. They fix the races of the characters and weaponized them so no one could harm them, pretty sad.

    • @refundreplay
      @refundreplay 8 днів тому +1

      I want to like this, but the count is perfect.

    • @KiLewi
      @KiLewi 8 днів тому

      Your mere existence is wightwashing thats some nerve! ​@GoldenCoola91

  • @Miana_mae
    @Miana_mae 5 днів тому

    Can you imagine you use the first one to fend off an attacker just for that to happen. Now he looking at you and you looking at him 😭

  • @Sundrop_thetoast
    @Sundrop_thetoast 3 дні тому

    It’s all fun and games until you don’t pull your thumb away in time

  • @MrMacGyverClipZ
    @MrMacGyverClipZ 11 днів тому +2010

    When she thinks your excited and it’s just she sat on your pocket wrong

  • @gabbylikeskicks
    @gabbylikeskicks 4 дні тому

    that's a badass looking illegal carry right there

  • @jakericcitelli8044
    @jakericcitelli8044 5 днів тому

    These things do have a hidden danger. My boyfriend has one, and it sliced the very tip of his finger off when it opened. Be mindful of that.

  • @yogirammu395
    @yogirammu395 26 днів тому +3329

    This man will buy every Single product available on Amazon One Day 😂

    • @isardonic8601
      @isardonic8601 24 дні тому +16

      Let him cook, he's making me money 😅.

    • @bigboi9856
      @bigboi9856 24 дні тому +3

      Every single one except for the legendary Welcome Sign for Front Door, Interchangeable Welcome Sign with 4 Seasonal Wreaths & 20 Customizable Icons, Rustic Wooden Welcome Home Sign - Christmas Door Decorations Farmhouse Decor and Housewarming

    • @pokememe4750
      @pokememe4750 24 дні тому

      I wonder where he keeps em😂😂 he should show oneday

    • @xninja2369
      @xninja2369 24 дні тому

      ​@@bigboi9856what.😂

    • @TGN-Channel.
      @TGN-Channel. 22 дні тому

      Once's he's done with Amazon, he's gonna come for CostCo.

  • @albertfingernoodle6416
    @albertfingernoodle6416 21 годину тому

    Imagine you accidentally sit on it 💀

  • @alirashad8424
    @alirashad8424 8 днів тому

    I knew from the beginning that this thing was for entertainment and not for rough use

  • @garyhayes4867
    @garyhayes4867 23 дні тому +902

    Imagine walking into a club and one of these goes off

    • @shubhooDon
      @shubhooDon 22 дні тому

      and imagine it hit someone through your pocket and you reply by saying sorry i had a boner ☠

    • @elseby
      @elseby 22 дні тому +15

      Mine goes off every once in a while in the club, they just rub into it.

    • @choppergamer
      @choppergamer 22 дні тому +3

      Man thats already a bad start, walking into a club is gonna hurt already and then this shit happens? Im just gonna let the caveman fuck my ass at that point

    • @jesuscollazo4303
      @jesuscollazo4303 22 дні тому +1

      Thousands ways to die lol 😂

    • @aarontoh391
      @aarontoh391 22 дні тому

      somone would probably thought you have an insane er*ction 😂

  • @KhaiAhmad-po5dv
    @KhaiAhmad-po5dv 7 днів тому

    Imagine you did this in the middle of your pants💀

  • @kubaplacur
    @kubaplacur 2 дні тому +1

    The guy with the masked sounded like he was forging sth in the Minecraft anvil 😂😂

  • @grimgaming2633
    @grimgaming2633 16 днів тому +2009

    I love how Vector is still teaching us lessons from the moon. Very inspiring❤❤❤

  • @ultragun5
    @ultragun5 5 днів тому

    Bring this to school to ban pocket umbrellas

  • @huskonetap
    @huskonetap 8 днів тому

    That sword would be a perfect gift for female friends 🥰

  • @elee0ongm
    @elee0ongm 19 днів тому +983

    its all fun and games until the grab it and pull the uno reverse card on you 💀💀

    • @EeARKky7435
      @EeARKky7435 14 днів тому

      which is quite easy if the attacker is stronger than you
      use a taser

  • @christiancoleman4915
    @christiancoleman4915 3 дні тому

    Bro went from piranha gun to pocket stick, idk if thats an upgrade or downgrade

  • @user-fj6fv8zc6h
    @user-fj6fv8zc6h 3 дні тому

    You're a breath of fresh air on TikTok.

  • @garoaroush1313
    @garoaroush1313 22 дні тому +632

    Bro casually pulls up two bricks under his desk💀💀💀

  • @user-wl3ku3ys7g
    @user-wl3ku3ys7g День тому +1

    Its the bowl cut😂

  • @xXizorelXx
    @xXizorelXx 2 дні тому

    You just saved me some money bro 👍🏾

  • @silverwolfzs7601
    @silverwolfzs7601 23 дні тому +1796

    If it goes of in your pocket, that’ll be a sword match for the ages 💀

    • @vanluoma7467
      @vanluoma7467 22 дні тому +9

      💀💀💀

    • @graybeard7605
      @graybeard7605 22 дні тому +25

      my 2 inch Excalibur will win!

    • @seanli6072
      @seanli6072 22 дні тому +3

      @@graybeard7605 💀

    • @user-ip9ew6xk5q
      @user-ip9ew6xk5q 22 дні тому +4

      you mean so small not even atomic samurai would cut it

    • @Angelo__
      @Angelo__ 22 дні тому

      ​@@user-ip9ew6xk5qbro💀

  • @shazuplayz9302
    @shazuplayz9302 5 днів тому

    Gru got more stuff to steal 💀

  • @mrbobthesavage1957
    @mrbobthesavage1957 5 днів тому

    It’s all good till they snatch it from you 💀

  • @ambergayle
    @ambergayle 26 днів тому +903

    Imagine openning that in the wrong direction💀💀💀

    • @mausambhagabati356
      @mausambhagabati356 26 днів тому +10

      Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @utsm_skibidi_toilet
      @utsm_skibidi_toilet 26 днів тому +24

      ahh~😫 that hurts~

    • @Isaac_ParedesG.M
      @Isaac_ParedesG.M 24 дні тому +1

      @@utsm_skibidi_toilet AYO

    • @TheObsceneBitch
      @TheObsceneBitch 24 дні тому

      Thats not possible. First one got the button that you have to push with your thumb, so you always have it in hand in correct direction. With second one you have to swing it to open and it's just not working if you are holding it wrong way.

    • @skyilon3955
      @skyilon3955 24 дні тому +2

      it only opens in a certain direction

  • @chtn._.
    @chtn._. 8 днів тому

    The amazing fact that magic stick becomes weapon 🤭

  • @dkira617
    @dkira617 7 днів тому +1

    finally i understand the fking meaning of an old lady with stick meme

  • @allaboutarte
    @allaboutarte 22 дні тому +412

    "Hey, you're sitting on my-"
    "ahh~" *dies*

    • @halothewhitewolf
      @halothewhitewolf 21 день тому

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @mervinace1180
      @mervinace1180 21 день тому +10

      AIN'T NO WAY BRUH 😂

    • @Thor_26
      @Thor_26 20 днів тому +10

      Dude💀

    • @diegorodriguez5093
      @diegorodriguez5093 20 днів тому +3

      💀

    • @DXMIXN
      @DXMIXN 20 днів тому +2

      Nahhh that's crazy 💀

  • @Grimaceforever
    @Grimaceforever 6 днів тому

    Thats too much Chat Noir💀💀

  • @ol78_official
    @ol78_official 4 дні тому

    "omg hey!!!"
    **hugs**
    "woah WHAT THE FU-"

  • @Ria_Zander1
    @Ria_Zander1 22 дні тому +1045

    It really said I’m a grower not a shower 😂😂😂

    • @krishnaChanderiya
      @krishnaChanderiya 22 дні тому +2

      ❤❤❤

    • @sencercaglar470aslicaglar
      @sencercaglar470aslicaglar 21 день тому +2

      😊ujdhd
      Hd

    • @yourlocaljetstream
      @yourlocaljetstream 21 день тому +1

      ​@@sencercaglar470aslicaglar This man is on Shakespeare levels of writing. 10/10 This story had me in tears.

    • @DoobieDoby
      @DoobieDoby 21 день тому

      I hope it's not a shower it should be a show'er
      English is fucked how is shower and shower suppose to sound different to those who don't speak English when it looks the same. 😂

  • @samiasghar-uz9bj
    @samiasghar-uz9bj 5 днів тому

    It’s all funny and games until you sit on it 💀

  • @alyssaart0710
    @alyssaart0710 2 дні тому

    Chat noir cosplays bouta go wild

  • @Daredemonai2063
    @Daredemonai2063 21 день тому +476

    Only Nami can use it perfectly.

    • @M1DN1GHT_HAZ3
      @M1DN1GHT_HAZ3 21 день тому +5

      It’s like a demon slayer sword

    • @BenjaminCastillo-hz6jw
      @BenjaminCastillo-hz6jw 19 днів тому +3

      Fr

    • @eazye1196
      @eazye1196 19 днів тому +1

      Bro he’s talking bout the staff

    • @angryliz
      @angryliz 19 днів тому

      No way really ​@@eazye1196?

    • @M1DN1GHT_HAZ3
      @M1DN1GHT_HAZ3 19 днів тому

      @@eazye1196 that’s not what I meant you know how if you don’t use the demon slayer sword right it could break that’s what I meant

  • @TeWhero
    @TeWhero 4 дні тому

    The first one is only good if your being attacked by empty cans and picture frames.

  • @Devinanim
    @Devinanim 4 дні тому

    Bro imagine the poor mailman

  • @lordpyromon
    @lordpyromon 10 днів тому +201

    One’s a glorified magic trick, the other’s just an oversized security baton.

  • @user-ms9nq1ym1y
    @user-ms9nq1ym1y 5 днів тому

    Bro pulled out goku's power pole 😭

  • @user-vq4oo6vs8m
    @user-vq4oo6vs8m 3 дні тому +1

    Where did bro get a brick and a cement brick?!?!?

  • @Football.aepx.
    @Football.aepx. 20 днів тому +1865

    That "Womp Womp" was personal.
    Edit 1: 1k lets goo

  • @ppranger1853
    @ppranger1853 2 дні тому

    bro made the real life power pole

  • @WashingMachine.
    @WashingMachine. 7 днів тому

    Turning self defense into self satisfaction in one swift design

  • @Daddysharkdududu
    @Daddysharkdududu 9 днів тому +779

    Finally the catnoir’s stick 😂

  • @m1yavv_81
    @m1yavv_81 4 дні тому

    It’s all fun and games until… it goes the other way💀💀💀💀