British Broadcasting Company texts obliterated me. Dude. They were already attracted to you. They weren’t going to be surprised when your doink is the same general color as the rest of you
Genuinely, one time a guy on a dating app asked me if I had ever been sexually tortured. Literally like "Hey how are you?" "Good thanks, how are you?" "Im good. Have you ever been sexually tortured?" Speechless.
5:00 is not an attempt at empathy that’s a classic tool abusers use to “get ammo” and test boundaries. They’re also testing if you’ll be vulnerable too soon so they can assess if ur an easy enough target… :’^)
I almost choked on my food at one point in this video and then laughed into the tissue I was trying to blow my nose with at another point. Thanks guys.
I think the person sending in the last one had an issue because it sounds kind of egotistical. Also he's allowed to call her Jenna but shes not allowed to use his first name 🤔
it’s a porn category. it stands for “big black” and then the c-word for male sexual privates (sorry for wording it in a kinda convoluted way, i wanted to answer you in a way that won’t get my comment taken down, and i also feel uncomfortable saying the phrase in its entirety 😭). it’s a very fetishistic and racist stereotype about black men, not something to be taken lightly ESPECIALLY when it’s non-black people using the phrase.
Jarvis asking a room full of people how to interpret tone is so real of him
British Broadcasting Company texts obliterated me.
Dude. They were already attracted to you. They weren’t going to be surprised when your doink is the same general color as the rest of you
"did I give you the ick?" up there with "it's been" on the Sad Boyz vocal stims
just quoted it to my bf and he thought I was being serious help
Genuinely, one time a guy on a dating app asked me if I had ever been sexually tortured. Literally like
"Hey how are you?"
"Good thanks, how are you?"
"Im good. Have you ever been sexually tortured?"
Speechless.
that is INSANE out of nowhere too omg???
Well, that escalated quickly.
Black White ruined the name Bruno for me so I thought that last one would be way worse
We don’t talk about Bruno no no no…
@@icantthinkofaname8139 lmao nice
I was thinking the same😭
I thought you were talking about pokemon black and white at first
@@impthewimp7954 same lol
PERMISSION TO JERK IT? 🤩🤩
5:00 is not an attempt at empathy that’s a classic tool abusers use to “get ammo” and test boundaries.
They’re also testing if you’ll be vulnerable too soon so they can assess if ur an easy enough target… :’^)
I think "I'm an empath by the way" was a well-placed jab at people who call themselves empaths but in reality just trample over boundaries.
shocked by the lack of “dogging” jokes for the first one
iirc dogging is a very British term
@@newcamomile ik haha i’m american but i used to live there (i was mostly counting on Jordan smh)
@@newcamomileJordan is British though
Saying “Hello gorgeous” and asking about a date is strong but intentional. I would appreciate that over a long term penpal
it's rough out there fr
fr?
@@RisingJay for real
this does have me wondering what the average app interaction is like lol
I almost choked on my food at one point in this video and then laughed into the tissue I was trying to blow my nose with at another point. Thanks guys.
Isn’t sex in public like, a criminal crime?
do you really think people would do that? just break the law? you can't break the law, that's illegal...
As opposed to a *Legal Crime* ™️
@@mikeyahl7363 yes exactly
“Criminal crime” is so funny 😂 like you cant break the law, that’s a criminal crime!!
You can become a registered sex offended
8:10 ik this should be the bare minimum but this is so refreshing
1:31 anyone else see that she said she's free on "weekend nights or days" but that "weekend nights are hard?" *confused*
I was playing a mobile game while watching this and I got an ad for Bumble - I literally never get ads for dating apps but of course *now* I do
@@doriangrayshusband549 they’re listening 👁️
less then a minute since upload holy shit rare moment
“INTERNNN!!!” 🗣️🛎️🛎️
Damn Bruno and Carmen broke up
i went into this video wearing a lip mask not expecting it would actually make me want to laugh, this has turned into a challenge
Its a good thing they didn't use bepardy, they wouldve been sued by smosh.
We don't talk about Bruno, no, no!
That was funny more of this 👏
I think the person sending in the last one had an issue because it sounds kind of egotistical. Also he's allowed to call her Jenna but shes not allowed to use his first name 🤔
Which episode is this? The link in description just takesme to the channel
I think it's the one linked during the end screen
I'm also trying to find it
What is BBC?? Besides the British broadcasting network… I’m so lost…
its British broadcasting channel
Presumably “big black cock” in this context, which is an icky porn term
@@cateatpasta5990 that’s not the answerrrrrr
The first B is for big, if that helps. Not something I wanna type out on UA-cam 😅
it’s a porn category. it stands for “big black” and then the c-word for male sexual privates (sorry for wording it in a kinda convoluted way, i wanted to answer you in a way that won’t get my comment taken down, and i also feel uncomfortable saying the phrase in its entirety 😭). it’s a very fetishistic and racist stereotype about black men, not something to be taken lightly ESPECIALLY when it’s non-black people using the phrase.
Yay finally early to an upload
The audio is painful a h
Yea the weird echo and double sound :(
@@MysticEdenThe audio is perfectly fine for me, maybe it was an upload issue
@@ghoultooth* in some parts of the video the audio doubles (like before the second dating app chat)