Garratt is no fountain of knowledge but having to sit down and watch Theo with these smooth brain takes without Garratt to atleast take the piss out of him is like pulling teeth
So many bad takes in this video so I thought I’d correct the lads(mainly Theo): -Barkley at Villa -Lloyd Kelly is at Newcastle -Bournemouth selling solanke is stupid -Kvaratskelia isn’t a right back he’s a left winger -Brentford have signed a striker and won’t be signing sorloth because Theo likes him on fifa -Danny welbeck smashing it with his 5 goals last season -Verbruggen signed for £16.3 million not £40 million -Liverpool and Brighton haven’t played each other in pre season that was a league game -Lukaku is going to Napoli -Le Normand is going atletico Madrid -Chelsea don’t need any more Centre backs -Thiago silva went to Fluminese not Flamengo -why would Raphina go to Fulham he’s better than that -Jack Harrison has gone back to Everton -Willian is one of Fulham’s best players and there is no sell on value -Palinha has gone to Bayern -Seiwald did have a great euros and is too good for Leicester -Adrian is at real betis -Pep said de Bruyne is staying -Alvarez wants to leave for game time -Newcastle can’t sell Karius as he is a free agent -Newcastle have signed 2 new keepers in Ruddy and Vlachidimos -Paul Dummett has already gone -why would forest sell Chris wood for ings when wood is better All love tho lads nothing deep I just did research and I don’t even have a footy podcast anyways pitchside on top
Made it 8 minutes and had to switch it off. Absolute brain rot. Fair play lads for making a living off of something you know nothing about. I respect the hustle.
Brighton to buy a GK when they have Vergruggen is comical Can’t buy Jack Harrison is he’s already on loan at Everton Palhinha is gone to Bayern. Theo W
As a Sporting fan, the release clause for Gyokeres is 100M€ and there is no way the board will sell for less than 80M€. This man was number 1 in G/A in Europe in the previous season, even tough is the portuguese league, it will cost way more that 55M
Loan Evan Ferguson with an option to buy but say you can’t sign him makes 0 sense. If there’s an option to buy you don’t choose if you sell him or not 😭😭
Outrageous thinking we should sell Chris Wood when our only other striker spent most of the last 2 seasons injured 😭😭 (we do need to bring another striker in though)
technically not true as williams scarlett travis hutchinson sarmiento and moore were loans but i echo the sentiment of they are clueless. only mainstay loans we had were sarmiento and hutchinson
Theo is a great example of confusing his reading of football Twitter with having ball knowledge himself, he just verbalises key phrases and names at random
Have a terrible headache and just trying to sit back and relax, I’ve listened to this for 12 minutes and Theo has gave me a migraine, every word that comes out of your mouth is absolutely mind numbing, ruined my Sunday
Absolute breath of fresh air to have a producer that knows how to do his job and not constantly insert himself into the conversation, replace Bowden with Proddy full time man
They do! They stream watch alongs once sometimes twice a week but it only seems to get worse 😂 mainly because Theo spends the game scrolling through the chat looking for the odd person that agrees with his horror take
Theo - Villa should sign Kvaradona then says to Reev they can’t afford Nico Williams this guy blows my mind let alone saying Chelsea should get more CB’s😂😂
Tsimikas and kelly her are the most likely liverpool departures cus everyone at the club is happy right now apart from kelleher and we’ve been linked with left backs the last couple weeks, that on top of robertson and gomez being better lefts backs last season id understand him wanting to go or the club wanting him gone for a fee. Kelleher would be a great keeper for a mid table team or a team just in europe but most clubs are happy with their keepers right now so i think tsimikas is more likely to leave
Feel like this highlights how when Tom’s there it can hide reev’s lack of ball knowledge and when the video relies on reev as Theo spouts his normal rubbish, Reev actually doesn’t know much
btw neither theo or reev did their research, karius and paul dummett had left the club way before the video is even made, paul dummett even did a leaving statement on his twitter and insta.
It’s kinda embarrassing having Theo on a football channel he clearly knows nothing and doesn’t care to research properly or have any subsidence behind his arguments and just says he’s getting bullied. Geezer a clown
I find it hilarious how Theo and Reev’s combined ball knowledge is sooooo shit that they’ve managed to have an entire video come out shortly after this one, dedicated to how shit their ball knowledge is 🤣🤣
I’d love to know the answer to tom’s question to theo a few weeks ago as to why he actually decided to start a football podcast, he is not only boring which isn’t great for a podcast, but also knows absolutely nothing about football
If Theo could only just be so humble to sometimes say: "You know what? Yeah, that was absolute waffle i just spouted. My bad." Instead of arguing his terrible points with even more horrendous arguments and turning red like a fuckin tomato.
Fair play to Theo for getting his worst performance of the season out of the way in the first episode.
we are already taking nominations for worst take for next season and the season hasnt started. PEAK PITCHSIDE
Garratt is no fountain of knowledge but having to sit down and watch Theo with these smooth brain takes without Garratt to atleast take the piss out of him is like pulling teeth
He’s so dumb Theo he said nico Williams is too good for villa which he is but apparently kvaradona isn’t who’s a top 3 left winger in the world
@@anshumankrishnan2085 "top 3 winger in the world" Vini, Rodrygo, Mbappe, Saka, Salah, Yamal
@@edianmujaj916 you can’t read can you
@@edianmujaj916 'top 3 LEFT winger in the world'
@@edianmujaj916he clearly left winger, so why did you list 4 right wingers?
better pray that Tom never leaves pitchside. Falls apart without him this was unwatchable
Spot on. Theo gets to spout his nonsense without any pushback at all from "afraid to disagree" Reev
Genuinely might be the worst episode yet
Have a day off you weird kid just don’t watch 😂
Don't bother filming without Tom again. He is a bellend with his Liverpool and Southgate takes but this episode is shambolic.
U lot stop crying dont watch it then i found it funny as tbh cured for u lot taking life too seriously
I normally ignore it when people say Theo L but fucking hell he was on form today
by on form im assuming you mean utterly stupid? he said chelsea should sign le normand when hes just signed for atleti
@@lacroie44Correct, advised Bournemouth should sign Ross Barkley when we’ve already got him
most of his shouts were decent except for le normand and raphinha lmao he really does live rent free in your heads
He thinks barca and Arsenal are the same level of club
@@adam-z9e2jyou’ve got your head too far up his arse if you think his shouts were good
Yeah mate, le Normand to chelsea, despite just signing for atletico 👏🏼👏🏼
Chelsea should sign Moussa Diaby as well 😉
So many bad takes in this video so I thought I’d correct the lads(mainly Theo):
-Barkley at Villa
-Lloyd Kelly is at Newcastle
-Bournemouth selling solanke is stupid
-Kvaratskelia isn’t a right back he’s a left winger
-Brentford have signed a striker and won’t be signing sorloth because Theo likes him on fifa
-Danny welbeck smashing it with his 5 goals last season
-Verbruggen signed for £16.3 million not £40 million
-Liverpool and Brighton haven’t played each other in pre season that was a league game
-Lukaku is going to Napoli
-Le Normand is going atletico Madrid
-Chelsea don’t need any more Centre backs
-Thiago silva went to Fluminese not Flamengo
-why would Raphina go to Fulham he’s better than that
-Jack Harrison has gone back to Everton
-Willian is one of Fulham’s best players and there is no sell on value
-Palinha has gone to Bayern
-Seiwald did have a great euros and is too good for Leicester
-Adrian is at real betis
-Pep said de Bruyne is staying
-Alvarez wants to leave for game time
-Newcastle can’t sell Karius as he is a free agent
-Newcastle have signed 2 new keepers in Ruddy and Vlachidimos
-Paul Dummett has already gone
-why would forest sell Chris wood for ings when wood is better
All love tho lads nothing deep I just did research and I don’t even have a footy podcast anyways pitchside on top
brilliant 😂
Swear he said gyokres for 35 mill aswell when sporting want his release clause which is 80😭
Also Sell West Hams only Decent striker and not replace him 😭
How have these clowns got a platform 😂
Serge Aurier also no longer plays for Forest
Theo Baker has a football podcast, just let that sink in
There is literally no ball knowledge here jeez man
Yeah its great
Hahaha fountain of knowledge Theo is not.
The ball knowledge is shocking without Tom
Made it 8 minutes and had to switch it off. Absolute brain rot. Fair play lads for making a living off of something you know nothing about. I respect the hustle.
I'm not even a Bournemouth fan and I'm in pain
I am a Bournemouth fan and I am very much in pain
You can understand how Garrett gets annoyed with Theos stupidity after watching this…
OMDS Tom please come back
Just a remind to all pitchside viewers, the James Lawrence Alcott channel exists.
He’s boring tho mate
I sincerely hope most people watch this channel just for the laughs because if you come here for football insight that’s worrying 🤣
Absolute shambles here lads
Brighton to buy a GK when they have Vergruggen is comical
Can’t buy Jack Harrison is he’s already on loan at Everton
Palhinha is gone to Bayern. Theo W
Genuinely might be the worst shout anyone has made on this channel, and that’s really saying something 😂
Didn’t verbruggen get dropped last season for Jason Steele bc of poor form
Le Normand😂😂 he’s going to Atletico and Chelsea already have about 6 centre backs. Theo♿️
no he isnt hes already at atleti lol
@@Chidi_jc I mean he isn’t but hope we’re on the same page
As a Sporting fan, the release clause for Gyokeres is 100M€ and there is no way the board will sell for less than 80M€. This man was number 1 in G/A in Europe in the previous season, even tough is the portuguese league, it will cost way more that 55M
Villa can’t afford Williams but they can afford Kvaratskelia? Fucking dope this Theo
Loan Evan Ferguson with an option to buy but say you can’t sign him makes 0 sense. If there’s an option to buy you don’t choose if you sell him or not 😭😭
How has proddy got the best knowledge in this video
He doesn’t even have knowledge about Chelsea 😂
Outrageous thinking we should sell Chris Wood when our only other striker spent most of the last 2 seasons injured 😭😭 (we do need to bring another striker in though)
P.s common Theo L
Idn what the narrative is that wood is shit I mean he is a little inconsistent but when he's on it he's amazing
Theo needs to go 😭 unbelievably bad knowledge
Half the Ipswich squad is loanees we had 2 loans last season 🤣🤣🤣🤣
technically not true as williams scarlett travis hutchinson sarmiento and moore were loans but i echo the sentiment of they are clueless. only mainstay loans we had were sarmiento and hutchinson
Theo is a great example of confusing his reading of football Twitter with having ball knowledge himself, he just verbalises key phrases and names at random
how do these pair have a football podcast 😂😂
Tom and Lewis together make theo bearable ,theo with no one to shut him down is a menace to society
After watching this video, Kyle Walker-Peters decided to sign a 5 year contract renewal
Another Theo Baker masterclass analysis 🔥
Theo. Recommends a striker for Toney replacement when Brentford already pre bought Igor Thiago from the Belgian league
Have a terrible headache and just trying to sit back and relax, I’ve listened to this for 12 minutes and Theo has gave me a migraine, every word that comes out of your mouth is absolutely mind numbing, ruined my Sunday
But Le Normand who is going to A Madrid here we go. Absolute clueless the pair of them.
Theo just dropped the stinkiest bit of ball knowledge known to man
If you don’t know who Gyokeres is whilst running a football podcast it’s probably time to give it a rest… 😮
Lads this was embarrassing 😳 Tom and Lewis holding this together 😂
Absolute breath of fresh air to have a producer that knows how to do his job and not constantly insert himself into the conversation, replace Bowden with Proddy full time man
Theo’s only heard of people who are 85+ rated on fifa
Villa should sell Matty Cash? 🤣🤣 Theo is fucking gormless
Na tbf cash has been really poor since emery has come in and we need a right back like konsa does where they sit back woulf like him to leave tbh
They are looking to selling matty so
The same Karius who has already left after his contract expired 😂😂
video idea lock Theo in a room and make him watch football until his ball knowledge improves
They do! They stream watch alongs once sometimes twice a week but it only seems to get worse 😂 mainly because Theo spends the game scrolling through the chat looking for the odd person that agrees with his horror take
Once again proving why this is an entertainment podcast and not a football podcast
Brentford not being Chelsea’s rival but haven’t beat them at the bridge since coming up is funny
Just an absolute calamity of a video
£80m for Toney, who's got a year left on his deal lol
I’m actually convinced Theo has never watched a football match in his life. Man gets his knowledge from buzzfeed
Does Theo not understand that keeping your best players is more important than money
Theo - Villa should sign Kvaradona then says to Reev they can’t afford Nico Williams this guy blows my mind let alone saying Chelsea should get more CB’s😂😂
Is it just me or were the camera angles switching every half a second this ep😂
Verbruggen is injured for like 6 months so a new GK for brighton isn't an awful shout
Tom needs a pay rise
Theos hair represents his braincells. 2
Why suggest transfers that are rumoured or almost complete?
My sell & buy
Arsenal: Zinchenko ➡️ Gyokeres
Aston Villa: Cash ➡️ Vanderson
Bournemouth: Neto ➡️ Alban Lafont
Brentford: Toney ➡️ Abakar Sylla
Brighton: Gross ➡️ Michael Kayode
Chelsea: Sterling ➡️ Pedro Goncalves
Crystal Palace: Eze ➡️ Amad Diallo
Everton: Branthwaite ➡️ Oliver Skipp & Ashley Phillips (loan)
Fulham: Jimenez & Vinicius ➡️ Hayden Hackney & Oumar Solet
Ipswich: Any players who won't play ➡️ Loan moves Morgan Rogers, James McAtee, Stefan Bajcetic, Andrey Santos
Leicester: Daka ➡️ Veliz (loan) &
Liverpool: Robertson ➡️ Fabiano Parisi
Man City: De Bruyne & Ederson ➡️ Olmo & Diogo Costa
Man United: Casemiro ➡️ Zubimendi
Newcastle: Wilson ➡️ Gibbs-White
Nottingham: Matt Turner ➡️ Joan Garcia
Southampton: Armstrong ➡️ Lamaine Camara
Tottenham: Solomon ➡️ Eze
West Ham: Antonio & Ings ➡️ Tammy Abraham
Wolves: Fabio Silva ➡️ Pavlovic
Mad to think you think Ollie Watkins is anywhere near the level of gyokeres
Don’t know when this was recorded but half the players they suggested to sell already left couple weeks ago
Tsimikas and kelly her are the most likely liverpool departures cus everyone at the club is happy right now apart from kelleher and we’ve been linked with left backs the last couple weeks, that on top of robertson and gomez being better lefts backs last season id understand him wanting to go or the club wanting him gone for a fee. Kelleher would be a great keeper for a mid table team or a team just in europe but most clubs are happy with their keepers right now so i think tsimikas is more likely to leave
This was Backside levels of brain rot
Fucking hell lads this was horrible
I think Lewis is taking over for Theo in 1-3 episodes
Mate, Theo is so lucky that Tom and Lewis weren’t in this. Would have ripped him to shreds with these takes
TOM PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE
God the ball knowledge between these two 🤣🤣🤣
ball knowledge on the floor, Palhinha is already a Bayern player
Branthwaite? He's literally the one player they shouldn't sell.
Adrian is in fact, NOT still at Liverpool and we need a DM before we need a CB
Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t be anything if Theo fucking Baker is on a football podcast.
Feel like this highlights how when Tom’s there it can hide reev’s lack of ball knowledge and when the video relies on reev as Theo spouts his normal rubbish, Reev actually doesn’t know much
Theo is like listening to my Grandad with Alzheimer’s talk about ball
Nice to see theo has his lynx africa top on
btw neither theo or reev did their research, karius and paul dummett had left the club way before the video is even made, paul dummett even did a leaving statement on his twitter and insta.
that arsenal kit is dreadful who tf would buy that
Lads this was a painful one, half of the player named have already joined different clubs
Of course that guy is a Chelsea fan. Explains a lot
It’s kinda embarrassing having Theo on a football channel he clearly knows nothing and doesn’t care to research properly or have any subsidence behind his arguments and just says he’s getting bullied. Geezer a clown
Theo proving his 0 ball knowledge within the first 10 mins os wild
Chris Wood who was our top scorer with 12 prem goals.
We need a winger btw lads (forest fan)we only have 2 wingers
As a forest fan selling Chris wood is mental he was class last season
How can you have a football show but not pay attention to football news
I find it hilarious how Theo and Reev’s combined ball knowledge is sooooo shit that they’ve managed to have an entire video come out shortly after this one, dedicated to how shit their ball knowledge is 🤣🤣
The lack of ball knowledge on this episode was honestly sickening.
Theo has the looks and brains of plank from Ed, Edd & Eddy
Nah don’t disrespect plank like that
genuinely can’t believe the lack of common knowledge here get tom back asap🤣🤣
This was unwatchable.... just stick to the top 6 you know nothing outside of that.
Theo bases his ball knowledge off ultimate team cards
They picked 2 players to sell at Newcastle that are no longer there as the contracts ended.
I normally back Reev and Theo but my word this was painful to watch 😂😂
this may have been the worst performance ever recorded by the lads but it was hilarious
Theo with a howler Normand went to Atletico Madrid already LMFAOOO
i can’t believe i’ve just heard danny welbeck could be sold for 15/20 million, there is no clue about football between the 3 of them
As a fulham fan I can get behind Theo’s shout, Raphinha would be a good replacement for willian 🇧🇷
I’d love to know the answer to tom’s question to theo a few weeks ago as to why he actually decided to start a football podcast, he is not only boring which isn’t great for a podcast, but also knows absolutely nothing about football
If Theo could only just be so humble to sometimes say: "You know what? Yeah, that was absolute waffle i just spouted. My bad." Instead of arguing his terrible points with even more horrendous arguments and turning red like a fuckin tomato.
Theo has still not recovered from Euros loss
The amount of players that have already left the clubs they have said is embarrassing the ball knowledge is getting beyond a joke now
this episode wouldve been golden with lewis
Palhinha has signed with Bayern for like two weeks 😂😂😂
Theo acting like arsenal are leagues above villa is actually ridiculous, very quickly seem to have forgotten the results from the past season
Palhinha has been at bayern for 2 weeks now😭😭
Needed Tom here to put lynx Africa back in his place
😂😂😂