4:17 "It's so hard to play a game when you cannot relate to the main character at all; why does he have a conscience?" They made the game anti-Kevin :P
Batman: (hires Kevin to destroy stalagmites in his Batcave) Kevin: (starts watering computer consoles and crime evidence) Batman: (recomends Kevin to Superman)
I have a feeling if Kevin was an actual gardener he would put a bunch of gnomes with Jim Pickens face on it everywhere and then charge them their first born
I can just imagine the gardener he’s playing sounds really uncomfortable as Kevin tries to sell the people’s stuff and Kevin is just like: “Sell it you fecker!”
A: "Can you recommend a gardener to me?" B: "I hired one a while ago and he planted a Forest in front of my house." A: "That sounds perfect can you give me his details?" B: "Ehh ... okay."
Found a real life Jim Pickens doppelganger. The he's a regular on a local PBS show in my state. Will most definitely start looking for a link to share with my fellow Pickensers. And Kevin, of course.
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Kevin smashing through a bedroom wall to paint the walls left standing just to realize he was supposed to be painting the living room was peak Kevin activities
One day I will finally meet Kevin, giving him everything the world can offer, for simply saving my mental health. Kevin you are the best, continue with your work, you’ve given me routine, I love you.
I don't know what it is about the pause between Kevin talking and the animation of him demolishing the walls, but it's the funniest shit I've seen in a while
I was watching this video and reached the point where Kevin says "Tree in the hole." And across the apartment I can hear my partner just start signing _Rattlin' Bog_ "Tree in the hole, and the hole in the bog, and the bog down in the valley-o!"
"She asked me for a shrub and I gave her a fecking tree"
Kevin, my man, you're so generous, always giving people extra.
Legit when I saw this comment he said that .-.
no one like, 69 is the superior number
Even in walking Dead one guy ask him to shoot him cuz he would turn then Kevin used up his magazin :') beautiful
That... should never be taken out of context.
that's his tinder bio
I have all the faith in you Kevin, you’ll be a fine gardener
2.5 minutes in and I already stand corrected
Glad to see washing the client's car is part of fine gardening
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@@Zadiekun ji
Customer: Asks for some shrubs and a bit of gravel.
Kevin: Builds a jungle gym and washes their car.
You've been
GNOMED
😂
Customer:Excuse me what the fuck
Character: *says selling someone's car is immoral*
Also character: *is willing to take a whole house down with a hammer*
4:17 "It's so hard to play a game when you cannot relate to the main character at all; why does he have a conscience?" They made the game anti-Kevin :P
They’ve Kevin-proofed the protagonist
Kevin always finds a way
or so they thought 😈
You never fail to make me laugh. Instant gratification is the best.
What's ironic In some Christian story jesus was a gardener
@@Lapichant what the hell lol
@@Lapichant how does that relate to anything?
@@izibane9295 wait I replied to someone didn't realise
@@izibane9295 doesn't matter to me if it relates to anything, i still enjoy it.
Nobody:
Kevin:
“I think our gardener is Jesus”
AdiMillion I was gonna look at the comments and as he said “I think our gardener is Jesus” I read the comment
That's racist
@@sockboi5281 You're racist.
Kevin: * Plays Game *
MC: *That's Immoral*
*I Don't Want To Do That*
*I Don't Want To Earn Money Like That*
*That's Wrong*
What’s mc?
@@PerkaholicFB main character
K R thanks
@@PerkaholicFB minecraft
@@PerkaholicFB my character?
Kevin can learn a thing or two from Thanos when it comes to gardening.
I wish I could have liked this comment twice
Lord of Siberia :
**thrice
And Thanos can learn a thing or two from Kevin, when it comes to murdering people
You are everywhere I am
5 Most Satisfying Sounds:
Bubble wrap
PS4 Beep
Kitten Purr
Cutting Cookie Dough
"Hey there Friends How's it going.."
@Drink Water Yes that too
Batman: (hires Kevin to destroy stalagmites in his Batcave)
Kevin: (starts watering computer consoles and crime evidence)
Batman: (recomends Kevin to Superman)
Should’ve recommended Kevin to Arkham. He’d probably super size Ivy’s habitat and make the Joker have a migraine. 😂
Garden Flipper but Kevin is building a garden for Jim's graveyard
well thx for the likes, fellow cultists
I have a feeling if Kevin was an actual gardener he would put a bunch of gnomes with Jim Pickens face on it everywhere and then charge them their first born
You just described a cult leader
i'd hire him
“Mary Magdalene turned around and saw Jesus standing there,
but she did not know it was Jesus…supposing him to be the gardener.”
-John 20:14, 15
This deserves way more likes XD
🤦
Honey I’m Home!
*woman opens door*
Gnome is sitting there
Todd Conn lol
"A colder version of Narnia"
Narnia literally had 100 years of winter.
But did it have fridges? Didn't think so
My grandmother passed the day before yesterday. You’ve been keeping me distracted and focused and calm and I appreciate that. Thanks Kevin.
"When at first you don't succeed, feck up someone's living room." -Kevin, 2019
"Honey, the gardener is trying to get in."" LoL
Kevin in Monty python and the holy grail:
Knights of nee: I want a Shrubery!
Kevin: A Forest!
Garden Flipper but I sabotage my clients' yard
Task: destroy the walls plz
Kevin: *starts destroying every wall*
Me: *at least he did what he was told xD*
*and its perfect xD*
I can just imagine the gardener he’s playing sounds really uncomfortable as Kevin tries to sell the people’s stuff and Kevin is just like: “Sell it you fecker!”
Kevin: This is big enough to be a grave.
Me: Uh oh...
Been here with you since 2016 Kevin I can believe how far you've come congrats keep.up the good work
"If at first you don't succeed, feck up someones living room"
Kevin - 2019
”why does he have a conscience” i think thats probably for the best kevin
ploomique 😂 Made me laugh
>Game is called House Flipper
>Kevin does not know how flipping houses works
comedy gold
Only Kevin can make a video about gardening this entertaining - much appreciated 😊
Kevin: *smashes wall*
Me thinking to myself: "here's kevy!!"
1:36 Every house needs a guardin' gnome!
Garden Flipper but everyone you’re doing gardening for lives in an apartment in the same flat.
heyyY! ts the off brand justin y
So it’s R o m a n i a n s . Kevo getting paid in fraud money.
"I order you to bring me a shrubbery "
“Imagine Jesus being a gardener”
This sounds like an episode from American Dad
Well there was an episode where jesus was a delivery guy
Kevin for president. He's awesome. Like a dwarf amongst midgets, he gets to highs that we could only dream of.
4:13 thank you for my new book idea Kevin!
I’d buy that book
Hahah funny video Kevin
Please let me see my wife and kids again I did what you asked
😦
Wasn't believable enough
Wait another month
Bigpapi malayasia dang it was it the tears?
Oh god, he’s outsourcing again. Kevin’s planning something for sure
shh begging only makes it worse
Planting tobacco in the client's yard is very legal.
My guinea pig and I watch you all the time. Keep up the work!
Nobody enjoys his job more than Kevin! He has fun every day of the week!
I love how Kevin is just laughing about his own jokes ❤️😂
A: "Can you recommend a gardener to me?"
B: "I hired one a while ago and he planted a Forest in front of my house."
A: "That sounds perfect can you give me his details?"
B: "Ehh ... okay."
More like
A: god I hate B, oh wait here they come!
B: heyyyyy do you know any good gardeners?
A:oh yes absolutely, let me get you their details > : )
In Sims, you get trapped by plates. In Garden Flipper, you get trapped by paint cans. Very fun video!
I am working on my garden from the 10th - 16th June. I could really use your help and expertise 👍🏼👌🏼
Concept: Kevin walks around insulting peoples yards in an asmr voice
"she doesn't want it there, o'well shes getting it there"
Jesus Kevin a little pushy are we?
Found a real life Jim Pickens doppelganger. The he's a regular on a local PBS show in my state. Will most definitely start looking for a link to share with my fellow Pickensers. And Kevin, of course.
Olivia Hayes I guess Jim Pickens is trying to take over our world now too.
@@Cat-ct9hn Or at least where I live. I don't want to start seeing Jim Pickens wherever I go lol.
"It's big enough to be a grave." Oh no Kevin... getting ideas to make one of her neighbors "disappear"?
Kevin is an amazing gardener. Nobody could beat him at the art of gardening. Praise be to him.
Kevin is making me reconsider my stance on occupational licensing
I laughed so much, my laugh muscles are sore. Thank you Kevin, I really needed the therapy to be able make it through another day!
38 secondes in and Kevin is already annoyed about picking weed in garden game.
This is going to be good
This is my second time I sleep at kevin videos
I think I need kevin asmr *just thinking about y'know*
Garden Flipper, but it's another business owned by Jim Pickens.
Wow Kevin! You must be so strong if you can flip a garden!
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Yes
I looked away for a few seconds to get in ny bed and Kevin had already destroyed the walls of a room
"I'm stealing your barbecue by the way". Pure, profesionnal gardening.
Black and darker black color of kevin's soul
Garden Flipper but I am too pasty and Irish to be in the sun
- Why are there a lot of holes in my house's walls!?
- You're welcome.
Imagine a Construction DLC. Man that´d be sick. So you go from empty piece of lawn to full blown house with garden and stuff.
I would somehow manage to burn my garden using water
because im just that bad at gardening
Every proper house has a trick or treat gnome
Kevin for president
I don't know about the inside of the house being a collection of busted walls and random paint cans, but that lawn was gorgeous.
Sometimes I stumble on older videos like this and can't help but think "maybe Past Kevin isn't so bad after all..."
Thanks for making me laugh once again Kevin 😂😂 Jim will be proud
Ah yes, my favorite part about the lawn work is when you start breaking down all the walls with a hammer!
Kevin smashing through a bedroom wall to paint the walls left standing just to realize he was supposed to be painting the living room was peak Kevin activities
Kevin's videos are my stress-reliever.
DJ KEVI HAS CHANGE HES JOB TO BEING A DJ INTO A GARDENER ITS A TOUGH LIFE FOR DJ KEVI
One day I will finally meet Kevin, giving him everything the world can offer, for simply saving my mental health. Kevin you are the best, continue with your work, you’ve given me routine, I love you.
Why Kevin..... you garden as well as my husband! 🤣
This video made my day. I was crying of laughter throughout most of the video😂
I would totally hire Kevin to fix my house...
One of the best house flipper videos yet!!
I wouldn't let Kevin near my plants either, he's a murderer!
Greifer Jesus is here to "fix" your garden.
I don't know what it is about the pause between Kevin talking and the animation of him demolishing the walls, but it's the funniest shit I've seen in a while
Kevin: “Why does he look so grumpy?”
Gnome: “Do the roar.”
I work during the summer as a landscaper and we do stuff like this. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time 😂
Viva piñata is a superior gardening game
Kevin: *2M Subs*
*300K views average on videos*
Jackspediceye:*22M Subs*
*700K views average on videos*
4:56 That's some mind-game subliminal messaging with a like button in the turf Kevin.
thank you kevin ive been having a really bad day and been crying all day so thank you for the laughs and the almost instant smile on my face
Kevin’s videos just include him always saying how he needs his house cleaned.
Just got out of school for the summer! Perfect vid!
I was watching this video and reached the point where Kevin says "Tree in the hole." And across the apartment I can hear my partner just start signing _Rattlin' Bog_
"Tree in the hole, and the hole in the bog, and the bog down in the valley-o!"
Knocking down walls to access different rooms had me dying
When you wanted to remodel your house but by the time Kevin is done with it you’re concerned for your life
Thank you, Kevin, for being something I can count on to give me a smile and a laugh everyday
Kevin's Tinder Bio "She asked for a shrub and I gave her a tree" ;)
"itll be social"
not now, with *social* distancing
Kevin plays Garden Flipper just to fall back after 2 missions to House Flipper and destroying walls. Never change Kevin!
not even 2 minutes in and you're already the best gardener known to man
best gardener know in the universe by the end of the video
You always make me laugh, thank you
I need some walls removed. Kevin seems like the guy.
I love this video so much, hurt my stomach laughing, love you Kevy ❤️
kevin you’ve officially become a glitchy sim that just comes to your lot and fecks everything up