Haha this one time my brother was helping me bath(he was the only one there responsible enough and I was too young to bath myself) and I uh put my towel next to a open candle…you can guess what happened, the towel lit on fire fell to the ground and trapped us in the bathroom I literally just mentally broke down, but my bro stamped the fire out and burned his toe after he fixed it he looked at me and said it’s ok dumbass
Emma S. Holy jeebus, my only experience was a paper towel roll catching on fire and my brother literally ripped the burning part off and stuck it in the sink
@@snapjaw7578 WHAT!!!! how could u say that and what makes u say that. I am going to guess that you have no human faith or humanity in u and you were one of the people who disliked the video. contrasting to what i said a couple of seconds ago, have a nice day and learn that James is not a bad person and everyone makes a bad decision/mistake once in a while ( you have as well and you know it ). bye.- only slightly disappointed in u, hope u change your ways and have a nice life.
James: *enjoys the Mystery meet patty with whip cream* Me: H-how is this even possible... :0 My brain: I should try doing this- My stomach and my taste buds: NO NO NO NO NO
Alternate title: James tries to get food poisoning for 6 mintues and trying himself to get banned at Walmart again for the sprinkles (ayo 2.1k likes, nice)
@@CloudSave lol yea i saw that a few hours ago and was like "oh shoot I'm a dum dum" but its still be fun to see it played, maybe by the people in the animators pack? :0
The funny thing to me about the chocolate surprise mayonnaise cake is that a lot of chocolate cake recipes do actually call for mayonnaise in the mixture.
hey are you that person who kept arguing with people for no reason on some subliminal videos? lol. i remember you put your snap in the comments while arguing with people.
2 things: 1. I think that's a reference to the "salty" meme, where the guy is spreading salt just like James is doing. 2. James has a sprinkles addiction confirmed. He could have chosen another food, but he still chose sprinkles.
Hey James, I too am a fan of moths, therefore I have a soft spot for caterpillars. I raised a caterpillar I named woolly into mothhood (adulthood). Yeet!
“Marshmellow Meat“
“Marshmellow Meat“
Huh, that sounds like James’ avatar.
Humans HOLY SHIT
You are what you eat :)
@@user-xx9jr1yb7b touché
This is an underrated comment
I wheezed
"today ill be eating marshmallow meat"
me: isnt that cannibalism
Yes it is. That is the point
No it isn'. Would be funny if it was
He's eating timtom
ua-cam.com/video/ZnrT8YwR6kI/v-deo.html 77
Yup
@@CoolCalChickenBone thats just sad.
Alternative title: James plugging all his merchandise in one video
LOL
So true
Ikr
True
Lol
Probably a strange thing to take away from this video, but James’ kitchen is nice af
MARKIPLIER IS A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!
thats what i thought
Yeah ikr
Thats what i was thinking
It really is
“Mom can we get something to eat”
“No,we have food at home”
The food at home:
You will notice the bread in the background
same
oh wow
Congratulations you’ve earned the overused comment achievement
mum i want food mum say no
*It took me 5 minutes to realized this was all an advertizement for his new card game. Did not dissapoint*
Did it's took uoy 5 muinuits TO realized?
Thanks to you i realized even faster
Lol really?
Took me 4 minutes
Basically took you the whole video to realize.
Gordon Ramsay: James, your mystery meat is *f****ing BURNT*
more like: ITS *F****ING RAW WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE*
Better than raw lol
*YOUR MEAT IS SO BURNT, THE WINCHESTERS ARE CALLING IT MOMMY* 👀😂
System 32 lamb sauce meme is dead
@@vulcan6153 no u
Gordan ramsey:I need a proper challenge
James:Hold my moth
More like "release my moth"
@@CH4R0N_TH3_SP1D3R that hurts man-
Morr like hold all my merch
@@CH4R0N_TH3_SP1D3R and let it get eaten
@@wide2210 OH MY JESUS NO-
Alternate title: James Poorly Recreates A Pregnant Person's Cravings
Yep
Mmm. Yummy.
💀💀
💀💀💀
the person who liked this after 420 destroyed comedy
This is just me trying to cook when there is no one at home.
Ah yes I too make marshmello hamburber
Lol sane
Not
Relatable
ua-cam.com/video/ZnrT8YwR6kI/v-deo.html when no goes jj
"Let's take this food to the dinning room..WHERE WE DINE"
did he say DINE ? cus i kinda heard DIE
@@dr_demon6410 lmao thats what i heard XD
Yes, where we *dine*
The kitchen is where we kitch.
Moral of the story: "just because food exist, does not mean you should combine it" 😂😂😭😭
James: "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."
James: Doesn't eat breakfast
Breakfast is the first meal of the day 😉
@@Boxofcare666 not with my sleep schedule it's not.
@@zeke2388 same
What happens if i do brunch?
Yah
The fact that James *casually* has Pokemon napkins laying around
Who doesn't?
Are you saying that you _don’t_ ?!!??
Y wouldn't you
Ah! Where do you live? Under a rock?
Dude.... u dont.....
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, THIS IS MADE BY A PROFESSIONAL THAT KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING (kind of)
haha
James: “Just because food exists doesn’t mean you should combine it”
Me at 3 am: eats everything in my fridge ‘cause I’m hungry
lol i had yogurt and mystery meat for lunch C O M B I N E D
@@dr_demon6410 Lol
*Paper towels:* *_was close to setting itself on fire._*
*Me:* *_sweats nervously._*
Lol I actually set kitchen paper on fire once
I feel you
* flashbacks to that one time *
Haha this one time my brother was helping me bath(he was the only one there responsible enough and I was too young to bath myself) and I uh put my towel next to a open candle…you can guess what happened, the towel lit on fire fell to the ground and trapped us in the bathroom I literally just mentally broke down, but my bro stamped the fire out and burned his toe after he fixed it he looked at me and said it’s ok dumbass
Emma S. Holy jeebus, my only experience was a paper towel roll catching on fire and my brother literally ripped the burning part off and stuck it in the sink
I was about to comment that, just 5 hours later 😂 I got anxiety just from looking at it.
James: *does anything in the kitchen*
[insert disgusted Gordon Ramsey here]
GorDONT
Yes
LoL yeh he is kinda bad at cooking xD
IT"S F*CKING RAWW!!!
“What are you?!”
“An idiot sandwich...”
The dislikes are from the people that thought he’d eat the whole thing.
Ok
Or maybe it’s because James is a greedy hypocrite and is just a bad person
@@snapjaw7578 WHAT!!!! how could u say that and what makes u say that. I am going to guess that you have no human faith or humanity in u and you were one of the people who disliked the video. contrasting to what i said a couple of seconds ago, have a nice day and learn that James is not a bad person and everyone makes a bad decision/mistake once in a while ( you have as well and you know it ). bye.- only slightly disappointed in u, hope u change your ways and have a nice life.
@@Alex-fw9wf yeah... I’m not changing my opinion. I don’t have much respect for him anymore.
How is he a hypocrite? Do you even know what hypocrite means?
R.I.P
James stomach lived a good life until james was begging for it to die
James: "you can feed these to your worst enemy"
also James: *feeds himself the food*
Emmato
Well they do say that we’re our own worst enemies
*I am my worst enemy*
YOU *C A N*. AND HE STILL CAN.
Alexandrite - [Panda Production Studio] woah deep quotes of 2020 woahhhh
F
So basically-
This is James failing at everything under the sun.
Bad joke alert
hOw DId YoU kNow
Girls that pretend to be robots are cute
Sun*
Ty ;V;
James: *enjoys the Mystery meet patty with whip cream*
Me: H-how is this even possible... :0
My brain: I should try doing this-
My stomach and my taste buds: NO NO NO NO NO
think you meant mystery meat not meet
Do you mean marshmallow cream
its marshmallow meat with marshmallow cream
@@weebotheweeb9968 lol
Me: sees the life is fun shirt
Also me: WE ARE YOUNG-
I MUST COMMIT liven't
𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚗
We Gotta Make The most Of it
Make the most of it.!!!
Or you'll regret it.
We are young!
" Marshmallow meat "
" Marshmallow meat "
" We are eating "
" Marshmallow meat "
*Yum*
Yes Marshmallow meat
Is 'Definitely' Yummy
*Yummy! Marshmallow Meat*
*Marshmallow meat is ✨ d i s g u s t i n g ✨*
@@Kai-iy3kk What!? *It's Yummy For Tummy!*
Girls that pretend to be robots are cute
this is gordon ramsay level cooking 10/10
Yes yes
So true
He didn’t wash his hands.
0/10 health code violation.
WOW your like count is going up fast
Y E S
Mom: "What are you watching?"
Me: "...nothing..."
James: *puts paper towels on the table*
Also James: *Licks his fingers between foods*
James didn’t vomit, but I almost did thinking about this
same
Who didn’t
Girls that pretend to be robots are cute
😂
It's oddly satisfying to refresh the page and see the likes on this comment go up continuously.
Ah yes, the best chef in the world, Gordon Jamesay
Gordon Jamesay
Ha! 😃
Maya Mirabella and i was your 1 like
I hope Gordon jamesay likes this comment
Yup you right
James: **coughs**
Me: He was like a brother to us...
We will forever remember him
Yes
Covid
0:48 james:"this is gona be so gross"
*Nervous laughter rises*Along with puddles of sweat...*
haha
James looking at sprinkles in store
Store employee: *Ah shit, here we go again.*
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Just because food exists, does not mean you should combine it."
-James 2020
you got that from meta runner
Gordon Ramsay: *crying out of disgust*
James: now lets take this ‘food’ to the dining table
Nobody:
James: *touches everything possible with raw meat on his hands*
@ceerw buty oh my goddd you're right. he should've at least salt bea'd it
Alternate title: *Floof being cute (with a little bit of some dude cooking)*
there wasn't much featuring of floof...
“”””cooking”””
Lol
Haha
Not everything has to be about dogs
Fun fact: When a killer chases you, you are both running for your life.
How?
LTDOG OOP, woosh
@@LtDogoop r/woooosh
Woooosh
who are you, that is so wise in the ways of science
The lighter not working is sooo relatable
Viewers:What a nice kitchen.
Me:The oven tho.
I feel like James could upload anything and everyone would enjoy it
I agree. 100%
Oof
Bruh
@@Little_Rat1 HA, I bested their logic.
@@mortysolvespuzzles that would pull in even more views
On the first one I was like:
*oh thank god. He’s gonna cook it.*
ikr
I m sorry ID want to ruin 69 likes so I wont like it
The sad thing is that some chocolate cake has mayonnaise in it to make it have a better texture, (but I add mayonnaise to make it a instrument.
Squidward: NOO! NO! OH NO! MAYONASE IS NOT AN INS TRUMENT!!!
Honestly everything tastes good until you realize what's in it.
James: the instructions should be get them warm
Also James in Jaidens Video: theres no instructions how to cook the vegan burger.
Alternate title: James advertises his new game for 6 minutes.
Foxy Sox lol
Shhhhh so unoriginal
Foxy Sox fax
6 minutes and 22 seconds
True
It looks like something HowToBasic would cook
Omg I forgot about that channel! You just reminded me thank you lol
I FIND U EVERYWHERE
Howtobasic James edition
I see you EVERYWHERE
You again
James now officially has a chef channel !
His fridge is more high tech than my dads car
Alternate title: James tries to get food poisoning for 6 mintues and trying himself to get banned at Walmart again for the sprinkles
(ayo 2.1k likes, nice)
haha lool
@SolidOzone473 True true
He trying to get food poisoning because he didn’t get it from the scribble showdown tour
@@RedSteall Lol he felt left out
@The Minimalist Space Lol no links please not worth it chlie 😳💅
James: “it’s a recurring thing on my channel where i just ruin food”
HTB: *are you challenging me?*
Whats HTB¿¿
Elalae La how to basic
Yeah I also don't know what htb means
How to basic the guy who is good at cooking but ruins everything
*exactly as I was reading this comment the video played that part* 🤯
"eW."
~James, 2020
5:05 the correct way to mash anything and everything
Video idea: Play Cafe Chaos with some of the boys and the loser has to eat a food combination from the game that the “winners” choose
This is a great idea especially since we still don't know all that much about the game!
That's brilliant!!
choccy biccy if you go on the Kickstarter website there is a video on how to play the game
@@CloudSave lol yea i saw that a few hours ago and was like "oh shoot I'm a dum dum" but its still be fun to see it played, maybe by the people in the animators pack? :0
I can't be the only person staring at how that candle is close to those paper towels
*sweats nervously*
99 like
idk why it looks good but when james eats it...
james: (vomiting)
You can tell how awkward James fells and he looks so disappointed in himself like
*"What am i doing with my life"*
Alternative title: James cooking and trying not to vomit for six minutes
ua-cam.com/video/h-4Mwq52ikc/v-deo.html ordinnoe
lol
+advertising
Ayyyyy 420 likes!
And 22 seconds
What a lovely dining table
I agree
Hai 🤠
He isn't very hard working
abbas Soomro bruh
How many subs you have
James is the best, let me tell you why.
Every video of his that I watch, he makes me smile and laugh
I rest my case
I love how he has all his merchandise on his table 😂
James: walks into Walmart
Employees: Here we go again
Copied
Seth Erin
oh no hopefully this comment doesn't get demonetized-
oh wait 😒
Yay 100th like
“If this had bread, lettuce, cheese and tomato then it would be good”. Someone’s nostalgic of ye old souuuuubbwayy
Oh I thought about a hamburger
@@twentyeight602 How dare ye!
"And lettuce"
He meant hamburger
I love all the little memes and jokes put into this. Great job!!!
Yeah, kinda funny...
In Germany we say "fremdschämen" - it means to feel embarrassed for someone else. That´s the way I see this. Sorry.
;)
Oh cool fact
@@brucemaddox5696 :P
a.k.a, Second Hand Embarrassment ✨✨✨
@@TaishanLai ok
"I haven't eaten yet today"
Not even a minute in and this is already a mood
Yay
James: OH THATS A SURPRISE!
The surprise is it sucks
Hey
Look here
Why what’s there?
Oh thats what was there
Hey I can't tell
What the fuck is going on
Hey
Why are we doing this?
Hey
I deleted everyone
The funny thing to me about the chocolate surprise mayonnaise cake is that a lot of chocolate cake recipes do actually call for mayonnaise in the mixture.
I was watching this while starving and my stomach was rumbling sooooooooooooo much and it was like, "ufrubdsabla"
*its been 3000 years since I’ve seen that name...*
*odd2sout*
are you saying what I think your saying??????
hey are you that person who kept arguing with people for no reason on some subliminal videos? lol. i remember you put your snap in the comments while arguing with people.
Thank god you're not joe mama i see him everywhere
@@HotChocolate2070 i havent seen him thank god
Ikr, he barely uploads on this channel
Mom can we get McDonalds????
We have food at home
The food at home:
Underrated comemnt
that is a desi comment
b
3:22 Bone Apple tea
If the mystery meat was properly cooked and not burnt that looked legit super good
James is definitely losing his mind in quarantine.
Yup
nuh
I know right,
I know I am also.
Aren't we all😵😵😵😵
I loved seeing chef James in the kitchen
This guy is the reason why shampoos have instructions on them
No one:
James: What? Yeah, I keep my merch on the kitchen counter. *cough cough hint hint*
I like how James is shamelessly promoting his merch throughout this video
*pretty much*
the things youtubers do for self-promotion😅
Ikr
😂😂😂😂
2 things:
1. I think that's a reference to the "salty" meme, where the guy is spreading salt just like James is doing.
2. James has a sprinkles addiction confirmed. He could have chosen another food, but he still chose sprinkles.
“The instructions on the box should be Get em warm😂”
"I'm so hungry I'm shaking"
That's hypoglycemia, James.
I dont know what that means so i looked it up and the first thing i saw was Mayo clinic
CocoCookie Plays hypoglycemia means low blood sugar
I Draw And Stuff. Lol thank you I was so confused when I saw Mayo Clinic
I Draw And Stuff. I know that way too well.
@@IGoOofALot14 me too 😔
i can just imagine James tongue wanting to punch his brain
69 likes, *Davie will be proud*
Haha 69 likes go brrrrrr (i ruined it)
@@Geebinator *So you have chosen, death*
MaxioHYT ORA ORA ORA ORAAA!!!!
Hahahaha.....you underestimated me
ZA W A R U D O
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
i love how james naturally looks awkward
Oh these are supposed to be mashed- *starts punching*
Let’s go to the dining room,
where we dine
James 2020...
Is divine
@@homedpasta827 this is di(vi)ne
ua-cam.com/video/ZnrT8YwR6kI/v-deo.html perfecttt
Yes, I watched the video.
Cool Cal Chicken Bone bruuuh
no one:
james: what’s another way i can market this marshmallow man
I love the fact that you have suki as ur profile picture!
ATLAAAAA
avatar :O
My friend calls him Marshmello dude.
James IS the marshmallow man lmao. Ps that Suki pfp is awesome
Gangsta' till' that beef comes in and wrecks you
2:35 i dont know why but james voise was like filthy frank or iam just going crazy i think i am going crazy . love your videos !!!
James: "No im not"
looks at food suggestively
James: "Actually."
🤛🎂
this cooking is almost as good as school lunches
Erli
I see you completely edited your comment so my reply makes no sense.
So pretty good
maybe better!
Better
I'd rather eat Marshmallow meat than the uncooked squares of pizza from last week
J-just
A-a
M-man
E-eating
S-sooubway
:D
James eats Terrible Food,
Him: Laughs
James: Compliments to the chef!
Also James while eating what the chef made: *ChOkE gAg WhEeZe*
James: lets go to the second food
Cameraman: switches over to fluf
Me: oh no
jesse de Bruijn I get it
Hey James, I too am a fan of moths, therefore I have a soft spot for caterpillars. I raised a caterpillar I named woolly into mothhood (adulthood). Yeet!
Gordon Ramsay is screaming inside
Forget James chaRles, think of JAMES RALLISON, that dude knows how to party
His name is Robert but people call him james
@@MontgomeryDelegation since when was his name Robert lol, he's name is James, in his book he's name is James Rallison.
Francine Jiannah check his deleted video and a comment on one of his school videos
Francine Jiannah his full name is robert james rallison
@@francinejiannah225 His name is Robert James Rallison but most people refer to him as James.
For a minute I was worried that he was going to eat the raw beef 😂
0:30 howtobasic xdddd
James's nervous laugh is the best. lol
Alternate title: Developing diabetes for 6 minutes straight
Creating diabetes type 3
Diabetes 1.5
Rallison Syndrome