G-Man's just not trying anymore

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  • Опубліковано 15 тра 2020
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  • @david02129
    @david02129 4 роки тому +12610

    i actually wish all gman sightings were this awkward.

    • @Thlormby
      @Thlormby 4 роки тому +1150

      “Gordon... I... Uhm... Got to GO.... employers...”

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 4 роки тому +174

      @Thus theruss maybe if it were in the trashcan

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 4 роки тому +447

      “Time, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time-“ *trips on Alyx’s foot*

    • @Maxjk0
      @Maxjk0 4 роки тому +243

      "Oh Doctor Freeman...
      ...I uh...
      HEY LOOK, A MEDKIT!"
      *teleport away*

    • @mentelgen3274
      @mentelgen3274 4 роки тому +69

      Like taking a dump: ,,Jesus Christ gorden wth? Don’t you know what privacy is?,,

  • @nfwrambo
    @nfwrambo 4 роки тому +8718

    Man, didn’t even bring his suitcase, probably forgot it.

    • @Swartzy98
      @Swartzy98 4 роки тому +230

      0:17 if you look closely to the left while he close the door you can see his suitcase flying around lol

    • @TCapButterCup
      @TCapButterCup 4 роки тому +49

      Hl3 is lost forever.

    • @MAT20228
      @MAT20228 4 роки тому +10

      I thought he was fired

    • @enricopucci5103
      @enricopucci5103 4 роки тому +6

      It isnt my fault.

    • @bromomento5913
      @bromomento5913 4 роки тому +4

      There's half life 3 in his suitcase. Wait does that mean......?

  • @Corium1
    @Corium1 4 роки тому +5184

    “Pay no attention to the man behind the railing!”

    • @mohitonon-alco4287
      @mohitonon-alco4287 4 роки тому +79

      The man behind the _________

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 4 роки тому +39

      Christ, never thought I’d see a Wizard of Oz reference in 2020

    • @vrabo3026
      @vrabo3026 4 роки тому +43

      No no, you gotta do it like this.. AHEM..
      "Uhh.. p-payyY no attEN-tionn.. to the man behiIiiind the r-railiing, Miss Vance.. mmm?"

    • @worldburnerbreadman7886
      @worldburnerbreadman7886 4 роки тому +17

      Mohito Non-alco *Its B E E N S O L O N G*

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 4 роки тому +3

      ​@@MisterJohnDoe why its literally timeless

  • @Pendleton115
    @Pendleton115 4 роки тому +5070

    "Now if you look really closely you can actually see the G-Man watching over Alyx in this level. His appearance is very brief though, so most first time players will walk straight past without noticing."

    • @bigstevie01
      @bigstevie01 4 роки тому +166

      *Scare chord while the G-Man scuttles away*

    • @squasherdown
      @squasherdown 4 роки тому +90

      *De-sync voice*

    • @Number-vg7ub
      @Number-vg7ub 4 роки тому +104

      "I don't really like secrets. We gonna just prop fly towards him"

    • @firefiames289
      @firefiames289 4 роки тому +6

      Even though he’s trapped?

    • @thescruffinator8830
      @thescruffinator8830 4 роки тому +7

      Pretty sure this is a lie since he's imprisoned until the end.

  • @IcyXzavien
    @IcyXzavien 4 роки тому +7498

    He’s trying his best ok

    • @ok-pu1dv
      @ok-pu1dv 4 роки тому +92

      Well his best isn't good enough.

    • @enricopucci5103
      @enricopucci5103 4 роки тому +11

      Well. Thats true.

    • @noahwilliams8996
      @noahwilliams8996 4 роки тому +47

      I guess he's just getting old.

    • @thatguyshwag
      @thatguyshwag 4 роки тому +9

      666 likes
      **IM ABOUT TO RUIN THIS MANS WHOLE CAREER**

    • @oskaripeurala2612
      @oskaripeurala2612 4 роки тому +5

      Actually it says hes not trying anymore.

  • @ZoofyZoof
    @ZoofyZoof 4 роки тому +5697

    The voiceline of him saying "shit" is real.
    It is unused from half-life 2, episode... Something

    • @srdjanrikic978
      @srdjanrikic978 3 роки тому +597

      @@pancreas5160 lmao but I can see why they didn't keep it,it would break his character,gman is supposed to stay calm and he has no need for these barbaric human sayings,he looks at words like shit and other swear words as something creatures beneath him use like humans,he may look like a human but he is anything but one

    • @srdjanrikic978
      @srdjanrikic978 3 роки тому +67

      @@pancreas5160 it could be

    • @fafafooey8565
      @fafafooey8565 3 роки тому +30

      you’re all wrong, it’s from blood ii

    • @user-jb9nz2fs2u
      @user-jb9nz2fs2u 3 роки тому +4

      citacion needed

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 3 роки тому +67

      I think it was from a bad take (actor forgot his line or something like that) and they just kept it because it was funny.

  • @casey4689
    @casey4689 4 роки тому +2089

    “If I pretend I can’t see them they can’t see me”

    • @bIahaj
      @bIahaj 3 роки тому +3

      well that worked out well

    • @ok-tr1nw
      @ok-tr1nw 3 роки тому +1

      @A 100% Pure furry he maxed it out so much it reach int limit and rolled over to 0

  • @PrincessGrouchy
    @PrincessGrouchy 4 роки тому +1781

    Nah, I'm pretty sure that's his cousin, V-man.

  • @GEXITER
    @GEXITER 4 роки тому +1394

    *The wrong woman in the right place can make all the difference in the World*

    • @mohammednegm4007
      @mohammednegm4007 4 роки тому +66

      "Wait let me look at my script, I think it says uhm... Yeah shit I fucked it up"

    • @yamatoingramtv2285
      @yamatoingramtv2285 4 роки тому +2

      Goddammit Mrs. X

    • @iridium9512
      @iridium9512 4 роки тому +4

      GMan is basically DIO and his stand is Alyx
      "A wrong woman in the right place can make all the difference in ZA WARUDO"
      "STOP TIME"
      "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA"
      Alyx electrocutes Advisor
      "Time moves once more"
      "WRYYYYYYYYY"
      And now Gordon and his stand Dog Platinum(tm) have to travel to North pole to kill GMan. Let's just hope there are no pedo orangutans on Borealis

    • @AlexK-jp9nc
      @AlexK-jp9nc 4 роки тому +49

      @@iridium9512 my will to live just significantly decreased because of this. And I usually enjoy Jojokes

    • @CockroachTheFoul
      @CockroachTheFoul 4 роки тому +27

      @@iridium9512 shut the fuck up. _please,_ shut the fuck up.

  • @yourcurtainsareugly
    @yourcurtainsareugly 4 роки тому +630

    Someone's having fun with the mod tools already.

  • @lostskull7467
    @lostskull7467 4 роки тому +484

    I loved the dramatic running at the beginning 😂

  • @Poleskeris
    @Poleskeris 4 роки тому +323

    "Ms.Vance what a unexpected surprise....um....."

    • @sometimesidreamaboutamelia7703
      @sometimesidreamaboutamelia7703 3 роки тому +3

      "they took my father, don't worry, we can fix this. we'll get him back... and earth's administrator never has to know."

  • @CompleteAnimation
    @CompleteAnimation 4 роки тому +226

    Trying to master the art of standing so incredibly still, that he turns invisible.

  • @Mega-Brick
    @Mega-Brick 4 роки тому +63

    When he's out of sight he takes a solid 30 minutes to find the right pose to go with.

  • @spoopabobble8166
    @spoopabobble8166 4 роки тому +97

    He's still getting used to Sourse2.

    • @LocalGoober10
      @LocalGoober10 3 роки тому +7

      G-man got a few knew wrinkles since 15 years ago, he’s just overwhelmed by the total control over his face this time around.

  • @charliep8534
    @charliep8534 4 роки тому +97

    Cut G-man some slack, he's too rusty and tired, he didn't even bring the briefcase.

  • @apersonontheinternet7595
    @apersonontheinternet7595 4 роки тому +417

    Give him time, he’s just rusty

    • @cathacker13
      @cathacker13 4 роки тому +35

      Why do people expect him to hide perfectly after not doing it since 2007?

  • @Nieveria
    @Nieveria 4 роки тому +39

    you try being sneaky after being trapped in a d20 for that long

  • @kevinthecockroach
    @kevinthecockroach 4 роки тому +67

    Bro, He been in purgatory ever since the last episode came out, the least you could do is leave him alone.

  • @bruh6217
    @bruh6217 4 роки тому +118

    I wanna know what goes through his head when alyx looks him straight in the eyes and just slowly closes the door.

    • @PentaromaLMA0
      @PentaromaLMA0 3 роки тому +12

      unforseen consquences thats what

  • @ShayoX
    @ShayoX 4 роки тому +6

    *I N F L E X I B L E*

  • @thestonker8701
    @thestonker8701 4 роки тому +779

    I love HOW when you close the Door gman just says : „...shit...” xD

    • @candymanva9629
      @candymanva9629 4 роки тому +18

      I need to know if this actually happens in game

    • @thestonker8701
      @thestonker8701 4 роки тому +13

      Candy Man Productions it never happens xD have you seen the game xD im sorry that was too mean ;(

    • @summbuddie9120
      @summbuddie9120 4 роки тому +5

      Found the German

    • @thestonker8701
      @thestonker8701 4 роки тому

      Summbuddie im sorry but what do you mean?

    • @summbuddie9120
      @summbuddie9120 4 роки тому +10

      Laura Zysk the quotation technique you use is „..” which is the German style in comparison to “...”. All I was noticing was the quotation style but then again I am restricted with my point of reference being from the uk.

  • @rey.jazzzzy
    @rey.jazzzzy 4 роки тому +825

    he just wanted to give you some dunky donuts bro and you closed the door on him. you're not epic

    • @the_bearded_engi5179
      @the_bearded_engi5179 4 роки тому +58

      As for the dunky donuts, I think you've earned them

    • @lycanrocvevo147
      @lycanrocvevo147 4 роки тому +8

      I rather get a hamburger

    • @AleK0451
      @AleK0451 4 роки тому +4

      @@lycanrocvevo147 mmmm burg

    • @biteybeast
      @biteybeast 4 роки тому +5

      @@lycanrocvevo147 Or I could offer you a battle you have absolutely no chance of winning...

    • @lycanrocvevo147
      @lycanrocvevo147 4 роки тому +4

      @@biteybeast do I get to win hamburger?

  • @Inzaneamaru
    @Inzaneamaru 4 роки тому +15

    Man pretending to be human must be driving him insane imo 😭😭

  • @mac_II
    @mac_II 4 роки тому +190

    woah no way marphitimus finally did a face reveal

    • @mac_II
      @mac_II 4 роки тому

      @@sedme0 yeah and his face is also shown in the video

    • @burritodawgg
      @burritodawgg 3 роки тому

      if marph is gman this is a world i want to live in

    • @HytenX
      @HytenX 3 роки тому

      DAANG

  • @charlesprichard5235
    @charlesprichard5235 4 роки тому +20

    What? G-Man isn't even in this video just some dude staring at a fence lol

  • @aceyspud551
    @aceyspud551 4 роки тому +6

    When the teacher chooses you but you’re not sure if it’s actually you she’s pointing at.

  • @Humble_Merchant
    @Humble_Merchant 4 роки тому +15

    G-Man defintely has Alzheimers or something to have come up with his idiotic time traveling plan in HL:A.

    • @coranbaker6401
      @coranbaker6401 3 роки тому +1

      You think? The plan seemed pretty simple and straightforward

  • @Peusterokos1
    @Peusterokos1 4 роки тому +25

    I entirely expected GMan to enlighten us with his discovery of CBT.

  • @NintenGunner
    @NintenGunner 4 роки тому +23

    It’s been like, 12 years. he’s a little rusty after so long.

  • @AgsmaJustAgsma
    @AgsmaJustAgsma 4 роки тому +42

    His hangover is such that he can't keep up with Alyx's pace.

  • @Xplainn93
    @Xplainn93 4 роки тому +57

    Oof. He’s too tired to work anymore.

  • @bullworths_strongest
    @bullworths_strongest 4 роки тому +32

    "If I can't see them,
    they can't see me!"

  • @JoseGarcia-oi7km
    @JoseGarcia-oi7km 4 роки тому +4

    Man, been trapped in that Tetrahedron really took the best of him

  • @THVLPLYR
    @THVLPLYR 4 роки тому +4

    I havent played half life alyx yet, but i can tell just now that i already love this game.
    The subtle "shiet" in the background got me dying.

  • @biohazard5734
    @biohazard5734 4 роки тому +71

    Guys he's taking the job seriously alyx just caught him red handed suddenly

  • @SoradaServalY2K
    @SoradaServalY2K 4 роки тому +9

    It's been a long time since he's done this, give him a break.

  • @Castle77653
    @Castle77653 4 роки тому +1

    It’s been 13 years since he done this give him some slack lol

  • @richarde98
    @richarde98 4 роки тому +2

    The reaction made it much funnier

  • @nynchliggers7160
    @nynchliggers7160 4 роки тому +1

    "First day of the job eh, G?"

  • @TheProfet24
    @TheProfet24 4 роки тому +6

    SUPER SECRET GMAN SIGHTING (RARE!!!)

  • @FlashyLight
    @FlashyLight 4 роки тому +1

    If you close your eyes you actually can't see him. I say it's a pretty good disguise.

  • @jacobryan4569
    @jacobryan4569 3 роки тому

    The days go by

  • @stomyed22
    @stomyed22 4 роки тому +1

    g-man in hl1:randomly there,clearly setting something up gman in hl2:same thing i think g-man in this scene: oh h...hey....

    • @thetdmzack2929
      @thetdmzack2929 4 роки тому

      I like how he's just sitting there.

    • @stomyed22
      @stomyed22 4 роки тому

      @@thetdmzack2929 usually hes setting something up or inspecting/leavign but here hes just "just waiting for this door to open..."

    • @thetdmzack2929
      @thetdmzack2929 4 роки тому

      Yeah.

  • @Davtwan
    @Davtwan 4 роки тому

    “Look, I’m sorry. I’m just not feeling it today.”

  • @GewelReal
    @GewelReal 4 роки тому +7

    "Oh G, man"

  • @jesseking1403
    @jesseking1403 4 роки тому +1

    ...Rise and Shine, Ms. Vance...
    ...Wake up and smell the Combine...

  • @kasothronos4434
    @kasothronos4434 4 роки тому +2

    This is the best "Animation" I've seen XP

  • @user-xj9rd4zf9p
    @user-xj9rd4zf9p 3 роки тому +1

    Это было... каким-то образом это было в разы более впечатляющим, чем его каноничные появления. Это запоминается больше...

  • @GoldBearanimationsYT
    @GoldBearanimationsYT 4 роки тому +8

    That’s funny

  • @CollegeDroputPowerpoints
    @CollegeDroputPowerpoints 4 роки тому +12

    _Hey you havent seen Freeman by any chance have you? I think he dropped his wallet_

    • @agent_sus3273
      @agent_sus3273 2 роки тому

      No… I was looking for him, in fact. I think he dropped his… uh, phone. Maybe you can point me in the right direction?

  • @evieinfinite
    @evieinfinite 4 роки тому +2

    "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

  • @wolfcl0ck
    @wolfcl0ck 4 роки тому +1

    Inflexible.

  • @PsychoRavager
    @PsychoRavager 3 роки тому +2

    Alyx:
    "Gee, man!"

  • @ggabey14
    @ggabey14 4 роки тому +2

    23 seconds of my life i will never get back

  • @Azoth86730
    @Azoth86730 4 роки тому +1

    Top 10 G-Man Sightings

  • @S-CB-SL-Animations
    @S-CB-SL-Animations 3 роки тому +1

    "Are ya winning, Son?"

  • @chloe_gospinny
    @chloe_gospinny 3 роки тому +1

    The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world

  • @TheSkypetube
    @TheSkypetube 4 роки тому

    This was a valuable lesson in social distancing

  • @hoovythesendvichlover3119
    @hoovythesendvichlover3119 3 роки тому

    That "shit" at the end got me xD

  • @xx_admiralhipper420_xx9
    @xx_admiralhipper420_xx9 3 роки тому

    That "Shet" at the end lol

  • @sparkz6349
    @sparkz6349 4 роки тому +1

    Gman confused for half an hour

  • @mudkip3603
    @mudkip3603 3 роки тому

    I really connect to this and I dont know why

  • @stomatic_sleet5065
    @stomatic_sleet5065 2 роки тому +1

    The little “s h I t” at the end 😂

  • @theoceanman354
    @theoceanman354 3 роки тому

    “If I don’t move he can’t see me”

  • @karistartnotenough6358
    @karistartnotenough6358 4 роки тому

    Rise and shine Mrs.Alyx
    Rise and shine

  • @haiikulogic8295
    @haiikulogic8295 4 роки тому

    The *"shit"* after they close the door is the best

  • @maciejkamil
    @maciejkamil 4 роки тому +1

    Poor man. Not only was he imprisoned, but also his privacy is compromised.

  • @arktrooper9919
    @arktrooper9919 3 роки тому

    He is a little confused but he's got the spirit

  • @SoyBeanKifferroxTheCat
    @SoyBeanKifferroxTheCat 3 роки тому

    That "Shit" at the end got me

  • @taxcollector9543
    @taxcollector9543 3 роки тому +1

    "uhhm.... could you...erm...i did not know you were comin here...i did not wanted that...shit"

  • @DrVadGun
    @DrVadGun 3 роки тому +1

    They need an easter egg in a half life game where you knock on a bathroom stall and its gman inside.

  • @Mehmetyldrm_
    @Mehmetyldrm_ 4 роки тому

    "Cleverly done Miss Vance, but you're not supposed to be here."

  • @paraParasect
    @paraParasect 4 роки тому +2

    hes just looking for his passport.

  • @josephharold808
    @josephharold808 4 роки тому

    My man G-Man really do be nursing a hangover though.

  • @yarknark
    @yarknark 2 роки тому

    GMan encounters when speedrunners take 30 seconds to get past the area rather than 30 hours

  • @narcalis3602
    @narcalis3602 3 роки тому

    He hasn’t done a job in so long, he forgot how to go invisible

  • @bogdany.4505
    @bogdany.4505 3 роки тому

    I like how he was casually approaching him

  • @DiggySmash
    @DiggySmash 4 роки тому +3

    What a mess, the G-Man needs to get his life together.

  • @BlackMesaLaboratories
    @BlackMesaLaboratories 3 роки тому

    "Prepare for unforeseen consequences"
    -The G-Man

  • @afuea-qg5yo
    @afuea-qg5yo 4 роки тому +1

    He's trying, man

  • @SparksterMorgan
    @SparksterMorgan 3 роки тому

    He's just vibing bro, why you gotta judge him

  • @MTB396
    @MTB396 4 роки тому

    Just G-man being G-man, don't worry

  • @Grim_Pinata
    @Grim_Pinata 4 роки тому +1

    Reminds me of that part in Concerned where he tries to hide on the lamp post from Frohman. Good times.

  • @ComradeSeanski
    @ComradeSeanski 4 роки тому

    the "well shit" at the end got me

  • @duffinthemuffin5792
    @duffinthemuffin5792 3 роки тому

    I was waiting for him to say "hello there" soon as he stood up

  • @yourneighbor6152
    @yourneighbor6152 4 роки тому

    "we'll see about that"

  • @CelestialSwann
    @CelestialSwann 4 роки тому

    Poor G-Man, the long shifts must've brought an existential crisis haha

  • @Ribbons0121R121
    @Ribbons0121R121 4 роки тому

    he didnt even bring his suitcase.

  • @andotus7637
    @andotus7637 3 роки тому

    not even the dodecahedron was enough to contain him

  • @renownedhonor
    @renownedhonor 4 роки тому +1

    Damn, I almost thought that was a normal NPC because he didnt bring that briefcase! G-Man really got me, damn!

  • @aceofdiamonds203
    @aceofdiamonds203 3 роки тому +4

    The "shhit..." line had me in years lmaoo

  • @dutchdoggo
    @dutchdoggo 3 роки тому

    all these g-man memes just make him 10 times more spooky

  • @pilotmanpaul
    @pilotmanpaul 4 роки тому +1

    Wha- dude didn't even bring his suitcase. Looks like he woke up late again.

  • @s1destroyer235
    @s1destroyer235 3 роки тому

    *awkward staring intensifies*

  • @denhund101
    @denhund101 4 роки тому +1

    G-man : Don't mind me.
    Alyx :

  • @013wolfwarrior
    @013wolfwarrior 4 роки тому

    The right man in the wrong place can make all the differences... specially to ones reputation.

  • @alexhooper27
    @alexhooper27 3 роки тому +1

    Seems about right

  • @BluestSoldier
    @BluestSoldier 4 роки тому +1

    He always was the seeker in middle school because of his hideouts.

  • @MisterJohnDoe
    @MisterJohnDoe 4 роки тому

    I thought he was holding a glass of wine for a moment