Some people are just able to make any instrument sound good, no matter the build quality. I mean just look what this guy did with a 90's Happy Meal toy.
The last game I was in, our party encountered a Silver Dragon in a very odd, undead infested desert. We cleansed his desert. He gave me a sick ass "magical artifact" that turned out to be the Lefty Bass from FLCL. It was also a flammenwerfer. I was a Lamia (snake girl) Monk, with a blue bass guitar. And I could punch things like Saitama. I'd go up to big bads, punch them, and then sit in the corner playing my bass during "cleanup combat", simply using it to buff the rest of the party. My One Punch also unfortunately had a one day cool down so...yeah only got to punch that hard once. but one punch, all you need when you can apply infinity damage to a roll that never misses. homebrews are so much fun lol
I'm reminded of the Harry Spotter videos here on UA-cam watching this. "Harry, you're done bulking now you have to shred." "Everyday is shred day sir!" "You can tell a lot about a man, by the weight of his strings and his riffs."
Obviously I would only tell him he’s the most enchanting lyre player I’ve ever encountered in this mystical forest. Holy shit. The actual definition of “swole” Of course he uses a metronome, this brother knows the importance of reps.
The opposite is true aswel, I've heard people say their hands are too small, so I show them videos of 4 year old Asians playing adult sized guitars like legends with their tiny little hands 🤣
Reading the comments now. Normally they are a cesspool on youtube, but I think everyone is in awe of this absolute unit of a man and everyone has only supportive things to say.
By god this yun fella here had that heifer squawkin like a sow litterin broken glass. This fella here look like on of them ol grease gods my pa was goin on about
Мужики занимайтесь спортом: качайтесь, ходите на бокс, ММА это очень помогает в жизни. Как-то раз ко мне в квартиру ворвалась банда хулиганов, в это время я был на тренировке. Меня это очень выручило.
I love how you play the pre-chorus riff even though they're not the same notes and I usually get mad at changes like that, but that change is so tasty, awesome!
I know everyone is talking about homie's physical characteristics in terms of his strength. But I just want to say that one of the reasons I always told myself I could never learn guitar or bass is that my fingers are too fat and not nimble enough to learn, and this guy proves me wrong completely. Keep shredding man!!!
seriously. i clicked this thinking it was one of those videos you know, with a funny exaggerated thumbnail to put emphasis on the skillz. but boy was i surprised ! realizing that he IS actually built like an absolute TANK ! AND destroying the song in 210 bpm !! this video is amazing.
The bardbarian you seek for the mission pulls out his guitar at the gates of hell before knocking them down with his righteous shredding. The demons bow in awe of the performance, and the dark ruler himself comes down applauding. Of course seeing the stature of the musician playing he treats you all with the utmost respect...
This is extremely impressive, especially taking into consideration he have to restrain himself from snapping the guitar into a million pieces 👏 Keep shredding my man, u rock! 🤟
@@pepelnavetry вроде как 16 это возраст согласия, но в случаях типо 30 и 16 это все равно статья. оба партнера должны быть совершеннолетними. да и просто с моральной стороны это отвратительно. 18 и 17 ок, типо без проблем.
Bro took a day off from slaying dragons to serve us this masterpiece of a video
ashaahahahah
best comment by far 😂
Actually he still managed to kill a dragon that day
hes still slaying the dragons
A B S O L U T E U N I T
Bro played Master of Puppets on ukulele what a legend lol 😂
Looks like Hulk holding a spoon!
é muito top tocar no ukulele eu já toquei
@@user-we1bm8ky8pse vc achou q n ia ter nenhum brasileiro vc tá enganado
@@lixo457 carambaa, ce toca algum instrumento?
Absolute unit
I legit thought the thumbnail was an AI image but no, bro is just massive
I thought that was kind of AI generated bulked Snape, but this is a real bro
bro is a certified bear
Some people are just able to make any instrument sound good, no matter the build quality. I mean just look what this guy did with a 90's Happy Meal toy.
That's called skill and his guitar is not a happy meal toy. Too many guys have very expensive guitars you guys can't play for shyte.
@@milkylopez9146it's a joke about the fact that he looks big next to his guitar...
@@doc_annonymous oh cool
@@milkylopez9146 r/whoosh
@@milkylopez9146 Yeah brotherman you missed the joke a bit there. All good though.
When your character started as a barbarian but was gifted a legendary bard instrument.
The last game I was in, our party encountered a Silver Dragon in a very odd, undead infested desert. We cleansed his desert. He gave me a sick ass "magical artifact" that turned out to be the Lefty Bass from FLCL. It was also a flammenwerfer.
I was a Lamia (snake girl) Monk, with a blue bass guitar. And I could punch things like Saitama. I'd go up to big bads, punch them, and then sit in the corner playing my bass during "cleanup combat", simply using it to buff the rest of the party. My One Punch also unfortunately had a one day cool down so...yeah only got to punch that hard once. but one punch, all you need when you can apply infinity damage to a roll that never misses. homebrews are so much fun lol
@@Sphendrana what game are you playing dude
@@zaloskog Homebrewed lol
"Tonight we jam...in Hell!"
The legendarry "Bardarian"!
When you're bulking but your guitar is shredding.
Wtf so underrated
This deserves to be top comment..
underrated comment here
well said Sir
@@lothar654 ?????
This is like something from a mid-2000s indie film that is never explained and the movie has no ending.
No shit, right?
those were my favorite kind of films as a hipster-ish 2000s HS kid... so this is like a blast of nostalgia 🤣
definitely from a Harmony Korine joint
Uhh… yeah. I bet you thought that was a brilliant comment
"my fingers are too big, I can't learn to play guitar"
this guy: hold my dumbbell
I have an irrational fear of meeting this guy on a medieval battlefield
I dunno, I think that might be quite rational 😂
@@0x2A_ Expecting to one day stand on a medieval battlefield seems rather irrational to me
@@StoneyWoney That's why you'll never be ready.
this is the song that plays when he appears over the horizon
Same team!
The massive arms, the haircut, the wife beater, the miniature guitar, the metronome, the skills
Absolute cinema
That's a normal sized guitar, he's just a massive man
nah thats a normal sized guitar man
The Jackson JS12 is a normal sized guitar. He's just that big
@@itscorvid358 my man brought out that guitars latin name
I bet this guy's the nicest fool ever too
Bro looks like Bruce Banner half way into a Hulk transformation. Awesome playing!❤
A true metal warrior. I will be on your side sir when the battle comes.
He play this song as a warcry before he go toe to toe with flying dragons.
axe. So close to the Dad joke man!
@@1950sAmericanFather Have you seen He-Mans sword anywhere? He surely lost it!
more like sam sulek grabbed a guitar after a pump
@@1950sAmericanFather average IQ vs slightly above average IQ
@@maxchan179 keep talking I'm almost there baby
Even that guitar was too afraid to make a mistake. 💀💀💀
Hahahahahahaha😢😢
Lmao all the comments are gold but this one made me burst.
@@Papa_Grind Awww thank you so much!
lmao 🤣🤣
lmfao😂😂😂😂
Having this level of dedication to both working out and guitar is impressive
Bro is an absolute UNIT
literally clicked on this vid cause I knew the comments section would be amazing. Did not disappoint.
Bro same 😂
Same lol
same here lol
same xd
I clicked this because of how comically large you are but your musicianship is legitimately insane. please upload more
without the metronome i agree
@@davo4074 Wheres your video doing this without the metronome mr genious?
Bruh when I saw the thumbnail I thought it was an AI video😂
i cliicked for same reason
this is not "insane", this solid basics
I'm reminded of the Harry Spotter videos here on UA-cam watching this. "Harry, you're done bulking now you have to shred." "Everyday is shred day sir!" "You can tell a lot about a man, by the weight of his strings and his riffs."
I am hypnotized !!! The way you recorded that video, clothes, sofa, style, you are giant bro. Amazing Video and performance !!!!
The fact he's filming this on grandma's sofa makes it 1000x better
No this is typical Soviet apartment. They are outdated and small and furniture is passed down and old in most families in Kemepobo, Russia
Russia is a shithole, the everyday russian lives in a shithole.
Hell, he looks like he ATE grandma
That's grandmas cane tapping to the beat
@@turkey4957 Ты что несешь? сейчас чтобы найти такую квартиру постараться надо, сразу видно человека не с России
The drums are so sick. Lars is such a genius.
😂
That one catched me offguard haha
His most complex composition to date
@@liamosullivan3244 LOL
_And justice for all has entered the chat_
Obviously I would only tell him he’s the most enchanting lyre player I’ve ever encountered in this mystical forest.
Holy shit. The actual definition of “swole”
Of course he uses a metronome, this brother knows the importance of reps.
He put the sword down and picked up the axe. Sweet! Bro looks like he could snap that guitar in half like a saltine cracker.
An alternative universe. Where a young Lionel Messi picked up a guitar and bulking rather than a football.
And sounds like in that universe Master of Puppets is a Slayer song...
i was looking for that comment :D
if messi never stopped taking HGH
A surely better one
if he picked up a real football he would look like this
He pulled off one of the most exhausting riff on a Toys R Us guitar. What a legend.
Type stuff
@@Tactical_Nuke0 stuff
That's an Ibanez and I own 2 of them
@@DominatorElite4 LMAO, Sorry to interupt you but that my dude... is a Jackson guitar !
@@DominatorElite4 lol it clearly says Jackson on the headstock. I've got an Ibanez too tho and definitely prefer them to the Jacksons I've played
Ha ha, talk about a sight to see! Hulk shredding 'Master of Puppets,' but hey, he's not green anymore! Rock on, Hulk! 🎸😄🤘👍
The more this guy plays guitar the more he grows.
I thought the thumbnail was AI generated.
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
When your bard has STR and CON as their primary stats
i was going to say this and then I caught your comment. job well done sir 😂
@@ZahinDenatrose dams i commented and only then saw it =)
When your bed has STR and CON as their primary stats.
🤣
Don't forget DEX
This is like one of those places you don’t remember leaving.
Imagine being a guitar teacher and meeting this guy with no previous knowledge.
"Hulk no longer smash, Hulk shred!"
Seriously though, good stuff man! That has to take some impressive dexterity when you have large hands.
I was gonna say hulk thrash 😂
this is definitely the best comment. hulk shred!
Bro looks like Hulk had a kid with the Croatian actor Goran Navojec
to be fair most the best guitarists have pretty big arse hands
@@njdyhnjdt Them I'm doomed to suck forever lol.
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your riffs, overdrive your amp, and to hear the screams of the women."
*lamentations 😂
Glad you're getting attention for this mate, you're good at what you do and you deserve it
That is a really impressive tempo. The verse riff sounds excellent all down picked and you don’t speed up for the G to A slides. Savage playing 🤘
For anyone saying they have "too big hands/fingers to play" look at this guy, he's a giant!
His hands are pretty small compared to the rest of his body
I cant play guitar cuz my hands arent his hands
@@dirtydil1163that was good, lmao
The opposite is true aswel, I've heard people say their hands are too small, so I show them videos of 4 year old Asians playing adult sized guitars like legends with their tiny little hands 🤣
@mrcheeseguyman his hands are huge
Хочешь бицуху в 50 см?
Просто играй этот простой советский риф 12 раз в день 💪😉👍
Спина болеть не будет
13 чтобы наверняка ))
5-6 подходов по 7-8 повторений)
🤣
тут ещё сустанон надо в жопку колоть)
Master of Pumpin'
last year the universe introduced me to babymetal. this year the universe didn't forget me and introduced me to this man. i feel complete.
I showed this video to my Golden Retriever, now he's a Lion
🦁
🦁
I only clicked this video for the comments and you guys didn’t disappoint me. There is still hope for humanity.
Never wasn’t no hope for no humanity if I may surmise mister. A fella gets the teat out his mouth and finds we’s damned one way or nother.
@@tj03297 damned one way or nother, might as well not stay sober yeye. find the good bi a tch
Reading the comments now. Normally they are a cesspool on youtube, but I think everyone is in awe of this absolute unit of a man and everyone has only supportive things to say.
Plays it better than I can. Well done man🤘
When the tank takes a day off from the hero party.
Well. That's an absolute unit of a guitar player.
I seriously thought he was AI-generated in the thumbnail
@@PatrickAshe41Ai just can't come up with stuff like this
@@hazardeur apparently you haven't seen the nightmare fuel Jeremy Clarkson memes
Indeed.
Гитара боялась ошибиться хотя бы в одной ноте)))
🤣🤣🤣 поржал 😂
😂😂😂
Это да.. Он бы её как лист бумаги скомкал )))
When the party's barbarian multi-classes into a bard
Heman! I love your playing \m/
Dude looks like he created Stonehenge before ripping the guitar. Good stuff man 👍
By god this yun fella here had that heifer squawkin like a sow litterin broken glass. This fella here look like on of them ol grease gods my pa was goin on about
Dude looks like Stonehenge rocks had a baby
M'lord Arthas, you are slaying this as you did with the Citizens of Stratholme.
😂😂😂
Arthas did nothing wrong, he only slayed 🤟
A man of culture
@@snakeysstyle783 Indeed. The plague had to be stopped!
The town of Stratholme, pillaged and burned, all by a single force of man known as Lord Arthas. Truly a fierce and mighty warrior.
This dude could literally tear off limbs, probably top 10 on the planet to not mess with
Sounds good, nice work! Love this song!
The Perfect Blue poster in the background is just the cherry on top.
wtf is that u nerd
Absolutely! It's surprising how no one else is talking about it.
ХОРОШЕГО музыканта-должно быть МНОГО... 👍🤘🤝
А Арнольда априори мало быть никак не может.
чувак русский, что ли? ставит лайки только русским комментам
@@f2v66провались в его канал, там написано, что он Георгий
shredded man shredding riffs 🔥
Мужики занимайтесь спортом: качайтесь, ходите на бокс, ММА это очень помогает в жизни.
Как-то раз ко мне в квартиру ворвалась банда хулиганов, в это время я был на тренировке. Меня это очень выручило.
Бля хорош ахах
Тебя выручило, а сотню сделает инвалидами.
😂
@@JuicyNectarineКажется, ты не выкупил)
😂😂😂
Бле он с каждым разом всё крупнее и крупнее
всё мясо в доме пожрал )
он же говорил, что перешел "на темную" строну в качалке
Плотный Массонабор
Скоро в кадр влезать перестанет.
Это одежда всё меньше
Well played brother...keeping the art of shredding alive.
This is the manliest man Ive ever seen
Пользуясь случаем, хотелось бы напомнить, что Кирк Хэммет ни разу не пожал 200 в составе группы Металлика
Единственный гитарист, которого боится комментировать Юрий Петрович
Ему тут не к чему будет придраться в любом случае
@@kirillisaevofficialкак минимум нестроевич и игра вперед. На выброс.
Если захотеть то можно докопаться конечно, но как мне кажется вполне слушабельно получилось
@@ledzeppelinqwe все там строит и сыграно отлично
Пока Фреду не отшлете, видео не считается сыграным😂
I love how you play the pre-chorus riff even though they're not the same notes and I usually get mad at changes like that, but that change is so tasty, awesome!
That is the Master of puppets himself!
He does not play an axe, he plays a hatchet. Someone make this man an appropriately sized machine for him to continue to make beautiful sounds
Maybe a 6 string bass would look more proportionate 😅
some at least 7 string baritone guitar maybe :D
perhaps the most metal thing I have seen in the last decade
If aliens invade earth and offer a 1v1 fight to determine who wins, we send this guy
Реально круто))))🎉🎉🎉❤
In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.
hes not afraid of the dark, I can tell. The dark is afraid of *him*
This fella gazed back at the abyss
Loved picking this guy on Guitar Hero 3
amazingly played and well on tempo! Keep posting stuff! This was really cool to listen to!!
I know everyone is talking about homie's physical characteristics in terms of his strength. But I just want to say that one of the reasons I always told myself I could never learn guitar or bass is that my fingers are too fat and not nimble enough to learn, and this guy proves me wrong completely. Keep shredding man!!!
RIGHT? HOW
Мастер оф бицепс
О какой молодец. И культурист и гитарист.)
Amazing! Cool tone
I clicked this because I thought the thumbnail was an AI generated image, but now I want to binge watch all the cover version you have.
Same! Thought it was AI too!
Same. I watch a lot of AI videos so it probably tricked youtube's algo.
came here looking for this comment
this is exactly what happened to me too
I refuse to watch this video for a week thinking its AI generated
seriously. i clicked this thinking it was one of those videos you know, with a funny exaggerated thumbnail to put emphasis on the skillz. but boy was i surprised ! realizing that he IS actually built like an absolute TANK ! AND destroying the song in 210 bpm !! this video is amazing.
С такими банками грех не сыграть😅 Красава мощно залетел!!!
My man took a day off construction work to bless us with this absolute banger
This is by far the coolest dude alive.
The bardbarian you seek for the mission pulls out his guitar at the gates of hell before knocking them down with his righteous shredding. The demons bow in awe of the performance, and the dark ruler himself comes down applauding. Of course seeing the stature of the musician playing he treats you all with the utmost respect...
Devil went down to shred town, he was looking to see the show
I dont know what's more impressive.. your guitar skills.. or them friggen guns you got.. Geeezzz..
Кемерово! ЗЕМЛЯК! Красавчик, четко!)))
Еще надо подкачаться, не успеваешь местами.
не, качаться уже хватит...
Да, запястье отстаёт. Надо качнуть.
That English comment you are looking for
ye
good job!
yeah man
😂
Эти точные как в яблочко попадания медиатором по стунам и чувствование музыки, очень круто играешь мужик!:)
i don't know why you're in my feed, but i'm scared.
Did not expect someone of this stature to be able to move this quickly.
That downpicking is on point, damn!
Playing to metronome totally underrated. Kick ass!
Hulk behind the scenes. Love it!
Потрясающе 😮
This is extremely impressive, especially taking into consideration he have to restrain himself from snapping the guitar into a million pieces 👏
Keep shredding my man, u rock! 🤟
he doesnt play the guitar, the guitar just plays at his sight.
When a 24 fret guitar looks like a ukelele, you know you a tree
wow this is really impressive ... great work !
A real life Bardbarian. Slaying with his axe. I feel inspired!
My man turned from Conan the Barbarian to Conan the shredder. Kudos!
He went cannibal on that guitar
You killed it due..............nice Job ! ! !
cool vibe from this playing, no testosterone overload, just the right job.....
Надеюсь, что гитаре к этому моменту уже исполнилось восемнадцать
Хотя бы шестнадцать. )
@@pepelnavetry вроде как 16 это возраст согласия, но в случаях типо 30 и 16 это все равно статья. оба партнера должны быть совершеннолетними. да и просто с моральной стороны это отвратительно. 18 и 17 ок, типо без проблем.
@@whoflore держи в курсе, мань.