"I will never play this game unless enough people ask me to review it" *Two weeks later: Johnny vs Huniepop* "So a bunch of people asked me to review Huniepop"
While Johnny contemplates the meaning of life, I'm just having the time of my life, laughing my ass off to the shenanigans and dialogue choices in this game, and Johnny's reaction to them. This LP just may be one of their best yet.
I'll go get the black robes and candles, someone else draw a symbol on the floor with their own blood, and someone else grab a script for our chanting. We will ask the dark lord tonight to get John to review this game. ...or we could vote, but where's the fun in that?
"The jig is up, you can't be a bitch to this one and then be a sweetheart to the other one, they're gonna know you're playing them like FUCKING FIDDLES!" Master Johnny got REALLY emotional there, I like it.
This is only the tip of the iceberg. As Johnny goes further down the rabbit hole with Elliot & this game, his emotional levels will get pushed to new heights. Will Johnny survive? Or will he be like Matt and say, "Fuck this shit, I'm out!" Stay tuned next time for future episodes of HUNIEPOP!😂😂😂
John won't survive. He can be just fine playing Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth but not Huniepop. He hasn't been desensitised enough. Elliot, you know what to do.
Hey Elliot, tip for you, the higher the girl's hunger meter is, the more moves you have at the start of the date. So fill the hunger meter up all the way and you have a lot of moves. Very helpful :D
You're telling me that you need to act like a different person for every single different girl in this game to 'make them feel closer to you'? THIS *IS* SOCIAL LINKING! Also, it's a shame that more SGB videoes don't use facecam. For games like this, the reaction is really what we're watching for.
No, it's better that they don't use facecam. To quote Chugaaconroy, "Let's Plays should be about the game, and if you use facecam, you've stopped making the videos about the game and more about yourself".
I agree with you for some of the videos. It would be great for the Fnaf 2 lets play. Not to see there reactions to jumpscares but just to see matts "What the fuck is this shit" face.
Officially my favorite LP from you guys. Can't wait for Johnny to react to a certain hidden character. Also, he named his left testicle James Westfall and the right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
I had my doubts going in..... ............but this playthrough is going STRONG. I never thought a let's play of an anime dating sim would make me laugh this much. THANK YOU, JOHNNY!!!
I just can't take Johnny's reactions, this is one of the most hilarious let's play in SGB, I can't stop laughing really hard to all of this! I can imagine Elliot and Sabrina playing this and making John lose even more hair thanks to the shenanigans. Just awesome, we love you Johnny!
Nikki reminds me of all the girls I've had deep relationships with. I don't know why, but I always seem to attract the very quiet and introverted girls. I'm not complaining about that because I'm introverted myself, but it's weird when you see the same archetype show up in a game like this.
......I'm not sure what I enjoy more. This LP of Johnny's disbelieving reactions and Elliott teasing him for it, or Lucahjin's LP of going between riffing the game and taking it completely seriously. XD
This commentary throughout is gonna be gold. Pure gold. Johnny is cracking me up. And Elliot, jeez he's killing my sides. XD *Hoping for a review of this even if it's a joking review*
Ok keep a open mind. I've been watching sgb for years and I can say this is probably one of the funniest LPs they've done (around top 10) go on Elliot don't let your dreams be dreams
Well Johnny I hereby join the, possibly, countless number of people who'd like to see you review this game. If the review really does happen, and I hope it does, I'm let's playing this game on my channel, this game and Huniecam studios. So come on join me and back me up loyal SGB fans so we can make this happen, the let's plays on my channel might happen regardless if there's enough requests over at my channel.
EVERYBODY! Johnny said that he would play this game if he got enough requests or whatever to review it, so I just want to ask... do we want to see a review for this game? I would say yes, just because of the what the fuck factor in having John play this.
When john mentioned snorting sugar, I remembered this one friend who snorted that Willy Wonka fundip and sneezed and his snot was like, periwinkle blue.
I'll admit I've played this game before, the characters are fun and funny, and the puzzles are surprisingly fun, but the surface as "anime-porn game" kinda off putting if you don't have the *ahem* right mindset, again almost all of the characters are great(except for audrey), well written, characters, not oscar worthy, but still fun to listen to, god I'm going to regret posting this comment
I think my favourite girls in the game are Nikki and Beli, by far. Once you pop, the fun don't stop, Johnny. I look forward to your eventual review. : D
Fucking- I should not be eating and drinking (or attempting to at least) while watching this. I just wanna take a sip and then someone makes me fucking laugh
1:55 SGB on Drugs "LSD is bad, M'Kay" 6:07 Elliot, Seriously 6:40 "The only way you would get me to play this game is if enough people tell me to review it." -Juan "Johnny" Ortiz, 2016, Famous last words, Johnny you just dug your own grave 10:30 Don't give the creator any more ideas, then again he's probably watching this now....crap 11:15 THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 12:10 in the background, you can hear water dripping down onto a puddle in a long hallway that echos 12:40 Elliot, pray for yourself, everyone else #PrayforJohnny 12:50 SGB on Drugs, Round 2 13:50 Everybody watching this let's play whose already single is probably going to have a harder time getting a girlfriend, also I was going to ask the legitimate question of Why would Elliot be playing a dating simulator if he already has a girlfriend? but now we know that Sabrina plays this game too, ELLIOT PLAYED ME LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 15:10 ELLIOT, SERIOUSLY 16:02 John I thought we already found the meaning of life, it's the number 42 and Sonic Labyrinth with Hellfire Comms 16:12 ELLIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These are like two sides of the same coin, where Lucah spent most of her playthrough positively reveling in all the game's cheese and sleaze, while this playthrough is "laugh at how much Johnny is cringing." One can only wonder how long until he either cracks or becomes desensitized.
"I will never play this game unless enough people ask me to review it"
*Two weeks later: Johnny vs Huniepop*
"So a bunch of people asked me to review Huniepop"
"asked"
XD
More like someone is holding Johnny's Raichu hostage somewhere, and he's got no choice but to review this game. Lol
While Johnny contemplates the meaning of life, I'm just having the time of my life, laughing my ass off to the shenanigans and dialogue choices in this game, and Johnny's reaction to them. This LP just may be one of their best yet.
This is close to shadow of destiny funny to me if not better.
+Dylan McKaig But unlike Shadow of Destiny, this is a good game.(well, to me at least)
onesonicguy I haven't played either but this game at least functions well. I think.
+Dylan McKaig That, and it's actually coherent with what it's trying to do, and the characters aren't dumb as rocks.
This can probably Elliot's torture technique whenever he wants something from Johnny. 😂
You asked for it, Johnny. Now you have to review it.
There is no escape Johnny......you will review it....
You will.......
YOU WILL...
Hive mind commence.
DO IT! FOR THE CHANNEL!
I'll go get the black robes and candles, someone else draw a symbol on the floor with their own blood, and someone else grab a script for our chanting. We will ask the dark lord tonight to get John to review this game.
...or we could vote, but where's the fun in that?
Pretty sure someone is already working on all of that. XD
You heard him folks...you know what you need to demand Johnny to review next lol
Besides dark souls
Somebody needs to donate to him, then he can't say no.
Muuuhhhhhhaaaahhhhaaahhhhaaaaaahhhhaaaa!!!!!!!
..he kinda brought this on himself.
You mean...after the star fox marathon...right?
I just was going to say that lol
You can hear John sweating
*sweating intensifies*
I can hear his brain scream in agony as he is forced to watch this game.
*heavy breathing*
Elliot: (Eh, I've seen worse)
Johnny:(*agonized screaming*)
Matt:( *Elevator Music*)
You can just feel the despair oozing off of Johnny!
The zetsubou is overwhelming! lol
"The jig is up, you can't be a bitch to this one and then be a sweetheart to the other one, they're gonna know you're playing them like FUCKING FIDDLES!"
Master Johnny got REALLY emotional there, I like it.
This is only the tip of the iceberg. As Johnny goes further down the rabbit hole with Elliot & this game, his emotional levels will get pushed to new heights. Will Johnny survive? Or will he be like Matt and say, "Fuck this shit, I'm out!" Stay tuned next time for future episodes of HUNIEPOP!😂😂😂
Now I'm remembering Sans doing the "Fuck This Shit, I'm Out" dance, with Johnny in his place... XD
Johnny is going to lose it lmao
especially come the conquer ending im looking forward to that part to see his reaction
John won't survive. He can be just fine playing Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth but not Huniepop. He hasn't been desensitised enough. Elliot, you know what to do.
Hey Elliot, tip for you, the higher the girl's hunger meter is, the more moves you have at the start of the date. So fill the hunger meter up all the way and you have a lot of moves. Very helpful :D
Also (for Elliot), getting a girl highly drunk gives you bonus sentiment on the start so you can use gifts early.
Ooooooooh! That's something to remember! I didn't know that! Thank you!
I actually took advantage of the booze tip whenever I could when I recorded.
"You also get to date Tiffany's mom"
(Johnny slowly turns and glares at Elliot)
Be careful what you suggest, Johnny-O. Here comes the HunieTrain.
😂
Yup and I can't wait.
yep.
all in favor say AYE!!!
darknessshadow999 No. (Joking Aye mate count me in).
Why do I get the feeling that Johnny is going to say "What the fuck?!" to the sex scenes in this game?
Is it nasty or just weird?
ThePreciseClimber That depends on how you see it.
They're boring actually. Doesn't change the fact that there are naked baps.
Wait. There are sex scenes? Oh god. Heavy Rain flashbacks.
Depending on who you sleep with...sometimes more weird than nasty.
You're telling me that you need to act like a different person for every single different girl in this game to 'make them feel closer to you'? THIS *IS* SOCIAL LINKING!
Also, it's a shame that more SGB videoes don't use facecam. For games like this, the reaction is really what we're watching for.
This is anime don't forget that :p
SOCIAL LINK GOO!!! Sorry I had to.
I honestly like the lack of facecam for some reason. Lol.
No, it's better that they don't use facecam. To quote Chugaaconroy, "Let's Plays should be about the game, and if you use facecam, you've stopped making the videos about the game and more about yourself".
I agree with you for some of the videos. It would be great for the Fnaf 2 lets play. Not to see there reactions to jumpscares but just to see matts "What the fuck is this shit" face.
Johnny's bewilderment just cracks me up. I can just imagine Johnny with a mug of coffee in one hand and his face in the other.
Officially my favorite LP from you guys. Can't wait for Johnny to react to a certain hidden character.
Also, he named his left testicle James Westfall and the right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
Y'know, there are many things in life that we should know. Mathematics, basic grammar, the names of someone's testicles. Life sure is weird.
Elliot: "John, pray for me."
John: "No.."
XD
I don't think I have ever laughed so hard so consistently in my life. How does Johnny come up with such genius commentary?
I had my doubts going in.....
............but this playthrough is going STRONG. I never thought a let's play of an anime dating sim would make me laugh this much. THANK YOU, JOHNNY!!!
I feel like sooner or later Johnny's just gonna be like "fuck it" and this'll be a solo LP with Elliot lol
I hope not. Johnny's reactions have been the best part of this LP thus far.
My body is ready...for more Hunnie
We all know Johnny is secretly loving every second of this game.
"The jig is up" 😂😂😂
I fucking cracked at that line XD
Ohhhhh, this playthrough needs facecam so badly.
I'm already laughing so much..
Johnny...Elliot...seriously...*WHERE*, *IS*, *MATT*? This is one of those special games you *need* him for.
I just can't take Johnny's reactions, this is one of the most hilarious let's play in SGB, I can't stop laughing really hard to all of this! I can imagine Elliot and Sabrina playing this and making John lose even more hair thanks to the shenanigans. Just awesome, we love you Johnny!
This is Elliot's revenge at John for Crash 3
i never thought of that !! hes been planning this since this game was release.....cleaver...gg P2 gg
I'm absolutely laughing my ass off at Johnny's reactions to this. Can't wait until Elliot gets to the secret characters.
"Erryday."
"Erryday is a CHOICE?!"
John please drop whatever you're reviewing right now and review huniepop.
Nikki reminds me of all the girls I've had deep relationships with. I don't know why, but I always seem to attract the very quiet and introverted girls. I'm not complaining about that because I'm introverted myself, but it's weird when you see the same archetype show up in a game like this.
......I'm not sure what I enjoy more. This LP of Johnny's disbelieving reactions and Elliott teasing him for it,
or Lucahjin's LP of going between riffing the game and taking it completely seriously. XD
"Playing them like Fiddles " and "errday" I freaking lost my shit😂😂😂😂😂
Now I legitimately want Johnny to review this game XD
Nikki "you trying to gte me hammered"
Elliot "yes"
Geez Elliot creeps me out now.
"John, pray for me."
"NO!"
"John, pray for me." I'm praying for John having to put up with this
"Are you trying to get me hammered or something?"
"yes."
As much as I love seeing people play this, for some reason its bizzare seeing SGB play it. But im still loving it so far
3:15 "Plenty of fish in the sea!"
I never got that saying. Who wants to go on a date with a fish?
People who want to date mermaids?
Joel from Vinesauce.
"I'm gonna fuck that fish"
My goodness, but your profile pic works perfectly for that comment. (shudders)
Sadly, there are plenty of Undyne fan art that are self-explanatory... * shivers *
I am lost for words. I can't even continue without laughing throughout the entire video.
this LP is gonna be hilarious. XD
elliot:"john pray for me"
john:"no"
Knowing Johnny personally wouldn't play this game is an attraction, isn't that interesting? ;)
This commentary throughout is gonna be gold. Pure gold. Johnny is cracking me up. And Elliot, jeez he's killing my sides. XD
*Hoping for a review of this even if it's a joking review*
I have not laughed this hard at SGB in a WHILE. Darn it, Elliot.
Already I can tell this LP is gonna be one of my all time favorites.
Calling it now: Johnny vs. HuniePop is happening. XD
Ok keep a open mind. I've been watching sgb for years and I can say this is probably one of the funniest LPs they've done (around top 10) go on Elliot don't let your dreams be dreams
You should review this game.
yea they should Spotlight it. LOL
Ask him on his channel.
I knew Johnny was doomed the moment he said something.
At this point, I'm only watching this for John's reactions.
Johnny's reactions to this whole thing makes this more bearable.
I can't wait to hear John's reaction when Elliot snags his first girl.
I think we all need a Johnny VS Huniepop review in our lives
"A whole bunch of white people" 😂😂😂
I'm just here for you guys. John's reactions are just gold.
Elliot's response to Johnny's question on who wrote such terrible lines for the player had me rolling.
Poor Johnny. His unease is louder than his words sometimes.
But not in this case "REVIEW IT!"
Please Johnny, for the good of the world, review Huniepop.
Well Johnny I hereby join the, possibly, countless number of people who'd like to see you review this game. If the review really does happen, and I hope it does, I'm let's playing this game on my channel, this game and Huniecam studios. So come on join me and back me up loyal SGB fans so we can make this happen, the let's plays on my channel might happen regardless if there's enough requests over at my channel.
"Unique Gift Type: Narcotics"
Wow, she's so much of an addict even the MC can tell at first sight.
These have been absolutely hilarious so far! I've laughed so much. John, you should review it.
Two parts in and already this LP is golden.
You know...this playthrough is most likely giving Revolver Ocelot an idea of how to torture Snake
I love how quiet Matt is staying for this whole thing.
hes not in this lp
but would be funny if matt did this as female
"The only way I'm going to play this is if a bunch of people ask me to review it for the channel"
SO YOU HAVE WISHED IT! SO IT SHALL BE!
This is perfect.
This is absolutely beautiful and Elliot is a madman.
"That's not the only thing that's gunna get in your eye" Jesus Elliot 😂
JOHNNY. NOW YOU MUST REVIEW THIS GAME!
Johnny is just reflecting on his life and choices because of this game lol. great video guys.
The game got a good sense of humor.
Normies, everywhere. Normies are the enemies!
EVERYBODY! Johnny said that he would play this game if he got enough requests or whatever to review it, so I just want to ask... do we want to see a review for this game? I would say yes, just because of the what the fuck factor in having John play this.
When john mentioned snorting sugar, I remembered this one friend who snorted that Willy Wonka fundip and sneezed and his snot was like, periwinkle blue.
Green Tees hardcore as shit lol
"I wouldn't play it unless I had enough people requesting on my channel" oh John.....what have you done
I'm praying for Johnny's soul right now
Oh, Johnny, what have you done?
The HunieTrain is going towards your direction, full steam ahead!
Brace yourself, man!!!
I fucking love this play through so much....
ahhh johnny. your suffering is like honey to me.
feed me more.
I pray that Johnny plays & reviews this game. This is so far one of the best super gaming bros LP yet .
I just love the voice actress playing the fairy chick (I forget her name XD) She's just having so much fun XD
Johnny do a review of HuniePop.
"I wish that I could be like the cool kids." -Audrey
"The only way I'll play this game is if I review it."
Fans of SGB we have our mission.
I'll admit I've played this game before, the characters are fun and funny, and the puzzles are surprisingly fun, but the surface as "anime-porn game" kinda off putting if you don't have the *ahem* right mindset, again almost all of the characters are great(except for audrey), well written, characters, not oscar worthy, but still fun to listen to, god I'm going to regret posting this comment
Too late! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Surface level = Dating sim...porn is optional feature. For the developers, not for the players.
Every time John watches this game he becomes engulfed in flames
I literally stayed up all night for this
Uh oh, Johnny. Why did you have to give the internet the idea of Hunkypop? Now it will happen. Hide your sanity!
I think my favourite girls in the game are Nikki and Beli, by far. Once you pop, the fun don't stop, Johnny. I look forward to your eventual review. : D
"I don't speak Bitchenese"-
Juan Ortiz 2016
Fucking- I should not be eating and drinking (or attempting to at least) while watching this. I just wanna take a sip and then someone makes me fucking laugh
Hand down, Let's Play of the year!
7:15
Well people, you know what to do now
So when is Johnny vs Huniepop coming out?
John should do the Bentley voice for the main character driving the hilarity further. XD
"What urban tryhard wrote this?"
1:55 SGB on Drugs "LSD is bad, M'Kay"
6:07 Elliot, Seriously
6:40 "The only way you would get me to play this game is if enough people tell me to review it." -Juan "Johnny" Ortiz, 2016, Famous last words, Johnny you just dug your own grave
10:30 Don't give the creator any more ideas, then again he's probably watching this now....crap
11:15 THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:10 in the background, you can hear water dripping down onto a puddle in a long hallway that echos
12:40 Elliot, pray for yourself, everyone else #PrayforJohnny
12:50 SGB on Drugs, Round 2
13:50 Everybody watching this let's play whose already single is probably going to have a harder time getting a girlfriend, also I was going to ask the legitimate question of Why would Elliot be playing a dating simulator if he already has a girlfriend? but now we know that Sabrina plays this game too, ELLIOT PLAYED ME LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:10 ELLIOT, SERIOUSLY
16:02 John I thought we already found the meaning of life, it's the number 42 and Sonic Labyrinth with Hellfire Comms
16:12 ELLIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnnys reactions to this are turning out to be comedy gold. Can't wait till they get to the sex scenes......
Johnny, you fool! You've summoned our lord and savior Paradox Acres!
I'm trying to see who's let's play of this is funnier. SGB or Lucahjin.
Lucahjin is probably the more in depth lp, but this is way funnier
This is funnier, but Lucah knew what she was doing. Lol.
Both are/were great, but Johnny's reactions to this game are just hilarious.
These are like two sides of the same coin, where Lucah spent most of her playthrough positively reveling in all the game's cheese and sleaze, while this playthrough is "laugh at how much Johnny is cringing." One can only wonder how long until he either cracks or becomes desensitized.
TackyRackyComixNEO But also, at the start of each pat, Lucah always goes, "Why the fuck am I still playing this?"
Hears possibility of review from fans request. Grabs popcorn and watches the request come in.
There are times like this that I really wish they have a face-cam for this kind of games just to see John's reactions.
you know what's the worst when it comes to watching this game, seeing a great match, and Eliot didn't