We the jury find the defendant, Nintendo, guilty on all counts of negligence. After reviewing all of Poofesure’s Wii raging videos, this jury has concluded beyond a reasonable doubt that Nintendo is responsible for the cause of suffering that Poofesure has dealt with over how rigged the Wii’s games are. Nintendo will herby compensate Poofesure for the cost of all the equipment that was destroyed by his maniacal actions. Court is adjourned!
The last minutes of gambling are possibly the hardest I have ever laughed in my life. From poof throwing his morals away for $500 to banana watermelon cherry to up $1500 then losing it all in blackjack back to 0 has me in fucking tears
"I become a gambling addict, falling into the sought after mental state of 'Damn, I've lost so much there's surely a big payout due by now, just one more game' and lose all my money." I fixed your title, Poo.
When it comes to custody of children, normally it's decided on who is the most reliable as a parent; providing them with their needs, the way they treat their children, previous convictions, etc. They do ask the children questions, but it sometimes doesn't get anywhere because sometimes the parents manipulate their children to set the other parent up or fabricate a story. I dealt with this when I was a kid
The amount of times I was screaming “WALK AWAY!” Then I saw him bet it all at the end and I knew that was the end of the video before the hand was even shown.
Instead of Poof giving sentences such as life in prison, or x amount of months of community service in court, he would instead put the person in a room and have them complete all platinum medals on Wii Sports as punishment, and they can’t leave until all are completed
@@nickFM2 ya he did. I think when he clicked on 'send to orphanage' and then checked on the testimony before confirming it mightve glitched and not registered that he ultimately clicked to send to the mim? Idk
@@propotato4231 lol yeah "incorrect", because it's not just Europe, I'm pretty sure this is used all over the world at this point and it's probably by choice rather than anything else. But it was funny that he called it 'European" time, haha, I specifically looked for your comment after hearing that.
Banana watermelon cherry
🍌 🍉 🍒
wise words
real dhit
Real
this made me jelq
10% court
90% gambling addiction
My life be like (I am not a judge though I’m in court for other reasons)
I want poofesure to play tower unite and gamble in the Casino there
The 90% is still gambling to this day because they want to hit big.
I love how poof mentioned and acted out every gambling fallacy within a matter of 30 seconds
literally 💀
"i was gonna gamble with that money☹" -Poofesure to his daughter in need of money for school supplies
maybe the daughter should've considered it as an investment 🙂↕️
@@Hailey_Thingz7 * loses 200 dollars *
😭😭
What daughter needs the equivalent of 1/3 the rent on school supplies
She's lying
Him saying "okay one more" 50 times in a row while gambling hurt my soul 😭
Gambling does that to you. Like one more one more. You lose then your mind subconsciously tells you what if you hit it big next time😢.
welcome ot Gambling, I dunno where your from of Era's but I've seen it a LOT from the late 90's thru all of the early to late 00's
the immediate excitement in his voice when he found the casino lmfaoooo
he sure spent a while gambling too
of course he immediately goes for the casino
Lmao it was hilarious 😂
XQC MODE ACTIVATE
Yeah. I mean what else could you have expected of him to do else
being a judge was becoming a chore i had to do in order to gamble more lol
@@Poofesureplease keep playing this it’s very entertaining
I’ve never seen someone gamble so irresponsibly sober 💀
I’ve seen his gambling streams, man is insane
@@riley4548 He does gambling streams, since when?
@@jmg7359 On his twitch.
Poof out here showing why gamble addictions are a thing. "We're up! We're up!". Immediately loses it all
"IF I WIN THIS ONE..."
*loses it all*
Judge Simulator ❌ Gambling Simulator ✅
Facts😂😂
“Welcome to Poofesure’s court room. Where you’re always guilty till Poofen innocent.”
Clever lol
We the jury find the defendant, Nintendo, guilty on all counts of negligence. After reviewing all of Poofesure’s Wii raging videos, this jury has concluded beyond a reasonable doubt that Nintendo is responsible for the cause of suffering that Poofesure has dealt with over how rigged the Wii’s games are. Nintendo will herby compensate Poofesure for the cost of all the equipment that was destroyed by his maniacal actions. Court is adjourned!
LMAO
Japan in a nutshell
He needs to play ace attorney
35:23
“I’m up 500 bucks! If I win this though I’ll be up $1000” gamblers mindset
the dejection and shame as he stood there looking at his loving family after just losing all his money gambling was too real
For those wondering, beef boss was found guilty of 78 acts of terrorism and one act of jaywalking
Don't forget two acts of trespassing
Jaywalking? He’s a monster!
he's currently serving 3 life sentences in prison, and they havent even tried him for the terrorism yet!
And sabotaging the sonic and Mario Olympics
@@Taco117. thats where the terrorism 50-78 come in to play
Man really had a rise and downfall in the casino in the last 3 minutes
That's a new record
“Haha I got $500…..Cherry watermelon banana cherry watermelon banana”
The last minutes of gambling are possibly the hardest I have ever laughed in my life. From poof throwing his morals away for $500 to banana watermelon cherry to up $1500 then losing it all in blackjack back to 0 has me in fucking tears
99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big
Can't hit big tho if you don't got any money to gamble 😭😭
Bro genuinely can’t quit gambling even after actually winning
Poofesure is so real for going to the casino immediately after seeing his family
33:27 could not write a better example of a gambling addiction, lmao. The background music is just the cherry on top
35:27 actual addict behavior lol. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???
Judge Simulator quickly became Gambling Simulator
Giving a life sentence to the person who thought it was a good idea to make returning balls platinum 80
"I become a gambling addict, falling into the sought after mental state of 'Damn, I've lost so much there's surely a big payout due by now, just one more game' and lose all my money."
I fixed your title, Poo.
Poo
24:10 “i only have $31 left” stop gambling❌ all in on blackjack✅
Poof not knowing what a Banana Republic is is so funny but also so expected
Real 💀 at first I didn’t realize it was intentional and I was like “maybe they could’ve chosen a different fruit”
Wait, what does it mean?
@@fukro7557it’s the banana farm from Bloons td battles when it gets upgraded to banana republic.
@@fukro7557or theres a slight chance it could mean a corrupt government but that’s unlikely
@@fukro7557a poor country, basically third world
36:02 THE DEAD SILENCE AND HIS FAMILY STARING AT HIM 💀
They got sentenced to some HARD TIME
'judge' is a funny way to spell 'gambling addict'
poofesure would probably sentence the creator of the Wii remote to the death penalty
Hes desperately avoiding mario kart again
And platinum metals
@@lachlanmaheux3408
He's being stalked by metals?
@@PointsofData He's desperate for every last one, won't give up.
This aged like wine
Poofesure’s gambling addiction was more interesting than him judging over cases
Revised title: "I become a judge with a crippling gambling addiction"
Turned from Judge simulator to gambler simulator real quick
The gambling addiction is crazy😭
Most southwest people have some love for it
A visualisation of why gambling is bad
okay, between the gambling addiction and the violent anger towards Wii remotes, Poof has all of the makings for an abusive stepdad lmfao
Poofesure would say that nintendo is guilty of rigging wii party 💀💀💀
"Let's go gambling!
Aw dang it.
Aw dang it.
Aw dang it.
Aw dang it."
Being on a winning streak, losing one and then going all in and losing everything. Ive never related to anything more in my life.
Ya know what they say, all gamblers quit before there big win
Poofesure LITERALLY MOANING IN MY EARS THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE VID WHILST GAMBLING IS THE LAST THING I NEEDED TO HEAR LOL
Poof when he's playing blackjack: I'm doing so goo! I gotta play the wheel.
Poof when he plays the wheel: This is rigged! I'm going back to blackjack!
Judge becomes corrupt to fuel his gambling addiction. I’d watch this movie
Not the gambling addiction lines-
My wife knows I lost all my money at the casino 💀 😂
When it comes to custody of children, normally it's decided on who is the most reliable as a parent; providing them with their needs, the way they treat their children, previous convictions, etc. They do ask the children questions, but it sometimes doesn't get anywhere because sometimes the parents manipulate their children to set the other parent up or fabricate a story. I dealt with this when I was a kid
Not poof being a corrupt judge 😭😭😭😭 I had so much faith in him at first
I knew the day would come when an injured wii remote with wii motion plus inside would testify against Poof.
This game is on steam
@@BertDaMonkey
It's a joke about all the wiimotes poof destroyed my dude
This might be the best poofesure video in existence
Judge Judy realness
Lmaooo once he started endlessly gambling I went straight to the comments
I’m actually crying watching him silently stare at his loving family after gambling away their life savings, the comedic timing is insane
The amount of times I was screaming “WALK AWAY!” Then I saw him bet it all at the end and I knew that was the end of the video before the hand was even shown.
Please play this again I was dying laughing watching you prioritize gambling over court😂
Fact: 90% of gambling addicts quit right before they're about to hit it big.
Instead of Poof giving sentences such as life in prison, or x amount of months of community service in court, he would instead put the person in a room and have them complete all platinum medals on Wii Sports as punishment, and they can’t leave until all are completed
Only Poof would accidentally send children to an orphanage instead of home with their mom lmfao
I’m so confused when did he actually give them to the orphanage? It looked like he gave both to the mother? 😭😭
@@nickFM2 ya he did. I think when he clicked on 'send to orphanage' and then checked on the testimony before confirming it mightve glitched and not registered that he ultimately clicked to send to the mim? Idk
This is what happens every time they add a casino into the game.
That gambling when up 1500 pissed me off so bad bro 💀💀💀
It’s so funny that poof posted while I was watching caseoh play this exact game
Poof definitely has a gambling addiction irl. 😅
'oh cool I made $500'
*2 seconds later*
'watermelon, cherry, bannana'
poof will never learn to quit while he's ahead
The amount of times he said "one more time"
Never let this man go in an actual casino
I knew he immediately was going to the casino
this is really random but this is the earliest i've ever been to any video
same here
Same
I will say, I’ve never seen anyone lose $1000 in one hand or blackjack.
0:42 thats "obstruction of justice," and caries a penalty of $500, 30 days in jail, or both in the USA.
you’re uploading so much more often i love it
1:08
Military time ❌ European Time ✅
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Well technically a lot of Europe uses the 24 hour “military time” so I don't necessarily think its incorrect to say that lmao
Well all of Europe uses this time
@@ollieoils correct
@@ukaszkaminski5298 incorrect
@@propotato4231 lol yeah "incorrect", because it's not just Europe, I'm pretty sure this is used all over the world at this point and it's probably by choice rather than anything else. But it was funny that he called it 'European" time, haha, I specifically looked for your comment after hearing that.
That may not be a 'long' time, but it will be HARD time!
Poofesure spent more time gambling then actually playing the game 😂...
Poofesure, your gambling addiction is getting worse EVERY SECOND.
5:49 what was that? 🤨
banana more like janana republic
The lore behind this 😂
I just watched a man slowly descend into a gambling addiction
"Stupid European time" when looking at 22:00. Poof that's military time. Genius
The irony in this comment is hilarious
@@aidenkirtley4859 didn't realize they are also off that time. But still, its easy to remember.
@@KryptonicShadow people in Europe use it and america came from europe anyway so it's appropriate to call it european time
Ace Attorney Investigations: beef boss edition
Let's go gambling!
Ah dang it!
Ah dang it!
Ah dang it!
Ah dang it!
Poof not noticing the massive The Last of Us reference with “Joel Muller” and his daughter playing “The Last of Me 2” is so funny
He was too busy thinking about the casino lol
I wouldn’t be surprised if he knows nothing about the last of us. Dude didn’t even know knuckles and eggman in the Olympic Games video
1:09 Bro called it European time lmaoo
I would love for you to make this a series this is great
Should’ve titled the video “Becoming a corrupt judge to fuel my gambling addiction”
It's 11 pm and poof is gaming
12:30 never thought hearing poof being so heartwarming, love you
gets $500 and then immediately jumps to the casino
i actually loled when he put the $50 accidentally 😭😭😭
Poof is a gambler “I could have doubled my money and then given him 300”
Love how Poof wins good in Blackjack and when he wants to go back to the wheel, he hesitates and goes back to blackjack and ends up losing lmaooo
this guy always uploads right before bed time
"Oh wow is this my family?.....THE CASINO!"
You’re due brother, 99% of gamblers quit right before they win big.
The amount of times I sat there saying to the screen walk away from the casino but nope lost everything 😂
I hope poof never goes to a real life casino
7:30 could become a great audio😂
the random gambling addiction was the best part
The silent all-in at the end just to be back up did it for me hahahahahahaa
Gamble after working as a judge simulator
I like it
Not enough gambling for my court experience.
I would love to see more of this. This is the perfect combination of gambling and unnecessary child confiscation. Amazing.