Counter Strike: The Durst Offensive (JonTron & H3H3)

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  • Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
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    Jon, Ethan, and Fred Durst find out a cold hard lesson about online gaming.

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  • @kerhs9287
    @kerhs9287 9 років тому +4089

    Jon isnt too bad at this, i want a series tbh

    • @feralcatify
      @feralcatify 9 років тому +16

      H

    • @behema9815
      @behema9815 9 років тому +12

      +Riley cool kid I

    • @8balls122
      @8balls122 9 років тому +11

      +ben hasler V

    • @eDOTrekt
      @eDOTrekt 9 років тому +8

      +Danny St. Clair c-c-c-combo breaker

    • @GrimZombiex
      @GrimZombiex 9 років тому +45

      yeah and call it game grumps... no wait

  • @danielgonzalez7014
    @danielgonzalez7014 8 років тому +5284

    this is my favorite episode of game grumps

    • @XxRandomxNamexX
      @XxRandomxNamexX 8 років тому +243

      Honestly, I'd watch a channel of Jon and Ethan playing games.

    • @alexd4977
      @alexd4977 8 років тому +3

      ,

    • @leecairnduff8021
      @leecairnduff8021 8 років тому +50

      +Raspberry Collinsworth Game goofs

    • @leecairnduff8021
      @leecairnduff8021 8 років тому +2

      I'd watch that

    • @AgentHax
      @AgentHax 8 років тому +1

      digglythe milkman that would be amazing

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 9 років тому +337

    I thought Jon and Ethan were just going to troll hard on this game, but Jon knows how to clean up!

    • @tombowombo-
      @tombowombo- 9 років тому +3

      +CreepsMcPasta that hawth dude is way better than jon and ethan, he must have TONS of youtube subscribers!

    • @outpostthirtyone3407
      @outpostthirtyone3407 4 роки тому +2

      Uh, hi Creeps four years later???

    • @ThatOneHellsingFan
      @ThatOneHellsingFan 3 роки тому +1

      @@outpostthirtyone3407 what.

    • @artilyon
      @artilyon 3 роки тому +1

      @@ThatOneHellsingFan lol "now I am part of this >:D"

    • @GreenNinjaTea
      @GreenNinjaTea 11 місяців тому

      Pedophile

  • @imstoned6
    @imstoned6 8 років тому +407

    "do you wanna make sure your keyboard isn't upside down buddy?"
    "okay, let me check that.........nope, it's fine"

    • @amymeyn8881
      @amymeyn8881 4 роки тому +11

      My favorite line in this whole video 😂

  • @MrBrianHibbs
    @MrBrianHibbs 8 років тому +1711

    I could listen to them just not give a shit about that one guy trying to teach them for hours.
    It's the sound of justice, pure and simple.

    • @SimplyAnime101
      @SimplyAnime101 8 років тому +147

      +Brian Hibbs I love how he calls them 'kids'. Who the Hell plays games like this regularly and doesn't know what JonTron sounds like?!

    • @hnyx8458
      @hnyx8458 8 років тому +1

      I can't stop laughing at that

    • @bjcantrell1990
      @bjcantrell1990 8 років тому +100

      +SimplyAnime101
      Yeah, calling other players kids is just his way of convincing himself that he's superior.

    • @ebonifragaria
      @ebonifragaria 7 років тому +44

      That guy reminded me why I hate playing online games so much.

  • @jacoblemieux3791
    @jacoblemieux3791 9 років тому +1795

    I'm 5'9" and I have a below average penis.
    -Macca 2016

  • @Atypical-Abbie
    @Atypical-Abbie 9 років тому +9883

    Thumbs up of you think Jon and Ethan should make a gaming channel called GameChubs.

    • @yamumisgae
      @yamumisgae 9 років тому +203

      +Zaziuma (Patrick Jensen)
      The gaming fupa unlimited

    • @votivesome1
      @votivesome1 9 років тому +31

      YESSSSS!

    • @warhammerwayz2644
      @warhammerwayz2644 9 років тому

      Yes

    • @BigFyrma
      @BigFyrma 9 років тому +7

      last time something like that happened hell broke loose

    • @votivesome1
      @votivesome1 9 років тому +1

      Welllll, if they would go by the Game Chubs, then maybe it'll be too close to Game Grumps to let slide. But they can start their own thing. It's not like playing video games is owned by the GGs.

  • @HighLanderPonyYT
    @HighLanderPonyYT 8 років тому +285

    Dang, that Hawt or what guy was salty af. You handled it gloriously!

    • @bobthegracious9432
      @bobthegracious9432 5 років тому +21

      @The Most Tragic Event in Personkind History The only even remotely "troll" thing they did in the video was hiding in the toilets for one round, and even that might not have been the whole round. The rest of the time they were pretty clearly playing the game properly.

  • @patricksmith6680
    @patricksmith6680 9 років тому +1590

    I'm sorry, this is five Jontron videos in one month!?
    WHAT BEAUTIFUL SORCERY IS THIS!?!?!

    • @joldsaway3489
      @joldsaway3489 9 років тому +48

      MagECCH

    • @StrayJello
      @StrayJello 9 років тому +64

      +Patrick Smith In the shortest month of the year

    • @blazerashbringer2001
      @blazerashbringer2001 9 років тому +6

      +Patrick Smith i think he has been replaced by the aliens

    • @jordoncranford4661
      @jordoncranford4661 9 років тому +6

      +Patrick Smith the power of sponsors

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir 9 років тому +8

      +Jordon Cranford GO SPONSORS!

  • @TheLonelyGoomba
    @TheLonelyGoomba 9 років тому +4132

    Could this be the start of something magical?

    • @Siskiyouoffroad
      @Siskiyouoffroad 9 років тому +23

      +TheLonelyGoomba They've collabed on multiple videos already on the h3h3 channel

    • @ETHBK
      @ETHBK 9 років тому +8

      Possibly.

    • @nadirx681
      @nadirx681 9 років тому

      2nd

    • @BucketCapacity
      @BucketCapacity 9 років тому +1

      Vidya Viscounts.

    • @falllenshadow
      @falllenshadow 9 років тому

      hhahahahahahah hey Goomba

  • @NikkiSus
    @NikkiSus 8 років тому +1218

    Jon sounds like the actor who plays as Timon in the Lion King lol.

    • @DoubleKillFilms
      @DoubleKillFilms 8 років тому +18

      Yeah, he does sound a good bit like Nathan Lane lol

    • @NikkiSus
      @NikkiSus 8 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @BlazeFireDemon
      @BlazeFireDemon 8 років тому +1

      +Micah Johnston lathan nane

    • @valarya
      @valarya 8 років тому +4

      at the end he sounds like Billy West (voices of ren and stimpy! D: )

    • @birdeynamnam
      @birdeynamnam 8 років тому +3

      It's cause of his New York accent

  • @jiasheng
    @jiasheng 7 років тому +252

    4:07
    "me against the world as usual, just like Tupac"
    God I love Ethan.

    • @roguerayquaza2547
      @roguerayquaza2547 5 років тому +4

      If I had a quarter every time he said something funny in This video, I'd have 6$

  • @LumiRev
    @LumiRev 8 років тому +224

    I would love it if Jon made more of these. Its amazing to say the least.

  • @66777jason
    @66777jason 8 років тому +724

    Jon should have done an April Fools video titled "upload schedule"

    • @ChillJesterSquad
      @ChillJesterSquad 8 років тому

      yup

    • @haz9472
      @haz9472 8 років тому

      Lol

    • @miniclip1162
      @miniclip1162 8 років тому +1

      +66777jason Savage

    • @Sain240
      @Sain240 8 років тому

      +66777jason For April Fools, Jon should have announced he would release a video. Then the joke would be on us, when he went another month or something without a video.

    • @GetsugaTensho85
      @GetsugaTensho85 8 років тому

      +66777jason
      HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! XD

  • @TheZguitarboy67
    @TheZguitarboy67 9 років тому +1641

    "She has a brain of a columbine student" ~jontron 2016

  • @MonkeyWithNoBomb
    @MonkeyWithNoBomb 4 роки тому +291

    "You guys are fricking terrible"
    -"we followed you"
    "Do you kids play this game just to lose"
    -"We're like 30."

    • @MonkeyWithNoBomb
      @MonkeyWithNoBomb 4 роки тому

      @GrapeSkoda hecc ye

    • @slvrshore5300
      @slvrshore5300 2 роки тому

      shouldn't have started a ranked game and began trolling

    • @slvrshore5300
      @slvrshore5300 2 роки тому +1

      @GrapeSkoda pointing out someone is a clear detriment and losing on purpose in a ranked match isn't a tantrum. we can see youre confused, nice try though

    • @ItsAnH
      @ItsAnH Рік тому +5

      @@slvrshore5300 This isn't a ranked game. At 7:15, for instance, you'll notice information being printed out occasionally, which is a feature that official matchmaking servers don't have. This is clearly a community server.

  • @jonasbindslev9894
    @jonasbindslev9894 9 років тому +285

    This video is giving me flashbacks of a time gone far by...

  • @cloudysky581
    @cloudysky581 9 років тому +545

    Don't you love it when two of your favorite UA-camrs do a video together?

    • @Myrrhaki
      @Myrrhaki 9 років тому +1

      Yeeessss

    • @MrVideo-lt5qy
      @MrVideo-lt5qy 9 років тому +1

      Eh yessssssss

    • @Hyggin
      @Hyggin 9 років тому +8

      *Generic Game Grumps joke*

    • @GervilEtnad
      @GervilEtnad 9 років тому

      +[TheViciousLuxray] no, because pure joy was created when jon announced that he was teaming up with arin. When the breakup happened it makes the feels for a long time. BTW will always love what you put up jon.

    • @tolacozgaming7516
      @tolacozgaming7516 9 років тому

      +[TheViciousLuxray] What!

  • @chettlar212
    @chettlar212 8 років тому +194

    3:18 That's the best Ricky Ricardo impression I have ever heard.

    • @rambow70
      @rambow70 8 років тому +16

      How many have you heard? lol

    • @chettlar212
      @chettlar212 8 років тому +64

      To be fair, at least like 4

    • @MylesMarrero
      @MylesMarrero 7 років тому +1

      He even admitted himself that it didn’t sound that good lol

  • @metalheadpolack
    @metalheadpolack 4 роки тому +30

    I love Jon’s dead emotionless face grafted onto counter strike art in the thumbnail lmao, always cracks me up when I pass it by on UA-cam

  • @tytk
    @tytk 9 років тому +990

    If you're planning on doing more of this kinda stuff, you should totally try rainbow six siege. It'd be hilarious to watch you guys play.

    • @BaysideBebop
      @BaysideBebop 9 років тому +12

      Agreed.

    • @arterialshadow
      @arterialshadow 9 років тому +2

      +Tyler Beecroft He should. He was on the co-optional podcast recently and mentioned that he loved rainbow six.

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 9 років тому +1

      +Peetri GenaNa nobody wants your virus

    • @TypicalGoosie
      @TypicalGoosie 9 років тому

      +I was not put on this Earth to listen to meat I do.

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 9 років тому

      Nathan Cassar wtf

  • @lordgrubbaiii5121
    @lordgrubbaiii5121 8 років тому +559

    when they start calling you kids when your behaving more mature

    • @deedye5361
      @deedye5361 8 років тому +24

      you're*

    • @NevadaGamingWedge
      @NevadaGamingWedge 8 років тому +7

      shut up and take the cookie

    • @IDoABitOfTrollin
      @IDoABitOfTrollin 8 років тому +15

      David Jackson every online game

    • @hemis1861
      @hemis1861 7 років тому +21

      David Jackson Yeah, insecure toxic nobody's calling people names they get called on a daily basis. Mumbling absoloute bullshit just to get the last word in a pointless argument.

  • @DevunGames
    @DevunGames 8 років тому +1477

    John is better at CSGO than half the damned CSGO UA-camrs on this site.

    • @labeartbeqiri8716
      @labeartbeqiri8716 8 років тому +6

      Hes garbage dude

    • @safeshot6368
      @safeshot6368 8 років тому +163

      "Garbage"
      Tell that to his casual 50 yard aquamarine's revenge noscope headshot with one bullet in one take through cargo tankers with a motherfucking machine gun with a 33% bullet spread.
      If you're so much better, then do THAT.

    • @ArnoldsKtm
      @ArnoldsKtm 8 років тому

      Not really.

    • @AgentHax
      @AgentHax 8 років тому +8

      Weeaboo Trashski I'm way better than him, I've gotten at least 3 kills

    • @notunderscoreedgy6336
      @notunderscoreedgy6336 7 років тому +4

      Weeaboo Trashski all of them deserve death except Jon and Ethan

  • @PixelKittens
    @PixelKittens 7 років тому +30

    "Papa's blessings"
    I've watched this video so many times and I've only just noticed this. I've ascended.

  • @kinkin3947
    @kinkin3947 9 років тому +1228

    hope you game assassins didn't get too much gamer gunk and durst in your keyboard.

    • @ShinShirt
      @ShinShirt 9 років тому +16

      sticky, slimy game residue

    • @generico366
      @generico366 9 років тому +1

      Thanks for bringing back those memories.

    • @estauricossauro
      @estauricossauro 9 років тому +1

      +Kin Kin Can I eat your eyes?

    • @gowford
      @gowford 9 років тому

      +Kin Kin naaah , i'm a Game Brocolly

    • @brettk.1398
      @brettk.1398 9 років тому

      OH NO!!!!

  • @relaxalax
    @relaxalax 9 років тому +329

    This is the best kind of

    • @ttnskr
      @ttnskr 9 років тому

      +RelaxAlax Ey fam, what's good.

    • @warnzzz
      @warnzzz 9 років тому +4

      +RelaxAlax best kind of what, alex

    • @tropicson
      @tropicson 9 років тому

      +RelaxAlax why r u here

    • @Illoosion
      @Illoosion 9 років тому

      Hey, I know you.
      yur da wan tat make tose Smish bluzzers vidyiss.

    • @eliashawa968
      @eliashawa968 9 років тому +3

      Porn? Yes I agree

  • @mitchlmitten5874
    @mitchlmitten5874 9 років тому +452

    Wow, Jon. Great Moves. Keep it up. Proud of you.

  • @2cool4you27
    @2cool4you27 9 місяців тому +10

    I love this video and i come back to it every now and then.

  • @toastwrld1365
    @toastwrld1365 8 років тому +681

    the brain of a Columbine kid... I think that's the best thing I've heard all day

    • @elizabeatsvods
      @elizabeatsvods 7 років тому +1

      VERIDIS Idk "Oh god Jono, I will avenge you" isnt bad.

    • @FoliverFoden
      @FoliverFoden 6 років тому +3

      It's the fact that I never got it when I first saw this video

    • @johndellacontrada9947
      @johndellacontrada9947 6 років тому +1

      OlvinTheOlster I still don't really get it.

    • @FoliverFoden
      @FoliverFoden 6 років тому +1

      @@johndellacontrada9947 columbine high school massacre. Guns... I'll let you figure it out

    • @johndellacontrada9947
      @johndellacontrada9947 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, I know that, but what relevance does it have to Jon's bird?

  • @kuntdestroyer5093
    @kuntdestroyer5093 8 років тому +1180

    Jon is a million times better than I am at csgo god damn!

    • @prezg
      @prezg 7 років тому +31

      Kunt Destroyer skins=skill

    • @ratko1429
      @ratko1429 7 років тому +2

      Kunt Destroyer cheese

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 7 років тому +5

      U bad

    • @Ham_Slammus
      @Ham_Slammus 6 років тому +2

      Spend all your money on it.

    • @NocNoc85
      @NocNoc85 6 років тому +5

      Kunt Destroyer he's not that good. If he's a million times better than u then u succ

  • @aiden717
    @aiden717 8 років тому +1372

    Why is jon actually ok at this

    • @alexknight81
      @alexknight81 8 років тому +69

      Slapping And Clapping Because that's his skill (be natural y ok at things), just like James from Funhaus.

    • @alexknight81
      @alexknight81 8 років тому +8

      Slapping And Clapping Because that's his skill (be natural y ok at things), just like James from Funhaus.

    • @AgentHax
      @AgentHax 8 років тому +6

      Slapping And Clapping well I mean he made a tutorial

    • @slitdayman4298
      @slitdayman4298 8 років тому +54

      in one of PeanutButterGamer's videos he said him and Jon used to play a lot of counter strike and just think that's where they met.

    • @afrodylan671
      @afrodylan671 8 років тому +8

      I actually believe that they were high school buddies

  • @axiom6031
    @axiom6031 7 років тому +285

    I wonder if hAWTH left Silver III yet

    • @skeletonoffun3491
      @skeletonoffun3491 5 років тому +17

      Oh course he has, he even said "I don't lose fuckin' games like this, I'VE RAPPED..."

    • @averagecrusader5509
      @averagecrusader5509 5 років тому

      Nah, probably hasn't left silver 1 yet even.

    • @Whatever-pb2dy
      @Whatever-pb2dy 5 років тому +3

      I wonder where hAWTH is now...

    • @wilburdemitel8468
      @wilburdemitel8468 4 роки тому +2

      @HelpMe You'd be surprised. His steam profile is just as arrogant as himself in this video.

    • @-BUGZ-
      @-BUGZ- 4 роки тому +1

      Mark DiSalvi and sometimes, they are both just felonies

  • @skullvitch
    @skullvitch 8 років тому +31

    hAWTH; the classic example of people with awkward arguing skills who takes games a little too seriously.
    That Durst dream sequence at the end was amazing.

  • @Greasyheels
    @Greasyheels 8 років тому +275

    I wish they would kept ripping on that hAWTH that was pretty good

    • @charlesschlinke4232
      @charlesschlinke4232 8 років тому +69

      he is super sand lesbian

    • @IDoABitOfTrollin
      @IDoABitOfTrollin 8 років тому +3

      Charles schlinke dragon ball parody?

    • @darthhole6818
      @darthhole6818 7 років тому +1

      +MadiCat247 Super pooper scoopers are just lurching

    • @redbigun
      @redbigun 6 років тому +1

      What a dork that kid was?

    • @codythompson9973
      @codythompson9973 6 років тому

      Freezie Pop
      You'll see Freezie Pop. I'm stronger than an ant if an ant was this big: *shows hands fairly far apart*
      Nyeeh: *shows hands slightly further apart*

  • @djredduck27
    @djredduck27 9 років тому +53

    Person: You might wanna check if your keyboard isn't upside down.
    Ethan: Okay lemme check.
    .....
    Ethan: Nope it's good.

    • @mjc0961
      @mjc0961 9 років тому +4

      +D. Jay I think if someone said that to me I'd reply with "don't have a keyboard, I'm using a controller". Really get the little dipshit going

    • @Xipingu
      @Xipingu 5 років тому

      @@mjc0961
      Me too, I love triggering autists.

  • @TheElementalBromine
    @TheElementalBromine 7 років тому +85

    When a rager on comp doesn't realize who they're playing with

  • @nesfan8
    @nesfan8 9 років тому +47

    These two should make a show, and call it something like a Grumpy Gamers

    • @Derpageddon
      @Derpageddon 9 років тому +1

      +nesfan8 Are Jon and Ethan still friends?

    • @chrnnk-old
      @chrnnk-old 9 років тому +9

      +Derpageddon no, in the 3 days this video has been live they became bitter enemies, you fuck

    • @Derpageddon
      @Derpageddon 9 років тому +1

      +chronnick Way to play along with the joke there, pal.

    • @chrnnk-old
      @chrnnk-old 9 років тому

      +Derpageddon Are you sure that was a joke, bud?

    • @blueblaze6243
      @blueblaze6243 9 років тому

      +chronnick wow no chill

  • @breakinginferno6774
    @breakinginferno6774 9 років тому +18

    "That was a great round, thank you so much for coming out."
    "you aim like you have Parkinsons"

  • @IIMoonWalkerII
    @IIMoonWalkerII 8 років тому +749

    7:10 I didn't know I was in this video.
    I didn't even know I played CS:GO

    • @Saghaley
      @Saghaley 8 років тому +3

      +MoonWalker lol wtf

    • @samjohnson3287
      @samjohnson3287 8 років тому

      wot

    • @anismoktar2909
      @anismoktar2909 8 років тому +5

      Your famous now

    • @IIMoonWalkerII
      @IIMoonWalkerII 8 років тому +106

      Anis Moktar Whoo! Internet fame!
      Almost like real fame, just a lot less sex.

    • @pizzarayy
      @pizzarayy 8 років тому

      So you uh, Pill Cosbied? damn

  • @5persondude
    @5persondude 4 місяці тому +20

    I almost forgot that Ethan used to _not_ be a cynical scumbag at one point

  • @BaysideBebop
    @BaysideBebop 9 років тому +641

    Do you guys like getting your shit pushed in? "Is that a promise Dad?" - Ethan Klein 2016

    • @Random30276
      @Random30276 9 років тому +185

      Uncle

    • @ianfendrych4741
      @ianfendrych4741 9 років тому +13

      +Bayside no i have never had my mom throw her finger up my ass have you?

    • @keithmiller9369
      @keithmiller9369 9 років тому

      These dudes suck and aren't funny.

    • @DiegoDungBeetle
      @DiegoDungBeetle 9 років тому +13

      +Keith Miller Well I think you came here for all the wrong reasons buddy.

    • @Andrew99528
      @Andrew99528 9 років тому +1

      +Bayside Uncle*

  • @jesseleelee6999
    @jesseleelee6999 9 років тому +26

    "Do you wanna make sure your keyboard isn't upside down, buddy?"
    "Okay let me check that....nope its fine."

    • @joecollas9942
      @joecollas9942 9 років тому

      that was my favorite to

    • @TheXvin54
      @TheXvin54 9 років тому

      +Jesse Lee
      I can just imagine the guy screaming because of that comeback.
      Freacking beautiful, I laughed so hard.

  • @AndySteinMusic
    @AndySteinMusic 9 років тому +11

    This needs to be a thing. Please, let this be a thing. Jon. Please. Make it a thing.

  • @synthwavecat96
    @synthwavecat96 4 роки тому +127

    0:18
    "But the brain of a Columbine kid"
    Oh boy here we go.

  • @thomaslabow2992
    @thomaslabow2992 8 років тому +39

    OMFG Jon how did you sneak past a Colombine joke under the nose of Fox News without instantly getting sued? This man needs a medal

  • @MrFoxInc
    @MrFoxInc 8 років тому +7

    2:48 That's footage from the mdr, the Mitteldeutscher Rundfunk or Central German Broadcast and I'm just pointing that out because Jon was working with German content numerous times now, even if unintentionally, and it just makes me so happy.

  • @fluffyspork980
    @fluffyspork980 9 років тому +9

    I can honestly say I would watch a 1000 part series on Uncle Ethan and Papa Jon playing literally any game. Bless both of ya.

  • @notalexandergustafsson2496
    @notalexandergustafsson2496 3 роки тому +59

    These guys, FilthyFrank, and Idubbz were such a huge part of my high school years, its a shame that Ethan ever started that podcast, damn these old videoes make me so nostalgic. Filthy Frank could never make it on today’s UA-cam and I’m glad he retired the character when he did, I guess I’m just reminiscing but damn some of this old stuff was just pure gold

    • @DreamwalkerFilms
      @DreamwalkerFilms 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, Ethan was my favorite person on UA-cam before he redefined himself as an "edgy and controversial podcaster". Yet another icon consumed by the media bug. These old videos are heartbreaking

    • @mamodokod
      @mamodokod 2 роки тому

      @@DreamwalkerFilms ethan just shills all popular ideas now while saying something offensive then when his crew disagrees backpedal and says it's a joke

    • @Jay-zd2pz
      @Jay-zd2pz 2 роки тому

      Y’all sound like a bunch of incels 😂 stfu and stop being a loser

    • @Ryan-nm8pw
      @Ryan-nm8pw 2 роки тому +4

      @@DreamwalkerFilms I think its more a factor of media changing, forcing creators to adapt or fall off. There's a reason H3 is still around and almost no one knows who Idubbz is anymore.

    • @basicmudkip5985
      @basicmudkip5985 Рік тому

      What's h3?

  • @Shunderz
    @Shunderz 9 років тому +114

    What if, Jon and Ethan make a gaming channel... and they call it -game grumps- Game Coughs?

    • @LLE2001
      @LLE2001 9 років тому

      YES PLS

    • @Eleven-Eyes
      @Eleven-Eyes 9 років тому +3

      EH. (WHEEZING) EH. (WHEEZING)

    • @WellBasicallyClub
      @WellBasicallyClub 9 років тому +2

      +Shunderz HEY I'M *ECH* - I'M NOT SO *BLERGH* - AND WE'RE THE *COUGH*

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 9 років тому +1

      +Shunderz It already exists all in one guy it's called videogamedunkey.

    • @AwesomeTeamGames
      @AwesomeTeamGames 9 років тому

      +Shunderz The Ech Choughs.

  • @amazingwaffle456vlogs6
    @amazingwaffle456vlogs6 8 років тому +166

    i saw "The Durst Offensive" and i said " *PLEASE* tell me that they are talking about Limp Bizkit"

    • @potatopielord
      @potatopielord 8 років тому +25

      There is only one true Durst.

    • @amazingwaffle456vlogs6
      @amazingwaffle456vlogs6 8 років тому

      heheheheheh

    • @J.Skyler
      @J.Skyler 7 років тому +1

      AMAZINGWAFFLE456 VLOGS
      This sounds like a comment Fred Durst would make.

    • @fugginchit1
      @fugginchit1 7 років тому +3

      Skye Troy - I think you better quit talking that shit. OR I'LL! So some and get it.
      Sorry for the cringe bomb I just dropped. I just had to, couldn't help myself 😀

  • @dinkules
    @dinkules 9 років тому +250

    cuz it's fuckin and beer

    • @dinkules
      @dinkules 9 років тому

      Derp_Criminal2 lel

    • @shadowgirl617
      @shadowgirl617 9 років тому +15

      He's an elitist asshole. I bet he'll immediately change his attitude as soon as he sees this video. News flash: You can't win them all.

    • @MG-ql8sg
      @MG-ql8sg 9 років тому

      +Kohaku Kitsune Preach

    • @dominickchavez2801
      @dominickchavez2801 8 років тому +4

      +\Enthusiasm/ Well i'd be hard pressed to disagree with you there...

    • @xXZANDER1994Xx
      @xXZANDER1994Xx 8 років тому +4

      Jon is surprisingly good at fps. Wasn't expecting that for some reason.

  • @coldaddysupreme2956
    @coldaddysupreme2956 7 років тому +81

    "The brain of a columbine kid"
    Oh my god

  • @GoddamnILoveBison
    @GoddamnILoveBison 9 років тому +1111

    Waiting for the Dunkey Rant.

    • @SulfuricDrake
      @SulfuricDrake 9 років тому +36

      +Mister Sal I think you mean apology to dunkey

    • @Chromefall
      @Chromefall 9 років тому +1

      I figured that I would find something like this

    • @cardnocredit
      @cardnocredit 9 років тому +10

      +Mister Sal Nice try, Timothy Brentwood.

    • @Night5225
      @Night5225 9 років тому +9

      Jontron will have the spaghetti and meatballs.

    • @Pioxys
      @Pioxys 9 років тому +5

      +Mister Sal Eff this drama. I'm siding with peacemaker Egoraptor! #UniteRedtube

  • @arminius1453
    @arminius1453 8 років тому +910

    Cinnamon #1 drowned bird?
    Good name.
    Good name.
    Good name.
    Good name.
    Good name.
    Good name.
    GOOD NAME.

  • @Grimblesmith
    @Grimblesmith 8 років тому +14

    7:30 "I mean do you kids like, enjoy getting your shit pushed in every fuckin' time you play the game?" He said to people who are pretty obviously older than him.

  • @BriantheWolverine
    @BriantheWolverine 8 років тому +48

    I like the guy complaining about how bad they are despite being dead before them most of the time.

  • @CommonSenseless1993
    @CommonSenseless1993 9 років тому +14

    I wouldn't mind more of these kinds of videos at all. Ethan and Jon's chemistry is top notch.

    • @brendan9734
      @brendan9734 9 років тому

      I'm fine with that as long as we don't lose the scripted comedy... The reviews are what seem to be the main focus of the channel, and they're my favorite videos.

    • @CommonSenseless1993
      @CommonSenseless1993 9 років тому

      EpicFaceless Of course, I don't want this to turn into game grumps but a video like this every couple of weeks would be great inbetween JonTron episodes.

  • @some_condiment
    @some_condiment 8 років тому +79

    10/10 Best Joel midi intro.

    • @some_condiment
      @some_condiment 8 років тому +4

      lasoogneypubes I'm pretty sure he did a kawaii limp bizki midi in win8 destruction

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 8 років тому +1

      +lasoogneypubes Vinesauce, dude.

    • @layne6245
      @layne6245 8 років тому

      NYEH

    • @edward4239
      @edward4239 8 років тому

      +Layne Bowen wwoah there

    • @some_condiment
      @some_condiment 8 років тому

      Life is genocide, wwith wwin and lose, wwith changing tide!

  • @TaiidanOnslaught
    @TaiidanOnslaught 6 місяців тому +11

    Remember when Ethan was fun and cool? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

  • @Gur1GunzMG
    @Gur1GunzMG 9 років тому +357

    Never clicked on a notification faster

  • @MrMaxim
    @MrMaxim 9 років тому +14

    Two of my favorite UA-camrs playing csgo? I had a shitty day but that completely changed now, THANKS. =D

  • @Shroctopus
    @Shroctopus 8 років тому +119

    Lol that guy was so mad.

  • @Gunbudder
    @Gunbudder Рік тому +9

    this video is just perfect. its a perfect snapshot of 2016 and i think about it often. i can't decide if i want to go back to these days or if i'm glad they are gone

  • @RubberNinja
    @RubberNinja 9 років тому +64

    Sick nasty headshots bro

    • @blueish6099
      @blueish6099 9 років тому

      +RubberNinja come at me scrublord i'm ripped.

  • @thenthapple
    @thenthapple 9 років тому +147

    A lot of shit talking here. I want more of it

    • @GhoulGrundle
      @GhoulGrundle 9 років тому +2

      Apple 😃

    • @alexd.2504
      @alexd.2504 9 років тому +2

      Jontron, Birdemic 2 is a thing

    • @nothanks8387
      @nothanks8387 9 років тому +1

      +Alex Durr thats not jontron thats thenthapple

    • @thenthapple
      @thenthapple 9 років тому

      ***** Some good hustle

  • @XtremeConditions
    @XtremeConditions 8 років тому +54

    "Ricky Ricardo's on this track, 'LUCY, I'm HOME!!"
    LMAO I'm dying...

  • @s871-c1q
    @s871-c1q 8 років тому +215

    Ethan is the best game dad.

  • @metaboss7567
    @metaboss7567 9 років тому +203

    The following is a non-profit fan based parody. Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, and Dragon Ball GT are all owned by Funimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV, and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release.

    • @jonseon5952
      @jonseon5952 9 років тому +4

      Yes.

    • @Austrianaut42
      @Austrianaut42 9 років тому

      tfs

    • @AwesomeAceZ
      @AwesomeAceZ 9 років тому

      Gets 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 copyright strikes

    • @davidzenteno1240
      @davidzenteno1240 9 років тому

      Just some random ass comment lol

    • @macdaddymario
      @macdaddymario 9 років тому +3

      They took that "nonprofit" part out a long time ago.

  • @ZealousSeraphim
    @ZealousSeraphim 8 років тому +352

    I find it funny how after Jon and Arin split they both found a funny jewish guy to be their new best friend.
    Also speaking of Game Grumps, if Jon and Ethan started a channel doing this I'd totally watch, though I doubt it'll ever happen.

    • @potatopielord
      @potatopielord 8 років тому +6

      If Jon started any gaming channel, I'd watch that shit. I haven't watched GameGrumps in so long, I need good content!

    • @potatopielord
      @potatopielord 8 років тому

      Wrath's Turntable Time Machine Rocksmash Attack (AKA The Mysterious Reuploader, Ace-edo Mask!) I found that they resort to screaming way too much, it's stupid and not funny. I feel like they stopped making jokes on that show a long time ago.

    • @allipx4818
      @allipx4818 8 років тому +8

      To play devils advocate here, and not wanting to start a Jon v Danny ordeal, but like 9 out of 10 highlights from the Jon days of GG involved Jon shrieking, so I don't really understand that argument.

    • @MidwestMermaid
      @MidwestMermaid 8 років тому +3

      +Allip X yeah but that was also a while ago. Jon's evolved a lot in terms of his comedy. I think GG is really just about two friends playing games, it never seems like they're actively trying to be funny or making an effort to tell jokes. Not that their videos are/were terrible or anything it's just a different video format

    • @potatopielord
      @potatopielord 8 років тому +1

      Allip X well when I meant screaming, I meant for no reason at all. Arin just screams sometimes. Jon said things loudly which, in context, I found funny. It's kinda hard to describe, but the atmosphere of the show now is really childish and it didn't feel like that before. Even when Dan first joined, the show was still great and I loved it, but I feel like Arin's gotten a lot worst in the last few years.

  • @OwentheKingofDudes
    @OwentheKingofDudes 9 років тому +223

    Is that actually Fred Durst?

    • @garfield6130
      @garfield6130 9 років тому +51

      What?!

    • @sweetjaysus4507
      @sweetjaysus4507 9 років тому +2

      +Trollscape Comedy a mutha fuckin' chainsaw! he told you 5 fuggin times,a chainsaw!

    • @marvelouschester3018
      @marvelouschester3018 9 років тому +1

      +Jay Gutierrez What!?

    • @dennis1243121
      @dennis1243121 9 років тому +1

      *slow clap*

    • @onamor9918
      @onamor9918 9 років тому +10

      +OwentheKingofDudes Fred Durst is dead. He was stabbed to death by obscurity.

  • @JPPWB
    @JPPWB 8 років тому +87

    Obscurity killed fred Durst. I completely missed that the last time I watched this.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 років тому +6

      Top ten saddest anime deaths

    • @jumbobagginsjellogo4475
      @jumbobagginsjellogo4475 5 років тому

      *top 10 most satisfying anime villain deaths

    • @billrobertjoe
      @billrobertjoe 5 років тому +6

      @@jumbobagginsjellogo4475 limp bizkit was a antihero not a villain

  • @scatmanj101
    @scatmanj101 9 років тому +1150

    Jontron isn't as bad as I thought he'd be

    • @DrewbyDooby
      @DrewbyDooby 9 років тому +20

      What?

    • @ivenish4473
      @ivenish4473 9 років тому +15

      +Jordan Daedric yeah lol i was thinking like he would only have 10 hours on the game but seems like he knows what hes doing

    • @NinjaLB8
      @NinjaLB8 9 років тому +2

      なに

    • @illbill5904
      @illbill5904 9 років тому

      Bro are you kidding me? He sucks, I could destroy him at this game.

    • @illbill5904
      @illbill5904 9 років тому +25

      Not really, don't quote me on that.

  • @ITSGOOD2BKING
    @ITSGOOD2BKING 9 років тому +269

    >the brain of a columbine kid
    this is why I love you

    • @8755013
      @8755013 9 років тому +1

      Lol nice profile pic, I know exactly where that's from ❤️

    • @starlight5973
      @starlight5973 9 років тому +1

      It was less than 25 seconds in... I was not ready

    • @creamithmanning2632
      @creamithmanning2632 9 років тому +1

      Seriously, not even a minute into the video and we get a mass shooting goof and a domestic violence gaff.
      These boys have no respect for the LAWL!

    • @aderpypro
      @aderpypro 9 років тому

      +Yunero literally made my day to hear that part lmaaoo.

    • @TheFilbert13
      @TheFilbert13 9 років тому

      +JahnTrawn JahnTrawn! From the great war channel too :p?

  • @takineko
    @takineko 8 років тому +12

    It only just occurred to me that this is Jontron's own version of Game Grumps. He can play a game with a friend, edit out any lulls in the comedy and he doesn't have to post an episode every day and wear himself out. He's a genius.

  • @dipset22554
    @dipset22554 7 років тому +404

    Wait I thought jontron was the bird?

    • @rorynator7567
      @rorynator7567 7 років тому +28

      dipset22554 he is

    • @ananxiousdewott2154
      @ananxiousdewott2154 7 років тому +14

      -_- he has 2 birds named Jaques and Cinnamon

    • @rorynator7567
      @rorynator7567 7 років тому +34

      Green Yoshi no Jon is bird

    • @peedfarded
      @peedfarded 7 років тому +12

      dipset22554 he bird.

    • @jesuschrist22409
      @jesuschrist22409 6 років тому +41

      Jontron is the bird, the man is a hired actor called Timothy Brentwood

  • @tasfiqraihan9758
    @tasfiqraihan9758 9 років тому +641

    JON YOU HAVE TO REVIEW BIRDEMIC 2 THE RESSURECTION! PLEASE!!!!

    • @CringePotato
      @CringePotato 9 років тому +3

      Agreed

    • @yokovagabond4913
      @yokovagabond4913 9 років тому

      +Tasfiq Raihan make it happen Jonny!

    • @foxrally
      @foxrally 9 років тому +5

      +Tasfiq Raihan Oh god there's a second one?!

    • @tasfiqraihan9758
      @tasfiqraihan9758 9 років тому +1

      Foxy Roar yeah. That's why he has to review it! It's worse than the first one
      !

    • @jesuspapa1016
      @jesuspapa1016 9 років тому

      Yis

  • @Klemeron
    @Klemeron 9 років тому +25

    I would shill out so fucking hard if Jon and Ethan made a podcast together or something.

  • @Turkeyrolls
    @Turkeyrolls 9 років тому +17

    "Do you want to make sure your keyboard isn't fucking upside down?"
    "Okay let me check that.....nope it's good"
    I lost my shit.

  • @watsyurdeal
    @watsyurdeal 8 років тому +60

    Yall did such a great job dealing with a toxic player. XD

  • @BordyDogue
    @BordyDogue 8 років тому +198

    I'd like to point out that UA-cam Gaming thinks this is the original Counter-Strike and not CS:GO

    • @DoodleSix
      @DoodleSix 8 років тому +3

      +BordyDogue Silly UA-cam.

    • @HamGoesAlec
      @HamGoesAlec 8 років тому

      +BordyDogue Saw that too lmao

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 8 років тому

      +BordyDogue NOT ANYMORE!!! WOO!

    • @subadanus6310
      @subadanus6310 8 років тому

      ey its fixed now

    • @BigBoo64
      @BigBoo64 8 років тому +8

      It's not Global Offensive, it's the Durst Offensive!

  • @Graffels
    @Graffels 9 років тому +34

    *THE BIRD IS JONTRON*

  • @annemarie4305
    @annemarie4305 8 років тому +8

    "Do you guys just, like getting your shit pushed in, every time? cause..."
    "Is that a promise, Uncle?"
    Oh my god.

    • @SuperWesjDeluxe
      @SuperWesjDeluxe 8 років тому +3

      +TriniTyrion
      Comeback game way too strong

  • @kneenutnutter4943
    @kneenutnutter4943 4 роки тому +10

    Maccle's the real Champ here, it takes being a big Man to admit you're small.

  • @n00b4liciou5
    @n00b4liciou5 9 років тому +273

    A CS:GO video with not one single russian screaming "sooka" or "blyat"? What sorcery is this???

    • @sleepdevil6759
      @sleepdevil6759 9 років тому

      *suka

    • @MusicRelatedSoundGuy
      @MusicRelatedSoundGuy 9 років тому +19

      The Ginger Ninja 07 No it's actualy cyka

    • @clownkid
      @clownkid 9 років тому +2

      i've played the game for about a year (all competitive matches) and have never came into contact with someone speaking russian. I guess it's the servers or something.

    • @glitchsmasher
      @glitchsmasher 9 років тому +1

      +The Ginger Ninja 07 When transcribing, sooka is more accurate

    • @glitchsmasher
      @glitchsmasher 9 років тому +1

      +Austin Crouch (Crazy296) Depends if you're NA or EU

  • @KabegamiTheGreat
    @KabegamiTheGreat 8 років тому +273

    Crunchroll says free trial, yet it asks for my credit card info for the free trial... huh, no thanks.

    • @Horsefreakify
      @Horsefreakify 8 років тому +48

      That's how free trials work, you just have to unsubscribe before your free trial is over so they don't charge your card for the next month. Thats how Spotify, Tidal, Hulu etc all work. So its totally worth doing and is 100% free.

    • @KabegamiTheGreat
      @KabegamiTheGreat 8 років тому +6

      Sherlocked what if you're a kid that wants to watch anime or don't have a credit card? GG crunchroll, nope to this crap.

    • @Horsefreakify
      @Horsefreakify 8 років тому +40

      Then you should most definitely ask your parents if its ok to use their card. If you can't do that then you have to wait until you have a card, thats just the way it works.

    • @KabegamiTheGreat
      @KabegamiTheGreat 8 років тому +6

      Sherlocked or just... not do it. I have old cards that would work for this but I tend to forget things and just leave it on. I'm 23, too late to ask my parents who don't live together for their credit card.

    • @KabegamiTheGreat
      @KabegamiTheGreat 8 років тому

      ***** animefreak.tv yo

  • @Gigadweeb
    @Gigadweeb 8 років тому +900

    I want to see the meme team play CSGO together: Dunkey, Jon, Ethan, SovietWomble and idk, fuckin FilthyFrank. or that scottish guy from Soviet's vids.

    • @valentino6824
      @valentino6824 8 років тому +90

      can't have a meme team without IDubbbz

    • @Otzkar
      @Otzkar 8 років тому +28

      Maybe also Kryoz and Smii7y? What about Cyanide

    • @shrewmen
      @shrewmen 8 років тому +29

      critikal as well

    • @techticianlarsproductions6180
      @techticianlarsproductions6180 8 років тому +3

      I was just watching Soviet before this

    • @SeasideVultures
      @SeasideVultures 8 років тому +2

      Throw some Chaaboy or JackFrags in there and you got a deal

  • @amirgarcia547
    @amirgarcia547 7 років тому

    Jon and Ethan playing videogames together is just the best thing ever. I wish there were more videos like this, even though I doubt there will be. They probably didn't even expect this to be a video, and were just playing CS:GO for fun but Jon decided to upload it since he found it entertaining.

  • @MoistPancakes
    @MoistPancakes 9 років тому +335

    Jontron is the fucking bird

    • @SergioCheco25
      @SergioCheco25 9 років тому

      Bird is John, tron is thy bird.

    • @Cookiemonster-wx7mw
      @Cookiemonster-wx7mw 8 років тому

      +Screaming Panda nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @danielexplosion
      @danielexplosion 8 років тому

      For it has been foretold that it is indeed...the word...

    • @nobody2021
      @nobody2021 8 років тому +1

      +Moist pancakes A-well-a, everybody's heard about jon
      jon, jon, jon, j-jon's the word
      A-well-a, jon, jon, jon, jon is the word
      A-well-a, jon, jon, jon, well, jon is the word
      A-well-a, jon, jon, jon, j-jon's the word
      A-well-a, jon, jon, jon, well, jon is the word
      A-well-a, jon, jon, jon, j-jon's the word
      A-well-a, jon, jon, jon, j-jon's the word
      A-well-a, jon, jon, jon, well, jon is the word
      A-well-a, jon, jon, jon, j-jon's the word
      A-well-a, don't you know about jon
      Well, everybody knows that jon is the word
      A-well-a, jon, jon, jon, j-jon's the word

    • @arquelin2862
      @arquelin2862 8 років тому

      +Moist pancakes Cinnamon is the fucking JonTron

  • @BEEEELEEEE
    @BEEEELEEEE 9 років тому +63

    I should try to be this chill when I play Splatoon

    • @d0ngus
      @d0ngus 9 років тому

      it's the only way to be good at games is you ask me.

    • @Mister8
      @Mister8 9 років тому

      +Marc Ortega
      Yeah, i had that problem at first too, i got used to it tho.
      My years of playing Sonic Adventure 2 Battle also helped.

    • @vincentfields338
      @vincentfields338 9 років тому +1

      +Mister 8 i can agree. also you can get rid of the motion controlls and increase sensitivity

    • @Mister8
      @Mister8 9 років тому

      Vincent Fields
      That 2.

    • @BEEEELEEEE
      @BEEEELEEEE 9 років тому

      +Marc Ortega I can see that, it has little in common with other more traditional shooters, and the camera takes some getting used to, but you can disable motion controls and adjust the sensitivity. As for the competitive aspects, there's like three different game modes specifically for ranked battles with more concrete goals, like one that's similar to capture the flag, but the flag is a bazooka that you have to carry to the enemy base.
      Honestly, the closest comparison I can think of for it is TF2; there's five different weapon types that each play very differently and the best way to victory is playing to your weapon's strengths while having your team's back.

  • @bepis9995
    @bepis9995 9 років тому +45

    honestly I was expecting the play quality of "How to Play CS:GO" all over again, but Jon actually did pretty fucking good at this. What I wanna know is, where did he get all sick SKEEEEENS?

    • @AarieaaronFTW
      @AarieaaronFTW 9 років тому +15

      Money

    • @bepis9995
      @bepis9995 9 років тому +10

      ***** UA-cam Ad Rev and Crunchyroll sponsorships have been more than kind, huh?

    • @Foxfady
      @Foxfady 9 років тому

      +Anthony Rice yeah ethan too they have knifes ffs xD

    • @bepis9995
      @bepis9995 9 років тому

      ***** That sounds like a life i can get behind, free knives and blowjobs, i should become a youtuber... xD

    • @bepis9995
      @bepis9995 9 років тому

      fox fady i know, right? The best skin i have is a field-tested Nebula Crusader because im a poor af casual noob xD

  • @RoyalDefectRecords
    @RoyalDefectRecords Місяць тому +5

    I think this video is at least partially responsible for the resurgence of Limp Bizkit, kinda turned them from a throwback 90s band into a meme

  • @camrynh
    @camrynh 9 років тому +9

    I need more of you two immediately.. I'm crying.. "Is that a promise uncle" 😂

    • @jokelhs
      @jokelhs 9 років тому +1

      Hahaha that got me as well

  • @Goofygooberston
    @Goofygooberston 9 років тому +7

    Jon, I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one to say: I love this format. I really do.

  • @osmanika8741
    @osmanika8741 9 років тому +45

    JUST... DO MORE THINGS WITH ETHAN IT CAN BE ANYTHING
    MAKE CAKE WITH ETHAN, JON

    • @G3kk0852xbox
      @G3kk0852xbox 9 років тому

      +Osman Dazlak 9/11 would watch

    • @RadBradH
      @RadBradH 9 років тому

      +Osman Dazlak Just not hair cake...

    • @G3kk0852xbox
      @G3kk0852xbox 9 років тому

      +RadBradH would still watch

  • @zagbuck6153
    @zagbuck6153 2 роки тому +7

    has to be one of my favorite jon from videos of all time wished he made more like these his regular vids are good but more like this would be great

  • @somethingfamiliar9776
    @somethingfamiliar9776 9 років тому +38

    7:15-8:08 "What a big happy family we for here" Johntron 2016

  • @TheShonenJumper
    @TheShonenJumper 9 років тому +22

    Jontron X Dunkey collab would be godly.

  • @flipdiesel9652
    @flipdiesel9652 9 років тому +12

    I love how Jon uses Animal Crossing music in some of his videos. Just always puts a smile on my face when I hear it unexpectedly.

    • @Jaguar_Delta
      @Jaguar_Delta 9 років тому +2

      I still play that GameCube version...

    • @pjk13456
      @pjk13456 9 років тому

      +Max Thomas i don't know if you're referring to the ending or not, if you were then i'm pretty sure that was dragonball music =)

    • @Jaguar_Delta
      @Jaguar_Delta 9 років тому +1

      pjk13456 If you don't know what we're talking about then don't comment.

    • @flipdiesel9652
      @flipdiesel9652 9 років тому

      pjk13456 yeah i'm not referring to the ending song lol.. i know what i'm talkin bout homie

    • @pjk13456
      @pjk13456 9 років тому

      +Max Thomas no worries man my mistake, i don't play video games with sound on so i didn't know what you meant :)

  • @brandonkyle3964
    @brandonkyle3964 8 років тому +55

    hahaha wtf, I like to think if Fred Durst has seen this and had an existential crisis yet

    • @billrobertjoe
      @billrobertjoe 5 років тому +6

      unlike all the people who make uninspired boring jokes about him he can take a joke, he even makes fun of his own songs in commercials

  • @reishiki5699
    @reishiki5699 9 років тому +9

    I like it when Jon talks about his birds xD