Connor has: - Mind Palace - Ability to find out what substance he tastes - John Wick abilities - Parkour skills - Amazing Soundtrack - Sleek-Looking suit What he doesn't have: - Time
"I can solve this case! I just need time!" "You literally failed every single one of your missions Conner." "...I just...Need more time..." "You're getting deactivated Conner."
Lmao when he failed explaining what happened to Hank he looked like he was shooting in the dark trying to guess tf happened without even seeing the evidence lol
Roberta Nimrod It's like that guy we all know or have a friend like him, that always tries to be the smart-ass but knows a shit of what he's talking about xD
AMY HOARD well if you save the girl by sacrificing yourself in the first mission that would count and it would be a mission success rather than a failure. But I think that’s the only time that happens.
The game should add Connor's conversation if he guesses too much, like = Connor : ....without a weapon Hank : no that cant be right Connor : ....maybe, with a knife Hank : maybe what the hell ? Connor :....sorry Hank, actually with the bat Hank : err....okay then...? Connor : the victim stabbed the android... Hank : are you kidding me ? How many guesses until you satisfy to pissed me off 😨👿👿 🤣🤣
I actually think Failure that doesn't result in Conner's death actually does better for conner himself as it increases his instability which is required to become Deviant later in the story
But remember, Daniel was Connor's *first* deviant case so either way Connor's AI experienced something unprecedented that involves another android. Either way, Connor begins to feel things he "shouldn't". On top of that, the purpose of accomplishing your missions as you go along is so that when you choose to go deviant or not later, it has more impact.
Mag Movies I disagree; it doesn't make sense from a narrative perspective. Having your protagonist constantly face struggle and then succeed at the end makes the journey of the story far more valuable than to have him get everything right only to throw it away and become a deviant for no reason.
I love seeing what happens when you fail everything in david cage games. because you are not supposed to fail and no one ever bothers to do this, so the devs make it as cringy as possible for us that want to see it.
Connor: i can be watever you want me to be. Your partner Your drinking buddy or just a machine designed to accomplish its task JUST GIMME MOREEEEEEEEE TIMEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hank: Welcome to da club *shoots connor*
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The hostage mission makes me wonder why there doesn't seem to be any form of fall protection on the streets below the would-be impact point. You'd think with advancements in technology to where they can make almost perfectly human-like androids, they'd have developed some hyper-advanced giant air cushion.
Connor has:
- Mind Palace
- Ability to find out what substance he tastes
- John Wick abilities
- Parkour skills
- Amazing Soundtrack
- Sleek-Looking suit
What he doesn't have:
- Time
Def 😂
Bad for him... time is the most important xD
He also do some coin skills
He has John Wick skills so I call him Con Wick
Damn
"I always accomplish my mission"
*Dies*
wElCoMe To ThE cLuB.
Cyborg X-4 claims to be an android, dies anyway
XD
I actually appreciate this video because these failures aren't just deaths
I was about to write the same thing
“We’ve assigned a state of the art android to help you with the case.”
"I always accomplish my mission."
Confirmative
I just love the idea that *points to Connor messing up at every turn* THAT thing is "state of the art"
"I can solve this case! I just need time!"
"You literally failed every single one of your missions Conner."
"...I just...Need more time..."
"You're getting deactivated Conner."
FullTimeGamer 24/7 One might feel tempted to correct your spelling of Connor, but at that point in the story you're not even wrong.
Can we just get a compilation on how many times humans say ''Fucking androids'' throughout the game?
Yes, we need that
SilverGeFer yeah humans in video games and movies are so weird than people in reality
SilverGeFer humans really hated samsung
Take a shot.
i also want a compilation of connor saying he's the android sent by cyberlife and every time he adjusts his tie
We'll get 'em next time
AFGuidesHD damn you took my comment
NO MINE!
AFGuidesHD the Mission has failed! Don't worry, we'll get em next time!
AFGuidesHD pun intended
AFGuidesHD all we had to do was following the damn train!
He stabbed the victim...With the bat.
Hank : damn this android's logic is already broken, how the fuck bat used to stab anyway, geez~ 😨😨
Android stabbed the victim with the bat and the victim hit the android with the knife 28 times
How did the victim hit the Android with the knife?! Did he use the sides?!
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've just hit my batshit quota for the knifht
1:37 I love how even though he failed his mission, he still fabulously walked away as if he'd succeeded.
You must always look like a badass no matter what you do 😎
"That shouldn't have happened. I'm not programmed to fail."
"Oh, well you fucked up, Connor."
That part made me laugh so hard for some reason 💀💀
Even I’m in the club
Um likes...
Connor: I wasn't programmed to fuck up.
You sound like a bully to me
Welcome to the club
Connor: I wasn't programmed to fail!
Hank: Your story makes no sense. You gotta stick to the facts.
1 time connor successfully finishes a mission, detroit blows up
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@@unintrov3184 he speaks in turkish and he says its rigth
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@@unintrov3184 not funny
Lmao when he failed explaining what happened to Hank he looked like he was shooting in the dark trying to guess tf happened without even seeing the evidence lol
Edgar Ruiz it's like me on an exam I haven't prepared for
Roberta Nimrod
It's like that guy we all know or have a friend like him, that always tries to be the smart-ass but knows a shit of what he's talking about xD
3:08
That photo
IVE REACHED MY BULLSHIT QUOTA FOR THE EVENING
Still
Good boy, Connor. You're doing amazing sweetie.
Invaldalia All that matters is that he tries.
Pancho Halo Even tho he didnt actually tried xD
He only need more Time !
Connor:THANKS MA!
Participation award
9:06
When you think you aced the test but the results come in.
S h i t
CONNOR, YOU ARE MACHINE!
*- NO, I'M....WAIT!*
mission failed....
Marat Orlov He is just a fucking machine.
*I NEED MORE TIME*
*i always accomplish my mission*
*MISSION ACCOMPLISHED*
(I never accomplish my mission)
Or this
I “always” accomplish my mission
R2 productions .
R2 productions lol
"For a second there, I thought you were gonna make yourself useful." ROTFL
bonus points if you manage to buy all the Sexbots in the club 10Times over
"This isn't going to look good on my expense report"
"For a second there" No he need more time than that
I always accomplish my mission.
*Fails.*
I just need more time!
*Trips down a flight of stairs*
*DIES*
(Hank: fOoKiNg AnDwOiDs)
lmao
Queenie Manga
That is so fucking funny and its so true
When does he trip??
Queenie Manga YOU FOOKING WOT MATE
Did you mean andowoid
Connor:"I need more time"
Still fails
Pathetic attempt connor
He may have the latest tech and stuff but he never has time on his side
@@stormcrow6473 lol 😆😆😆😆
GIVE ME SOME GOD DAMN *TIME*
God Dang I thought there was going to be a trophy called “FAILURE”
There should have been but, there is a trophy to kill Conor 10 times, which basically means you fail at every mission.
AMY HOARD well if you save the girl by sacrificing yourself in the first mission that would count and it would be a mission success rather than a failure. But I think that’s the only time that happens.
AMY HOARD It's actually 8 times, though he can die twice more if you fully complete the story.
What if the trophy is called *god dammit Connor !!*
fission mailed
Door Giveaway metal gear solid reference
:D i guess its mailed now :P
*Comment failed*
Rebel [GD] lmao 😂
... we'll get them next time
"i AlWaYs AcCoMpLiSh mY MiSiOn"
"I wasn't programmed to fail"
*Fails every mission
Welcome to the club
lul 😂
All you had to do was to follow the damn deviant CJ! (Connor Johnson)
Logic.
Literally me in anything
Amanda: YOU HAD ONE JOB CONNOR!
Lilacsbloom awwwh clem is your profile picture! :3
@@KawaiiPanda-rw4fz IKR AWWW 11 YEAR OLD CLEM IS BADASS
AMANDA \/
Amanda: \/
Hostile
@@MaggotMitch clem is always badass
The start of this video was just so hilarious also the fails at Carlos' house made me laugh so hard
Sierra Morena Hahahaha Same
The game should add Connor's conversation if he guesses too much, like =
Connor : ....without a weapon
Hank : no that cant be right
Connor : ....maybe, with a knife
Hank : maybe what the hell ?
Connor :....sorry Hank, actually with the bat
Hank : err....okay then...?
Connor : the victim stabbed the android...
Hank : are you kidding me ? How many guesses until you satisfy to pissed me off 😨👿👿
🤣🤣
1:17 props to the devs for having the balls to include that scene
I am a PERSON
There’s a later scene where you can let a little girl get beat to death by her dad. And then you die. Lol
I am a PERSON yeah.... poor girl... god damn it, Connor!
Shame we didn't get to see her go splat. /s
James Shaw we already knows what she looks like when she goes splat!
Do we?
-MISSION FAILED-
Audrix we’ll get em the next time
How can you block the words?
Connor is best android
ItsChulo Conner is savage
Team kara bitch
I think ur phone autocorrected Kara
What
Teru 420 L
I laughing and crying at the same time
The ending HAHAH
"... Shit"
Connor got a dope ass hairstyle🔥
Matthew Riddels he spent all his time doing it that's why he needs more time
Jay is that you?
Forreal
Yes, yes I do
You mean bryan dechart?
1:37 when you try to look cool when you just failed a mission
Like, "Yeah nigga i failed"
Bush Boi on
me walking out of a test KNOWING I didn’t study and guessed all the answers
Seems badaas but he failed lmao
Its an android, it doesn't have emotions
so sad seeing Connor in that light
poor Connor
Remember the thing "every second is gold".... well connor needs more gold
6:24 Most realistic human expression and movement I've seen in the game.
I like how the one time Connor accomplishes a mission in this video, a nuke goes off
*It shouldn't have happen, I wasn't programed to fail*
It crushed me...
I jUsT nEeD MoRe TiMe
M1$$10Π
F@!/3D
I need time. I need time. I need time. I need time. I need time. I need time. I need time. And I need time bla bla bla bla bla!
North Anderson ;-;
is that North?
Andy Claravall Ha ha good.
Me when I haven't studied for a test
Andy Claravall you're just crazy
9:26 Shit..
MrPez i failed
MrPez nope I ain't falling for that.
SLIMMERGNAT 813 no he actually does say shit
I wish the HUD corrected to "Mission Failed". That would be even funnier lol.
9:05 Finally mission is succesful but dies anyway😂😂
"nuclear explosion"
Connor:"I just need more time"
Having Connor fail the first mission actually feels more right for the games story
mc 2 why?
Ozzi PL
It makes the game have a more realistic and dark tone to it and shows that androids aren’t as “perfect” as characters in the game keep saying.
I actually think Failure that doesn't result in Conner's death actually does better for conner himself as it increases his instability which is required to become Deviant later in the story
But remember, Daniel was Connor's *first* deviant case so either way Connor's AI experienced something unprecedented that involves another android. Either way, Connor begins to feel things he "shouldn't".
On top of that, the purpose of accomplishing your missions as you go along is so that when you choose to go deviant or not later, it has more impact.
Mag Movies I disagree; it doesn't make sense from a narrative perspective. Having your protagonist constantly face struggle and then succeed at the end makes the journey of the story far more valuable than to have him get everything right only to throw it away and become a deviant for no reason.
JUST LET HIM TIME XD
Connor Show sup Connor or other Connor IDK just HI!!! How you doing? How is hank? And I'll give you time....
@@pastoranoemigonzalez2714 I don't see any connors 👀👀
9:02 When Connor thinks he accomplished his mission
MISSION *SUCCESSFUL*
*dirty bomb explodes*
Connor: Shit...
MISSION *FAILED*
100% detective skillz
dont worry I always accomplish my mission (*DEAD*)
“I wasn’t programmed to fail...”
*fails the 50th mission in a row*
When you try your best but you don’t succeed
"Shit!"
-Connor.
The music at the start makes me laugh so hard.
I was expecting to see:
"You can't kill me. I'm not alive."
*Gets killed*
*connor there are people dying*
4:16 so androids can say SHIT
he needed more time to learn saying Shit
Hi, my name is Connor, I'm the disgrace sent by Cyberlife.
My name is Connor, I'm the Android sent by CyberLife, and I *always* accomplish my mission.
ツTwenity
And I need more time!
8:59 Hey! You got one...
9:17 Oh... Nevermind.
I love seeing what happens when you fail everything in david cage games. because you are not supposed to fail and no one ever bothers to do this, so the devs make it as cringy as possible for us that want to see it.
"With a bat"
*a second later*
"The victim stabbed the android"
This makes me so unconfortable.
Edit: Wow did I just get over 100 likes?! How tho?
Same it make me os ucornfrotable
Yeaah it does
By being uncomfortable apparently!
Yeah... I don't know why but I feel very uncomfortable...
2:46 Connor proceeds to belive someone was stabbed with a bat.
Game: Mission failed
Connor: *walks confidently*
You go Connor! You're doing great sweety!
“Hello, my name is Connor, I’m the android designed to fail successfully”
Time.... Time.... the funny thing is, the blend of the music.
Oml I got chills when Connor failed the first mission and the girl fell
Off the building... I would hate to be her, I feel really sorry for her.
‘I just need more time’
Connor: I need more time!
*30 Years Later*
Connor: I need more time to get the evidence!
"I wasn't programmed to fail"
Well, that's what you're *programmed to say*
wait if connor fails to find the location of jericho in the chapter 'last chance connor' he dies? thought he just can't become a deviant
Kati you are deactivated
Billy Massey, III yes i know but i thought if you don't find Jericho you just stay a Maschine but connors story is over if he can't find it.
If you don't find Jericho you blew your last chance
And he and the entire Connor series is decommissioned
8:36 cinnor:"don't worry I always accomplish my mission"
me: that's not what the video says
Meanwhile a random police: *Fracking Android*
Connor: i can be watever you want me to be.
Your partner
Your drinking buddy
or just a machine designed to accomplish its task
JUST GIMME MOREEEEEEEEE TIMEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hank: Welcome to da club *shoots connor*
Was conner also programmed to say "i need more time"?
Detroit: **Gets Nuked**
Connor: I see this as an absolute win!
Somebody make a shirt with connors handsome face saying “I always accomplish my mission” PLEASE
sure but ALL I NEED IS TIME
*"Okay, I've just hit my bullshit quota for the evening."*
Hank has the _best_ lines, okay?
Oh clumsy Connor
4:15 HE SAID SHIT! Jesus, I thought he is pure bean, but oh well ... I guess no one is pure in this world.
о DяэШохЧ о he took cursing lessons with Hank lol
Hey want to make a compilation of him saying mission? (I commented in another video)
SilverbackSamurai compilation?
Connor's train of thought:
"The suspect used a bat"
"The victim was stabbed"
😂
"Mission Failed"
(Proceeds to walk away with a badass face)
The music in the beginning killed me 😂
Description :
The video was made in an attempt to inflict mental damage of grossly prevailing Connor Army, but contrary to the expectation, the subjects responded with a rabid nympholepsy about Connor explaining himself desperately.
Consequentially, there's no other way but explaining the fandom as a bunch of sadists whom obtain satisfaction by watching their idol constantly fails his own missiGOD DAMN IT JUST RELEASE A SEQUEL OF HANK X CONNOR ALREADY, QUANTIC DREAM
connor: constantly asking for time
also connor: 7:59
The Connor deactivation ending lacks some Windows shutdown sound.
"fuckin androids"- every time an android gets killed 😂😂😂
2:28 what a confident face
When you just don’t care anymore
0:32 The SWAT guy is like” What is he talking about?”
Dutch needs MONEY
Connor needs TIME
rdr?
I just need more time!
To fail my mission
Needs a bit more than time
1:40
*MISSION FAILED*
Connor: Walks out like he bossed it.
you've upset him
Teacher: alright time is up now give me the tests
Me: wait I can solve this! I just need more time!
-mission failed well get em next time-
Next level detective skills
hmm..
i need some time
I really like the Carlos Ortiz investigation thing lmaooo
*_TIME_*
beans are kewl lol
Connor walking off after completely fucking up the Daniel hostage negotiation is prime comedy lol
The hostage mission makes me wonder why there doesn't seem to be any form of fall protection on the streets below the would-be impact point. You'd think with advancements in technology to where they can make almost perfectly human-like androids, they'd have developed some hyper-advanced giant air cushion.