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  • @jayjay86443
    @jayjay86443 8 років тому +217

    *"ENGINEER!"*
    (concerned)"Yeah?!"
    "I AM CAR!"
    (Starting up loudly)

    • @TyrannoWright
      @TyrannoWright 8 років тому +13

      BubrRrRrRrRrRrRrRr....

    • @dani1999n
      @dani1999n 7 років тому +11

      ohh this is bad

    • @mechalo5271
      @mechalo5271 7 років тому +9

      That there is just a sad display. *INCOMING SOLDIER!* What in Sam H-

    • @bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721
      @bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721 5 років тому +5

      @@mechalo5271 (NSFW noises) AAAAAAAAAAAH! Ze heck?

    • @chronologizer422
      @chronologizer422 4 роки тому +2

      I am CAAptain Maggot askmnkjsbfkwakj arrrr
      I will rip off your coc

  • @Darthzim950
    @Darthzim950 11 років тому +112

    New Merasmus call:
    "Come out, we have poop."
    "POOP!"

  • @Alienparty
    @Alienparty 10 років тому +28

    The storyline and the interaction between the characters are so beautiful and deep.

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old 2 роки тому

      Best ever Best Masterpiece

  • @c0baltl1ghtn1ng
    @c0baltl1ghtn1ng 10 років тому +54

    What's that, Spy favourite actor Bert Lancastor? You think people who hide are cowards? -Soldier- Wise words, Bert -soldier- Lancaster, you've convinced all of us -soldier- Damnit, Merasmus!

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old 2 роки тому

      Best ever Best Masterpiece

  • @ThatGrayCartoonPony
    @ThatGrayCartoonPony 11 років тому +89

    Merasmus iz here ! (3:03 Behind the window upstairs) :3

  • @Lotus201877
    @Lotus201877 10 років тому +84

    Best Line? "Virgin"

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 6 років тому +2

      LotusBloomsTwice i have no painis
      BWAAA.mp3
      Virgin

  • @KryptojackJr
    @KryptojackJr 10 років тому +121

    NOOOOOOO! LITTLE NOOOOOOO!

    • @TechnoKnight2520
      @TechnoKnight2520 7 років тому +5

      +Mr. Shades (KryptojackJr) Oh fUUUUckin please!

    • @kingpekka115
      @kingpekka115 5 років тому +3

      Scout: *Slowly* Wut da hell was dat MeeeeM??

    • @nero4864
      @nero4864 5 років тому +2

      @Pizzario Ohh that's slap me on dat knee

    • @aguafria9003
      @aguafria9003 4 роки тому +2

      @@nero4864 AHHHHHHHHHH

    • @chronologizer422
      @chronologizer422 4 роки тому +1

      @@aguafria9003 That is a diet I call *FUCK* .

  • @Pwnage195
    @Pwnage195  10 років тому +84

    Do you guys think I should post a Merasmus location reveal video for this video and Unstable_Red_Team?
    Reply and let me know! c:

    • @alanbernard2128
      @alanbernard2128 10 років тому

      Yeah, that sounds about right.

    • @katsyra
      @katsyra 10 років тому

      i found him :D on top is it >:3
      lel

    • @secret5274
      @secret5274 10 років тому

      In the room what almost on roof but still in building yup

    • @katsyra
      @katsyra 10 років тому

      Vault Boy *wink* :)

    • @mewtwo7319
      @mewtwo7319 9 років тому

      you're the best dr.medic

  • @gerrickmerquillospongememo7076
    @gerrickmerquillospongememo7076 3 роки тому +28

    1:54
    Sniper: He’s a touching story. Butts!! (Evil touchiest criminal snipe)
    Spy: Hahahahahahahahaaah!!! (Evil laugh)

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old 2 роки тому +2

      Best ever Best Masterpiece

    • @binkyschiller78
      @binkyschiller78 4 місяці тому

      "who touched my BABIES?!"

  • @AGamerWithNoGame
    @AGamerWithNoGame 11 років тому +53

    Merasmus is at the top of the screen at 3:02 , only hint

  • @kingpekka115
    @kingpekka115 5 років тому +14

    1:52 Here we have Soldier demonstrating the Box Dance at its finest.

  • @cooldude1854
    @cooldude1854 7 років тому +21

    I think this is the first video of this kind where Scout is Alive/Present through the entire video. #ScoutEquality

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old 2 роки тому +1

      Best ever Best Masterpiece

  • @CamaroZ-tc1ff
    @CamaroZ-tc1ff 8 років тому +70

    I hAAAAAAve no pinis
    virgin

  • @viniciusduarte3420
    @viniciusduarte3420 11 років тому +36

    Someone needs urgently to do the soldier box dance (1:52) for 10 hours.

    • @Mike-gm2qj
      @Mike-gm2qj 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old 2 роки тому +1

      Best ever Best Masterpiece

  • @KeejTV
    @KeejTV 9 років тому +13

    If you wanna see what hallucinogenic drugs are like,just watch these wonderful videos.

  • @Stormghetti
    @Stormghetti 10 років тому +21

    Heavy's looking for me?
    OH, SHET.

  • @Pwnage195
    @Pwnage195  10 років тому +115

    Nobody mentioned the soldier-medic action in the background starting at 4:20 and ending at 4:28? Ok.

    • @Red-zc1py
      @Red-zc1py 10 років тому +33

      I was more focused on Heavy's little no.

    • @paulisaacstodomingo
      @paulisaacstodomingo 10 років тому

      Well I never did comment before, but I saw that too. And no, medic, a weapon is not a hat.

    • @Zeldig
      @Zeldig 10 років тому +2

      Well ... I saw the same engineer in the bagground.
      3:16 to 3:19
      There is 1 behind him, 3 to the right and 1 at the exit door + the 1 infront of him.
      That is 1+3+1+1 = 6 engineers!

    • @plootoisaplanet
      @plootoisaplanet 10 років тому +5

      ...virgin...

    • @speckyonethreethreeseven1848
      @speckyonethreethreeseven1848 10 років тому

      mrselmer9 Says you?

  • @battlefool4723
    @battlefool4723 9 років тому +39

    2:23 "That is a diet i call fuck" - Spy 2013

    • @MrCubFan415
      @MrCubFan415 7 років тому +2

      Battlefool 000 **badum tss**

    • @pekkacarl3600
      @pekkacarl3600 7 років тому +2

      Battlefool 000 "Pornography starring your ass" - Spy 2010

  • @infurno855
    @infurno855 10 років тому +31

    Funny how engie said mama

  • @TheFapman96
    @TheFapman96 10 років тому +23

    1:45 GMod videos in a nutshell.

  • @MrXaryon
    @MrXaryon 9 років тому +89

    ... Virgin.

  • @ScarHydreigon87
    @ScarHydreigon87 9 років тому +18

    All I can tell you about this next procedure is that I'm going to charge!

    • @mechalo5271
      @mechalo5271 9 років тому

      +ScarHydreigon87 Ohh, that slaps me on the knee.

    • @alexandersilady4751
      @alexandersilady4751 8 років тому

      +ScarHydreigon87 That is a diet I call fack. *rimshot*

    • @mechalo5271
      @mechalo5271 8 років тому

      +Alexander Silady Ooh...ooh...much better.

  • @HumanTooth
    @HumanTooth 8 років тому +33

    That is a sniper I call virgin

  • @Dirge_of_Swans
    @Dirge_of_Swans 6 років тому +10

    I need the engineer's agonized harmonic scream at 3:47 as a .mp3 now

  • @orangemann2492
    @orangemann2492 9 років тому +17

    there's a bonus duck on the counter at 2:57

    • @mechalo5271
      @mechalo5271 9 років тому +1

      +Heather Vastakis "BONUS DUCKS!" -Merasmus

    • @andreanna2004
      @andreanna2004 2 роки тому +1

      **MERASMUS INTENSIFIES**

  • @FRD357
    @FRD357 9 років тому +1

    3:03 merasmus is hiding above the word hiding in the first of the three windows

  • @casey1714
    @casey1714 9 років тому +11

    3:47 I WILL SEND EVERY damn ONE OF YA BACK TO MaMa.

  • @kianthetrainspotter7777
    @kianthetrainspotter7777 3 роки тому +2

    2:57
    soldier
    SoLdIeR
    *soldier
    Dammit merasmus get out here
    NUUUUU

  • @Rosenator1
    @Rosenator1 10 років тому +3

    "Come out Merasmus! We have poop!"
    *"POOP!* Where?"
    [proceeds to lose my shit]

  • @danylopez123
    @danylopez123 10 років тому +26

    3:54
    Come out Merasmus! We have Poop

  • @happahchopah9103
    @happahchopah9103 8 років тому +4

    Heavy,
    That is not a Toy
    That is Cocaine!
    My Reaction:
    "Nope,its PillZ!"

  • @bronsonneill2944
    @bronsonneill2944 11 місяців тому +1

    *Spy rises from the tires*
    Spy:Virgin
    *spy lowers back down into the tires*

  • @Jackwald001
    @Jackwald001 7 років тому +4

    am I the only one who couldn't stop laughing at "little no"?

  • @Yan_Alkovic
    @Yan_Alkovic 10 років тому +25

    The Sniper looks so cute at 1:58 :3

  • @silverback940
    @silverback940 11 років тому +36

    WHAT........THE FUCK

  • @The-Real-Goob-DW
    @The-Real-Goob-DW 6 місяців тому +1

    Heavy: ugh..heavy does not feel right.
    Medic:thehealingisnotrewardingisahurting.
    Heavy:....uh-
    Medic: Idiot! (Zhe smacks heavy)

  • @TrumpLester
    @TrumpLester 10 років тому +5

    Scout: "Whhhaattt thhhee hheeellll waaasss thhhaaattt MEEEEMMM!"

    • @binkyschiller78
      @binkyschiller78 4 місяці тому

      "all i can tell you about this next procedure, is that i am going to charge."

  • @ucchirinerica1447
    @ucchirinerica1447 10 років тому +12

    Spy: BUBUBUBUBUTTSEX HAAAH
    Heavy: Spy, I have toys.
    Spy: Haa, Heavy, Heavy
    Heavy: What's the matter with you
    Spy: That is not a toy Heavy, that is caffeine

  • @patrik9328
    @patrik9328 7 років тому +6

    0:59 Captain Maggot!

  • @niikiyama
    @niikiyama 9 років тому +2

    *HEAVY! DAT IS NOT A TOY! DAT IS KOC KA IN!*

  • @PowerPointninja
    @PowerPointninja 10 років тому +4

    Buildin' a sentry! PONYPONYPONYPONYPONYPONYPONYPONYPONYPONY

  • @griffonkveseth5883
    @griffonkveseth5883 Рік тому +1

    If you go to 0:16, where Heavy gets high, you can hear a part of the song U.N Owen Was Her, but slowed down.

  • @diedbadly
    @diedbadly 10 років тому +9

    1:52 solider box song name?

    • @melihaksan
      @melihaksan 6 років тому +1

      I have seen death its called "living in a box (filler)"

  • @isalt5
    @isalt5 8 років тому +2

    1:00 Those Antlion Grubs never cease to creep me out.

  • @sagescout9710
    @sagescout9710 10 років тому +6

    I still can't find my wisdom-spencer! :c

  • @saltysquid7284
    @saltysquid7284 8 років тому +2

    "Dammit, Merasmus, get out here!"
    -"nooooon"-

  • @MarcoDotIO
    @MarcoDotIO 9 років тому +8

    2:05 NO! LITTLE NO!

    • @BBHSN98
      @BBHSN98 8 років тому

      best part

  • @ethanlee56
    @ethanlee56 5 років тому +2

    0:13 that is not a toy.. that is COCAINE!
    0:16 OH OHHiOHOHjozoHIhIgiHiHihiHiIhIhIHhOhHoOhOhHoohHo

  • @zigadox
    @zigadox 10 років тому +7

    Come out Merasmus. We have poop! Where? Here! poop poop poop poop poop

  • @Marispider
    @Marispider 11 років тому

    When I saw the description while the vid was loading, I immediately subscribed and liked.
    I have no regrets.

  • @PsychoticFox0120
    @PsychoticFox0120 10 років тому +4

    1:57 usual gmod face

  • @Patryk1023
    @Patryk1023 10 років тому +2

    guess what.
    it took me almost 1 year to see myself in cinema. XDDDDDDDDD

  • @DrPawsworth
    @DrPawsworth 9 років тому +3

    This is the song when looking for the wizard...heiyowahOUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOUOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA

    • @chronologizer422
      @chronologizer422 3 роки тому

      I've seen better sides of beef been run over by a money

  • @JaydenProductions9
    @JaydenProductions9 11 років тому +1

    1:51 BEST SOLDER DANCE EVER

  • @BG_MONKY
    @BG_MONKY 10 років тому +11

    soldier box dance needs to be a taunt

    • @Drakrylos
      @Drakrylos 10 років тому

      BAWKS... DANCE!! *Starts dancing*

  • @MusingMageofDisney
    @MusingMageofDisney 3 роки тому

    holy buckets i recognize the music at the beginning. Shipmeister's Humoresque.

  • @eddboi1683
    @eddboi1683 10 років тому +3

    Look it's a pyro at 2:37

  • @Bhunt9394
    @Bhunt9394 11 років тому +2

    ".... Virgin."
    Oh, that had me laughing harder then it should have! xD

  • @sakke7104
    @sakke7104 9 років тому +43

    could you tell me where you got the drugs you took before making this?

    • @Pwnage195
      @Pwnage195  9 років тому +20

      Nice try DEA.
      Not fallin' for it. :P

    • @James-xe8dq
      @James-xe8dq 8 років тому +2

      Merasmus is at the top

    • @許盞-l7i
      @許盞-l7i 6 років тому

      +Sakarias “Pootis Man” M不ˇ子arttila Letth 不

  • @krathos5643
    @krathos5643 7 років тому

    I LOVE THE SPY AT THE END SAYING:virgin.

  • @jusper2000
    @jusper2000 10 років тому +4

    Merasmus is on the top in the window at 3:02

  • @iamlazycatxP
    @iamlazycatxP 10 років тому +2

    0:40 Yes, he sure is a russian car...
    "russian car industry - having a good tanks doesn't mean we can't f*ck up with cars..."

  • @manuhell4106
    @manuhell4106 8 років тому +6

    i have no painis! duun virgin

  • @supermariobro93
    @supermariobro93 7 років тому +1

    "Dammit, Merasmus, get out here!"
    "NOOOOOON!"
    XD

  • @jellypishy22
    @jellypishy22 10 років тому +3

    Aren't those sniper targets called MeeM?

  • @alexkazhdan
    @alexkazhdan 10 років тому +1

    Now that's what I call a surprise ending!

  • @unknownunknownfreak3209
    @unknownunknownfreak3209 5 років тому +4

    4:38 "Virgin"

  • @robbiethecontroller9642
    @robbiethecontroller9642 5 років тому

    I've found Merasmus he is hiding behind a window on top of the frame, good hiding spot merasmus.

  • @Mr.Ladybug117
    @Mr.Ladybug117 9 років тому +3

    0:29 I've seen better sides of beef been run over by money

  • @Trainsim010
    @Trainsim010 10 років тому +1

    Unusual Jarate
    Effect: Flames
    + 100% projectile speed
    + Instant refill
    + Rapid fire always enabled
    + Covers the whole of the opposing team at once, no matter where it lands
    (Some magical stuff or even chemical is possibly in it? I dunno...)
    - 20% of health is used up when used just once
    - Opposing players will be covered in Jarate for only 0.5 seconds
    - You will be covered in Jarate for 30 seconds because friendly fire is enabled on it. HAH!
    I just thought of this shit from the top of my head. Duh!

  • @LydsTherinNotamon
    @LydsTherinNotamon 10 років тому +3

    Where is Private Twinkletoes?

  • @subaruimpreza1636
    @subaruimpreza1636 7 років тому +1

    "That's not a toy heavy,That is cocaine"
    Spy 2013

    • @chronologizer422
      @chronologizer422 3 роки тому

      *Sniffs cocaine*
      OoOoOoOoOoOoOOOOOOOOHHH
      *drugs kick in*
      _This is the song when looking for the wizard_
      _Hiding out_ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @CatandFriends1
    @CatandFriends1 11 років тому +4

    almost forgot to watch this today.

  • @watam8
    @watam8 9 років тому

    Merasmus is hiding in the top window on the one frame that he is hiding on.

  • @amazonparrot975
    @amazonparrot975 10 років тому +29

    So is the Sniper a girl?

    • @ThePseudonoob
      @ThePseudonoob 10 років тому +1

      More likely would I say that Sniper is a transexual.

    • @amazonparrot975
      @amazonparrot975 10 років тому

      ThePseudonoob XD

    • @zigadox
      @zigadox 10 років тому +1

      I prefer to think that when making the game models, valve did not intend for sexual parts to be there. They're not so persistent about designing penises...

    • @amazonparrot975
      @amazonparrot975 10 років тому

      Salvador Bond Esparraguera LOL

    • @pieropierobon9210
      @pieropierobon9210 10 років тому

      The Sniper Is a Spy ;3

  • @DrRoxburgh3
    @DrRoxburgh3 10 років тому

    If sniper has no pines, were does he get jarate, oh ant Merasmus is in the room on the top of the screen, very funny.

  • @Kikaioh
    @Kikaioh 11 років тому +5

    I FOUND MERASMUS

  • @SubaruImprezai
    @SubaruImprezai 8 років тому +2

    "I will send every damn one of you back to MOMMA" ~Enginengineer 2013

  • @Darkfreed0m
    @Darkfreed0m 10 років тому +6

    "oi HAAAAE no pinnis"

  • @galaxydogz7528
    @galaxydogz7528 8 років тому +2

    HEY SNIPER...virgin.

  • @thegreatmardleedum5728
    @thegreatmardleedum5728 8 років тому +3

    i found MARASMUS at 3:02

    • @bronyman9000
      @bronyman9000 8 років тому

      Where though I'm at fram

    • @bronyman9000
      @bronyman9000 8 років тому

      Lol never mind I just found him in ceiling area

    • @reinerbraun9103
      @reinerbraun9103 8 років тому

      +Spawn Loudermilk he's on da ceiling?

    • @bronyman9000
      @bronyman9000 8 років тому

      Yh

    • @dat0ne821
      @dat0ne821 7 років тому

      Spawn Loudermilk boo metAssmus is behind that glass in the ceiling

  • @kuelk1132
    @kuelk1132 9 років тому +2

    Heavy would make a good 4 wheel drive car

  • @AGamerWithNoGame
    @AGamerWithNoGame 11 років тому +5

    Virgin

  • @arctix6113
    @arctix6113 9 років тому

    That is not a toy, Heavy! That is CO-CO-INE. (How I heard it.)

  • @frick_dude5017
    @frick_dude5017 9 років тому

    My reaction to finding Merasmus: Hell, that was easy.

  • @cybervanguard8145
    @cybervanguard8145 7 років тому +2

    Anime or game characters that fit with audio:
    Yandere simulator: Ayano as spy
    Overwatch: Roadhog as heavy
    Overwatch: Torbiorn as engineer
    Red vs blue: Doc as medic
    RWBY: Ruby Rose as soldier
    Minecraft: skeleton as sniper
    Black Rock Shooter: Black Rock Shooter (of course) as scout

  • @chaoticengineering
    @chaoticengineering 3 роки тому

    the coke part i immediately recognized un owen was her that is slowed down

  • @TopSecretName
    @TopSecretName 11 років тому +1

    Worth the wait Mr. Spy. Very much so.

  • @Brittonbubba137
    @Brittonbubba137 7 років тому +1

    That is a diet I call fuck. *[BA-DUM-TSS, CANNED LAUGHTER]*

  • @bendyzipper
    @bendyzipper 10 років тому +2

    3:03 He's hiding by the top of the frame in the middle. top.
    *dealwithit.jpg*

  • @nexreonart
    @nexreonart 8 років тому +1

    What can i say about this..
    All Doctors are the best GMod animators

  • @RavingRaptor
    @RavingRaptor 11 років тому +1

    2:08 "NOOOOO, little nooo!" lost it xD

  • @CardinalSn
    @CardinalSn 8 років тому

    I have no words for what I just watched.

  • @aneggselentfellow5607
    @aneggselentfellow5607 6 років тому +1

    3:02 See the Engie meem? Now look above the Engie to the left. Your welcome.

  • @kodi0223
    @kodi0223 10 років тому

    Lol spy says virgin at end HILARIOUS XD

  • @DeathByAFreakinPanda
    @DeathByAFreakinPanda 11 років тому

    I watch this every night before I go to bed

  • @CyborianCronicles
    @CyborianCronicles 10 років тому +1

    Scout:You have kids that FUCKS the fricken point. *sudden realization* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Spy:OOOOOOOO

  • @crimeinmc1509
    @crimeinmc1509 8 років тому

    Merasmus is easy to SEE at top top right corner , if you pause the video and look at the left window at the top right corner you'll see him.

  • @perbrandt8772
    @perbrandt8772 10 років тому +1

    i found Merasmus, he is on the top in the window!

  • @gdmohdpiece
    @gdmohdpiece 9 років тому +2

    3:17 and 4:12 (find Engineers in this place!)
    4:15 (find Snipers in this place!)