Story Synopsis: One day, a Soldier, while inhaling cocaine and crapping out cupcakes, was interrupted by the Spy and several of his friends who started taunting him by repeatedly screaming "Meem". At that time, an unknowing Cowgineer wandered in, and mistakenly thinking he was mocking him, Soldier killed him. Not wanting to waste all the meat, Soldier proposed to have a cookout. Heavy and Sniper went picking sugar plums for the dressing while Soldier checked that all the invited guests had showed up. Mister Spoo excused himself to retreat himself into his daily routine of perversion and debauchery, and Trolldier Cop was erased from reality on account of not being born yet in the timeline. Demoman showed up drunk. Everyone else was there and accounted for. Engineer deployed the grill, and started drooling like mad at the thought of eating the Cowgineer burgers. Heavy tried to snatch a burger, but Soldier fiercely guarded his stash. After enduring Demoman and others' antics, Saxton Sus joined the party and distracted Soldier for just long enough for Heavy to eat a burger. Heavy then turned into the Cheesy Genie, and offered to grant three wishes. Demoman's wish for a thousand year reign of Scrumpy was rejected to avoid recycling a gag. Soldier wished to meet CrazyScoutFIN, and Heavy complied. Unfortunately, CrazyScout didn't appreciate Soldier's company much. Unfortunately, Pumkin barged in and demanded all the burgers, scaring away Saxton Sus in the process. Soldier tried desperately to stop him, but it was too late. He tried asking the Genie for the burgers back with the second wish, and he teleported them out of Pumkin's stomach, much to everyone's disgust. Doctor Oktoberfest finally arrived, who the Soldier greeted with a hearty kiss on the painis. The Doctor wished to learn magic, and with the final wish Heavy summoned Merasmus, who in turn called the Bombinomicon. An argument sparked between Soldier and Merasmus, and Soldier called upon the Japanese Merasmus to aid him. Unfortunately, Japanese Merasmus lost a gurgling contest and had to step down. American Merasmus tried killing him with a Shit Pickle, but missed and killed the Heavy instead. Awkwardly, he left, but transformed Medic into money. The Scout tried to buy a hooker with the Medic Money, but Grandpagineer arrived just in time to save the Medic. Mister Spoo finally finished his daily fap and game back, and Soldier played a practical prank by farting on his hands to lighten the mood, only to later ship his mother's coffin at his house, where he'd receive it two hours later. The Announcer then uncerimoniously declared the party over. The Demoman, drunk and unable to drive, asked for a ride home, and Engineer suggested to take the Piss Train. Everyone started dancing a magical conga, including Saxton Sus, and lo and behold, the Piss Train was summoned. Everyone hopped on the Piss Train, while Demoman pissed in a jar to get it going, mostly missing it and urinating on the hooker instead. The Piss Train soared over the Rainbow Road, with everyone enjoying the trip. Heavy made a nuisance of himself stealing money and raping random people to pass the time, but eventually the train came to a stop. Everyone peeked out of the window only to find out they had ended up in Canada. Among the others' insults, the train backed up to Pyro's House. The Engineer stepped down and went knocking, and sure enough Pyro was in. He turned his back to give everyone the good news, and just then he was murdered with an axe in the back. A terrified Spy identified the Pyro as a mumbling murdering mush-mouthed monster and barely had the time to do so before being torn to pieces. Saxton Sus tried to stop Pyro, thinking he had stolen his precious dog, but was also brutally killed. Soldier called for everyone to escape to the Piss Train, but Scout didn't make it inside and was caught and axed to death. Grandpagineer died of a heart attack while Demoman was also killed. In a desperate move, Soldier tried to distract the Pyro with the hooker, to no avail. While running again, he bumped into Doctor Oktoberfest, who was finally freed from his money curse. Soldier warned him to run from the Pyro, but then the Doctor revealed himself to have been the murderous Pyro all along, dramatically and gorily dismembering the Soldier. The End. The premiere of "The mumbling murdering mush-mouthed Monster" was over. Everyone got up from their front-row seats and started discussing the movie, while an uncouth hipster Spy heckled them from the back rows. The film cast and the heckler started scuffling, but they all got distracted by the sight of a Golden Pan. Overtaken by greed, everyone rushed to grab it. A bloody melee sparked out, everyone made no distinction between friend and foe, many were devoured by Pumkin, several of the cast were turned into Australium statues or battered to death, until Merasmus and Japanese Merasmus grabbed hold of the pan and made it disappear. The few survivors of the battle raged at the Announcer, who was sexually aroused by all the violence. Eventually, taking pity on the state of chaos the theatre was in, Piss Train did the only sensible thing, leaping down from the skies and destroying the world.
+ZorotheGallade Good synopsis, although I have to point out a few inconsistencies: 1. Just for starters and a bit of a nit-pick, but the characters were noted mostly non-specifically. A bit of naming helps here, like the speech bubbles do. It makes it even less confusing to follow. 2. I don't know if sugar plums make very good burger dressing (though I'm just a "bacon-cheeseburger person" so don't take my word for it), but (Girly) Heavy just wanted sugar plums and is then sent with (Asshole) Sniper to find them. 3. The Engineer at the grill actually vomited when he discovered that the meat was made from Cowgineer. 4. The genie Heavy did not eat the burgers, he ate the roadkill that was inside of Demo's soup can. 5. _Rain_ of scrumpy. 6. Pumkin entered in disguised as CrazyScout. Demo calls him out just before he's revealed. 7. Japanese Merasmus turned Dr. Oktoberfest into money, not American Merasmus since he just fled. 8. Fem-Scout's a hooker? Well actually I'll let that fly. :P 9. Old-Man Engi whacked the Scout into Mr. Spoo's house, causing Mr. Spoo to run back holding him. 10. The Rapist Heavy who robbed the passengers was thrown off the Piss Train when it ran over a bump. 11. Piss Train actually went off without the passengers, leaving them at Pyro's House in Canada. 12. Engineer didn't technically knock on the door, but he did declare that they made it. 13. Soldier was just scared and trying to think about boobies, then of course Fem-Scout got killed. 14. The two Merasmus's just killed each other leaving the gold pan behind. Asshole Sniper took the pan while no one was looking, and blew himself up in shit-filled rage causing the pan to fly directly into the Announcer's she-dick.
ZorotheGallade You forgot about that fact that the Japanese merasmas actually reflected the shit pickle at American merasmas. He then killed the genie for laughing at him
HUGE PROPS go out to you for making this. I can't make a smexual longer than 3 minutes, but you managed to make one FIFTEEN MINUTES LONG. You get all the respect, J-Man.
12:21 GALDEN PAAAAN! Here's all the falls of each character. (And do tell me the actual names of the characters if I don't know them or get any of them wrong) (we got scripts, so I think I can detail everything now) Dr. Oktoberfest - Slain by the horde of pan-hungry fighters. Mister SpOOooOOooOOOOOOO - Knocked out by Director Spy. Farmer Soldier - Director Spy took the pan and hit him with it. Director Spy - Torn in half by Saxton SaaS. Saxton SaaS - Stomped by Soldier. Sniper Owl - The afro Demoman told the hungry pumpkin to eat him. Hungry Pumpkin - The afro Demoman exploded him from the inside. Oldgineer - After being hit by a Sandman ball, Maniac Pyro chopped him. Girl Scout, Nauseated Engineer, Girly Heavy - All three were smacked by Maniac Pyro holding the golden pan. Maniac Pyro - Hit himself with the pan. Merasmus, Japanese Merasmus, Bombinomicon - The spell they unleashed wiped all of them out at the same time. Cheesy Genie - "They are dead, and I am not!" Hah, you screwed up now! Scout - The Rapist Heavy stuck a finger in so hard it destroyed his bum. Sniper - Rage quit when seeing nobody knew him. Soldier, Afro Demoman, Rapist Heavy and Administrator - Bombarded by a bunch of Piss Trains. Where ever the pan is, we will never know. Maybe we will.
That was the worst genie ever. He didn’t bring CrazyScout but that antisemitic pumpkin in disguise. He didn’t give soldier his food back as it was, just gave him the pumpkin’s stomach contents. He was too stupid to teach medic magic.
This is the greatest Gathering of Gmodders and Smexual characters in UA-cam History. And I goddamn love it. Also 6:05 was amazing. Plus 7:05 and 7:22 were awesome.
I'm surprised no one has made a gmod version of this yet, because it would take a long time to make a GOOD gmod version of this, but if there's already someone out there who's working on it, PLEASE DONT LET US DOWN!!
Ranks of the battle: (Inspired by Mechalo) 22nd: Dr. Octoberfest - Killed by Demoman and Girly Heavy 21st: Mr. Spoo - KO'd by Director Spy 20th: Farmer Soldier - Hit by the Golden Pan used by Director Spy 19th: Director Spy - Stretched to death by Hot Sauce 18th: Hot Sauce - Stomped by Trolldier Cop 17th: Sniper Owl - Eaten by Hungry Pumpkin 16th: Hungry Pumpkin - Exploded by Afro Demoman 15th: Oldgineer - Chopped by Maniac Pyro 14th: Girl Scout - Hit by the Golden Pan used by Maniac Pyro 13th: Nauseated Engineer - Hit by the Golden Pan used by Maniac Pyro 12th: Girly Heavy - Hit by the Golden Pan used by Maniac Pyro 11th: Maniac Pyro - Hit himself by the Golden Pan Tie for 10th: Merasmus/Bombonomicon and Japanese Merasmus - Teleported/Exploded 8th: Cheesy Genie - Killed Himself 7th: Scout - Shot down by Rapist Heavy 6th: Sniper - Rage Quit 4 way tie for 5th: Soldier, Afro Demoman, Rapist Heavy and Administrator - Bombarded by Piss Trains Last member standing: Dr. Sentrystein
Farm Soldier: Rolecall!...Labalous, Gimpy, Dumpy *slap* Engineer! Engineer: Sorry, man.. Farm Soldier: Check! Mr. Mr. Spoo & Farm Soldier: *SpoooOOooOOooOOOOOOOOOoooo*(?) Farm Soldier: Check! Mr. Spoo: Too bad, I have to do a (?) at home... *trixietimepornography* HAhahahahaha(?) Farm Soldier: Me...Check! My other Me... emmm... Soldier Cop: I am Soldier Cop . w . Farm Soldeir: *fuuny sound* You don't even exist, yet! Soldier Cop: What!= FUUUUUUUUUUuuuuUUUUUUU...!!!
i never seen this video before it's so funny that i laugh so much and it is very awesome that you spent on time making that video in 2014 #very great job SneakiestChameleon :3
Meet the cast: Farmer Soldier, Mister Spoo, Nauseated Engineer, Pirate Sniper, Cowgineer, Girly Heavy, Drunken Wild Afro Demo, Captain Soldier, Saxton Sauce, Cheesy Genie Heavy, Pumkin, Dr. Oktoberfest, American Merasmus, Japanese Merasmus, Sprinter Scout, Femscout, Grandpa Engineer, (NO!) Announcer, The Piss Train, Rapist Heavy, Crazed Killer Pyro, Director Spy, and Dr. Sentrystein. (I hope I got most of those right.)
Actually from what I recall, Payton never finished his SFM of it. He got to about 5 minutes in before the workload got to him. (I said he didn't have to do the whole smexual canon) That was years ago and I wonder if this implies something.
The little alert that shows who's speaking is a godsend.
I can't wait for the Gmod version
i´m thinking about making a bionicle/lego version of this.
sadly, i don´t have have gmod, neither SFM
Its been too damn long. WHERE IS THAT GMOD?!
kulerage Þ I hope one is made because I could not follow this.
+kulerage 11 months later.. no version out yet :C
Payton Tate is animating an SFM one. but it's gonna be GMOD like because he animates it like that XD
For the record, is Mr. Spoo and Director Spy the same person?
They're two different spies.
Cheers, progress report's coming up in a few hours.
Okay I took notice that your Mr. Spoo isn't matching the other scenes in my smexual. He was originally depicted with Sniper's Liquidator's Lid hat.
Wait but isn't he wearing a beret in the thumbnail? At least at the very beginning,
I mean I can totally clear it up, just checking
He wore the Liquidator's Lid in the other scenes, and on the other video I made.
"Behold... PIIIIIIISSSSSSSS TRAAAAAAAAIIIIINNN!!" ~ Greatest words to end 2014.
That's the year when Five Nights at Freddy's was made.
Story Synopsis:
One day, a Soldier, while inhaling cocaine and crapping out cupcakes, was interrupted by the Spy and several of his friends who started taunting him by repeatedly screaming "Meem". At that time, an unknowing Cowgineer wandered in, and mistakenly thinking he was mocking him, Soldier killed him.
Not wanting to waste all the meat, Soldier proposed to have a cookout. Heavy and Sniper went picking sugar plums for the dressing while Soldier checked that all the invited guests had showed up. Mister Spoo excused himself to retreat himself into his daily routine of perversion and debauchery, and Trolldier Cop was erased from reality on account of not being born yet in the timeline. Demoman showed up drunk. Everyone else was there and accounted for.
Engineer deployed the grill, and started drooling like mad at the thought of eating the Cowgineer burgers. Heavy tried to snatch a burger, but Soldier fiercely guarded his stash. After enduring Demoman and others' antics, Saxton Sus joined the party and distracted Soldier for just long enough for Heavy to eat a burger. Heavy then turned into the Cheesy Genie, and offered to grant three wishes. Demoman's wish for a thousand year reign of Scrumpy was rejected to avoid recycling a gag. Soldier wished to meet CrazyScoutFIN, and Heavy complied. Unfortunately, CrazyScout didn't appreciate Soldier's company much.
Unfortunately, Pumkin barged in and demanded all the burgers, scaring away Saxton Sus in the process. Soldier tried desperately to stop him, but it was too late. He tried asking the Genie for the burgers back with the second wish, and he teleported them out of Pumkin's stomach, much to everyone's disgust.
Doctor Oktoberfest finally arrived, who the Soldier greeted with a hearty kiss on the painis. The Doctor wished to learn magic, and with the final wish Heavy summoned Merasmus, who in turn called the Bombinomicon. An argument sparked between Soldier and Merasmus, and Soldier called upon the Japanese Merasmus to aid him. Unfortunately, Japanese Merasmus lost a gurgling contest and had to step down. American Merasmus tried killing him with a Shit Pickle, but missed and killed the Heavy instead. Awkwardly, he left, but transformed Medic into money.
The Scout tried to buy a hooker with the Medic Money, but Grandpagineer arrived just in time to save the Medic. Mister Spoo finally finished his daily fap and game back, and Soldier played a practical prank by farting on his hands to lighten the mood, only to later ship his mother's coffin at his house, where he'd receive it two hours later.
The Announcer then uncerimoniously declared the party over. The Demoman, drunk and unable to drive, asked for a ride home, and Engineer suggested to take the Piss Train. Everyone started dancing a magical conga, including Saxton Sus, and lo and behold, the Piss Train was summoned.
Everyone hopped on the Piss Train, while Demoman pissed in a jar to get it going, mostly missing it and urinating on the hooker instead.
The Piss Train soared over the Rainbow Road, with everyone enjoying the trip. Heavy made a nuisance of himself stealing money and raping random people to pass the time, but eventually the train came to a stop. Everyone peeked out of the window only to find out they had ended up in Canada. Among the others' insults, the train backed up to Pyro's House.
The Engineer stepped down and went knocking, and sure enough Pyro was in. He turned his back to give everyone the good news, and just then he was murdered with an axe in the back. A terrified Spy identified the Pyro as a mumbling murdering mush-mouthed monster and barely had the time to do so before being torn to pieces. Saxton Sus tried to stop Pyro, thinking he had stolen his precious dog, but was also brutally killed. Soldier called for everyone to escape to the Piss Train, but Scout didn't make it inside and was caught and axed to death. Grandpagineer died of a heart attack while Demoman was also killed. In a desperate move, Soldier tried to distract the Pyro with the hooker, to no avail. While running again, he bumped into Doctor Oktoberfest, who was finally freed from his money curse. Soldier warned him to run from the Pyro, but then the Doctor revealed himself to have been the murderous Pyro all along, dramatically and gorily dismembering the Soldier. The End.
The premiere of "The mumbling murdering mush-mouthed Monster" was over. Everyone got up from their front-row seats and started discussing the movie, while an uncouth hipster Spy heckled them from the back rows. The film cast and the heckler started scuffling, but they all got distracted by the sight of a Golden Pan. Overtaken by greed, everyone rushed to grab it.
A bloody melee sparked out, everyone made no distinction between friend and foe, many were devoured by Pumkin, several of the cast were turned into Australium statues or battered to death, until Merasmus and Japanese Merasmus grabbed hold of the pan and made it disappear. The few survivors of the battle raged at the Announcer, who was sexually aroused by all the violence. Eventually, taking pity on the state of chaos the theatre was in, Piss Train did the only sensible thing, leaping down from the skies and destroying the world.
+ZorotheGallade Good synopsis, although I have to point out a few inconsistencies:
1. Just for starters and a bit of a nit-pick, but the characters were noted mostly non-specifically. A bit of naming helps here, like the speech bubbles do. It makes it even less confusing to follow.
2. I don't know if sugar plums make very good burger dressing (though I'm just a "bacon-cheeseburger person" so don't take my word for it), but (Girly) Heavy just wanted sugar plums and is then sent with (Asshole) Sniper to find them.
3. The Engineer at the grill actually vomited when he discovered that the meat was made from Cowgineer.
4. The genie Heavy did not eat the burgers, he ate the roadkill that was inside of Demo's soup can.
5. _Rain_ of scrumpy.
6. Pumkin entered in disguised as CrazyScout. Demo calls him out just before he's revealed.
7. Japanese Merasmus turned Dr. Oktoberfest into money, not American Merasmus since he just fled.
8. Fem-Scout's a hooker? Well actually I'll let that fly. :P
9. Old-Man Engi whacked the Scout into Mr. Spoo's house, causing Mr. Spoo to run back holding him.
10. The Rapist Heavy who robbed the passengers was thrown off the Piss Train when it ran over a bump.
11. Piss Train actually went off without the passengers, leaving them at Pyro's House in Canada.
12. Engineer didn't technically knock on the door, but he did declare that they made it.
13. Soldier was just scared and trying to think about boobies, then of course Fem-Scout got killed.
14. The two Merasmus's just killed each other leaving the gold pan behind. Asshole Sniper took the pan while no one was looking, and blew himself up in shit-filled rage causing the pan to fly directly into the Announcer's she-dick.
+SneakiestChameleon Well, like the Piss Train, it seems my interpretation went a bit...off track.
+ZorotheGallade DEAR GOD.
Yesh, I'll give you a like for the effort.
ZorotheGallade
You forgot about that fact that the Japanese merasmas actually reflected the shit pickle at American merasmas. He then killed the genie for laughing at him
Now THIS is art.
Overwatch will never have this.
HUGE PROPS go out to you for making this. I can't make a smexual longer than 3 minutes, but you managed to make one FIFTEEN MINUTES LONG. You get all the respect, J-Man.
12:21 GALDEN PAAAAN!
Here's all the falls of each character. (And do tell me the actual names of the characters if I don't know them or get any of them wrong) (we got scripts, so I think I can detail everything now)
Dr. Oktoberfest - Slain by the horde of pan-hungry fighters.
Mister SpOOooOOooOOOOOOO - Knocked out by Director Spy.
Farmer Soldier - Director Spy took the pan and hit him with it.
Director Spy - Torn in half by Saxton SaaS.
Saxton SaaS - Stomped by Soldier.
Sniper Owl - The afro Demoman told the hungry pumpkin to eat him.
Hungry Pumpkin - The afro Demoman exploded him from the inside.
Oldgineer - After being hit by a Sandman ball, Maniac Pyro chopped him.
Girl Scout, Nauseated Engineer, Girly Heavy - All three were smacked by Maniac Pyro holding the golden pan.
Maniac Pyro - Hit himself with the pan.
Merasmus, Japanese Merasmus, Bombinomicon - The spell they unleashed wiped all of them out at the same time.
Cheesy Genie - "They are dead, and I am not!" Hah, you screwed up now!
Scout - The Rapist Heavy stuck a finger in so hard it destroyed his bum.
Sniper - Rage quit when seeing nobody knew him.
Soldier, Afro Demoman, Rapist Heavy and Administrator - Bombarded by a bunch of Piss Trains.
Where ever the pan is, we will never know. Maybe we will.
Who was the Engineer that survived at the end?
A bit late, but according to my senses, that was Dr. Sentrystein if I got it correct.
Dr. Sentrystein got the pan.
@@ultraboy9670 Dr. Sentrystein.
@@mechalo5271 what about me
Mates?
That was the worst genie ever. He didn’t bring CrazyScout but that antisemitic pumpkin in disguise. He didn’t give soldier his food back as it was, just gave him the pumpkin’s stomach contents. He was too stupid to teach medic magic.
14:01 That "Bald-headed yogurt slinger" segment got me so good! And now i'm dead, "NOT BIG SURPRISE".
If anyone attempts to Gmod this entire thing, I wish you the best of luck!!
Payton Tate is Making an SFM version. And I GUARANTEE it'll be one of the most insane things you'll ever see.
It's still in the works, though. He's gonna have to take a LOoOoOoOoOoOoOng while to complete it, though.
@@mechalo5271 well it looks like the project was scrapped
@@wolfystudios1117 Aw, piss.
Even tho it was not complete I really liked it. Anyone has the archived version of it?
14:50 just for the guys who love hearing the non stop explosions of piss trains
R.i.p Cowgineer. 2013-2014. Made a good burger though.
Invokem other Merasmus!
What?
Konichiwa! Watashi wa Merasmus.
Nooooo! I am Merasmus.
Nani?
The REAL Merasmus.
Engi got it right.. that's the only way to describe this piece of art xD
"Holy shit."
Probably the most underrated moment in this vid is the part when farmer soldier tells vomitgineer to deploy a grill
3:59 Genie! I wish to meet the famous UA-camr Burt Lancaster. I mean CrazyScout!
Yes.
"You crashed my boat 300 miles from sea!" ...How??
TheBigL1 *M A G I C!* HUZZAH!
0:54-0:56 thanks i really needed that
I lost it when Japanese Merasmus started to sing Kimigayo.
1:38 Check Mr. SpUUUUUuUUUUUUuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUuUuUuUuUuUu.
Lol vid XD
I would've expected this to be here by Christmas, but I'm glad it's here.
OH MY BOMB GOD I LOVED IT !
Now we need to summon da best gmodder to animate this !
*****
Aye !
Maybe we need moar than 1 master of gmod to animate dis ?
*medic voice* I WANT NAMES !
FINHeavich?
Dr.Face. Get him to fuhin do it.
+TheInvertedShadow
Medic Money requires to be made, DO IT, YOU SCRUB!
1:39 soldier: mr
Spy and soldier: spoowoowo-
11:44
We been here for 9 years and the SFM or GMod animation is still not out
13:55 that Merasmus spell killed me XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣
"If you know what's good for you, you will RUN!"
"Why?"
"Because there's a crazy Pyro killing all of us!"
"Ooh!" (Unzips disguise)
"GYAAAAAAH!"
ITS GLORIOUS, ITS LEMON SCENTED
What a ride this was.
7:47 And now you must acquire a taste for free-form jazz
Still the best collab I've listened to
1:39 Mr SpooooOooooOoooooOooOoOoOo Check
8:09, 8:14
I think this is my favorite joke/gag
I just got that Trolldier Cop doesn't exist yet because the smexual he stars in wasn't made when this was
This is the greatest Gathering of Gmodders and Smexual characters in UA-cam History.
And I goddamn love it.
Also 6:05 was amazing.
Plus 7:05 and 7:22 were awesome.
LOL AT 10:05
Mr. Spoo:As long as nothing dumb happens.
*Spoo gets interrupted*
Mr. Spoo:I SAID AS LONG AS NOTHING DUMB HAPPENS! *explodes*
The slight animation you've done with just the heads is by far one of the best things I've seen in a smexual video.
I can't believe you included the TRAAAIIIN RAAAIIIN!!!
A few days after I discovered that map!!! (:D
R.I.P. Rick May, 1940-2020
1:27 “Oh, boy!”
(POW!)
AHH-HOO-HOO-HOOEY!
This is modern art at its peck of perfection
still every second is godlike!
This is the best podcast I've ever listened to
"Give me the burger""Let's seeeee NO!"*GEV MEH DA BERGER*
“Whooo whooooo!!!”
“No, what does the P train say?”
“*sigh*.... “
11:01 Mr.Spoo: The Pyro is mumbling murdering mmmmmmush-mouthed monster! That idiot doomed us-
*Pyro kills him*
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
I'm surprised no one has made a gmod version of this yet, because it would take a long time to make a GOOD gmod version of this, but if there's already someone out there who's working on it, PLEASE DONT LET US DOWN!!
The date this was released, my M O T H E R turned 34
Also.
Let the Pisstrain win the Golden Pan.
6:35 The japanese word for sorry is actually Go-mi-neh or Go-me-na-sai, i think they both mean the same thing pretty much. :p
I think I intentionally wanted Japanese Merasmus to say that in English.
*****
It was a joke, like Merasmus said "sorry" in English, and then it's like I didn't know what sorry means.
Ranks of the battle: (Inspired by Mechalo)
22nd: Dr. Octoberfest - Killed by Demoman and Girly Heavy
21st: Mr. Spoo - KO'd by Director Spy
20th: Farmer Soldier - Hit by the Golden Pan used by Director Spy
19th: Director Spy - Stretched to death by Hot Sauce
18th: Hot Sauce - Stomped by Trolldier Cop
17th: Sniper Owl - Eaten by Hungry Pumpkin
16th: Hungry Pumpkin - Exploded by Afro Demoman
15th: Oldgineer - Chopped by Maniac Pyro
14th: Girl Scout - Hit by the Golden Pan used by Maniac Pyro
13th: Nauseated Engineer - Hit by the Golden Pan used by Maniac Pyro
12th: Girly Heavy - Hit by the Golden Pan used by Maniac Pyro
11th: Maniac Pyro - Hit himself by the Golden Pan
Tie for 10th: Merasmus/Bombonomicon and Japanese Merasmus - Teleported/Exploded
8th: Cheesy Genie - Killed Himself
7th: Scout - Shot down by Rapist Heavy
6th: Sniper - Rage Quit
4 way tie for 5th: Soldier, Afro Demoman, Rapist Heavy and Administrator - Bombarded by Piss Trains
Last member standing: Dr. Sentrystein
3:05 "Where's my _fucking _*_CRAACK!?"_*
The Johnny H. Productions logo theme, painis-ized.
7:48 Now you acquire a taste of FREE FORM JAZZ!!
a couple of gmoders got to collab together to make a animated version, that'd be beautiful
you know this could be animated as a collab. people could take charge of different parts of the audio
I remember the original video released and I loved it
Do you have it by any chance?
@@mbeheshtis no
@@mbeheshtisbut I do remember most of the scenes in original video in my mind the 1st part
Not the 2nd or 3rd parts
I WISH THAT SOMEONE COULD REANIMATE THIS OR MAKE A COLLAB THAT CAN REANIMATE THIS SMEXUAL
Farm Soldier: Rolecall!...Labalous, Gimpy, Dumpy *slap* Engineer!
Engineer: Sorry, man..
Farm Soldier: Check! Mr.
Mr. Spoo & Farm Soldier: *SpoooOOooOOooOOOOOOOOOoooo*(?)
Farm Soldier: Check!
Mr. Spoo: Too bad, I have to do a (?) at home... *trixietimepornography* HAhahahahaha(?)
Farm Soldier: Me...Check! My other Me... emmm...
Soldier Cop: I am Soldier Cop . w .
Farm Soldeir: *fuuny sound* You don't even exist, yet!
Soldier Cop: What!= FUUUUUUUUUUuuuuUUUUUUU...!!!
i never seen this video before it's so funny that i laugh so much and it is very awesome that you spent on time making that video in 2014 #very great job SneakiestChameleon :3
with that I DARE anyone who is a gmod/SFM maker to make all 14 minutes of this awesome video!!!! x3
Rest in RIP Robin Williams.
I have never felt happier for learning Japanese.
isn't that true, メラーズムース？
HONEY GET THE POPCORN!!!
The famous UA-camr CrazyScout! Can I have an autograph?
Patrick: Cheesy Genie.
10:58-11:56
Probably the best part of this immensely, awesomely, hilariously epic smexual!! IMO
I find there's an art to mixing Heavy to sing.
When he went for the sugarplums... one of the best I've heard.
"You do not even exist yet!"
"What? fUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
4:33 rip headphone
G I V E M E T H E B E R G E R S!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cast
Pt1
Octavia-soldier
Sasuke-cowngineer
Cole catfish-sniper
Chad - Soldier 2
Ryan(tdrr)-heavy
Izzy(tdi)-spy
Cody(tdi)-engineer
Sora-demoman
Riku-soldier 3
Pt2
Onyx/Vorrin-Saxton
Frugoll-Heavy genie
-Cracky scout
-hungry Pumpkin
Pt3
Gareth/Gary(RG)-Medic
Caleb-Meramus 1
Hal zirone-Merasmus 2
Mr. Spoo is always a win. 1:39
The Japanese Merasmus-Sama is the best character of the entire series! Change my mind, i dare you!
i would love to see someone remake ALL of this
8:52 One, two three, kick!!!!
Quite the Piss Train ride to hilarious hell and back!
I like you put the speech bubbles above the characters, so we know who's talking.
Merasmus's Kimigayo would've made me salute.
Mr.SpoOoOoOoOo is da best.
rip cowgineer X_X
It may go to Cowgineer Heaven. :(
I dare anybody who has the guts and the patience to make a gmod video of this
Meet the cast:
Farmer Soldier, Mister Spoo, Nauseated Engineer, Pirate Sniper, Cowgineer, Girly Heavy, Drunken Wild Afro Demo, Captain Soldier, Saxton Sauce, Cheesy Genie Heavy, Pumkin, Dr. Oktoberfest, American Merasmus, Japanese Merasmus, Sprinter Scout, Femscout, Grandpa Engineer, (NO!) Announcer, The Piss Train, Rapist Heavy, Crazed Killer Pyro, Director Spy, and Dr. Sentrystein. (I hope I got most of those right.)
Medic: 7:22
Me: SOMEONE GIVE ME THE LINK!!!
Paaaaaaai pai pai pai pai pai pai pai paaaaaaaaai pai p pai pai pai pai pai pai---*BOOOOOOM*
merasmus singing the japanese anthem...wonderful
The Pumpkin always hits hard XD
you broke it with half a minute! Good job man.
I'd say more like 10 seconds, that first 20 seconds was padding.
A video is still a video, kek.
Sands of Tide fits oddly well for this video
GOLDEN PAN !!!!!!!!
SneakiestChameleon! it's perfect work!
国歌でつっかえちゃったよ笑
とんでもないは笑えた
This is the beginning of the even higher level of chaos!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Johhney H Productions Logo 0:20
0:54 make 10 hours version please
This audio used to be in a payton tate Gmod that, sadly, isn't on youtube anymore.
Actually from what I recall, Payton never finished his SFM of it. He got to about 5 minutes in before the workload got to him. (I said he didn't have to do the whole smexual canon) That was years ago and I wonder if this implies something.
@@SneakiestChameleon Even though his project was unfinished, why is it not on UA-cam anymore?
@@SneakiestChameleon this a unfinished animation payton tate?
6:35 It's "gomennasai"（ごめんなさい）.
Why am I only seeing this for the first time 3 years later?
Its a thing of monstress beauty my friend