I am an Indian, and totally agree with Trevor about Indian parents.. so true..recently, I made a professional transition from a neuroscientist to high paying management job, and my father was like "but scientist is better" ..
No one will ever know how grateful I am to be able to watch Mr. Trevor Noah on UA-cam! I can not afford cable or any of the millions of pay for live streaming out there. So thank you UA-cam! I do not want to live a life without Mr. Noah!
Honestly ...Your not missing anything with not having cable/satellite.. with all those useless channels and bloated prices. Draining your bank acct while making some corporation/CEO rich. Best thing I did was getting rid of paid TV.
Me too I don't watch any TV not one lick but I will not miss one of Trevor's truth is with comedy he makes me laugh and that is admirable and necessary
That GTA joke was on point, much like the joke about the Indian dude's parents still wishing he was a doctor. Also knowing that ten other monarchs are buried there, that will make a fantastic heist movie someday.
@@Anonymous-uk8ee US follows a different map than India. So from his point of view, it makes sense. I'm an Indian btw, and I too don't like the map he used.
I love how Trevor snuck the cause of death in there without batting an eyelid and kept it moving, "Died of being old"..not "of old age", lol. He is a genius!
@@Southghost5997 I haven't watched the video yet but I assume it's the following: dying of old age is neutral, whereas dying "of" "being old" implies she died because she was tired of being old, given the fact that she had been old since forever.
The Twitter thread about the Queue itself was freaking hilarious. It was epic. It was all about the freaking queue itself. And Beckham waiting in line was pretty cool. One of the few celeb athletes that I respect.
"Schools and businesses were shut - that's a great way to honour someone who never worked" and it went right over the heads of the audience..... Classic line!!!
@@SharonY515 "Respect"? For what? A woman who PERSONALLY ruled while almost a million Kenyans were Interned and Thousands were Tortured. Where was the "Respect" for Their lives and Rights? A Woman who ruled when her Armed forces and "Servants" murdered and Tortured her "Subjects" in Northern Ireland. Where was the "Respect" for their Lives and Rights. A Woman who was Head of State when HER Dominions in Canada, New Zealand and Australia kidnapped thousands of Indigenous Children, deliberately attempting to obliterate THEIR Culture. Where and When did the evil witch show them ANY "Respect"? I could go on for hours, but the key Takeaway is that the Witch NEVER Apologised. So, tell me again WHY this Woman earned "Respect"?
@@michaelodonnell824she wasn't responsible for all that.The fact that you are saying this shows that you don't know that she has no power and she's just a puppet.All the anger should go to the Prime Ministers and the cabinet and the so called soldiers who committed these atrocities.Even if she said stop or went there and stopped it those heartless whatever's would have done it.Yes she didn't do anything to earn respect except inherit the throne but at least respect her as a woman.Its all the PM under her who made those decisions or at least didn't stop it.Her crime was inherit the crown which before she inherited it the British empire was already committing the atrocities.If she died before she was 21 than her sister would have inherited it.She or whoever inherits the crown has no power just a symbol.even selecting the cabinet the PM only needs her(whoever is the monarch) signature as a formality even that she can't say no.
They were the main rivals during Beckham's time at Manchester United. Plus he's from an area of London that supports Totenham Hotspur who are also big local rivals for Arsenal.
priceless is the moment when david beckham realized in line that he had to wait 12 hours to view the queen’s closed casket and couldn’t just leave without it becoming a press disaster.
Everyone was aware exactly how long the queue was - there was a tracking system in place being relayed to the public. He bought down a whole lot of donuts for us - just moved along like the other 1/4 million people.
“The Long Walk of the Navajo, also called the Long Walk to Bosque Redondo, was the 1864 deportation and attempted ethnic cleansing of the Navajo people by the United States federal government. Navajos were forced to walk from their land in what is now Arizona to eastern New Mexico.”
Preach. DeSantis will promptly have it removed from history books in Florida to not make conservative Republican children guilty for America's past transgressions. Or he will have it reclassified as "voluntary relocation for better opportunities" This is so sad.
@@judithvilla1463 Why are you spreading lies, Judith? Both Meghan Markle and her husband Harry stated that the person who had asked about their child's color was neither the Queen nor her husband Prince Philip. You could have made several valid critical comments about the monarchy but you went for the lie. Says a lot about you.
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@@susanfanning9480 , Agreed. She had a very long reign. Seems surreal she's gone. I didn't know or meet her & she seemed very loved by those who did know her well. v
Honestly, I'm Indian and have no love for the British monarchy but I cried watching all the shorts about her last night. Videos of her with her father, mother and sister. I don't care who you are those do touch the heart. Not to mention her moments with her daughter and her grand kids. And then them standing vigil. It made me cry, made me think of the the time i lost my grandmother.
But when your grandma died, did anyone care? I don’t say that to be mean. Why should they deserve such accolade for no reason? What is their job? Besides taking money that could go to helping the citizens. I’m sorry but I didn’t know her. I won’t shed a tear. As nobody mourned my precious mother but her family. My mother was once a smiling, bright, bubbly child too who was loved by her father.
@@dragonwithagirltattoo598 actually, a lot of people cared when my grandma died. People she had been kind to and helped throughout her comparatively short life. I'm sure it was the same for your mom, it's sometimes hard to see that through your own pain in the moment. I will not judge people sentiments towards their queen, I've never had a monarch or anyone I held in that regard. However, I said the sentiments of her family and her relationship with she had with her family, who are all also dead touched me. How alone she would've felt when her parents and sister died and then when her husband of more than 70 years died, made me emotional. Looking at Anne standing over her mother's body brought to my mind my mother at my grandma's cremation ceremony. I do not care about the grandeur and pomp and ceremony of the thing, that's protocol.
We're respectful ...until the sun goes down.... That's when things get dicey! You haven't queued to catch the N155 nightbus through South London on a Saturday night in 2012. It was called the fightbus for a reason!
The breaking of the wand... had been a tradition since before the War of the Roses! All monarchs and all members of the royal houses have a wand or House Banner broken at the coffin!
I am amazed at how orderly the lines were in the past four days; if it were in America, at least a fight would have been recorded every twenty-four hours.
Respect to the people mourning the Queen, 10’s of thousands waiting in a 5 mile long line for untold hours. No violence, no protests, no grandstanding, just quiet reverence. I can’t imaging anything like that happening in the US that didn’t turn into a debacle.
British folks love to line up? They should start a training camp for Republican run southern states. Voters need all the help they can get for marathon lines
The only two reasons I can think of why anyone would queue for 20+ hours to see a person lying in state is either because that person had played a big part in their own lives OR, most likely, so that they can say for the rest of their lives that they´ve done so. After all, you don´t get to see a monarch with a 70 year reign lying in state very often.
"Getting in line" Brits LIKE this? All it would take is 20 people forming a random line and they will jump in and join them? Easiest flash mob prank, EVER!
@@pamelabarbato1623it's a symbol that many have known...at this point their whole lives. and it is an era that has ended. I agreed that I don't see the reason for sadness but instead a celebration of a long life, well lived. but to the british it's sentimental. The ignory is that it think no one except maybe Prince Phillip really knew who or what she really believed in .
@@pamelabarbato1623the same reason ppl were upset and sad when MJ and Princesses Diana left us..we love them cause we admire them and they part of culture ,u love your heroes you don't have to know them.
South Africans in general have a great sense of humor….which is so clearly polished for the Americans and British! Well done Trevor my boy!!! Well done. You make South Africans proud!! You should do your own daily show same as Ellen…everyone waiting for a successor…. You’d do well….DO IT
A lot of us Brits are a bit over sensitive at the moment, but your jokes were very funny - however I will take exception to one - The Queen was an incredibly hard working monarch, even a few days before her death she was doing her royal duties. It's one of the reasons she was personally more popular than the institute of the monarchy itself.
Yeah I was scratching my head at that too. Windsor Castle is 22 miles from Westminister. That sounds more like a glaring error rather than a joke to me...
Maybe he was speaking counting in America's classic absolutely-nonfictional super-freedom-cowboy-imperial-colonial miles, instead of civilized units the rest of the world uses for measuring?
Minor detail - it wasn't a three mile march from Westminster Abbey to Windsor Castle. They are miles apart. The three miles was the Long Walk which is the approach to Windsor Castle.
More like multiple major details. The Corgis weren't at the funeral, they were at Windsor Castle. Footage from the Windsor ceremony and the London ceremony mixed up multiple times. Slandering Charles for not being popular when indeed he is very popular. The Queen for not working when she literally was the hardest working person on this planet who worked until the age of 96 years.
Only the WHO has the authority to declare the pandemic over. So it isn't over. But most Americans have been done with the pandemic for over a while now -- unless you live in a red state in which case you never believed we ever in a pandemic in the first place.
I am an Indian, and totally agree with Trevor about Indian parents.. so true..recently, I made a professional transition from a neuroscientist to high paying management job, and my father was like "but scientist is better" ..
Dhando
bruh😂
No one will ever know how grateful I am to be able to watch Mr. Trevor Noah on UA-cam! I can not afford cable or any of the millions of pay for live streaming out there. So thank you UA-cam! I do not want to live a life without Mr. Noah!
Honestly ...Your not missing anything with not having cable/satellite.. with all those useless channels and bloated prices. Draining your bank acct while making some corporation/CEO rich.
Best thing I did was getting rid of paid TV.
Amen
Lol me too.
Me too! I refuse to pay for cable
Me too I don't watch any TV not one lick but I will not miss one of Trevor's truth is with comedy he makes me laugh and that is admirable and necessary
3:32 Even Prince Charles was in line all his life for the throne
😂😂😂
lol, nice one
Who said he was waiting? Everyone just assumes.
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@@dalangie he was "next in line to the throne"
That GTA joke was on point, much like the joke about the Indian dude's parents still wishing he was a doctor. Also knowing that ten other monarchs are buried there, that will make a fantastic heist movie someday.
Payday 3: The Monarch Treasure
All the broken cue sticks one could want.
You joke a lot 🤣
Why a heist in the world of the dead?
You think it’s a joke but there’s a Chinese American scientist who won the Nobel prize and his mom still wishes he went to Harvard for med school 😂
I see you went to the Playhard's School of Loadcraft and Grindery. Which House are you in?
Man, Trevor, you nailed it on the Indian parent expectations!! Lol!! Some things never change.
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But he failed the geography test with that map behind him😂
@@Anonymous-uk8ee US follows a different map than India. So from his point of view, it makes sense. I'm an Indian btw, and I too don't like the map he used.
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I love how Trevor snuck the cause of death in there without batting an eyelid and kept it moving, "Died of being old"..not "of old age", lol. He is a genius!
What's the difference?
@@Southghost5997 I haven't watched the video yet but I assume it's the following: dying of old age is neutral, whereas dying "of" "being old" implies she died because she was tired of being old, given the fact that she had been old since forever.
Oh yeah: that's genius. This guy is just hysterical. Every time I happen on one of his brilliant clips, I miss Jon Stewart more.
OD'd on life.
@@anniez3431 You seem fun.
I love how Noah takes very heavy topics and respectfully makes fun of it. Brilliant!
Respectfully ? I don’t think so
@@Ameenah69 Respect in a fun way, I think so
He makes something of it, cause fun or funny was not it today…
@@eaxazurdia It's okay, not everyone can understand Trevor's sense of humor.🤪
@Newcious Lost foothold.
Michael Kosta was literally killing it today 😂😂
I'm going to be saying "boiling pointer" from now on 😅
agreed, right from the start too, "I hope we find the queen's killer"
crushing it ...
Always!!!
He drives me craZy 🤪 with killing iT on his 3 minute skits
He's been crushing for some time now
The Twitter thread about the Queue itself was freaking hilarious. It was epic. It was all about the freaking queue itself. And Beckham waiting in line was pretty cool. One of the few celeb athletes that I respect.
That to me was staged
@@judyeverist646 Beckham? 13 hrs in a que, staged or not I wouldn't do it
There's a theory that he's done it to get a Knighthood.
David surely regretted that public stunt. Probably around the 10-hour-mark.
@@Banquet42 It's an open secret.
I love how Trevor is able to imitate Indian & the British accent soo well! Hahaha
He usually does all sorts of accents wonderfully. It is quite impressive, in fact.
That's South Africa for you lol. Lot's of British, African, Dutch, and Indian influence. Very diverse place.
It's the stereotype, nobody talks like that in this generation(millenials onwards)...
That's not how Indians talk, that's how Hollywood thinks indians talk.. grow up
yeah. on point always.
"Schools and businesses were shut - that's a great way to honour someone who never worked" and it went right over the heads of the audience.....
Classic line!!!
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FO and show some respect for another countries beloved Monarch.
@@SharonY515 "Respect"? For what?
A woman who PERSONALLY ruled while almost a million Kenyans were Interned and Thousands were Tortured. Where was the "Respect" for Their lives and Rights?
A Woman who ruled when her Armed forces and "Servants" murdered and Tortured her "Subjects" in Northern Ireland. Where was the "Respect" for their Lives and Rights.
A Woman who was Head of State when HER Dominions in Canada, New Zealand and Australia kidnapped thousands of Indigenous Children, deliberately attempting to obliterate THEIR Culture. Where and When did the evil witch show them ANY "Respect"?
I could go on for hours, but the key Takeaway is that the Witch NEVER Apologised.
So, tell me again WHY this Woman earned "Respect"?
@@michaelodonnell824she wasn't responsible for all that.The fact that you are saying this shows that you don't know that she has no power and she's just a puppet.All the anger should go to the Prime Ministers and the cabinet and the so called soldiers who committed these atrocities.Even if she said stop or went there and stopped it those heartless whatever's would have done it.Yes she didn't do anything to earn respect except inherit the throne but at least respect her as a woman.Its all the PM under her who made those decisions or at least didn't stop it.Her crime was inherit the crown which before she inherited it the British empire was already committing the atrocities.If she died before she was 21 than her sister would have inherited it.She or whoever inherits the crown has no power just a symbol.even selecting the cabinet the PM only needs her(whoever is the monarch) signature as a formality even that she can't say no.
That ARSENAL joke was EPIC and so well performed by Trevor... kudos!
Baseball fans won't understand this
Are gooners the worst?
@@zbcento6278 🤣🤣🤣Stickball wat's dat?
They were the main rivals during Beckham's time at Manchester United. Plus he's from an area of London that supports Totenham Hotspur who are also big local rivals for Arsenal.
I'm not sure the american writers knew that Lizzy was an Arsenal supporter, but they hit right on spot =)
Nobody does the Indian accent better than Trevor 👏🏼
Yes
Even Indian people are like "why is he always presenting this show with a South African accent when he is clearly from Mumbai"
have u seen the map of India he has shown in this video?
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😂😂😂😂😂facts, I just read this comment on a perfect time when the scene was just playing 😂
Can you imagine standing in line for over 20 hours just to see a box that may or may not have a old dead woman in it?
With this sentence….you should never transit in UK for anything…they will hook you up….be careful..!!
Yes exactly!!!!!!!!!!😮
Trevor Noah indeed is the perfect man to succeed Jon Stewert, his jokes are getting better and better with each episode.
His jokes have always been funny tbh
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“Brits Queue for Hours to See Queen” is the most British headline ever.
Did you see where they told them stop bringing marmalade jam and Paddington bears. That was a close second
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Not enough ancient Egypt jokes out there, thanks Trevor!
The egyptians had KING TUT now we have WING NUT
@@darylthomas4522 More like Wing Nut the second. How do you Americans keep electing the absolute bottom-of-the-barrel candidates you can find?
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priceless is the moment when david beckham realized in line that he had to wait 12 hours to view the queen’s closed casket and couldn’t just leave without it becoming a press disaster.
It would be epic...😃😃
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Everyone was aware exactly how long the queue was - there was a tracking system in place being relayed to the public. He bought down a whole lot of donuts for us - just moved along like the other 1/4 million people.
Dont know what to do.
Being respectful and not skipping the queue is exactly us 😅 you jump the queue and oh my! So much respect for Beckham
I just got back from London, I queued for 11 hours, it was an experience that I will never forget.
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My love for Trevor Noah is unexplainable
He's really Kool always make me laugh 😂
You are a bot, robot.
I can explain it: he's funny and those dimples are black holes
@@4Mikes4Mindset4 because ????
I feel similarly🫂
The making your own coffee at home joke won a "like" from me! :D
Yes! I nearly did a spit take on that one.
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“The Long Walk of the Navajo, also called the Long Walk to Bosque Redondo, was the 1864 deportation and attempted ethnic cleansing of the Navajo people by the United States federal government. Navajos were forced to walk from their land in what is now Arizona to eastern New Mexico.”
I was thinking of that and the trail of tears when we were supposed to show reverence for entitled snots following a casket
Preach. DeSantis will promptly have it removed from history books in Florida to not make conservative Republican children guilty for America's past transgressions. Or he will have it reclassified as "voluntary relocation for better opportunities" This is so sad.
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@@lenawagenfuehr53 exactly! Following the casket of a person who asked about the “color” of her grandchild. . . .ugh.
@@judithvilla1463 Why are you spreading lies, Judith? Both Meghan Markle and her husband Harry stated that the person who had asked about their child's color was neither the Queen nor her husband Prince Philip. You could have made several valid critical comments about the monarchy but you went for the lie. Says a lot about you.
It would've been funny if David Beckham was stuck in line with a Liverpool fan and told him "You'll never walk alone! Lol!!!"
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As the woman, wife, mom and granma that she was, as any other woman of her age group, i am deeply sorry. As a queen, i have nothing to say.
Exactly my mother who past was my Queen 👑 and more important than her TO ME. 🌼🕊️
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Sthu
No respect your absolutely disgusting
Oh Cry more 🙄
“Died of being old” 😂
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That's the best death ever i wish for
Literally Trevor is the best. How one can make death an interesting topic just from his pov is beyond amazing 🙌🏻
Death can be interesting as long as it's not one of yours...
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'Queen Elizabeth died for being old'
'we hate Charles!' 'we also hate Charles!' lmffaoaoo I can't 😂😂😂🤣
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13:17 Always love when Noah can't help but laugh at Kosta's randomness, somebody should make a video collecting all those moments.
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Oh yes, he always do that wierd donkey laugh, HIA HIA HIA HIA!
@@VULA I can qqqqqqq
He was really flexing his accents in this one
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"Died of being old." Too funny 😂Trevor. Thanks. May Liz RIP.
Rest in peace. She deserves a well earned rest.
@@susanfanning9480 , Agreed. She had a very long reign. Seems surreal she's gone. I didn't know or meet her & she seemed very loved by those who did know her well. v
Hello pretty ☺️
S/o to Trevor for bringing humor but still being respectful of Her late Majesty
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I despise waiting in line for anything. Thanks for the laughs, Trevor. You never disappoint.
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patience is a virtue
Honestly, I'm Indian and have no love for the British monarchy but I cried watching all the shorts about her last night.
Videos of her with her father, mother and sister. I don't care who you are those do touch the heart.
Not to mention her moments with her daughter and her grand kids. And then them standing vigil.
It made me cry, made me think of the the time i lost my grandmother.
But when your grandma died, did anyone care? I don’t say that to be mean. Why should they deserve such accolade for no reason? What is their job? Besides taking money that could go to helping the citizens. I’m sorry but I didn’t know her. I won’t shed a tear. As nobody mourned my precious mother but her family. My mother was once a smiling, bright, bubbly child too who was loved by her father.
@@dragonwithagirltattoo598 actually, a lot of people cared when my grandma died. People she had been kind to and helped throughout her comparatively short life.
I'm sure it was the same for your mom, it's sometimes hard to see that through your own pain in the moment.
I will not judge people sentiments towards their queen, I've never had a monarch or anyone I held in that regard.
However, I said the sentiments of her family and her relationship with she had with her family, who are all also dead touched me.
How alone she would've felt when her parents and sister died and then when her husband of more than 70 years died, made me emotional. Looking at Anne standing over her mother's body brought to my mind my mother at my grandma's cremation ceremony.
I do not care about the grandeur and pomp and ceremony of the thing, that's protocol.
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What about all the people who died because of her????
Seeing the corgis waiting for the queen just broke my heart.
They seemed very chunky & confused 😕
@@rohand04 The wand got me! I thought wait we're in Hogwarts now? 😉
And her horse, Emma. 😢
who said they were waiting?
@@carolw8579 I have read that they will be living with Andrew.....no wonder they are sad.
In Great Britain, people in queues were civilized and polite
In the US, people in Q stormed the Capital
So true, look at how well respected they were, and my underline word is RESPECT.
We're respectful ...until the sun goes down.... That's when things get dicey! You haven't queued to catch the N155 nightbus through South London on a Saturday night in 2012. It was called the fightbus for a reason!
Yes and no guns in sight anywhere unless strategically placed on rooftops.
Don't remind us. Yikes.
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The "making coffee at home" joke was gold.
I am 17 and you r my favorite way of knowing news Trevor
I am 66 and Trevor Noah is my best news source too!
Kosta crushing it so hard even Trevor is in giggling along.
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The saddest part of that funeral was the queen's corgis . They looked sad, hopefully they will be taken care of.
"Taken care of"
😂
I love Trevor, he’s an awesome comic
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12:03 I spit out my coffee (and hit like) for this part. Mike Costa really crushed it today.
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Claim your “here within an hour” ticket right here ❤️
Heck yeah
Yeah ❤
❤
Ok then
Thank you
The breaking of the wand... had been a tradition since before the War of the Roses! All monarchs and all members of the royal houses have a wand or House Banner broken at the coffin!
Mazel tov on your statefuneral!
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That Arsenal Joke was a deep cut
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I need to remember to not watch this while I'm brushing my teeth. At least my poor phone is minty fresh now though. 😅
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"We hate Charles, we also hate Charles" this one killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Trevor Noah is now our National treasure.
The rocket comment is so much funnier once you realize that Bezos's most resent rocket that launched this week exploded
...dont worry Jeezy Beezy. It happens to everybody
It’s recent, not resent
Wait..whaaat..
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David Beckham was like. Skip the line? What, and miss the experience of being in a queue? Do you not understand being British?
The Joe Biden bit took me OUT 😂
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I am amazed at how orderly the lines were in the past four days; if it were in America, at least a fight would have been recorded every twenty-four hours.
Totally agree with you....
10/10 would queue for 22 hours to meet Trevor
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Hahaha 🤣 Trevor's British accent is on point.
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Respect to the people mourning the Queen, 10’s of thousands waiting in a 5 mile long line for untold hours. No violence, no protests, no grandstanding, just quiet reverence. I can’t imaging anything like that happening in the US that didn’t turn into a debacle.
Right? Bravo! Great example of how it actually can be done.
You forgot to add.."no random active shooter". Yeah, that's America for you.
"he became the second richest person by making coffee at home instead of buying it on the way to work" xD
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Trevor does not miss💯👌🏾. The Becks joke took me out especially being a United Fan I can imagine🤣🤣😭😭.
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You have to be really lonely, to truly enjoy waiting in line.
I think you might be missing a trick here, sunshine.
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8:46 😆We had a cross mind merger there Trevor. I was pining for a Harry Potter joke in my head after the Wanda snapping was mention too.
There's no way I would stand in line for 22 hours. I'd die in the process.
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British folks love to line up? They should start a training camp for Republican run southern states. Voters need all the help they can get for marathon lines
Mail it in or early voting when turn out is lower.
They have been lining up and following orders since 1066. Look it up.
😂
“The British are a thick conservative people”
The democrats in CA should have all the homeless in the state form a line. It would wrap around the Earth 2 times.
The only two reasons I can think of why anyone would queue for 20+ hours to see a person lying in state is either because that person had played a big part in their own lives OR, most likely, so that they can say for the rest of their lives that they´ve done so. After all, you don´t get to see a monarch with a 70 year reign lying in state very often.
Yeah, I think bragging rights that you saw the dead queen is definitely a thing.
Ummm… Are you kidding?!? That bus ride must’ve been EPIC!!! 😂🪩🌟❣️💯
If the freaking Emperor of Japan can take the bus, Joe Biden can leave his motorcade at home
That bus ride WAS DANGEROUS. ONE JERRY BRUCKHEIMER MOVIE OF GLOBAL COLLAPSE
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This video was just immaculate. The punchlines... every single one was amazing
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The man that medical thing was so true 😂
they do wrong surgeries?
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I live for the correspondents' segment.
"Getting in line" Brits LIKE this? All it would take is 20 people forming a random line and they will jump in and join them? Easiest flash mob prank, EVER!
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The Indian accent Trevor does is so, so accurate. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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More than routine hospital care was canceled, chemotherapy treatments (planned in some cases weeks in advance) were canceled
That is a CRIME. Someone will lose a loved one because you have to "show respect"
I am British and was obviously extremely sad about the death of the Queen, but I must admit that these jokes are spot on 👍
may I ask why were you Sad? did you know her? I cant understand
@@pamelabarbato1623it's a symbol that many have known...at this point their whole lives. and it is an era that has ended. I agreed that I don't see the reason for sadness but instead a celebration of a long life, well lived.
but to the british it's sentimental. The ignory is that it think no one except maybe Prince Phillip really knew who or what she really believed in .
@@pamelabarbato1623the same reason ppl were upset and sad when MJ and Princesses Diana left us..we love them cause we admire them and they part of culture ,u love your heroes you don't have to know them.
Thank you for making me laugh today Trevor, you're awesome! 😊
No, he isn't.
@@4Mikes4Mindset4, Low mood? v
@@4Mikes4Mindset4 he's super cool, he is one of the only pro working class political commentators today
@@K-Lowe Yep...not enough anti-proletariat, peasant shaming commentators for my liking 🧐
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My mom and I absolutely love you Trevor❤❤❤ much love from Trinidad and Brooklyn🇹🇹🇺🇸🇹🇹🇺🇸😘🙌🏾
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GREAT HEADLINES, VERY ENTERTAINING, THANKS TREVOR
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Thank you Trevor, you made my morning! 😅😂
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I was up this morning 2:00 AM Pacific Time... I watched Queen Elizabeth's funeral off and on for maybe 5 1/2 hours...
It was riveting.
And when do you come off medication? Are you allowed outside unsupervised?
@@lenawagenfuehr53
I sometimes have insomnia...
I thought that it might put me to sleep. 😴
Trevor Noah is hilarious 😂😂😂
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My poor little 9 year old has been suffering with long COVID for 3 months now. COVID is far from over.
Yeah, I have a couple of relatives that have long covid , too.
☹️
🙏 from the Pawnee nation.
May get well soon I pray in Jesus name.
Covid is here to stay.
South Africans in general have a great sense of humor….which is so clearly polished for the Americans and British! Well done Trevor my boy!!! Well done. You make South Africans proud!! You should do your own daily show same as Ellen…everyone waiting for a successor…. You’d do well….DO IT
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The only late night show covering the queen I could watch in it’s entirety.
Nigerians celebrated in their humorous manner, they even made Ankara print for the burial. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
President pass president....as we say in Nigeria - "Power pass Power!!!
Some rode in Beasts, others in Buses🤣
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@9:20 as the coffin is lowered into ground look at Prince Edward's daughter in tears 😢!! But the camera quickly changes it's direction of focus.
It was amazing to have been for this show, I highly recommend everyone goes to see one of his recordings
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This show is the best, thank you.
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That Kosta hot tip is the best of his hot tips EVER!
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"Takes her ten minutes to open Solitaire." 🤣
Looking for your show all day long
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He’s right if you stop buying coffee you would have money 😂🙈
I literally laughed out loud over that. So true!
Unless you don't buy coffee. 💁🏽♀️
I don't drink neither buy coffee, never have. But I have children... 🤷
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I absolutely broke over trevors biden impersonation
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A lot of us Brits are a bit over sensitive at the moment, but your jokes were very funny - however I will take exception to one - The Queen was an incredibly hard working monarch, even a few days before her death she was doing her royal duties. It's one of the reasons she was personally more popular than the institute of the monarchy itself.
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I literally died when Trevor said it was a 3-mile march from Westminster Abbey to Windsor Castle ! 🤣🤣
Yeah I was scratching my head at that too. Windsor Castle is 22 miles from Westminister. That sounds more like a glaring error rather than a joke to me...
Maybe he was speaking counting in America's classic absolutely-nonfictional super-freedom-cowboy-imperial-colonial miles, instead of civilized units the rest of the world uses for measuring?
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@@jus7040 so... meter?
Thanks for cracking me up Trevor😊
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My son did go to medical school at the request of his father. We have 8 Doctors in the family
........and not a looker in the bunch.
I always say, every family needs a dr, a nurse, a lawyer, a mechanic, a plumber and so on
@@sophistichistory4645 You've seen these people? Are you an acquaintance or a stalker man?😂😂
Mazel Tov!
@@ashokseshadri8331 Neither, I just have a treasure trove of comebacks and quips for every occasion, including insufferable bragging.
OK those GTA jokes were on point 👌 💯
Hey Trevor's tie game has been getting better. All of those in recent episodes are beautiful and properly tied.
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Minor detail - it wasn't a three mile march from Westminster Abbey to Windsor Castle. They are miles apart. The three miles was the Long Walk which is the approach to Windsor Castle.
More like multiple major details. The Corgis weren't at the funeral, they were at Windsor Castle. Footage from the Windsor ceremony and the London ceremony mixed up multiple times. Slandering Charles for not being popular when indeed he is very popular. The Queen for not working when she literally was the hardest working person on this planet who worked until the age of 96 years.
Only the WHO has the authority to declare the pandemic over. So it isn't over. But most Americans have been done with the pandemic for over a while now -- unless you live in a red state in which case you never believed we ever in a pandemic in the first place.
More pandemics are coming plagues are coming for certain!
Yep. Sure they haven’t noticed that over a million people died in the Us
That Arsenal bit was hilariousLol 😂😂
0:38 The map you used there is gonna cause some rifts…
The Arsenal joke had me in stitches🤣🤣🤣