No boys...UNLESS THERE CUTE! No alcohol.......UNLESS THERE 'S ENOUGH TO GO GO AROUND! No partying.................... UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED AH DERR DERR AH DERR DERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember the very, very first time I saw AVPS (as it was going up) I asked "I wonder where Joe Walker is?" and immediately after that you just hear STOMP. STOMP. STOMP. and then Joe walked in. My friends and I had to pause the video because we were laughing so hard cuz none of use were expecting it.
Ellie F my best friend watched it first and then told me: You'll never guess who Joe plays in this one! a couple of minutes later I laughed my ass off after I saw him coming in as Umbridge😂
i love the groan from the audience too when dumbledore says umbridge. then joe walks in and we all cheer and laugh cause we know some amazing stuff is about to happen
Kristie this is years late but youd have to download the mp3 of the video and crap the audio to b3 a ringtone(unless on iphone then theres a fuckton more steps but it CAN be done)
Umbridge: "What?! Where'd he go?!" Snape: "He disseperated!" Umbridge: "That's bullshit, Snape! You can't disseperate inside of Hogwarts! Right?!" Voice offstage: "Right!" Umbridge: "Right! Dammit!" That has to be one of my favorite parts of the whole play. Just awesome.
Joe Walker has this magical abilty to disappear and simply become the character. I don't know it's Joe.. it happens in almost every show. I have a slight suspicion that Joe doesn't actually exist and he is just a reprogrammable robot sent from the future to give us the perfect roles.
i recently started a re-read of HP and i cant help imagining all the characters as their starkid counterparts. its making it all extremely entertaining 😂😂😂
I always felt bad for at his Umbridge. She just wanted to be the mother she never had because her mom made her so self conscious. I’m glad she got a happy ending and found love with farenze
He just never fails to completely steal every scene he's in, whether as Umbridge or Voldemort.
Ikr
That god damn thief..!
Ikr?!!!!
Is there really any difference between the two?
Chocolate Chip yes Umbridge is 1000% more evil
i love it how when umbridge's name is mentioned the audience is like..."far out not this bitch"...then Joe enters and the audience just loses it!! XD
Sami Ace I can't hear the not this bitch
emøpøtterhead they didn't say it but just the way they reacted seemed like it.
Sami Ace oh 🙂
Yup, my initial reaction.
"I CAN'T HAVE COITUS WITH A BUNCH OF CENTAURS! I HAVE A BOOOYFRAND"
best.
line.
ever.
"YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN THING ABOUT OUR MAGICAL NIGHT TOGETHER YOU FUCKIN LITTLE SNAPE IN THE GRASS."
"Didyagetmatextz??"
Everyone hated real harry potter um bridge, but if you don't like this umbridge, well you can't be my friend.
Simple as that.
It's so hard to hate canon Umbridge when you imagine her with Joe Walker's voice...
Ikr " um did you get me teeext"
"You were never my friend, you were never my lover"
"Well why didn't you text me back?"
DontWishOnMe Starr : I like this umbridge cuz the real one looks like a toad this one is SOOOOOOOOO PRETTTTTYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love how when Bryan says "Umbridge" everyone groans but when Joe walks out everyone cheers. XD
Dylan
No boys...UNLESS THERE CUTE!
No alcohol.......UNLESS THERE 'S ENOUGH TO GO GO AROUND!
No partying.................... UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED AH DERR DERR AH DERR DERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They're*
@@carlosalejandroalvarenga4913 fuck off
@@freddie1989 no, you fuck off
WHY DOES THIS SOUND LIKE ME?
You keep me young girls, you keep me young
"I wonder what would happen if...I just broke all your fingers."
And you'd be just like Umbridge. 'Cept Umbridge can kick yo ass
Harry: *surpirsed Pikachu *
Cedric=Edward
Voldemort killed Cedric.
Voldemort=Umbridge
So it makes sense why Umbridge likes Jacob.
Mathew Godfrey OMG
omg I love you. I still don't like Twilight
So true though
You just blew my mind
I remember the very, very first time I saw AVPS (as it was going up) I asked "I wonder where Joe Walker is?" and immediately after that you just hear STOMP. STOMP. STOMP. and then Joe walked in. My friends and I had to pause the video because we were laughing so hard cuz none of use were expecting it.
Ellie F my best friend watched it first and then told me: You'll never guess who Joe plays in this one!
a couple of minutes later I laughed my ass off after I saw him coming in as Umbridge😂
i love the groan from the audience too when dumbledore says umbridge. then joe walks in and we all cheer and laugh cause we know some amazing stuff is about to happen
My sexuality is Joe Walker.
Rebekah Gilbert Mine too
Mine is Severus Snape
"I wonder what would happen if I just.... *Broke your fingers*"
I love the fact that dumbledore has a flip-phone.
+simplyawolf And it's pink.
I think this was before iPhones were too popular.
@@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 Wow. That makes me feel old af
"You girls keep me young!" Omg how have I not seen this before...
mean girls x
Kaitlyn R Have you watched them all now!?
My text tone is "Did you get my text?" it went off in class the other day XD
How did you get it on your phone?
Klarysa Hawrot Google "Did You Get My Text? Text tone" you should find it
Chris Ervin thanks!
Mine is "Oh my god, Umbridge stop texting me!"
+Chris Ervin (ChrisErvinDoesMC) can you get it on iphone?
Imagine going through these rehersals before the costumes. Just picture that. And your day has improved significantly.
Thank you 😁
Now picture it where everyone's not in costume and then there's one of them in costume
Is it bad, that I prefer THIS Umbridge to the real one?
kadindarklord no.
Everybody does! XD
+kadindarklord no it's very good. I'd be worried if you preferred the other one.
This Umbridge is actually somewhat likeable lol.
I think we all do
You can't dissaperate in hogwarts! Right?
Right!
*kicks Hermione*
"I wonder if I just...broke all of your fingers..." Just how he said it made me choke. I'm still laughing
The entire "Stutter" number should've been included... that was pure gold!!
No boooys
*Unless they're cuuuuute*
No alcohol
*Unless there's plenty to go arouuuund*
No parties
*Unless Umbridge is inviteeeeeed*
I want a ringtone from this in the scene where Umbridge says, "OH MY GOD! IT'S HARRY FREAKING POTTER!"
my text rington is "OMG Umbrige stop texting me!"
it's never gets old
+Noam Ben Moshe how do you get it, I have searched it and I can't get it
It'd be funny if someone has "OH MYGOD DUMBLEDORE!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A LOSEY BOYFRIEND?!"
I want mine to be Neville saying oh ma god I've killed Harry Potter
Kristie this is years late but youd have to download the mp3 of the video and crap the audio to b3 a ringtone(unless on iphone then theres a fuckton more steps but it CAN be done)
"Oh my god Umbrige, stop texting me!"
I just about died!
Same bro I was WHEEZING AND LIKE- 0.5 SECONDS AFTER: "did you get my text?" 🤩
The sass Lucius has in his tone-
"YES"
"well u didn't text me back. 😒"
If you don't like him as Umbridge.
We can't be friends.
AVSP Umbridge is one of the best things that ever happened xD
A Very Sequel Potter
*_A Very Sequel Potter_*
@@cecilb8287 I love A Very Sequal Potter Umbridge
"dur dur dur dur dur dur" my favorite
and the way she/he says Hogsmeade XD
Hagsmeed
Pie chart
2% think Harry's middle name is James98% harry 's middle name is freaking
I just noticed;
Snape:As much as I would like to see some of these bastards beaten *points to Harry*
Harry looks behind him lol
"I have a boyfriend"
The only thing stopping Umbridge from hooking up with a half man half horse?
Alright then..
Have you _seen_ Firenze?
fruity garlic BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
What the Devil? A BBM from Umbridge! "Are you with Dumbledore, did he get my text?" Now you drag ME into this? LMAO XD
*DID YOU GET MY TEXT*
starkid umbridge is one of the best things to ever happen
"You f*cking little snake in the grass."
Me.
I heard Snape in the grass XD
lmao me too and I thought it was even funnier that way, didn't he say Snape?
yes, it is SNAPE in the grass, that's the gag :P
I kinda felt bad for him and idk why- 😰
To those who disliked this...
*Friends lift me up in the air*
'HOW DARE YOU?!?!'
WHO DISRESPECTING UMBRIDGE
+Megan Teague I AM WOMAN, HERE ME..SMASH!!
+Kelly Clark
DRACO YOU LITTLE SHIT!
+Kelly Clark lets go watch Wizard of Waverley Place
+Kelly Clark we're gonna do this....... THE UMBRIDGEWAY!!
If your harry potter friend doesn't like this Umbridge, dump them. You don't need that negativity in your life.
This comment is perfection
Umbridge: "What?! Where'd he go?!"
Snape: "He disseperated!"
Umbridge: "That's bullshit, Snape! You can't disseperate inside of Hogwarts! Right?!"
Voice offstage: "Right!"
Umbridge: "Right! Dammit!"
That has to be one of my favorite parts of the whole play. Just awesome.
"you can kiss me or the dementors."
I welcome death.
I AM WOMAN. HEAR ME SMASH!!
I can't stop watching joe acting, he is just so freaking funny!! He's a great actor, damn.
is it me or am i in love with Umbridge in this one
OhlooksitsaPotterhead SAME
ER Bram I see you everywhere haha
falling in love falling in love falling in love.... with Joe Walker
“Little snape in the grass” I DIED
I wonder if Joe worked out for this part to make it funnier
If he didn't I would cry 😂
5:50 is awesome gotta love that audience participation
I’m pretty sure that was just Dylan, aka Dumbledore
I thought it was big D
i have an autograph from umbridge. he signed it and kissed a lip mark into the picture from this :)
Madara Uchiha i'm so jealous!
Madara Uchiha lucky
he? Umbridge is a Strong Woman!
Omg!! So lucky!!
Umbridge: “You either kiss the dementors, or you kiss, Umbridge...”
Sirius: “DUMBLEDORE!!! IM NOT WORTH IT!!!”
I was trying to watch this in class but it's literally impossible to watch this without laughing
I try to watch things like this in class, and legit, I start laughing and everyone thinks I'm absolutely crazy
3:41 You see, Snape, that's what happens when you're a butt-trumpet. Your phone has to be a calculator!
it's a BlackBerry
I absolutely died at THATS BULLSHIT SNAPE😂😂😂😂
When Dumbledore mentions Umbridge the crowd is like "we don't need her" then Umbridge walks in and everybody is so fucking happy
Nina Nrecaj
😂
This will never not be my favorite thing on the internet
haha along with lauren, I think he was awesome. Draco and Umbrigde stole the musical
Oh my god Umbridge stop texting me!:) classic
Savannah Araiza Idk how I keep reading these exactly when it came XD
Hana Tjia It happened to me too 😂
Did you get my text?
Joe Walker has this magical abilty to disappear and simply become the character. I don't know it's Joe.. it happens in almost every show. I have a slight suspicion that Joe doesn't actually exist and he is just a reprogrammable robot sent from the future to give us the perfect roles.
The fact that Joe shaved just to be Umbridge was great
Look, it's Umbitch, I mean Umbridge! *hides under invisibility cloak* help me.
derderderderder!!!I didn't realize I was in the presence of ROYALty!
i recently started a re-read of HP and i cant help imagining all the characters as their starkid counterparts. its making it all extremely entertaining 😂😂😂
Excellent
SERIOUSLY OMFG I LOVE UMBRIDGE IN THIS ONE I NEARLY DIED LAUGHING
this is such a better umbridge then the other one
Movie Umbridge: A Karen that everyone hates
AVPS Umbridge: A terrifying psychotic teacher
I always felt bad for at his Umbridge. She just wanted to be the mother she never had because her mom made her so self conscious. I’m glad she got a happy ending and found love with farenze
Umbridge: You can kiss the Dementors, or you can kiss Umbridge.
Sirius: NO GOD PLEASE I’M NOT WORTH IT!
Me: *dying hysterically at that line*
“don’t you get it you crazy bitch? I’m gay!” iconic
this is the most random, most hilarious 'interpretations' of Umbridge's character
Jesus Christ, I like Umbridge a lot more now😂
Adurdurudurududurdurdurdurdurdurdurdur!!!
when she kicks Herman in the face
Ok but Dumbledore picking up Harry (or whoever that was) was the cutest frickin thing
64 dislikes?-Thanks Hermione!
*Herman
+Majestic Squares Draco you little shit!
I thought it was Hermononucleosis?
🤣🤣😂
Thanks Herman!
I have so much respect for him, going sround inba pink dress.
GET DEM! GET DEM!... ah forget dem, we'll get them later
"Did you get my text?" Me when my best friend doesn't answer my text.
I love how when Dylan said professor umbridge some of the audience sounded worried but as soon as joe appear screams of joy 😂
Somehow this musical made me like Umbridge and Malfoy, and that diserves kudos
It’s amazing how they managed to make one of the most detestable characters imaginable into a likable one
I think we can agree Joe walker is a national treasure
We all have to be honest.
All Umbridge moments are the best
Umbridges dance break with the dementors will never not be iconic
This laughter should be the laughter of all existing and yet to come sitcoms.
I LOVE THIS
UMBRIDGE DANCING GIVES ME LIFE
*Ah! Magic!*
7:15 is my favorite part, I swear.
0:24 Who needs Bombarda maxima for an entrance, when this Umbridge can smash anything. 😂
After so many years, I still come back here ❤️❤️
I don’t know why, but the “Right?” “Right.” “Right!” joke is my favorite in all of Star kid.
I've Never Loved Umbridge More
the way Joe Walker just goes 110% all in ❤❤❤
The way Joe says "boyfriend" reminds me of Jan in the Brady bunch during the "sure Jan" scene. Fr.
"THAT'S BULLSHIT YOU CAN'T DISAPPARATE INSIDE OF HOGWARTS, RIGHT?!"
"RIGHT!"
“Ah, magic!” Has gotta be one of the best things a small budget had ever done for comedy 😆
*’Why you bein so meandameeee?’*
I send that clip to anyone who mildly offends me.
Me: did ya get my text
Mom: yeah?
Me: well ya didn’t text me back
Mom: uh I was busy? Point?
She didn’t get it 🤣🤣
my rigntone is harry freaking potter and if i get a text it says aturturtur (umbridges laugh!)
+Nora rose de-la T-R You profile pic makes me happy.
"I AM WOMAN!" Lol I died xD
HEAR ME SMASH
I prefer this Umbridge
"That's bullshit Snape! You can't disapperate inside of Hogwarts Right?"
"RIGHT!"
“Don’t you get it you crazy b*tch?! I’m GAY!” 🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
"now lift up your skirt so mommy can show you what love means"
Me: wut? love means getting hit?
"...so momma can love your bottom 'till it bleeds!" This is what she said, but it still doesn't make sense lol.
Jessica Kwasnik "as much as I would love to see some of these bastard beaten -points at Harry- it's against the rules."
A dur dur dur dur dur dur
"Did u get my text?"
"DUHR DUHR DUHR"
Most iconic
“You don’t know a god damn thing about our magical night together, you little Snape in the grass.” 😃
its the same with umbridge and voldy ... you just wanna hug himheritjoe