Ok but to be fair I have been told I'm this level of dense, true story here, in highschool I was asked by this boy I was friends (I thought that's what was happening) with to come over and "get to know each other" to which I thought this was an innocent thing so I said "I see who's available to hang out with us" then when he tried to explain that he wanted it to be just us I had said to one of his friends, who ig saw that this wasn't going to plan, "*his name* came up with a good day for everyone to hang out:)" and then YEARS later I'm told by that same friend who walked up that the guy was trying to sleep with me for months apparently. So I get it lol
The gone wrong is making me very afraid "That I'm going to be an old cat lady!!" Its official, "crazy cat lady" is a gender neutral term. Him calling us "bestie" the entire time is so fruity I love it "The sea is *empty* " no it's not, it's full of plastic.
I would have done one of two things in this situation 1. Cried by the end of this 2. At 17:14 yelled at him asking if i was really that unattractive to him or just that far in the friendzone that he forgets i am a woman.
I visibly scrunched up my face at the part where he talks about the way the date treats the waiter. Dodged a bullet right there. I am so invested in this tea
@@GuyThatLikesFrogscats ARE cuddly. cats are some of the sweetest critters out there AND they purr and rub against you and bonk their face into you when they’re happy
@@hhgnggnjngnmnnh5291 with you on the cat thing. Both animals are honestly THE SWEETEST it just takes time getting used to either one depending on which ever you're used to when seeing the animal of the opposite side. ^^ :>
This is so funny and painfully relatable! I hope this becomes a series cuz I need to know what happens next! I felt so called out in this cuz I may have been in this situation once. Hypothetically, I might have written a whole ass love letter to buddy of mine in college a few years ago that ended like this. Turns out one can interpret a love letter entirely in a platonic manner even with hearts on the page. The rejection that followed may have only taken a fourth of the time it took to explain said letter. That was the first and only time I tried to woo someone the old fashioned way. Hypothetically of course.
No seriously who snaps their fingers at a waiter? I would've packed up after eating! Poor waiter and poor clueless best friend who had to deal with that. But this was a funny video!
@mlfandom1851 fr gluten is everywhere! My friend recently had to go gluten free due to an intolerance - and one day I called him up to go for a beer. It was only upon getting to the pub that we realised beer contains gluten 😅
Man, this feel too real...the gluten free, polishit stuf...its like taking a Karen on a date...it was only missing the star signs talk and the pause to take photos from the food for tiktok/instagram shit...i've never laughed so much...please...keep up the good work
9:50 sparkling water?? I tasted it once and it DOES taste like tv static. I never drank the stuff since. He’s so going to date us after apologizing multiple times and promise of food
I'd probably do this in real life, only my exit would include a parting shot about him being a "dense walnut", which has become my new favorite phrase since I heard it from another favorite character of mine.
The checking for a violation of the Geneva Convention bit caused me to burst out laughing, sir it is wayyyyy to late at night for me to be laughing this loudly
I arrived late here, but honestly, Pebble smashing it once again with something unique! I reckon after this video I'll be grinning for a month straight haha. 😆✨️
Getting somethin gluten free at a pasta restaurant reminds me of a story where a woman at a restaurant asked for somethin to eat with no nuts, meat, gultan, dairy, the whole shabang…..the waiter just gave em water….
7:59 "i heard absolutely hee-haw back" STOP THE WAY I LAUGHED CUZ ME AND MY MUM SAY THAT ALL THE TIME LIKE IF I COME BACK FROM SOMEWHERE AND I ASK MY MUM "what have you done today" SHE GOES "hee-haw" 😭😭😭😭
Let me spell this out for you Jack. I am going to take you out to dinner and then we are drowning ourselves in ben and Jerrys but romantically. Good lord this was like running into a brick wall he may be an idiot but he's my idiot
I've been single for years now, enjoy knitting and chilling at home, and now the neighbours cat won't leave me alone - I fear I've already become the cat lady who lives in their dressing gown 😂 excuse me while I go grab a tub of Ben and Jerry's now
PART 2 PLEEEEEEASE ❤ im screaming for them to resolve this or a vid where its him apologizing like nuts and wanting to go on a date but listener says no, idk
If I plucked up the courage to ask someone close to me like that, and they just laughed and said, "Oh, that's sweet but I don't need a mock/pity date." Like, they didn't take me seriously when I asked, I'd actually walk out and cry. 😭😢 It's clear Jack didn't realize we were being serious but omg, talk about mortifying on our end with him just laughing and not taking it seriously.
Not a date but one time at a party this guy asked me to dance and while this cabezón of a man is guiding me to the dance floor he said and I quote, “ it’s time for your daily exercise” I tried to play it cool and still dance but the guy was so weird throughout the whole thing, I may have stepped on his toes (a couple of times) on purpose so that I could excuse myself away 🫠
The sparkling water aside (i'm not a fan either, but I'm not gonna police what other people injest), I'm appalled by their treatment of the server. Pebbles, you dodged a tactical nuke with that date.
"Bestie?.." Meanwhile im just kicking myself and screaming internally becuase I [lovingly] fell in love with a dumb dumb [Also ouch pebble you didn't have to hit me in the feels like that Sincerely,The boring partner/hj]
I'm this level of dense I fear dense, true story here, in highschool I was asked by this boy I was friends (I thought that's what was happening) with to come over and "get to know each other" to which I thought this was an innocent thing so I said "I see who's available to hang out with us" then when he tried to explain that he wanted it to be just us I had said to one of his friends, who ig saw that this wasn't going to plan, "*his name* came up with a good day for everyone to hang out:)" and then YEARS later I'm told by that same friend who walked up that the guy was trying to sleep with me for months apparently. So as a dense person I'm sorry to anyone who likes someone like me 😅
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Oh my God, I felt so sad at that last “bestie….?” he was so clueless I need a part2
Yesssss
Yes part two is needed
Definitely
Agreed, we definitely need this
PLEASE
Clueless is an understatement, like bro please I am begging you I am right here 🧎♀️🙏
Right, we almost got grandma-zoned!!
@@CostumedFiend_Audio grandma zoned 😂😂
"Who orders sparkling water? *It tastes. Like. TV. Static.*" YOU JUST PERFECTLY PUT INTO WORDS WHY I HATE SPARKLING WATER THANK YOU!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
EXACTLY!! WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE CARBONATION?!! WHY DO YOU *WANT* YOUR DRINK TO HURT YOU?!
I will save you from the sparking water! It helps with my Tourette’s….. lol
It does taste like tv static, but I love it
I don't understand why my entire house hold likes it so much 😭
@@Meipmeep wh-....I...I believe you, because I trust you know your disability better than I do...but...hOw?!
If we're being fr "clueless" is an UNDERSTATEMENT😭
The light is on but nobody’s home 😭
Ok but to be fair I have been told I'm this level of dense, true story here, in highschool I was asked by this boy I was friends (I thought that's what was happening) with to come over and "get to know each other" to which I thought this was an innocent thing so I said "I see who's available to hang out with us" then when he tried to explain that he wanted it to be just us I had said to one of his friends, who ig saw that this wasn't going to plan, "*his name* came up with a good day for everyone to hang out:)" and then YEARS later I'm told by that same friend who walked up that the guy was trying to sleep with me for months apparently. So I get it lol
The gone wrong is making me very afraid
"That I'm going to be an old cat lady!!" Its official, "crazy cat lady" is a gender neutral term.
Him calling us "bestie" the entire time is so fruity I love it
"The sea is *empty* " no it's not, it's full of plastic.
That last part is killing me (just like the sea life)
Nah dude from the sound of that date you 100% dodged a bullet with that one 🤣 Sometimes being single is the better option.
I would have done one of two things in this situation
1. Cried by the end of this
2. At 17:14 yelled at him asking if i was really that unattractive to him or just that far in the friendzone that he forgets i am a woman.
I visibly scrunched up my face at the part where he talks about the way the date treats the waiter. Dodged a bullet right there. I am so invested in this tea
Him talking about being incapable of being loved:
Me in hunger games mode: I volunteer as tribute!!!!
Jack: * starts describing the date *
Me: Oh honey, no 😞
Edit: Oof, I can relate to feeling like I'm boring.
Pebbles your acting never ceases to amaze me 🫡
Aww thank you so much! I try my best for you all :D
0:28 what's wrong with being a cat lady 🙄
(Was not expecting war but cats are winning)
As a dog man, everything 😝
(Pinning this comment to start a civil war between the cat and dog people of our community, mwuhahaha)
@@PebblesASMR (me who likes cats) pebbs. Cats can bring calm solace to you... you indeed have started a war...
@@terrencekamisato3854dogs do the same while also being cuddly (I have picked my battle)
@@GuyThatLikesFrogscats ARE cuddly. cats are some of the sweetest critters out there AND they purr and rub against you and bonk their face into you when they’re happy
@@hhgnggnjngnmnnh5291 with you on the cat thing. Both animals are honestly THE SWEETEST it just takes time getting used to either one depending on which ever you're used to when seeing the animal of the opposite side. ^^ :>
PART 2!!!!!! WE NEED A PART 2!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
WE DO!
This is so funny and painfully relatable! I hope this becomes a series cuz I need to know what happens next!
I felt so called out in this cuz I may have been in this situation once. Hypothetically, I might have written a whole ass love letter to buddy of mine in college a few years ago that ended like this. Turns out one can interpret a love letter entirely in a platonic manner even with hearts on the page. The rejection that followed may have only taken a fourth of the time it took to explain said letter. That was the first and only time I tried to woo someone the old fashioned way. Hypothetically of course.
I love the "Wait a second..." lord our friend is slow but sweet XD
He really said "i'm ✨Living La Vida Loca✨
and then i had that damn song in my head the whole video xD
love ya
I’m telling ya Jerry, it’s my fault…
How was I supposed to know *not* to remove the screw driver from the demon core
Nothing like a lethal dose of 1,000 rad (10 Gy) neutron and 114 rad (1.14 Gy) gamma radiation in less than a second to wake you up in the morning
Better than my original plan to take us to Lake Karachay for an hour
No seriously who snaps their fingers at a waiter? I would've packed up after eating! Poor waiter and poor clueless best friend who had to deal with that. But this was a funny video!
Im so sorry 😂 but i cackled the entire time. This was perfect. It was also scarily realistic.
Man this is too real
The whole gluten free thing aaaaa I've bEEN there
@mlfandom1851 fr gluten is everywhere!
My friend recently had to go gluten free due to an intolerance - and one day I called him up to go for a beer. It was only upon getting to the pub that we realised beer contains gluten 😅
Oh he better start running to apologize
"Ppl love vintage"
🤣
*raises & waves hand*
Me! I'm people! I love vintage! Lmaooo. He's totally lovable. I'd totally date him. ❤
at least he realizes it in the end. That's a proggres I must say XD
Man, this feel too real...the gluten free, polishit stuf...its like taking a Karen on a date...it was only missing the star signs talk and the pause to take photos from the food for tiktok/instagram shit...i've never laughed so much...please...keep up the good work
Oh, no, he’s stupid 😭 This was wonderful, I laughed so much at the end xD ❤❤❤
First and this was funny and relatable as shit
Ayyyy well done on first comment :D
i've been bingeing pebble audios for the past couple days and now i'm getting one fresh off the presses??
Absolutely adore this one😭 really hope to see this become a little series💜
Why is the quote on the thumbnail literally me? 😂😂
Edit: Nah scratch that, I’m 30 seconds in and this whole audio is just me. 😂🤣
I feel your pain - I wish I could say I'm just good at acting but this is me too 😅
@@PebblesASMR YES! I’M NOT ALONE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
So real
@@PebblesASMRPart 2 maybe
can this PLEASE be a series 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
I laughed way too hard at the meerkat part XD
The obliviousness! 😂
Also, dude dodged a bullet with that date.
9:50 sparkling water?? I tasted it once and it DOES taste like tv static. I never drank the stuff since. He’s so going to date us after apologizing multiple times and promise of food
1:52 AHHH YESSS I LOVE BEN AND JERRYS THE COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM IS THE BEST NOTHING CAN COMPETE W THAT FLAVOUR ‼️‼️‼️
I'm just going to put this out there....we are truly blessed to have Pebbles! Each video is absolutely AMAZING!!!!
I can't express how accurate and relatable this is to me. Love your acting, Pebbles! Keep up the great work! 👍
Thank you so much! 😁
Me at 1 AM: time to go to bed!🎉
Also me: oh look! Pebble posted!❤❤❤❤
Hell yeah, I'm so excited 👁👁🤞
Woop woop! Lets gooooo
This is so good. Clueless as all get out, but he dodged a bullet. Definitely need a part two.
I couldn't stop smiling during the whole thing. Another amazing video!
Glad you enjoyed it! 😊
I'd probably do this in real life, only my exit would include a parting shot about him being a "dense walnut", which has become my new favorite phrase since I heard it from another favorite character of mine.
unfortunately ill need a pt 2 sir 🙏
Part 2 please.
This audio hit so close to home, loved it!! ❤❤
Not hitting us with the Livin La Vida Loca 💃✨️
Oh no, child, the "snapping of the fingers" is an absolute disrespect in my book. I would have left immediately if that happened at my table.
Nah I need a part 2 this is too cute ❤
The checking for a violation of the Geneva Convention bit caused me to burst out laughing, sir it is wayyyyy to late at night for me to be laughing this loudly
I wanna animate this so bad omg this is so good and relatable lmao it’s so good
This is all i needed in life. Someone who sounds like Soap MacTavish call me bestie. Thank you very much❤
You dodged a bullet.
EDIT: DING DING DING, IT FINALLY HITS HIM!!!
Ok the disrespect on sparkling water will NOT be tolerated😩
AWWWW I LOVE CLUELESS PEBBLE
Why is the thumbnail so relateable😂😂....
Love your videos btw you now have a new subscriber
Welcome to our little community! 😊❤
Do I need to be up for work in 4 hours...yes but this is more important
your audios made me develop a thing for Scottish accents, thank you so much.
I arrived late here, but honestly, Pebble smashing it once again with something unique! I reckon after this video I'll be grinning for a month straight haha. 😆✨️
Getting somethin gluten free at a pasta restaurant reminds me of a story where a woman at a restaurant asked for somethin to eat with no nuts, meat, gultan, dairy, the whole shabang…..the waiter just gave em water….
THE CLIFF HANGERS IM GRIPPING MY WALLS WHYYYY
No way he fuckin snapped after all that I don’t know how I didn’t notice that the first time
ADORABLE!!
Dont worry jack, if you become the cat lady we can watch pebbles together anytime you feel lonely❤
"I mean we could always... Uh nevermind" 😢
This is just me 🧍🏾
Edit: coming from the AroAce who unintentionally pulls this is truly just me in a way 😭
fellow aroace here… REAL.
Plzzzzzz part 2
7:59 "i heard absolutely hee-haw back" STOP THE WAY I LAUGHED CUZ ME AND MY MUM SAY THAT ALL THE TIME LIKE IF I COME BACK FROM SOMEWHERE AND I ASK MY MUM "what have you done today" SHE GOES "hee-haw" 😭😭😭😭
A quiet pub if going out at all, that's what I want too!!
Thank you for this audio! 😀🌸
OH MY GOD i don't know why but everything about this has me in a damn CHOKEHOLD can we pretty please get a part 2?
"I can only disappoint one person at a time" I'm poly but i felt that on a visceral level
Damn, this one hits close to home.
Part 2 pls🙏🙏🥺🥺
I need to know how this ends!!😭
I NEED A PT 2😭😭😭
❤❤❤ this made me laugh and cry. I want more.
The whole explanation I was actually visually upset for him about his horrible date 😂😂 amazing video tho 😊👍
I laughed so much at your retelling😂 You captured this character beautifully - and many a woman would welcome the chance to date you😉 Thank you🥰
Let me spell this out for you Jack. I am going to take you out to dinner and then we are drowning ourselves in ben and Jerrys but romantically. Good lord this was like running into a brick wall he may be an idiot but he's my idiot
I've been single for years now, enjoy knitting and chilling at home, and now the neighbours cat won't leave me alone - I fear I've already become the cat lady who lives in their dressing gown 😂 excuse me while I go grab a tub of Ben and Jerry's now
Please tell me theres gonna be a part 2😢
I finally gave up and got cats. I will, however, make an effort for a sarcastic fellow with a Scots accent.
need a part2 desperately
Can we please go to a pub in part 2? I’mma need it real bad after hearing this poor fellow’s woes.😅😂
I love you pebble!!!! ❤ 😊
"I actually had to stop and check if that was a violation of the Geneva Convention" *wheezing*
PART 2 PLEEEEEEASE ❤ im screaming for them to resolve this or a vid where its him apologizing like nuts and wanting to go on a date but listener says no, idk
“Living law vidaw locaw” It got me 💀😂🫰🏼
PEBBLE I NEED ANOTHER ONE PLSSS IT IS AROUND 1 AM AND I AM SOBBING BECAUSE THERE ISNT WNOTHER PART PLEASEEEEEE🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
If I plucked up the courage to ask someone close to me like that, and they just laughed and said, "Oh, that's sweet but I don't need a mock/pity date." Like, they didn't take me seriously when I asked, I'd actually walk out and cry. 😭😢
It's clear Jack didn't realize we were being serious but omg, talk about mortifying on our end with him just laughing and not taking it seriously.
Not a date but one time at a party this guy asked me to dance and while this cabezón of a man is guiding me to the dance floor he said and I quote, “ it’s time for your daily exercise” I tried to play it cool and still dance but the guy was so weird throughout the whole thing, I may have stepped on his toes (a couple of times) on purpose so that I could excuse myself away 🫠
The sparkling water aside (i'm not a fan either, but I'm not gonna police what other people injest), I'm appalled by their treatment of the server.
Pebbles, you dodged a tactical nuke with that date.
I LOVE CARBONATED DRINKS!!! FIGHT ME!!
"Bestie?.."
Meanwhile im just kicking myself and screaming internally becuase I [lovingly] fell in love with a dumb dumb
[Also ouch pebble you didn't have to hit me in the feels like that
Sincerely,The boring partner/hj]
The fact that you tried to say something in Spanish it's just hilarious😂😂 love itt
We need part 2 SOON
I love old-fashioned men, i found the right place💅
I’ve finally found someone more oblivious than me! 😭💀
please tell me theres gonna be a part 2 because i definitely need one
*Me using the to fall asleep to*
9:12-9:19
Me: *Head snaps back to phone* NAH.
This was cute 😊 love you stuff
Thank you hehe 😊
@@PebblesASMR omg I forgot to type the R in "your". I love your videos! Your great! I just need to stop typing so fast 😅
@@headphone.spirit Don't worry, I know what you meant 😂
I'm this level of dense I fear dense, true story here, in highschool I was asked by this boy I was friends (I thought that's what was happening) with to come over and "get to know each other" to which I thought this was an innocent thing so I said "I see who's available to hang out with us" then when he tried to explain that he wanted it to be just us I had said to one of his friends, who ig saw that this wasn't going to plan, "*his name* came up with a good day for everyone to hang out:)" and then YEARS later I'm told by that same friend who walked up that the guy was trying to sleep with me for months apparently. So as a dense person I'm sorry to anyone who likes someone like me 😅