"One Crazy Muslim, One Crazy White Guy" | Maz Jobrani - I Come in Peace
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He is very likeable, he looks like a really nice guy
Me??! +Tonia Mp you're too kind!
Tonia Mp I like how he smiles when he tells a joke people like. I love happy people.
He is a nice guy actually
Tonia Mp look like Johnny Sins 🤣
@@Mazjobrani WHOA! You directly respond to random ppls' comments sometimes? You have the TIME?!?!
there are many comedians out there but Maz is such a likeable person. His personality is amazing. much love Maz keep doing your thing!
+Jatinder Bhatti nothing but love Jatinder thanks for watching buddy!
+Maz Jobrani you replied! now i can die in peace xD
Jatinder Bhatti sure not himself respond properly his assistant
@@me.lay30 that was me and I was jerking off lol
@@me.lay30 he does his own voice over, I doubt he has an assistant.
Man you are one funny individual.
Damn fucking middle easterners, they are fucking funny!
Better Fly yes we are also good at blowing up believe it or not ( joke intended)
@@betterfly7398 stop racially profiling them, not all of them are funny, only some funny individuals
@@akbinnn2106 Okay hey it's me. I am a Middle Easterner and I have absolutely no idea why I made that comment at all. I am just sitting right here shaking my head lol.
hoi neki?
man you should come to Lebanon!
+Assaad Abou-Rached I would love to my friend!
You should totaly come to Las Vegas my man
Brett Farley Hopefully soon brother! Thanks for the love!
no problem my friend
u definitely sud come to Malaysia !
just 70,800 subscribers? i can't believe it.
sir you are one of the best!
+prince sharma thank you for your kind words my friend you just made my day. As long as you are smiling and enjoying I'm happy!
Maz Jobrani thank you sir.
and happy new year :)
+prince sharma happy new year bud!
hey idiot
From Kenya Africa... This guy kills me everytime😂😂😂
I died when you did the Nigerian accent
hahahaha same here!!! His range of accents is insane!
I like the show but that accent sounded 'French'
@@ashdluciangurl HOHOHOOOO...............
I'm Nigerian and that accent ain't Nigerian
He's funny but the accent is definitely not remotely Nigerian
I'm crazy about you. You are so right on point.
Thanks for the love +Cynthia Garcia!
Great
Much love to this brilliant man! Because of Maz Jobrani my neighbors officially thinks I am crazy for laughing uncontrollably at 2 am!😂
+Nancy C nothing but love to you Nancy your comment just made my day. Thanks for subscribing & looking forward to laughing together weekly :)
I just discovered this guy. I can't stop watching! 👍
"Time to go" - Ded
Evilsamar should've been - Time to blow :p
Omg absolutely brilliant. Had me in tears with stitches.
You are the best Maz!!!
+Sylvester Augustine much love Sylvester thanks for the support bud!
Maz, you are one crazy funny, Iranian comedian. thank you for the laughs. :)
"a very long bomb" 4:10 "and two grenades" I died XD
It's true, lots of innocent community gets bad reputation because of some crazy ones.
Maz you are the best comedian ever, you and max amini are my favourites ever. Love from Iran *ir*
0:55-1:15 words of truth
+Lika Maigova much love Lika thank you!
Lika Maigova Yes with very good reasons. That's because white guys don't do this kind of stuff over and over and over like the muslims. When it happens it's a very RARE occurrence. That's because there's no white guys' religion that preaches and encourages people to kill innocent people. That's because there is not any "white people" groups that take credit with pride for those rare occurrences. That's because there no "white people's" church that says we should cut people's heads off like they do in Muslim mosques even in the US. That's because white people don't mass murder other white people of the same religion or any other religion for that matter like the sunnies and the shiites. Makes sense?
whatscreenname What about Las vegas incident?
kshitiz rimal What about it? Like I said in original msg it's a very rare occurrence. It was one crazy guy on his own. And he didn't do it because of religion, and there's no white group of people taking credit for it or celebrating with joy
+whatscreenname Just saying, the KKK was a based on Christian ideals. Also anyone who blows themselves up is crazy regardless of religion
LMFAOOO! I was tearing apart from laughter in that "Two grenades" part!!!!!
Love you Maz Jobrani you always make my day xoxox btw Im a Colombian living in Doha i can relate to many things you talk about the middle east, you are very clever
You just made my day +kharogilo lopez thanks for the love & don't forget to subscribe for more funny stuff coming :)
lol that nigerian part was so amazing!!
Much LOVE from Bosnia 🇧🇦 !!! You always make my day !! Thank you Sir
I wish your videos weren't split into segments because it's easier to just watch all of it in one video than to keep switching videos. This way the jokes carry forward and there's no break in laughter, just as if we were one of the audience :D
me too
Cause you get thirsty for more when it is in small doses you will be full and won't watch it don't remember it if it was a whole big chunk
I guess the point is for us to buy the DVD if we want it in one whole chunk?
the nigerian impression haha
his expression was like awesome..... Lolz
we are everywhere.
I think I weill need mah pee-ness.
Harikrishnan Premprakash no
have you even met any Nigerians or been there?
this was a crappy attempt to sound like a South African.
Nigerians do not sound lik that.
telling you from personal experience of staying in Lagos, Abuja and otherwise having acquaintances!
all thumbs ups to u....u r so talented nd creative..! the Iranian king ... comedy diva .. bows nd salutes to u,,toasting the hat ,,bravo👏 ..from Pakistan
Wow! It's amazing that u didn't get offended..
@sparta king uhhhh I don't think Pakistan is in middle east
@sparta king are you stupid or something Pakistan comes under the region of South Asia so it doesn't who looks like whoom
@@yuvrajsharma1423 Pakistan is actually split between the Eurasia plate and Indian plate.
Who cares about a plate
Man! this is just too funny :) just discovered your clips and am hooked! I remember seeing you in 'Better Off Ted' - you were really good.
+Akshar Chandra thanks buddy I really appreciate the love & support!
I've been binge watching this for two days
+Beesh Alzayed I appreciate you my friend! Don't forget to subscribe so we can keep laughing :)
"Well, that is one crazy individual" 😅😅 Love his w.a.s.p. accent.
Lmaooooooo he's freaking hallarious the other day watching him I nearly peed myself lollllllll love him
Thanks +nadege king appreciate you watching & laughing with me! Make sure to subscribe for more funny weekly content!
Every time i watch your jokes i laugh at them just like the first time. now I'm proud to say that we finally have one funny individual who is origianlly from the Middle east
wow nice man spreading love and smile in the age of bombs and wars
+tamor khan nothing but love brother thanks for the support!
I think you should talk about craziness of Iraqis and Iranians.
I am iraqi
well done Maz
Big fan of you maz from Syria
I love your work. You are a master of your domain :)
Subscribed.
+Abrar Alee thanks my man appreciate you!
love it ...great....i didnt see this clip earlier...its the new one for me.....awesome man....
COME TO TORONTO!!!
He is very lively and connected with his audience...
Lovely..
most intelligent guy of middle east he got a very gud sense of humour
+khalistan lovers much love my friend!
Maz Jobrani luv u too brother keep shining
Dude, You crush it! When are you coming to Northern California?!
Hopefully soon bud! Thanks for the love!
he is the best
You're the best +Saeed Kamrani-Rad don't forget to subscribe :)
Damn man !
You are Really talented
what a great comedian :DDDD
+Artin H Artin you are a great man!
Love and respect from Pakistan. Please honor us with your talent and presence. We will be honored to be your guest.
I heard "I come in pieces."
I hope not!
+Maz Jobrani hahahah
hahaha
this is the first time in my life a famous person actually responds to my comment.
This is AbdelRahman Elsayed from Canada here :) I'm a big fan.
o0abdo0o AbdelRahman Elsayed from Canada nothing but love my friend!
The love is mutual! I'm originally Egyptian, like Ahmed Ahmed ;)
From Kenya🇰🇪 I just love this guy!!
He is amazing 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏💕💋
YOU are amazing +Mahin Shayesteh
we love you Maz .....
why people in america tread islam as a race? i mean a white guy and a muslim?! u have at least 8 milion native white european muslims only in europe.
Still watching after 3 years. I love to cry by this man's killing joke.
Man that was hilarious. That Nigerian accent though
love from Pakistan ..... :)
you are so talented
The first time ever I laughed this hard on a UA-cam vid lol!
Wishing you a Very Happy Birthday!🎂🍸🍸 Enjoy!! All the best... Your friend, Scott
+Scott Druyan much love Scott thank you buddy for remembering!
Nigerian one was awesome
he sounded like Jerry Seinfeld when we said Why would u take credit for failed car bombing :D
haha true :P
His smile is like Zlatan´s
Maatee you crazy and funny as hell xDDDD The world needs more people like you, respect
from Eastern Europe!
Hilarious!! Best of the best!!!
just subscribed to ur channel loved this piece bro
+BlackfireVatsal nothing but love my friend I appreciate you!
Modern human is doing great in Syria and muslims are nowhere even close to it!
Love from India maz. Come to India someday.
+Sam Narz hopefully soon, Sam! Much love back my man I love India. Check www.mazjobrani.com for future tour dates & don't forget to subscribe :)
the likes of him and Russel Peters suck in that they think that insulting the heritage or the nuances of their previous generation ..to get them the 'saleable in U.S.' label is something great.
These guys are American to the core and insults comedy, that too of their own lineage is pathetic.
look up Vir Das, he too does comedy.. better one at that. doesn't need one to poke exaggerated insults on ones own kind to still be funny.
I'm happy for what Maz has achieved for himself, but pity him for who he is and even more his lawyer soulmate/wife.. she could have got much better in a human being. compassion and being humane is alien to this Jobrani!
I like to send you my warmest thanks maz.
جر خوردم از خنده.
You are awesome! Love you so much❤️❤️❤️
Love you back +sushila thapa thanks for your support!
Cannot stop from laughing. Thanks for making my day. Great keep it up! Really love your jokes and logic
"Time to go" HAHAHHAHHAHAA
You are great! Iranians get super excited whenever I drop your name (also when I tell your Persian cat joke - "I know you guys are Persian like that Persian cat MEOW" * a wave of laughter*). You are part of La revolucion, Maz! Porque si, porque no!
+Donna L much love Donna thanks for the support!
love it 😍
Thanks +Samarya Jaber
Hey Maz, I dont know if you're reading the comments on YT. But let me tell you, that you are one the most talented, most funny, most cheerful, one of the "behtareen" of the "behtareen" comedians inthe world!! You are unique, brother, UNIQUE! You are AWESOME!!
+Medium Mark thanks buddy!
2019?
Your hilarious dude.... can't get enough the way you punch those joke's..... 🤣🤣🤣
i died at the grenade part xd
You Are super funny bro. ..you nailed the accents
Does it mean something crazy is going to happen at the Austin Film Festival this year? Just kidding, see you and Jimmy Vestvood there😜
Great timing and sense of humor
"One crazy individual" lol.
Carzy individuals...so damn right brother. Besides that we all r human before religion.
Laughed my pants off :D :D You are the best stand up comedian I ever seen (Y)
thank you +Sepehr Jalali moghaddam appreciate the support bud!
Love 💕 your spirit
1:47 Wow, that Pakistani Taliban PR speech joke is so dark, KKK wants to have it ban.
It's so dark, it almost sounds, like, a Brit wrote it.
Also his accent shows Indian when the Taliban are ethnic Afghans who sound completely different
i hve subscribed jst watching ur first video. tht was on indians and i m indian too. u r awesome. brown guy with gud intentions.
+Ankit singh pundir thanks buddy
4:47 He resembled like Maxim Bady for a few seconds (the face/expression)
+JustAName I think he tried to mimic him xD
Yudish Beeharry I thought so as well :p
Nice Maz, you seem to be very friendly and funny. Respect from India
"Time to go" HahahshahHhhahHhHzhh
U r giving message ,,,it's not just commedy show
Ok that was extremely funny 😂😂😂 love from Pakistan 🇵🇰
I am glad I discover this guy
Is his special on Netflix?
+john 321 it is, John! Thanks for supporting my friend!
Maz Jobrani I LOVE YOUR WORK MAZ!
katie barefield I LOVE YOU KATIE!
Maz Jobrani AHHHHH YOU RESPONDED OMG YOU ARE SERIOUSLY AMAZING!!! My best friend is Muslim and she thinks you bring an amazing light to Muslims and is super appreciative
Sir I've watched all your video's! Idk what's wrong with audience where is their sense of Comedy?
🙌🏻 Hand's down.. you're a good man sir.. m glad that UA-cam recommend me your channel ❤️ keep growing
"...it is the THOUGHT that counts!" HAHAHAHA, owning up to your screw-ups! How often do you see a POLITICIAN do that?!?! :/
You are the man...❤️
Reminds me of Russel Peters
Oh man! My sides hurt!! 😂😂😂
is it just me or does he sound like Seinfield at some parts?
more like craig ferguson?
it is just u
awesome!!
Do persians ever feel like their history has been robbed by Islam?
+avanpeltno2fan No. Because Khomeini abused Islam and ruined our country, stopped the celebrations of the Persian Empire at Persepolis and branded it "The Devil's Ritual", and made Islam look bad in general.
Never blame the religion. Blame the abuser.
+avanpeltno2fan actually Peria have islamic history on their own that's seperated from the arab islamic history , real their history , it's like asking Egyptians if they feel being robbed by islam , will I am egyptian and I feel like Islam was way better for my people then Romans rule , Romans were racist fuckers
do Europeans feel like their culture was robbed by Christianity?
+sakurakou2009 so your saying Christianity saved Europe, right? Are you sure because last I recall Europe in its paganism brought about Ancient Greece and Rome which is still today revered as a one of the golden accomplishments of human civilization. With the adoption of Christianity by the Roman king Europe witnessed centuries of sectarian wars and rivalries nevertheless to mention the suppression of science and medicine which inevitably caused half of Europe's population, 50 million people, to die out within 8 to 9 years from the black death. Christianity also led to white on white slavery before spreading to Africa. Persia was a civilization, a culture, and a language who adopted Islam as a religon without necessarily giving up their historically identity. Its not like there's an active muslim force keeping the persians muslims. Persians today embrace islam wholeheartedly without being forced to. So your assumption is inaccurate and bias.
+Horny Aleks indeed that proves that Islam is not a bad religion as many claims .. Islam is perfect but humans aren't ...
Dude this is Fucken awesome, thanks
Thanks buddy!
Iranians are not even middle eastern.
Get a map ASAP
+haitham alhabsi he means they aren't even Arab, making them separate from the rest of the middle east, and are actually more related to India.
+william khairi 20% of irani population are arabs and speaking arabic
+Omar Gadall no they are of persian descent
+lebprince its called( ahwaz) ... they are sunni arabs they represent 20% of iran population
no Netflix or iTunes (what the heck is amazon?) so sorry gotta watch these clips here and I'm lovin' every second of it!
+Annee Chang you are awesome thank you for the support! Make sure to subscribe as I'll be having more good stuff coming but you should be able to catch Jimmy Vestvood & I Come in Peace on iTunes!
Thanks! Also recently I got Netflix and was able to catch "I'm Not a Terrorist..." as well as "Brown and Friendly" again and enjoyed minute of it. Thanks for making us laugh!
Annee Chang Thanks for the love Annee!! Nothing but love & respect back!
😂🤣 I love Maz! He's the bee's knees. ❤
What does bee's knees mean
Saw a 5min comedy performance & I'm subbed. You funny man