@CalciumChief there were a lot more fish people than Cthuhlu in Lovecraft's stories. Arguably the most famous were the Deep Ones, who worshipped Cthuhlu in particular.
Something to mention, the city of Obama, Japan is a real place. It's in Fukui Prefecture. In fact, Obama visted there as a senator once before he became president. When he became president, the folks there had a big celebration with a lot of Obama merch and a special Obama treat.
When Skitten mentioned that in the future we will sell human perfume, that's the plot of Perfume - a murderer who tried to extract the human essence and create a perfume that smells like a human being. Oh boi. Love your comentary videos btw, you always add interesting discussions to the mix.
13:23 _Africa Stone_ is also the title of my upcoming Blaxploitation Action-Mystery movie, so keep it under your hat. 16:25 I feel like these especially silly fragrances are like those especially ridiculous outfits you see at runway fashion shows. They were never _meant_ to be _commercial successes;_ they're just _personal exercises,_ meant to show off the designer's mastery of textile engineering or cosmetic chemistry. _Ars Gratia Artis,_ you know. _...Buuuuuut_ if some _perfume super-fans_ (you know they must be out there) have fun collecting rare, zany scents, or an international fast food chain's marketing team thinks they could go viral with a bit of Eau du Hambourgeois au Fromage, and they want to _bankroll_ these olfactory masterworks, _well..._ 24:45 The guy on the conspiracy board is H.P. Lovecraft.
@@Anastas1786 I feel like weird perfumes are also made sometimes to capitalize on the publicity and occasional buys they’ll get from the shock value or intrigue
39:46 box at least looks like one of the most kitschiest things I've seen in a while (print on the lid looks like wallpaper with the graphics getting cut off because of course they don't have any meaning etc), but I guess there's still a tiny chance it somehow was an original mummy being peddled in a toy box made to attract tourists
A very specific demographic commits disproportionate amount of violent crime per capita.. and then plays victim after the fact.. i don't know if you wanna go down that road.
25:02 …..isn’t that…. Lovecraft right? ….OOOOOH…. Oh my…. Remember the monster from the black lagoon story? The one with the race of fish people that the woman falls in love with for some reason…. That’s why he’s up there right?
Imagine you live a good ancient egyptian life than get mummified for the afterlife. Then thousands of years later your body is ground down and used in herbal tea, or used as paint for some shitty to-be-forgotten amateur art piece
Seeing the alcohol content of perfumes and colognes makes perfect sense, I have a smell sensitivity and all of them just smell like alcohol to me and give me a migraine.
Not to give Skitten some ideas but...there are some funeral homes that offer the mummification process for your funeral so you can be mummified, BUT it will cost you around $67,000 some food for thought
In Japanese folklore, eating mermaid flesh either kills you on the spot or makes you immortal, but the odds of not dying can be compared to pulling only 5 stars ten times in a row in a gacha, so that is why people did not want to eat that meat
I like that Chazz/Skit go "I bet he knew it was fake the entire time." when the original story from the grandfather was he bought it under the assumption of it being a Replica.
Pools 2001. Iirc. Lemme see if I can find the legit name but I remember it playing during the pools thing back when AS first debuted. Edit: Dust Devil - D Code
8:07 okay you say this but I Know a guy that went even further beyond in the guy department. he, instead of using deodorant as perfume, used off (the mosquito repellent) AS HIS DEODORANT THAT HE THEN PROCEEDED TO USE AS A PERFUME REPLACEMENT during summer, and it wasn't like some special off that is meant to smell good or something it was literally just regular off, NGL I would have killed for him to use axe and then used the repellent in normal quantities, we where in hischool And the days we had PE he would just take his shirt off spray himself like a mf and breathing in that classroom was like swallowing bug spray, we literally told him (teacher included) to fuck off and at least do that outside right after pe
Idk if someone said this Chavezz but let her know you can go into pyramids but it’s does cost a little bit of money and then the ether tourists going in and out they only really way someone could get in by themselves if you speak with officials and get a private tour for example some Egyptologist was able to with the help of the officials for their documentary
0:57 and that's why I am scared to run into y'all. My weird ass personality combined with both of yours would go together so well it would be bad for everyone doing normal people shit. Im gonna pretend to not know you, but do the weird fan thing where you take that odd selfie at a distance that makes you look creepy when you post it you know?
As people.gave said the man chavezz asked about is Howard P. Lovecraft the creator of the cuthulu mythos and extremely racist and agoraphobic individual
That man at 25 minutes is HP Lovecraft. He famously had a fear of water which is why he wrote stories like Shadow Over Insmouth
i like the joke that he wrote it because he figured out he was part welsh
😢 if only someone else named his cat for him.
To approximately quote OSP "Lovecraft was more-so a bundle of fears shambling around in the bipedal approximation of a man" 😆
@@Ven0mancer Yeah He had a lot of phobias but I do believe water was a more noticeable one. Its woven into a lot of his stories.
@@bananameister2638that’s not that different from what my reaction was.
I love Internet Historian's videos, but you guys really make them way more fun... And that's really saying something.
Damn that means a lot!
Damn, even Internet Historian got Cleopatra right unlike some documentaries
I wouldn't be surprised if skitten believed Cleopatra was actually Jada Pinkett Smith.😂
25:00 it’s HP Lovecraft, there are a race of half alien fish people in the fictional universe he created.
Just say it's Cthulhu.
@CalciumChief there were a lot more fish people than Cthuhlu in Lovecraft's stories. Arguably the most famous were the Deep Ones, who worshipped Cthuhlu in particular.
@@josefsieffen18 Didn't the Deep Ones worship Lord Dagon, or am I misremembering my Lovecraft lore?
@@bluehammer1245 Dagon seems to be their main diety, while Cthuhlu is more to the side. I'm not certain which one is higher on the totem pole.
20:40 How quickly we forget that Nordman’s usual advertising techniques have occasionally left cities in flames…
Something to mention, the city of Obama, Japan is a real place. It's in Fukui Prefecture. In fact, Obama visted there as a senator once before he became president. When he became president, the folks there had a big celebration with a lot of Obama merch and a special Obama treat.
Established April 1 1889 just to add perspective .
European: We do not support cannibalism
Also European: *Sees Mummies* BUT
Owning multiple cthulu shirts but not recognizing HP lovecraft is crazy
When Skitten mentioned that in the future we will sell human perfume, that's the plot of Perfume - a murderer who tried to extract the human essence and create a perfume that smells like a human being. Oh boi.
Love your comentary videos btw, you always add interesting discussions to the mix.
13:23 _Africa Stone_ is also the title of my upcoming Blaxploitation Action-Mystery movie, so keep it under your hat.
16:25 I feel like these especially silly fragrances are like those especially ridiculous outfits you see at runway fashion shows. They were never _meant_ to be _commercial successes;_ they're just _personal exercises,_ meant to show off the designer's mastery of textile engineering or cosmetic chemistry. _Ars Gratia Artis,_ you know. _...Buuuuuut_ if some _perfume super-fans_ (you know they must be out there) have fun collecting rare, zany scents, or an international fast food chain's marketing team thinks they could go viral with a bit of Eau du Hambourgeois au Fromage, and they want to _bankroll_ these olfactory masterworks, _well..._
24:45 The guy on the conspiracy board is H.P. Lovecraft.
@@Anastas1786 I feel like weird perfumes are also made sometimes to capitalize on the publicity and occasional buys they’ll get from the shock value or intrigue
This upload reminded me to finish watching it and then come back to see the reaction.
18:16 He doesn't mean soccer. He's referring to either Australian rules football or rugby league depending on which part of Australia he lives in
Thats HP Lovecraft, he wrote some stuffs about half fish people, thats probably why he's there in the mermaid segment.
"NOOOO!!!!
YOU MUST NOT READ FROM THE BOOK!!!!"
Ten seconds later:
Chaos ensues.
The clips of the man pouring bottles is from the movie, Perfume: the story of a murderer.
And orgies genital Jamberies can't forget that huge part of the movie
39:46 box at least looks like one of the most kitschiest things I've seen in a while (print on the lid looks like wallpaper with the graphics getting cut off because of course they don't have any meaning etc), but I guess there's still a tiny chance it somehow was an original mummy being peddled in a toy box made to attract tourists
A very specific demographic commits disproportionate amount of violent crime per capita.. and then plays victim after the fact.. i don't know if you wanna go down that road.
Damn.
You know, it’s ok to try filling out some job applications.
I love how the bots are same bots I just saw in skitten’s comments section. I’ll just keep reporting them
Ain't gonna do anything unfortunately they probably did it to hundreds of accounts
25:02 …..isn’t that…. Lovecraft right?
….OOOOOH…. Oh my…. Remember the monster from the black lagoon story? The one with the race of fish people that the woman falls in love with for some reason…. That’s why he’s up there right?
Imagine you live a good ancient egyptian life than get mummified for the afterlife. Then thousands of years later your body is ground down and used in herbal tea, or used as paint for some shitty to-be-forgotten amateur art piece
35:24 Reminds me of that My Strange Addiction lady who was eating her loved ones ashes.
Nord ad - every Hallmark movie
25:01
I’ve only seen that man once in my life. It’s HP lovecraft
38:20 both of your realizations hitting back to back 😂😂😂
The anime girl in the top right of the thumbnail looks almost exactly like Kaguya from Touhou. Truly the greatest of clickbaits for me lol
Can confirm you can enter the pyramids. Been there
Seeing the alcohol content of perfumes and colognes makes perfect sense, I have a smell sensitivity and all of them just smell like alcohol to me and give me a migraine.
His reaction to Skitten saying she wants to be mummified, priceless.
Not to give Skitten some ideas but...there are some funeral homes that offer the mummification process for your funeral so you can be mummified, BUT it will cost you around $67,000 some food for thought
"MSG for smells!"
Indeed, but MSG has zero smell or taste on its own.
In Japanese folklore, eating mermaid flesh either kills you on the spot or makes you immortal, but the odds of not dying can be compared to pulling only 5 stars ten times in a row in a gacha, so that is why people did not want to eat that meat
Hey you forgot to refocus the camera. Ah you got it.
I like that Chazz/Skit go "I bet he knew it was fake the entire time." when the original story from the grandfather was he bought it under the assumption of it being a Replica.
30:50 is kinda the plot of baccano actually
Yezzz! I was refreshing the channel every day waiting for this one
10:15 wait is skitten still deathly afraid of whales or what?
Times like this I wish Egyptian curses were an actual thing...
Getting mummified is just old style taxidermy Skitten. You can just get yourself stuffed and kept in the corner of the family home
So basically we are spraying poop everyday, no wonder why perfume leaves stains on white clothes.
Red Foo really let himself go ever since the LMFAO days
MR. PUFF!! How did you steal Mrs.Puffs husband like that?!?
Thats a cuttlefish not a squid
I see yall got peak on yall shirts
I thought I forgot to put my glasses on 😅
I graduated in 2011 and I remember in middle school, boys were using axe to cover body odor... people still do that?
I dont know, the conclusion to the Nord VP add was very...blunt.
What is this Toonami/Midnight Run song y'all keep usin' in the intro?!?! It's driving me crazy with nostalgia!
CAN YOI IMAGINE HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND IT! I will message back when I get home tomorrow with the name
Pools 2001. Iirc. Lemme see if I can find the legit name but I remember it playing during the pools thing back when AS first debuted.
Edit: Dust Devil - D Code
@@Chavezzslovakia Thx Bro. You and Skitten keep blessin' us with this hilarious content✌
@@Gotenks0002 AYYYEEE!!! THANK YOU BRO!!
While not a lot, every now and then, I'll pass a girl in a store, who overdid it with the perfume, and my nose begins to burn.
Just finished moving and Chavezz uploaded? Oh yeah its a good day
I thought Skitten hated Snickers
8:07 okay you say this but I Know a guy that went even further beyond in the guy department. he, instead of using deodorant as perfume, used off (the mosquito repellent) AS HIS DEODORANT THAT HE THEN PROCEEDED TO USE AS A PERFUME REPLACEMENT during summer, and it wasn't like some special off that is meant to smell good or something it was literally just regular off, NGL I would have killed for him to use axe and then used the repellent in normal quantities, we where in hischool And the days we had PE he would just take his shirt off spray himself like a mf and breathing in that classroom was like swallowing bug spray, we literally told him (teacher included) to fuck off and at least do that outside right after pe
I agree skitten. I too, wish to be mummified after watching this video. Something about it is so cool
Yeah the man you guys are talking about is Mr HP Lovecraft storyteller he makes Horror cosmic horror stories
Idk if someone said this Chavezz but let her know you can go into pyramids but it’s does cost a little bit of money and then the ether tourists going in and out they only really way someone could get in by themselves if you speak with officials and get a private tour for example some Egyptologist was able to with the help of the officials for their documentary
Hey yo that's Mr Puff in the beginning😂
Ok 44:20 actually caught me off guard...
0:14 cih! They censor it
Wait Eau de Axe is not a thing?!
0:57 and that's why I am scared to run into y'all. My weird ass personality combined with both of yours would go together so well it would be bad for everyone doing normal people shit. Im gonna pretend to not know you, but do the weird fan thing where you take that odd selfie at a distance that makes you look creepy when you post it you know?
I think it would be interesting to see the inside of a Pyramid. Other than they made them tight, so if claustrophobic it wouldn't feel nice.
Ima need that yu yu hakusho shirt lol
eau de toullete.. 💀💀
I would have 100% eaten that fish!
20:46 So is the woman big, or the city? Her name is a dangling participle!
Cj made a new vid
Innyouin 25:16 assacoochie temple and youknowtheone
Eau de Colon
Check 'The Mystery of The Druids' (by MandaloreGaming) guys 👌 Hilarious 😂
I laughed at the entire standup bit🤦🏾♂️. I’m disappointed in myself
If you just wake up don’t watch the first few seconds
@Chavezzslovakia cj dachamp just post a video
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I liked the show and tell minus the show
5:15 7:15
No cap why don’t you fw bhd anymore
Bhd isn't a good person that's why
@NUCL3AR991 who is bhd exactly?
@@TheAngryXenitea UA-camr he fell off because he got exposed for being a shit person
@@TheAngryXenite so bhd made bro like he paid him to edit vids and he put him on money missions fr
@@rngking2414 What? Where did you get that information from?
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As people.gave said the man chavezz asked about is Howard P. Lovecraft the creator of the cuthulu mythos and extremely racist and agoraphobic individual
HUMulch