@@kevinaosei Not with any attitude. You aren’t growing crops on mars. You aren’t getting water on mars. The 9 month journey alone would destroy all the colonists bodies due to the lack of gravity. Good luck getting these people with barely any muscle mass or bone density to do hard physical labor. Who’s even building the colony in the first place? It’s a pipe dream. At least for probably a couple hundred years. Keep dreaming, your delusional attitude isn’t going to colonize a planet. You and I will be long dead before any colony exists on another planet. You will NEVER see it in your lifetime and I promise you that.
Wesker: this planet is overpopulated! Chris: yeah probably, I mean, we could populate another planet. Wesker: oh. *end of resident evil and credits rolling*
2:06 Wesker: 'Only those with superior DNA will be chosen by Uroboros' Chris: 'By who??' Wesker: 'WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND, CHRIS?' Chris: 'You got uh... a little accent. Sorry, man' 🤣🤣🤣
I like how that woman at the end stood up for Chris and single handedly defeated Wesker by telling him to shut up and called him a ho... Maybe it wasn't the rocket and the lava that killed him but these sick burns
imagine if sheva actually roasted wesker in re5, in that game at the final wesker fight the most she says is "this guy's completely lost it" imagine wesker's reaction if sheva called him hoe, damn
Man these are golden. Idk how you keep coming up with this stuff. The only thing I feel you might have missed is some kind of response to the question "Who is this?"
Wescer: Do you really believe the world is worth saving? Chris: Yeah, probably Wescer: No! Chris: Why not? Wescer: Noooo! And that's the conflict of the entire game
0:03 “Chris” 0:06 Do you believe 0:12 CHRIS 0:15 Natural selection 0:23 loathsome humans 0:32 THIS isn’t OVER 0:37 I don’t think of myself as a king 0:48 I am a GOD 0:54 poor deluded Chris 1:00 let me clarify something for you 1:05 CHRISSSS 1:09 playtime is over 1:22 SEVEN MINUTES 1:31 here I am offering 1:42 only a handful of chaff 3:57 YOU CAN HIDE FOREVER
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First chris: funny
Second chris: polite
third chris: confused
"Sheva": aggressive
The second one was so into it 😂 “natural selection makes the survivors stronger”!!!
“Oh okay”
Sheva!!!!! Cmon
@@yOGlo HUUURRRRYYY!
Wesker: CHRIS!
Chris: WHAT!
LMAO 🤣
Best part 😭
Not re5 fans lol
That remembers me the scene in the simpsons with Homer and Milhouse:
- MIILHOOOOOUUUSE
- WHAAAAAT?
When handling jalapeños always wash up before masturbating
1:05
“we could populate another planet”
“poor deluded Chris”
oh boy
He’s probably right. Populating another planet isn’t going to happen for an extremely long time.
@@Rokaize not with this attitude
@@kevinaosei Not with any attitude. You aren’t growing crops on mars. You aren’t getting water on mars. The 9 month journey alone would destroy all the colonists bodies due to the lack of gravity. Good luck getting these people with barely any muscle mass or bone density to do hard physical labor. Who’s even building the colony in the first place?
It’s a pipe dream. At least for probably a couple hundred years.
Keep dreaming, your delusional attitude isn’t going to colonize a planet. You and I will be long dead before any colony exists on another planet. You will NEVER see it in your lifetime and I promise you that.
@@Rokaize Poor deluded Chris
That was my favorite Chris other than the yeah I can bitch I do love how everyone went with it
Wesker: DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THE WORLD IS WORTH SAVING?!
Chris: Yeah probably...
Wesker: this planet is overpopulated!
Chris: yeah probably, I mean, we could populate another planet.
Wesker: oh.
*end of resident evil and credits rolling*
Lore friendly
@@imembridibuddha Lmaoooo
@Just Some Guy with a Mustache Tf are you even talking about?
@Just Some Guy with a Mustache yep, another bot account
A toast to all the Chris’s out there that played along 🤣🍺👍
Cheers.
*hold the siegbrau*
Nice profile pic!
@Just Some Guy with a Mustache what the hell are you spamming about
@Just Some Guy with a Mustache wtf 🗿
2:06
Wesker: 'Only those with superior DNA will be chosen by Uroboros'
Chris: 'By who??'
Wesker: 'WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND, CHRIS?'
Chris: 'You got uh... a little accent. Sorry, man'
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Actual resident evil dialogue
That bit was brutal. I was not prepared.
My favorite part 😂😂😂😂
I completely lost it when Sheva came in out of nowhere and you had the perfect lines on standby. Very good lol
Comedic timing at its best
Bruh! *THAT WAS PURE GOLDEN ACTING* right there I would have been laughed 😂
Interesting
@@leibobo12 You realize this is a soundboard and not a voice actor saying those lines? Lol
@@TheStonedHermit I don’t care what it was I’m *COMPLIMENTING* the performance boss. So let me compliment
I’d like to imagine Wesker was trying to threaten Chris over the phone but never realized he kept calling the wrong person
He googled numbers for Chris but he doesn’t know which one is his so he calls all of them, lol
Lmao xD And one of the people named Chris is a kid. That’s what I could imagine too.
Most Chrises seem to have a good sense of humor.
I've never met a tight-ass Chris.
@@MayaState tight ass 😳 bruh
Chris's ******
@Just Some Guy with a Mustache wtf
@@MayaState Well clearly you haven't seen Chris Redfield's buns then.
"seven minutes" "I'm sorry?" "Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you"
Had me fucking rolling lmao
yeah that was the best
Lmfao it just happened rn
What i told my last gf
Died at "CHRIIIIIS!!!!" "WHAAAAAT!!!!". I was waiting for that Wesker quote, and the first Chris answered perfectly LOL!
Wesker: "CHRIS!?!"
Chris: "WHAT?"
Wesker: "Ohhhh, Play Time is over."
Me: "Oh My God, HAHAHA" 😭😂🌸
I'm still laughing WHAAAT
*2:23*
Wesker: Do you really believe the world is worth saving?
Chris: Yeah probably...
Wesker: *No!*
I loved that 🤣🤣🤣
Bro, that “You BITCH” had me crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
These just keep getting better!
Me 2 hahaha
Same 😄
Sheva???? 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine Sheva calling Wesker a bitch lmfao
"WHY CANT YOU UNDERSTAND CHRIS? "
"Sry u got a little accent"
i'm crying man
Love the “SHEVAA?!!” This guy had a plan B in case something happens.
1:15 This one Chris killed me because of how casual he was. Games would feel so weird if their main characters were like this
I like how that woman at the end stood up for Chris and single handedly defeated Wesker by telling him to shut up and called him a ho... Maybe it wasn't the rocket and the lava that killed him but these sick burns
@Just Some Guy with a Mustache care to elaborate?
Right??!!! 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
imagine if sheva actually roasted wesker in re5, in that game at the final wesker fight the most she says is "this guy's completely lost it"
imagine wesker's reaction if sheva called him hoe, damn
Sheva: That was for our fallen brothers
Wesker has the best narcissistic villain voice ever.
"Natural selection leaves the survivors STRONGER and BETTER!"
"Oh... Yeah, ok"
I laughed so much when he called the woman at the end Sheva, that was perfection!
2:24 That "No!" after all that killed me inside. Yes, just yes.
This is absolute art
It's genuinely beautiful improv acting, yet the people have no idea they're on a stage. No idea.
@@MayaState Ok, you are the only one who knows the truth, congratulations kid 👏👏👏
@@MayaState windows 5 can redeem your tainted soul
@@spysideways7824 *Oh no.* LOL NOT WINDOWS 5!!! Anything but that!
Real talk
1:04 had me dying 💀
When your mom calls you from downstairs
1:51-1:56 He's trying so hard to understand what Wesker is talking about. Omg, this is GOLD! 🤣💀
A pleasure see your videos again man, please do Dutch Van Der Linde calls people to talk about his plan
That's sounds hilarious
ORTHER WERE GONNA BE FARMING MANGOES IN TAHITI
Agreed at least someone from red dead but Dutch would probably be the best
My god that would be awesome
yesss plz
Just love how mellow that one Chris was.
I think Wesker was getting through to Chris on a deep level. Less of a prank, more of a philosophical discussion.
That second Chris had me dying! 🤣 “Humans?…” “I don’t really think that I’m that self righteous but ok…”
When he called out to Sheva I lost it 😂😂😂
These are so amazing
Soundboards do not get old if you know how to use it
I love how he goes straight into "do you really believe the world is worth saving?!" with the first guy. no time to waste
Wesker: Let me clarify something for you, Chris...
Chris: Yeah?
Wesker: CHRIIIIIIIIIIS!!!
Truly enlightening
Chris: WHAAAAATTT???
These giving me alot of nostalgic memories and im here for it, keep the good work my dude ❤️
For 10 years
I’m very glad you’re still alive, and how about kratos calls a church to take on god
LOL! THAT WOULD BE DOPE
What a great idea.
DAMN THAT'S A GREAT IDEA
That would be BASED
The Best idea
Becoming an responsible adult, you rarely laugh about life, but icenjam is one of those channels which make me burst out laughing
A depressed adult you mean?
@@MrMeeseeksPiano idk man , depressed is a harsh word, you shouldnt overuse it imo
@@Asder5f dude said he rarely laughs
@@Asder5f Your comment sounds pretty depressing.
So true I havent laughed so much in a while. This is great
I lost it when wesker started swearing and grunting lol
Underrated moment
"Chris."
"Hello?"
"CHRIS."
"Yeah?"
Best part
Man these are golden. Idk how you keep coming up with this stuff. The only thing I feel you might have missed is some kind of response to the question "Who is this?"
"I AM A GOD" wasn't cutting it for you?
@@FakeGyllenhaal I don't know but I think there must be a line on other games where Wesker introduces himself, right now he only uses Re5 quotes.
4:01 sheva?!! 🤣🤣
More Wesker ones, please!!
Live your life the way to be as chill as second Chris.
1:27 had me dying 😂
🤣
Lmao
Wesker with the proper use of his super powers lol
I can just imagine Chris and Sheva talking to Wesker like this in their RE 5 animation 😂😂😂😂 thank you so much havent laughed like this in a long time
0:20 When the guy says “what the fuck?” while trying not to laugh 💀
NATURAL SELECTION
Could you do a prank call as a thug from the Batman Arkham games, calling exterminators to help them take down the bat?
Oh wow
Oh wow
Oh wow
Oh wow
As an exterminator, I wouldn't mind that call.
This is so good. You gotta do more Wesker calls!
I love the way the Chris at 2:16 says “by who?”
“CCCCCHHHHHHHRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS”-Wesker
That "stronger and better" line brings me back years to playing this on my old 360😂😔
Lol your line selection was on point this whole video goes with the conversations perfectly
1:29 lol, I love this guy. He gave wesker so long to talk, probably more than the actual Chris did lol.
I love that this channel rises from the ashes every once in a while to have me literally laughing out loud.
Kudos
That was hilarious 😂 You are making my days, man! Keep it up!
WE NEED A PART 2 🤣
My phone heard me screech CHRIIIIIISS, so now I get sweet wesker content suggestions
Wesker: CHRIS!!
Chris: WHAAAAT!!
OMG LMAO I LOVE THIS VIDEO HAHAHAHAH
This opening is fitting for what's happening in the world LOL
Wesker's like dialogue is awfully hilarious. It's like some kid just found out what an edgy phase is and is trying so hard to get one.
That “WHAT?” Had me weak af 🤣
Wescer: Do you really believe the world is worth saving?
Chris: Yeah, probably
Wescer: No!
Chris: Why not?
Wescer: Noooo!
And that's the conflict of the entire game
I was really beginning to thank that gun shop owner actually found you. Glad your back.
@Just Some Guy with a Mustache what
Missed your videos bro! Keep em coming
0:03 “Chris”
0:06 Do you believe
0:12 CHRIS
0:15 Natural selection
0:23 loathsome humans
0:32 THIS isn’t OVER
0:37 I don’t think of myself as a king
0:48 I am a GOD
0:54 poor deluded Chris
1:00 let me clarify something for you
1:05 CHRISSSS
1:09 playtime is over
1:22 SEVEN MINUTES
1:31 here I am offering
1:42 only a handful of chaff
3:57 YOU CAN HIDE FOREVER
Lmaooo 😂😂😂😂 this is hilarious 💀🤣
Props to the guy at 1:40 who actually believed he was talking to someone real…what a funny guy.
Bruh I full remember the first couple of prank calls on this channel keep goin mate
Call Putin...
1:59 Chris is like “yeah, sounds reasonable.”
The No! at 2:29
This is the answer to everything...just...No!
I wish there was a chris who knew the gag and just went on a rant about preserving the redfield lineage.
I'm addicted to your videos
"You got a little accent.Sorry man" lmao I cried
2:40 this guy is taking everything so real 🤣🤣 " Populate another planet" 🤣🤣
Dude, your soundboard skills...
Like a gunslinger with those lines and timing hahaha
You are a true gem in these UA-cam wastelands, thank you icenjam
My man you gotta do more Wesker pranks it’s hilarious
I was suprised when I heard Sheva too
LOL! That was great. Would of been awesome if one of the Chris knew it was a Wesker prank call.
Glad you're still doing this!
Never laughed so much other than the solid snake prank. Love this!
I love how the first caller just played along.
NATURAL SELECTION LEAVES THE SURVIVORS STRONGER AND BETTER!
Chris "Oh, yeah, okay."
this is definitely a masterpiece😂😂😂😂thank you for letting me laugh even till the the very end of my winter vacation
I love how the first Chris hangs up, and yet is still laughing when picking up the phone a second time xD
"Why can't you understand, Chris!?"
"You got a little accent, sorry" LMAAOOOO
I don't think I've laughed THIS hard at a video in a long time. Thank you for your wonderful contribution
I've been waiting for this
"SHEVA?" Lmao, that was perfect.
this gives me old UA-cam vibes, i love it
the way wesker says "BETTER!", "OVER!" and "GOD!" is so amazing. DC douglas really did an amazing job with wesker.
Please do more Indian scammers vs JC denton from Deus Ex. “Why don’t you try getting a job?”
why do people say hello when they don't like what you said
2:28 “yeah probably”. I died 😂💀. It was how he said it that made this man a comedian in my eyes
HHOLY FUCK THIS IS ACTUALLY THE BEST VIDEO I'VE SEEN IN YEARS 😭
I literally have tears in my eyes from laughter.
I haven’t laughed that hard in a while, thank you 🙏
We need a Heisenberg Prank Call!!
I love when Chris yells what. Has me dying inside my grave
HAHA WTF ive played way too much re5 and this video is gold i swear
If you do a sequel, you must have him say "you will give me an egg"
Chris: you okay?
Wesker: no.
Chris: oh
The part where he asks "Do you really believe the world is worth saving?" had me LOL.