Empire.exe
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- Опубліковано 8 жов 2021
- ▶Every empire will fall someday: Britain, USSR, Alexander the Great, Roman Empire or Japan. One, however - still exists today.
▪Wait, I can hear someone... "AMERICA, FVCK YEAH!" [bye Japan] 🤯
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@Zbierosław Mapper هلا بولند
el empire
Very good animation but at minute 0:23 there is a small Soviet red line I think there is excess xd
It's Transnistria, which is technicly independent till this day, just not recognised like f. example Kosovo, Osetia, Taiwan etc.
Roman Empire: *Fades away*
470 AD German: *W H A T R U D O I N G I N M A H S W A M P*
time to form the holy roman empire 0:30
aka saxons
Teutoburg never forget
That's the Ostrogoths-Visigoths
And btw the year is 470 not 1 BC idyes
fun fact: kazakhstan was the USSR for 4 days because they were the last country to leave the USSR
@averageman_ glorious number
@eragva nice
@eragva Glory to Kazakhstan
Bruh it's not kazakhstan. I saw the Transnistria is still not leaving
*TRIGGERED TRANSNISTRIA NOISES*
0:23
I love the way Transnistria is still represented lol
transnistria?
that is uhh kazakstan
@@gribabuba8975 the one red strip in europe is transnistria
@@isyraqfirdaus5322 the one river nation that squished between Ukraine and Moldova
yes
This guy’s criminally underrated
He has 20k subs??
@@H33333 Your mom is underrated
@@kangLego6769 Oh my god, you have humiliated me. I can’t believe you can say such a thing.
@@H33333 your humiliation is underrated.
@@usa5893 your underrating of humiliation is underrated
I laughed so hard at the Soviet part. And the fact that you actually made it historically accurate, with Kazakhstan being the last member to leave the USSR and Transistria is bonus points.
That Closing Window Sound LOL
When the soviets autism hits
I’m from Kazakhstan lol
@@kobaba...12 Салам бро
Did you hear the enter sandman in the backround
Gotta love Tom Scott choking on vape
yes
I have seen that clip so many times, i recognized it
"very..."
*vanishes*
@@biharek7595 He says "there is..."
hello
Finally, a countryballs channel that actually puts effort into their videos!
Stwupid boi
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0:00 - Macedonian/Greek Empire (336BC-168BC)
0:09 - British Empire (1583-1997)
0:18 - Union of Soviet Socialist Republic or USSR (1922-1991)
0:28 - Roman Empire (27BC-476AD)
0:36 - Japanese Empire (1868-1947)
Interesting
Cool 😎
Where Hawaiian empire?
Great
@@kirillassasin Years before Christ are counted backwards.
BC - Before Christ
AD - Annos Domunis (Man (Christ) Year)
Me: hey mom can we have USSR?
Mom: no we have it at home
USSR at Home:
0:23
"Casually delete in windows"
Kazakh SSR 🇰🇿
How can that happen!? Is that true Kazakhstan the last one to free?
@@stevanieclaudiarobinson2713 Yeah, Kazakhstan was the last one to leave the USSR but just a few days after Russia. Technically, Kazakhstan was USSR.
@@stevanieclaudiarobinson2713 Kazakhstan was the entirety of the USSR for almost an entire week, 4 days in total.
0:13 the cough of not siding with napoleon.
POV: There Isn't
0:23 if u were wondering why there's a little part of USSR in moldovia it's transnistria
Yeah an unrecognized soviet republic that can fall at any moment. Well maybe not now, but in the future.
Thank you for telling me about this
@@player1playforfun wait? You saying USSR still exist? Guys it’s glorious moment to be alive
@@kirillassasin its nadniesttza or somethin
@@xjmaniax transnistria*
0:35 this one is very hilarious😆
IKR
That last one there genuinely made me laugh
Props to you, one amongst the few degenerate-humor Polandball artists out there.
Bro! Your videos are getting better and better! You are an inspiration for me
Oh, nice to hear that!
:D
@@PolishTortoise what’s the music you used at 0:30 plz
tell it’s been 2 months give me ur information now plz
*Soviet Union Collapses*
Kazakhstan: Am I a joke to you?
Transistria: What about me?
@@tomaszmikoajczyk1279 Transnatria be like:how I'm still commie but my dad no
Kalingrad: How would people forget about me..
@@brownie473 kalingrsdr isn’t non-part of not Soviet Unopiumon
Да
𝘥 𝘦 𝘥
are you actually a taco
Nope... E
Polish Taco
Ten koniec jest po prostu piękny
prawda ale jaka to była piosenka
the japanese one killed me 💀
it also killed the Japanese
SAME LMFAI
0:14 how britain lost in empire colorised
At least they still have the Falklands
@@foxeon6496 and a random islanf which is strategically useful in the indian ocean
If only they could give it to India instead, wed put it to good use
But hey
That means britain has a port closer to the indian mainland
So trade go brrr
@@utkarshchoudhary3870 why would india get it? Also France has way more overseas territories.
@@maxdavis7722 Well India really is closer and it was technically considered part of the former raj.
@@utkarshchoudhary3870 are you sure it was considered part of the old raj? I’m pretty sure not even Sri Lanka was considered part of the old raj so it would be odd if this island was.
You can claim an island because it’s roughly close to you. Argentina tried it and no one really agreed with them unless they had close relations to Argentina.
0:15
Angry Irish noises
I don't know how many times I've seen Japan nuked memes but this is the first time i've ever laughed at one good job :)
0:04 amazing way to start the video
Japan: "i can hear somEAGHSJIKNUOMHK".
i swear the way the imperial japan one cuts off so perfect
Kazakhstan: im the only commie left..
Kazakhstan: A
Transnistia: ok?
Plot twist: Transistria is the Soviet union
Transnistria is communist??
@@mahmud7645 look Transnistria's flag
@@SoyElLoboGris13 lol
@@mahmud7645 Transnistia is the Soviet Union
0:23 I like that this show Transnistria still as Soviet
Quite a splendid animation my good chap. I did have a little chuckle.
There is.. 💀
Top 10 last words before disappearance:
@@PolishTortoise he evaporated bro
Top 10 last words before evaporation:
R.I.P
The fall of Byzantium was the fall of the Roman Empire btw, but nice video!
The Confederation of the Rhine was the fall of the Roman empire btw, but nice comment!
*The 1917 revolution was an end to the only true Byzantine Empire btw, but nice comment!*
@@PolishTortoise _The fall of Greece and Yugoslavia of WWII was the talk of the Roman Empire btw, but nice comment!_
true
There were 2 Roman Empires, but nice try
He didn’t do the empire on the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth for reasons.
Because it wasn't an empire
@@nienetoperek it was.
@@helveticaimproper4191 Wanna argue about that?
@@helveticaimproper4191 no i wasnt
@@helveticaimproper4191 at least you can call it an union
Man we need a part two of this LOL
0:02 he looks into your soul
0:10 gentleman moment
When i make a animtion and look smooth walking 0:04
The animation when i post in youtube 0:30
Edit:when i post a vid my chareter just stand still and the video ends
*alexander dies*
Macedon: no dont shRED ME INTO PIEC-
I don’t think I’ve ever rewatched a video so much and still enjoyed it
That USSR collapsing part is historically accurate. Kazakhstan was the last USSR state member.
0:16
Ireland be like: Seem we are british now
0:30 *Eastern Roman Empire* : OH NO...So anyways-
Yea continued to exist for another a thousand years
0:23 I love how Transnistria is added here xD
Polish Tortoise + Estoniaball + NOPE XDD + Kaliningrad General + Taco Boii + Drew Durnil + No Idea = the best countryballs collab ever
Edit: maybe REICEKAT...and MrSpherical
2nd edit: forgot PWA
Thats a bit TOO MUCH-
The great animators
And the reviewer/memer, Drew
I’m gonna guess drew will react to all of those animations
@@SC_GMD or perhaps even voice act
though the PWA + MrSpherical one did happen
0:18 USSR:i am dying
USSR:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*soviet Kazakhstan*
…
Kazakhstan has disconnected.
And transnistria
Transnistria’s grandpa: there isnt
0:15 Angry Irish sounds
0:23 BORAT INTENSIFIES
also love that a little red strip there (known as transistria for noobs) is represented
oh wait “trans”nistria
“So basically this is my most prized item.”
“Basically everything”
But where is it?
*SHIT.*
Enjoy a new sub, I frickin love your work lol🖤✨
0:18 YO I NEVER NOTICED THE CHERNOBYL! Thats amazing lol
0:37 just chilling in the park, what could go wrong ?
Japan 1944: HA i is still big I win!
Japan 1945: hey iam doing kinda bad but we will win see that theres only 1 bombe dropping a bomb and look its gonna expl- 0:40
@U.S.A. oh no...
Uh I DONT HAVE OIL!
Ireland isn't still part of Britain
Shiet, I must have forgotter to erase red color from it when video making. I hope it's not a big deal, as it's just a small mistake in meme video after all...
@@PolishTortoise it's not a big deal just wanted to point it out, it doesn't really matter
@@PolishTortoise i heard they just ran out of potatoes too, your fucked
0:23 Pov: Nadniestrze kolonia kazachstanu XD
POV: nie wiesz co to pov bezbeku
Fun fact: Transnistria is actually a country, but it isn’t recognized by the world
I like how the Macedonia/greek empire tp just grows and brakes into parts(I edited this because it was a war in the comment)
It’s the Macedonian Empire my boie
Macedonian Empire destroyed Persian empire
You idiot its Macedonian empire lol
Breaks*
@@dreizer1272 facts
0:14 Why does britian own Ireland?!
Because *There is* no Ireland
@@Selmarya There is fool
@@emmetentertainment2863 r/woooosh
Dude, of course it's there, I was joking about how Ireland had been part of the United kingdom for the longest of all British subjects
@@Selmarya Ik you were joking.
He worked so hard that he forgot about it
0:25 i thought my computer made an error notification lol.
*Empire.exe has stopped working*
Me: Why?
Meanline in East Redstonia: 0:23
FICTONAL FACTS
0:15 PolishTortoise's car is about to start speaking Gaelic.
Japan : *Sigh*, I hate my life
USA : Don't worry Japan! I have Idea
Japan : Eh? Wut is?
USA : That...
*BOOM*
Me : Hey mom can we have Rome
Mom : We have Rome at home
Rome at home : 0:31
Japan: *nothing*
**atom bomb exploding**
Japan: WhY i Am DeAd??????
I wish I just was this good at animating, good job!
I appreciate the Transnistria strip remnant being included in the Sov Union dissolution
Pogchamp zajebista robota
poggers
0:36 technically acurate
Japan went out with a bang
Dobre, oby więcej tego :)
I swear the last one
that one was the best
*sitting peacefully on a bench*
*thinks about life choices*
*thinks about wife and kids
*thinks how he loves them al-
v a p o r i z a t i o n
no more Banzai :(
Two nukes no warcrimes :troled:
10000 more nukes = war ze crime in ze Germany's 9999 is ze no war crime to germany
U.S.A.: ok Japan I think we’ve both learned two *VERY* valuable lessons today about *NUCLEAR PHYSICS.* So about that unconditional surrende-
Japanese Empire: NEVER SURREND-
U.S.A.: Or we could also go and *TEACH THE PEOPLE OF TOKYO* about *NUCLEAR PHYSICS* as we-
Japanese Empire: WE SURRENDER! WE SURRENDER!!!!!!!
U.S.A.: good. good. Wise decision. Now just sign right here down on the dotted line at the bottom that says you accept to surrender unconditionally to the United States of America.
0:36 You knew it was coming.
00:23 when you are the last to leave the group video call
When me starts to watch Where is Anne Frank 0:23
Japan: **chilling but bored**
American : **Nukes Japan**
Japan: **quickly decimated by the nukes**
thank you for using epik grik impere, rispekt 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Lol
Lol
Kid: Mom can we have kazakhstan?
Mom: we have kazakhstan at home
Kazakhstan at home: 0:25
00:16 You forgot to Take Off Ireland
United Kingdom history speedrun be like: 0:08
@@GoofyAhhMapper-qs1sm A baroque letter Aaron kenny
Carthage yelling “WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP” got me real hard
Am watching this on a plane this is how much I wanna watch you all day
Прикольно, очень интересно особенно про Македонию😂😂😂 .
Fajnie, bardzo ciekawie, szczególnie o Macedonii😂😂😂
WOOOOOOOOOOO
Yes lol
Ты русский или китаец
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!
The captions are just amazing
XD
🤣🤣🤣
he looks HE LOOKS INTO YOUR SOUL 0:02
I know animating is hard but PELASE MAKE MORE
I'm a simple Hungarian. See Poland, I subscribe and like.
I love this video so much I keep going back to it
The last one is the one that got me💀💀
PERFECTOOO
0:00 Macedonian Empire ( Greece )
0:09 Great Britian ( UK )
0:18 Soviet Union ( Russia )
0:28 Roman Empire ( Italy )
0:37 Imperial Japan ( Japan )
Soviet Union was not Russia
And calling the Macedonian Empire Greek, pretty sure that’s controversial
This video has changed my life forever
This is tooo well animated
0:24 = 1992
Қазақстан : А , КСРО жоғалды !
The ussr collapsed in 1991
Kazakhstan in late 1992: 0:25
0:31 this part had me laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What are you doing here
0:31 old Germoney: WHAT R U DOING I MUH SWAMP
Hehe,nice animation👌
Koniec jest piękny
0:15 ah yes! Our beautiful rock collection!
More notably, Falklands, Gibraltar, and Accession.
*ascension.
Do find it funny that the british empire was called "The empire on which the sun never sets" but now only France could currently claim the title
@@maverickwildwolf3871 Any chance to promote Anglophobia eh?
@@gamezdude5544 bruh you guys started with the french bashing lol
@@maverickwildwolf3871 Is that me personally?
@@gamezdude5544 ur the one that started talking about anglophobia when i mentioned the French on just a ironic moment in history ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nice, and yes I might support you if I get my pocket money XD
Thanks :D
@Earth Yes my mom is Asian, and I will not steal her money lmao
Eyeye I didn't say any of thay, if you want to then you can, but if you have more interestong things to buy or spend your pocket money on, then consider spendong it for yourself 😉
@@PolishTortoise Nah, I’m more than grateful for the things I have, maybe I’ll buy something else but most likely I’ll support ya 😉
@@PolishTortoise 0:04
0:41 classic
🗿 ファックユー
I like how Ireland stayed part of the UK
risky
I don't know why I love "WOOOOoooo-" Macedonia so much.
Instant sub my man
Japanese man: (just Vibing on the chair)
American: "and i took that personally"
Turn on subtitles for better experience....