Solid Snake Calls Gun Shops - Metal Gear Prank Call

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  • @sdmfbastard
    @sdmfbastard 5 років тому +10586

    I feel bad for the next guy who came in the store and asked john about sniper rifles.

    • @kreassiva9138
      @kreassiva9138 5 років тому +313

      The best coment Lol

    • @laypyu
      @laypyu 5 років тому +68

      😂 😂😂😂

    • @c0nn0r0hagan
      @c0nn0r0hagan 5 років тому +321

      are you snake?

    • @soopavillin
      @soopavillin 4 роки тому +27

      Omg

    • @RikoJackify
      @RikoJackify 4 роки тому +333

      What's worse I if he's actually named Snake..

  • @sharperguy
    @sharperguy 5 років тому +7223

    "Is this transmission being monitored by the millitary" "hehehe possible" "now it is". These guys are great lol.

    • @KalmanBorbely
      @KalmanBorbely 5 років тому +295

      Yeah, too bad they hung up so quickly

    • @i_will_not_elaborate
      @i_will_not_elaborate 4 роки тому +219

      @@KalmanBorbely it's because they knew something
      👀

    • @vinjiwolfun7796
      @vinjiwolfun7796 4 роки тому +116

      Such jokes are only good if every person involved takes it easy and as a joke

    • @truckercowboyed2638
      @truckercowboyed2638 4 роки тому +100

      They hung up because, they are working for THE PATRIOTS!!!

    • @nolongerusing7430
      @nolongerusing7430 4 роки тому +58

      @@truckercowboyed2638 The La Li Lu Le Lo?

  • @VenomSnakee
    @VenomSnakee 9 років тому +10998

    "Do you know the person who designed the Metal Gear?"
    *hangs up*
    HE KNOWS SOMETHING

    • @Haseo92
      @Haseo92 9 років тому +489

      Half-Life 3 CONFIRMED

    • @Nephrite_Harmony
      @Nephrite_Harmony 9 років тому +87

      Isn't your name supposed to be "Snake"?

    • @AlexIr99
      @AlexIr99 9 років тому +13

      Can someone explain what the meaning of this comment is? (I ve never played MGS)

    • @VenomSnakee
      @VenomSnakee 9 років тому +100

      Alex Shady metal gear is a giant robot designed to lunch a nuke from any terrain, destroying the idea of nuclear deterrence since the country that has said metal gear can effectively have a mobile nuclear weapon storage

    • @AlexIr99
      @AlexIr99 9 років тому +3

      BOSS Thanks for the fast reply :)

  • @sionantara370
    @sionantara370 5 років тому +3574

    0:10
    Snake : "Where can I find a sniper rifle?"
    Clerk : "Where can you find a sniper rifle?"
    A true Metal Gear experience.

    • @coldmateuscold
      @coldmateuscold 4 роки тому +27

      Heheheheh

    • @sionantara370
      @sionantara370 4 роки тому +46

      @Michael Aguilar Just watch the first minute of this to get the basic idea. ua-cam.com/video/p8iBBJE_MZ0/v-deo.html

    • @crazymanwerido4522
      @crazymanwerido4522 4 роки тому +21

      Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov

    • @MrChukinorris
      @MrChukinorris 4 роки тому +37

      metal gear??

    • @tanyslp6426
      @tanyslp6426 4 роки тому +3

      Im your 1k like

  • @raventamer99
    @raventamer99 8 років тому +2928

    It's pretty obvious that first guy had played MGS before. I'm surprised he didn't hang around longer: if Snake called me at work one day looking for guns, I'd shit myself.

    • @genericwhitekidthesecond4330
      @genericwhitekidthesecond4330 7 років тому +200

      He straight up says "Metal Gear Solid?" when Snake asked about Metal Gear. The reason why he probably hung up was because wether he liked it or not he had a business to attend to and while it was funny, it wasted his time. It'd be like calling up 911 and fucking around with the operator with a Mario voice or sound board. It's funny but for all he knows there could be a person in genuine need of police or emergency medical services and as such he doesn't have time to do this.

    • @MikyBounty
      @MikyBounty 7 років тому +40

      Riddles Incorporated
      Even Otacon "lost it" when he met Snake for the first time. ^^

    • @KirilPetrov65
      @KirilPetrov65 6 років тому +6

      Generic white kid the second not even close but ok

    • @PSWX-do4wj
      @PSWX-do4wj 5 років тому +1

      Prince Marth cypher

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 5 років тому +4

      I'd have that conversation all fucking day

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 6 років тому +10089

    _What else, Nuclear Warhead?_
    *_OH YEAH_*

    • @Bacon-tq9ly
      @Bacon-tq9ly 5 років тому +118

      He needs them for the Metal gears
      Sahelantheopus, Metal Gear, Metal Gear Rex, Metal Gear Ray, and Metal Gear Zeke

    • @wesnoles6845
      @wesnoles6845 5 років тому +53

      Where that gun shop at tho, I want the warheads

    • @aland7234
      @aland7234 5 років тому +12

      *oh yeah* I died

    • @libuwtf
      @libuwtf 5 років тому +16

      Well only in USA would someone say that they have (seen) sniper rifle around :D

    • @ikmal017
      @ikmal017 5 років тому +5

      @@Bacon-tq9ly and Shagohod

  • @sepita10
    @sepita10 6 років тому +1913

    3:45
    John: "When i figure out who this is im going to teach you a lesson in manners."
    Snake: "This isn't first grade math class."
    Brilliant, just brilliant.

  • @royaltinman2226
    @royaltinman2226 4 роки тому +587

    Should have called back later in the day and said
    “Kept you waiting huh?”

  • @eldevenirdelostiempos9764
    @eldevenirdelostiempos9764 5 років тому +3530

    - Do you know the person who designed Metal Gear? -
    Hideo Kojima

  • @BigBoss-xr8dg
    @BigBoss-xr8dg 5 років тому +2232

    If someone called me and used a Solid Snake soundboard on me I’d love life!!

    • @murdockisdead
      @murdockisdead 5 років тому +16

      Same.

    • @mitchellmcglamry2074
      @mitchellmcglamry2074 5 років тому +33

      I would act like Octacon

    • @ProxyMinePro
      @ProxyMinePro 5 років тому +11

      Me: "Tell Quiet I said, 'Hey'."

    • @hollowclyde3433
      @hollowclyde3433 5 років тому +11

      i would legit answer him on what i know of metal gear >

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 5 років тому +10

      “I love Life” - Solid Snake to Big Boss, Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake
      He actually said that. In the final confrontation.

  • @thecrookedman5892
    @thecrookedman5892 9 років тому +1585

    Employee: "this is John"
    Snake: "father?"

    • @MagicMan3K
      @MagicMan3K 9 років тому +225

      spot pilgrim "No it's Cena... JOHN CENA"

  • @D00mnukem
    @D00mnukem 3 роки тому +132

    Props to the first guy who knew the cartridge for a mostly obscure, low number production, German sniper rifle that's banned in the U.S. and all from off the top of his head!

    • @bink
      @bink 2 роки тому +22

      Sounds like he may have just been an MGS fan...

    • @Sun-Tzu-
      @Sun-Tzu- 2 місяці тому

      It's not that obscure, it's in dozens of video games.

  • @voltag3man
    @voltag3man 8 років тому +3372

    what if someone walks into that guys store and asks for a sniper rifle and the dude beats his ass thinking its the youtuber hahaha

    • @evosteff
      @evosteff 8 років тому +191

      This comment literally made my year

    • @voltag3man
      @voltag3man 8 років тому +49

      he was talking to me lmao

    • @SolarQuiet
      @SolarQuiet 8 років тому +105

      people with knowledge on weapons don't walk in asking for a "sniper rifle"

    • @voltag3man
      @voltag3man 8 років тому +76

      Solar Quiet Well i mean if u are literally looking to invest in a sniper rifle, and not into a specific one then yes but it would probably look alot more like "Can you show me what sniper rifles you have".

    • @FeatheredGryphon
      @FeatheredGryphon 8 років тому +23

      When You buy a computer or TV, You don't say "I want to buy [MODEL HERE]". You say You want computer or TV and then store guy shows You what they have. So I don't think it's really that weird saying just "snipr riffle" without specification which one. Most people buy just things they decide in shop. Sometimes they buy specific models but not always. So the same goes with sniper riffles. And to know weapons You have to use them first and to use them You have to buy them, so to buy, You have to ask for it. If I would ever buy a sniper riffle I wouldn't say "I want PSG-1" or whatever model it can be, cause I don't know how they works. I would say I want sniper riffle and if the guy can help me chosing good one for me.

  • @krmunoz2169
    @krmunoz2169 6 років тому +5051

    "Sniper Rifle ?" (Casually) "Yeah we have a couple here"
    Only in USA.

  • @RaytheonNublinski
    @RaytheonNublinski 5 років тому +833

    “When I find out who you are I’m gonna ...um”
    Dude, I’ve never been more terrified in my life. You’re a brave soul for continuing to call that guy back.

    • @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1062
      @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1062 4 роки тому +54

      Hes gonna get some psg-1 bullets XD

    • @vott040
      @vott040 3 роки тому +35

      Jajajja gun store owners cant just track you, and he probably wasnt even the owner, just a worker acting tough

  • @TheActMan
    @TheActMan 2 роки тому +389

    I want the lies to end NOW!

    • @tocamose
      @tocamose 2 роки тому +8

      so true

    • @fezii9043
      @fezii9043 Рік тому +8

      WHERE CAN I *FIND* A SNIPER RIFLE

    • @petricor1420
      @petricor1420 Рік тому +1

      low iq comment cringe

    • @arthurfleck629
      @arthurfleck629 Рік тому +4

      A wild Act Man has appeared!
      God I need to get some sleep, I’ve nearly been awake for 25 hours, to say it’s been a long day is an understatement.

    • @baldwiniv5339
      @baldwiniv5339 Рік тому +1

      this mf is lost

  • @TrueSnake101
    @TrueSnake101 9 років тому +484

    Snake: "Is this transmission monitored by the military?"
    Dude: "Possibly..."
    Other dude: "Now it is."
    Lost my shit there xD

  • @ivanbullykov3442
    @ivanbullykov3442 6 років тому +816

    "I'm gonna track this number, hold on just a second"
    -"Now who's being ridiculous? Don't try to be a hero or anything" XD
    Best lines!

    • @ATOMarchive
      @ATOMarchive 5 років тому +5

      Согласен

    • @aland7234
      @aland7234 4 роки тому +4

      I mean this guy making the video is spam calling wtf kind of asshole he is

    • @pedrinhohen7216
      @pedrinhohen7216 4 роки тому +2

      Look im tracing you right now pal!
      Sorry for the bad joke and in a bad moment. ;-;

    • @kaannagumanov1185
      @kaannagumanov1185 4 роки тому

      Привет

  • @StrazdasLT
    @StrazdasLT 9 років тому +385

    i love how the first guy offered nuclear warheads. he was clearly having fun with the caller.f

    • @michaeledmunds1767
      @michaeledmunds1767 9 років тому +8

      He offered H.E.A.T rounds. He was just guessing that nukes is what he wanted.

    • @MrBellsBlues
      @MrBellsBlues 9 років тому +1

      You just like to be around people don't you?

    • @michaeledmunds1767
      @michaeledmunds1767 9 років тому +1

      ***** Me?

    • @jmjmjm2995
      @jmjmjm2995 7 років тому

      Michael Edmunds yes you lol

  • @thesaltysailor8035
    @thesaltysailor8035 5 років тому +5593

    Is that you that just opened the door?
    Yes
    (GUNSHOT)
    So it wasnt you
    Best line ever

  • @traior246
    @traior246 8 років тому +462

    David Hayter is officially banned from entering that Gun Shop

  • @Anime-Doof
    @Anime-Doof 10 років тому +1233

    That John guy guy seemed a little too shaken when he heard it was Snake...
    ...that fucker knows something about Metal Gear...

    • @AnErraticDramaQueen
      @AnErraticDramaQueen 10 років тому +6

      He's not the most powerful protagonist of a game.
      The Last Dragonborn, the Nerevarine, Sheogorath, Alex Mercer, James Heller, Doomguy (the guy wiped off a whole alien race with a pistol), Bearer of the Curse, Lucas from Fahrenheit, Dark Souls I's Protagonist, the Lone Wanderer, the Courier, Link, Niko Bellic, Master Chef, etc. There are hundred more powerful NPCs more powerful that cannot be killed with guns. Examples include the Daedra from the Elder Scrolls, and various entities from the Dark Souls.

    • @aiadreamloss
      @aiadreamloss 10 років тому +4

      Mycroft Brown The Last Dragonborn isn't quite that powerful. The Thu'um is not needed. The Nerevar is powerful, yes, but only for fighting all those fucking Cliff Racers. Sheogorath has power but doesn't use it for serious tasks. Doomguy did not use just a pistol. He used a pistol, his fists, a shotgun, a chaingun, a plasma gun, a double barreled shotgun, etc etc, the Lone Wanderer I can agree on. The Courier from NV isn't quite that powerful.

    • @DILFDylF
      @DILFDylF 10 років тому +10

      ***** You think the Lone Wanderer is more powerful than the Dragonborn? Someone that can use a gun is more powerful than someone who can disintegrate humans with their voice?

    • @aliveithink6985
      @aliveithink6985 10 років тому +4

      Zachary Comstock Zachary? Shouldnt you be trying to kill DeWitt? (Sorry for bad english)

    • @DILFDylF
      @DILFDylF 10 років тому +6

      ariel sharpe Your English is fine by me :) And internet debates are much more important than murdering myself!

  • @max010113
    @max010113 8 років тому +787

    when your comebacks are so bad even a soundboard owns you

  • @hplexicon
    @hplexicon 5 років тому +224

    I'm dying here, imagine getting a call at a gun store and the person says they're a ninja and their name is not important. Hell I can't breath.

  • @ameerkhan1028
    @ameerkhan1028 5 років тому +1156

    Images these guys play mgs and while they're playing they're like "did this guy call me before"

  • @mikeyes620
    @mikeyes620 8 років тому +699

    i guess Snake was looking for
    *A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR*

  • @samuelnguyen106
    @samuelnguyen106 9 років тому +807

    The first guy was the best.

    • @vincentvillas8175
      @vincentvillas8175 9 років тому +8

      It was the same guy the whole video.

    • @deadlyassasin3392
      @deadlyassasin3392 9 років тому +65

      Where can i find the controll missles
      What else nuklear war head XD

    • @NeoTodesklingel
      @NeoTodesklingel 9 років тому +2

      +Deadly Assasin
      " Oh Jeah ... ... "

    • @thrashthecache3408
      @thrashthecache3408 9 років тому +24

      +Samuel Nguyen Imagine someone walking in one of those gun stores right after the calls and asking for a sniper rifle.

    • @samuelnguyen106
      @samuelnguyen106 9 років тому +3

      Red Engineer OMG PLS!

  • @fishermechs
    @fishermechs 5 років тому +511

    He should have said "David, my name's David" from the MGS1 ending

    • @MrZer000
      @MrZer000 5 років тому +4

      did he say that in mgs1 or mg1?

    • @fishermechs
      @fishermechs 5 років тому +29

      @@MrZer000 definitely MGS1

    • @castlewood1371
      @castlewood1371 5 років тому +7

      Jean-Pierre Unfunny only true mgs fans kno that

    • @MrZer000
      @MrZer000 5 років тому +12

      @@castlewood1371 only true fans played mg1

    • @castlewood1371
      @castlewood1371 5 років тому +2

      MrZer000 i cant even beat the first level in mg1

  • @Mirage9475
    @Mirage9475 10 років тому +132

    "So you've heard of Metal Gear?"
    Arms Dealer: "Metal Gear solid?"
    What a damn legend.

  • @FunnyShorts-lg6ri
    @FunnyShorts-lg6ri 8 років тому +642

    "I'm going to track this number, wait just a second"
    "Now who's being ridiculous?" LOOOOOOL

  • @waldosunshine
    @waldosunshine 8 років тому +743

    "Im gonna track this number"
    "Now whos being ridiculous"
    i died

  • @gewawdypooh
    @gewawdypooh 4 роки тому +450

    “Is this transmission being monitored by the military?”
    “Heh, Heh, now it is...”
    *Peace Walker Theme Intensifies*

  • @EvilDuckOfDoom3
    @EvilDuckOfDoom3 8 років тому +287

    *BOOM*
    - So it wasn't you.. .

  • @BingoPanic
    @BingoPanic 8 років тому +246

    JOHN: the next villain in Metal Gear Solid 6

    • @getnaenaed99
      @getnaenaed99 8 років тому +15

      Big Boss?!

    • @karlahwash8563
      @karlahwash8563 6 років тому +3

      There won’t be another metal gear game sadly

    • @talianetchik2069
      @talianetchik2069 5 років тому +3

      @@karlahwash8563 Shhh, don't say it, Metal Gear is in our heart now

  • @guydahan3890
    @guydahan3890 8 років тому +238

    "I cant hardly hear you"
    *Hangs up*
    nice service...

    • @DangerDickDino
      @DangerDickDino 7 років тому +4

      Guy Dahan I was thinking the same thing like do they treat all of their customers like that?

    • @keeleye7225
      @keeleye7225 6 років тому +2

      Actually this is a problem with a lot of soundboard pranks. Usually people don't do it right - they'll turn up their speakers that's playing back the soundboard and put it sort of close to the phone, but now it's a speaker picking up the sounds of another speaker, and a lot of times the person being pranked can't hear the soundboard clips all that well. The best way would be to physically connect the audio out of whatever's playing the soundboards directly into the phone.

  • @zo0mah
    @zo0mah 5 років тому +284

    "I'm gonna teach you a lesson in manners."
    "This isn't first grade Math class..."
    😅😂🤣

    • @googleuser8336
      @googleuser8336 3 роки тому +2

      What is this place?

    • @lilhoodieenergizer6426
      @lilhoodieenergizer6426 3 роки тому +1

      @@googleuser8336 NONE OF YOUR FUCKIN BUSINESS

    • @SuperDupTNT
      @SuperDupTNT 3 роки тому +1

      @@lilhoodieenergizer6426 **hangs up**

    • @Motorlock
      @Motorlock 3 роки тому

      @@lilhoodieenergizer6426 i might get wooshed but
      is it a business or something

  • @primeemperor9196
    @primeemperor9196 6 років тому +780

    Snake: "Was that you that opened the door just now?"
    Man: "Yes"
    *BANG*
    Me: dead

    • @mcteoful
      @mcteoful 5 років тому +20

      Oh were you the one who opened the door?

    • @lordmoldybutt1260
      @lordmoldybutt1260 4 роки тому +6

      "So that wasn't you"

    • @Spartan11117777
      @Spartan11117777 4 роки тому

      *BANG*
      Kana Ijima: “Oh! I’ve Been Shot!”

    • @primeemperor9196
      @primeemperor9196 4 роки тому

      @Oldskoolbuick56 ooooooooo I'm a GHOOOOOOOOST!

    • @winstonchurchill7822
      @winstonchurchill7822 4 роки тому

      @Oldskoolbuick56 what?is that a sarcasm or do you not know the basic english of You using in both singular and plural thus You being used with were.
      You was is complete bullshit,always taking you as a plural is the correct Grammar,you were,You are,etc.
      Its funny how you are a grammar nazi but you butcher The very language you are Correcting.
      Its like nazis burning the aryans in the holocaust.

  • @Alumirust
    @Alumirust 9 років тому +76

    "This is harrassment!" dude was just calling and asking where the sniper rifles are...

  • @VM0451
    @VM0451 9 років тому +744

    What's that thing with Snake and Liquid beating up Kojima?
    Also, some dudes just can't take a joke.

    • @VM0451
      @VM0451 9 років тому +2

      ***** Nice.

    •  9 років тому +44

      +Vezonmodder Some dudes just want to do their job and not get idiots ringing them up from some dorm at university or their mother's basement.

    • @VM0451
      @VM0451 9 років тому +3

      Carl Sagan Yup. Understandable. Still a bit of a pity though.

    • @VM0451
      @VM0451 9 років тому +5

      Carl Sagan Well, that's... Radical. I guess people who own a store probably don't get these calls all day.

    • @Sbeatly
      @Sbeatly 9 років тому

      +Adam J. Harper "graphic designer" "real job"
      Lol

  • @gammatheprotobean1541
    @gammatheprotobean1541 2 роки тому +30

    "Remote controlled missiles? what else? nuclear warhead?"
    That line had me cracking up

  • @hanstonra
    @hanstonra 9 років тому +376

    Guy: Sir I can barely hear you. *hangs up*
    Next call:
    Solid: Can you hear me?
    xDDDD

  • @hitcat1157
    @hitcat1157 8 років тому +407

    "I'm gonna have some fun with you" ( sounds sexual) I died there! XD

  • @jorgeordonez9882
    @jorgeordonez9882 8 років тому +134

    "was that you who open the door". "Yes ;)" *Gunshot* fucking died there.

  • @parksan1899
    @parksan1899 4 роки тому +61

    The next guy who ask for a sniper rifle to john is gonna learn something

  • @AlexLeonidas
    @AlexLeonidas 9 років тому +483

    Sounded so natural!

    • @kiankafai7478
      @kiankafai7478 6 років тому +8

      AlphaDestiny Yo man wtf are you doing here haha? Yoke training ftw

    • @ArticleReaderRandy
      @ArticleReaderRandy 5 років тому +3

      wtf did not expect to see this comment here

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      @jesusisgod2953 3 роки тому +2

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      This is the Gospel which means the Good News. Turn to Christ and live.
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    • @goblinoide
      @goblinoide 2 роки тому

      @@ArticleReaderRandy AUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHGHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @ShinobiLiger
    @ShinobiLiger 8 років тому +125

    The balls on that guy, talking down to Snake.

  • @defiantdeer13th
    @defiantdeer13th 9 років тому +149

    :D AMAZING!
    "Where are the Remote Controlled Missiles?"
    "Remote Controlled Missile?, What else, Nuclear Warheads?"
    "Oh Yeah!"
    xD

  • @inewulf3204
    @inewulf3204 5 років тому +106

    When a five year old video drops into recommended and makes You laugh way harder than it should. Thank You Internet

    • @Ty-nf5gd
      @Ty-nf5gd 5 років тому +2

      Steve I lmao

    • @davidlarkin1040
      @davidlarkin1040 3 роки тому +1

      7 years now.

    • @inewulf3204
      @inewulf3204 3 роки тому

      @@davidlarkin1040 Thanks for this reminder. You're pretty good.

  • @solidsnake9898
    @solidsnake9898 9 років тому +655

    Using a phone is so much more difficult than codec... *sigh* =(

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 9 років тому +6

      +Solid Snake Just get Otacon to help you.

    • @solidsnake9898
      @solidsnake9898 9 років тому +6

      ***** Good thinking.

    • @SoIstice
      @SoIstice 9 років тому +17

      +Solid Snake Back in my day, we used radios... you kids and your codecs...

    • @solidsnake9898
      @solidsnake9898 9 років тому +8

      Venom "Punished" Snake You're so old fashioned ;)

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 9 років тому

      Solid Snake Strange for you to say that, huh 'Old Snake'?

  • @gabeux
    @gabeux 9 років тому +115

    "Was it you that just opened the door just now?"
    "Yes."
    *GUNSHOT*
    "So it wasn't you..."
    I just laughed loudly at 5am. It hurts.

  • @lukeandgamingmoments1021
    @lukeandgamingmoments1021 8 років тому +363

    First guy new about metal gear solid 😄

    • @icudie_7157
      @icudie_7157 8 років тому +68

      that was the best one lol

    • @misanthropicisolation4013
      @misanthropicisolation4013 6 років тому

      Luke and gaming moments *knew

    • @jasonthespaceman8840
      @jasonthespaceman8840 6 років тому

      New

    • @Scanvas3
      @Scanvas3 6 років тому

      @@misanthropicisolation4013 bruh its the internet, spellnig errors aren't rare here (which I think you already knoe).

  • @marcusbengert6632
    @marcusbengert6632 5 років тому +37

    I love how john is unironically less coherent than Snake

  • @StevenCodeBlack
    @StevenCodeBlack 8 років тому +149

    *Phone rings*
    "Hello?"
    "Be careful there are claymore mines around there"
    "Who is this?"
    "One of your fans"

  • @gamingwiz_108
    @gamingwiz_108 6 років тому +418

    "I am going to teach you a lesson in manners"
    "This isn't first grade math class"
    Tell me why I found that hilarious 😂😭

    • @princesstinklepanties2720
      @princesstinklepanties2720 5 років тому +7

      My highschool math teacher would say when we got a problem on the board "you niggas is stoopid"

    • @RogueLuna1642
      @RogueLuna1642 4 роки тому +1

      "this isn't interesting"

  • @OJHgaming
    @OJHgaming 8 років тому +110

    All Snake wanted was a goddamn sniper rifle

    • @Alex-mb2cy
      @Alex-mb2cy 6 років тому +4

      The OJHgamer of course, he doesn't want to backtrack for one

    • @Si_Mondo
      @Si_Mondo 5 років тому +3

      @@Alex-mb2cy My least favourite part of that game.....

  • @proaimtoshoot46
    @proaimtoshoot46 5 років тому +40

    *And if I find out who you're I'm going to..um. have some fun with you*

  • @UltraShield
    @UltraShield 7 років тому +102

    "Was that you who opened the door just now?"
    "Yes it was"
    *gunshot*... "So it wasn't you."
    L M A O

  • @PSspecialist
    @PSspecialist 10 років тому +75

    The first guy knew about metal gear but couldn't figure out Snake's voice?

    • @mgibbs88
      @mgibbs88 10 років тому +25

      I know about Metal Gear but have never played the game so I don't recognize the voice.

    • @genericallyaccepted
      @genericallyaccepted 7 років тому +1

      NOVA you're really missing out on a good game.

  • @Life_And_Things777
    @Life_And_Things777 9 років тому +85

    I died when he said "where are the remote controller missiles?"

  • @TeteBruleeFR
    @TeteBruleeFR 5 років тому +9

    This first call !

  • @kingdolani
    @kingdolani 11 років тому +107

    Pyscho Mantis calling a therapist.
    "Hello. Therapy. How can I help you?"
    "PLACE YOUR CONTROLLER ON THE FLOOR"
    "...who is this?'
    "I AM PYSCHO MANTIS"
    "...Is there something I can help you with Mr....Mantis?"
    "I BURNED MY FATHER TO DEATH. BECAUSE HE HATED ME."
    "...Please hold."

  • @thekillersnake94
    @thekillersnake94 10 років тому +184

    I hate it when people takes prank calls too serious and threaten you by talking to the police.

  • @kathleenmms
    @kathleenmms 9 років тому +2340

    I laughed so hard I farted.

  • @lilyblossomchan369
    @lilyblossomchan369 5 років тому +67

    All he wanted was a goddamn sniper rifle

  • @TheBoss-vw7kn
    @TheBoss-vw7kn 9 років тому +212

    So this is what the world has come to...

    • @mikesmith145
      @mikesmith145 9 років тому +31

      snake's way of fulfilling your will

    • @TheBoss-vw7kn
      @TheBoss-vw7kn 9 років тому +26

      mikesmith145 Well he did a better job than Jack did.

    • @SoIstice
      @SoIstice 9 років тому +5

      +The Boss You think I don't use the internet!?

    • @solaris6428
      @solaris6428 9 років тому +2

      +Venom "Punished" Snake no your not big boss

    • @TheBoss-vw7kn
      @TheBoss-vw7kn 9 років тому +10

      Venom "Punished" Snake You silly medic!

  • @YokoshimaOfficial
    @YokoshimaOfficial 5 років тому +81

    2:52
    Best part. The conversation was flawless lol
    Subbed for your hard-work, Snake.

  • @VanguardJester
    @VanguardJester 8 років тому +302

    omfg XD the first attempt almost got oyu a legit sniper.

    • @NEONARS1
      @NEONARS1 7 років тому +56

      Envy Oh man I lost it when he said "What else a nuclear warhead?"

    • @iimaginewagons632
      @iimaginewagons632 7 років тому +14

      NEONARS1 The way he said "OH YEAH" got me

  • @isaacdepaula2103
    @isaacdepaula2103 5 років тому +22

    The first guy was the funniest
    "What else? Nuclear warhead?"

  • @anigamii
    @anigamii 9 років тому +68

    -Heh, What's going on ?
    -Why don't you stop playing dumb.
    -What is it that you want, sir ?

  • @tylergladstone668
    @tylergladstone668 8 років тому +85

    Do Otacon calling animal control! "Snake..... Snake........ SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!"

    • @FuIIMetal
      @FuIIMetal 7 років тому +4

      Tyler Gladstone That would be awesome. Lmfao

    • @dumpslivers
      @dumpslivers 5 років тому +5

      It’s just like one of my Japanese animes

    • @yeflynne
      @yeflynne 5 років тому +2

      HAHAHA

  • @A.E.B.0
    @A.E.B.0 5 років тому +202

    "Metal Gear Solid?"

    • @callmezeldaonemoartime
      @callmezeldaonemoartime 5 років тому +20

      Metal... Gear!? *solid*

    • @ВладимирСоловьёв-ь3ы
      @ВладимирСоловьёв-ь3ы 5 років тому +10

      Flashback

    • @yuriridley8144
      @yuriridley8144 4 роки тому +7

      “Psycho Mantis?”

    • @jesusisgod2953
      @jesusisgod2953 3 роки тому

      Are you saved? If you died tonight will you go to heaven or hell?
      Acts 16:30-31 KJV
      Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.
      God Almighty, the Creator was manifest in the flesh. He came into the world to take away the sin of the world. He gave up his own life to save yours. His sacrifice on the cross paid the price for your redemption with his own blood. On the third day he rose from dead and offers the gift of salvation and forgiveness to those that repent and trust in him.
      This is the Gospel which means the Good News. Turn to Christ and live.
      John 1:1,14 KJV
      In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. [14] And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us,
      Isaiah 9:6 KJV
      For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.
      John 1:10 KJV
      He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not.
      John 20:28-29 KJV
      And Thomas answered and said unto him, My Lord and my God. [29] Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.
      ua-cam.com/video/14y_VIJ2ZbM/v-deo.html

    • @quaza2001
      @quaza2001 3 роки тому

      Psycho mantis?

  • @Ian_ochko
    @Ian_ochko Рік тому +5

    "-Is this transmission being monitored by the military?
    -Now it is."

  • @mymicks21
    @mymicks21 9 років тому +101

    2:39 He wants to give him a Solid Snake ;)

    • @RealSamalamander
      @RealSamalamander 9 років тому

      +C Delany He's the Big Boss with the Naked Snake

    • @Axon4000Gaming
      @Axon4000Gaming 9 років тому

      +PsychadelicFeline No! My eyes are bleeding after reading that! *dies* Snake? What's wrong!? SNAAAKE!!!

    • @RealSamalamander
      @RealSamalamander 9 років тому +1

      +Tyler Moon SNAKE IS DEAD
      Continue Quit

    • @solidsnake9898
      @solidsnake9898 9 років тому +4

      +C Delany I hope not.

  • @konissalamander6025
    @konissalamander6025 9 років тому +39

    "I'm going to teach you a lesson in manners"
    "This isn't math class!"

  • @kevinjr.2345
    @kevinjr.2345 9 років тому +71

    "Where can I find ammo for a PSG 1?"
    Me: Oh I got one right here. All I have to do is use your credit card and send that money to a gun store, and its gone!

    • @kevinjr.2345
      @kevinjr.2345 9 років тому +3

      ***** yep. XD

    • @Xniol
      @Xniol 9 років тому +2

      +Kevin “Birthday Boy Blam” Jr. "Sir you are no longer a customer here, NEXT PERSON PLEASE."

    • @snakaku
      @snakaku 9 років тому +3

      +Xniol Well just send your codec number to Cipher and its gone.

  • @RicoX-17
    @RicoX-17 5 років тому +67

    Is this transmission being monitored by the Military? Hahahah, yeah, possibly... Now it is" 😂🤣

  • @Unboundedominion
    @Unboundedominion 9 років тому +32

    _Meryl Silverburgh_: So... tell me Snake, what's your name? Your real name?
    _Solid Snake_: A name means nothing on the battlefield.
    _Meryl Silverburgh_: How old are you?
    _Solid Snake_: Old enough to know what death looks like.

  • @l-smith5610
    @l-smith5610 10 років тому +48

    I'm gonna track this number,hold on just a second.< Now who's being ridiculous. lol

    • @shadowprince426
      @shadowprince426 7 років тому

      Skype is untraceable because the number can come anywhere

  • @ADCFproductions
    @ADCFproductions 10 років тому +15

    Where is there a sniper rifle, that doesn't even make sense! xD

  • @Viewer13128
    @Viewer13128 Рік тому +6

    3:45 lmao i wonder if he eventually figured out it was Snake...

  • @veenobuxtwo2868
    @veenobuxtwo2868 6 років тому +65

    "Have you ever seen a sniper rifle?"
    "No, I HAVEN'T! !"
    LMFAOOOOOOOOO

  • @philmoufarrege
    @philmoufarrege 8 років тому +820

    i lost my shit at 1:15 hilarious!!!

    • @ShaDHP23
      @ShaDHP23 8 років тому +50

      Phil Moufarrege I wish I knew what that was from. You can see Big Boss climbing in the ring.

    • @jjun.e_
      @jjun.e_ 6 років тому

      Is dat a game?

    • @cancelled8433
      @cancelled8433 6 років тому

      dats wwe12

    • @refraggedbean
      @refraggedbean 6 років тому +5

      I lost it at remote controlled missiles

    • @aaronlao572
      @aaronlao572 6 років тому +4

      yes it's hideo and liquid knocking his head out lul

  • @solidSnake4580
    @solidSnake4580 10 років тому +66

    I like to see Para Medic from MGS3 make a prank call.

    • @TheBovinePig
      @TheBovinePig 10 років тому +6

      Agreed.

    • @MrZELDAtwilightPRINC
      @MrZELDAtwilightPRINC 10 років тому +2

      That would be funny

    • @suwatsaksri7191
      @suwatsaksri7191 10 років тому

      She should call an asian convinience store for instant noodles since she loves them so much

    • @scottlange7109
      @scottlange7109 10 років тому

      Para-Medic calls hospitals.. lmao

    • @jesseclark7105
      @jesseclark7105 9 років тому

      I'd like to see Quiet make a prank call.
      Oh, wait...

  • @Crowbars2
    @Crowbars2 2 роки тому +6

    0:45 - I was hoping that the guy would be all like "Psycho Mantis? Revolution? Rex? Metal Gear? You're that ninja! Who's footprints are these? What was that noise? You were killed in Zanzibar!"
    I was also hoping to hear more "You're pretty good!" or "Kept you waiting, huh?" after calling that guy back a bunch of times.

  • @SlurpeeTheUnholy
    @SlurpeeTheUnholy 9 років тому +30

    Snake: "Is this transmission being monitored by the military?"
    Guy: "Hehehe, possibly."
    Mysterious Third Voice: "NOW IT IS."

  • @MrJayPlays
    @MrJayPlays 8 років тому +416

    Wt else nuclear warheads ahahahahahaja

  • @neoel9511
    @neoel9511 11 років тому +69

    Barricade from transformers calling the doughnut shop.

    • @SlyTF1
      @SlyTF1 10 років тому +2

      Hell yes.

  • @TheModdedwarfare3
    @TheModdedwarfare3 2 роки тому +4

    I checked and the clerk was right about the ammo that a psg1 takes. Dude knows his shit.

  • @adi16adi16
    @adi16adi16 8 років тому +200

    That was cool
    But why every phone prank in USA must end up with "I'm gonna call the police" and "Fuck you"

    • @kasely9141
      @kasely9141 8 років тому +9

      +Adam Zatorski Thats America. What did you expect?

    • @slimmtatey4205
      @slimmtatey4205 8 років тому +9

      That's post 9/11 America for you. Hehe...

    • @shadmansudipto7287
      @shadmansudipto7287 8 років тому +5

      It's sad that it's slowly affecting Asian culture as well

    • @rebeccacrane2788
      @rebeccacrane2788 8 років тому +12

      well dude, it's interrupting business or work or whatever. i can understand their frustration plus the fact that they probably hate their job or something.

    • @brolythelegendarysupersaiy2117
      @brolythelegendarysupersaiy2117 8 років тому +8

      rebecca crane if I hate my job and I get a call like this... dude id fuckin enjoy this shit.

  • @InGodshands7
    @InGodshands7 9 років тому +82

    John??.... You're that Ninja

    • @601ionut
      @601ionut 9 років тому +11

      IT'S JOHN CENA

    • @keyboy2332
      @keyboy2332 8 років тому

      RULESBOF NATURE

    • @keyboy2332
      @keyboy2332 8 років тому

      +Jack Raiden the cyborg ninja AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

    • @paskky913
      @paskky913 8 років тому

      +Ryan Powell john is BigBoss

    • @gabeg1863
      @gabeg1863 8 років тому +3

      Pyscho mantis?

  • @condor2279
    @condor2279 9 років тому +26

    The first guy was so cool about it.

  • @safamuric2054
    @safamuric2054 5 років тому +6

    One of the best things I have ever watched in the UA-cam

  • @AlbertoSantosDumont819
    @AlbertoSantosDumont819 10 років тому +34

    the "was it you who just opened the door" part really got me XD.

  • @The-ol3mk
    @The-ol3mk 7 років тому +59

    ,,-Was that you who opened the door just now?
    - Yes
    (GUNSHOT)
    -So it wasn't you''
    =)))))))))))

  • @ExaltedUriel
    @ExaltedUriel 9 років тому +24

    The first one was by far the best, mostly because he knew what the fuck he was talking about.

  • @greekmacedonianwegreeksare6035
    @greekmacedonianwegreeksare6035 2 роки тому +4

    3:07 "Who is being ridiculous.., Mister *SNAKE?"* 🤣🤣😂😂
    The antagonism is real.

  • @blazi40
    @blazi40 8 років тому +33

    "So have you heard about Metal Gear? - METAL GEAR SOLID?" **Hangs up** "**Firearm's store guy plays dumb the rest of the video**"

  • @salahad-din9168
    @salahad-din9168 10 років тому +42

    Calls asking for a sniper.
    Filed for harassment.
    (facepalm)

  • @AussieAidan
    @AussieAidan 8 років тому +78

    This video gives me a Solid Snake

  • @hardcoresix2189
    @hardcoresix2189 3 роки тому +2

    I had Depression, but this safed my day, thanks!