Donald Trump's 50 Tweet Tirade | The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

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  • @andrewszombie
    @andrewszombie 5 років тому +431

    "He got new angry over old jokes" 😂😂😂

  • @rockboi91
    @rockboi91 5 років тому +369

    Wow that Hillary pokemon joke was painful to watch lol 😅

    • @tinaloye2014
      @tinaloye2014 5 років тому +9

      They've been making fun of it for 3 years now 😒

    • @BB-kw5bz
      @BB-kw5bz 5 років тому +14

      BartJ583 Thank you, so tough to understand what she meant...
      Of course everybody knows what she means. It’s just not funny. Either you’re serious or you make a funny joke. That is just painful to watch. Just a very very unfunny person.

    • @BB-kw5bz
      @BB-kw5bz 5 років тому +5

      BartJ583 No, I think she was trying to be funny...

    • @notlikely4468
      @notlikely4468 5 років тому +3

      How do you get Donald Trump on to Air Force 1?
      You pokemon....
      (My 5 year-old)

    • @william-uk
      @william-uk 5 років тому +1

      not likely (“you poke him on”)

  • @danielvanginkel7081
    @danielvanginkel7081 5 років тому +76

    Whenever I read a statement by Trump, in my head it sounds like Trevor mocking his voice.

    • @davidgobrain497
      @davidgobrain497 5 років тому +2

      The simple definitions of Trump is ridiculous! and wird!

    • @stephanieoregan
      @stephanieoregan 5 років тому +1

      Lol so do I

    • @kayel2849
      @kayel2849 5 років тому

      Yea love it every time Trevor mimics Trump

  • @indiaalphanovember8217
    @indiaalphanovember8217 5 років тому +85

    Just 50? Dude be getting slack!

  • @simphiwedlamini.
    @simphiwedlamini. 5 років тому +78

    you didn't read the terms and conditions 😂😂

    • @NotAnAustralianEngineer
      @NotAnAustralianEngineer 5 років тому

      They seriously make you promise not to use their software to make chemical, biological or nuclear weapons.... I'm not kidding you can look it up if you don't believe me XD

    • @NotAnAustralianEngineer
      @NotAnAustralianEngineer 5 років тому

      @Patrik VV. It's certainly odd. It's like when in 1989 the Soviets trades PepsiCo 17 submarines, a cruiser, a frigate and a destroyer for $3b worth of Pepsi. Not entirely the same but perhaps they have plans... XD

    • @NotAnAustralianEngineer
      @NotAnAustralianEngineer 5 років тому

      @Patrik VV. My point is just when you think of companies we all know like Apple and PepsiCo, you 1st thought isn't weapons. Also, maybe someone tried to make a bomb with iTunes or something XD

  • @CaptainJeoy
    @CaptainJeoy 5 років тому +37

    "Pokemon GO to da polls" was so weak! Jesus!

    • @user3458
      @user3458 5 років тому +4

      @BartJ583 I think even americans understood the "Joke" and the idea behind it. It just was not a good Joke. Also she is not much better the Trump, but we do not hear that in our media at all. She is litteraly a warhawk. ALLWAYS voting for war.
      That there is some discrepancy of americans not voting is indeed bothersome.

    • @CaptainJeoy
      @CaptainJeoy 5 років тому +1

      @BartJ583 voting exegesis aside, the statement was said in the context of a joke as a punchline which happened to be so weak

  • @azae00Vids
    @azae00Vids 5 років тому +77

    If I know Apple .. they will most likely stream reruns and call it new episodes

    • @AndyRudolph
      @AndyRudolph 5 років тому +3

      ... and they will put a sticker on it with "made in Cuppertino" and charge you 10 bucks on top ;)

    • @affenket
      @affenket 5 років тому +1

      I hope they give you a tv show, with such refreshing and original observations you’re talent is wasted not being televised.

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J 5 років тому

      Meanwhile, I'm going through several streaming services with multiple accounts for extended free premium trials.

    • @azae00Vids
      @azae00Vids 5 років тому

      @@affenket lol ... not sure if you are serious but it made my day .. lol.. However I do draw time lapse vids on my channel :D .. I guess that's a start

  • @aisey100
    @aisey100 5 років тому +32

    Trump just accuses everyone of what he knows he's guilty of himself. He's hilariously transparent.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +56

    If Dorrito's makes a News Network, we might finally get Donnie off the FOX bottle.

  • @ananda9133
    @ananda9133 5 років тому +24

    Trevor, for the record, Russia does have a comedy show. It's Comedy Club and they're hilarious. If you speak Russian anyways.
    They made regular jokes about Trump as well. Because everyone knows Trump was a joke. Yes, even the Russians.

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london 5 років тому +3

      May be somebody should import those shows (dubbed or subtitled of course) and have Trump watch them just to let him know that even his Russian "friends" make fun of him and have no respect for him.

    • @suebarrow5973
      @suebarrow5973 5 років тому +4

      Bet they don't joke about putin. ...

    • @ananda9133
      @ananda9133 5 років тому

      @@suebarrow5973 They do. They just keep it politically correct.

  • @mmartinezPhysics
    @mmartinezPhysics 5 років тому +36

    Someone's feeling the heat from:
    🎵 Mueller Time 🎵

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 5 років тому +2

      I like the music :)

  • @danicaz1163
    @danicaz1163 5 років тому +24

    He had been a good laugh for months, but honestly, I'm so tired of his idiocy! He's not funny anymore! I mean really, for a bastion of democracy and a nation who is not afraid to voice out it's opinions, Americans have amazing patience and tolerance.

  • @blt4life112
    @blt4life112 5 років тому +35

    And he didn't mention his national emergency once.

    • @Richardparent879
      @Richardparent879 5 років тому +2

      BLT4Life, you are so right on! It just goes to show that his reality, that which is important to him, is fleetingly flexible and totally dependant on his crazy mood swings that are utterly void of facts or truths!!

  • @aaroncarson1770
    @aaroncarson1770 5 років тому +29

    I think he just ran for president so that his tweets would be guaranteed a following.

  • @nassima5632
    @nassima5632 5 років тому +17

    New angry over old jokes 😅

  • @TheMoviePlanet
    @TheMoviePlanet 5 років тому +14

    There's actually a Russian remake of Everybody Loves Raymond.

  • @sedayeguitar
    @sedayeguitar 5 років тому +60

    We complain, but we'll be bored when he's impeached.

    • @johnsu6490
      @johnsu6490 5 років тому +29

      I like boring.
      Make Boring Great Again! 2020

    • @scaderemade
      @scaderemade 5 років тому +9

      Yeah but its the kinda bored Army dudes get after coming back from being in action... Yeah there's no adrenalin kick but the worlds not about to come to an end either

    • @elvinaann5327
      @elvinaann5327 5 років тому +1

      @@johnsu6490 yaaas

    • @elvinaann5327
      @elvinaann5327 5 років тому +11

      Yeah but its not the job of a president to be entertaining...we have movie stars for that job....

    • @-nazhifah
      @-nazhifah 5 років тому +7

      i think its better to have things boring than to have the worldwide chaos at its stake in every second

  • @WittyBitty
    @WittyBitty 5 років тому +1

    "Because you didn't read the terms and conditions before you clicked *accept*. Whoops."

  • @Chillaxingpics
    @Chillaxingpics 5 років тому

    A twitter typhoon 😂🤣🤣 just watching from kenya

  • @canadmexi
    @canadmexi 5 років тому

    2:27
    "It's like negotiating with Jello, it's next to impossible."
    IT IS IMPOSSIBLE! NOT "NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE" OR "CLOSE TO IMPOSSIBLE", IT'S JUST IMPOSSIBLE!

  • @stevegardiner8473
    @stevegardiner8473 5 років тому +18

    How do all these streaming services expect people to pay for them all? It's becoming ridiculous.

    • @nyckie19
      @nyckie19 5 років тому

      But still, people will pay...
      🤦‍♀️ watch and see 🤷‍♀️

    • @BB-kw5bz
      @BB-kw5bz 5 років тому +1

      1. People aren’t expected to have ALL streaming services. There will be massive overlaps in shows and movies.
      2. The market will consolidate in time just like any market does. There won’t be 10 streaming services eventually. The reason is that people won’t be paying for various services in the long-run.
      How many people do you know that have Spotify and Deezer and Apple Music and Amazon Music and SoundCloud and Google Play Music and Napster and Juke! and Groove?? Two or three networks will invest heavily, kick the rest out of the market and that’s it. And as long as we have competition, we will see fair prices. You should start worrying when there is only one major player left who can dictate the price, since there is no competitor to switch to.

    • @stevegardiner8473
      @stevegardiner8473 5 років тому

      @@nyckie19 I'm sure they will. I'm a huge Formula One fan, watched it all my adult life on free terrestrial TV,. Now Sky has the rights to show the races live in UK but, I'm not going to pay for it. Rupert Murdock can go F himself.

  • @MagaBeorch
    @MagaBeorch 5 років тому +1

    Something is so wrong Trevor! Those apple jokes were hilarious! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @mochalatae7186
    @mochalatae7186 5 років тому +2

    Pikabooed off stage was epic 😂😂😂 I'm wheezing

  • @citizenVader
    @citizenVader 5 років тому +7

    The trumpsterfire burning out of control..

  • @brian576
    @brian576 5 років тому +2

    I'm fine Trevor; I'm still here.

  • @juantubey
    @juantubey 5 років тому

    Twitter typhoon got me. Lol!

  • @Lincoln.Osiris
    @Lincoln.Osiris 5 років тому

    anyone else notice Born to be Wild playing at 0:35 ?

  • @rickypoon6406
    @rickypoon6406 5 років тому +11

    Be a man
    With all the force of a Tweet typhoon

  • @MD-hm2oq
    @MD-hm2oq 5 років тому +1

    Twitter should be re named... Trumptter📯.....😼😹😹😹

  • @happyme9010
    @happyme9010 5 років тому

    Get it together Brian!!!

  • @planbtvnews
    @planbtvnews 5 років тому +1

    I just over like Treavor, way too much perfect, young and talented.
    How wish God can help me belike him, or switch our talent. Lol.

  • @MyUniqueVibe
    @MyUniqueVibe 5 років тому +13

    So many paid streaming services - and here I am on my pirate ship, hewhewhewh.

    • @pyramidhead6998
      @pyramidhead6998 5 років тому

      Oooooooooorrrrrrr you're just a poor loser living in his mums basement.

  • @pancon9947
    @pancon9947 5 років тому +52

    Would you do a segment on the Christchurch terrorist attack please

    • @nassima5632
      @nassima5632 5 років тому +14

      Hopefully smth is coming up.. he did between the scenes on the subject.

    • @aaroncarson1770
      @aaroncarson1770 5 років тому +2

      Yes please. Although not comedy by any stretch.

    • @nerobruno
      @nerobruno 5 років тому +1

      Check comedy central US channel

    • @FraserSouris
      @FraserSouris 5 років тому +2

      Smileyrie James
      He’s covered tragedies Before

    • @bbhfjdy9175
      @bbhfjdy9175 5 років тому +1

      Then he would have to one about the Nelathland that also had terrorist attack yesterday (37 yr old turkish migrant)

  • @louisedumais6496
    @louisedumais6496 5 років тому +1

    just read your book, great story

  • @brighteyedbat6192
    @brighteyedbat6192 5 років тому

    Well, to be honest though, I did laugh at Schumer's parable there. :D

  • @ronaldhereford3675
    @ronaldhereford3675 5 років тому

    The Storm is here and it ain’t Daniels! The schiff is about the hit the fan!

  • @scaderemade
    @scaderemade 5 років тому

    Been watching a lot of stuff on Jacob Wohl... would love to see Trevor interview him... comedy gold

  • @BradGryphonn
    @BradGryphonn 5 років тому +1

    His doctor gave him too many 'vitamins'

  • @wulfsaga2
    @wulfsaga2 5 років тому +1

    It must be frustrating to be the most powerfull people in the world but powerless at the same time...

  • @MrRishdog
    @MrRishdog 5 років тому +7

    Will Apples streaming channel be overpriced rip off from current streaming channels?

  • @bensenzo
    @bensenzo 5 років тому +1

    I've noticed Trump hardly goes after The Daily Show. Or Trevor, for that matter.

  • @catalinasanchez5098
    @catalinasanchez5098 5 років тому +1

    Pretty soon he’ll be wearing a straight jacket.

  • @markferrari8955
    @markferrari8955 5 років тому +2

    He has normalised crazy

  • @brianhutchinson5299
    @brianhutchinson5299 5 років тому +1

    Cam down Trevor I'm still here.

  • @ruchirjain1163
    @ruchirjain1163 5 років тому +2

    Pika-boo-ed off the stage😂

  • @VandalAudi
    @VandalAudi 5 років тому +6

    There are Russian comedy show,.....although theirs are dark,...i mean jet black comedy that might confuse you, am I supposed to laugh nervously or just be silently traumatized.

  • @nmkone2207
    @nmkone2207 5 років тому +1

    I think he knows something is up with Mueller's report

  • @marleiserashford396
    @marleiserashford396 5 років тому +2

    U too funny Trevor.

  • @KingPhoenix63
    @KingPhoenix63 5 років тому

    You forgot me, trevor. I am one of your 5 viewers 😂😂

  • @Fizord89
    @Fizord89 5 років тому

    I've always despised Apple for overblowing their products and prices. Imagine them doing the same for streaming services... they would squeeze every penny from you JUST BECAUSE they can.

  • @herb_a_day
    @herb_a_day 5 років тому

    I think Trump was dropped in a whisky barrel as a baby....he doesn't need st.Patrick's day :D

  • @elainelblais3201
    @elainelblais3201 5 років тому +4

    A joke is funny until it gets elected.

  • @leetraviusmckay314
    @leetraviusmckay314 5 років тому +2

    Twitter CEO needs to take his account away 😂😂😂

    • @ids1973
      @ids1973 5 років тому +1

      Trump is the best thing that happened to Twitter...

    • @utha2665
      @utha2665 5 років тому

      O God, that would be hilarious, #DeleteTrumpsTwitterAccount

  • @ShivaKrishnan
    @ShivaKrishnan 5 років тому +1

    "Trump doesn't drink"....that's the problem!

  • @jennarose60monroe51
    @jennarose60monroe51 5 років тому +1

    Actually, believe it or not, there are RUSSIAN Trump impersonators in THEIR comedy shows!

  • @IamARobot7
    @IamARobot7 5 років тому +1

    Actually there is one really funny rusiian talk show Trevor. My mom laughs every time :)

  • @shakshisharma8226
    @shakshisharma8226 5 років тому

    Whoops.....I really don't read term and conditions 😆
    No one does 🤣

  • @evaflandrak4273
    @evaflandrak4273 5 років тому +1

    50 tweets......Maybe because of the rising moon...... some people get really nasty around that time of the month......

  • @theangryfinger5795
    @theangryfinger5795 5 років тому +1

    What a jigglypuff piece. I ekans believe you've done this.

  • @wanjirukiarie4603
    @wanjirukiarie4603 5 років тому

    If he threatened SNL, the daily show should be watchful...

  • @Low_violin
    @Low_violin 5 років тому +1

    2:46 *CRINGING SO BADLY*

    • @glenglen8454
      @glenglen8454 5 років тому

      the only way you laugh watching trevor noah is by the cringe

  • @SuigaRou
    @SuigaRou 5 років тому

    Wait, are we not going to mention those approval ratings that he said he had at the bottom of that tweet? That can't be right..... right?

  • @koreathaimassage122
    @koreathaimassage122 5 років тому +2

    Apple streaming services is good. HBO is now corrupt

  • @BeGlamourlicious
    @BeGlamourlicious 5 років тому

    Do you remember when there was a president who didn’t tweet.... ahhh simpler times, simpler times...

  • @kaksikymmenta3
    @kaksikymmenta3 5 років тому

    Peculiarities of the National Hunt and it's sequels are fun... But those are movies.

  • @azeen6821
    @azeen6821 5 років тому +1

    The Daily show always says a few words about most terror attacks that happen... so are they gonna say anything about Christchurch?!

    • @Min-e5
      @Min-e5 5 років тому

      They did

  • @Alex__Al
    @Alex__Al 5 років тому +1

    Love him or loathe him, he is the King of Twitter 😁

  • @blackdoge5754
    @blackdoge5754 5 років тому

    ughhh you made me listen to that pokemon joke again ugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @UzayrKader
    @UzayrKader 5 років тому

    He's lashing out because he knows he's about to get caught by Mueller

  • @lonelyzombie3128
    @lonelyzombie3128 5 років тому

    Did someone give the president a red bull?

  • @christopher13006
    @christopher13006 5 років тому

    Just because he claims he doesn't drink doesn't mean he never enjoys a nice cozy evening by the fire with his favorite glass pipe.

  • @bailodescalza
    @bailodescalza 5 років тому

    Not just a rerun, it was a Christmas SNL episode!!! Unbe-freaking-lievable

    • @hughjarrse
      @hughjarrse 5 років тому +1

      "Unbe-freaking-lievable"
      tmesis :o)

  • @GanjaGamerGG
    @GanjaGamerGG 5 років тому

    trevor why you haven't done a show on new Zealand attack sad

  • @hexzinggaming5040
    @hexzinggaming5040 5 років тому +1

    Walls closing in he just going off on one.

  • @deterlanglytone
    @deterlanglytone 5 років тому

    HE KNOWS THAT I'M WATCHING!

  • @chenrayen
    @chenrayen 5 років тому

    I predict in the future....we’ll be buying bundles of subscription streaming services

  • @gravelbags2479
    @gravelbags2479 5 років тому

    I'm all for an apple TV platform as long as they do it in a way that I don't have to pay the BBC a tv license fee anymore, I pay all this money to BBC a year and literally watch 2 shows off it, I'd gladly stop watching BBC if I didn't have to pay for it anymore

  • @blackmantis3130
    @blackmantis3130 5 років тому

    That Nancy pelosi laugh 😁😁

  • @kennymartin5976
    @kennymartin5976 5 років тому

    Apple now? Great, more fracturing of the market.

  • @nerobruno
    @nerobruno 5 років тому

    Waiting for the UNTERGANG subtitling of all the Twitter Tirades.

  • @thekaiser4333
    @thekaiser4333 5 років тому

    Tim Apple is at it again...

  • @crowridley8245
    @crowridley8245 5 років тому

    0:27 420 blaze it

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +4

    I thought the RT network was Russian Comedy. Hm.

  • @andrewszombie
    @andrewszombie 5 років тому +3

    Leave Hillary alone.

  • @tabithatabitha5393
    @tabithatabitha5393 5 років тому

    Typhoon of tweets Trevor is concerned so are his friends. Anyway politicians have a lot of stress that's why they lash out I think they need therapy.

  • @delisiastore6626
    @delisiastore6626 5 років тому

    This guy does not sleep or someone is writing them for him

  • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
    @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 5 років тому

    Ooof. I thought I had a hard time landing jokes. Jeez, dems.

  • @snaxx82
    @snaxx82 5 років тому +1

    Trevor shows some true ignorance here. Russian TV is full of comedy shows and Russians full of great humour, not of the shallow type tho that Trevor ascribed himself to after selling out to TDS

  • @yaelB9467
    @yaelB9467 5 років тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂

  • @aon10003
    @aon10003 5 років тому

    You dont hate spitting on Trump. That is the only reason you have the show.

  • @christianhenry5241
    @christianhenry5241 5 років тому

    Seems that today he is very "presidential", not tweeting (not yet) .... but playing golf.

  • @tawakaltoseni6095
    @tawakaltoseni6095 5 років тому

    Trevor does Trump's voice better than Trump. Trump can try, I'll wait😏

  • @heartp7463
    @heartp7463 5 років тому

    Hillary's joke got me sad.

  • @fabiomendoza578
    @fabiomendoza578 5 років тому

    Oh come on! Don't give ideas to Apple... Soon enough we all be seeing our nudes on that reality TV show.

  • @yorkerold
    @yorkerold 5 років тому +1

    Trump gets more butthurt than Kim Jong Un. Must get rid of this dictator soon.

  • @bahaadeenal-ees1488
    @bahaadeenal-ees1488 5 років тому +3

    He confused the world for wwe

  • @somnorila9913
    @somnorila9913 5 років тому

    Did you ever hear of Twitch? Literally everyone is its own network with 0 to several thousand viewers. So the ones with like 5 viewers are plenty and no one cares for Brian.

  • @sveetaisteevs
    @sveetaisteevs Рік тому

    My favorite Russian comedy show is "Nasha Russia" (our russia)... They do a quality comedy. Although I think they are banned in Russia after the war started.

  • @alfadongo
    @alfadongo 5 років тому

    And you all think he is not crazy - sick needing a doctor?

  • @tesseractahedron
    @tesseractahedron 5 років тому

    Russian Comedy show that I can name off the top of my head (Stephen Colbert was on it and also excuse my spelling of the name if it is wrong): Evening Urgant