Criminal Lawyer Reacts to Remble - Touchable

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  • @briyyyan8302
    @briyyyan8302 3 роки тому +6853

    remble isn't built different, he's constructed alternatively

  • @sylem7157
    @sylem7157 3 роки тому +5214

    Remble “kill his cousin right in front of him”
    Bruce: “well that’s not nice”

    • @WhoisSayge
      @WhoisSayge 3 роки тому +47

      LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CR_PLAYEDIT
      @CR_PLAYEDIT 3 роки тому +13

      🤣

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 3 роки тому +34

      I mean, he do be spitting facts

    • @SheHateBlu
      @SheHateBlu 3 роки тому +21

      Well it's a fact. Lawyers have more sympathy. And stand judgement for the actions of others.

    • @5u1c1de_Ry
      @5u1c1de_Ry 2 роки тому +4

      words of the year

  • @agudelojefferson3842
    @agudelojefferson3842 3 роки тому +3810

    Remble does not Kidnap you he simply moves you to a unknown longitude and latitude

    • @SwiKeyMTC
      @SwiKeyMTC 3 роки тому +64

      💀

    • @falchetti4493
      @falchetti4493 3 роки тому +233

      Remble does not rap, he informs you with rhythm.

    • @kevinwilson5652
      @kevinwilson5652 3 роки тому +17

      @@falchetti4493 slept on this one

    • @xShqdowMC
      @xShqdowMC 2 роки тому +4

      @@kevinwilson5652 lol

    • @gavinr.3170
      @gavinr.3170 2 роки тому +1

      I love this channel but i also watch Seven Hunnid on UA-cam alot..

  • @twixyyt5744
    @twixyyt5744 3 роки тому +3532

    “That’s just so fucking cold” this man is just the best

  • @darkmark10
    @darkmark10 3 роки тому +2856

    “If you need 30 your a bad shot”- Bruce Rivers

    • @papatom4422
      @papatom4422 3 роки тому +274

      Bruce keep a revolver he a deadeye 😭😭🐐

    • @raccoon2058
      @raccoon2058 3 роки тому +130

      blicky bruce

    • @trippie_fabio3181
      @trippie_fabio3181 3 роки тому +74

      He’s right but it’s always best to have more ammo than your opposition in combat

    • @stealyonikes
      @stealyonikes 3 роки тому +18

      Not really,in a panic situation spray and hope you strike someone

    • @trippie_fabio3181
      @trippie_fabio3181 3 роки тому +35

      Plus why would you want 6-15 shots against a whole group of people, 30 rounder is pretty smart for a bad bad bad situation

  • @idk6940
    @idk6940 3 роки тому +5637

    "I'm not lacking tho"

  • @madebymali6758
    @madebymali6758 3 роки тому +1620

    “I’m not lackin tho” - Blicky Bruce, 2021
    Untouchable.

    • @confused_phantom3820
      @confused_phantom3820 3 роки тому +45

      🅱️licky 🅱️ruce 😂😂😂

    • @ppsychoyan8368
      @ppsychoyan8368 3 роки тому +12

      Bruce BinFloxkin✡️🔱

    • @SPEEDOPHILE116
      @SPEEDOPHILE116 2 роки тому +4

      Yessir that's my boy blicky 🦹🏾‍♂️🦹🏾‍♂️ 🗿 🗿🦹🏾‍♂️🦹🏾‍♂️👑👑

    • @jaxsynwinkler5859
      @jaxsynwinkler5859 2 роки тому +1

      He keep it on him 😂

  • @OaklandsOwn1
    @OaklandsOwn1 3 роки тому +1977

    When he say "Im Not lackin tho."..... I believe him.

    • @aonis3156
      @aonis3156 3 роки тому +15

      same

    • @tylerspeir5654
      @tylerspeir5654 3 роки тому +40

      Dont fuck wit the homie bruce

    • @dustyzbrick9510
      @dustyzbrick9510 3 роки тому +16

      Bliccy Bruce

    • @T4NKEVANZ
      @T4NKEVANZ 3 роки тому +29

      hes had choppers in videos before lmaoo

    • @deezlilnuts
      @deezlilnuts 2 роки тому +17

      man was prepared to ride out on the man who snitched on his dad with a .357

  • @jakewalko1632
    @jakewalko1632 2 роки тому +507

    Bruce: “Glorifying these kinds of activities is harmful”
    Also Bruce: “If you need 30 rounds, then your a bad shot”

    • @benjamintoddmusic8108
      @benjamintoddmusic8108 2 роки тому +27

      Well if your gonna do something do I right

    • @DonWick777
      @DonWick777 Рік тому +1

      Heard a couple ppl died swimming in the lake that used to be a black town that was flooded in Georgia. Police must be horrible shots then. Them boys empty on Unarmed ppl

  • @KxngDrew
    @KxngDrew 3 роки тому +443

    “Getting your shit pushed back boy” 😭😭😭

  • @ykblanco347
    @ykblanco347 3 роки тому +258

    I’m starting to believe that blicky Bruce a real gangsta under that suit😂😂

  • @jmainevent7513
    @jmainevent7513 3 роки тому +782

    LMFAO
    "and here's the other thing I kinda like remble"
    "but it is cold as shit"
    💪🏾🤛🏾

  • @collinstobesbuheretsinje335
    @collinstobesbuheretsinje335 3 роки тому +1688

    Remble isn't the goat, he's the capra aegagrus

    • @zq7759
      @zq7759 3 роки тому +52

      Underrated

    • @DemoDaVinci
      @DemoDaVinci 3 роки тому +60

      big brain comment

    • @tulips1083
      @tulips1083 3 роки тому +33

      When you understand a smart person comment

    • @jmainevent7513
      @jmainevent7513 3 роки тому +23

      @@tulips1083 u ain't understand shit u Googled it like me lol

    • @tulips1083
      @tulips1083 3 роки тому +24

      @@jmainevent7513 I actually did

  • @xpertq5726
    @xpertq5726 3 роки тому +393

    “If you need 30 you’re a bad shot” this man sending shots with 0 he can’t miss

  • @cainpoe
    @cainpoe 3 роки тому +1077

    I wonder if Bruce starts dropping lingo at family gatherings

  • @arisrevenge
    @arisrevenge 3 роки тому +334

    “i don’t have the choppa, i’m not lackin though” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @qqxnb1828
      @qqxnb1828 2 роки тому +5

      Bliky Bruce valid

    • @cainpoe
      @cainpoe 2 роки тому +2

      Cosigned.

  • @Mayowanyc
    @Mayowanyc 3 роки тому +155

    A lawyer really breaking down rap lyrics I would've never imagined lol

    • @BENZO_TV
      @BENZO_TV 2 роки тому +2

      Ever🤞

    • @paradise_valley
      @paradise_valley 2 місяці тому +1

      Coolest thing is he enjoys the music and understands it contextually, and almost breaks down lyrics thematically, artistically and also even ethically sometimes. So it’s not entirely even legal advice and stuff.

  • @undr_guv_surv
    @undr_guv_surv 3 роки тому +219

    "You only need one"... Bruce goin for the collateral

    • @datboitaco5463
      @datboitaco5463 3 роки тому +17

      If you say this in touchable's beat it's straight bars

    • @jameswolf5513
      @jameswolf5513 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, he comin with the disses, hit ch’boy wit that collateral

  • @theapexpredator5428
    @theapexpredator5428 3 роки тому +201

    “From eating lunchables at recess to getting your shit pushed back” Said by a truly cold ass man. Gotta love that man Blicky “I ain’t lackin though” Bruce

    • @marvincotton1919
      @marvincotton1919 2 роки тому +6

      This my first time watching OG Bruce. He definitely invited to the cookout ✊🏾💯

  • @illestmane2195
    @illestmane2195 3 роки тому +135

    “You don’t need 30 you only need 1” Bruce a cold killer 😂

  • @randokku
    @randokku 3 роки тому +337

    Remble:I won’t rob him I’ll rearrange his pockets
    Bruce:I like this guy

  • @InterstellarCloudd
    @InterstellarCloudd 3 роки тому +86

    “Going from being a kid eating you lunchables, to get your shit pushed back boy”BRO😂😂😭😭

  • @megalomaniac445
    @megalomaniac445 3 роки тому +449

    "If you need 30 you're not a good shot"😂😂😂

    • @jjpizza7452
      @jjpizza7452 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂

    • @oveetee9294
      @oveetee9294 3 роки тому +7

      Quantity over quality, I think that’s why switch’s are so popular to, there’s a higher chance of getting shot while trying to aim than if you were to get a automatic gun or a pistol with a auto mod and like 100 shots in a drum and just spraying and hoping u hit someone you mean to

    • @jeremiahwalker2866
      @jeremiahwalker2866 3 роки тому +2

      @@oveetee9294 yeah but switches glitch and you can lose control

  • @deadkill7093
    @deadkill7093 3 роки тому +216

    Bro why he rapping like he in a conversation 😭

    • @shinozu
      @shinozu 3 роки тому +137

      he reading the Terms and Conditions

    • @hippopotatomoose
      @hippopotatomoose 3 роки тому +23

      He's storytelling. I'm guessing you don't like Slick Rick...

    • @tb8654
      @tb8654 3 роки тому +11

      @@hippopotatomoose this ain't storytelling bro 😂😂

    • @xayln786
      @xayln786 3 роки тому +3

      @@hippopotatomoose not rly?

    • @RelentlessDjango
      @RelentlessDjango 3 роки тому +16

      @@hippopotatomoose most likely too young to know who Slick Rick is.

  • @wadehammond5813
    @wadehammond5813 3 роки тому +113

    “He’s just cold as shit” 🥶

  • @thefreshprince4652
    @thefreshprince4652 3 роки тому +76

    Hear Bruce say “getting ur shit pushed back boy” made my day

  • @upop53
    @upop53 2 роки тому +44

    A goat reacting to a goat
    Remble: I was watching him outside his house he's getting comfortable
    Bruce: that's premeditation

  • @IsaacJRoberts
    @IsaacJRoberts 3 роки тому +42

    "I was coaching a team of shottas now they rushing you" That bar too cold everytime

  • @zacharycayer8509
    @zacharycayer8509 3 роки тому +43

    I love Remble and seeing Bruce react to his music is like a blessing

  • @gregorydennis3107
    @gregorydennis3107 3 роки тому +14

    “And I don’t mean fellas in that way” goshhh you got to love this guy

  • @johnsajeth1018
    @johnsajeth1018 3 роки тому +88

    I don’t have choppa today. “Im not lacking tho”

  • @Rome__king
    @Rome__king 2 роки тому +15

    I love this man 😂 reminds me of my lawyer who was on retainer for me street racing days god rest his soul 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 was a truly joy to be around. You can tell this man is the same cloth he a lawyer who will have you in good spirits on his personable humor alone with his straight talk with forethought strategy . In short he a solid lawyer he can have you laughing and confident the moment you walk into that courthouse 💯 keep it coming captain 💪🏾

  • @Iamjpickk
    @Iamjpickk 3 роки тому +26

    Remble: Peter piper picked a pack of bullets now their touching you
    Bruce: that’s so fuckin cold😭

  • @roach5485
    @roach5485 3 роки тому +30

    “Regular fine fellas.”- Bruce

  • @Azraeluchiha999
    @Azraeluchiha999 2 роки тому +52

    He ain't just Bruce no more, he's 🅱️ruce.

  • @MoAli-wm4of
    @MoAli-wm4of 2 роки тому +14

    Been watching Bruce for a year now and his vids stay really entertaining and I always end up learning something from legal lessons to general life shxt … and really appreciate it Bruce .. keep it up, hope your son is profiting off this channel and also hope he really appreciate how lucky he is to have an old man that has as much substance and wisdom as Bruce

  • @beepbopboop7727
    @beepbopboop7727 2 роки тому +17

    "Im not lacking though" Omg I love this man.

  • @bigdantyxl2639
    @bigdantyxl2639 3 роки тому +57

    My manz made it clear he was not lackin😂😭

  • @itssilxnt2748
    @itssilxnt2748 3 роки тому +18

    “If u need 30 ur not a good shot” 😂😂 I love this guy

  • @whodeyharambe5776
    @whodeyharambe5776 Рік тому +5

    This lawyer off the gawt damn charts

  • @markblalock2889
    @markblalock2889 2 роки тому +3

    “You only need one.” Blicky Bruce is mad cold

    • @hennessy5458
      @hennessy5458 2 роки тому

      He thinks he’s John Wick lmao

  • @itsjhitnotjit6292
    @itsjhitnotjit6292 2 роки тому +24

    7:50 you can just tell Bruce actually loves listening to Remble 😂 what other rapper does he call “cold” 😭

    • @ryanwatt754
      @ryanwatt754 2 роки тому +1

      Lmaooo no cap

    • @jernzzz7510
      @jernzzz7510 2 роки тому +2

      I think he meant cold as in dark lol

  • @PhancyTim
    @PhancyTim 3 роки тому +245

    “I’m not lacking tho” he is not touchable

  • @blackboi8200
    @blackboi8200 3 роки тому +31

    Let’s go. Been waiting on this one

  • @Wheres_910ice
    @Wheres_910ice 3 роки тому +10

    “ if you need 30 your not a good shot”
    Legend

  • @Blazedden.
    @Blazedden. 2 роки тому +5

    Remble doesn't kill you with a gun, he simply just operates a piece of machinery that has the ability to propel a minuscule sharp, hazardous projectile with impeccable aim to decrease your expected lifespan by penetrating you by any part of your body he chooses.

  • @ITSSKUDDUMMY
    @ITSSKUDDUMMY 3 роки тому +7

    I love coming back here. He uses more and more slang all the time lmao it’s so fun hearing his insights

  • @waters7422
    @waters7422 2 роки тому +7

    This is like when the English teacher plays a movie and she pauses it every 5 seconds to explain to us a new word

  • @bradleyisofficial
    @bradleyisofficial 3 роки тому +55

    Bruce don’t miss and by that I mean he don’t need 30 in his choppa

  • @Monclerkam
    @Monclerkam 3 роки тому +81

    You can tell he gettin tired of doing this 😭😭
    Remble:”run up on that boy and kill his cousin right in front of him”
    Bruce:”that’s not nice”

  • @n0limittroy
    @n0limittroy 2 роки тому +12

    Love how he said “don’t have the choppa with me today” Thas how u know Bruce is indeed toting a choppa tho he still keep the lil 38 on him tho he ain’t lacking 😂

  • @xex1337
    @xex1337 3 роки тому +22

    Yo Bruce you and your son got an amazing thing going keep it up🔥

  • @quacksstacks461
    @quacksstacks461 3 роки тому +12

    “If you need 30 you’re not a good shot”😂

  • @cheekybigfoot4249
    @cheekybigfoot4249 3 роки тому +14

    Fucking love Bruce 30 seconds in and I’m already laughing

  • @Gamer-uk3pd
    @Gamer-uk3pd 3 роки тому +5

    “Regular fine fellas, not like that tho” 💀💀💀💀 you’re a monster.

  • @aleksandrolkhovskiy4075
    @aleksandrolkhovskiy4075 2 роки тому +1

    this dude got some hypnotic type of voice, wtf.

  • @baseballhaha
    @baseballhaha 2 роки тому +4

    This is proof that anyone can be a UA-camr. The internet embraces all

  • @kingillmusic
    @kingillmusic 3 роки тому +17

    remble is NICE, haven’t heard music this good in a while

  • @ShawnRector
    @ShawnRector 2 роки тому +5

    08:22 I think the best use case for a 30 round fun stick or the 50 round glock drums.... Is when you are entering a situation where you don't know how many people you are going to have to turn into vegetables.
    It's faster to switch to your secondary rather than reloading. The average glock magazine is 15 round. Rather than carry a secondary or 5 or 10 extra magazines you can just have a glock 19 or a glock 26 with a 50 round magazine attached to it to avoid reloading.
    Another fun thing you could do is if you have good cover is lit off 10 shots. Stop wait for a couple seconds/minutes so they think you might be reloading or clearing a jam. Peak the corner and lay them out as they are pushing you.
    But for a lot of situations yes I can agree you only need 1 or 2 or 3 bullets... If it's a random attack (on a Subway in Los Angeles or Chicago or New York City) and you keep a dummy wallet with a dummy cell phone and you panic drop to the floor throw them your wallet and the fake dummy phone and then pull out the kimber K6S and lay them out... Given the proper variables lineup where you're given the opportunity to safely draw your weapon.
    There are definitely situations where you only need a revolver but there are also lots of situations where it would be safe to be overprepared with the highest capacity magazine possible. And then there are situations like hunting deer where the variables are very relaxed and there is no pressure and you can make it With a single fire bolt action.
    I'm no expert just my thoughts on the situation.

  • @thebelowaveragegamer1234
    @thebelowaveragegamer1234 Рік тому +1

    Props to Bruce for being the most chill lawyer ever

  • @prodsil_
    @prodsil_ 3 роки тому +8

    the criminal lawyer

  • @lilguillotine4675
    @lilguillotine4675 2 роки тому +20

    "IF YOU NEED 30 THEN YOU AINT A GOOD SHOT" HE IS A MENACE

  • @KevlarWagon
    @KevlarWagon 3 роки тому +12

    Love Remble's artistry, and this will be the second analysis on him that I've watched of yours... thanks for the video!

  • @noahhird231
    @noahhird231 Рік тому +1

    he doesn't blink. He makes his eyes interact in a way that he restricts his vision for a split second in order to prolong his next session of vision while exponentially increasing the quality of his vision

  • @garyyidsen6574
    @garyyidsen6574 3 роки тому +15

    “ They shoved that shit up your ass “ 😭💀I like this guy
    Edit - He chickened out 😂 this guys is complete gold

  • @john818menace9
    @john818menace9 2 роки тому +2

    Sir!!! I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣 when you chuckled and said this is some 🥶 💩. Thank you for that laugh. Made my day

  • @the_bamba3497
    @the_bamba3497 3 роки тому +13

    “Kill him right in front of him”
    Bruce:That’s not nice

  • @yungchris6292
    @yungchris6292 3 роки тому +2

    “If you turn the sound Down they look like regular fine fellas”🤣🤣

  • @lighthousesniper124
    @lighthousesniper124 3 роки тому +91

    Will he perform if he has money right in front of him?

    • @olee556
      @olee556 3 роки тому +27

      would he run up on that boy and kill his cousin right in front of him ?

    • @andybinau1697
      @andybinau1697 3 роки тому +24

      did he touch his shoulder so he knew he was indeed touchable?

    • @jtfdfhtcddd3416
      @jtfdfhtcddd3416 3 роки тому +19

      @@andybinau1697 did he put 30 in his chop and turn him to a huxtable?

    • @andybinau1697
      @andybinau1697 3 роки тому +18

      ​@@jtfdfhtcddd3416 he sure did come a long way from Pre-K and eating Lunchables™

    • @TamBojji
      @TamBojji 3 роки тому +14

      @@andybinau1697 when he was up the smithing did he really feel uncomfortable?

  • @Hirst303
    @Hirst303 2 роки тому +5

    Alternate title: A man speaking Times new roman reacting to someone speaking Times new roman

  • @Michasso
    @Michasso 3 роки тому +7

    “From eating lunchables to getting your shit pushed backed”😂😂😂

  • @HajiStaxGaming
    @HajiStaxGaming 11 місяців тому

    My man Bruce lol “I don’t have a choppa here with me today…I’m not lackin tho” 🔥🔥 my guy lol

  • @Boomier
    @Boomier 3 роки тому +18

    “I’m not lacking tho” -Bruce “gon blow” Rivers

  • @christopheravila7989
    @christopheravila7989 10 місяців тому

    I just gained a new appreciation for that song

  • @drkiwiwiwi
    @drkiwiwiwi 3 роки тому +3

    I actually enjoyed the video and I like how you actually enjoy the talent these rappers have regardless of the violent content

  • @diechengcomuller3873
    @diechengcomuller3873 2 роки тому +1

    I drank water exactly when he said “ get yo shit pushed back boy “ almost died . Uncle deuce bruce .

  • @justinm452
    @justinm452 2 роки тому +4

    Remble Isn't built different, he's contructed alternatively which differentiates him from other consecutive poetry artists displayed on the radio which compete in rhyme scheme

  • @maxl.5291
    @maxl.5291 Рік тому

    That';s just so f***iung cold! @ 7:50... Old guy's bringing back the big Chicago-Town Slang!!

  • @dylanwhaley7924
    @dylanwhaley7924 3 роки тому +6

    You should react to Omar’s testimony from season 2 of the wire. Rip Michael k Williams

  • @jaln1223
    @jaln1223 2 роки тому +1

    “From sitting in Pre -k eating lunchables to getting your shit pushed back boi “ that shit had me rolling💯💯🤣🤣

  • @caliindoor
    @caliindoor 3 роки тому +8

    Lmao... "I'm not lacking tho"

  • @Houdm
    @Houdm Рік тому

    Incredible. Everything.

  • @cainpoe
    @cainpoe 3 роки тому +5

    Bruce, at one point, almost had to take the long way home, let his beard grow and his hair get long. And long sleeves for the tattoos on his arms.

  • @cobra_TYL
    @cobra_TYL 2 роки тому +2

    Remble dont diss he addresses your flaws

  • @Jay-gb8lz
    @Jay-gb8lz 3 роки тому +6

    Did you notice he doesn’t swear not once during the song

  • @tylerstout5095
    @tylerstout5095 5 місяців тому

    “This is just fucking cold shit”. Couldn’t have said it better myself

  • @legitlazzer1877
    @legitlazzer1877 3 роки тому +7

    This mans Bruce finna snatch someone’s chain at the rap show, but we would never know that he did

  • @jataviusbufford6799
    @jataviusbufford6799 2 роки тому

    Bruhh😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️this man said I’m
    Not lacking though, you know he packing that fye

  • @sibtab5157
    @sibtab5157 3 роки тому +3

    You should react to Ruth Chris freestyle- Remble ft Drakeo the ruler and No competition-Remble.

    • @cash4k514
      @cash4k514 3 роки тому

      Fr those the best ones

  • @kvnqbleu
    @kvnqbleu 2 роки тому +1

    “Getting your shit pushed back boy” Blicky Bruce 2021

  • @delphic8119
    @delphic8119 3 роки тому +5

    Bruce do you listens to any rap songs on your free time if so what are some examples?

  • @PrinceFameDame
    @PrinceFameDame 2 роки тому +2

    “from eating your lunchable as a kid at recess” to “getting your shit pushed back boi 😭🤣”.

  • @Life_Basketball
    @Life_Basketball 3 роки тому +3

    Remble is the smartest rapper rn lol

  • @trip5898
    @trip5898 3 роки тому +1

    I think we all can agree Bruce got a new favorite artist🤣💯

  • @Chill-vr4hp
    @Chill-vr4hp 2 роки тому

    I love this guy

  • @prisma8525
    @prisma8525 2 роки тому +2

    from St. louis, we obviously do have a lot of gang violence but as much as people like to slap that on drill music we haven't had any drill rappers really blowing up big. Our biggest rapper at the moment is 30 deep grimeyy but even he hasn't really broken out of the underground

  • @milfhunter2906
    @milfhunter2906 2 роки тому +1

    Put 30 in my chop “ mhm you don’t even need that you only need 1 “ 😤

  • @mattrosette1494
    @mattrosette1494 2 роки тому

    That’s my favourite song

  • @mozzyg1873
    @mozzyg1873 3 роки тому +2

    Bruce Rivers built different G 🔥🔥🔫💣💪💪

  • @Forniasep
    @Forniasep 2 роки тому

    I can rock with Bruce I can I can