@@pr3tty_latinx200 as a black person. I find it so strange how so many people of color just have so many different conflicting opinions on that. I personally don't see how Hispanics are black they seem like a minority but a bit different. However my mom and big sister see pretty much all colored people as "black" so they don't really care who says it, as long as it's not a white person. And that's just the opinions that I know of within my family. Don't even get me started on the older black folk that hate the word in its entirety or those groups of colored folk that really subscribe to it and own "being black". Honestly nowadays i think I'm gonna stop using the word. I think it just holds people back now.
@@pr3tty_latinx200 Well Mexicans were not the ones using it as a symbol of hate towards black people for many years so I don’t really mind if they say it
@@mariahcuffie618 ohh okok! I use to say it b4 but when I use it , it's Never in a racist way 🤢!! But there's sum that take it far. Or use it in the wrong context or wtv. So that can be bad fa them .
I would almost take the job for 2 weeks to see how fast I could get fired. I’m deathly allergic to stupid people. I bet I’d have everyone laughing their asses off.
I don't know who wants to know this but Diego's full name is: Diego Alexandro Louis Gonzalez Ignacio Roberto Constantino Mario Loranzo Carloz Miguel Rodriguez Fransico Hezuz Gonzalez Jon Antonio Frenardo Hetro David Gerardo Jose Imanuel.
He might be forced into it like that time Sam was kidnapped and at the end was working for the mafia. Diego might know how to handle himself though. We've seen him get robbed and get into other situations.
I need more of this. Because this is the only thing that decreases my anxiety and stress. Please make more frequently. And please never stop. I am begging you. You will be saving a (many?) lives.
One thing I like about this revitalized series is that the puppets no longer inhabit the human world, they actually inhabit their own world where they interact with with each other like normal people.
"Excuse me?"
"You're excused."
I'll be using that line now.
lmao fr. Me too
Yeah im doing it since long time.....but i dont say it🤭
The hell 😂😂😂
@@sweetsunnyvibes what.
When we were in jr. high school, the reply was: "There's no excuse for you." ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......
That last “Please calm down.” Totally caught me off guard! 😂😂😂
"oooooohhhhhhhhh"
Man u just spoiled it
@@psgqwin878 Why are you reading comments before you watch the short video???
@@anilz4297 good point
@@anilz4297please calm down
"Excuse me"
"You're excused"
Logic!
Ya that was one of the funny moments
Yes
Lol
I’ve been waiting for king batch to cone back for a long time like if u agree and think he should be in more videos
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?"
"Just Juan" 😂😂😂
Really Nigga
@@AMG1edition ain't ya mexican? Or sum? I'm assuming by the pfp 💀. Ya can't say that dude . If ya is not black .😐 And Wym really *****?
@@pr3tty_latinx200 as a black person. I find it so strange how so many people of color just have so many different conflicting opinions on that. I personally don't see how Hispanics are black they seem like a minority but a bit different. However my mom and big sister see pretty much all colored people as "black" so they don't really care who says it, as long as it's not a white person. And that's just the opinions that I know of within my family. Don't even get me started on the older black folk that hate the word in its entirety or those groups of colored folk that really subscribe to it and own "being black". Honestly nowadays i think I'm gonna stop using the word. I think it just holds people back now.
@@pr3tty_latinx200 Well Mexicans were not the ones using it as a symbol of hate towards black people for many years so I don’t really mind if they say it
@@mariahcuffie618 ohh okok! I use to say it b4 but when I use it , it's Never in a racist way 🤢!! But there's sum that take it far. Or use it in the wrong context or wtv. So that can be bad fa them .
Diego sure loves telling people to calm down.
yup
@@trudeaukai37 ye ye
Sir please calm down
@@double4790 tf i came here to say that lmao
@@aseroooooooo sir calm down
"How many mexican it takes change a lightbulb?"
"Just Juan"
🤣🤣
wow , Diego having a conversation without asking for tequila?? thats rare.
maybe the Matcha had a shot of Tequila
@@Cxl1302 true
He is ordering it on the computer to have it delivered to work like a 😎
Lmao
lmao
“SiR pLeAsE cALm dOwN” 😆😆
"I want my money back"
"Well, I want a divorce, we can't always get what we want"
I'm dying 🤣
Calm down!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Diego is literally the Brooklyn Guy of awkward puppets
😂
I KNOW RIGHT? OMG
Customer Service Rep is the perfect job for Diego, always calmer than the customer. Very professional. :D
Haha yes always annoys the customers then tells them to calm down 🤣
I've actually worked on Customer Service and I swear Twan is the chillest dude out there lmao
His really chilled compared to customers we usually get 😂
I HATE THE FUCKING GREENGOS HDSPM
Damn what company did you work for? lol
@@MaxDly Instacart CS
but technically Teleperformance lol
Teleperformance x2 lol
"Wait sir,"
"What?!"
"Please calm down..."
"Uhh!!!"
😂😂😂
xDDDD
“Excuse me”
“You are excused”
I lost it!🤣🤣😂😅m using this everywhere now!
Is it formal saying u are excused ? Amnt a native 🤔😅
@@ladyfafa3770 please calm down
@@mosafares64 😂😂🤣
@@ladyfafa3770 İ mean who ever says excuse me! I am gonna revert this way!🤣
@@mosafares64 u are excused
The worst thing ever is filing a complaint to the person who is causing u to complain 🤣.
Nothing to be done at this point 😂.
“I want a divorce , you know we can’t always get what we want” Comes through every Monday ❤️
Please calm down!
This video isn’t working thanks to REAL_HACKER_AJ on IG and those who referred me I’m grateful ....
The $20 was for Tequila. He was asking for it in a roundabout way.😆
More writers should get on this because WE NEED MORE EPISODES ❤️❤️
@@crimsonoutdoorsco.9640 importantly diego is always drinking beer so yeah no time for shit.
I wish I could talk like Diego when working in customer service
I work at a telecommunications Customer Service department and you would get fired if you speak like this to customers 🤣🤣🤣
U should try
@@LifeofaQueer u won't
I would almost take the job for 2 weeks to see how fast I could get fired. I’m deathly allergic to stupid people. I bet I’d have everyone laughing their asses off.
@@07negative56 I have that allergy too! I'm also allergic to Karens
"I understand your frustration."
“Don’t you think I deserve $20 for my time” lol 😂
01:00
Twon: *Excuse me?!*
Diego: *You are excused.*
Me: 🤣
Diego: "Ok please hold"
Also Diego: *vibing to the music*
Me: tana ta ta taaa
A rapper name Brian Rich did a song to this elevator music.
Twan: "I want my money back!"
Diego: "Well, I want a divorce. But we can't always get what we want."
"Wait wait sir!"
"What?"
...
"Please calm down"
*Calming intensifies*
Calm down
just calm down
Please calm down
When your boss thinks you're a bad employee, just show Diego
Ok now this comment had me laughing so hard I spit out my matcha. 😂
Never heard of Macha but now that’s all I want to drink
goku supreme
yoooooooooooo
Calm down sir
its pretty bitter
@BlackScape
Matcha tea is apparently green. You should try it. I haven't tried but Diego seems positive about it.
"You're excused"😂😂😂❤
I don't know who wants to know this but Diego's full name is: Diego Alexandro Louis Gonzalez Ignacio Roberto Constantino Mario Loranzo Carloz Miguel Rodriguez Fransico Hezuz Gonzalez Jon Antonio Frenardo Hetro David Gerardo Jose Imanuel.
Damn!!! 🤣🤣🤣
This one is hilarious.
I still don't know why romance languages produce people with lonnnnng names 😂
Miss spelled like half of them but ok
Hezus ? Bruhh 🤣🤣
Diego: Sir please calm down.
Customer: Whaaat!! 😂
"Well in my culture we expect our order on time" 😂 best comeback ever
That “hold” song never gets old
I'd like to see Diego travel to Japan. I can imagine what he'd be like if he discovered anime, kimonos, and other things Japanese.
He could be the head of the yakuza in seconds
He might be forced into it like that time Sam was kidnapped and at the end was working for the mafia. Diego might know how to handle himself though. We've seen him get robbed and get into other situations.
Lmao I wanna see Diego eat wasabi 😂😂😂😂
He'll probably think it's guacamole.
Diego: What's this?
Server: Sushi.
Diego: Sue-she?
Server: Hai.
Diego: It'll get me high?
Server: Hai.
Diego: So, can I snort it?
I like how they play History by 88rising during the on hold scenes
I love these customer service episodes. Diego is a great character.
"Wait wait wait wait"
What?
"Please calm down"
Hahahahhahahahahaha
Diego doesn't realize how he makes everyone monday better😭
"Excuse me"
"You're excused"
😂😂😂
"It's green and tastes like shit" I'm dead😂😂
I love you
@@donkeyhobo34 ...
lmao my blood boiled just listening to that exchange
Diego is really an amazing character. It puts a big smile on my face and lightens the day ❤️
I like the way Diego drinks and the sound he makes!
:(
Mood*
savage*
@@isaiahwalking He's the definition of a good vibe
This video isn’t working thanks to REAL_HACKER_AJ on IG and those who referred me I’m grateful ....
Pls calm down sir
starts “please calm down”. killed me 😅
I love how he just uses hold for no apparent reason
Please drop more content we miss this comedy
“I’ll give you store credit” I felt that
sir pleas calm down
Love the creativity of these sketches; good work team!
Sketch’s? These are just puppet’s
The last “pls calm down” for me 😂
I need more of this. Because this is the only thing that decreases my anxiety and stress. Please make more frequently. And please never stop. I am begging you. You will be saving a (many?) lives.
Tequila > Macha. Facts
We should all appreciate the effort that goes into these sets
Lmao awkward puppets makes everyone Monday better
That "Sir, Please calm down." HAHAHAHA Ghaaadd Diego 🤣
One thing I like about this revitalized series is that the puppets no longer inhabit the human world, they actually inhabit their own world where they interact with with each other like normal people.
I'm really starting to love these sketches absolutely brilliantly hilarious 😂 💯🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
So nobody gonna talk about the Juan joke at the end. Callback to one of the car talk episodes
"Sir please calm down"
"what"
hahahaha
I love the Customer Service Episodes.
“Sir, Please calm down!” Lol! Right from the beginning! Funniest part o me!
Lol
"Excuse me?"
"You are excused"
AHAHAHAHA im dying
Another great delivery by Diego!
Not many sketches can get me to laugh hard 7 seconds in; this one takes the cake.
The fact that Diego was drinking HIS MACHA DRINK at the start 😂
" I want my money back."
" Well I want a divorce you know, we can't always get what we want". 🤣😂
Sounds like me when I ask "why you mad bro" when they not mad but i keep asking till they get mad lmao
“Twan Hendricks _what?”_
0:05 Literally That's my feeling every day taking my first call... Then i realize they are calling calmed down and it goes away
1:58 he's literally drinking his drink 😂
😂Please CALM DOWN!!!!!!
Sir, please calm down.
Precisely my experience with Apple.
Finally a rabbit hole I can get behind!! This guy is a hoot.
I’ve never in my life seen him drink anything but tequila. This is a whole new Diego guys.
I jus love “Please calm down!”
“Um can I get a iced mashta”
“MACHA”
“MASHTA”
“MACHA”
Ok what is a mashta
Mocha
@@Datoneguy_9343 I know I spelled it wrong I’m sorry ok guys because I don’t know what mocha is so I thought that’s how it was spelled
@@Cantfind2.Cartii it's what basic white girls drink since making coffee is too difficult for them even tho they practically live in the kitchen smh
@@maybeskin8190 u have a point
Bro!! Where has this show been all my life 😭❤️
2:00
Bro I couldn’t stop laughing😂
The first time he said "calm down" y loled so hard
“I don’t want store credit I want my money back”
“Well I want a divorce, yk we can’t always get what we want”
I am in love with Diago LOL...He is soooo cute!
Bruh, I am literally chatting with a customer right now and man, those are the exact things I want to say to the entitled/rude customers.
Do it
Omg why did i just get this recommended to me now ?? I've been binge watching all these for the last 2 days and couldn't be more happier
I can watch this all day 😂😂 love it ❤️ ❤️
How am I only JUST finding these gems now!?
😂
"Plz Hold"
"It's 20$"
Twon is my favourite character of all time.
BCPB or pulling over Sam's car. He always makes better.
haha gave me a shout out at 0:42
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣the way he is sipping the drink I can't 😂
"I want a divorce we can't always get what we want"
*im dead*
"Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down"
Very manipulative customer service making you think you're the problem 😂😂😂
Sigh* "best I can do is give you store credit!"
Nailed it, your story is very true.
Diego’s job: **customer service**
Diego’s mind: **What is service**
"Sir, sir: please calm down".
Epic End
"I want my money back"
"Well i want a divorce we can't always get what we want"
Diego always makes my day😂😂😂
This is my favorite one😂
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates🎈
im so happy i discovered this channel
Search for the "Peter and Tweeter" show, you'll love it.
"How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? "
"Twan "
“Well in my culture, we expect our orders on time”🤣
This Is exactly what i lived in a callcenter, a completely shit.
In indian accent
Can we talk about how fire that hold music is
No one:
Diego: my name is Diego Gomez Juan Suarez...