Dennis Miller Wasn't Impressed By This Woke Hotel

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  • @robloxvids2233
    @robloxvids2233 2 роки тому +19

    Dennis is so recalcitrant he makes Dom DeLouise look like Kelly Leak and Mathew Lesko at a Level 42 concert on Betelgeuse.

    • @blank_stare_productions
      @blank_stare_productions Рік тому +1

      Stop him before he subreferences again 😂

    • @robloxvids2233
      @robloxvids2233 Рік тому

      @@blank_stare_productions This comment has me more confused than Rachel McAdams and Burt Bacharach at Burning Man.

    • @Sochi_Mochi
      @Sochi_Mochi Рік тому

      Level 42?! Great Band 👍🏻

    • @MatiasGeraldoThe2nd
      @MatiasGeraldoThe2nd Рік тому

      This comment was more confusing that Chris Christie at a 5k the day after a bridge opening.

  • @CaptRicoSakara
    @CaptRicoSakara Рік тому +8

    I grew up watching Dennis Miller Live on HBO. It’s good to see good old Dennis doing comedy again.

    • @monotech20.14
      @monotech20.14 11 місяців тому +1

      If you want to call this comedy.

  • @leedyp
    @leedyp 2 роки тому +16

    I want more Dennis miller standup !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @blank_stare_productions
    @blank_stare_productions Рік тому +8

    Dennis Miller is brilliant 😂

    • @monotech20.14
      @monotech20.14 11 місяців тому

      No.

    • @jimsinger2521
      @jimsinger2521 10 місяців тому

      I’m a Democratic and can honestly say Dennis Miller is a comedy genius. Top 5 all time.

  • @dmorles
    @dmorles Рік тому +3

    Goddamn DM is still funny as hell

  • @CringePanda
    @CringePanda 4 роки тому +25

    This just in: 34 people do not own dog houses.

  • @marywealth6475
    @marywealth6475 11 місяців тому +4

    A warmer climate leads to more evaporation in low latitudes and precipitation in high latitudes. This causes the surface waters in high latitudes to become fresher and lighter. In some locations (most particularly the Northwestern Atlantic), this can shut off the mixing of warmer water from below and cool the surface. Specifically, warming temperatures are disrupting the polar vortex and pushing cold air into non-traditional areas.

    • @monotech20.14
      @monotech20.14 11 місяців тому

      Rightwingers don't care about facts.

    • @JayBigoness
      @JayBigoness 4 місяці тому

      I bet you’re fun at parties

  • @ywoulduchoosetousethis
    @ywoulduchoosetousethis Рік тому

    U know when u r pouring sarcasm and the cap falls off the bottle. U r like aw shit foot in mouth.
    Dennis: Perfect

  • @alexmerel9924
    @alexmerel9924 2 роки тому +7

    Good for Dennis great man

  • @fanofeverything
    @fanofeverything Рік тому +4

    When people had to predict what Dennis Miller would be doing in 2023, 'dollar store Bill Engvall' must have been low on the list

  • @johnnyconsumer
    @johnnyconsumer 3 роки тому +4

    Dennis Miller is the poster child of “Okay Boomer.”

  • @niklocks5176
    @niklocks5176 Рік тому +4

    It's a matter of time before he degenerates into a flat-earther.

  • @LoriFoster
    @LoriFoster 3 роки тому +6

    They’ll answer the planet warming and cooling at the same time right after they answer the question what is the precise percentage of what a fair tax would be!

  • @u686st7
    @u686st7 2 роки тому +2

    "Given the choice between melting the polar ice caps and drying my face with the same towel that I just dried my butt with, surf's up babe!" (Dennis Miller)

  • @wwbuirkle
    @wwbuirkle Рік тому +1

    Where has dennis miller been?

  • @tickedoffnow
    @tickedoffnow Рік тому

    He cracks me up and he's hot too so it helps 😂😍

  • @Catch21Manila
    @Catch21Manila 2 роки тому +1

    Wow this aged so amazingly as of 2022 the libs are still salty in the comments section

  • @brett4264
    @brett4264 4 роки тому +26

    All the dislikes by people who know something is wrong with their "global warming" belief system, but they're just not ready to be called "suckers" quite yet.

    • @gorillaguerillaDK
      @gorillaguerillaDK 4 роки тому +11

      Dislikes by people who think grand pa yelling at the sky about the things he don’t understand is about as funny as Insane Clown Posse calling magnets a miracle, is insightful...
      If he, and you, bothered to really understand these issues, both of you would get to understand that Global Climate Change IS PART OF Global Warming - unless you too think magnets are miracles of course!

    • @g194g
      @g194g 4 роки тому +7

      You're right, I think I'm ready to be called a sucker now that you wrote this comment. Thanks for opening my eyes

    • @jacobmcandles1745
      @jacobmcandles1745 4 роки тому +6

      @Brett. The indoctrination is strong on this comment board. This should really make em mad.., TRUMP 2020 MAGA MOFOs

    • @ConSepTg
      @ConSepTg 4 роки тому +3

      @Stan Childs 🤣 Bozo caught the rona cause he doesn’t believe in science ☠️

    • @CringePanda
      @CringePanda 4 роки тому +1

      @@jacobmcandles1745 Yep.

  • @massapower
    @massapower 2 роки тому +1

    Global Warming. Ya ok !!😏👎
    You tell 'em Mr. MILLER 😁👍🏻

  • @paulmetesh7981
    @paulmetesh7981 3 роки тому +2

    HC is more transparent than a used bar of Neutrogena 😵

  • @stevensons78
    @stevensons78 3 роки тому +1

    Brilliant

  • @mikef2813
    @mikef2813 2 роки тому +2

    Al Gore’s overreacting makes Will Smith look like a Buddhist monk on diazepam.

  • @samirsamir
    @samirsamir 4 роки тому +6

    Nice my friend

    • @ConSepTg
      @ConSepTg 4 роки тому +3

      Please tell me what you thought was funny about this.

    • @hiTCAM00
      @hiTCAM00 3 роки тому

      @@ConSepTg that you’re offended

    • @ConSepTg
      @ConSepTg 3 роки тому +2

      @@hiTCAM00 I’m only offended by complete lack of comedy

    • @MMMmyshawarma
      @MMMmyshawarma 2 роки тому

      Did you sell him a bacon egg and cheese or something? nice my friend? Dennis is your friend?

  • @johnmorrishowelliii5889
    @johnmorrishowelliii5889 3 роки тому +3

    Astute Comedian

  • @CerealBox64
    @CerealBox64 3 роки тому +7

    George Carlin was doing bits on the planet changing decades before this, and turned it into a parable of just desserts for humanity, stuck on a course to their own demise. It remains a clever, hilarious, evisceration of mankind that points out earth's mismanagement without even moralising it.
    Over twenty years later and the best Dennis Miller has to offer on the subject is "it's just weather, right?"
    Such an odd routine. Miller seems a smart guy, surely he can fashion something better than this.

    • @ashleylala4293
      @ashleylala4293 3 роки тому +3

      Eh, humans aren’t as smart as they used to be. Look at all the spelling and grammatical errors everywhere, including professional “news” articles. People can barely form coherent sentences now. My spelling used to be flawless, I can hardly spell my own name now.

    • @jackprecip5389
      @jackprecip5389 2 роки тому

      Actually, Carlin made fun of environmentalists and liberals, and viewed them as moralistic self-absorbed frauds. He mocked the "save the planet" rhetoric, pointing out the Earth has been around for 4 billion years, survived solar flares, asteroid collisions, magnetic pole reversals, etc, etc, and the thought that man could somehow kill the planet with something like plastics was the epitome of arrogant self-importance, and that the Earth would simply want more plastics, and would still be around long after mankind had vanished. Miller's humor is hilarious, as it simplifies how moronic the fraud of climate change alarmism really is. Why you think a comedy bit has to be overwrought with details and specifics is beyond me, as all great comedy is in the delivery, the tone, and the presentation, which is why a great comedian gets laughs from a joke that almost nobody else does.
      Here's a clip of the great Carlin making fun of environmentalists- ua-cam.com/video/7W33HRc1A6c/v-deo.html&ab_channel=Dadniel

    • @manhalen7046
      @manhalen7046 Рік тому

      @@ashleylala4293 Exactly. Miller isnt doing this because the subject has gotten more intriguing, hes doing it because people have gotten more fucking stupid. Thats stupid to the 3rd fucking power, if you will.

    • @paulross9287
      @paulross9287 Рік тому +1

      He is a smart guy, not a sheep.

    • @randallkohn6089
      @randallkohn6089 Рік тому

      Global warming / climate change BS deserves any bashing it gets.

  • @ricksaunders8074
    @ricksaunders8074 Рік тому

    Bet you wish for Motel 6 again

  • @jogaleone7224
    @jogaleone7224 3 роки тому +2

    2:20 how many of those laughers hadnt the faintest idea what he was referencing? people r strange

    • @johnnyconsumer
      @johnnyconsumer 3 роки тому

      Yeah… I was like who? Googled Emmett Kelly and saw that he was a circus performing clown born in 1898. His costume had big clown shoes (hence the reference). I guarantee you not one single person in that audience knew the reference- unless there just so happened to be some clown historian there.
      Dennis Miller’s comedy is terrible. He always tries to use super obscure references and comparisons to make himself appear smart. When he was relevant in the mid to late 80s, he was relatively topical - being host of SNL weekend update and all. Unfortunately, Dennis is still using those references today as if it’s still 1989.

    • @mikef2813
      @mikef2813 2 роки тому

      Because you don’t know Emmett Kelly none of us do, right?

    • @mikef2813
      @mikef2813 2 роки тому

      @@johnnyconsumer you had to Google Emmett Kelly? Good grief.

    • @ChronoStrife
      @ChronoStrife 2 роки тому

      @@mikef2813 Emmett Kelly, who performed in the early to mid-1900s is such an 1989 reference.

    • @mikef2813
      @mikef2813 2 роки тому

      @@ChronoStrife I’m too young for Edith Piaf and Clark Gable, but I know who they are! Read something besides UA-cam comments once in awhile, Sparky.

  • @J.P.Lindsay
    @J.P.Lindsay 7 місяців тому +1

    👍😂🤣‼️

  • @plateoshrimp9685
    @plateoshrimp9685 Рік тому

    Is there a laugh track on this?

  • @markuschelios6891
    @markuschelios6891 2 роки тому +8

    Weather is not climate. Dennis knows this but he panders to the poorly educated these days.

    • @texastinman2189
      @texastinman2189 2 роки тому +1

      So, the solution to "climate change" is to give government billions of dollars, and total control over every aspect of our lives?
      Carbon is NOT the problem. You have been lied to by people who want to control you.

    • @markuschelios6891
      @markuschelios6891 2 роки тому +1

      @@texastinman2189 the people lying to you are shills for the petroleum industry. It’s no different than the people who told you that smoking was healthy while they were selling you cancer.

    • @texastinman2189
      @texastinman2189 2 роки тому

      @@markuschelios6891 Do you have a better energy source?
      A more dense energy source?
      See, the problem isn't that "climate change" exists. its that the "experts" have been keeping the population in fear for the last 50 years (or more).
      In the 70's, it was the new ice age.
      Then acid rain, then "peak oil" (there is more petroleum available now than ever before), then global warming, now its climate change.
      They use CO2 as their rallying cry, and will "prove" their facts but will not allow debate on their facts.
      Everything-EVERYTHING they do is to gain control, AND reduce the world population.

    • @markuschelios6891
      @markuschelios6891 2 роки тому +2

      @@texastinman2189 even a cursory review of the science data shows global temperatures skyrocketing in comparison to past fluctuations. There is no debate.

    • @paulross9287
      @paulross9287 Рік тому +3

      @@markuschelios6891 "There is no debate".
      Science is debate.

  • @daleandrews3552
    @daleandrews3552 6 місяців тому

    I've noticed by 1:40 that Miller has now decided to flavor his monologue with profanity. It does NOT make it any funnier. He should take a lesson from Seinfeld or Brian Regan.

  • @moxy187
    @moxy187 4 роки тому +4

    Woof.
    😳

  • @ElectrickSoundz
    @ElectrickSoundz Рік тому

    🎉😂❤🎉😂❤

  • @AFlyOnYourScreen
    @AFlyOnYourScreen 4 роки тому +24

    I know that sometimes people's minds and souls simply rot away, and there is no deeper explanation to be had. But there was once a noble, talented comedian and satirist named Dennis Miller whose material enlightened my youth, and unfortunately that legacy lays buried under a mound of rotting, right-wing filth that still walks around looking like him and using his name.

    • @ConSepTg
      @ConSepTg 4 роки тому +4

      Damn, whoever used to write for him couldn’t have said it better themselves.

    • @ConSepTg
      @ConSepTg 4 роки тому

      Except you forgot to say “cha-cha” at the end

    • @scottday1988
      @scottday1988 4 роки тому +3

      Sounds like yours rotted away

    • @ConSepTg
      @ConSepTg 4 роки тому +3

      @Scott Day Even if you agree with his horrible takes you can’t possibly believe that was funny or even clever or witty. Trash, refuse, basura, garbage

    • @Gideon0297
      @Gideon0297 4 роки тому +7

      Oh my gosh just relax... stop whining and watch something else...

  • @gagefraw3182
    @gagefraw3182 3 роки тому +5

    This is about as funny as any stand-up by Bill Maher.

    • @alexmerel9924
      @alexmerel9924 2 роки тому +5

      Better than maher and more honest

    • @mikef2813
      @mikef2813 2 роки тому

      Which is funnier than saying, “Jokes can’t be funny, anymore!”

  • @mexiwolf009
    @mexiwolf009 3 роки тому

    Razorfist

  • @valgag0
    @valgag0 4 роки тому +15

    Is this funny?

    • @ConSepTg
      @ConSepTg 4 роки тому +9

      no it’s just dumb

    • @HonestUAWElectrician
      @HonestUAWElectrician 3 роки тому +1

      If you have to ask, I assume you're exactly the type he's talking about.

  • @douglasstreet7304
    @douglasstreet7304 3 роки тому

    The bamboo floors are interesting.....................................................and SHITTY.

  • @elolife1375
    @elolife1375 4 роки тому +7

    But... you could always read a peer reviewed article...

  • @ConSepTg
    @ConSepTg 4 роки тому +7

    That was about as funny as the Lindbergh baby in lindenburg doing the lindy hop cha cha

    • @Gideon0297
      @Gideon0297 4 роки тому +1

      Dennis is very funny...

    • @baconlikeweight1214
      @baconlikeweight1214 3 роки тому +1

      @@Gideon0297 prove it.

    • @Gideon0297
      @Gideon0297 3 роки тому

      @@baconlikeweight1214 OK...

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 3 роки тому

      I am gonna guess you`re a democrat lol

    • @ConSepTg
      @ConSepTg 3 роки тому

      @@kejiri3593 Your assumption is wildly off-base. Clearly you don't use your brain for very much anyway. A downward spiral of ignorance

  • @gorillaguerillaDK
    @gorillaguerillaDK 4 роки тому +10

    So, Dennis Miller don’t understand science - okay!
    Maybe he should go on tour with the ICP and sing along "magnets, how do they work"...
    If at least he was funny, then he could save his act and just be the funny stupid guy - but not even that can he manage.....

  • @carolradabac5891
    @carolradabac5891 2 роки тому

    Who’s Dennis Miller?

  • @sheilamacdougal4874
    @sheilamacdougal4874 8 місяців тому

    I have no problem with the political messages, and I can appreciate the intelligence, but frankly I don't crack a smile. Just not my kind of comedy.

    • @simplenough
      @simplenough 6 місяців тому

      It’s clapter for conservatives

    • @sheilamacdougal4874
      @sheilamacdougal4874 6 місяців тому

      @@simplenough Well put. It's as unfunny as clapter for lefties, or clapter for anybody.

    • @simplenough
      @simplenough 6 місяців тому

      @@sheilamacdougal4874 watch his Black & White special. He actually had a funny spirit in that one.

  • @RobbyRaccoon
    @RobbyRaccoon 4 роки тому +12

    Is it possible to be so irrelevant that you're 'unrelevant'? Dennis Miller is unrelevant.

    • @gorillaguerillaDK
      @gorillaguerillaDK 4 роки тому +1

      Dennis Miller is simply just not even irrelevant!
      If only he managed to be slightly funny, it could maybe save his act - then he could do a funny dumb old grandpa routine - but no!
      He thinks something is funny, just because he doesn’t understand it - I can’t help thinking if he’s a secret member of the Insane Clown Posse "magnets, how do they work - it’s a miracle"

    • @alphaomega7433
      @alphaomega7433 4 роки тому +5

      BobbyBaboon If he’s unrelevant, what does that make you?

    • @RobbyRaccoon
      @RobbyRaccoon 4 роки тому

      @@alphaomega7433 In my field? Relevant. And that's not something that can be accurately said about Miller.

    • @alphaomega7433
      @alphaomega7433 4 роки тому +4

      @@RobbyRaccoon I Forgive You🙏🏽

    • @RobbyRaccoon
      @RobbyRaccoon 4 роки тому

      @@alphaomega7433 Only the coolest people like their own comments.

  • @magicalwizard99
    @magicalwizard99 3 роки тому +1

    No better way to beat the summer heat than to have your head in the sand.

  • @shakey2634
    @shakey2634 4 роки тому +12

    Miller stopped being funny when he went to the dark side.

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 3 роки тому +13

      So basically he isnt funny because he isnt some democrat sock puppet lol

    • @shakey2634
      @shakey2634 3 роки тому

      @@kejiri3593
      No. He isn’t funny because he became a whiny, paranoid, “they are all out to get us “ sad man. Just like every other rethuglican I know.

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 3 роки тому +3

      @@shakey2634 what does that have to do with comedy

    • @shakey2634
      @shakey2634 3 роки тому +1

      @@kejiri3593
      You make my point for me. He isn’t funny anymore.

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 3 роки тому

      @@shakey2634 But it seems more humor = same political view points or way its formed. So i dont think you made the point of why he is unfunny outside that? Is it his personality that is the reason for it?

  • @enfomy
    @enfomy 4 роки тому +7

    Is this hillbilly comedy?

    • @ConSepTg
      @ConSepTg 4 роки тому

      High class hillbilly comedy. It’s like the opposite of “true equals funny”

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 3 роки тому +1

      Authoritarian socialism is a comedy itself, because they suck and dont believe in freedom of expression

    • @MMMmyshawarma
      @MMMmyshawarma 2 роки тому

      @@kejiri3593 But that last president wanted supreme authority?

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 2 роки тому

      @@MMMmyshawarma Who? Biden? Well he works for CCP of China which is even less Democratic than Russia. We are led by idiots sometimes i think