Lord Xander is definitely a product of divorce

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  • @anubisthefloof4224
    @anubisthefloof4224 Рік тому +524

    For those who run Xander as a commander (myself included, he's my fav deck to run)
    Combat Celebrant + Helm of the Host, using Bruvac and Xander on field. Merry Christmas, your whole group hates you now.

    • @maldhound
      @maldhound  Рік тому +273

      Jail forever, but I’ll fist bump you as they lock the gate

    • @TheDumbRatMan12
      @TheDumbRatMan12 Рік тому +16

      If you have Xander and bruvac on the field, do you just completely mill your opponents deck out?

    • @anubisthefloof4224
      @anubisthefloof4224 Рік тому +16

      @@TheDumbRatMan12 i know this sounds dumb, but only if the deck is odd-numbered. That's why I use Helm to make it an even number when Xander rounds it out

    • @anubisthefloof4224
      @anubisthefloof4224 Рік тому +11

      *correction, when the deck is even, not odd lol

    • @jerianaleonarcturus6759
      @jerianaleonarcturus6759 Рік тому

      You can also use myriad effects so you don't even say fuck you in particular. Fuck everyone all at once.

  • @ardynamberglow3124
    @ardynamberglow3124 Рік тому +161

    I unintentionally found one of the best and most hilarious combos with him; Eldritch Pact: "Target player draws X cards and loses X life, where X is the number of cards in the player's graveyard."
    Casually mill half their library then force them to deck themselves AND take the damage. Win in 2 ways.

    • @VivaLaDnDLogs
      @VivaLaDnDLogs Рік тому +9

      Who hurt you?

    • @ardynamberglow3124
      @ardynamberglow3124 Рік тому +16

      @@VivaLaDnDLogs No one, I just found it deeply hilarious.

    • @Insanity5163
      @Insanity5163 Рік тому +21

      @@ardynamberglow3124 grixis mindset

    • @MaddDogg316
      @MaddDogg316 11 місяців тому +7

      So use red to make several combat instances and hit each opponent, then cast Eldritch pact, then use red to "copy spell and choose new target" to hit each opponent. Bravo. I love Grixis.

    • @holly-vg1iz
      @holly-vg1iz 8 місяців тому

      Oh, this is beautiful! Thank you!

  • @lucaugustson9847
    @lucaugustson9847 Рік тому +179

    Not only is Lord Xander going to wreck your whole career in commander, but In Pioneer you can play Lord Xander on turn 3 with Sorin, who allows you to cheat vampires into play. Imagine sitting there on turn 3 and being like “aight, discard half your cards and deal with this 6/6 who mills your deck and will wreck your board when he dies”

  • @akroma443
    @akroma443 Рік тому +77

    Hear me out... Went to a local Modern tournament, let the guy shuffle and cut my deck, opened with all 4 copies of Archive Trap and on their first turn they used a fetch land. The look on his face when I told him to mill 52 on turn 0 is a memory I will treasure forever. And now that I know about this guy and all the ways to abuse him I may just have to get back into my old milling ways in commander! Thank you for the ideas!

    • @perrycarters3113
      @perrycarters3113 Рік тому +10

      Reminds me of the Ixalan pre-release when a game went long and we were both just drawing and playing one card per turn, him topdecking and me with one card in hand the whole time.
      Finally drew my 8th land, played it and cast Zetalpa.
      He read Zetalpa, blinked a couple times, read it again, then looked up and said "Game 2?"

    • @freakincampers
      @freakincampers 11 місяців тому +3

      Did the same thing when original Zendikar was in standard. The look on his face when i played all four after cracking was by far my favorite.

  • @dicedude1071
    @dicedude1071 Рік тому +46

    I like to teach my family magic and we like comparing the game to Calvin ball. "This card does this which normal cards don't get to do"

  • @OddOccultist
    @OddOccultist Рік тому +145

    I absolutely love these card reviews 😂

    • @maldhound
      @maldhound  Рік тому +26

      Thank you so much! I have a lot more to slowly move over 😂

  • @DAsrada
    @DAsrada Рік тому +78

    If you let Xander and Displacer Kitten exist together, you my friend are in for a world of hurt.
    "Not only NO, but also discard half your hand again for trying to kill my Commander."

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 Рік тому +8

    Lord Xander took half the library in the divorce.

  • @MultiBlade17
    @MultiBlade17 Рік тому +13

    Facts! If you pull that extra combat shiz on me you never getting invited to cookout.
    Please do one on my boy Shorikai, Genesis Engine cause giant robot tribal is my life.

  • @fishermankent2417
    @fishermankent2417 Рік тому +43

    I actually know someone who built their deck around the first and last abilities. They make a lot of token copies of Xander then have to sac them all because of the legend rule. Then after everyone has dumped their hands and sacrificed all their creatures then they start swinging with Xander

    • @gatherer818
      @gatherer818 Рік тому +5

      Blade of Selves. Assuming all 3 opponents haven't ragequit yet, just swinging with him makes your opponents sacrifice 75% of their nonland permanents.

  • @lichtheimer
    @lichtheimer Рік тому +21

    They made that thing have Blue, Black, and Red.
    With Red it's getting extra combat phases, with Blue it's saying "not now" to your counters, and with Black it's just going to explain why you're gonna have a bad time.
    Like it'll hit everyone at least once, be unlockable for any number of reasons (U/B do that various ways) and will also be beefy as can be while punching everyone.

  • @ExcaliburVids
    @ExcaliburVids Рік тому +21

    The mill effect on him has to be the most tame part of this card.

    • @BeatPeet
      @BeatPeet Рік тому +8

      Right?! I don't have a problem with people milling 3/4 of my deck especially if I run recursion. But discarding cards and sacrificing permanents? Now you're actually hurting me

    • @Novenae_CCG
      @Novenae_CCG Рік тому +5

      Exactly! Milling is only bad when you die to it, but it doesn't make you any weaker in the game, as opposed to his other abilities which will actually diminish your overall strength. You might be afraid of losing a good card to the graveyard, but there's just as much of a chance that you get closer to drawing said card. If you happen to have graveyard recursion, this is actually good for you.

    • @HeraldOfOpera
      @HeraldOfOpera 2 місяці тому

      And yet, it's also the easiest to convert into instantly killing a player. It doesn't do anything else on its own, but it's not on its own.

  • @GrimmTutelage
    @GrimmTutelage Рік тому +29

    They expect the extra combats by this point. It's the dauthi voidwalker and other stuff making it all exiled that gets em

  • @Jchmcom
    @Jchmcom Рік тому +1

    Calvin Ball. You brought out a super obscure Calvin and Hobbes reference I havent thought of in 20 years. Thank you for that reminder.

  • @michaelwestmoreland2530
    @michaelwestmoreland2530 3 місяці тому

    "Calvin-ball-like effect" is a DEEP lore cut. Right up there with the Noodle Incident(TM)

  • @MakeVarahHappen
    @MakeVarahHappen Рік тому +22

    Mans really took an issue with the least problematic part of the card. I'd rather have the Xander deck get a bunch of attack triggers than flicker him or sac and bring him back.

    • @apophis456
      @apophis456 Рік тому

      You’re a bad person

    • @CradleInTheCrater
      @CradleInTheCrater 11 місяців тому

      This is it. You can easily pull an infinite combat/infinite turns combos with a tuned Xander. He's that asshole

    • @MakeVarahHappen
      @MakeVarahHappen 11 місяців тому +1

      @@CradleInTheCrater I mean you could but maybe don't do that with the seven mana commander.

  • @micbuck8169
    @micbuck8169 Рік тому +3

    Calvin-ball ass effect is an amazing term

  • @danielkuttel7867
    @danielkuttel7867 Рік тому +9

    We also have some people who play this commander. It's nasty because of its triggers, against which you can't do much. The most efficient way is to prevent the opponent from casting him with a Needle or something. Otherwise GG if he has the mana. Our best tactic: All 3 against the 1 player and then you can enjoy the game.

    • @maldhound
      @maldhound  Рік тому +5

      Yeah only other option is really to have a counterspell player or destroy their lands so they can never try it

  • @popeneia8591
    @popeneia8591 Рік тому +4

    Im still fairly new at magic but was playing commander with friends. I still cant forgive one of them for making me mill my whole deck with 2 cards. Bruvac and Traumatize

  • @azurust1774
    @azurust1774 Рік тому +4

    That’s a lot of hoops to jump through for this card to still not be that scary

    • @hatchell18
      @hatchell18 9 місяців тому

      You’re on crack if you aren’t scared of this card

    • @HeraldOfOpera
      @HeraldOfOpera 2 місяці тому

      There are mill doublers and such. Now you're milling ALL the cards. That's basically IKEA Phage.

  • @Martainconcetti
    @Martainconcetti Рік тому +22

    Playing this should be a misdemeanor.

  • @voxkine9385
    @voxkine9385 Рік тому +1

    Extra combats and access to clones in a world where we keep seeing “legendary rule doesn’t apply” more and more.

    • @PaulSzkibik
      @PaulSzkibik 8 місяців тому

      Diminishing returns if you keep milling "half their library". eventually "half your deck" is like "15 cards!", then 7 , then 3, then 2, then 1 and you could have just played bruvac (doubles mill) as a combo before playing Xander instead. Or if you want to play non-combo, play mesmeric orb and make copies of that instead. Or Dreamborn Muse. Also possibly just finish with Brain Freeze (evenn outside storm, just wait for a particularly hectic turn.)

  • @laughingjack1109
    @laughingjack1109 Рік тому +1

    Bruh Xander with bruvac the grandiloquent is brutal but so satisfying when you pull it off

  • @DrkWhiteWolf
    @DrkWhiteWolf Рік тому

    I swung at somebody with 5 Ulamogs at once, I exiled their entire Library.

  • @WitchingMoon88
    @WitchingMoon88 5 місяців тому

    3 words. Bruvac, the Grandiloquent. That's an instant kill, ladies and gentlemen

  • @THEGRUMPTRUCK
    @THEGRUMPTRUCK Рік тому

    "That is a Calvinball-ass effect." 🤣

  • @Malord-lx4vn
    @Malord-lx4vn Рік тому

    Love the clan combos that can proc off the pain daddy colors

  • @TheClarkCooper
    @TheClarkCooper Рік тому +1

    Man, I don't even play M:tG and your videos just keep popping on my algorithm and keep sending it to my friends who do
    And I just want to say, you're hilarious, but that Calvinball reference sent my sides into yesterday, ain't nobody would remember that 💀

  • @envoy2500
    @envoy2500 2 місяці тому

    He was so mad about the mill, he completely forgot to mention that Xander can ABSOLUTELY get it.

  • @timothymilinovich6746
    @timothymilinovich6746 Рік тому

    The reference to Calvinball is straight up awesome.

  • @calvinstaples1820
    @calvinstaples1820 Рік тому

    Loved the Calvin ball reference, made me laugh!

  • @PsychoDiesel48
    @PsychoDiesel48 Рік тому

    You get a like just for the god damn CALVINBALL reference!! I LOVE Calvin and Hobbes.

  • @pollifpj
    @pollifpj Рік тому

    Love the Calvinball reference 😂😂😂

  • @blazetrinity9462
    @blazetrinity9462 Рік тому

    Xander with myriad and helm of the host is fun lol.

  • @AnonYmous-mc5zx
    @AnonYmous-mc5zx Рік тому +1

    The first and last time I saw Lord Xander played, I was playing Orvar clones. They targetted me with their first Xander trigger. I targetted him with the next 8.

  • @robertmcpherson138
    @robertmcpherson138 Рік тому

    And that didn't even get into the final level of pettiness if you DO manage to kill him.

  • @0supermoose804
    @0supermoose804 Рік тому +12

    Huh. I never even considered extra combat phases with Xander. I’ve just been using him with a bunch of clone cards. They all summon and then immediately die to the legendary rule.
    Thanks for the new idea :)

    • @notz104
      @notz104 Рік тому

      If cloning is your game you should look into Spark Double & Mirror Box

    • @ardynamberglow3124
      @ardynamberglow3124 Рік тому

      I got a better one; Eldritch Pact: "Target player draws X cards and loses X life, where X is the number of cards in their graveyard."

  • @Orochai
    @Orochai Рік тому

    The worst part of that attack trigger is making me count out half my library every time he attacks. I didn't come here to do math.

  • @breawycker
    @breawycker Рік тому

    Everybody gangsta until they start playing clone effects and helm of the host and stuff to get multiple of all those triggers off. Great way to get free restraining orders

  • @akirra92
    @akirra92 10 місяців тому

    "I'm not scooping the game, I'm scooping out your life."

  • @Rexir2
    @Rexir2 Рік тому

    Black - a bajillion tutors
    Blue - Bruvac
    Red - extra combat spells/triggers

  • @abetterfuture4787
    @abetterfuture4787 Рік тому

    I play Lord Xander....whoever destroys it, you're the target of his death trigger, lol.

  • @DoctorV_
    @DoctorV_ Рік тому

    love these! would love to see Wilson the refined grizzly and background flaming fist!

  • @Seijik4702
    @Seijik4702 Рік тому

    Daddy Xander wants HALF!

  • @ghost_fueled_scarecrow
    @ghost_fueled_scarecrow Рік тому +4

    It's actually graveyard synergy creatures that do all the heavy lifting in my Xander deck funnily enough. One attack from him is pretty much enough to make cards like Drakestown Forgoten, Consuming Aberation and Academy Elite go nuts. Thought i'd put it out as a cool idea.

  • @HazzardFlame
    @HazzardFlame 6 місяців тому

    Two-thirds your library? Nah, I like to get the whole dang thing with Bruvac the Grandiloquent and/or Fraying Sanity on the board before I attack.

  • @chuckwagon3718
    @chuckwagon3718 Рік тому

    This man hates Lord Xander so much that he had to get hammered before he could even bear to evaluate it.

  • @UniversalJuan
    @UniversalJuan Рік тому

    Lord Xander + "when this creature dies, return it to play" cards = "Why do I play this game again?"

  • @iankane3732
    @iankane3732 Рік тому

    Me, an atla palani enjoyer with ulamog, kozilek, worldspine wurm and blightsteel colossus in my deck: this is fine.

  • @robloxplayer0003
    @robloxplayer0003 Рік тому

    Lord Xander: Rules *laughs*
    Bitter ordeal and a flash enabler: CONSEQUENCES

  • @spencerrogers2021
    @spencerrogers2021 Рік тому +10

    I love your card reviews and o was kinda hoping of you would review a personal favorite of mine gisa and geralf

    • @maldhound
      @maldhound  Рік тому +4

      It’ll go in the list my friend!

  • @deucesommerfeld1248
    @deucesommerfeld1248 10 місяців тому

    Not to mention... Blue. Bruvac. NUFF SAID

  • @CaitiffFTW
    @CaitiffFTW Рік тому

    Bruvac the Grandiloquent scoffs at the word "half."
    Three attacks from red means the tables mills their entire decks in front of you, and wonders exactly who hurt you, as you turn into Gendo Ikari and declare the end of your turn.

  • @drpoprox2821
    @drpoprox2821 Рік тому +4

    As a green Stompy deck enjoyer myself, I'm interested to hear what you have to say about Ghalta.

  • @jnorthey9
    @jnorthey9 Рік тому

    Also fraying sanity to mill their whole deck in one attack

  • @heathwannemacher4185
    @heathwannemacher4185 Рік тому

    Clone effects and rebirth effects work great too lol

  • @b_z5571
    @b_z5571 Рік тому

    70 cards into my graveyard I’m SALIVATING yes please fill my yard for all the graveyard synergies.

  • @sammysammyson
    @sammysammyson Рік тому

    Casually switching to my Eloise deck if Xander's in the command zone. Mill me into my Thoracle. I dare you.

  • @Ginger0616
    @Ginger0616 Рік тому

    This one felt personal like you have a buddy who used it on you 😂😂😂

  • @alexandercandicedad1355
    @alexandercandicedad1355 Рік тому

    1/2, 3/4, 7/8, etc of your library. When the set was released, i was so mad when i saw this card!

  • @ToxicAtom
    @ToxicAtom Рік тому

    My mans never heard of Fleet Swallower before 😂

  • @darinwheeler7707
    @darinwheeler7707 Рік тому

    I put him in the 99 of my Obeka Sneak Attack deck 😂

  • @mitchbarber5681
    @mitchbarber5681 Рік тому

    It's all fun and games until old stickfingers comes out after that

  • @Changeling
    @Changeling 2 місяці тому

    Honestly, I'd just pair him with Liliana Vess as my Planeswalker. Mill half your deck and all creature cards from all graveyards come onto the battlefield under my control, yes please.

  • @wowvidz030
    @wowvidz030 Рік тому +1

    I love this stuff. How about some turbo storm Feather, the Redeemed?

  • @jamesdowning-green4514
    @jamesdowning-green4514 Рік тому

    Who needs extra combats just attack with six Xander clones at once. What are they going to do, block? I've already one and let me just play this bog.

  • @charchu737
    @charchu737 Рік тому

    Let's not forget Bruvac, Dark Ritual, and Maze of Ith!

  • @tyherbert3842
    @tyherbert3842 Рік тому +1

    Not only does red have extra combat spells but blue has extra turn spells

  • @nicolasfurger1032
    @nicolasfurger1032 Рік тому +1

    Give it myriad too

  • @learntoplaymagic5202
    @learntoplaymagic5202 Рік тому

    Lord Xander w/ Fraying Sanity

  • @loud_speak484
    @loud_speak484 Рік тому +1

    I made a copy deck using him. So instead of extra combat spells, just more of him period. Works great with mirror box

  • @onewiththewires
    @onewiththewires Рік тому +3

    2 attacks that each remove half or your remaining library would mill 3/4 of the deck not 2/3.

    • @maldhound
      @maldhound  Рік тому +11

      Yes this was back before my wife had taught me basic mathematics

  • @KlayTitan
    @KlayTitan Рік тому

    Imagine if he was Mardu instead of Grixis. Toss him in that Isshin deck lol

  • @ChaosActual1
    @ChaosActual1 Рік тому +8

    I run a Rakdos Lord of Riots Commander deck and I would like to hear more about these extra combat step cards.
    I think my deck has two cards in it that already do that but two isn’t nearly enough.

    • @RoxyGotMoxy.
      @RoxyGotMoxy. Рік тому +2

      Off the top of my head (there may well be more I'm not remembering, but I know the below are all in Rakdos colours. Some are obvs better than others):
      Godo, Bandit Warlord
      World At War
      Aggravated Assault
      Relentless Assault
      Combat Celebrant
      Breath of Fury
      Seize The Day
      Zariel, Archduke of Avernus (ult)
      Karlach, Fury of Avernus
      Lightning runner
      Port Razer
      Savage Beating
      Akki Battle Squad
      Bloodthirster
      Hellkite Charger
      Morag, Fury of Akoum
      Scourge of the Throne
      Fury of the Horde

  • @Xios_Angelis
    @Xios_Angelis Рік тому +1

    I mean...I milled someone for 81 from a single tap once
    Consuming Abberation plus Phenax God of Deception

  • @drizzt12341
    @drizzt12341 Рік тому +1

    *bruvac has entered the chat*

  • @rastabananaman206
    @rastabananaman206 Рік тому

    Throw down a fraying sanity on someone and you can literally mill their entire library in one attack…

  • @janmelantu7490
    @janmelantu7490 Рік тому

    Me, the sicko who wants my deck in my graveyard: “hahahah 30/4 Crackling Drake go brrrr”

  • @zephyrstrife4668
    @zephyrstrife4668 Рік тому

    I dont know who pissed in that designer's cheerios that morning... But clearly he was halfway through the bowl when he realized it.

  • @KingOfDoma
    @KingOfDoma Рік тому +1

    Don't forget: he can get it.

    • @Nersius
      @Nersius Рік тому

      The issue is his personality:
      his restaurant is always full, just there are no regulars.

  • @danielspahn2593
    @danielspahn2593 Рік тому

    Sounds like a deck that could use a Port Razer with a Blade of Selves equipped 😅😅😅

  • @iambutter2784
    @iambutter2784 Рік тому

    Fun fact. I played in a 4 player Lord Xander Mirror Match. IT WAS GLORIOUS

  • @XerioZach
    @XerioZach Рік тому +1

    Not only does Red have multiple combats but blue has plenty of copy effects so if you allow yourself to care about the legend rule, you'll get his etb and death triggers more. Otherwise more attackers!

  • @yesimchar
    @yesimchar Рік тому

    humbly requesting Xanathar, guild kingpin

  • @casualgoats
    @casualgoats Рік тому

    A rare Calvin and Hobbes reference

  • @raynmanshorts9275
    @raynmanshorts9275 Рік тому

    I like how he doesn't even consider the actual gameplan, which is to copy him roughly 50 times.

  • @WilliametcCook
    @WilliametcCook 3 місяці тому

    Bruvac the Grandiloquent (2U)
    If an opponent would mill one or more cards, they mill twice that many cards instead.
    _(If they have an odd number of cards in their library, they now have _*_one_*_ card in their library.)_

  • @marcwilliams1942
    @marcwilliams1942 Рік тому

    Sword of body and mind equipped

  • @PhantomZ0027
    @PhantomZ0027 Рік тому

    It also says defending,
    I don’t have to attack I can block and ruin your day lol

  • @falformfreeform9553
    @falformfreeform9553 Рік тому

    And imagine the look on there faces when they mill half of a 250 card deck :)

  • @NStripleseven
    @NStripleseven Рік тому

    This card definitely came from a divorce, because it takes half of everything.

  • @enok7008
    @enok7008 Рік тому +1

    But can he get it...asking for friend.

  • @mistertaz94
    @mistertaz94 Рік тому

    That half shit in general is something kids back in the early 2000s would never believe. Heartless Hidetsugu from Kamigawa block had the ability that when it swings the opponent halves their life which made for an autokill with Overblaze combo

  • @GeneralCDragon
    @GeneralCDragon Рік тому +3

    I know for a fact, that there are cards that say "when you/your opponent mill cards, mill twice that much".
    Forget multi-attacks, just one shot them with the most disrespectful vampire play since the "exquisite blood/sanguine bond" combo.

  • @theprogressivecynic2407
    @theprogressivecynic2407 Рік тому

    As a joke, I played a pioneer deck that dropped Fires of Invention, and then used it to survive into a Mirror March + Thassa + Xander turn (basically, the common Fires shell, but with Xander instead of Agent of Treachery and Mirror March for the ridiculousness of it). The first time I played it with friends, I got 4 coin flips in a row, followed by 2 flips on the Thassa bounce--this caused my opponent to discard half his hand, 6 times, and sac half his permanents 6 times (ie. 7 lands and 7 cards becomes 1 land and 1 card). It was the last time I played that deck...

  • @gungy_vt
    @gungy_vt 11 місяців тому

    Also, give Xander Myriad and have one of the "ignore the Legend rule" cards, now everyone at the table hates you, even if you only swing once.

  • @mantis7starblossom210
    @mantis7starblossom210 Рік тому

    But can he get it though? That sweet sweet surrender

  • @benpeterson4673
    @benpeterson4673 Рік тому

    *Smiles in Muldrotha*

  • @overfailed3639
    @overfailed3639 Рік тому

    Not even mentioning his death trigger, huh? Damn, he got to be traumatized...

  • @erisdsouza2918
    @erisdsouza2918 Рік тому

    I feel like if you can get three combat steps lord Zander and bruvac the grandiloquent and your creatures don't die you just win.