Reading Your Spooky Halloween Stories

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  • Опубліковано 28 жов 2019
  • The days are getting shorter, the weather is getting cooler (except in Australia) can you feel it? It's pumpkin time.
    Edited by➤ / themadz2012
    Twitter ➤ / theodd1sout
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 18 тис.

  • @plebhead_
    @plebhead_ 4 роки тому +402

    James: DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UnTiE!
    Me: *sigh*

  • @friedchickenalt4136
    @friedchickenalt4136 4 роки тому +147

    scary story:
    james's mysterious floating mic

  • @pickleds
    @pickleds 2 роки тому +227

    Im not sure how many caught this but the fact he said untie and not unite just makes the story 10 times better

  • @_727MimzyLAG
    @_727MimzyLAG 3 роки тому +383

    Me: **sees him walk in wearing a hot dog costume** Oh my god, I'm already terrified

  • @koolcarz016cars7
    @koolcarz016cars7 4 роки тому +855

    “I don’t know how someone can stay in a Weiner this long”
    James: 2019

    • @ethan_7000
      @ethan_7000 4 роки тому +42

      *”It’s not sexual, okay?”*

    • @cedarpointfanboy7317
      @cedarpointfanboy7317 4 роки тому +4

      Smeethan gives me wings damn you beat me by 30 seconds

    • @elias9746
      @elias9746 4 роки тому +1

      @@cedarpointfanboy7317 17 secs bro

    • @mj1707
      @mj1707 4 роки тому +1

      Elias 676 13 seconds bro

    • @gootstep3356
      @gootstep3356 4 роки тому +1

      Dashi ‘ 11 seconds bro

  • @winterbear6776
    @winterbear6776 3 роки тому +424

    You know what disturbs me?
    That James is dressed as a "Hot Dog" While holding his dog.

    • @notpewdiepie3079
      @notpewdiepie3079 3 роки тому +3

      Ok

    • @thejoshowd6418
      @thejoshowd6418 3 роки тому +5

      Hotdogs are made out of gross stuff, if you still eat hot dogs don't look up what their made of

    • @roxiestudios9553
      @roxiestudios9553 3 роки тому +5

      @@thejoshowd6418 ... um I think I should has listened to you ... i think I'm gonna be a vegan

    • @Dragon-dr5fe
      @Dragon-dr5fe 3 роки тому +2

      @@thejoshowd6418 as long as you dont get the cheap shit your fine

    • @ciara2059
      @ciara2059 3 роки тому +4

      Who elseis triggered that he called it a wiener

  • @aliencarrot4612
    @aliencarrot4612 3 роки тому +78

    This is my friend's story:
    She always answers every phone call that she gets. She gets a call from an unknown number. She answers it, expecting some scammer. She answers it and the other end is dead silent. She got creeped out and hung up. The next day, she gets a call from the same number. She didn't realize it was the same number, so she answered. She heard a woman sobbing. She was saying, "Please no..." Through the sobs. She said that she heard a bloodcurdling scream and then the call ended. At the time, she was in shock and didn't know what to do. She told her parents, (We were small humans) and they said that it was probably just prank. She said that she still wonders if it was a prank or not.

  • @spoopy5299
    @spoopy5299 3 роки тому +36

    i love how he had a mix of trolls and actually spoopy stories

  • @FoxAutumnn
    @FoxAutumnn 4 роки тому +106

    "The easy way out of any corn maze is just right through the corn."
    I somehow feel inspired by this. Kinda want it on a shirt.

    • @mcelmo2182
      @mcelmo2182 4 роки тому +6

      Actually, yeah, why was this so unintentionally inspirational

    • @LillianTemple
      @LillianTemple 4 роки тому +1

      Why am u so dumb that I recently found out that a corn maze can also be called a corn corn because maze is corn......😑

    • @Petrichor27284
      @Petrichor27284 4 роки тому

      what if theres a fence but only a bit in so that it would be funny if someone ran straight through theyd go smack bang into the fence

    • @myrech
      @myrech 4 роки тому

      I don't want to get ticks

    • @zofija1516
      @zofija1516 2 роки тому

      @@myrech same but my dog got one and my mom took it out and she didn't even take him to the vet lol

  • @Jwilhoftstg
    @Jwilhoftstg 4 роки тому +170

    Spooky Story:
    Not being able to think of a spooky story

  • @deadgrass2299
    @deadgrass2299 3 роки тому +25

    Spooky Sleep Paralysis:
    So about 2 years ago, I was told that I was going on a vacation to Disney World in Orlando, Florida. It was honestly the best vacation I had ever had, because the last time I went there was when I was a little itty bitty baby boy. But the first night that I was there, I was extremely tired, because I had gotten nearly no sleep the night before. Also, for some reason, I was very... un-hungry. What I mean is, I wanted no food or water, and I was extremely sleep deprived. That night, I fell asleep, but then experienced "sleep paralysis". In case you don't know, it's when you wake up usually around midnight, but your brain thinks you're still asleep. Usually, as in on a normal night, you become paralyzed, so that you don't hurt yourself while asleep. When for whatever reason your brain doesn't do this, this results in sleepwalking. But during sleep paralysis, you will become EXTREMELY paranoid, and also start hallucinating. And since you're paralyzed, you can't move. At all. Period. So basically you're locked in your bed, trapped with your paranoid thoughts, and hallucinating. Speaking of all of which, I was looking around (with my eyes, because they are not paralyzed during sleep. Specifically for Rapid Eye Movement sleep, which is usually what causes dreams)- I saw shadows, strangely shifting against the walls of my dark hotel room. They looked like dark demon cloudy creepy spooky scary bois. I was also having the weirdest thoughts. And I don't have context, so don't ask for any, but I was actually, no exaggerations, thinking that someone was going to fill the room with concrete, and that my uncle was going to build a huge concrete pillar, and that the ceiling fan was going to grow so big that it would break through the walls all the way towards the bus stop next to my hotel. Very odd stuff. it was very scary, until... it ended. I don't know exactly what happened after that other than waking up and taking a nice picture of the landscape out my window.

    • @zofija1516
      @zofija1516 2 роки тому

      Wow! Such a good but spooky story I love it

    • @owlsrule9674
      @owlsrule9674 2 роки тому

      Oh man, I hate sleep paralysis. I usually can't open my eyes though....
      Unless they were always open.....
      OH GOSH

    • @titanwars1419
      @titanwars1419 2 роки тому

      @@owlsrule9674 Never open your eyes in sleep paralysis. It usually encourages the hallucinations.

    • @suriakhanom2919
      @suriakhanom2919 2 роки тому +1

      @@zofija1516 same :)
      nice story 😊

  • @charlieelioooo
    @charlieelioooo 2 роки тому +10

    The intro is gold 😂
    I have Covid and I was feeling really sad, but this video cheered me up a lot :). Thank you!

  • @johannyoon5541
    @johannyoon5541 4 роки тому +9624

    Spooky story:
    James's microphone was continuously floating throughout the video.

    • @yoruno7802
      @yoruno7802 4 роки тому +76

      Omg 😂 soooo spooky

    • @user-iq2it3dt6m
      @user-iq2it3dt6m 4 роки тому +21

      Ahhhhh!!!!! So scary🤭

    • @aydendevoney
      @aydendevoney 4 роки тому +31

      Spooky story outside of the comment it says 185 likes but when I went on the comment it said 205 likes

    • @adam_de
      @adam_de 4 роки тому +7

      Jun i realized that 2

    • @animationsarekindacool
      @animationsarekindacool 4 роки тому +5

      XD

  • @drxeno6321
    @drxeno6321 4 роки тому +498

    Spooky story:
    A hotdog told spooky stories and had a floating microphone.

  • @Absolutely_A_Human
    @Absolutely_A_Human 3 роки тому +19

    I don’t know why but I started laughing when James gave advice about when your being followed

  • @HarmonyMoonbeam024
    @HarmonyMoonbeam024 Рік тому +7

    Some of these will probably legit give me nightmares tonight. I'm also glad I've never in my life had sleep paralysis. It sounds terrifying, especially to someone who's easily freaked out (But I surprisingly don't get jumpscared very easily)

  • @Monica-ji5dx
    @Monica-ji5dx 4 роки тому +90

    James: scary story: breathing manually
    Me: aw frick *starts breathing manually*

    • @mattsmitty77
      @mattsmitty77 4 роки тому +1

      How could you do this to me?

  • @moved4757
    @moved4757 4 роки тому +839

    when James didn't dress up as his marshmallow character

  • @chickenwings8735
    @chickenwings8735 3 роки тому +16

    Look in the mirror does it break? No because you are beautiful. Close your eyes- what do you see?
    D A R K N E S S that’s where i would be without you. . . Your W E L C O M E

  • @SaffronFire
    @SaffronFire 3 роки тому +447

    Spooky story: James filmed an entire video with a floating mic
    Edit: I am aware that someone else has previously commented this. I’ve watched this video multiple times and did not comment this on the first time. When I commented this the original comment was not at the top like it was when I first saw it and thought it had been deleted. I wouldn’t have commented this if I had known and now that it’s up, I’m having too much fun responding with “no, I it”. You don’t have to keep replying or liking this but you can if you want. If you’re seeing this, johann yoon (they’re the original commenter), 1: congratulations on getting over 9k likes and 2: if you ask me to take this down, I’ll be a bit sad but I will do it as I would never want to hurt or offend anyone.

  • @thegreatwhaleshark9049
    @thegreatwhaleshark9049 4 роки тому +5240

    Spooky story:
    James forgetting to say wear your seatbelt

  • @MrWeegee
    @MrWeegee 4 роки тому +1567

    “Dyslexics of the world, untie!”
    -James 2019

    • @extros-dump
      @extros-dump 4 роки тому +7

      WEEGEEPIE

    • @hikaru_2.0.
      @hikaru_2.0. 4 роки тому +17

      *U n i t e*

    • @Erki445
      @Erki445 4 роки тому +3

      Grub

    • @squish7282
      @squish7282 4 роки тому +16

      I actually read that as "unite."

    • @Elle-cy3eu
      @Elle-cy3eu 4 роки тому +6

      Aliyah Jones you clearly hadn’t watched the whole video before you commented...

  • @chris-toe-fur1220
    @chris-toe-fur1220 2 роки тому +12

    Spooky story:
    One night I was 6 and we were either leaving or going to Olive Garden but then I say this girl in a white dress on the sidewalk crying with a broken bike next to her and I told my family (not freaking out) and my sister went on google and searched up the street finding out that a girl got ran over while riding a bike.
    Another spooky story:
    One time my brother was in our house doing… idk but he went to the kitchen to find the blinds going up and down then he ran to my parents crying s p o o k y
    Another spooky story:
    I fell off my bed 😱

  • @zigzig57
    @zigzig57 2 роки тому +7

    The real spooky story is when Fluff saves James from the monsters😅

  • @orang3819
    @orang3819 4 роки тому +840

    No one:
    James: floof is buzz floofyear EEUUUH
    Edit: wow this is the most likes I've gotten, that's pretty cool. Thanks

  • @swirlycat5554
    @swirlycat5554 4 роки тому +175

    Spooky story:
    James just posted, but you have no internet.

  • @miraculousdream7028
    @miraculousdream7028 Рік тому +5

    Yikes, I'm terrified! These spooked me so bad!! And I can't even sleep on a normal night without listening to spooky stories!! I'm definitely not sleeping tonight!

  • @James-en1ob
    @James-en1ob 2 роки тому +9

    Here's my scarry story:
    Once upon a dark night, there was rain and thunder, while me and my family were boringly sitting inside and waiting for the typhoon to be over. my uncle was just upstairs sitting, as we are still boringly waiting, he hear a voice ,calling, and weeping, as he looked, in front of him, he sees a headless man, standing.he ran as fast as he can. knowing we are down stairs he called for help, and we ran to his aid. After we searched the room we could not find the man he was talking of, only a slight stench in the air.
    I hope you liked the story 😉

  • @dormanricha
    @dormanricha 4 роки тому +442

    Scary story:
    James filtering the comment section to avoid hearing comments with the word fur r y

  • @YouthSalad
    @YouthSalad 4 роки тому +77

    "There are spooky monsters"
    *shows club penguin avatars*

  • @redtigerrt6778
    @redtigerrt6778 2 роки тому +5

    This is significantly scarier than I thought holy cow

  • @apolly125
    @apolly125 3 роки тому +22

    “Floof is Buzzfloofier! EUgGh”
    -James 2019

  • @NapperNeru
    @NapperNeru 4 роки тому +343

    Spooky story:
    James hasn't made a video about TeamTrees yet.

    • @Other_ace
      @Other_ace 4 роки тому +12

      i am truly shook
      # te *amTREEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS*

    • @mostitoasty7765
      @mostitoasty7765 4 роки тому +8

      @@weirdanimator7231 HE MISSED HIS CHANCE TO DONATE 666 DOLLARS FOR HALLOWEEN

    • @thandarlwin4378
      @thandarlwin4378 4 роки тому

      #Treeeeseeeeeaaaaammmmmmmrees

    • @sparrrow3047
      @sparrrow3047 4 роки тому

      Thandar Lwin Stroke?

    • @unrray
      @unrray 4 роки тому

      Xin Jie Lim AHHHHHHH

  • @nizekore
    @nizekore 4 роки тому +554

    “Sorry for pooping on your story”
    - James 2019

    • @superderpyzee4442
      @superderpyzee4442 4 роки тому +1

      Lerrmony I’m reporting you for pooping on a story that was already pooped on

    • @n00ne_159
      @n00ne_159 4 роки тому

      Lerrmony lol

    • @jamesdoessstuff4937
      @jamesdoessstuff4937 4 роки тому

      Justin Old-Orchard ummm, I don’t know what u meant, but, your an idiot if u didn’t know that

    • @stormytrooper52
      @stormytrooper52 4 роки тому

      Lerrmony get a new clock

    • @lieaparisss08
      @lieaparisss08 4 роки тому

      500 loke

  • @bronzelight3050
    @bronzelight3050 2 роки тому +6

    Spooky story:
    One night when me and my family were on vacation at the beach, several weird things had happened. First, when I was changing into my pajamas, I had gone to use the bathroom, and then when o came out, I saw this kid playing with blocks where my bag was supposed to be for about a second, then as soon I had blinked, it was gone. I just shrugged it off, but it was still pretty spooky.
    Then, when me and my cousin were baking cookies, we randomly heard someone run across the hallway. We looked back, and no one was there. But there were small black footprints there for a split second, and again, as soon as I blinked, they vanished.
    My cousin also swears she felt someone poke her, but she turned around, and nothing was there. I asked her what was wrong, she said nothing was wrong. It still creeps me out to think about that night.

  • @user-zj2hp6om8c
    @user-zj2hp6om8c 3 роки тому +92

    Spooky story:
    My phone died when I was watching your video 😱
    Still terrified till this day..

  • @andrewrahme414
    @andrewrahme414 4 роки тому +116

    here is a short horror story
    “You are what you what you eat.” Said Jiminy cricket. Pinocchio looks at the elementary school.

  • @Oracle582
    @Oracle582 Рік тому +5

    Spooky Story:
    Me and my friends went to a park in the middle of the night. We started looking around the place and started having some fun. In the corner of the park, there was a small room with a sign that read "For Staff ONLY" on the side of the room was a small metal grate with weird messages on it. The messages said, "BEWARE" "MONSTER AHEAD" "THIS IS HELL" "LOOK IN THE TREES" "YOU WILL BECOME ONE OF THEM" me and my friends were terrified and decided to head home. When we came back an hour later though, we saw white hand prints all over the park.we then remembered one of the messages said "LOOK IN THE TREES" and we looked at the biggest tree there, and we saw big, yellow eyes staring back at us. Now the creepiest part that I haven't said yet was that the night before me and my friends went to the park, I had a dream that was just like what happened.

  • @doinou3012
    @doinou3012 3 роки тому +53

    Spooky story: My school does this picnic the week before Summer. Most of the picnic’s were pretty fun except one, I had to go to the bathroom and the 2 port a potty’s were full. I asked a teacher if I can go to the bathroom inside, she said I can but I had to go inside with her. When I was in the bathroom I heard some taping noises outside. When I walked outside the bathroom I didn’t see the teacher, I decided to walk out of school but when I tried to open the door it suddenly locked itself and this weird sound. Now this sound was pretty normal, any time the morning news comes on this sound would come on, except it was very disoriented. I remembered there was another door on the other side of building. Walking there the sound turned off, when I got there I saw red eyes staring from the door I fell backwards and heard a voice behind me. It was the teacher. We walked outside and I tripped again, when I got up she disappeared.

    • @e.l.7116
      @e.l.7116 3 роки тому +4

      WHAT THE FU----

    • @jaidenwbr
      @jaidenwbr 3 роки тому +1

      You are to late

    • @goblinslayer8589
      @goblinslayer8589 3 роки тому +2

      Red eyes? Check my pfp,does that fit your description

    • @vita8166
      @vita8166 2 роки тому

      EXCUSE ME WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-

    • @dagoosetm3299
      @dagoosetm3299 2 роки тому +2

      BYE IM NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT

  • @krispydogs2064
    @krispydogs2064 4 роки тому +117

    spoopy story:
    My teacher joked that my class would have a suprise exam

    • @kazkaz7879
      @kazkaz7879 4 роки тому +1

      That sounds terrible 😬

    • @toneystank
      @toneystank 4 роки тому +2

      My teacher does that too, it actually stresses me out lol

    • @itsyaboilogan642
      @itsyaboilogan642 4 роки тому

      *surprise

    • @bnulud8918
      @bnulud8918 4 роки тому

      That’s hurts me for some reason

    • @corajean1618
      @corajean1618 4 роки тому

      That’s not spooky that’s down right terrifying

  • @lux0rd01
    @lux0rd01 4 роки тому +329

    James:"I hope no one has insomnia"
    Me: **watching this at 3am after waking up and not being able to get back to sleep**

    • @Crabchanthefirst
      @Crabchanthefirst 4 роки тому

      @Lux0rd *you have insomnia too?!*

    • @lux0rd01
      @lux0rd01 4 роки тому

      @@Crabchanthefirst yup

    • @sophietrophy5681
      @sophietrophy5681 4 роки тому

      Same here. I guess this is why I am failing school!

    • @AngryecksButActually
      @AngryecksButActually 4 роки тому +1

      This comment is from 1:00 pm

    • @lux0rd01
      @lux0rd01 4 роки тому

      @@AngryecksButActually maybe your time. I'm not in America or wherever you are

  • @breezy_vaulter1311
    @breezy_vaulter1311 3 роки тому +3

    scary story that happened to me irl:
    so a few years ago my mom was driving me and my sister to dance and on our way there a car started following us off the freeway, at first we thought nothing of it but then we took another turn and a motorcycle came out of nowhere and also started following us but then about ten minutes later the car disappeared but the motorcycle was still following us, later on my mom didn’t know if he was actually following us or just heading in the same direction as us, so my mom pulled into a hospital parking lot and just drove around the parking lot... and he followed our every movement so my mom decided to call the police and then when the police came he had to get off his motorcycle and turns out he actually had a loaded gun on him. And then the police talked to my mom and said that it was smart to pull into a parking lot instead of leading him to the dance building where tons of kids were.

  • @galaxyfox172
    @galaxyfox172 3 роки тому +4

    Here's my childhood nightmare,
    One night at 12 I walked to my room to get my charger and was greeted by this.My unicorn drawing had been moved and been changed,one of the unicorns had x eyes on one of them.I ran screaming to my parents then my mom and dad conceded me and my mom gave me one of phones to wacht a bible story but I was scared to turn on the phone because I thought there was going to be something creepy for the wallpaper,or say something scary but no,it was normal.although the wallpaper was scary and now I tell lots of people this story. The End

    • @sickfrank
      @sickfrank 3 роки тому +2

      Wow that is creepy can you like and read mine?

  • @hazelnutspred3348
    @hazelnutspred3348 4 роки тому +740

    "Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!"
    - James 2019

    • @maggie-m154
      @maggie-m154 4 роки тому +18

      Catrina [Thicc Sister] Ive been waiting for this comment lol

    • @mj-me6zp
      @mj-me6zp 4 роки тому +17

      I read this before I heard that, and genuinely read it as unite

    • @hazelnutspred3348
      @hazelnutspred3348 4 роки тому +5

      @@mj-me6zp thats because it is unite lol

    • @finncooney4610
      @finncooney4610 4 роки тому +5

      That had me dying

    • @benshaw8174
      @benshaw8174 4 роки тому +1

      Lel same

  • @ClaireBear-hx5un
    @ClaireBear-hx5un 4 роки тому +1454

    Spooky story:
    The only comments are people quoting James forever.

  • @Stetson_M
    @Stetson_M 2 роки тому +3

    I’m literally watching this right on Halloween day so this is perfect

  • @JRsTime
    @JRsTime 2 роки тому +3

    you have worked very hard, amazing content

  • @deletioninducedin7days919
    @deletioninducedin7days919 4 роки тому +258

    I forgot to write this scary story:
    James Charles was in my basement.

  • @23jnwjls
    @23jnwjls 4 роки тому +115

    Spooky story:
    I thought the body in my room was a chair

  • @HKMisawesome
    @HKMisawesome 2 роки тому +8

    Spooky Story: (wow everyone does do that at the top lol)
    One day James was in his studio, working on a video. The video was about the funny things his dogs did.(hint hint) He was really excited for this video and was hoping to finish it today, and then come back and film it tomorrow. He worked hard and finally finished around 1 in the morning. Exhausted but happy, he got in his car and started driving. Soon, he saw there was a car behind him with broken headlights. “That’s weird….” He muttered, checking his mirrors. He switched lanes, but the car did too. Creeped out, he continued driving and eventually the car stopped following him. It was now 1:42 and all James wanted was to sleep.
    When he got home he laid in bed, but couldn’t sleep. That’s when he saw the shadow.
    It was at least 8ft tall and had giant claws. It moved along the wall, and James was frozen in terror. It stopped near his bed, and free from the paralysis he jumped up and screamed, running out of the room. In his kitchen, he sat down at his dining room table, panting. He got a snack and slowly opened his room’s door, and, seeing nothing, entered. He got back in bed and immediately the shadow was back! He ran out again, and this time laid on the couch, deciding to call the police if he saw it again.
    He drifted off, and while he was sleeping the shadow drifted towards him from his room. It moved onto his chest, pressing down. Then, the shadow seemed to sink into him.
    The next day James was freaked out, but decided to continue his plan from yesterday. He got in his car but suddenly couldn’t remember how to drive it. He looked at all the buttons and words, confused. Eventually he got out of his car and rode his bike to work.
    At work he started the audio. To him, everything sounded natural. When he listened to the audio to make sure it was good, he heard a lot of creaking and moaning noises. He edited those out, but when he listened again, they were back! After editing them again and still hearing them in the exact same places, he gave up and recorded the whole thing again. Still, the free king and moans were there. Then he had an idea. He recorder a few words to put at the same time as the moans and creaking, but instead of the words all that was there was a bloodcurdling scream. Eventually he managed to mostly hide the noises and posted it. But when he watched his video on UA-cam, he saw the entire audio was screaming and the background and pictures was black with red words: I WILL FIND YOU
    James immediately took it off, but a few people had already seen it. They all immediately started commenting on his Social Media, and he quickly posted:
    Hey guys! If you saw the UA-cam video I just posted (and then took off) I want you to know it was a prank against me, and I’ll put out a real video ASAP!
    He had no clue wether that was true or not, but he still posted it, unable to think of any other explanation.
    Later, at his house, the shadow left him as he slept.
    He got in his car again, and suddenly everything made sense! He check his phone and then did a double take. “Wait, what?” He asked aloud, seeing that the date his phone read was yesterday, the day he posted the haunted video. At work he asked everyone he knew the date and they all said the same thing. Confused, he opened his UA-cam channel and gasped. All the videos had been changed to the same video he’d posted before. He looked out the window and saw a shadow figure slinking away in direct sunlight. Screaming, he ran away, running straight into one of his employees.
    Eventually he got his videos fixed, but from then on his videos always had the words:
    I’m coming
    In blood red at the end. It was a miracle he’d even survived the encounter with the mysterious shadow figure. A month later it entered him again, but this time it didn’t leave. James constantly heard creepy whispers in his ears, and the one that haunted him the most was: “I am you.”
    ThE eNd
    (Hope you enjoyed!)

    • @RedYetiopia
      @RedYetiopia 2 роки тому +1

      That's a loooonnnnnngggggggggggggg story.

    • @sunnysweirdstudios4728
      @sunnysweirdstudios4728 2 роки тому +1

      I read the entire thing now my head hurts

    • @abandoned_account_6712
      @abandoned_account_6712 2 роки тому

      That was the first time i've ever had chills. That was painful how do you people handle these things-

  • @FranDeSoto
    @FranDeSoto 2 роки тому +1

    loved how you read the "neighbor hood" and "some one" with the pause between them

  • @zolar2652
    @zolar2652 4 роки тому +86

    Me: Heh Dyslexics unite
    James:DYSLEXICS UN-TIE

    • @ehm.toasting
      @ehm.toasting 4 роки тому +5

      I was looking for this comment 😂

    • @xocherrypiexo5963
      @xocherrypiexo5963 4 роки тому +1

      • Charleh • me too lol

    • @nuclear_pussay
      @nuclear_pussay 4 роки тому +1

      YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT UvU

    • @betsy3096
      @betsy3096 4 роки тому

      i mean they spelled it wrong.. James just liked reading it how they wrote it lol

    • @xocherrypiexo5963
      @xocherrypiexo5963 4 роки тому +1

      Betsy no they wrote unite

  • @mynameiskrysta
    @mynameiskrysta 4 роки тому +206

    nobody:
    James: HI I’M THE WICKED WEINER

  • @Cobalt...
    @Cobalt... 2 роки тому +1

    Spooky story:
    One night, there was an old grandma in a small cottage, who loved to do jigsaw puzzles. She just got one in the mail and she was super excited to do it. As she was finishing the puzzle, she realized that it was a picture of her, sitting in the living room, doing the puzzle. Shakily, as she placed the final pieces, she saw a deranged madman looking through the window in the corner of the picture, the last sounds she heard were the sounds of broken glass!

  • @dogloveranimations9714
    @dogloveranimations9714 3 роки тому +1

    Spooky story I LOVE UR VIDS

  • @susanmclean5105
    @susanmclean5105 4 роки тому +178

    Here's a spoopy story:
    *THE FRICKIN FLOATING MICROPHONE*

    • @blubee2289
      @blubee2289 4 роки тому +2

      :O :o :O :o :O

    • @brxkenhalo
      @brxkenhalo 4 роки тому +3

      Spoopy story:
      SomethingElseYT x TheOdd1sOut
      (I needed to say this here, nobody will find my comment)

    • @Three_ghosts_hiding
      @Three_ghosts_hiding 4 роки тому

      You mean spooky

    • @subscribetomfornoreason7004
      @subscribetomfornoreason7004 4 роки тому +3

      Wolfthevlogger no she dont

    • @zeroz8002
      @zeroz8002 4 роки тому

      People susuan not wrong when she said spoopy story 6:59

  • @chibeani
    @chibeani 4 роки тому +374

    “Dyslexics of the world unite”
    James, being the dyslexic boi he is: Dyslexics of the world untie
    BOI

    • @Xyxyyxxx
      @Xyxyyxxx 4 роки тому +1

      Chibeanie UwU unoriginal
      The real comment it 4th on comments

    • @rory6114
      @rory6114 4 роки тому +1

      same

    • @masahirosakurai3733
      @masahirosakurai3733 4 роки тому +2

      Doge King uhhhhhhhhhh It is 4th

    • @thisisinkorisit2113
      @thisisinkorisit2113 4 роки тому +1

      Doge King first of all, it was apparently fourth comment. Second, it’s not exactly unoriginal. It would be unoriginal if it was something that people comment on tons of different videos, can’t really do that for this one.

    • @butterowlet6774
      @butterowlet6774 4 роки тому

      Wait, James is dyslexic?

  • @remy8487
    @remy8487 2 роки тому +1

    It's Halloween, I'm so glad I found this

  • @Ragdoll161
    @Ragdoll161 3 роки тому +1

    I was eating cake and drinking tea while watching this, and when I had something in my mouth is when my brain processed the funny things. So I choked on my tea multiple times

  • @UnhingingLoki36
    @UnhingingLoki36 4 роки тому +176

    James should have dressed up as his character of himself he draws

  • @RealPuttom
    @RealPuttom 4 роки тому +512

    Spooky scary:
    Every time I look in the mirror someone looks at me back...

    • @thandarlwin4378
      @thandarlwin4378 4 роки тому +12

      AaaaahhHHH

    • @hellochildren723
      @hellochildren723 4 роки тому +17

      Jesus christ I have the same issue

    • @spoon2861
      @spoon2861 4 роки тому +8

      You gave me a heart attack.why did you do this?!?!

    • @a2k.prod.
      @a2k.prod. 4 роки тому +5

      It still haunts me to this day
      Same problem

    • @n.1575
      @n.1575 4 роки тому +5

      Honestly I just thought it was only me. Thank God.

  • @deadgrass2299
    @deadgrass2299 3 роки тому +3

    Spooky Story:
    I was in my Minecraft survival world, climbing out of a cave. I realized it was night, when I heard what's known as "cave ambience". It was a scary sound that played around me. It seriously freaked me out. Fortunately I was recording, so you can see the clip on my channel. Minceraft #2.

  • @cretlol8888
    @cretlol8888 3 роки тому +1

    this video spooked me

  • @flejs373
    @flejs373 4 роки тому +420

    Spooky story:
    When ever I try to wash a spoon in the sink the water comes right back at me.

    • @Salbeigrun
      @Salbeigrun 4 роки тому +9

      It's so raging lol

    • @brastix2051
      @brastix2051 4 роки тому +10

      AHHHHHHHHHH... oh man dude that scared me

    • @misha6279
      @misha6279 4 роки тому +9

      AAAHHHHHH

    • @cit7287
      @cit7287 4 роки тому +7

      Say what the frick

    • @arizavalenzuela6790
      @arizavalenzuela6790 4 роки тому +8

      Do you want me to have nightmares!?!?😱😱😱😱

  • @droidixbacon
    @droidixbacon 4 роки тому +806

    “It is REALY hot, in this wiener.”
    -James 2019

  • @wilenn7035
    @wilenn7035 3 роки тому +1

    I love this video!😃

  • @keyboardcrook9124
    @keyboardcrook9124 3 роки тому +8

    spooky story: My mom told me how babys are born

  • @wolfie9437
    @wolfie9437 4 роки тому +38

    Scary story:
    I see a man in a weird costume he has brown eyes brown hair and is wearing a wennier costume

  • @AnimatedArt-zp8ml
    @AnimatedArt-zp8ml 4 роки тому +203

    No one:
    James’ Mic: *float*

  • @Jelly21543
    @Jelly21543 Рік тому +1

    Everything is more funny when you don’t have a script and you’re just reading everything😂

  • @TxcaBxbbles
    @TxcaBxbbles 2 роки тому +1

    “*lip smack*How young are my fans?”
    -James 2019

  • @irislee4298
    @irislee4298 4 роки тому +122

    Spoopy story:
    My snake escaped and now I can’t find it
    THE END

    • @imaunicorninhufflepuff112
      @imaunicorninhufflepuff112 4 роки тому +4

      That is legit horrifying

    • @finbar4268
      @finbar4268 4 роки тому

      Oof

    • @tehepikduk4305
      @tehepikduk4305 4 роки тому +1

      Poor snek and poor you

    • @Spaceboythatsme
      @Spaceboythatsme 4 роки тому

      Is it a poisonous snake? And if it is, is it defanged?
      If it isn’t poisonous or it’s defanged then you probably won’t have to worry, tho someone in your neighborhood might

    • @carina_t
      @carina_t 4 роки тому

      Oooooooooh so spoopy

  • @tylerbennett9552
    @tylerbennett9552 4 роки тому +64

    spooky story:
    to the woman who bangs on my door every night, i'm not letting you out

  • @TheIlliterateFriends
    @TheIlliterateFriends 2 роки тому

    I’m gonna watch this late at night

  • @KSS7000
    @KSS7000 4 роки тому +144

    “Who’s Joe?”
    “JOE MA-“
    *uno reverse card*

  • @peebz00
    @peebz00 4 роки тому +526

    Lila Basener: “DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNITE!”
    James: DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!”

    • @64kgemz36
      @64kgemz36 4 роки тому +4

      LOL SPELLING??? I KNOW HE SAID XDDDD

    • @isabellasantx139
      @isabellasantx139 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @gagesnead1754
      @gagesnead1754 4 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @beck0star
      @beck0star 4 роки тому +6

      I still read untie as unite 😂

    • @alexaoruwu5833
      @alexaoruwu5833 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I really laughtedxd

  • @sylentnote
    @sylentnote 2 роки тому +4

    Spooky story:
    I was at my friend’s house and we were watching scary stories and the lights started flickering. It was a cool coincidence

  • @dryt0a5t7
    @dryt0a5t7 Рік тому

    God. I remember watching this 3 years ago to the day. Life was so much simpler back then.

  • @l5yla.g92
    @l5yla.g92 4 роки тому +168

    “DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD -UNTIE” I cant- 💀

    • @alexp5878
      @alexp5878 4 роки тому +5

      Layla_ Grace he said that as a dyslexia joke

    • @sh0elaces
      @sh0elaces 4 роки тому +4

      Alex P I think they know and they were laughing at it

    • @l5yla.g92
      @l5yla.g92 4 роки тому +4

      Sh0elac3s thank you lmao

    • @ilik3ducks89
      @ilik3ducks89 4 роки тому +2

      Layla_ Grace I was dying from second hand embarrassment

    • @llyanadatu4019
      @llyanadatu4019 4 роки тому +2

      OMDD I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME-

  • @rubbadubdubpug4389
    @rubbadubdubpug4389 4 роки тому +41

    James: Dyslexics Of The World Un=tie
    Us: is he joking or...

    • @leah920
      @leah920 4 роки тому

      Rubbadubdub Pug I don’t think he was joking 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Gizmo_24
    @Gizmo_24 2 роки тому

    James I have the same hot dog Halloween costume and I WORE IT trick or treating and wasn’t dying of heat. HAPPY Halloween 🎃😣

  • @mousearts7079
    @mousearts7079 3 роки тому +3

    0:38 There are several potential memes in this quote

  • @user-zf8oj9zr2z
    @user-zf8oj9zr2z 4 роки тому +35

    Spooky story:
    I stepped on a Lego and I never felt a thing in my toe ever since

  • @psychogacha5030
    @psychogacha5030 4 роки тому +102

    Spooky story:
    One time I couldn't sleep and I kept seeing shadows in my room, I felt someone tap my shoulder I turned around thinking it might have been my dad, no one was there eventually I did fall asleep until I was awoken by my dad thinking I was awake, I asked him why he thought I was awake he said he heard my drawers open
    So yea
    I still live in that house btw
    I'm scared now

    • @jaunearc3981
      @jaunearc3981 4 роки тому +2

      Holy crap

    • @bailey_arts7584
      @bailey_arts7584 4 роки тому +2

      That's why you should wear your seatbelt 🤦‍♀️

    • @miajohnsonhill
      @miajohnsonhill 4 роки тому +2

      Poor you that sounds fricking terrifying

    • @fyra_cat2119
      @fyra_cat2119 4 роки тому +5

      You know what can help?
      SEVEN DAY VEGAN CHALLENGE BABY
      solves all your problems

    • @mysticthewingsoffirefan4163
      @mysticthewingsoffirefan4163 4 роки тому

      Could you move at that time? It could have been sleep paralysis

  • @elizabethcarpenter696
    @elizabethcarpenter696 2 роки тому +1

    James: “so you saw a shadow of a tall man, just gotta make the most of it”
    Me: 𝑔𝑂𝑡𝑇𝑎 𝑀𝑎𝐾𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝐸 𝑚𝑂𝑠𝑇 𝑜𝐹 𝑖𝑇, 𝑀𝑎𝐾𝑒 𝑡𝐻𝑒 𝑀𝑜𝑆𝑇 𝑜𝐹 𝑖𝑇

  • @juvalinmary5052
    @juvalinmary5052 3 роки тому

    I love your videos

  • @larrylavendar7776
    @larrylavendar7776 3 роки тому +422

    “DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE”
    James - 2019

    • @user-ny4lm9nk7q
      @user-ny4lm9nk7q 3 роки тому

      copy

    • @pain3672
      @pain3672 3 роки тому

      Already seen that

    • @randomuser6846
      @randomuser6846 3 роки тому +9

      @@user-ny4lm9nk7q SHES trying to make James a meme not copy do you even understand wat she said

    • @GoulishTurtles2012
      @GoulishTurtles2012 3 роки тому +7

      .....hi.......im not dislexic i just wanted to be included....its ok if you neglect me now, i accept the disinvite

    • @stitchdrums
      @stitchdrums 3 роки тому +4

      yea he said untie than unite but i prefer untie

  • @elliethompson7732
    @elliethompson7732 4 роки тому +201

    James: *reads Unite as Untie*
    Me: the dyslexia is showing

    • @grassyboy5215
      @grassyboy5215 4 роки тому +3

      Yes I noticed that too and just started laughing 😂 idk if it was intentional or not tho

    • @astrobella4620
      @astrobella4620 4 роки тому

      He also said “weird” instead of “wide”

    • @sidonem5977
      @sidonem5977 4 роки тому

      It’s intentional

    • @landoOrangutan
      @landoOrangutan 4 роки тому

      Ellie Thompson I thought it was unite

    • @goldnepomuceno13
      @goldnepomuceno13 4 роки тому

      BabyPotato Vlogs and Other Crap Seriously? Wow, James XD Was it intentional?

  • @ah2972
    @ah2972 3 роки тому +1

    Scary story from when I was like 9 (I think)
    I lived in a suburb right next to a big city. I lived in a normal neighbourhood with normal families. There was one particular woman who was known to be mentally unstable and a drug addict (We live in Australia btw, and no drugs are legal at all) the police had been called on her several times and each time she’d escape by hiding in people’s back yards. One day, she hid in someone’s back yard and a whole neighbourhood search was conducted by the police. They found her and arrested her. But not before she got inside her own house and, I kid you not, purposely over dosed.
    My family had left because we didn’t feel safe with her possibly in our yard, we didn’t know as our yard was very overgrown and she could easily hide in bushes. We were at my grandparents place when the police called my father and informed him on what happened. I’m really not sure if she had died, but in the phone the police man said (in my fathers words) “She had escaped us for a short while and managed to get into her house and consume an extra large a mount of ice and Xanax. She was found unresponsive when they found her again”.
    Two-ish years later I was at the hospital. I have several health conditions, so nothing out of the ordinary for me. This woman haven’t been living in the neighbourhood since that incident, and we all kind of assumed she’d died due to the overdose. On our way home, leaving the city we needed fuel. We pulled into the closest petrol station. When we stopped my father got out and started filling the car. But from behind the pumps walked out a strikingly familiar face. The crazy woman. She’d shaved her head and was in all black (the police had told us she looked like, and she didn’t seem different to the description at all) she had blood on her face and was muttering to herself. My dad was cautious, watching her out of the corner of his eye. My mother and I recognised her (my dad didn’t) he walked inside and payed for the fuel. He came back and said he’d warned the staff, and they were swear if her already, apparently she’d walked in and asked if they could sell her any drugs. Of course they said no.
    We drove away never to see her again. We Don’t know if she just didn’t die, or if she was some “ghost”. Thinking back to it now, she most likely could have even been another drug addict, as it was common for them to live just outside the city (away from heavy law enforcement but close enough to get there to buy drugs) and the drugs that were used by those types of people made their appearance worsen, so it might have been just another unfortunate druggie.

  • @froggie5152
    @froggie5152 3 роки тому +3

    James: comes on screen
    Me: yep that’s normal

  • @Alykoo
    @Alykoo 4 роки тому +36

    “How young are my fans?” -James 2019

  • @goblinking2645
    @goblinking2645 4 роки тому +159

    "IT NOT SEXUAL OKAY?!"
    -James 2019

    • @blackhole1013
      @blackhole1013 4 роки тому +1

      he didnt scream it and it also shouldnt have a question mark

    • @MrPiggybossin
      @MrPiggybossin 4 роки тому +1

      black hole 101 okay mr.criticism

  • @falima6026
    @falima6026 2 роки тому

    I didn’t know this channel existed till today 😂

  • @santiagoretana9810
    @santiagoretana9810 3 роки тому +1

    Nice Bowser plushie u have there James.

  • @lilyskindasilly
    @lilyskindasilly 4 роки тому +2594

    A lot of people: Dress as something real scary
    James: Dresses as a wiener

  • @blab7903
    @blab7903 4 роки тому +193

    “Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!”
    This is why I love James 🤣

  • @blitzcore1536
    @blitzcore1536 3 роки тому +1

    the first long one got me goosebumps

  • @titacalptato1959
    @titacalptato1959 2 роки тому +1

    James:points out a well written story
    Me:wants to one day finally stop procrastinating and finish/publish book agrees

  • @diegopalafox9902
    @diegopalafox9902 4 роки тому +279

    James:Now we will read scary stories
    Floof:
    Everyone:AHHHHHHHHH

    • @moppedtobe3710
      @moppedtobe3710 4 роки тому +2

      I’ve spent 5 minutes trying to figure this out

    • @timins.
      @timins. 4 роки тому +1

      Haha

    • @apol8245
      @apol8245 4 роки тому

      what?

    • @jenniferwilliams6487
      @jenniferwilliams6487 4 роки тому

      Let's all agree that floof is the scariest thing in the whole wide world
      Wait

  • @TheyallsimpforHippievan
    @TheyallsimpforHippievan 2 роки тому

    Happy Halloween!